Author has written 9 stories for Teen Titans, Twilight, Fruits Basket, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy IX, and Lion King.
Hey there! My name's KitaraStrife. I'm not really new around here, but I don't post a lot of fanfics. I have this Kingdom Hearts fanfic I'm writing, but I want to keep to the storyline of the games before I finish it. Besides that one, S h m i l e y's He.a.rt and I are writing a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" fanfic together that's gonna be posted on her account whenever the HELL we finish revising it... IF we finish revising it. I don't think that's gonna make it on here anymore...
I'M A BETA!! :D :
S h m i l e y's He.a.rt
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violet butterfly 90 and I have a joint account!! Check it out, please!!: Kitara Violet
Age - 22, and still working on the license (at least I have my permit now!)
Grade - High School Graduate, CNA
YIM Address - Bankotsus_Female_Youkai@yahoo.com (TELL ME how you got this AND WHY you want to talk with me or I WILL NOT add you to my list!!!!)
Likes - Anime, Singing, Video Games (KH & Final Fantasy series mostly), reading fanfics (mostly yaoi & even THEN it's mostly KH and Final Fantasy), annoying the hell outta my big sis, b.s.-ing with my friends on MSN, writing fanfics (though I don't have many up here. sweatdrop), ANIME CONS!! There's more, but I can't think of it right now.
Dislikes - Preps, males who make fun of female gamers (KEEP IT UP, YA GITS!! WE'LL GET YA FOR IT ONE DAY!!), bullies (that comes with going to a parochial school for 9 damn years of my life. -.-), People Who Type Their Summaries Like This; Get A Life And Learn How To Write/Type Properly, Fuckers, bad grammar. There are more for this one, too. Just can't think of 'em right now either.
First Anime Con- EAE 2009. It was small, but it was still helluva fun! I EVEN GOT A COMPLIMENT FROM WAYNE GRAYSON WHEN I IMITATED HIS CHARACTER OF JOEY WHEELER FROM "Yu-gi-oh! The Movie" DURING HIS PANNEL THAT FRIDAY!! 8DDD
I LOVE THE TURKS!! TURKS FREAKING RULE!! SOLDIERS ARE OKAY, BUT TURKS PWN THEIR BUTTS! THEY GET PAID BETTER, ANYWAY! XDD
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to having someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with. and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
PIC/FANART OF THE MONTH Still Alive
PIC/FANART OF THE WEEK
Final Fantasy (4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10-2, 12, 13), Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts (1, Re: C.o.M., 2, 358/2 Days, Birth By Sleep), Fullmetal Alchemist and the Broken Angel, Genji: Dawn of the Samurai, InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask, Harry Potter series (even though I've never actually played "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"--my big sis owns all but the second one, the one that I own, and she says the fourth one is crap shrugs I dunno, but she still won't let me play it.-- or "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"--she just recently got it and I haven't asked to play it yet. ), Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup.
.hack//SIGN, .hack//Legend of the Twilight (a.k.a. ".hack//Legend of the Twilight Bracelet" in Japan)
Akira (even though I've never seen it XD)
Avatar: The Last Airbender (I find it funny how this is considered anime when it's really not)
Bleach, Bleach The Movie: Memories of Nobody, Bleach Movie 2: The DiamondDust Rebellion (freaking evil jackass drops an entire castle thing ontop of Kenpachi!! O_O), Bleach Movie 3: Fade to Black
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2
Code Lyoko (DAMN YOU, CARTOON NETWORK! BRING IT BACK ALREADY!! DX)
Devil May Cry (yes, the anime, numskulls! Author Demon got me into it recently and I absolutely LOVE IT! XD)
Final Fantasy VII: Last Order, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Fooly Cooly (a.k.a. FLCL)
Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (epic fscking WIN series! Actually follows the manga unlike the first anime)
Ghost in the Shell series
G Gundam, Gundam Wing, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz, Gundam 00 (even though I have yet to see it; all I know is that they pretty much A. are redoing "Gundam Wing" and B. brought back almost the entirety of the "Gundam Wing" voice cast!! fangirl squeal of happiness Oh, and here's the link to the second season of Gundam 00)
Hikaru no Go
Howl's Moving Castle
IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix
Infinite Ryvius (omg finally go to see this and AAHHH SAD FEELS! DX)
InuYasha (this would be the series; don't forget to check out that site's anime list for "InuYasha: Final Act"!! Or you could always just use the link I gave right there! XDD), InuYasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time, InuYasha the Movie 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass, InuYasha the Movie 3: Swords of an Honorable Ruler, InuYasha the Movie 4: Fire on the Mystic Island (the one FINALLY drawn in the same exact style as the anime!! Also, that link for the fourth movie lets you choose which version--dub or sub--you wanna watch once you get to the page!!)
Kiki's Delivery Service
MÄR: Marchen Awakens Romance
Medabots (THANK YOU absoluteanime.com!! I have been searching for this anime for FOREVER! When it was on Fox Kids, I used to watch it every chance I got!)
Mononoke Hime (a.k.a. "Princess Mononoke" for those who don't/didn't know)
Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit (a.k.a. "Seirei No Moribito" in Japan)
My Neighbor Totoro
Naruto (series -- Shippūden included -- AND movies)
Nausicaä and the Valley of the Wind
Neon Genesis Evangelion (even though I never saw the end of the series when it was on Adult Swim & absolutely HATED Shinji for being a whiny crybaby & Asuka for being a complete & utter annoyance. XD)
Now and Then, Here and There (This is the ACTUAL full title, NOT two different anime!!)
One Piece (though, I personally actually liked that Rap opening 4Kids had for their dub better than -- as sad as I am to say this! -- gulps and just knows she's gonna get flack for this one Vic Mignogna's translation/English dub of the opening that's used for FUNimation's re-dub. teleports behind a bunker with an army helmet on her head to wait out the bombs for saying that comment)
Ouran High School Host Club (VIC MIGNOGNA AS TAMAKI!! AAAAAHHHH!! goes into major fangirl mode Though... the voice of Kyouya could have been a LITTLE more teen-sounding than he did adult-sounding.)
Pokémon (at least up until their latest season with Dawn. shudders UGH! Could her skirt BE any shorter!? ...That was rhetorical; don't answer it!), Pokémon movies (yes, that sadly includes "Destiny Deoxys" or however the HELL you spell that Pokémon's name!)
Record of Lodoss War (even though I have NEVER seen this, I came across "Metrocon 2008 Cosplay Chess" match videos on YouTube and Pirotess was on Ganondorf's team as his Queen. I was like "What freaking anime is SHE from and who the HELL is she!?" & after much searching I finally found out. Long story short, I just plain fell in love with Pirotess' outfit & thus the series from which she hails.)
Rosario Vampire (read a manga preview for this in an issue of Shounen Jump & immediately loved it.), Rosario Vampire Capu2
Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai X: Reflection, Samurai X: Trust and Betrayal
Sailor Moon (I know, that is SAD! But I used to REALLY like their outfits... until it finally kicked in on how SHORT their skirts were! ...But I still LOVE Sailor Jupiter's boots! XD I WANT BOOTS LIKE THOSE!)
Saint Seiya (a.k.a. "Knights of the Zodiac" in North America)
Speed Racer X (HEY! it's the one that I grew up with -- despite Nickelodeon never finishing the series let alone the season! -- and I liked it, SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER SENDING ME A FLAME VIA PM ABOUT HOW STUPID I AM 'CAUSE I'LL JUST FLAME YA RIGHT BACK!)
Transformers: Robots in Disguise (main reason = Hotshot), Transformers: Armada (again, Hotshot), Transformers: Energon (HOTSHOT!), Transformers: Cybertron (HOTSHOT VOICED BY KIRBY MORROW!! fangirl scream of delight), Transformers (THIS would be the live action movie)
Trigun (first place I ever heard Johnny Yong Bosch do a voice and pretty much is also the reason he is one of my fave V.A.'s today. sweatdrop)
Trinity Blood (even though I stopped watching it after I realized that -- to me at least -- it was sorta making fun of Christianity/Catholicism.)
Vampire Knight (I first read this in the issues of Shojo Beat that my public library has, but I haven't really gone back to the library in over a year. XD ZERO IS FUCKING HAWT!! fangirl scream and swoon THANK YOU, "Riiku," FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR SHOJO BEAT MAGAZINES!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH WHO HAS DREAMS ABOUT KILLING MY BOYFRIEND IN AN ALL-OUT FIGHT-TO-THE-DEATH BATTLE-GAME-THING AND TAKING BODY SHOTS OFF OF DEMYX WITH AXEL!! roflao Anyone who does NOT go to our town's high school and/or does NOT know who "Riiku" is, please don't ask! We had THE most FUCKED. UP! conversations at lunch! Also, here's the link to the second half of VK, Vampire Knight Guilty.)
The Vision of Escaflowne, The Vision of Escaflowne: The Movie
Witch Hunter Robin
Wolf's Rain (the SECOND place I heard Johnny Yong Bosch doing a voice and another reason that I fell in love with his work!)
Xiaolin Showdown (WHY DID CARTOON NETWORK STOP AIRING THIS SHOW AFTER GETTING THE RIGHTS TO IT FROM KidsWB!! DX cries I miss this show! Chase Young was A. ...look at my list of "Fave Anime Bishounen" for this one! (once I FINISH it! XD) XD and B. KickASS! fangirl swoon)
Yu Yu Hakusho
Zatch Bell (for one, the North American dub version where the title character actually wears underwear underneath that dress thing of his, thank you very much! for two, ...I just liked it.)
Zoids (also known as "Zoids: Chaotic Century" in North America), Zoids/Zero (a.k.a. "Zoids New Century Zero" or just plain "Zoids" in North America)
Zombie Loan (one of my friends let me borrow her copies of the manga & I absolutely LOVE IT!)
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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
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You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just can't resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
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You know you're a KH addict when:
You're obsessed with many Kingdom Hearts characters.
You've played up to 8 hr. of Kingdom Hearts.
You dreamt about Kingdom Hearts. (I DREAMT ABOUT KH2 BEFORE IT WAS EVER ANNOUNCED!! O.O Don't believe me? PM me to ask about it!!)
You've played 11 hrs. of Kingdom Hearts.
You've stayed up at night playing Kingdom Hearts. (When it first came out, me and my sister would stay up till, like, 5 AM playing it together! XD Then again, that was, like... around 10 years ago now, not to mention in the summer!! O.oo.O)
You look for Kingdom Hearts videos on Youtube.
You name your pet a Kingdom Hearts character. (TOTALLY plan on it if I ever get a pet! XD)
When someone says a character you like you jump up and say "Where??" (... I have yet to do this!)
You call your friends names from Kingdom Hearts. (... I have done this in a roundabout way. Please don't ask if you don't know.!)
If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile.
CURRENT BOOK CRUSH: Jace Lightwood, THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS series by Cassandra Clare
January 25, 2009 (12:05 AM)
This is where I start my QUOTES SECTION, HAHA!! XD (what the people who say the quotes said will be in italics.)
"GAAAAAAH!! An exploding egg!!" Ichigo from the English dub of episode 97 of "Bleach"
" "...Prince Jake."
"Don't call me prince."
"Yes, Prince Jake." " Ax and Jake Berenson from K. A. Applegate's "Animorphs" series (research and/or read the series to understand this joke between the two of them. XD)
" "Follow my anger!" " Lain Kim in an episode of "Gilmore Girls"
" "Smart cookie." " S h m i l e y's He.a.rt's catchphrase (it's impossible for the two of us to get through a phone convo withOUT her saying this! XD)
" "What happens at the party, stays at the party. What happens at the bus stop, stays at the bus stop." " my 4-grades-behind-me-in-school friend right after she sat down next to me on the bus this morning (Monday, February 16, 2009) whom I shall be calling "Jamie" cause that's what she wanted me to call her for some odd reason.
" "What happens in the Janitor's closet, stays in the Janitor's closet." "
" "What happens in the Janitor's closet, happens on top of pencils." " my 3-grades-behind-me-in-school friend about 2 minutes -- tops -- after "Jamie" said the above quote this morning (Monday, February 16, 2009) whom I shall be calling "Jacob Black's-wannabe-girlfriend" cause she's very unhealthily OBSESSED with Jacob Black from Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series! Only... space these two quotes apart by... about 1 minute. XD
" "Eat hot hook-shot!" " Link in volume 2 (chapter 6: "The Haunted Wasteland", page 28) of the "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" manga with story and art by Akira Himekawa (who is really two authors in one apparently O.o) from vizkids, which is apparently a part of viz media (my big sis owns volumes 1 and 2 of this manga and only allowed me to read them ONCE, so I kinda had to sneak into her room while she was at work and "borrow" both volumes until I finally found this quote again. XD)
" "All right, break it up. This is not a petting zoo!" " one of my Assistant Principals during lunch one day in March of 2009 while I was still in line about to pay for my own lunch. I kid you not! He SERIOUSLY said "This is not a petting zoo!" to a group of kids at one of the tables near the main lunch line (my school has 3 -- 1 veggie/sandwich line, 1 pizza line, and 1 main lunch line -- plus an A La Carte line for "healthy" snacks. eye roll) while me and my friend, Riiku, were still in line getting our lunches! XD roflao I nearly busted out laughing before I got to our table.
"a game within a game within a game within a beta release" something I read in the Megatokyo.com "newsbox" thing by "@rhastie" or whatever on the main site when comic 1195 was uploaded. (it had "11 hours ago" right after that, meaning that this was posted 11 hours before I read it. anime sweatdrop)
" “I will tie a knot in yer vocal chords,” " Alisa Wheeler in chapter 11 of Fighting For My Family by Reizbar-Ookami (Alisa Wheeler is one of her O.C.s in that fanfic and I absolutely LOVE HER! XD The bitch is crazy and a psychotic-badass!!)
" "To Castle Buttsex!" " Axel in a fanart pic I saw at 4:06 of this video: ghost of you-akuroku(finished) by Havgirl of YouTube.
" "Hey, Scott, I see you've got a big, fat bag of crack there."
"Shut up, man. It's worse than crack; crack is easy, man! Pocky... Pocky's bad news, man! Started off small. I was at a party, ya know, I wanted to be cool; all the other kids were doing it. I avoided Pocky all of my life, and that's where I finally caved in and had one. Within TWO MINUTES I was two-fistin' Pockies. Then I had to go Cold Turkey, man!" " some person and then Scott McNeil on Scott's Pocky addiction up through 0:36 of Animagic 2001 - Scott McNeil Pocky Addiction. by SlippedDisco of YouTube. Video now deleted and thus has made me mad cause I really liked it.
"I think you think what others think...and I think so too." kurosora1984 in a review reply to my review of chapter 1 of her Through the Shadow fanfic. I just thought it was worth quoting 'cause it sounded so weird in my head. XD
" “Wait; did I just basically agree to being tied up?” " Zack Fair in chapter three of Ferral by kellegirl. XD Poor Zack, he inadvertanly agreed to letting... well... you'll have to read it to find out just WHO he inadvertantly agreed to allow to tie him up! cackles like a SANE Hojo
" "Pick spot. Shut up. Wait." " Kimahri Ronso of "Final Fantasy X" to Tidus when waiting for Yuna outside the Chamber of the Fayth in Djose Temple.
"For instance, one proof you can to everything, Yugi. You have to be nay tall to ride a roller coaster. Oop you failed! NEXT!" Yami Bakura in chapter 2 of Opinionated by LeoOsaka_Bakuras_stalker. I swear to you that I do NOT usually bash certain characters, but Yami Bakura's one of my top faves from "Yu-gi-oh!" so he gets a little leeway. ... Okay, more like a LOT of leeway! XD
"He hates Yami. He earned points for that. He tried at all costs to make that ass lose. He gained more points for that. He cheated in order to make Yami lose and succeeded. DING! He's reached a level of coolness!" Yami Bakura about Seto Kaiba in chapter 6 of Opinionated by LeoOsaka_Bakuras_stalker. I'm sorry, but I absolutely LOVE Yami Bakura and Seto! XD Yes, I'm a crazyassed fangirl AND PROUD OF IT!!
" "What? Haven't you ever seen a hypocrite before?" " Leonard Hofstadter of "The Big Bang". (Leonard is the smart one that actually knows the CORRECT ways to mingle with those less smart than he and his friends. In other words, Leonard is the smart one with glasses.)
"If you're having a bad day, just remember that you could be a conjoined twin with a gay brother who has a date tonight and you have the only butthole." Someone texted that to one of my classmates today (April 30, 2009) at around 10:50 A.M. during 4th period Principles of Government and Economics (it's a History Credit for my High School). It was so messed up I HAD to write it down! (XD)
" "Birthday suit -- Never leave home without it." " my boyfriend while we were watching this one scene in the "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" movie last night (May 2nd, 2009). If you wanna know what scene, GO WATCH THE MOVIE YOURSELVES!!
" "Your anger makes you stupid." " Riku of the Kingdom Hearts video game series to Dante in chapter 6 of Rhino7's Inferno's Dante Part 1 fanfic. Read her whole timeline of stories; they're great! Pretty much all of them are on my favorites, but it's best to go look at HER profile to get the order down better.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now give me my clothes." a bumper sticker that a friend told me about. XD
"xD WTF. I'm like a five year old. "Why can't I hurt the squirrel? Because it's bad. Why? Because it just is. Why? WHY WHYYYYY!!" "Author Demon in one of our MAAAAANNNNNYYYY RP sessions.
" Zack arrived in less than ten minutes, after Cloud had crawled into bed.
“So, Cloudy boy’s got the flu?” Zack asked.
Sephiroth frowned. Cloud didn’t say what he had. Flu. That sounded familiar. His men sometimes complained about the Flu, performed badly when they were suffering from it, sometimes they even didn’t report for duty because of it.
“Flu is an illness?” Sephiroth asked.
“Uh, yeah, what did you think it was?”
“I thought it was a euphemism for hung over.”" Zack and Sephiroth about the flu in chapter 12 of Bjanik's The Scenic Route. I was up at 4:50 A.M. reading this certain chapter and struggled to keep my hysterical laughter to the volume of a whisper as I put a hand to my mouth and rocked backward in the squeaky thing we call a computer chair; I mainly quoted this because of what Seph thought the flu was. XD Too Sephiroth-like if you ask me!
" After a couple days Cloud was much better, almost normal, and Sephiroth had ceased his fretting enough to concentrate on work. He needed to review some mission plans with Zack, but the young Soldier hadn’t shown up yet. His phone rang and the little screen identified it as ZackHome.
“Why aren’t you here?” Sephiroth answered as way of greeting.
“I’m sick,” came Zack’s voice but with a familiar sounding croak. Sephiroth smiled a little; he knew what to do. He could go over there and make Zack drink fluids. Use the cold cloth. Call his caterer and order soup. Then when Zack was better he could smack him upside the head for letting himself get sick. " Seph and Zack at the end of chapter 12 of Bjanik's The Scenic Route. The ending line is the funny part, but no one will get it without the previous sentences.
Zack rolled his eyes then let out an exasperated sigh. “Will you just listen?”
“Know any other words?”
“No.” "Zack and Sephiroth in chapter 3 of When it Rains it Pours by rocquell. I nearly fell out of my seat stifling my laughter cause I was reading this at 6:25 A.M. when everyone else in my house was asleep! XD Damn this person for being fscking hilarious!
" I can see it now! "H-haruhi! This commoner box won't let me go!! Although who could blame it with my dashing good looks and all. But still!" "Me and my friend, Eevee, at 1 A.M. about Tamaki getting his hand stuck in a Pepsi container after said incident just happened to me. XD Though, Eevee's the one who said it, BUT STILL! I WAS THE INSPIRATION AND SUGGESTED IT!!
" "What the L?!"
"L's a swear word now? XD"
"YES he is!" " My friend Eevee and me yesterday--September 9, 2009--while shopping around for pieces of clothing to use in our Ouran High School Host Club cosplays for EAE (Erie Anime Experience) anime convention that month. Eevee just blurted out the first line there and then the rest of the quote seen here ensued as we both laughed our asses off; she continued to use that for the rest of our "shopping spree," making me laugh my ass off each time. We were having Demyx's luck with finding the stuff we needed seeing as it was the day of Demyx (it was 9-9-09 yesterday! XD), even though we were blasting music out the windows all day; we figured out late in the day that the reason was most likely because Eevee didn't have "My Sitar" by Dr. Bombay on her iPod, the song that I at least say is Demyx's theme song. XD Yeah, we're fucked up and we LOVE IT THAT WAY!
" " 'Gay faggot' means 'Happy cigarette'." " Some dude at EAE2009 that I ran into
" As the front door slammed, Irvine frowned and tilted his head. "You really know how to pick the weird ones, Squall."
"I'm a masochist; leave me alone so I can wallow in my self-pity," Leon muttered, glaring at him, before leaning back into his room.
"Does that mean you're into bondage?"
"...Fuck off and die." "Irvine Kinneas and Squall "Leon" Leonhart in More Than Worthless by Reizbar-Ookami.
" "But, seriously, it's like cronic emotional constipation." "Demyx (really tealpirate of deviantart.com) in Demyx Time 4 on YouTube in response to a question about what it's like to not have a heart. XD I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER PORTRAYAL OF DEMYX! SHE IS THE MOST EPIC DEMYX I HAVE EVER SEEN YET!!
" "You ever get the urge to just do something stupid... and AWESOME?
Wait, wait...I'm getting an idea...
Nope, it's gone." "Demyx on Day 14: Friends in the Nintendo DS game "Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days" when you talk to everyone in The Grey Area, where the Luna Diviner (ya know, the werewolf of Orgy 13? XD) gives you all your missions.
" "Yes, I can function without my voice actor. I'm THAT good." " Mechilax as Luxord in a response thingy on Organization LIX. They are fucking AWESOME! ESPECIALLY Greg who does THREE of the four most popular characters--Zexion, Axel AND Demyx!!--of Organization XIII. GO CHECK THEM OUT, DAMMIT!!
" “Tastes like a foot,” Reno muttered, smacking his lips. " Reno in chapter 9 of Guardian by Xenobia. How he knows what a foot tastes like is beyond me. XD
" “Holy shit…they’ve domesticated me!” " Cloud in chapter 16 of Guardian by Xenobia. XDD Read the story to find out who's he's talking about and why. XDDD
" No sooner did he do that than there was a flurry of unexpected movement and a heavy thump as something landed on the nose of the chopper. A very fine, very familiar ass clad in deep blue combat pants pressed against the window right in front of Reno’s face. The Turk stared stupidly for a moment, wondering why Zack Fair’s tight butt was polishing his window. " Chapter 24 of Alliance by Xenobia. XDD I mentally died laughing at 2:30 in the morning when I read this!! xDD
" Meanwhile, Reno was climbing to his feet and he was still snickering helplessly. “So let’s see,” the redhead reflected. “So far it’s been a bed with Rufus, more pairs of cuffs than I can count with Cloud and now a wall. Damn, I’m good. I make people break shit when they fuck me!” " Chapter 29 of Alliance by Xenobia. What's next? A floor with Tseng?? XDD
" “... Just so you know, if you hurt that kid, my harpoon’s going up your ass.”
Sephiroth arched a brow. “And here I thought you were straight.” " Cid and Sephiroth in chapter 14 of The mighty have fallen by Xenobia. I actually wonder how the HELL she manages to combine the funny with the serious so well in her stories cause she does it all the time! DX Also, in an earlier chapter of this same fanfic, I pictured Seph falling through a doorway because of one sentence. XDD Go read the story and you'll find out which chapter and why.
" See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. " Robin Williams
" Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. " Author Unknown
" We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. " Lily Tomlin. I don't even know who this person is! I got this quote from the ending author's note thing of a Vampire Knight Kaname KuranxZero Kiryu fanfic. XDD
" If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. "Louise Sammons
" My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. "Jack Nicholson
" "Imagine what kind of summon materia you'd make. Special attack: Power Orgasm!" "Zack to Cloud in Tangled by Xenobia. Read the damn thing to find out why he's saying that. XDD I absolutely LOVE her fics!!
" "I didn't say that out loud; it was just an extremely loud thought bubble." " Anonymous. First place I heard it was from my boyfriend.
" "There will be only one drama queen in this family and I wear the crown. Besides, who gave you permission to tell all and sundry about our fair flower growing up at home? I was saving the little tidbit for later." " Kuja in Bravery Regen by talinsquall. I nearly died of laughter after I read this! XDD EPIC amounts of win, talinsquall! EPIC FUCKING AMOUNTS OF WIN!! nearly dies of laughter again
" "It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be hear, cannot be smelt, it lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills, it comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter." "Riddle said by Gilgamesh in ep 2 part 2 of the hilarious flash Final Fantasy: Mixed in Balamb!! I'm not gonna put the link cause I wanna see if anyone can get the answer without watching the flash!!
" "Guys! PROBLEM!" Demyx slammed open the door, ignoring it sliding back closed as he ran up to them, "A serious problem!"
"If this is about Xemnas, then Sora just told me." Roxas muttered darkly. "He popped the question and now he awaits Sora's reply."
"No, no, no." Demyx waved a paper around, "It's got nothing to do with—… Xemnas asked you to marry him?" " Demyx and Roxas in chapter 5 of Tysonkaiexperiment's The 13th Hour fanfic. I absolutely fucking LOVE Demyx! XDD She makes him so hilariously adorkable it's not even funny!! cuddles Demyx LUFF!!
" -Knock Knock
-You Know, who?
-YES!! AVADA KEDAVRA!! x3 " someone's sig on deviantart.com
"I'm not weird!! I'm 100% abnormal!!!." violet butterfly 90 in one of our many convos.
" “What is this? A miniature cannon? How brilliant! How does it work?”
Sephiroth froze, feeling a chill go up his spine at those innocent, ignorant words. He turned around to see Kuja pointing the gun directly at his own face and staring into the barrel with fearless curiosity. " Kuja in chapter 19 of Xenobia's Sympathy for the Damned fanfic on adultfanfiction.net. Dear GODS, I love her Kuja! XD He keeps making me giggle!!!
" “Forget it, not going, too damn comfortable, hangover, and pillow.” " Roxas in Tysonkaiexperiment's Uniforms fanfic. Dear GODS! I read this thing two years ago but didn't feel the need to quote it until now when she FINALLY puts it on her LJ account?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!!?!?!
" "Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be canceled." " Man on P.A. system in ep 12 (Dear Dad) of M*A*S*H. Dear GODS!I love that show! XD
" "Well, no. I know we'd eventually have to call him 'Greg,' and for some reason, the name 'Greg' just makes me think of nuts. And not a certain kind of nut, just… nuts in general." " Seto about Joey naming their first born son Atticus (yes, a deliberate reference to Yu-Gi-Oh!GX) in chapter 20 of Reizbar Ookami's The Secret Serpent. My reaction? *busts out laughing* XDDDDD WHAT?! What the hell, Kaiba? XD
" "Have you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?"
"Only from ugly people," Jace confided. "The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me." He winked at the girls, who giggled and hid behind their hair." " Clary Fray and Jace Wayland, chapter 6 of City of Bones in The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare. Great book, boyfriend let me borrow it. Had it for about a month or two before I finaly started reading it. Love Jace, Isabelle's okay, and I originally thought Alec needed to get his head out of his ass, but then he started being nicer to Clary... AND THEN I FOUND OUT *clamps hand over mouth* Sorry. Can't spoil that part for ya now, can I? ;)
" "'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater meta-ethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but--" " Jace Wayland and cosmic whatnot in CITY OF BONES by Cassandra Clare.
" "So what's with that 'hey' thing?"
"What 'hey' thing?"
"The 'hey' thing that guys always do. Like when you saw Jace and Alec, you said 'hey,' and they said 'hey' back. What's wrong with 'hello'"
"'Hello' is girly," he informed her. "Real men are terse. Laconic."
"So the more manly you are, the less you say?"
"Right. ... That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain." " Clary and Simon in CITY OF BONES by Cassandra Clare.
" "I am a man," he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown." " Jace Lightwood in CITY OF GLASS by Cassandra Clare. Gods, I love this hot idiot. I, sadly, found no quotes from him funny in CITY OF ASH, thus making it almost two whole books before he was funny again.
" "WHAT ARE YOU USING TO CUT THE APPLE THEN?! YOUR ASS!?" "Tke's grandma to her aunt. Gods, I love her family and so wanna visit her!! XD
" "I hate it! It's the devil in numerical form!" " Violet about algebra. Well, okay, math in general. XD
" "You're a pathetic, smug, snake-in-the-grass, arrogant, annoying, asshattery, lamesauce, obnoxious, deranged, psychotic, psychopathic, loony, crazy, sex-deprived, perverted piece of fruit loop..." " Danny Fenton to Vlad Masters in this VladDanny pic my friend showed me. Do not approve of pairing, but that third panel was just pure WIN. And for once, a quote is NOT italicized due to there already being an italicized word in it.
" "Oh, you're just farting out your mouth because you're jealous." " Locke Lamora, RED SEAS UNDER RED SKIES by Scott Lynch. Dear GODS, this man is win!
"Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply." Edward Elric