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IMPORTANT!: My new email is zhellas@hotmail.com


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gender: Male

Nickname: Uncle Crackers.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please.

favorite shows: Danny Phantom, Avatar, Ben10, Beavis and Butthead, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad,

South Park, King of the Hill, Ned's Declassified school Survival Guide, Futurama, Code: Lyoko, Home Inprovement, Retarded Animal Babies, Twilight Zone, The X-Files, The Outer Limits, Mission Hill.(Not in order.)

Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Disturbed, Weird Al Yankovic, Ozzy Osbourne, The Soggy Bottom Boys, Eiffel 65, Blink 182, Crazy Frog(no relation to my name.), Green Day, Group X-Arabian Assassins, DiscO-ZONE.

Hobbies: Drawing, Killing Time.

Favorite Books: The Harry Potter seires, Narnia Chronicles, Captain Underpants.

Favorite songs: Papercut, One Step Closer, With You, CopperHead Road, Numb/Encore, The Night Santa Went Crazy, Hardware Store, Genuis in France, Blue ( Da Ba Dee), Too Many Guys, Schfifty Five, Bang Bang Bang, Peanuts,Numb(linkinPark), Numb(disturbed), Liberate,Down with the sickness, Stupify,the game,Ten Thousand Fists,Sugar were going down(falloutboy).

What I Hate: Secrets and Lies, being called gay(I am NOT GAY but I do respect homosexuals), Stuck-Up snobby rich people like on the Oblongs, NeoNazis, StereoTypers, Facists.

Favorite quotes!

"Cheeze It"! - Bender (Futurama)

" Trick-or-Treat, Son of a bitch!" - Cornholio

"When I was little I had no pants, Took a whiz on a electric fence. Hurt so bad, Shocked my balls, then I took a crap in my overalls" - Beavis

"Up yours Bimbo!" - Bender

"you sick little monkey! why I outta!" - Ren ( Ren and Stimpy)

" Yo mama's ass!" - me

" D'oh! " - Homer Simpson

" What the Family? " - Bart Simpson

" Eat my Shorts " - Bart Simpson

" If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If you find a guy whose life gave them Vodka, have a party!" - Ron White

" GIT-R-DONE " - Larry the Cable Guy

" If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes and watch it cry " - some person(I forgot their name, or screen name, think it was Rianchan)

" Pass Kentucky on the left hand side " - Donkey(Retarded Animal Babies)

" I'm here to Kick Ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum!" - Cat(Retarded Animal Babies)_

" Yippie-ki-ay Mutha Fucka !" - Bruce Willis man A.K.A. Hamster(Retarded Animal Babies)

" I hope you choke on a biscotti!" - Foamy the Squirrel

" Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry!" - Foamy the Squirrel


you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you are enough of a Harry Potter fan that you're willing to callyourself a potterphile copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds like comics and card games. Geeks like trig and reading. If you are one or both, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

And one last thing, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, Horselvr4evr123,Chaos inducer, Witchdoctor42, zHellas

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Blast Into The Past by Blueyedblonde reviews
After over a century, XANA launches an attack and goes after the daughter of Ulrich and Yumi. A freak accident sends her back to the past where she has the chance to save Odd from his untimely death and teach the others not to take friendship for granted.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,045 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Ulrich S., Yumi I.
Muted Scream by Andraea Shade reviews
Removed for Revision - Ch1 remains, somewhat edited. Implied Slash/non-con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U.
I Kid You Not by Vir M reviews
SHINxOC. Piano playing Erika was taken from her German home due to family issues, and now lives with her uncle in Japan. She is forced to speak a new language in her thick accent, make new friends, and survive in an alien culture. What's a girl to do?
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Shin S., Wakana K.
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Die Kreation der Zerstörung by Hana Rhys reviews
Accepting Characters! What will happen when the worlds of Shinigami and Arrancar combine into the realm of humans? Possible OCxOC, IchixRuki, and HitsuxMatsu. Not sure yet. Rated T for violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008
The Drop of Blood by kittykopter reviews
Harry mysteriously becomes ill and only the blood of a relative will cure him. What happens when Harry falls into a coma after the Dursley's blood fails to work? What is Dumbledore hiding? And why is Ron feeling awkward whenever he's with Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P.
Hero High by Mr.Evil reviews
What if the Omnitrix was the acceptance invitation to the Galactic Enforcers Academy. A school designed for kids from all over the universe to discover how to use the Omnitrix to its fullest potential. Now you can only guess who the new classmates are.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
What's My Name? by Hiraku Abridged reviews
Jeremie fell asleep and wakes up in a wheat field with most of his memory erased. He doesn't know what his name is or what he's doing there, and he's even forgotten Lyoko! Now, Xana has split in half and his good side merged with Jer...what's happening?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
In the Future by Narikii reviews
Aelita starts wondering if everyone will still be friends in 15 years, so Jeremie designs a program that will send them to the future. They find surprises in the future, where they find out about something that happened to a friend. To save her, they have
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
Super Nuclear by Rudger reviews
An American teen, Five middle schoolers and an evil AI bent on destroying the human race.What more is there to say?Note: This story is post Season 2 and Pre season 3 so if stuff doesn't make sense, it's because I went my own way with it.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006
Danger in the woods by YumiSplash reviews
X.a.n.a is gone but Lyoko is still around. A misterious man appears at Kadic wanting 5 friends to do a reality Tv show. Agreaing Mr.Delmas sends them away with him. Is this safe or another X.a.n.a attack? UxY and maybe a lil AxJ chapt 10 is up - Discontinued, for now
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006
Where Do Babies Come From? by Tsuki of the Roselight reviews
Due to his overprotective parents, Jaden has no idea where babies come from! Not even what sex means! So he's on the move to find out and is going to use his friends to do it. COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Jeepers Creepers ThreeandaHalf: End Game by Yaoi Scribe reviews
Daniel and Adrian are still getting chased around by the Creeper but then they discover that there are far more frightening creatures in the universe. Slash, gore, sex warning!
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006
Picking up the pieces by Fullsteel reviews
[SasuNaru, suicidal content.] Naruto has had enough and decides to take his own life, Sasuke reads the letter Naruto left and runs of to find Naruto before it's to late. Will he come in time to tell Naruto how he feel? EDITED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Quel est le problème avec des Français? by Mrs.G.F.Handel reviews
A French family moves to Arlin. How will Hank deal? French title, story in English. Means: Whats the Problem With Frenchmen? Chapter 1 of 6.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2007
Konoha’s Raging Storm by Cup Ramen reviews
A six year old Naruto is fed up with the treatment from the villagers and most of all being weak.Watch a young Naruto create a name for himself. A name that brings fear to his opponents and hope to his comrades. Watch the birth of Konoha's Raging Storm
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,079 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
New family by Titans fan 1 reviews
Better than the title sounds.When Danny's parents adopt a 13 year old named,they don't realize his mysterious abilites or troubled past.Now Using his abilites Nick must work with Danny to stop a seemingly unstoppable group.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Danny F.
Lone Crimson by Kyo and Sinclair reviews
A young shinobi, isolated his entire life, loses his reason to stay and starts his journey towards peace. Will he ever know happiness in life? SelfHarm Angst,OC,ShonenAi,HC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Sasuke U.
Code South Park by KingK305 reviews
As the lyoko gang finish another XANA attack, a strange black hole appears and takes them to... South Park? there will be XANA, craziness and Kenny dying of course. COMPLETE, YIPEE!ATTENTION:FUNNY
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
The Sick and Twisted World of Naruto by Gaara the hated reviews
A series of disturbing short stories about the characters of Naruto. A morbid and grim version of the world of Naruto, but filled with good hearted laughs for all the kids. Something for the whole family, damnit! Rated M for excessive gore and violence...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
Know Your Stars: Futurama by coffeexcoffeexcoffee reviews
The Futurama gang goes on All That's Know Your Stars! Chapter5: Prof. Farnsworth! Please R&R!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006
Name of Story The Name by Andrea244 reviews
When a new kid come to the Academy, will he be accepted into the Lyoko gang? And when something terrible happens how will the gang react?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
On That Day by the sadistic homicidal child reviews
Summary: Warnings: Character deaths. Child abuse. Rape NCS Noncon Nonconsensual. Whatever you know it as. Father was cruel to us. He hated us. He blamed us for the death of our mother. Look at us now. We've been set free. Just look at us now. Look........
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Eyeshield 21 The Dating SIM! by Nazzy reviews
This is especially made for the fangirls of Eyeshield 21! Follow the journey of a main character, whose adventure and Lovelife will be decided by YOU! yes, YOU! So, what are you waiting for? come and read this now! CHAPTER 6 AND 7 UP!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
The Way Home by strawberryfinn reviews
Following an accident, Carey is killed, Zack is paralyzed, and Cody becomes mentally challenged. Can Zack help Cody find himself again?
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Freddy vs Jason: WAR by Chris Vegvary reviews
Get ready for war as Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Michael Myers, the Creeper, Candyman, the Tall Man, Leatherface, Pinhead, and Pumpkinhead face off in a battle to the finish! [COMPLETE]
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,823 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
Shadow of the Eye by Son of Xana reviews
The Lyoko gang meets a shy new kid, but does he have a secret? Or two... or three... Rating will go up as story continues (CHAPTER 5 UP!)
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004
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