Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans, Twilight, Fruits Basket, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy IX, and Lion King.
Hey there! My name's KitaraStrife. I'm not really new around here, but I don't post a lot of fanfics. I have this Kingdom Hearts fanfic I'm writing, but I want to keep to the storyline of the games before I finish it. Besides that one, S h m i l e y's He.a.rt and I are writing a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" fanfic together that's gonna be posted on her account whenever the HELL we finish revising it... IF we finish revising it. I don't think that's gonna make it on here anymore...
I'M A BETA!! :D :
S h m i l e y's He.a.rt
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violet butterfly 90 and I have a joint account!! Check it out, please!!: Kitara Violet
IF YOU'RE GOING TO ADD ME TO YOUR HOTMAIL/MSN, PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TELLING ME WHO THE HELL YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU GOT MY CONTACT INFO FROM. I'VE GOTTEN AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE WANTING TO ADD ME TO THEIR E-MAIL/MSN NOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL THEY ARE BY THEIR E-MAIL ALONE. SO, PLEASE, IN THE SECOND THING ON MSN WHEN YOU'RE ADDING A CONTACT WHERE IT LETS YOU INCLUDE A MESSAGE TO THE PERSON, TYPE SOMETHING THERE SAYING WHO YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU GOT MY CONTACT INFO FROM!! OTHERWISE, I'LL JUST CLICK "NO" AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ME AS A MUTUAL FRIEND/ACQUAINTANCE!! Thank you.
Age - 20, MOTHERFUCKERS!! OH YEAH!!! *hip thrusting* (License? Yeah. Still hasn't happened...)
Grade - High School Graduate, CNA
YIM Address - Bankotsus_Female_Youkai@yahoo.com (TELL ME how you got this AND WHY you want to talk with me or I WILL NOT add you to my list!!!!)
Likes - Anime, Singing, Video Games (KH & Final Fantasy series mostly), reading fanfics (mostly yaoi & even THEN it's mostly KH and Final Fantasy), annoying the hell outta my big sis, b.s.-ing with my friends on MSN, writing fanfics (though I don't have many up here. sweatdrop), ANIME CONS!! There's more, but I can't think of it right now.
Dislikes - Preps, males who make fun of female gamers (KEEP IT UP, YA GITS!! WE'LL GET YA FOR IT ONE DAY!!), bullies (that comes with going to a parochial school for 9 damn years of my life. -.-), People Who Type Their Summaries Like This; Get A Life And Learn How To Write/Type Properly, Fuckers, bad grammar. There are more for this one, too. Just can't think of 'em right now either.
First Anime Con- EAE 2009. It was small, but it was still helluva fun! I EVEN GOT A COMPLIMENT FROM WAYNE GRAYSON WHEN I IMITATED HIS CHARACTER OF JOEY WHEELER FROM "Yu-gi-oh! The Movie" DURING HIS PANNEL THAT FRIDAY!! 8DDD
I LOVE THE TURKS!! TURKS FREAKING RULE!! SOLDIERS ARE OKAY, BUT TURKS PWN THEIR BUTTS! THEY GET PAID BETTER, ANYWAY! XDD
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to having someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with. and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
PIC/FANART OF THE MONTH Still Alive
PIC/FANART OF THE WEEK http://chaoslordfakhrur.deviantart.com/art/Dissidia-Garland-99841688
Final Fantasy (4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10-2, 12, 13), Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts (1, Re: C.o.M., 2, 358/2 Days, Birth By Sleep), Fullmetal Alchemist and the Broken Angel, Genji: Dawn of the Samurai, InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask, Harry Potter series (even though I've never actually played "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"--my big sis owns all but the second one, the one that I own, and she says the fourth one is crap shrugs I dunno, but she still won't let me play it.-- or "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"--she just recently got it and I haven't asked to play it yet. ), Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup.
.hack//SIGN, .hack//Legend of the Twilight (a.k.a. ".hack//Legend of the Twilight Bracelet" in Japan)
Akira (even though I've never seen it XD)
Avatar: The Last Airbender (I find it funny how this is considered anime when it's really not)
Bleach, Bleach The Movie: Memories of Nobody, Bleach Movie 2: The DiamondDust Rebellion (freaking evil jackass drops an entire castle thing ontop of Kenpachi!! O_O), Bleach Movie 3: Fade to Black
Blue Gender (one of the female characters & I have the same name & I pretty much flipped out when I found that out back when Adult Swim aired this anime. XD LIKE HELL I'M TELLING ANYONE WHO THE CHARACTER IS!! ONLY THOSE WHO KNOW ME IN REAL LIFE -- after looking up the characters, of course -- KNOW WHO THE CHARACTER IS!! ;P Anyways, other than that nice little tidbit, I find it creepy how it was 2009 & the events of this anime pretty much start in 2009! Is it just me, or would it have been REALLY creepy if scientists discovered some sort of incurable disease last year that later becomes known as "B-cells"??)
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2
Code Lyoko (DAMN YOU, CARTOON NETWORK! BRING IT BACK ALREADY!! DX)
Devil May Cry (yes, the anime, numskulls! Author Demon got me into it recently and I absolutely LOVE IT! XD)
Final Fantasy VII: Last Order, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Fooly Cooly (a.k.a. FLCL)
Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (epic fscking WIN series! Actually follows the manga unlike the first anime)
Ghost in the Shell series
G Gundam, Gundam Wing, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz, Gundam 00 (even though I have yet to see it; all I know is that they pretty much A. are redoing "Gundam Wing" and B. brought back almost the entirety of the "Gundam Wing" voice cast!! fangirl squeal of happiness Oh, and here's the link to the second season of Gundam 00)
Hikaru no Go
Howl's Moving Castle
IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix
Infinite Ryvius (even though I've never seen this one either! XD)
InuYasha (this would be the series; don't forget to check out that site's anime list for "InuYasha: Final Act"!! Or you could always just use the link I gave right there! XDD), InuYasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time, InuYasha the Movie 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass, InuYasha the Movie 3: Swords of an Honorable Ruler, InuYasha the Movie 4: Fire on the Mystic Island (the one FINALLY drawn in the same exact style as the anime!! Also, that link for the fourth movie lets you choose which version--dub or sub--you wanna watch once you get to the page!!)
Kiki's Delivery Service
MÄR: Marchen Awakens Romance
Medabots (THANK YOU absoluteanime.com!! I have been searching for this anime for FOREVER! When it was on Fox Kids, I used to watch it every chance I got!)
Mononoke Hime (a.k.a. "Princess Mononoke" for those who don't/didn't know)
Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit (a.k.a. "Seirei No Moribito" in Japan)
My Neighbor Totoro
Naruto (series -- Shippūden included -- AND movies)
Nausicaä and the Valley of the Wind
Neon Genesis Evangelion (even though I never saw the end of the series when it was on Adult Swim & absolutely HATED Shinji for being a whiny crybaby & Asuka for being a complete & utter annoyance. XD)
Now and Then, Here and There (This is the ACTUAL full title, NOT two different anime!!)
One Piece (though, I personally actually liked that Rap opening 4Kids had for their dub better than -- as sad as I am to say this! -- gulps and just knows she's gonna get killed for this one Vic Mignogna's translation/English dub of the opening that's used for FUNimation's re-dub. teleports behind a bunker with an army helmet on her head to wait out the bombs for saying that comment)
Ouran High School Host Club (VIC MIGNOGNA AS TAMAKI!! AAAAAHHHH!! goes into major fangirl mode Though... the voice of Kyouya could have been a LITTLE more teen-sounding than he did adult-sounding.)
Pokémon (at least up until their latest season with Dawn. shudders UGH! Could her skirt BE any shorter!? ...That was rhetorical; don't answer it!), Pokémon movies (yes, that sadly includes "Destiny Deoxys" or however the HELL you spell that Pokémon's name!)
Record of Lodoss War (even though I have NEVER seen this, I came across "Metrocon 2008 Cosplay Chess" match videos on YouTube and Pirotess was on Ganondorf's team as his Queen. I was like "What freaking anime is SHE from and who the HELL is she!?" & after much searching I finally found out. Long story short, I just plain fell in love with Pirotess' outfit & thus the series from which she hails.)
Rosario + Vampire (read a manga preview for this in an issue of Shounen Jump & immediately loved it.), Rosario + Vampire Capu2
Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai X: Reflection, Samurai X: Trust and Betrayal
Sailor Moon (I know, that is SAD! But I used to REALLY like their outfits... until it finally kicked in on how SHORT their skirts were! ...But I still LOVE Sailor Jupiter's boots! XD I WANT BOOTS LIKE THOSE!)
Saint Seiya (a.k.a. "Knights of the Zodiac" in North America)
Speed Racer X (HEY! it's the one that I grew up with -- despite Nickelodeon never finishing the series let alone the season! -- and I liked it, SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER SENDING ME A FLAME VIA PM ABOUT HOW STUPID I AM 'CAUSE I'LL JUST FLAME YA RIGHT BACK!)
Transformers: Robots in Disguise (main reason = Hotshot), Transformers: Armada (again, Hotshot), Transformers: Energon (HOTSHOT!), Transformers: Cybertron (HOTSHOT VOICED BY KIRBY MORROW!! fangirl scream of delight), Transformers (THIS would be the live action movie)
Trigun (first place I ever heard Johnny Yong Bosch do a voice and pretty much is also the reason he is one of my fave V.A.'s today. sweatdrop)
Trinity Blood (even though I stopped watching it after I realized that -- to me at least -- it was sorta making fun of Christianity/Catholicism.)
Vampire Knight (I first read this in the issues of Shojo Beat that my public library has, but I haven't really gone back to the library in over a year. XD ZERO IS FUCKING HAWT!! fangirl scream and swoon THANK YOU, "Riiku," FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR SHOJO BEAT MAGAZINES!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH WHO HAS DREAMS ABOUT KILLING MY BOYFRIEND IN AN ALL-OUT FIGHT-TO-THE-DEATH BATTLE-GAME-THING AND TAKING BODY SHOTS OFF OF DEMYX WITH AXEL!! roflao Anyone who does NOT go to our town's high school and/or does NOT know who "Riiku" is, please don't ask! We had THE most FUCKED. UP! conversations at lunch! Also, here's the link to the second half of VK, Vampire Knight Guilty.)
The Vision of Escaflowne, The Vision of Escaflowne: The Movie
Witch Hunter Robin
Wolf's Rain (the SECOND place I heard Johnny Yong Bosch doing a voice and another reason that I fell in love with his work!)
Xiaolin Showdown (WHY DID CARTOON NETWORK STOP AIRING THIS SHOW AFTER GETTING THE RIGHTS TO IT FROM KidsWB!! DX + cries I miss this show! Chase Young was A. ...look at my list of "Fave Anime Bishounen" for this one! (once I FINISH it! XD) XD and B. KickASS! fangirl swoon)
Yu Yu Hakusho
Zatch Bell (for one, the North American dub version where the title character actually wears underwear underneath that dress thing of his, thank you very much! for two, ...I just liked it.)
Zoids (also known as "Zoids: Chaotic Century" in North America), Zoids/Zero (a.k.a. "Zoids New Century Zero" or just plain "Zoids" in North America)
Zombie Loan (one of my friends let me borrow her copies of the manga & I absolutely LOVE IT!)
FAVE VIDEO GAME BISHOUNEN
FINAL FANTASY 4
Edward "Edge" Geraldine
Golbez (SPOILER ALERT!!: Real name of Theodor & older brother to Cecil. Father was apparently a Lunarian named Kluya who fell in love with a human woman "and had at least two sons with her: Theodor, whom Zemus corrupted and renamed Golbez; and the younger brother raised by the King of Baron as Cecil." The last sentence I took from the last sentence in the "Setting" part of the "Plot" section of the info en . wikipedia . org has on FF4. Said info on said website even has a full run-through of the storyline for those who don't want to go out & buy a copy of this wonderful -- yet easiest-to-beat-of-all-the-Final Fantasy games -- video game. END SPOILER ALERT!! I mainly put Golbez on here because of the spoiler that is before this sentence. XD That, & he's cool in his own right.)
(Just a side note for everyone that has played FF4 or is interested in playing the game: There is one set of twins, Palom & Porom, that are a Black Mage & White Mage respectively. Palom is a boy & Porom is a girl. Apparently, Palom is younger than his twin sister, Porom. Also, I somehow manage to keep getting the two mixed up; I'm always wanting to call Palom "Porom" & vice-versa. DX It must be the Spanish factor of my brain kicking in & telling me that the one with the "A" in their name is the female every time I go to remember their names & which one is which.)
FINAL FANTASY 6
Locke Cole ("after throwing up over the side of a ship from getting seasick at night and Shadow is also outside but about to head back to his quarters Watch your mouth, 'o shrouded one..." XD Poor Locke; he gets seasick just like Yuffie does in FF7. At least he doesn't get airsick like she does, though! ;D I absolutely LOVE Locke! HE WEARS LEATHER PANTS! fangirl scream before stealing a pair of said pants
Locke: What the hell? Where are my pants!?
Kit: XD), Edgar Roni Figaro (I named him "Miroku" in my last play-through of the game because he and Miroku of "InuYasha" are both womanizers. XD), Sabin Rene Figaro ("Thou art such a pain in the - Confound it, I'm starting to talk like you!" XD I love how he starts talking like Cyan Garamonde shortly after joining up with the retainer to the king of Doma. That, & how easily Gau can piss him off just by calling him "Mr. Thou" when "Mr. Thou" is really Cyan. XD), Setzer Gabbiani, Shadow (SPOILER ALERT!!: Real name of Clyde Arrowny. END SPOILER ALERT!!), General Leo Cristophe (I don't CARE that you really don't get to control him in the game; he was awesome! Damn Kefka for killing him! DX), Kefka Palazzo (I'm only adding him to this list cause he's actually a VERY funny villain: "Ahem! There's SAND on my boots!" and "Son of a submariner!" being my favorite quotes of his from the original English translations for the SNES version of this game; I don't like how they change the 2nd quote to "Son of a sandworm!" in the GBA version of this game. DX)
FINAL FANTASY 7
Cloud Strife (though I obviously see him as an older brother to my O.C., Kitara Miyuki Yuri Strife)
Sephiroth (umm... hello! WHO DOESN'T!? XD And just for future reference, I say that, since all they give you of Hojo's name is just "Hojo", Sephiroth's last name is "Crescent" like his TRUE mother, Lucrecia's, is.)
Zack Fair (I really pity his parents; either they were never told that their only son died or they were told and they're just really deep in denial about it.)
DIRGE OF CERBERUS- FINAL FANTASY 7
TURK!Vincent Valentine (what? He looked DAMN HAWT with short hair! The long hair just added an air of mystery to his already-there hawtness. XD)
Reeve Tuesti (I seriously say that his last name should be pronounced like "Tuesday" instead of "Too-es-ti". eye roll)
Azul the Cerulean (for one, it's pronounced "Ah-SOOL", DAMMIT! NOT "Ah-zoohl"!! For two, his name is Spanish and Portuguese for "Blue".)
Nero the Sable ("Black the Black" to me. XD "Nero" is Italian for "Black" and "Sable" is also another way to say "Black," hence my nickname for him. XD)
Weiss the Immaculate (his name means "White" in German. And WTF is up with all Final Boss Villains of FF7 -- and also Kingdom Hearts, apparently -- having LONG SILVER HAIR, spiked or not!?)
G (a.k.a. Genesis Rhapsodos, ex-SOLDIER First Class and best friend of Angeal Hewley and Sephiroth, from the non-existent-during-FF7 town called Banora, lover of the epic poem (and play, I think? confused) titled "Loveless," and based on AND -- in the Japanese version -- voiced by J-Pop idol GACKT CAMUI!! veeeery high-pitched fangirl squeal that shatters any glass nearby ...Sorry about that. anime sweatdrop)
Grimoire Valentine (what? Vincent's dad was HAWT! After D.o.C. came out, EVERYONE could see where Vincent got his good looks from! XD)
(Just a few side notes for everyone that has played "Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy 7": For one, I only put Azul in my bishie list to rant about how they mispronounced his name. XD For two, all the first names of the members of the Tsviets mean something in some language -- Rosso the Crimson's name means "Red" in Italian and Shelke the Transparent's name means "Orange" in Urdu -- and the color that their name means is represented in some way in their appearance -- examples being their hair color, the color of their clothing/a color ON or IN their outfit, or the color of their weapon(s). For three, according to the site that everyone says is unreliable but is actually pretty reliable for the info that I'm always looking up called wikipedia, Rosso's accent in the English version of D.o.C. is Romanian; I always thought it was Russian. XD For four, the group's name is based on the Russian word for "Colors". And for five, in the Japanese multiplayer mode for this game there is a character called Argento. Argento's name means "Silver" in Italian. Geez, that's 3 characters total for this game that have names meaning some color in Italian. WTF!? O.o)
FINAL FANTASY 8
Seifer Almasy (yes, Zell gets left out. I see him as more of the type of guy it would be just my luck to have as a big brother if I ever had one; instead I have a big sister and that's better than Zell! XD)
FINAL FANTASY 9
Kuja (that's it; no one else. ... OH WAIT!)
Blank (how the HELL did I forget about him!? DX)
FINAL FANTASY 10 (Could they have made that stupid scene at the top of The Palace of Saint Bevelle where Seymour kisses Yuna ANY LONGER?! I mean... YUCK! I SERIOUSLY wanted to barf and/or throw something at the TV screen, but there was nothing around me that I could throw and NOT break the screen, so I reluctantly settled for just quietly sitting there seething and death glaring daggers at the stupid Guado leader while fake-gagging. obviously pissed off)
Tidus (it's "Tee-dus" you mofos! "Tee-dus"!! JAMES ARNOLD TAYLOR EVEN SAYS SO ON HIS WEBSITE!! DX Or at least he used to; his site's changed since then. >.>; LISTEN TO HOW THE WARRIORS OF COSMOS SAY HIS NAME IN DISSIDIA!! THEY PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY!! The Warriors of Chaos are all evil and thus have a reason for mispronouncing it... Especially Jecht, since he's Tidus's dad.)
Auron (who cares if the guy's dead, not to mention 25 at his Time of Death, and yet STILL aged to be 35 during the game!? I sure as hell don't! XD)
Wakka (it's mainly the hair and the name that I'm drawn to. XD)
Yaibal (even though he's annoying, I still like him)
Issaru (one name: QUINTON FLYNN!! fangirl squeal)
FINAL FANTASY 10-2
Nooj (GEORGE NEWBORN VOICES HIM!! For those who don't know, George Newborn -- after Lance Bass's failure at sounding even REMOTELY sexily evil in KH1 -- VOICES SEPHIROTH!! fangirl squeal)
Gippal (RICK GOMEZ!! For those who don't know, Rick Gomez voices ZACK FAIR! fangirl squeal)
Baralai (JOSH GOMEZ!! I didn't know this until my boyfriend -- mainly cause I was too much of a retard to bother clicking on Rick Gomez's biography on imdb.com to see this for myself XD -- told me that JOSH Gomez is RICK GOMEZ'S BROTHER!! fangirl squeal of excitedness)
Buddy (Brother annoys the HELL out of me! The dude's Yuna's COUSIN and he LOVES HER, like, LOVE-LOVES HER! THAT'S SICK! proceeds to beat Brother up inside her head with Rikku cheering her on)
Shinra (this little dude is soo cute but in the kickass way! I also like the way that they made a reference to FF7 with his name! XD Though... that's kinda strange, considering the fact that FF10 was created by the same person to create FF5 and FF7 was made by a TOTALLY different person! O.o Then again, Testuya Nomura DID do the character designing. anime sweatdrop)
Logos (after they join your side... he's actually pretty cool when he's not your enemy. XD)
Lian and Ayde (for being two Ronso, I actually really liked these kids. I don't know why, but I just did... so they made my bishie list! XD)
Yaibal (still annoying, but I still like him. Though, why the hell does he get to run that fast in that one scene at the Youth League HQ and I don't!? DX)
Isaaru (once again: QUINTON FLYNN!! fangirl squeal number 2 for the Great Q. F.)
Maroda (though... I don't get why he won't talk about Isaaru in this game! sad face It really bugs me.)
Donga (the dude sounds Scottish, so he made my bishie list... even though I have NO IDEA what species he is! XD)
Auron (what? He's AURON, for cryin' out loud! You don't include him in ONE bishie list and NOT include him in another!! Especially when you actually like your head/limbs where they are! Also, I do NOT care that the guy has already been sent to the Farplane by this game! His name is listed in the Voice Cast section of the little booklet that comes with the game, SO I PUT HIM IN HERE!!)
Shuyin (THE DUDE'S ALSO VOICED BY JAMES ARNOLD TAYLOR, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! If you ask me, they did that one on purpose! Especially considering that Shuyin and Tidus could pretty much pass for twins! XD)
FINAL FANTASY 12
Vaan (I don't know, there's just something about his attitude that I agree with, even if half the time I'm yelling at him myself! XD)
Vayne Solidor (I dunno... maybe it's his voice, maybe it's his name, or maybe it's just the fact that he looks HAWT! XD)
Basch (it must be his voice and his looks after he's shaved XD)
Ba'Gamnan (what can I say? I'm a sucker for practically ANY character Steven Blum has voiced, giant lizard-man or not! XD)
Kytes (mainly because the kid that voices him is JOHN DEMITA'S SON!! I am such a retard that I didn't even make the connection until 11 P.M. on January 14, 2009! XD)
Larsa Solidor (he's just a huge cutie! I love him!)
Vossler (once again, there's just something about this character... I don't know what it is, but I like him)
Balthier (British accent, pirate, "leading man" eye roll at the shibboleth ...need I say more!? XD)
KINGDOM HEARTS (JUST THE CHARACTERS CREATED FOR THIS GAME SERIES AND THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS THAT APPEAR IN IT)
Cid Highwind (just cause he's Cid Highwind. Though I didn't like how they got rid of his swearing! DX I can understand why they got rid of that and his cigarettes, though, seeing as how "Kingdom Hearts" is a co-op between Disney and Square Enix. ...Still makes me sad, though.)
Cloud Strife (I especially love how his outfit in this one was modeled after Vincent's FF7 outfit, what with the tattered crimson cape and gold gauntlet/claw thing on his left arm.)
Sephiroth (even though he's voiced by Lance Bass shudders and is only an optional Boss Battle in the Coliseum.)
KINGDOM HEARTS RE: CHAIN OF MEMORIES (JUST THE CHARACTERS CREATED FOR THIS GAME SERIES AND THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS THAT APPEAR IN IT)
Axel "The Flurry of Dancing Flames" (his catchphrase in Chain of Memories is "Commit it to memory.", NOT "Got it memorized?", DAMMIT! DX The PS2 version of Chain of Memories changed his catchphrase to his KH2 catchphrase for some fucked up reason and I hate it! DX Also, he's a real fucking JACKASS in this game and I LOVE IT!! Quinton Flynn is DEFINITELY staying one of my top fave V.A.s for a very long time!! And finally, PORTALING IS CHEATING!! PORTALING IS CHEATIIING!! anime vein of pissed-off-ness)
Vexen "The Chilly Academic" (ONLY because his V.A. is Derek Stephen Prince! Only after finally watching the Naruto episode where his character, Shino Aburame, ends up laughing did I understand why they cast him as Vexen: SHINO'S GOT A FUCKING CREEPY LAUGH!! I stumbled across a clip of Vexen's creepy laugh on YouTube a while ago and my reaction to that and Shino's laugh were the exact same one of scooting the computer chair back away from the screen and freezing in a "I am now officially scared and am most likely going to have nightmares thanks to this" position. And I have watched a video of Derek Stephen Prince's version of the Vexen laugh on YouTube and am very disappointed in him. We needed more of the Shino in his laugh and he just did NOT hold a candle to Vexen's seiyuu. sadly shakes head in disappointment)
Marluxia "The Graceful Assassin" (I used to REALLY hate him, but my best on-line friend, known as Author Demon on here, has managed to make me like him a bit.)
Zexion "The Cloaked Schemer" (umm... do I REALLY have to elaborate on Emo-boy? XD)
Lexaeus "The Silent Hero" (HE'S VOICED BY DAVE BOAT WHO VOICED WEISS IN Dirge of Cerberus FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! OF COURSE HE GETS A SPOT IN MY BISHIE LIST!! huggles a Lexaeus plushie that she materialized out of thin air)
KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (JUST THE CHARACTERS CREATED FOR THIS GAME SERIES AND THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS THAT APPEAR IN IT)
Roxas "The Key of Destiny"
Axel "The Flurry of Dancing Flames"
Demyx "The Melodious Nocturne" (is it just me and a few others out there on the net, or does Demy seem to have Bipolarity Disorder? I mean, the sitartist goes from being all freaked out and "Run, run away!" to all serious and "Silence, traitor." within the time span of 2 seconds tops! huggles Demyx anyways
Demyx: Yay! I'm loved! giant smile and hugs Kit back
Kit: smiles as well YAYS!
Everyone else: either gives the two a weird look or completely ignores them)
Saïx "The Luna Diviner"
Luxord "The Gambler of Fate" (Robin Atkin Downes gives him a British accent; of COURSE I'm putting him on my bishie list!)
Xigbar "The Freeshooter" (James Patrick Stuart makes him sound sorta like a surfer dude, plus he has an eye-patch over his right eye; of COURSE he gets a spot in my bishie list! huggles Xigbar
Xigbar: Uhh... stares at Kit
Kit: You are kickass.
Xigbar: Okay. shrugs and puts up with the huggling)
Xemnas "The Superior" (ONLY because his V.A., Paul St. Peter, voiced Leomon in the Digimon series. ...what? I like Digimon. So what? GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT!? has to be restrained by Xigbar)
Cid Highwind (he coulda had a li'l more air time. I woulda liked to have seen him fighting with his spear when the Heartless invaded Hollow Bastion.)
Cloud Strife (this time because he's in his "FF7: AC" outfit and keeps avoiding Tifa like she's the Bubonic Plague. XD)
Sephiroth (this time DEFINITELY because he's voiced by George Newbern. Though, I can't believe they changed his eye color from bright green to the same vivid blue as Cloud's! DX Why the FUCK did they have to go and make him be the embodiment of Cloud's darkness!? DX cries)
Auron (I LOVE how they have him say to Sora "It seems we were fated to meet. Maybe you need a guardian." after they've run away from Hades. That line just TOTALLY proved that the Final Fantasy characters in Kingdom Hearts are NOT different characters with the same names as their Final Fantasy counterparts! That line just TOTALLY proved that Auron is, so far, the only FF character to remember his TRUE past! glomps life-sized Auron plushie she materialized out of nowhere)
Hayner (what's up with the green camouflage outfit? o.O)
Seifer Almasy (I liked how they gave him a beanie with some sort of kanji symbol on it and turned his white trench coat into a sleeveless one plus made the blue shirt underneath also sleeveless and of a style that shows off his abs. That, and the fact that he apparently never takes off the beanie and looks at his own hair color as evidenced in his comment on Hayner's retort to Fuu and Rai -- Hayner: "Oh yeah?" -- of "Nice comeback there, blondie." Seifer's hair color is also blond, so I say he never takes the time to take off his black beanie and look in a mirror. XD)
Rai (he actually doesn't look that bad in KH2. Though, I say he "stole my number" because his pants have the number 8 on them and that's the number I usually have on my jerseys when I play a sport. XD Pitiful, I know. But it's a fun little joke I have with my friends.)
Pence (the tech geek and guy who is better at jokes than Hayner! XD hugs Pence
Pence: blushes and rubs the back of his head Gee, thanks.
Kit: You're welcome! ;D)
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND THE BROKEN ANGEL
Edward Elric (VIC MIGNOGNA!!)
Alphonse Elric (Aaron Dismuke! I am the year of his character in "Fruits Basket" and I don't really like it. pouts)
Roy Mustang (despite his not-really-being-in-there-ness! XD)
GENJI- DAWN OF THE SAMURAI
Kagekiyo Taira (this guy looks like a mix between Sesshomaru of "InuYasha" and Sephiroth from "Final Fantasy 7" with black hair to me. XD)
INUYASHA- THE SECRET OF THE CURSED MASK
Miroku (KIRBY MORROW!!)
Sesshomaru (DAVID KAYE!)
Michiru Kururugi (he's the character you get to rename and control if you choose to play as a guy; the girl's name is Kaname)
HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S/SORCERER'S STONE
"Gred and Feorge" Weasley (you gotta love the Weasley twins! XD BTW, their names in this list are taken from something they said in the first book during Christmastime.)
Draco Malfoy (what? I took this on-line quiz to see what Hogwarts House I should be in and I got Slytherin; what more reason do I need to have Malfoy on my bishie list? EDIT ON APRIL 26, 2009!!: HERE'S THE LINK TO THAT ON-LINE QUIZ I TOOK AND FOUND OUT THAT SLYTHERIN IS APPARENTLY THE HOUSE I'D BELONG IN!!: Find Your Hogwarts House: The Harry Potter Sorting Hat Personality Test Just... PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION TO THE INSTRUCTIONS OR YOU'LL GET THE WRONG HOUSE!!)
Severus Snape (Alan Rickman RULES! He's the ONLY actor who was allowed to know the fate of his character before Miss Rowling finished the series so that he could properly portray his character in the movies!)
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Fred and George Weasley
Young Voldemort a.k.a. Tom Marvolo Riddle ("I Am Lord Voldemort". I was a retard and didn't believe that all of the letters in his name -- assuming that "Tom" is either just a nickname for "Thomas" or truly his real first name -- spelled out that sentence once anagramed and so I actually tested it out on paper and cracked up when it really DID spell out the sentence that Tom forms using Harry's wand in the Chamber.)
Lucius Malfoy (Sir Jason Isaacs, like Alan Rickman, RULES! It was his idea to have that cane of Mr. Malfoy's in the movie, not to mention to also kick Dobby down the stairs in Dumbledore's office! XD Poor Dobby, though. sad face But in my mind, I say he deserved it for getting Harry in trouble with his aunt and uncle, keeping Harry and Ron from boarding the Hogwarts Express, AND breaking Harry's arm!)
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
Fred and George Weasley
Remus J. Lupin (I LOVE how his middle name is "John"! I don't know why, but I just do.)
Sirius Black (...what? I don't care if he's WAAY older than me! He's on my bishie list! Quickly going back to the "he's WAAY older than me" thing, I really mean that! According to the copy right date of the first book, I am EXACTLY 10 years younger than Ginny Weasley since she and I have the same B-Day, meaning that I am 11 years younger than the Gryffindor Trio. Main point, Sirius Black is DEFINITELY WAAY older than me! XD)
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Fred and George Weasley
Draco Malfoy (remember, my big sis owns this one and won't let me play it, that's why there's so few bishies for this game. sad face Sorry.)
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
Fred and George Weasley ("Give her hell from us, Peeves!" XD My best friend, my big sis, our next door neighbor, my sis's college roommate and some of her friends ALL sat in the VERY front row -- center section -- of one of the theatres of the main Movie Theater of our town and shouted that line during the movie. XD It was AWESOME! Though, Author Demon had someone say "Yeah! Harry's gettin' his/some!" when she went to see this movie in theaters! XD She got the funnier -- and wackier -- experience.)
Sirius Black (I wish you could get a better look at that Family Tree in Number 12 Grimmauld Place. Oh well, there's apparently a Black Family Tree somewhere on the net. XD)
Remus J. Lupin
Severus Snape (Umm... my big sis and I never finished this one, so I don't really know who else is in this one that is worthy of being on my bishie list. XD)
HARRY POTTER- QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP
Fred and George Weasley
ANY OF THE GUYS ON THE JAPANESE QUIDDITCH TEAM! (what? I'm obsessed with Japan! XD)
FAVE VIDEO GAME PAIRINGS (HET. AND YAOI; I AM SOOO NOT INTO YURI)
FINAL FANTASY 4
CecilxGolbez (I blame talinsquall and her two stories, Bravery Regen and Double Pressure, for this pairing. DX CURSE YOU, AWESOME WRITER!!)
FINAL FANTASY 6
SetzerxGogo (Gogo is a mime in this game and has many rumors surrounding him/her, 3 of which are the most talked about and only ONE which I agree with that would actually support my pairing him/her with Setzer: 1. Gogo is Emperor Gestahl still alive after Kefka pushed him off of the Floating Island and wants revenge for said incident. 2. Gogo is Shadow's former partner, Baram, who supposedly died after being injured during their escape from heisting one million gil from a Doma train and jumping down Barren Falls. Baram, believing that he would never survive if Doma authorities found him, asked Clyde to help him kill himself, but Clyde refused and abandoned Baram to an uncertain fate. For the rest of this weird little flashback, check out Shadow's profile on wikipedia . org after looking up "Characters of Final Fantasy VI" on the same site. 3. Gogo is Setzer's former "friend" -- I say "girlfriend" -- named Daryl/Darryl. She and Setzer were the only owners of airships in the world of FF6 until she apparently died in a crash during her round-the-world trip. Setzer apparently found her airship, the Falcon, and hid it away after fixing it up so no one else would be able to get it. No one knows if Daryl/Darryl REALLY died in that crash or if she survived and, believing that her face was too scarred to be seen again, hid it behind many scarves and hid away in the belly of a monster called Zone Eater. This is the rumor about Gogo that I believe and as you can see it supports my pairing of "SetzerxGogo" quite well. XD)
GauxRelm (I believe that since Gau is 13 and Relm is 10, once the two of them have grown up and Gau has had the majority of his "wild-boy tendencies" changed to more civil tendencies, that they get together and Relm keeps him in check most of the time.)
LockexEdgar (Please do not ask how this one came to be a fave; it just is.)
FINAL FANTASY 7
VincentxYuffie (what?... I don't CARE if the dude's around 44 years older than she is; I SUPPORT THIS PAIRING IN-GAME!! In fanfiction, I support Vincent ValentinexFemale O.C. XD)
Cid HighwindxShera (these two DO actually end up married, as proven by talking to one of the crew members on Cid's airship, the Shera, in "Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy 7"; I think the crew member is a female if I'm not mistaken...)
VincentxCid (to tell the truth, I'll only really read this if I get REALLY bored. Sorry. Or if it's one of/part of talinsquall's stories. XDD)
SephirothxVincent or vice-versa (if I can't find anything in the other pairings to read, I'll most likely turn to this pairing before I turn to VinxCid.)
TsengxReno (I can't remember who it was, but someone in my Favorite Authors list turned me on to this pairing as well as the next. XD)
RufusxReno (once again, I'll only read if I'm really bored and/or can find nothing that I'd like to read in the other pairings... or even if it's suggested to me. XD)
CloudxReno (forgot about this one when I first made this list. talinsquall's stories on here are AWESOME!)
TsengxRufus and vice-versa
ReevexVincent (Blame Xenobia for this one! She made me love it!!)
RudexReno (The original pairing I thought of for Reno but then hated. Xenobia rekindled my liking for this one. XDD Though, Reno is always the uke. XP)
RufusxTsengxRenoxRude (Again, all blame lies with Xenobia on this one!)
DIRGE OF CERBERUS- FINAL FANTASY 7
VincentxYuffie (yeah... same as for FF7)
Turk!VincentxLucrecia Crescent (yeah, I'm one of those people who says that Lucrecia was NOT in love with Vincent's dad and her former mentor, Grimoire Valentine, but still blamed herself for Grimoire's death during an incident that occurred while she was studying Chaos, thus leading to her freaking out when Vincent is assigned to protect her and the other Shinra scientist working on the Jenova project in Shinra Manor in the town of Nibelheim and turning to Hojo to keep Vincent from falling any further in love with her than he already is. S h m i l e y's He.a.rt is one of the other people who says Lucrecia was a whore for sleeping with Hojo. I like to believe that, before turning to Hojo, she and Vincent DID somehow end up "gettin' it on" and THAT'S why Sephiroth looks so damn hawt! XD)
ReevexShalua Rui (I don't know why I like this pairing; I just do)
NeroxWeiss or vice-versa(Author Demon is the one that turned me on to this pairing and I've loved it ever since she first brought it up in the middle of one of our late-night RP sessions. XD)
FINAL FANTASY 8
IrvinexSelphie (though I originally supported IrvinexQuistis and ZellxSelphie before I understood the entire storyline of FF8. XD That, and Selphie better damn well be wearing some super-short shorts underneath that yellow jumper of hers!)
ZellxQuistis (I could dress up as a sort of Gothic version of Quistis for Halloween if I wanted to -- I'd only need to buy a chain whip to complete the ensemble -- and Zell's a retard for always reacting to Seifer calling him "Chicken-wuss." XD)
SeiferxFujin (if you ask me, I say that Fujin and Raijin are siblings and Fujin DEFINITELY has a crush on Seifer. XD Besides, I think Seifer's the only guy that could POSSIBLY put up with her ALWAYS TALKING IN CAPS besides Raijin, but, like I said, I see Fujin and Raijin as siblings. XD)
Laguna LoirexRaine Loire (Raine's headstone -- which is seen at the end of the game when Laguna is finally able to leave his post as President of Esthar to go and visit Winhill -- says "Loire" on it. She is given no other last name prior to Laguna's after the two marry before her death.)
Cid KramerxEdea Kramer (...seeing as how these two are already married in-game, do I REALLY need to elaborate on my reason for this pairing being in this list?)
SeiferxSquall or vice-versa (my boyfriend is SOOO gonna kill me for that one. XD)
SeiferxZell (the way Seifer always calls Zell "Chicken-wuss" just screams "I wanna do Chicken-wuss" to me! XD Once again, my boyfriend is SOOO gonna kill me for this one! XD)
SquallxIrvine or vice-versa (Blame a website Author Demon sent me awhile back. XD)
FINAL FANTASY 9
ZidanexPrincess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII a.k.a. Dagger (in a sort of sub-quest thing in the game, you can find out that Garnet's real name is Sarah -- dammit! I had to go through almost ALL of the Walkthroughs on gamefaqs.com to double check that I spelled her name correctly! Finally found it in ATadeo's "FAQ/Walkthrough Part 1/2" under the title of "Madain Sari Side Quest" within said Walkthrough. GEEZ! Out of all those walkthroughs, only ONE PERSON outright stated what her real name was!? WTF!? COME ON, PEOPLE! -- and that her REAL mother's name was Jane -- ugly-ass Queen Brahne is NOT Dagger's real mother; play the game to understand all of my rambling. ...WOW, this was a long note about Dagger! XD Sorry about that, everyone!)
Adelbert SteinerxBeatrix (I love how Zidane calls Steiner "Rusty" during the game, even though his suit of armor that he's always wearing is never shown being in such a state. XD And General Beatrix is actually very damn cool to me.)
Sir FratleyxFreya Crescent (for one, these two are humanoid rats that can talk and are pretty much classified as FF9's "Dragoons". Anyone who has played FF9 knows that it would be the best FF game to turn into a little kids' cartoon show considering the appearances of its characters. For two, Sir Fratley is Freya's love interest that left their home kingdom of Burmecia for some sort of training but never returned. He eventually shows up in the game during the events happening at Cleyra, but seems to have lost his memory as he does not recognize Freya. At the end of the game, there's a scene that shows the two of them apparently starting their relationship over from the beginning as Fratley still has not regained his memories of his life before leaving for that training thing.)
Amarant/Salamander CoralxLani (I only pair these two up because they were both hired by Brahne to bring Garnet back to Alexandria and had to become partners for said job in the game. Apparently they just saw each other as comrade bounty hunters or whatever in the game, but I don't give a shit. XD)
Vivi OrunitiaxEiko Carol (only as a friend shipping as of me finally seeing the ending of the game. Eiko has to eventually find someone to be with that's NOT a Black Mage like Vivi, but at the same time continue to be friends with Vivi.)
BlankxRuby (Ruby is the only female member of Tantalus and is the only member of the band of thieves-posing-as-actors to NOT participate in their acts of thievery, only performing as an actress.)
FINAL FANTASY 10
TidusxYuna (DUH! XD)
WakkaxLulu (These are really the only pairings that I like in this game; there are pretty much no other good pairings that I can see for this one. OH WAIT!!)
BarthelloxDona (I forgot about these two! XD Probably because Dona just seems like such a jackass bitch to me.)
FINAL FANTASY 10-2
GippalxPaine (don't ask why; I just like it. That, and they're the two FF X-2 characters that Author Demon and I pair up together in our late-night RP sessions.)
BuddyxRikku (once again, don't ask why; I just think this one is cute and would make Brother go CRAZY! XD)
FINAL FANTASY 12
VaanxPenelo (I don't CARE if they see each other as brother and sister; to me they eventually get together, dammit! DX)
BaltheirxFemale O.C. (I'm sorry, but BalthierxFran just wouldn't work and neither would BalthierxAshe.)
KINGDOM HEARTS (JUST THE CHARACTERS CREATED FOR THIS GAME SERIES AND THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS THAT APPEAR IN IT)
SoraxKairi (for In-Game at least)
LeonxAerith (what? There's no Rinoa for Leon and no Zack for Aerith; why NOT pair these two up?!)
LeonxCloud or vice-versa
SephirothxCloud (any yaoi fan out there has to admit that this is hawt. XD)
SephirothxCloudxLeon (what? I stumbled across a fanfic for this pairing once and fell in love with it. XD)
SephirothxCloudxLeonxRikuxSora (read The Mistake to understand WHY I have this as one of my fave pairings. XD)
KINGDOM HEARTS RE- CHAIN OF MEMORIES (JUST THE CHARACTER CREATED FOR THIS GAME SERIES
MarluxiaxAxel (I have to be REALLY damn bored and/or you have to have written this pairing VERY WELL for me to read it)
AxelxZexion (I can't remember WHO it was on here that got me to even CONSIDER this pairing, but someone managed to! EDIT!!: I'm writing an AkuZeku fanfic right now as a belated AkuZeku day story... and it's gonna be my FIRST LEMON!! almost dies of shock herself I guess I'm just trying to improve my writing skills and show that I am more mature now that I am 18. sweatdrop)
KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (JUST THE CHARACTERS CREATED FOR THIS GAME SERIES AND THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS THAT APPEAR IN IT)
SoraxKairi (for In-Game at least)
RoxasxNaminé (for In-Game at least XD)
SeiferxFuu (I totally say that these two get together and Rai finds some random girl in Twilight Town that will actually put up with him saying "y'know" at the end of nearly every damn sentence. ...Speaking of which, I pity said random girl.)
PencexOlette (I dunno, but I can just see these two as a couple.)
CloudxTifa (of course, there are those who pair Cloud up with Aerith, but I say "FUCK NO! Cloud is SOO with Tifa, dammit!", especially after he saves Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Tifa's asses from Sephiroth and kicks said silver-haired bishie's ass in the optional one-on-one battle in-game. XD)
LeonxCloud or vice-versa
SephirothxCloudxLeonxRikuxSora (once again, read The Mistake on here to understand this 5-some. XD)
SeiferxHayner (what? It's kinda like Seifer's relationship with Zell in FF8, only Hayner's not a chicken-wuss! XD Yes, Zell, that was me dissing you!)
FAVE PAIRINGS IN THE KINGDOM HEARTS SERIES OVERALL
AkuRoku (or as I once said in a chat with Author Demon, "AxAs". XD)
ZeMyx (how the FUCK did this pairing get started!? I mean, as far as any of the KH games go, Zexion and Demyx pretty much have NO contact with each other whatsoever, so how did this pairing get started!? I mean, other than their numbers in Organization 13, of course. XD Speaking of which, on a site titled "Organization LIX", my member number is "69"; I cracked up when I finally realized that. XD EDIT!!: According to the webpage with info on Zexion from wikia.com -- not to be confused with wikipedia -- Zexion apparently, in one of 8 leaked manga pages, is seen playing Twister with Demyx! XD I now have a reason in my head for this pairing being started!! Don't believe me? Just go here and see for yourself under the Trivia section: http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Zexion)
XemnasxSaïx (admit it, Saïx is Mansex's bitch. roflao That, and Xemnas and Xigbar have the best names out of everyone in the Organization to anagram: Xemnas anagrams to "Mansex", Xigbar anagrams to "Bigrax". XD EDIT!!: DAMMIT! >
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND THE BROKEN ANGEL
Roy MustangxRiza Hawkeye (there's really no other pairing for this game. I just can't see Ed paired up with anyone but Winry.)
GENJI- DAWN OF THE SAMURAI
Yoshitsune MinamotoxPrincess Minazuru (please keep in mind that I, despite owning this game that has ONLY Japanese voices with English subtitles, have yet to complete it. I have gotten as far as the final battle against Kagekiyo Taira and he keeps kicking my ass no matter who I choose -- Yoshitsune or Benkei -- to play as to fight him!! DX Why do I have to kill the hawt guy to beat the game!? And why the HELL is the sequel to this game on a different console!? DX THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!
Jareth from the movie "Labyrinth": "You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?"
Kit: just stares at the Goblin King with a look of "WTF? How'd you get here and what exactly are you doing here?" on her face ...Umm... Jareth? I'm not Sarah.
Jareth: Hm? looks at Kit ...Dammit. turns into a white barn owl and flies away
Kit: That was... odd.)
INUYASHA- THE SECRET OF THE CURSED MASK
SesshomaruxKaname (Kaname is the name of the character you get to rename and control if you choose to play as a girl; the guy's name is Michiru. I just came up with this pairing on a whim right now. XD)
"HARRY POTTER" VIDEO GAME SERIES OVERALL
NevillexLuna (what?... I think it's cute.)
FAVE PAIRING AT THE MOMENT: Kaname KuranZero Kiryuu of Vampire Knight and Vampire Knight Guilty!! I don't know what it is about the pureblood and the hunter-turned-vampire, but they just look sooooooo HOT together!! GUH!!
If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile =D
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you know AkuRoku is teh smex, but AkuDemy makes you smile, copy this into your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you care.
If you live in Pennsylvania and are in High School and agree that "Senior/Graduation Projects" are/were a total "pain in the patella" as Phill of Disney's "Hercules" movie first said about Meg, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever created one of these copy and paste things and thought it was cool--either for wording or whatever--and realized later that it wasn't, copy and paste this into your profile/blog/whatever.
CRAZY FUN NAME TIME!!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Like I'm telling you creepers out there THAT!! (;P)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aliizzle (...WTF? I'm like Ali Babba with "izzle" at the end!? O.o)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black-Green Cat (I can NEVER choose between Black and Green; #1 fave color is ALWAYS switching between those two. XD)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rebecca Auburn Avenue (HAHA! The plus side to that name is this: YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT STREET IS, CREEPERS! ;P Yeah, "D-Filthy," I'm stealin' yo' word from Spanish III, man! XD)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Bis Al-Mer (snorts I remember reading about this on the back of a cereal box once. XD)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Silver Soda (it was either "soda," "Dr. Pepper," "Vault," or some other whacked up drink; i chose "soda". Plus, it's funnier. XD)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lsaeaae (I'm sorry, MinxBubbleOo, but... mine is more worthy of the "WTF!" comment, so... WTF!? -- WITH QUESTION MARKS!! XD)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black (I has no pets. XD WIN FOR ME! XP)
Christmas Day, 2008
OH EM EFF GEEEEEEE!! squeals in a VERY high pitch like the crazy obsessed fangirl she is Okay, so... today is Christmas for me, right? Well... tries to contain happiness for another 2 minutes but fails "SANTA" BROUGHT ME "Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories"!! squeals high-pitched fangirl squeal once again before zooming over to "Video Game Area" of the downstairs to play the game
January 6th, 2009
TWO MORE FOR THE "copy and paste this onto your profile" SECTION! (XD)
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Animefangirlforever, Rethira, KitaraStrife,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Animefangirlforever, Rethira, KitaraStrife,
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile! (KitaraStrife's note on this: Umm... let's try the above with the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," shall we!? XD And stupid on-line and Microsoft dictionaries need to get updated BIG TIME! "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" IS a real word! When I was in 5th grade, we got to be pen-pals with the players of the local college Baseball team -- yeah, I have a college in my hometown; got a problem with it!? -- and they would come in groups of 2 to 3 or 4 once every week/month -- I can't remember; that was, like, around 8 years ago for me! -- and talk to us and answer questions. One of the boys in my class -- who I ironically enough had Psychology class with first semester of my senior year of high school -- asked them to spell "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" and when they couldn't get past "S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L," he told them it was in the dictionary. Of course, no one in the room believed him, so they looked it up... AND THE WORD WAS ACTUALLY IN THE DAMN DICTIONARY!! How fuckin' weird is THAT!? Okay... enough reminiscing for now; I've made this "copy and paste" too long... assuming that anyone ACTUALLY copied this little rant/note of mine along with the original! XD)
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl,Mitsukai Tsubasa,Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, KitaraStrife,
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. (KitaraStrife's note: Umm... actually, I HAVE a Myspace, I'm just never on it. XD)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
(For me, it was my Grandma on my mom's side that died from cancer; my Godfather survived it but ended up dieing of a heart attack less than a year after my Grandma; and a woman that was like another aunt-and-mother-rolled-into-one to me and my big sis since she was my mom's best friend and mother to my sister's best friend, survived cancer, but, like with my Godfather, was called to be with the Lord in an ironic way, said way being falling down the metal spiral steps that led from their kitchen to their basement with a basket of laundry in one hand and a coffee mug in another, and let's not forget that she was also to be my Confirmation Sponsor -- I'm Roman Catholic, Confirmation comes with the religion -- about 1 month and 2 days from her unexpected end. Finally, the woman that ended up being my Confirmation Sponsor after the previous's death -- of my own choice -- is a cancer survivor. No, wait, I lied. THIS is the final one!: A girl about 2 grades ahead of me in school was diagnosed with cancer in, like, 7th/8th grade and, as far as I know, is a cancer survivor. ...Wow! I know and knew a LOT of people with cancer! I'm scared now!!)
The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:
1) Being gay is not natural. We all always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in the world.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. And why we force widows or widowers to remarry if they have children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage. (KitaraStrife's note/s on this: 1. Being homosexual IS entirely natural. In my belief, one is not MADE to be of a certain sexuality, but BORN that way. 2. How the HELL does hanging around tall people make you yourself tall!? That's just retarded. 3. I have no comment on number 3 other than this sentence stating that I have no comment on number 3. 4.Who the FUCK came up with this stupid list!? Women are SOOO not property anymore; blacks -- as much as I HATE to say that word in relation to African Americans for the sake of shortness -- CAN marry whites even if there are some bigoted ASSHOLES out there that disapprove; and divorce IS legal nowadays, though -- as far as I know -- the Christian and Roman Catholic religions do not condone it. 5. I don't even REMEMBER anything about Britney Spears being married for 55 hours; when the HELL did that happen!? 6. Umm, excuse me!? Gay couples can TOO have kids! They just have to either adopt or get a surrogate mother/father to help in the process! Though, in my own opinion, said process would probably be a LOT easier if one of the same-sex partners was bisexual and just happened to lean more towards their own sex. Infertile couples and "old people" SHOULD be allowed to marry, retard-that-came-up-with-this-bullshit-reason-that-homosexuality-is-wrong! All they have to do is adopt a child/children and raise them, for as long as they can in the case of the "old people" marriage! There are plenty of orphaned children in our world that need a loving and caring couple to guide them! AND DID THIS PERSON NOT HEAR ABOUT THE 90-YEAR-OLD -- or something like that -- WOMAN THAT GOT PREGNANT!? GEEZ! People can be such idiots some times! 7. Umm... how the HELL does that even make sense!? If straight parents raised only straight children, then how the HELL do you explain the reality of homosexuals in the world!? 8. Okay, I agree with the first sentence, seeing as I stated pretty much the same exact thing in my comment on number 4. But the last sentence? I'm sorry, but, WHAT!? If there were only ONE religion in the world, then we wouldn't have any problems with -- for example -- the Palestines continuously bombing, shooting, and attacking the Jews over in Israel right now!! Hell, there wouldn't even BE any damned religious wars in the world if there was only ONE religion! Is this person even THINKING about what they're saying!? 9. Umm... I know a few people who have and/or live with only one parent, and they turned out pretty well, thank you very much! And who the HELL still forces widows and widowers to remarry if they have children nowadays!? THAT'S JUST CRAZY!! 10. What idiot in their right mind hasn't adapted to cars, except someone that is VERY eco-friendly and knows their Carbon Footprint?? And, umm... about longer life spans? Yeah... READ THE BIBLE, MORONS!! Humans used to live to be over 100-YEARS-OLD back in the days of Moses, Elijah, Abraham, Jesus Christ and all the other prophets! And that was withOUT the conveniences of our modern medicine, technology, and anything else we depend on way too much nowadays!! And sorry to any Jewish or Muslim people out there reading my profile right now, for naming Jesus as the Christ. Like I stated earlier, I am Roman Catholic. I respect our different views on who Jesus was -- Prophet or Christ the Savior -- and won't blame you for calling me an idiot or whatever if you so choose to do. And now I'm gone. Thanks for reading if you did. Check out my pathetic amount of fanfiction works below, please? I know they aren't much, but please just give them a chance? If that doesn't work, you can always check my favorites for stories. Though, be warned: Most of the stories in my favorites are rated "M" for Mature, and for VERY good reason! XD)
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Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
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If you think those kids should stop chasing Lucky and go buy their own LUCKY CHARMS, c&p this!!
If you have ever notice that Rock Lee and Gai-sensei look exactly alike, copy and paste this!!
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone.
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight,
don't make a sound!
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!",
I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child Abuse: Make it Stop!
If you are a klutz like me, copy and past this into your profile.
THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
Sora cause I'm somewhat like him in the whole "can act like a goofball yet be serious when I need to" thing; Riku cause he's HAWT... and voiced by David Gallagher who played Simon Camden on "Seventh Heaven" (XD Simon was HAWT! But not in the same way as Riku); Axel cause... well... HE'S AXEL! And he's a pyromaniac. Also, it's fun to torment my inner-Axel by tying him to a chair and making him watch the Axel's Hips Dont Lie - LIVE video by Carrah on YouTube!! XD (check out her "The Fangirl Dictionary", "Stripping Tseng", "Kingdom Hearts 2 - Be a Man", "Kingdom Hearts Diss Wars - Round 1" and "Kingdom Hearts Diss Wars - Round 2", "Men In Tights", "Organization Advertising", "Xigbar Eats...", "Cooking With Zexion", "Poor Xigbar" videos! Yes, this is a shameless plug to advertise Carrah! XD); Demyx cause he loves music just like me and I say that he can play the Sitar while I sing! (XD); Zexion cause I love his hair style... and the fact that he's pretty much almost always portrayed as a bookworm, I could use him as a human encyclopedia-slash-dictionary! (XD); Xigbar cause of his eye patch and the fact that he sounds like a surfer dude in the English dub of KH2, I can see myself getting along with him quite nicely; Luxord cause... BRITISH ACCENT!! HELLOOOO!! I have a soft spot for brits, so he's cool cause of his accent... and the fact that he knows the Pirate's Code!; Roxas cause he's so kickass and he's voiced by Jesse McCartney (I wanna see Roxas sing in one of the games! XD); Hayner cause he's such a badass little "local attitude problem" for Twilight Town"; Pence cause he's a computer whiz kid; Seifer Almasy because I find it fun to annoy my inner-KH2 Seifer by saying he just dissed himself by calling Hayner "blondie" when he walked out of that alley in Twilight Town, I mean SERIOUSLY, does he even ever LOOK IN A MIRROR?!
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Kairi cause in all truth, I'd probably be her if I were in KH, sad as that might seem to some who know me when they remember the fact that I HATE the color pink and thus would NOT be seen wearing THAT much pink unless it was to save the life/lives of a friend/friends or my own life. Other than her, I actually do like Olette looks at Rosa Angelicus with a strange glint in her eyes that is NOT evil in any way, shape or form probably because she's always looking on the positive side of things, or at least she TRIES to. I also like Naminé because she can actually draw, even if it's in a crappy quality when I compare it to other artists out there on the net. Then again, she's drawing in crayons, so that's probably WHY it's such crappy quality when compare to other artists out there on the net. Also, I absolutely LOVE how kickASS Larxene is!! Ignoring her hair looking like antennae (HOLY SHITE! NO RED LINE UNDER THAT WORD! I SPELLED IT RIGHT!! YAYS! dances in seat), THE WOMAN FIGHTS WITH KUNAI KNIVES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! I LOVE HER FOR THAT!! Also, she's the only woman in an organization dominated by men. POWER TO THE FEMALES, BABEH! XD
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Xaldin because of his creepy-looking sideburns! I mean... GYAAUGH!! twitches I swear, I nearly jumped out of my seat on the couch when he first took down his hood! Now, every time I play that part, I pretend Xigbar's letting me borrow his Gun Arrows so I can shoot those crazy parts of his hair off! Next to him, my least favorite guy is Marluxia, mainly because he shows up in a shower of sakura petals, not to mention he summons his PINK-BLADED scythe in a shower of the same flower petals!! Also, his hair looks like it was originally naturally brown and he tried to dye it pink... AND FAILED!! MISERABLY!!
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Umm... Even though I listed her as one of fave KH girls, Larxene is also my least favorite because she's a sadist. I mean, she's reading a book about Marquis de Sade, the apparent "creator" of sadism, in the "Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories" manga!!
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Hmm... let's see... KH1 it would have to be DEEP JUNGLE just because that's where Sora and Donald end up (at least to me) co-crashing (okay, bad pun) the gummi ship and then later learn the true meaning of the word "friend" before leaving the world. Plus, even though the game was rated "E" for everyone, they still implied that Clayton died, only sans vines and more WITH a giant chameleon falling on him. XD I loved that! Though, I DID wonder where Jane's father was... guess they couldn't get his voice actor or someone close enough to voice him. shrugs I also really liked OLYMPUS COLISEUM because you got to fight Cerberus (WHO KEPT KICKING MY ASS THE FIRST TIME I EVER PLAYED KH1 BACK WHEN I WAS IN 5TH OR 6TH GRADE!! DX Stupid giant 3-headed puppy and it's summoning of pillars of Darkness.) and not to mention I was totally obsessing over Cloud's attire back then, and the fact that he creeped Hades the hell out! XD ROCK ON, NII-SAN!! Also, I loved HALLOWEEN TOWN (can anyone believe that I absolutely LOVE that world's origin while my mom HATES it?! xD) and NEVERLAND (I'M STILL A KID AT HEART!! That has to count for SOMETHING when considering who's a grown-up and who's not and thus can go/stay in Neverland if they aren't a pirate or Indian!! DX Plus, I just love Tinkerbell and Mr. Smee, not to mention I loved the somewhat insider-look at what The Jolly Roger looked like!!).
KH2, fave worlds were TWILIGHT TOWN (not only because the name just sounds cool to me, but because Seifer Almasy and his posse -- Fuu and Rai -- from FF8 are there, not to mention Setzer Gabbiani from FF6 is there!!), HOLLOW BASTION/RADIANT GARDEN (CID FINALLY GETS A VOICE IN THE GAME!! Though, I would've liked to have seen him fighting with his trademark spear/javelin Venus Gospel during the 1000 Heartless challenge part of the game.), DISNEY CASTLE (you finally got to run around inside the stupid place whereas you could only see it slightly behind Traverse Town in KH1. Plus, you got to have Minnie as a party member, even if it WAS for a short amount of time. I think I totally just hung around each section kicking Heartless ass as long as possible my first play through just to have my favorite Disney Character in my party for the longest time I could. sweatdrop All of that, and I annoyed the HELL out of my inner-Donald by singing along to the world's theme song: The Mickey Mouse Club Them Song! XD He kept trying to hit me with bolts of Thunder.), BEAST'S CASTLE (I've always wanted to run around that place, though I wish you could've explored the castle a bit more than was allowed.), LAND OF DRAGONS (about TIME they threw in a world based off of a movie with a female for a main character! Atlantica with Ariel aside, I loved fighting alongside Ping/Mulan and destroying the tents in the camp even though that probably would've gotten Sora and co. kicked OUT of said camp. XD), PORT ROYAL (Who DOESN'T love the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies?! Of COURSE I was looking forward to this world being in KH2!! Once again, my soft spot for British accents comes into play here with Jack Spa--er--CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, BOTH voiced by James Arnold Taylor, might I add, instead of their original actors), PRIDE LANDS (hey, I've been waiting for this one so that I could rip Scar a new one!! That, and I wanted to say Shenzi's "full name" from "The Lion King 1/2" movie: "Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena... would you do me the honor of becoming... my bride?" XD I LOVED THAT SCENE!! Also, "Veldetta" always manages to remind me of the Velveeta cheese!), SPACE PARANOIDS (even though I was like "WTF?! What Disney movie is THAT world from?!" before I played KH2, I actually really came to love Tron and his quirks).
6. Least Favorite World?
I'll have to agree with Rosa Angelicus and say that Atlantica was my least favorite world from KH1. I hated the controls in that game and URSULA DID NOT WANT TO DIE MY SECOND PLAY THROUGH (which I still haven't finished) OF THE GAME!! DX Damned octopus-lady! But my least favorite world from KH2 was... well... Huh... That's odd. I don't really have a least favorite world from KH2! XD
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Keyblades-wise... I can't choose, though it MIGHT be between Oblivion and Oathkeeper for Sora and Roxas, while with Riku it is definitely Way to Dawn/Way to the Dawn/Road to Dawn/WHATEVER THE HELL HIS KEYBLADE IS CALLED IN KH2!! Kairi only had that one, so that doesn't really count. Other than that, my favorite weapons would have to be Axel's Chakrams, Xigbar's Arrowguns, Demyx's Sitar (what? I love my music man. huggles Demyx plushie), Saïx's Claymore(s), and Larxene's Kunai Knives.
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Would have to be Zexion's "Lexicon," sad as I am to say that about one of my fave bishounen. I mean, seriously, who fights with a book anyway?! And then there's Mansex's "Ethereal Blades". Umm... can any STAR WARS fan say LIGHTSABER-KNOCK OFFS?! I mean, come on, seriously?! Square and Disney better have gotten permission from George Lucas to use that concept idea for his weapons or they're gonna find themselves in trouble sooner or later.
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
I loved Genie cause he had, like... however many Drive Modes Sora had for his attacks in KH2. But I also loved Mushu cause he's Mushu (still wish it had been Eddie Murphy that voiced him, though). And even though I STILL do not fully understand how it works, I like the Simba summon.
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
I'd strangely have to say Anti Form. There's just something about the way he moves when he's attacking in this form that I really like. I know it's strange, but that's what makes it cool.
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
AkuRoku (or as I once called it in an MSN chat with Author Demon: AxAs), Zemyx (does anyone even know how this one STARTED?!), RikuSora, AxelSora, XemnasSaïx, LeonCloud and vice-versa, SephirothCloud, SephirothCloudLeon, SephirothCloudLeonRikuSora (do NOT ask! just go look at my favorites for a fic titled "The Mistake"!!), SephirothLeon (just look at my favorites), XigbarDemyx (this, my friends, would my fanDOOOOOOOM!! I swore to NEVER get into this fandom, but it happened. I thought about the logic behind it and I got sucked into the fandom via Xigbar shooting a rift in space and time in my head.), SeiferHayner (please don't ask), MarluxiaLarxene (even though... well, we'll get to that later), SoraKairi, RoxasNaminé, CloudTifa, LeonAerith (what, there's no Zack to kick his ass.), SeiferFuu (I also ship this pairing in FF8 where Fuu is known as Fujin), HaynerOlette or PenceOlette (more PenceOlette thought), MarluxiaVexen (as strange as that one seems.)
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Umm... I'll get back to this one at a later da--OH WAIT! MarluxiaAxel. I absolutely HATE IT! I also despise RoxasHayner and vice-versa!! That's just gross in my head. Also, any yuri pairings. I'm not elaborating on that. Finally, I DESPISE WITH A COMPLETE AND UTTER PASSION FROM THE 7 PITS OF HELL AND BEYOND the pairing of CloudAerith. GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE!! IT'S CLOUDxTIFA!! EVEN IN KH!! CLOUDxTIFA!!
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Umm... I'll get back to this one at a later date.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Umm... haven't heard of any yet. Some of the ones listed in answer 11 used to be, but not anymore.
EDIT ON NOVEMBER 4, 2009 AT 2:50 AM: VexenDemyx. Prince of the Blood by Aria6 is the fanfic that introduced me to that one and I actually do NOT know where it came from!
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Though this also extends into the FF7 fandom as well, PEOPLE CALLING SEPHIROTH'S HAIR "WHITE"!! GET IT RIGHT, MORONS!! HIS HAIR IS A SEXY SILVER!! DX WHY people call Sephiroth's hair "white" I will NEVER know!
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Can't decide; TOO MANY!! Though, Riku's probably gonna end up kicking everyone's asses for the guys, coming damn close to losing to Cloud and Leon. For the girls, it would sadly have to be Tifa. I've always loved her, even though I did NOT like her FF7 outfit.
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saïx theory!
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
We'll elaborate on this more later.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Though I believe he and Larxene are a match made in He--Heaven, yes, I believe flower man is gay.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Not really. I'd actually be just like her in KH2. I used to be more tomboy-ish, but I've lost it somehow as I've grown up. I used to not care about my nails, but now I strangely do. (O_o)
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Though I like Olette, Roxas belongs with Naminé. Mainly because I see Olette as the big sister type to Roxas, and then there's the fact that Roxas is Sora's Nobody and Naminé is supposed to be Kairi's, soo... well... when you go by in-game cannon... it just makes sense.
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Not exactly sure yet. I need to do more research on the game. Though... I believe that Ven has SOME sort of strong connection to Sora, mainly because he so closely resembles Sora and Roxas, even if it is the latter more than the former. Also, I think Aqua is somehow connected to Xion because the two look so much alike with their hair style.
EDIT1!!: I correct myself on saying Aqua looks like Xion only because of their hair style after reading about what happens in 358/2 Days!! I now say that Aqua reminds me of a KH1 Kairi because of their hair style. XD
EDIT2!!: Honestly, after having watched a walkthrough of the game on youtube, I really can't state a theory without giving shit away. XDD
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Still playing PS2 version that I got on December 25, 2008. Though, I do know the main plot and how it ends, but I wanna see the cutscenes, dammit! That, and the voice actors for the characters... Quinton Flynn for Axel again (LOVE HIM!), the guy who voiced Basche in FF12 for Marly (sadly made me like him a little bit), Derek Stephen Prince for Vexen (only after seeing the episode of NARUTO where Shino Aburame laughs did I understand why he did NOT get chosen to voice Zexion: THAT LAUGH WAS FUCKING CREEPY!! Look up Vexen's Japanese laugh and Shino's English laugh on YouTube or some other video viewing site and watch them and you'll see what I mean! Unfortunately, Derek was a FAIL!Vexen because he didn't put enough Shino in the laugh as he should of if you ask me.), and then Dave/David Boat for Lexaeus (Hello, Weiss the Immaculate from D.o.C.!!).
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
My pyro-loving side says Axel, neutral me wants to meet Axel and Demyx and so many others, and then there's the music side of me that wants to meet Demyx. ... Oop, look at that. Music side kicked everyone elses' asses. DEMYX WINS!
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Sora cause I can be a goofball but then get serious when I need to; Roxas cause I don't understand what's going on sometimes; Demyx cause I don't really like to fight and I LOVE music (even though my "musical instrument" is my voice XD); Kairi cause if she were real, it would probably only be because she was me! XD Just... minus the pink outfit; Zexion cause I try to think things through and use logic once in a while (especially when I'm writing stories--I really tend to make MY characters do that a lot. sweatdrop); Olette cause I try to look on the positive side of things; Hayner cause I tend to get pissed easily (though, not so much as my boyfriend. looks away); Aerith because I feel like I'M the one that keeps my friends in line at school almost every damned day! I don't WANT to know what next year's gonna be like without me there to keep them from doing something stupid! shudders
EDIT: That last sentence can now be changed to "I don't WANT to know what last year was like without me there to keep them from doing something stupid!" because it was the 2009-2010 school year! (or, if reading this profile WELL in the future of me typing this, WELL after that school year. XD)
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I don't really remember any embarrassing moments.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Umm... does dressing up like one -- even if the outfit didn't really look like the character's outfit -- to take little kids around Trick-or-Treating on Halloween count?? sweatdrop If so, then I HAVE cosplayed Tifa, though it was more from the FF7: A.C. aspect than the KH2 aspect. If dressing up for Halloween doesn't count, then I WOULD like to dress up like Tifa (preferably with a better cosplay outfit, though I'd still probably end up just wearing my black Softball sliding pants for her black shorts either way XD), and if not her, I would actually forgo my distaste for pink and dress up as either KH2-Aerith or KH2-Kairi, as strange as that sounds. If not them, then for fighters my next choice would be KH2-Yuffie. I never really did like her FF7 outfit, which is her KH1 outfit just altered to be more "E for Everyone"-friendly than her FF7 version. If I couldn't find the proper materials to cosplay as any of those girls, I'd turn to my last resort and cosplay Olette cause I really loved her outfit.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
Demyx being bipolar. I mean, he goes from being all "Run, run away!" in the Underworld and 'Okay, they are REALLY sending me on the WORST possible missions these days!' in Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden to being all "Silence, traitor! point accusing finger at Sora while giving best death glare" in the latter world within 1 second flat!! I actually paused the game and stared at the screen for a minute before pointing at it like he did to Sora and saying something like "DUBBLE-YOU TEE EFF?! What happened to wimpy man!!" on my first play through. That's right, FIRST PLAY THROUGH! I hadn't read all the glorious fanfics with Demyx in them back then. nervous laughter Aside from that, I don't really think ANYTHING can top that funny moment unless you can manage to pause the game at the right spot around that same time and make Donald look like something just got shoved up his ass!! roflao THANK YOU, Author Demon, FOR THAT PICTURE!! XD
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Definitely Sephy (even though I have yet--in KH1--to fight him and ACTUALLY judge how well Lance Bass did voicing him, even though I bet I'll STILL be repeatedly mashing the "X" button during the fight just to take out my anger of HIM voicing such a hawtie of a bishounen on him). Though, Heartless Ansem in KH1 is a pain in the ass when you're fighting him and his stupid guardian thing without the aide of Goofy and the duck (I love dissing Donald!! xD)!! Besides, that fight has spawned SOOO many fanfic ideas and scenarios!! I mean, it's like they were TRYING to say "Oh, yeah... our main hero is 14 and we just HAPPENED to make our main villain look like a creepy-yet-hawt pedophile, not to mention the fact that we gave said villain a guardian thing! We think our fans can get the rest!" face-palms JUST OUTRIGHT TELL US NEXT TIME; GEEZ!!
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
First off, I believe this is meaning to say "What was a good ADDITION in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?", right? (XD I almost typed "ADDICTIVE" instead of "ADDITION" there!) But anyway... Organization XIII ("13" if the stupid site is making that show up as "XI" cause it's done that to me before), Sora's fashion sense (even though I have no room to speak there cause I don't really pay attention to fashion myself. Seriously, Sora looks better in black than that red-and-white outfit combo he was wearing during KH1 and KH: C.o.M./KH Re: C.o.M., which, by the way, was looking too short for him in C.o.M. anyways!), the length of Riku's hair (his hair length in KH1 combined with his outfit -- yellow shirt-and-blue pants outfit or the Hula Skirt outfit dodges Soul Eater DOWN, REPLIKU! kicks Repliku -- made him look PERFECT for the evil slightly-psycho hawtie/bishounen, but the longer hair just made him look 100 percent BISHOUNEN in KH2!!), having Riku as a party member (though I wish he could've gone on the gummi ship with you pouts), Demyx and his Bipolarity Disorder (I'm a sucker for the musicians! xD), Beast's Castle and Port Royal as worlds (I just KNEW they had to throw in Beast's world as a place for you to go in KH2 after he helped you out in KH1! Port Royal was just a bonus to me! I mean, you got to visit France with Beast's world, and then you had the Denmark vacation with Atlantica, but you got to sample some British-ness with Port Royal! XD), FINALLY getting to see the inside of Mickey's 'homeworld' (me getting to annoy the hell outta my inner-Donald by singing along to the theme song every time I went there was just a small plus) and having Minnie as a partner for a short time was pretty cool (she's my fave Disney Character, of COURSE I'd have fun with that!), the new way to travel within the gummi ship was great cause the old way in KH1 drove me NUTZ!!, and as Rosa Angelicus said "Captain Jack Sparrow, the fact that there seemed more boys and girls and thus becoming a yaoi gold mine...I think that's about it". COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF, ROSA!! xD
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner cause he's more like me; I can't understand computers enough to even ATTEMPT hacking! (Plus I'm such a damned chicken when it comes to such illegal activities!)
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion (Marluxia's just a total jackass-slash-dumbass for thinking he can try and manipulate Sora to work for him! Though, why the HELL is he nice to Roxas in 358/2 Days?! O.o)
33. Riku or Roxas?
As much as I love Roxas (JESSE MCCARTNEY!), I love Riku more.
34. Roxas or Sora?
As Rosa Angelicus said, "Grah, why do you mock me?!" Though, she said "Roxas." I'm saying Sora! Though Roxas had the punk style going for him, I didn't like it as much as Sora's somewhat gothic-like style.
35. Axel or Demyx?
Demyx. I love the musician better than the pyro. S h m i l e y's He.a.rt will most likely put Axel in hers! XD
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi (Larxene's too sadistic for me. Plus, her antennae hairstyle is just WEIRD and makes her look like a cockroach!)
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
AkuRoku (or as I said once in an MSN convo with Author Demon, "AxAs". Go ahead, say it out loud.)
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Zemyx (even though this pairing makes NO SENSE when one thinks about how the HELL it came to be other than the fact that their numbers are 6 and 9, respectively!)
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoKai when it comes to in-game, but when it comes to most fanfiction, SoRiku! (Normally with uke-Sora.)
41.Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea-Salt Ice Cream.
42. Cloud or Leon?
Cloud. I couldn't write Leon correctly in FF8 fanfictions if I tried my damned hardest!! At least Cloud's personality stayed pretty much the same from all the FF7 stuff!!
43. CloTi of Clerith?
CloTi! As I believe I said above, AERITH WAS ZACK'S GIRLFRIEND, FUCKERS! GET IT RIGHT!!
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Erm... not exactly sure. I can actually remember the lyrics to "Simple and Clean" better than I can "Passion" (which is called "Sanctuary" in the English Dub of the game, by the way).
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
SORA (Haley Joel Osment has always been one of my favorite voice actors), ROXAS (mainly cause he's voiced by Jesse McCartney and because... well... PM me if you wanna know about a REALLY effed up dream I had once BEFORE KH2 ever came out!!), RIKU (cause he's hawt in KH2!! I mean, he was hawt in KH1, but he was so much HAWTER in KH2!! Plus, he's voiced by David Gallagher), TIDUS and WAKKA (even though they changed their ages from FF10 pouts), LEON (even though David Boreanaz apparently couldn't match his script with the movement of Leon's mouth in KH1! xD Though, I liked his jacket better in KH1 than in KH2. That faux fur collar just does NOT look right with a short-sleeved leather jacket. If he had his long-sleeved leather jacket from FF8, THEN it probably wouldn't have mattered to me.), CLOUD (even though I see him as a "big brother" now, back when KH1 first came out, I hadn't come up with my "Kitara Strife" persona yet. sweatdrop Plus, his outfit in KH1 was AWESOME! Him freaking Hades out was just a bonus that came with the outfit.), AXEL (Quinton Flynn is the MASTER at voicing redheads!! Wally Wingert, eat your heart out! ... Pun SOOO not intended there!), DEMYX (like I know I've said enough times in some way shape or form already, I'm a sucker for the musicians! Plus, there's just SOMETHING about his Bipolarity Disorder that makes me like him.), ZEXION (it's the hairstyle. Not the shortness, the hairstyle. ...And his apparent love for books.), XIGBAR (the eye patch and the surfer attitude, man; that's it. btw, OMG!! HIS OTHER WAS SUCH AN ASS! DX Braig, I am HAPPY you got turned into a Nobody! I hope that happens to you again!), VEXEN (Derek Stephen Prince, you fail at psycho laughter.), LEXAEUS (Dave/David Boat, you are the ONLY thing making me like The Silent Hero!!), SAÏX (just the fact that he looks like the bastard child of Squall and Seifer with that "X" in the middle of his face! XD ... I just know I'm gonna be dodging claymores when I'm done typing up all my answers to this survey! Then again, there's also that ulterior motive he seems to have in 358/2 Days. >.>; ), LUXORD (One word: in British accent"Parley."), SEIFER (Will Friedle, you ROCK! Plus, I'm exactly 15 years younger than you, dude. sweatdrop Kinda freaky, huh? Also, "Feeny! F-huh-huh-heeny!" ...Any "Boy Meets World" fans out there will get that.), SEPHIROTH (who DOESN'T love this silver-haired bishounen?! I'm just pissed that they changed his eye color from glowing neon green to glowing bright blue for KH2!! DX). For the girls, I love Kairi cause she's a strong-willed girl, Tifa cause she kicks ass!, Aerith cause she's pretty much the "mother" of everyone (like I pretty much feel when I'm around my friends at school), Olette cause she looks on the positive side of things, Fuu for being Fuu, Naminé cause she can actually draw.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
More Final Fantasy characters in KH (preferably more FF6 characters and possibly some FF7 Turks and their blond, white suit-wearing boss, and maybe some FF12 characters. Also, I'd like to see Lulu from FF10 in there somehow, preferably on Destiny Islands as Wakka's girlfriend. XD), some anime series, and a whole SHITLOAD more crossovers that would be too many to mention!
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Sora and Roxas and Ven and... well... those who have played BBS and/or seen spoilers know who the last one is XD (obviously), Riku looked like Kadaj to me (please don't ask; just look up pictures of both of them and compare), Xion looks like Aqua from Birth by Sleep if you ask me, Olette looked like she could be related to Selphie somehow, Saïx looked like he could be related to Seymour Guado of FF10 (it's GOTTA be the hair color!), Terra of BBS reminds me of Sasuke Uchiha with his hairstyle sniggers ...Also... I SWEAR he and Master Eraqus are TRULY related and neither of them know it for some odd reason, all original 6 Nobodies and their Others (DUH!!), and Rosa Angelicus said it best when she said "for the love of the freaking lord of games AXEL IS PRACTICALLY THE CARBON CLONE OF RENO!! XD"
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
Birth by Sleep and 358/2 Days. I just need to get myself a PSP and a Nintendo DS so I can play them!! (Let's ignore the fact that I want a PSP so that I can also play Crisis Core for now, shall we?)
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. Though I'd like to be seen as a hardcore female video gamer, I'm something of a pansy when it comes to playing a game for the first time and thus have chosen to play both KH2 and KH Re: C.o.M. on "Easy." I hated KH1 for only have two levels of game-play AND THUS MAKING IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BEAT THE DAMN GAME!! DX ...Sorry... that just pisses me off. But I digress. I also like KH2 better because it fixed the controls for Atlantica, even though you don't even really fight any Heartless in that world in KH2 (I still enjoyed the musical factor of the world, though. anime sweatdrop/laughing I just KNOW some people are gonna yell at me for that.). And let's not forget the fact that Sora got better clothing, Riku got hawter, Cloud ditched the Vincent Valentine cloak and claw and bandaged-Buster Sword for his FF7: AC attire and bandaged-First Tsurugi (which translates into "First Sword"), Yuffie found her FF7: AC attire (bet she's gonna be in her D.o.C. attire if they ever make a KH3! THAT ONE WHERE SORA GOES INTO A NEWSPAPER JUST SOUNDS STUPID AND I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT AS CANNON UNLESS THEY PULL WHAT THEY DID WITH THE THIRD "American Tail" MOVIE AND SAY THAT THE PREVIOUS GAME WAS JUST A WEIRDO DREAM THAT SORA HAD!! wildly waving around a pitchfork for unknown reasons), Aerith wasn't voiced by Mandy Moore (WHY didn't people like her being voiced by Mena Suvari?! I didn't have a problem with Mena Suvari voicing Aerith!! I mean, in Crisis Core they just replaced her with the girl that voiced the GIRL WITH THE MOOGLE DOLL in FF7: AC!! I don't CARE if Andrea Bowen is a year older than me, I LIKED MENA SUVARI AS AERITH!!), SEPHIROTH WASN'T VOICED BY LANCE BASS!!, Axel was in there, Demyx was in there (even though I thought he was a complete weirdo when I first played the game. ...Sorry, Demy. hugs Demyx), and there were so many other Final Fantasy characters in there this time around!
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
Umm... probably the fact that you just have to mash the "X" button to attack (though I HATED the card system crap for C.o.M.!! I CAN'T EVEN FULLY UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY THE "Yu-gi-oh!" CARD GAME!!) instead of the traditional Final Fantasy battle style where you get to wait for the characters' turns for them to attack (though, this system had its advantages, too. Not to mention the fact that FF10 made it slightly easier with that battle sequence bar in the top right corner of the screen to show you whose turn was when in the battle.); I got to visit a lot of my favorite worlds; and just because the Final Fantasy characters were in there, along with a lot of my favorite Disney characters (hey, I grew up with Disney. I can't help it!!).
And Rosa Angelicus, I highly doubt that "it's scientifically proven to be good for the heart, soul and gall bladder."
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just can't resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
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Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." (KitaraStrife's note: I have a friend that could totally dress up like a guy and say this if she wanted to! XDD Seriously! She got stalked at the 2010 Tekkoshocon by a bunch of girls that thought she was a guy because she dressed up as Soul from the Soul Eater anime/manga. XDD EEVEE, I LOVE YOU!!)
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(hell yea dat's me)...well actually...
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?/Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airline's packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's okay. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy. Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school can't really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.
Baby's Gone Home To Mama by Josh Turner
Anti-Nostalgic by Kinya Kotani (aka Shuichi Shindo from GRAVITATION anime)
First day at school:
White Horse by Taylor Swift
Falling in Love:
Rain by Gackt
Glaring Dream by Kinya Kotani
These Broken Hearts by Reba McEntire & Vince Gill
Rotti's Chapel Sermon from REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA soundtrack
The Word Is Alive by Casting Crowns
Through Heaven's Eyes by Brian Stokes Mitchel from THE PRINCE OF EGYPT soundtrack
Jesus Saves by Carlos Whittaker
Time Warp from ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
Dear Old Shiz by The Cast of WICKED
Birth Of Child:
Shadow Of Your Wings by Casting Crowns
Deep Sludge from A GOOFY MOVIE
Right Here Waiting by Richard Marx
Melodies Of Life from FINAL FANTASY IX
Once Upon A December -- Kate Covington cover
Trust me, This REALLY WORKS!! PASS IT ON!!
KITARASTRIFE'S NOTE: ... Not sure just HOW WELL this works considering some of my results (Baby's Gone Home To Mama? Glaring Dream?? Rotti's Chapel Sermon??? Through Heaven's Eyes???? O_o), but whatever. XD
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
You know you're a KH addict when:
You're obsessed with many Kingdom Hearts characters.
You've played up to 8 hr. of Kingdom Hearts.
You dreamt about Kingdom Hearts. (I DREAMT ABOUT KH2 BEFORE IT WAS EVER ANNOUNCED!! O.O Don't believe me? PM me to ask about it!!)
You've played 11 hrs. of Kingdom Hearts.
You've stayed up at night playing Kingdom Hearts. (When it first came out, me and my sister would stay up till, like, 5 AM playing it together! XD Then again, that was, like... around 10 years ago now, not to mention in the summer!! O.oo.O)
You look for Kingdom Hearts videos on Youtube.
You name your pet a Kingdom Hearts character. (TOTALLY plan on it if I ever get a pet! XD)
When someone says a character you like you jump up and say "Where??" (... I have yet to do this!)
You call your friends names from Kingdom Hearts. (... I have done this in a roundabout way. Please don't ask if you don't know.!)
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Don't Bury Your Eyes by Eyeshine
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Dreaming of You by Selena
3. Your teacher is...
Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
The Athlete's Rag [Super Mario Brothers] by Piano Squall (dude, if only this had happened XD I woulda laughed so hard and asked if someone had a camera!!)
5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Imortal by Adema (...This MIGHT describe the eldest child of my next door neighbors, but not her sister; both are older than me XD)
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
The Emo Song by Adam and Andrew (whut?! XD I are not emo!!)
7. How do you feel right now?
Who's That Girl? by Hilary Duff (...okay then)
8.What's on your bedside table right now?
Late Night at the Grocery Store by Karras, Dirk, Schala, and Tyger from ORGANIZATION LIX (... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD If only, man. If only!!)
9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Longing by Gackt
10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
The Place I'll Return To Someday by Kate Covington (original song is from FINAL FANTASY IX and has no lyrics. She added the lyrics herself)
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Happy Birthday by The Birthday Massacre (no i didn't. XD)
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
Rain by Gackt (okay then. next story I start writing will be called Rain XD)
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
Angel of Darkness by Alex C. featuring Yasmin K.
14. Your life's theme song?
Slow Fade by Casting Crowns (... this MIGHT have something to do with all the yaoi I read on the net XD)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Can't Help Falling In Love by A*Teens
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Kiss From A Rose by Seal
17. Your motto is..
Jesus Saves by Carlos Whittaker
18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
Redemption by Gackt (CHYES!! I'd buy either Vincent Valentine or Gackt!! XDD HAHA!! Happy fangirl now.)
19. What did you dream about tonight?
Knighting Peter from THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE soundtrack (...no I didn't. O.o)
20. Any last words?
You Will Never Walk Alone by Point Of Grace (Fitting.)
Ok so I did this little quiz thing to see what 'Group' I was and these are my results. Y=Yes.
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pacsun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player. Y (but the effing iPod WON'T FUCKING WORK! DX Then again, that MIGHT have to do with the fact that it's my sister's old iPod...)
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat. Y (but only by sister and she hasn't really called me that in a while. O.o)
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
My Total: 2 out of 11
Black is one of your favorite colors. Y
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic. Y (Thank yooooouuuuuu, "Kira," for getting me those tops from this store so that I could exchange the one from the girl section for a Kisuke Urahara "Bleach" T-shirt from the guy section! roflao)
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps. Y
You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.
My Total: 3 out of 9
You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse. Y (though i sadly don't own a pair. cries in shame)
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count)
You dislike pink. Y (Though I admit that I WILL wear it if it's not TOO much in my outfit! BUT DEFINITELY NOT ON MY NAILS EVER AGAIN! My mom actually talked me into painting my nails--toenails included!--pink for my Senior Prom. DX)
You hate/dislike preps. Y
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
My Total: 3 out of 8
You love the computer. Y (FANFICTIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! XD)
You like Harry Potter. Y (How in the HELL does liking "Harry Potter" make you a geek?! O.o)
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts. Y (But that's only cause I'm near-sighted. Besides, a LOT of cool anime bishounen--a.k.a. hawties--wear glasses and ain't geeky in the slightest! XD)
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading. Y
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like. Y
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework. Y (Except for one time in 10th grade when I didn't do ANYTHING for my one English class final cause the teacher was a real BITCH! and wouldn't come over to help me when I raised my hand! anime vein)
You never miss school unless you're sick. Y
My Total: 6.25 out of 9 (because of the glasses and not doing homework that one time)
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. Y (Soccer cleats for Soccer AND Softball!)
You collect your jerseys. Y (but only the ones that still fit me.)
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team. Y
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. Y (Allegheny College's Softball Camps; the coaches didn't even need to look at my nametag after the first 5 times I went to any of their camps! XD)
You have a specific number. Y (well, not really, but I prefer the number 8 and if I can't get that I go for 9, 6, or--KH2 and/or Organization XIII otaku rejoice/laugh your asses off!--13. I always snagged up the number 8 for my jerseys when I could--which was most of the time--even BEFORE Kingdom Hearts came out! I had 13 as my summer soccer jersey number ONE YEAR and hated it, but that was mainly because the shirt was, like... X-LARGE!! Anyways... yeah... I know the four numbers I just listed are, like... TOTALLY Axel, Demyx, Zexion, and Roxas in that order and am PROUD OF IT!!)
Total: 5 out of 9
You like loud music. Y
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. Y (My sister loved the '80s series and even has the old board game for it--we've played it with our mom a few times in the past--and that's how I got into TMNT! Also, I'm working on a fanfic with Shmiley's He.a.rt for this fandom! XD)
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes. Y (Flip-flops! XD)
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts. Y (Hopefully "Daughtry" counts. sweatdrop)
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Your hair has been died more than 1 color.
My Total: 4 out 9
I am disturbed to say that I am a apparently considered a Geek. O_o That saddens me... There needs to be an Otaku category for this!!
If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile.
CURRENT BOOK CRUSH: Jace Lightwood, THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS series by Cassandra Clare
Random Little Quiz
1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
Um.. actual DVD player? None, I think. PS2? I can't even remember if it's a DVD or a video game; I've been on the computer so much lately! XD
2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
I have no fucking clue...
4. Is that your natural hair color?
Yep. Even though it was originally, like, bleach blonde when I was a little kid. XD
5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
I have no freaking clue.
6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No; they were gone by the time I was born.
7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yep, my boyfriend.
8. Do you have any weird phobias?
Not that I'm aware of...
9. Can you lick your elbow?
Lemme check... Eh... Ergh... Auugh...NOPE.
10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Let's see... Head-first? I'd probably get a concussion and or pass out for a minute or two. Feet-first? I'd be totally fine. XD
11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Scream my ass off as I freak the hell out!
12. Are you addicted to anything?
FANFICTION!! 8DD (Mainly yaoi XD)
13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
I've never really thought about it...
14. What is your favourite room in your house?
Uhh... depends on the use. XD Bedroom for sleeping, downstairs for video games and computer, you get the picture. XD
15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Minute Maid Pomegrate Blueberry drink... thingy. Tasted mostly like the blueberries...
16. Do fish make good pets?
Uhh... no. Had to take care of one in 8th grade and mine kept dieing... I am SOOO not a fish person!
17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Though an Ostrich would be cool, I'd rather stick with a sheep, thank you.
18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
Oh yeah. I was bitten on the cheek by our neighbor's old dog, Ottis, when I was 6. I was just trying to be nice and friendly with him and he jumps up and bites my fucking face! *anime vein* Evil little mofo!! I'm glad he's gone. *smirks*
19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Umm... I don't really own it myself cause I have to share with my dad (hey, it's one step closer to getting my own phone; before we only had my mom's and my sister's!!), so I don't even know what kind of phone it is. XD
20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
Not a damn clue... Though, I did call up to Alaska a few times to talk with Author Demon and got my ass severely punished for it. >.>;
21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Psh. I don't know.
22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
See 21 for answer.
23. When’s the last time you showered?
Umm... 12 hours ago?
24. If you didn't shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
If by "double" you mean "twin" then I sleep in a "double" bed.
26. Do you make your bed daily?
27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four (don't ask why; I'm just weird like that)
28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Um... local Youth Softball group almost 7 years ago.
29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
4 windows, not a clue on how many tabs. XD I need to cut back, yo.
30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
Yep. Got my ass kicked for it, too. >.>;
33. Do you find piercings attractive?
Depends on who's got 'em and how big. Like, those ones that make you have that huge-ass hole in your ear that's, like, 10-fucking-inches in diameter? No thank you!!
34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Fuck that. GIMME BOTH!! 8DDD One one day, the other the next! XD
35. Have you ever dyed your hair an outrageous color?
Nope. Wish I could, though! The most "outrageous" color I've temp-dyed it was red and that was only to dress up as Ginny Weasley for three different Halloweens (two were trick-or-treating, one was passing out candy...)
36. Do you want children?
37. Boy or Girl?
A boy named Kellen or Genesis and a girl named Fiona or Alonit.
38. What do you think of weddings?
They're fun once you get to the receptions. My sister actually danced the to Cotton-Eye Joe in heels at our cousin's wedding about 7 years ago--IN HEELS!!
39. What color of socks do you have on?
I'm not wearing any socks.
40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
Umm... not really. Unless you count the tiny, nearly-invisible scar directly under my right thumb from when I had to get stitches when I was 8 and a very faint burn from my first ride on a motorcycle 2 summers ago before my 18th b-day party officially started. If those count, then yes; I have two.
41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Not a damn clue. XD
42. Have you bought anything today?
43. Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
Only ever dated my boyfriend. (yes, i know, totally sappy. bite me. >:P)
44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Night. I am so like a vampire it's not even funny. XD
46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
Uh... I'm not sure. 0.o
48. How many pics of just you do you have?
49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
McDonald's. Pair their fries up with Burger King's Double-Cheeseburger and I'm totally good!
50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Say what now? 0.o
51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Ummm... is it sad that I can't remember what I thought when I looked at myself in the mirror today? XD
52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
53. Lap top or pc?
54. What color is your keyboard?
55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
Umm... I think so...
56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
NEITHER, THANK YOU!! o_o
62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
Yep. We usually grow them every year in our garden out back. ^-^
63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
I don't think so... I was never all that into the super girly stuff when I was little...
64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap?
65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
"Russel Brand"?? o.0
66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum ?
No, but I've always wanted to.
67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days?
I can't remember...
69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
I know for a fact that it is not.
71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Don't they taste the exact same? O.o
72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
I have no damn clue...
74. How many tv's in your house?
4, though one's in my room and is an old one that only went up to channel 13 and another is a piece-of-crap one we have downstairs that only gets channels 51 and up. D8 Oh well... at least I can still play my video games on it! XDD
75. Type your name using only your elbow.
kiktara (hah! i only messed up once! :P)
76. Hoping on finishing soon?
77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
I have no idea what this question is truely asking, though that could be because I'm tired...
78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
HELL YES! 8DD
79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
80. Favourite sports to watch?
Ice skating/Figure skating and Baseball. (And Softball whenever it's on TV...)
81. Can you play Poker?
82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
Psh! I wish!
84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
In 2010? Yep.
85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Depends on the drink...
86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
I want to, but I haven't...
87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
BOTH! I LOVE Sierra Mist/Sprite/7-Up/any Lemon-Lime soda!! Unless it's somehow alcoholic, then it's a flat-out NO.
88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
Does the fact that I pretty much do not know the true value of a dollar tell you anything?
91. Look behind you, what do you see?
The table upon which we throw our dirty clothes to be washed. (the washer and drier are to my right...)
92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
Um... depends for the first two, but an absolutely "NO!!" for the last one; replace it with "chicken".
94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Yep, but being tired as all hell, none of them are coming to me at the moment.
96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!! 8DD
97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
Yep. DISNEY, FTW, BABY!! 8DD
98. If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Probably scream in surprise and then look and scream "rape".
99. Have you ever broken a bone?
100. How many times have you moved house?
101. If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
I have no clue...
102. Curtains or blinds?
Not sure what this question is asking...
103. Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
104. How long has it took you to complete this Quiz?
Not a clue...
January 25, 2009 (12:05 AM)
This is where I start my QUOTES SECTION, HAHA!! XD (what the people who say the quotes said will be in italics.)
"GAAAAAAH!! An exploding egg!!" ~ Ichigo from the English dub of episode 97 of "Bleach"
" “Wanna find some Hollows?”
“Failing that, lets just beat the shit out of each other!” "~ Ichigo and Renji in chapter 11 of ichkak's Melting fanfic, the first ByakuyaxIchigo pairing I've ever read! XD
" “Oh man, how gross I kissed a Hollow!” "~ Ichigo in chapter 11 of ichkak's Melting fanfic (said AFTER the quote above this one)
" “There my pet, I won’t let him touch you!” "~ Kisuke Urahara to his precious hat in chapter 14 of ichkak's Melting fanfic (the guy really loves his hat, don't he? XD)
" "...Prince Jake."
"Don't call me prince."
"Yes, Prince Jake." " ~ Ax and Jake Berenson from K. A. Applegate's "Animorphs" series (research and/or read the series to understand this joke between the two of them. XD)
" “Anyone catch the number of that fuckin’ Street Rat?” " ~ Reno about his Nobody, Axel, in talinsquall's Sora's Flurry Of Dancing Flames fanfic (look up the fic and read it to understand this quote)
" "Follow my anger!" " ~ Lain Kim in an episode of "Gilmore Girls"
" The Justice of the Peace’s gaze wandered over the odd couple.
“Um. Who gives this wom-um, I mean, man to this… man?”
Rufus beamed as he proclaimed and gestured to Tseng.
“Her mother and I do.”
Reno heard Tseng choke. If Tseng was laughing, Reno swore to the Gods… " ~ excerpt from chapter 2 of Difficulties In Communication by talinsquall
"New Shinra. We Think, So You Don’t Have To" ~ title of the fourth chapter of Difficulties In Communication by talinsquall (I cracked up when I read this. XD)
" “Goddamit! How many fuckin’ times Ah gotta tell ya! A goes inter B! A goes inter B! Ass! Bitch! Ass! Bitch!” "
" “What the fuck ya think ya doin!? Cradle ain’t enhanced like Reno! Can’t just jam that thing inter that hole! Gotta at least oil ‘er first! And fer the last time! D inter C! D inter C! Dick! Cun-!” "
" “B inter C! Ah say! B inter C! Not D inter A! Dick don’t ever go inter ass!” " ~ Cid Highwind in chapter 7 of talinsquall's Difficulties In Communication fanfic (all 3 could SOOO be taken into the wrong context if you don't know what the chapter they're all from is about, hence half my reason for making them quotes! XDroflao I LOVE having a perverted mind sometimes! Other times it's just a pain in the ass. And did I mention I LOVE Cid, no matter WHO'S writing him in all the fanfics that I've read that just happen to contain him in some way, shape, or form?? XD hugs the Cowboy Captain I find it funny how Cid swears more than Barret. ;D)
" "Yo soy el galán." " ~ Balthier's catchphrase IN SPANISH!! XD "el galán" was one of my new Spanish vocab words when I first posted this (along with "largo" XD ...only Megatokyo.com fans who know Spanish will get the joke there) and I would've laughed out loud had I not been in 7th period Study Hall when I was looking up the definitions. XD
" "Smart cookie." " ~ S h m i l e y's He.a.rt's catchphrase (it's impossible for the two of us to get through a phone convo withOUT her saying this! XD)
" "What happens at the party, stays at the party. What happens at the bus stop, stays at the bus stop." " ~ my 4-grades-behind-me-in-school friend right after she sat down next to me on the bus this morning (Monday, February 16, 2009) whom I shall be calling "Jamie" cause that's what she wanted me to call her for some odd reason.
" "What happens in the Janitor's closet, stays in the Janitor's closet." "
" "What happens in the Janitor's closet, happens on top of pencils." " ~ my 3-grades-behind-me-in-school friend about 2 minutes -- tops -- after "Jamie" said the above quote this morning (Monday, February 16, 2009) whom I shall be calling "Jacob Black's-wannabe-girlfriend" cause she's very unhealthily OBSESSED with Jacob Black from Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series! Only... space these two quotes apart by... about 1 minute. XD
" "Eat hot hook-shot!" " ~ Link in volume 2 (chapter 6: "The Haunted Wasteland", page 28) of the "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" manga with story and art by Akira Himekawa (who is really two authors in one apparently O.o) from vizkids, which is apparently a part of viz media (my big sis owns volumes 1 and 2 of this manga and only allowed me to read them ONCE, so I kinda had to sneak into her room while she was at work and "borrow" both volumes until I finally found this quote again. XD)
" "All right, break it up. This is not a petting zoo!" " ~ one of my Assistant Principals during lunch one day in March of 2009 while I was still in line about to pay for my own lunch. I kid you not! He SERIOUSLY said "This is not a petting zoo!" to a group of kids at one of the tables near the main lunch line (my school has 3 -- 1 veggie/sandwich line, 1 pizza line, and 1 main lunch line -- plus an A La Carte line for "healthy" snacks. eye roll) while me and my friend, Riiku, were still in line getting our lunches! XD roflao I nearly busted out laughing before I got to our table.
"a game within a game within a game within a beta release" ~ something I read in the Megatokyo.com "newsbox" thing by "@rhastie" or whatever on the main site when comic 1195 was uploaded. (it had "11 hours ago" right after that, meaning that this was posted 11 hours before I read it. anime sweatdrop)
" “I will tie a knot in yer vocal chords,” " ~ Alisa Wheeler in chapter 11 of Fighting For My Family by Reizbar-Ookami (Alisa Wheeler is one of her O.C.s in that fanfic and I absolutely LOVE HER! XD The bitch is crazy and a psychotic-badass!!)
" "To Castle Buttsex!" " ~ Axel in a fanart pic I saw at 4:06 of this video: ghost of you-akuroku(finished) by Havgirl of YouTube.
" "Hey, Scott, I see you've got a big, fat bag of crack there."
"Shut up, man. It's worse than crack; crack is easy, man! Pocky... Pocky's bad news, man! Started off small. I was at a party, ya know, I wanted to be cool; all the other kids were doing it. I avoided Pocky all of my life, and that's where I finally caved in and had one. Within TWO MINUTES I was two-fistin' Pockies. Then I had to go Cold Turkey, man!" " ~ some person and then Scott McNeil on Scott's Pocky addiction up through 0:36 of Animagic 2001 - Scott McNeil Pocky Addiction. by SlippedDisco of YouTube. Video now deleted and thus has made me mad cause I really liked it.
"I think you think what others think...and I think so too." ~ kurosora1984 in a review reply to my review of chapter 1 of her Through the Shadow fanfic. I just thought it was worth quoting 'cause it sounded so weird in my head. XD
" “Wait; did I just basically agree to being tied up?” " ~ Zack Fair in chapter three of Ferral by kellegirl. XD Poor Zack, he inadvertanly agreed to letting... well... you'll have to read it to find out just WHO he inadvertantly agreed to allow to tie him up! cackles like a SANE Hojo
" "Pick spot. Shut up. Wait." " ~ Kimahri Ronso of "Final Fantasy X" to Tidus when waiting for Yuna outside the Chamber of the Fayth in Djose Temple. Only thing is, you only get ONE shot at getting him to say this line, so my advice is to try not to hit the "X" button twice in a row too quickly or you'll miss this line and get stuck with him saying something else that I can't remember and the two game scripts for this game that are on GameFAQS do NOT have ALL of the dialogue said in the game!! To me, a game script should include even the "random" bits of talking that are prompted by the player controlling whoever they have to in order to press the "X" button to talk to someone. (please note that I don't really mess around with the configuration of the buttons in the "Final Fantasy" video games unless they configuration is like that in "Final Fantasy VII" and the "O" button is the default setting for how you talk to people and open chest and...well, you get what I'm trying to say. I can not STAND having "X" be the CANCEL BUTTON and "O" be the "TALK/CHOOSE THIS THING/etc." button when I'm playing a video game!! DX)
"For instance, one proof you can to everything, Yugi. You have to be nay tall to ride a roller coaster. Oop you failed! NEXT!" ~ Yami Bakura in chapter 2 of Opinionated by LeoOsaka_Bakuras_stalker. I swear to you that I do NOT usually bash certain characters, but Yami Bakura's one of my top faves from "Yu-gi-oh!" so he gets a little leeway. ... Okay, more like a LOT of leeway! XD
"He hates Yami. He earned points for that. He tried at all costs to make that ass lose. He gained more points for that. He cheated in order to make Yami lose and succeeded. DING! He's reached a level of coolness!" ~ Yami Bakura about Seto Kaiba in chapter 6 of Opinionated by LeoOsaka_Bakuras_stalker. I'm sorry, but I absolutely LOVE Yami Bakura and Seto! XD Yes, I'm a crazyassed fangirl AND PROUD OF IT!!
" "What? Haven't you ever seen a hypocrite before?" " ~ Leonard Hofstadter of "The Big Bang". (Leonard is the smart one that actually knows the CORRECT ways to mingle with those less smart than he and his friends. In other words, Leonard is the smart one with glasses.)
" "You put the what in the what?!" " ~ Joey Wheeler in chapter 3 of A Simple Dare by CHAOS REIGNS OVER ALL. (read the ficcy to understand why I find this funny. XD)
" "You are death to my shirts." " ~ Joey Wheeler once again in chapter 4 of A Simple Dare by CHAOS REIGNS OVER ALL, only this time to Seto Kaiba. XD I swear, CHAOS is gonna be the laughing death of me!
"If you're having a bad day, just remember that you could be a conjoined twin with a gay brother who has a date tonight and you have the only butthole." ~ Someone texted that to one of my classmates today (April 30, 2009) at around 10:50 A.M. during 4th period Principles of Government and Economics (it's a History Credit for my High School). It was so messed up I HAD to write it down! (XD)
" "Edward Cullen wishes he was Vincent Valentine."
-Unknown" " ~ XD I got this off of Jupiter 13's profile on Thursday, April 3, 2009. It was her "Quote of the Week" when I looked at it. (XD) S h m i l e y's He.a.rt is gonna SPAZZ when she reads this! roflao
" "Birthday suit -- Never leave home without it." " ~ my boyfriend while we were watching this one scene in the "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" movie last night (May 2nd, 2009). If you wanna know what scene, GO WATCH THE MOVIE YOURSELVES!!
" "Your anger makes you stupid." " ~ Riku of the Kingdom Hearts video game series to Dante in chapter 6 of Rhino7's Inferno's Dante Part 1 fanfic. Read her whole timeline of stories; they're great! Pretty much all of them are on my favorites, but it's best to go look at HER profile to get the order down better.
" “Bark later. Bite now,” "
" “Sleep now, dolphin later,” "~ Seto Kaiba in chapter 1 of Discovery Channel by Hideki LaShae. Read the story to find out who exactly he's saying these lines to (even though it SHOULD be obvious) and WHY!! (XD) Trust me, if you're a Yu-gi-oh! fan and like stories like this one, you'll probably laugh your ass off at why Seto's saying these lines. That, and something Mokuba says a bit before this line. giggles I know I laughed MY ass off!
"Very funny, Scotty. Now give me my clothes."~ a bumper sticker that a friend told me about. XD
"xD WTF. I'm like a five year old. "Why can't I hurt the squirrel? Because it's bad. Why? Because it just is. Why? WHY WHYYYYY!!" "~Author Demon in one of our MAAAAANNNNNYYYY RP sessions.
" “Nothing kinky,” the blond sighed. “Just straight up vanilla monkey sex.”
“How is monkey sex vanilla?”
“Believe me, it’s vanilla.” "~ Cloud and Sephiroth in chapter 5 of Like You Want It by Lynsey Schadegg. Her portrayal of the FF7 series characters is so totally OOC they're actually In-Character! XD Yeah, I know that made no sense, that's why I said it!
" Zack arrived in less than ten minutes, after Cloud had crawled into bed.
“So, Cloudy boy’s got the flu?” Zack asked.
Sephiroth frowned. Cloud didn’t say what he had. Flu. That sounded familiar. His men sometimes complained about the Flu, performed badly when they were suffering from it, sometimes they even didn’t report for duty because of it.
“Flu is an illness?” Sephiroth asked.
“Uh, yeah, what did you think it was?”
“I thought it was a euphemism for hung over.”"~ Zack and Sephiroth about the flu in chapter 12 of Bjanik's The Scenic Route. I was up at 4:50 A.M. reading this certain chapter and struggled to keep my hysterical laughter to the volume of a whisper as I put a hand to my mouth and rocked backward in the squeaky thing we call a computer chair; I mainly quoted this because of what Seph thought the flu was. XD Too Sephiroth-like if you ask me!
" After a couple days Cloud was much better, almost normal, and Sephiroth had ceased his fretting enough to concentrate on work. He needed to review some mission plans with Zack, but the young Soldier hadn’t shown up yet. His phone rang and the little screen identified it as ZackHome.
“Why aren’t you here?” Sephiroth answered as way of greeting.
“I’m sick,” came Zack’s voice but with a familiar sounding croak. Sephiroth smiled a little; he knew what to do. He could go over there and make Zack drink fluids. Use the cold cloth. Call his caterer and order soup. Then when Zack was better he could smack him upside the head for letting himself get sick. "~ Seph and Zack at the end of chapter 12 of Bjanik's The Scenic Route. The ending line is the funny part, but no one will get it without the previous sentences.
" “I’m a teenager, I’m allowed to rapidly change my decisions.” Dante barked a laugh.
“And I’m Dante, I’m allowed to point out your flaws just to annoy you.”
“And I’m Nero, I can just as easily say no sex for a month if you pester me.” Dante blinked and looked at Nero, who had his head propped on his arms.
“...Touche...” Nero smirked. "~Nero and Dante in Cat Nip II by Sharingan-Youkai. I absolutely love her! She's awesome! XD There was more to this--IN CHAPTER 1!!--but I felt that if I quoted it all, I'd be copy-and-pasting the entire first chapter onto my profile. DX Why does she have to be so damn funny? cries
" “I think my brain just broke...” he mumbled as he scratched his head. "~Dante in the second chapter of Cat Nip II by Sharingan-Youkai about something that happened because of something Nero said at the end of the first chapter. Read the story to find out what those somethings were! roflao She can make Nero be so mean to Dante and vice-versa... I LOVE IT!!
Zack rolled his eyes then let out an exasperated sigh. “Will you just listen?”
“Know any other words?”
“No.” "~Zack and Sephiroth in chapter 3 of When it Rains it Pours by rocquell. I nearly fell out of my seat stifling my laughter cause I was reading this at 6:25 A.M. when everyone else in my house was asleep! XD Damn this person for being fscking hilarious!
" I can see it now! "H-haruhi! This commoner box won't let me go!! Although who could blame it with my dashing good looks and all. But still!" "~Me and my friend, Eevee, at 1 A.M. about Tamaki getting his hand stuck in a Pepsi container after said incident just happened to me. XD Though, Eevee's the one who said it, BUT STILL! I WAS THE INSPIRATION AND SUGGESTED IT!!
" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've got you now stray hate!! You can't escape me for long!" A strange voice called out. "~from a chapter of a story my friend, Eevee, wrote on quizilla.com for a One Piece Sanji fanfic, this quote being said by Buggy. She told me about it one night over an MSN convo and said she couldn't stop laughing. If you know about the anime and manga called One Piece, then you should very easily spot WHY she and I just could NOT. Stop. LAUGHING!! roflao so hard that she actually has tears in her eyes again, like she did the first time Eevee told her about it If you're wanting to check out her old stories that she's recently been editing (thus meaning that this particular quote has been erased from existence except for here on my profile), here's a link to her quizilla.com account: TheBlisterExists There ya go, people! OH! And read her "random comedy stories" category! I'M IN PARTS 4 AND 5 OF THAT THING! And the whole "~A not so typical day at school~" thing ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED! It was back during her 10th grade year, my 9th grade year!! I was sitting in Pre-Algebra when it happened! XD
" "What the L?!"
"L's a swear word now?! XD"
"YES he is!" "~ My friend Eevee and me yesterday--September 9, 2009--while shopping around FOUR different towns (the farthest away being only an hour away from our hometown and the other 2 being between our town and the farthest away one) for pieces of clothing to use in our Ouran High School Host Club cosplays for EAE (Erie Anime Experience) anime convention on the 25th through 27th of this month. Eevee just blurted out the first line there and then the rest of the quote seen here ensued as we both laughed our asses off; she continued to use that for the rest of our "shopping spree," making me laugh my ass off each time. We were having Demyx's luck with finding the stuff we needed seeing as it was the day of Demyx (it was 9-9-09 yesterday! XD), even though we were blasting music out the windows all day; we figured out late in the day that the reason was most likely because Eevee didn't have "My Sitar" by Dr. Bombay on her iPod, the song that I at least say is Demyx's theme song. XD Yeah, we're fucked up and we LOVE IT THAT WAY!
" Your stubborn and a bit selfish but you know when your an elephant "~My friend, Eevee, at 2:15 AM on Saturday, September 19th, 2009, about what she almost typed in the bio for her Ouran High School Host Club O.C. for a quizilla.com story. XD I absolutely LOVE HER!! We're both going to EAE as Ouran High School Host Club characters next weekend (September 25th through the 27th, 2009), her cousin and my boyfriend are also going with us next Saturday as two other Ouran High School Host Club characters. Look below for hints as to who we're all cosplaying! ;D
" " 'Gay faggot' means 'Happy cigarette'." "~Epically AWESOME yaoi dude I met at EAE on Saturday. (seriously! the dude was there with his BOYFRIEND!! I got a picture of them hugging while standing next to Eevee-chan and Ayako-chan while they hugged! And then later this same dude smacked my Usa-chan that Eevee-chan had made after we were done playing "Male or Female?"--a game that tested whether or not you could tell if an anime/manga character was male, female, or both at any given point in the series--and I was all like "WHAT THE FUCK?! DON'T HIT USA-CHAN!! DX" But... meh... the dude's awesome and him and his boyfriend were HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWT!! and thus prove the point that all hawt guys are gay. DX)
" As the front door slammed, Irvine frowned and tilted his head. "You really know how to pick the weird ones, Squall."
"I'm a masochist; leave me alone so I can wallow in my self-pity," Leon muttered, glaring at him, before leaning back into his room.
"Does that mean you're into bondage?"
"...Fuck off and die." "~Irvine Kinneas and Squall "Leon" Leonhart in More Than Worthless by Reizbar-Ookami.
" "But, seriously, it's like cronic emotional constipation." "~Demyx (really tealpirate of deviantart.com) in Demyx Time 4 on YouTube in response to a question about what it's like to not have a heart. XD I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER PORTRAYAL OF DEMYX! SHE IS THE MOST EPIC DEMYX I HAVE EVER SEEN YET!!
" "You ever get the urge to just do something stupid... and AWESOME?
Wait, wait...I'm getting an idea...
Nope, it's gone." "~Demyx on Day 14: Friends in the Nintendo DS game "Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days" when you talk to everyone in The Grey Area, where the Luna Diviner (ya know, the werewolf of Orgy 13? XD) gives you all your missions.
" “Zackary you have no manors.”
“No shit.” Zack said flopping down onto the bed and grinning up at the taller man like an idiot. "~The FIRST way BondSlave typed this sentence before I, being her beta, corrected it. XD Makes it seem like Sephy's saying that Zacky has no really large houses, doesn't it? XD
" "Yes, I can function without my voice actor. I'm THAT good." "~ Mechilax as Luxord in a response thingy on Organization LIX. They are fucking AWESOME! ESPECIALLY Greg who does THREE of the four most popular characters--Zexion, Axel AND Demyx!!--of Organization XIII. GO CHECK THEM OUT, DAMMIT!!
" “Tastes like a foot,” Reno muttered, smacking his lips. "~ Reno in chapter 9 of Guardian by Xenobia. How he knows what a foot tastes like is beyond me. XD
" “Holy shit…they’ve domesticated me!” "~ Cloud in chapter 16 of Guardian by Xenobia. XDD Read the story to find out who's he's talking about and why. XDDD
" No sooner did he do that than there was a flurry of unexpected movement and a heavy thump as something landed on the nose of the chopper. A very fine, very familiar ass clad in deep blue combat pants pressed against the window right in front of Reno’s face. The Turk stared stupidly for a moment, wondering why Zack Fair’s tight butt was polishing his window. "~ Chapter 24 of Alliance by Xenobia. XDD I mentally died laughing at 2:30 in the morning when I read this!! xDD
" Meanwhile, Reno was climbing to his feet and he was still snickering helplessly. “So let’s see,” the redhead reflected. “So far it’s been a bed with Rufus, more pairs of cuffs than I can count with Cloud and now a wall. Damn, I’m good. I make people break shit when they fuck me!” "~ Chapter 29 of Alliance by Xenobia. What's next? A floor with Tseng?? XDD
" "Barney...eats raw eggs, cats, squirrels and dogs..." "~ Apparently said by the new German teacher at my old school on Wednesday, January 13, 2010. XDD I never took German (took Spanish), but one of the people I know still going there told me via Facebook that she said that because my Facebook avatar was a picture of InuYasha looking freaked out and saying "The evil overlord of darkness is behind me, isn't he?" with Barney right behind him when I first posted this quote! XD And for those of you who never watched the kid's show, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BARNEY FROM "How I Met Your Mother"!! I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT ANNOYING TALKING DINOSAUR THAT I USED TO LOVE AS A LITTLE KID!!
" “... Just so you know, if you hurt that kid, my harpoon’s going up your ass.”
Sephiroth arched a brow. “And here I thought you were straight.” "~ Cid and Sephiroth in chapter 14 of The mighty have fallen by Xenobia. I actually wonder how the HELL she manages to combine the funny with the serious so well in her stories cause she does it all the time! DX Also, in an earlier chapter of this same fanfic, I pictured Seph falling through a doorway because of one sentence. XDD Go read the story and you'll find out which chapter and why.
" See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. "~ Robin Williams
" Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. "~ Author Unknown
" We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. "~ Lily Tomlin. I don't even know who this person is! I got this quote from the ending author's note thing of a Vampire Knight Kaname KuranxZero Kiryu fanfic. XDD
" If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. "~Louise Sammons
" My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. "~Jack Nicholson
" "Imagine what kind of summon materia you'd make. Special attack: Power Orgasm!" "~Zack to Cloud in Tangled by Xenobia. Read the damn thing to find out why he's saying that. XDD I absolutely LOVE her fics!!
" "I didn't say that out loud; it was just an extremely loud thought bubble." " ~ Anonymous. First place I heard it was from my boyfriend.
" "There will be only one drama queen in this family and I wear the crown. Besides, who gave you permission to tell all and sundry about our fair flower growing up at home? I was saving the little tidbit for later." "~ Kuja in Bravery Regen by talinsquall. I nearly died of laughter after I read this! XDD EPIC amounts of win, talinsquall! EPIC FUCKING AMOUNTS OF WIN!! nearly dies of laughter again
" "It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be hear, cannot be smelt, it lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills, it comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter." "~Riddle said by Gilgamesh in ep 2 part 2 of the hilarious flash Final Fantasy: Mixed in Balamb!! I'm not gonna put the link cause I wanna see if anyone can get the answer without watching the flash!!
" "Guys! PROBLEM!" Demyx slammed open the door, ignoring it sliding back closed as he ran up to them, "A serious problem!"
"If this is about Xemnas, then Sora just told me." Roxas muttered darkly. "He popped the question and now he awaits Sora's reply."
"No, no, no." Demyx waved a paper around, "It's got nothing to do with—… Xemnas asked you to marry him?" "~ Demyx and Roxas in chapter 5 of Tysonkaiexperiment's The 13th Hour fanfic. I absolutely fucking LOVE Demyx! XDD She makes him so hilariously adorkable it's not even funny!! cuddles Demyx LUFF!!
" -Knok Knok
-You Know, who?
-YES!! AVADA KEDAVRA!! x3 "~ someone's sig on deviantart.com
"I'm not weird!! I'm 100% abnormal!!!^.^"~ violet butterfly 90 in one of our many convos.
" “What is this? A miniature cannon? How brilliant! How does it work?”
Sephiroth froze, feeling a chill go up his spine at those innocent, ignorant words. He turned around to see Kuja pointing the gun directly at his own face and staring into the barrel with fearless curiosity. "~ Kuja in chapter 19 of Xenobia's Sympathy for the Damned fanfic on adultfanfiction.net. Dear GODS, I love her Kuja! XD He keeps making me giggle!!!
" “Forget it, not going, too damn comfortable, hangover, and pillow.” "~ Roxas in Tysonkaiexperiment's Uniforms fanfic. Dear GODS! I read this thing two years ago but didn't feel the need to quote it until now when she FINALLY puts it on her LJ account?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!!?!?!
" "Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be canceled." "~ Man on P.A. system in ep 12 (Dear Dad) of M*A*S*H. Dear GODS!I love that show! XD
" "Well, no. I know we'd eventually have to call him 'Greg,' and for some reason, the name 'Greg' just makes me think of nuts. And not a certain kind of nut, just… nuts in general." "~ Seto about Joey naming their first born son Atticus (yes, a deliberate reference to Yu-Gi-Oh!GX) in chapter 20 of Reizbar Ookami's The Secret Serpent. My reaction? *busts out laughing* XDDDDD WHAT?! What the hell, Kaiba? XD
" "Have you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?"
"Only from ugly people," Jace confided. "The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me." He winked at the girls, who giggled and hid behind their hair." "~ Clary Fray and Jace Wayland, chapter 6 of City of Bones in The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare. Great book, boyfriend let me borrow it. Had it for about a month or two before I finaly started reading it. Love Jace, Isabelle's okay, and I originally thought Alec needed to get his head out of his ass, but then he started being nicer to Clary... AND THEN I FOUND OUT *clamps hand over mouth* Sorry. Can't spoil that part for ya now, can I? ;)
" "'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater meta-ethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but--" "~ Jace Wayland and cosmic whatnot in CITY OF BONES by Cassandra Clare.
" "So what's with that 'hey' thing?"
"What 'hey' thing?"
"The 'hey' thing that guys always do. Like when you saw Jace and Alec, you said 'hey,' and they said 'hey' back. What's wrong with 'hello'"
"'Hello' is girly," he informed her. "Real men are terse. Laconic."
"So the more manly you are, the less you say?"
"Right. ... That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain." "~ Clary and Simon in CITY OF BONES by Cassandra Clare.
" "I am a man," he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown." "~ Jace Lightwood in CITY OF GLASS by Cassandra Clare. Gods, I love this hot idiot. I, sadly, found no quotes from him funny in CITY OF ASH, thus making it almost two whole books before he was funny again.
" "WHAT ARE YOU USING TO CUT THE APPLE THEN?! YOUR ASS!?" "~Tke's grandma to her aunt. Gods, I love her family and so wanna visit her!! XD
" "I hate it! It's the devil in numerical form!" "~ Violet about algebra. Well, okay, math in general. XD
" "You idiot! Look what you did!"
"Me? You're the pubescent teenager; if you would just wait we wouldn't be having the problem!"
"I'm not the craggy old man who can't even remember how to cook here!"
"Old Fuck Wit!"
"Ball-less kid!" "~ Riku and Leon, respectively, in Gladly Go to Hell by shipet100. Funniest. Seiner. Fic. EVER! XD The two apparently were fighting about when to put something in the oven. XDD
" "You're a pathetic, smug, snake-in-the-grass, arrogant, annoying, asshattery, lamesauce, obnoxious, deranged, psychotic, psychopathic, loony, crazy, sex-deprived, perverted piece of fruit loop..." "~ Danny Fenton to Vlad Masters in this VladDanny pic my friend showed me. Do not approve of pairing, but that third panel was just pure WIN. And for once, a quote is NOT italicized due to there already being an italicized word in it.
" "Oh, you're just farting out your mouth because you're jealous." "~ Locke Lamora, RED SEAS UNDER RED SKIES by Scott Lynch. Dear GODS, this man is win!
"Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply." ~Edward Elric
May 3rd, 2009 (10:40 PM)
Okay... sooo... this is where I'm gonna start the part of my profile that's basically just gonna be me ranting/babbling like an idiot/posting a random thought/etc., okay?
Axel: Got it memorized? And why the hell did you just almost type "memborized" for what I'm saying?!
Me: What the hell?!(O.o) How'd you get out?! UGH! Nevermind! Just... GO BANG ROXAS ALREADY!! shoves Axel back into a room in her head designated for him and Roxas only OI! I hate it when that happens. Anyways... that was NOT why I started this section. I started this section because I was bored out of my mind while totally ignoring that little part of my mind that was screaming at me to get working on two different assignments for two different English classes (don't ask) and still is kicks naggy part of herself into the room in her head designated for Rock Lee and Gai-sensei to train and talk about "The Power of Youth!!" in and I've been having this urge to read these fanfics by one of the authors in my favorites whose stories I have a LOT of favorited, but I couldn't remember WHOSE stories and after figuring out which ones I had 10 or more stories favorited for and was narrowing that list down, well... I was looking through the different summaries and long story short, I found one that mentioned "ZexionLexaeus" as a pairing within the story and somehow managed to remind me that I had slightly gotten into a fandom that I SWORE I would NEVER get into, a.k.a. a fanDOOM as someone on here said somewhere. The fanDOOM that I am slightly in: XigbarDemyx. I NEVER agreed with that pairing for the Kingdom Hearts series, but after some careful thought about how the HELL the Zemyx pairing came to be and knowing what occurs in KH: C.o.M./KH Re: C.o.M., I realized that the XigDem pairing actually makes sense. Anyone who doesn't know what the HELL I'm talking about, you have either never played the GameBoy or PS2 versions of "Chain of Memories" or you do not play Kingdom Hearts/do not play video games AT ALL!! It's either those options or you're just a complete jackass if you send me a PM saying that I'm a retard for even playing such a game. Here's some cliché: "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." Only... add "fucker(s)" to the end of that to give my own personal flare, will ya. (;P) Anyone who DOES play Kingdom Hearts or at least know what it is or how to understand and respect other peoples' choices and points of view, you can just disregard that little part there and have a cookie or slice of Spice cake.
from behind the door to the first room she kicked someone into OOOH!! AXEL!! HARDER!!
Me: (O.O)mega-blush of ultra embarrassement Umm... SORRY ABOUT THAT!! kicks the door KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE, DAMMIT!
May 4th, 2009 (3:50 PM) -- Okay, soo... umm... second post in the rant section here. Umm... some of you that know me know that our old computer tower decided to be a complete douche and not cooperate with the net and so we had to switch over to my sister's old computer tower (I think I mentioned this somewhere above, so look through all my other crap to see what she had named it; yes, she names her electronics) and long story short, I have VERY LITTLE of my iTunes music on my account on this computer tower. But I digress. Main reason for ranting today is that I'm going through all the iTunes music my sister left on here and right now I just happen to be looking at the music she has for Final Fantasy VII and I clicked on the one titled "Cloud (World Theme)" and I sorta skipped ahead to decide if I wanted to keep it on MY iTunes aaaaand... I REALIZED THAT PART OF IT SOUNDED JUST LIKE PART OF THE MUSIC USED IN THE ENDING CREDITS FOR THE Kingdom Hearts GAMES (at least for the PS2)!! HOW EFFING AWESOME IS THAT?! XD I find it so cool that they recycled their music for KH! End rant.
Cloud: My theme's in Kingdom Hearts?! O.o
Me: Yes, Chocobo-head, it is; at least PART of it is. NOW CAN I END THIS ALREADY?! DX
Cloud: (o.o) Sure.
May 18th, 2009 (8:20 PM) -- UGH! I HATE Prom food. I had a SHIT-LOAD of fun at my Senior Prom on the 16th at I think the only dining hall at the local college (not telling what the name of said college is cause then everyone will know where I live and I'm smarter than that, creepers!), but I did NOT feel good at ALL the day after! AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF DRINKING!! I've grown up Roman Catholic and went to a parochial Catholic school for Kindergarten through 8th grade, and thus have had the whole "doing drugs and alcohol is wrong and DEFINITELY bad for your health!!" thing drilled into my head. (That, and my parents and older sister would KILL ME if I did those things!!)
Xigbar: You sure about that?
Me: death glares him Yes.
Xigbar: backs up a few steps, hands raised in defense Okay, I believe ya.
Me: Good. Anyways, all of yesterday I just could not stand the smell of food! Any time I smelled any sort of food, my stomach went queasy on me and I felt like I was gonna blow chunks (to quote Tea Gardner in the museum scene of "Yu-gi-oh!: The Movie"). All I could do was sip Sierra Mist and sleep all day. Here's a tip to all who plan on going to Prom either this year, next year, or any year in the future: DEFINITELY EAT BEFORE YOU GO TO PROM!! GO TO DINNER AND ONLY EAT AT LEAST ONE TO TWO OF THE SNACKS AND ONE DRINK (I SUGGEST WATER IF THEY HAVE IT) OFFERED AT PROM!! HOPEFULLY, YOU WON'T END UP FEELING LIKE COMPLETE AND UTTER CRAP LIKE I DID. End rant number 3.
Demyx: walks in with a can of Sierra Mist Feeling any better, Kat??
Me: spots the Sierra Mist GIMME! swipes the Sierra Mist, opens it, and takes a HUGE gulp AAHHHH!! Refreshing!
Me: snaps fingers and another Sierra Mist appears in her hand NOT holding the one she swiped from Demyx Here ya go.
Demyx: YAY! happily takes it before repeating what Kitara just did Ahhh. That's good soda.
Me: You mean pop.
Demyx: No, I mean soda.
Matt and Cody from season 02 of Digimon: sit back and watch them argue about what to call the beloved fizzy beverage
Matt: Bring back memories?
June 29th, 2009 (2:30 AM) -- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! bangs head against wall repeatedly, punching ANY who try to stop her MOTHER-FUCKING TECHNOLOGY!! I must be having Demyx's luck with the thing this year, seeing as how earlier during February to April or whatever our FIRST of now THREE computers (really the towers are the computers, but I digress) decided to not connect with the internet anymore, then my sister's old computer, "Izzy" (see somewhere up above for info on that topic), decided to either lose a program or let a program or whatever get corrupt ABOUT THREE MOTHER-FUCKING DAMN WEEKS BEFORE MY GRADUATION PARTY ON JUNE 13TH!! Yeah, sidetrack moment, I GRADUATED!! WOOOOOOOOO!! quick mental happy dance with Demyx, Axel, Reno, and a bribed Cloud (bribed him with Leon! XD) Anyways, back to main point. For any of you on here who have been wondering where the FUCK I've been, now you know. OH! And while I'm at it, I'm not gonna be able to get --OOH! Jambalaya!! ... Sorry, "Throwdown With Bobby Flay" is on the Food Network right now and I obviously have the TV on right now. sweatdrop Anyways, I'm not gonna be able to get to a computer AT ALL from July 18th through July 25th. The reason? I'm gonna be down in New Orleans for one week. I'm hoping to run into Remy LeBeau a.k.a. Gambit of the X-Men while I'm down there. XD Just kidding. I'm really going down with my boyfriend's church group to do some Katrina Relief work stuff. I've NEVER done anything like this before. The closest I could EVER get to that would be the two years in a row that I went to over-night Girl Scout Camp away from my family for one week, but that was in one town over so it wasn't that far away. The farthest south in the U.S. I've ever gone has been Tennessee--I'm excluding Florida cause... well... I haven't been down there since I was in 1st grade--and that was with my family; going down to New Orleans without any member of my own family is most likely gonna be the first step in me getting my ass outta this house and into a place of my own... though, I hope that doesn't happen for a LOOOOONG time!! I'm one of those kids who's definitely not the type to move too far away from home, maybe even the type who doesn't wanna leave home! All I know is that THIS FUCKING KEYBOARD IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!! It's like those fucking keyboards on the laptops at my now old High School and I just KNOW these keys are gonna make one of my nails break!! Playing Softball and biting my nails always meant I didn't really have nails. Once I got my braces--said dental equipment now LONG GONE!!--put on my teeth, I couldn't bite my nails anymore, so that helped them to grow out longer than they used to. Then, I didn't play Softball this year, seeing as how I'm 17 going on 18 and one can only play Little League Softball in my community up through being 16 by the beginning of the year for the next Softball Season. Anyways, comp is for some reason restarting on me in about 2 minutes, so I'll end now and update this when the comp restarts. LATERS!!
OKAY! I'm back! Anyways, I'll just wrap up by saying that I think I'm having Demyx's luck with technology this year, considering it's the year of the Demyx (inside joke between me and Author Demon and a few of my other friends), AND THIS FUCKING KEYBOARD IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!! (DX) Also, I think I WILL be hoping to run into Gambit while down in New Orleans this July!
July 18, 2009 (1:15 A.M.) -- Well everyone, the day has arrived. At around 5:00 A.M. to 5:30 A.M. later today, I will be leaving my house to go down to New Orleans on the mission trip with my boyfriend and his church mentioned in my rant directly above this one. I highly doubt I'll be able to get to a computer for about one week, so don't expect me to reply to anything sent to me or to update any of my stories. Anyways, seeing as how it's after 1 A.M. for me right now, I'm gonna get my ass to bed. NIGHT GUYS! SEE YA IN A WEEK!!
Reno: You're not gonna go to bed.
Me: death glares Wanna bet?
Reno: Yeah. I bet you one week of me wearing a French Maid's outfit that you're not gonna go to bed after you update this.
Me: Make it two weeks and you've got a deal.
Reno: DONE! shakes hands with Kit to seal the deal
Me: smirks and heads off to bed in her head
Reno: ... Well, fuck.
Author Demon: walks in holding a French Maid's outfit
Reno: looks at her I think she might wanna see me tortured for two weeks AFTER she gets back, yo. mentally kicks himself for saying that
Author Demon: shrugs I'm barricading it in your closet until then. runs off to Reno's room to do just that
Reno: WHAT?! (O.O) runs after No way! You can't do that, yo!!
KitaraStrife's body: hits the update button as Author Demon laughs her ass off as she barricades the French Maid's outfit in Reno's closet
September 19, 2009 (2:30 A.M.) -- Okay, first off, I've obviously been back from New Orleans for almost 2 months now; I just didn't feel like getting on here and telling you guys. XD Yeah, I'm a bitch like that. ANYWAYS!! Soo... how about I'm going to EAE (Erie Anime Experience) with my best friend, Eevee, in one week?! :D MY FIRST CON! YAY!! dances around like the spazz she is I am so excited!! And I'm not just going with her, I'll also be going with her cousin and my boyfriend next Saturday! :D As stated above in a quote, we are going as Ouran High School Host Club characters, and here are the hints:
Eevee-chan's Character--Likes math, spicy foods, pranks; Dislikes boring stuff; Blood Type of B. Loves Haruhi.
Ayako's (Eevee's cousin) Character--Likes literature, spicy foods; Dislikes boring stuff; Blood Type of B. Also loves Haruhi, but... well... that'll give it away. XD
Jei-kun's (my boyfriend) Character--Likes helping others, kendo; Zodiac is Taurus; B-Day is May 5.
My Character--Zodiac is Pisces; Blood Type is AB; B-Day is February 29.
Well, there you guys go! :D Those are the hints; hope you can get them before the con is over! ;D JA NE!!
December 22, 2009 -- OH EM EFF GEE!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! So how about my one best friend, Shmiley (her deviantart account; GO LOOK HER UP!!), just stopped by and gave me PRESEEEENTS! happy dance She got me a TMNT Michaelangelo poster, a Michaelangelo NECKLACE!, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!
A KH-THEMED SNUGGIE!! huggles all of it then puts on the snuggie I am completely happy right now!
...And this entry can now end. XD
February 7th, 2010 (2:40 A.M.) -- Okay, so... first post of 2010! WAHOO! . But that's not the only reason I'm posting something up here right now! I'm posting that I just found out that Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood IS TO PREMIERE ON ADULT SWIM NEXT SATURDAY (February 13th) AT MIDNIGHT!! fangirl squeal of epic doom-to-the-ears I CAN'T WAIT!!
Now, other than that, I'm contemplating writing my own version of a local "ghost story" within my county; it would involve the legend of Elizabeth, the ghost of Hotel Conneaut (which is inside Conneaut Lake Park in Conneaut Lake, PA), and how she died. For more information regarding this legend of my county, click on the following link to a site that I have found to have the most info on the legend: Grassy Knoll Institute: Home of the 99 Cent Conspiracy Theory Hope you guys enjoy reading a little about my county!!
February 13th, 2010 (4:30 A.M.) -- Okay, I've just about had it with one little thing pertaining to the Final Fantasy VII fandom and just need to rant about it! Everyone who's played Final Fantasy VII or has just been too lazy to go out and buy a copy for themselves to play it and just looked everything about it up on the net knows that Aerith Gainsborough was born of Ifalna, an Ancient or Cetra (a word that is sometimes misspelled as "Centra" and is a total other thing that ticks me off, but I don't see as often so I'm not gonna rant about it), and a HUMAN ShinRa scientist named Doctor Gast. Well, seeing as how her mom was an Ancient and her dad a human, that would mean she's HALF-Ancient, right? Yeah, tell that to practically EVERYONE out there on the net who keeps calling her "an Ancient," no "half-" before it at all!! Really, people, if you're gonna write/type/text/WHATEVER something about Aerith, at LEAST get her heritage correct and call her a HALF-Ancient and not a full one!! I'm a crazy stickler for technical shit like that, so that's why it bugs the FUCK outta me!! takes a huge breath in before slowly exhaling it Okay... I'm done ranting now. Thank you for reading.
February 17th, 2010 (1:40 A.M.) -- OH EM EFF GEE!! BondSlave, I fscking LOVE YOU, GIRL!! I know I already said this via MSN right after you said it, but... you TOTALLY just made my night by saying I'm your favorite beta!
Hope I'm not making your other betas (if you have any, cause I don't know if I'm your only beta or not sweatdrop) feel jealous or anything, but if I am, GOOD!! YOU FECKERS NEED TO ACTUALLY START BETAING HER WORK, DAMMIT! SHE COMPLAINED TO ME ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T EVEN SEND HER STORIES BACK TO HER!! I ACTUALLY READ THEM, CORRECT THEM, AND SEND THEM BACK TO HER!! GET YOUR SLOW ASSES MOVING, PEOPLE!!
Okay, rant about BondSlave's other betas OVER WITH. XD Yeah, I'm crazy, especially when I'm tired and or just woke up from a nap, the latter of which is what is the case right now. XDD TTYL, everyone!!
March 4th, 2010 (10:50 P.M.) -- OH MI FUCKING GODS!! o.o THERE'S FINALLY A NAME FOR KAIRI'S KEYBLADE SEEN IN KH2!! Kairi's Keyblade IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!! I was gonna have to call it Princess Heart in my "You Found Me" fic!!
March 9th, 2010 (4:15 P.M.) -- OH MI FUCKING GODS!! squeals Okay, so all Kingdom Hearts fans should know about Tron and his world, Space Paranoids, from KH2, right? Well, little backstory first: "Tron" was originally a Disney movie from back in 1982 about a world inside a computer and a dude named Kevin Flynn wanted to get inside of it. He got his wish after messing around with the thing and getting a warning from the Master Control Program about being put on the Game Grid. Apparently the movie didn't do to well back in the '80s, but the special effects weren't as good as they are today, nearly 30 years later. Well, guess what KH fans, THERE'S A SEQUEL!! It's titled Tron Legacy, and I can't remember for the life of me how I got to it (something on msn.com I think...), but it's freakin AWESOME!! The disney.com site mentioned after the vid has the same video, just in a smaller screen, so that's why I put the hulu link instead of the disney one. I don't know why, but ever since KH2, I've been wanting to watch the original movie... I'm just too lazy to go looking for it. XD Anyways, OHMIGOSH!SEQUEL!!
March 10th, 2010 (2:15 A.M.) -- HOLY FUCK! This thing's awesome!!: http://us.akinator.com/# I freaking love it! It guessed correctly the first time for me, but the second time I was thinking of a character from the manga Black Bird and it guessed Hanatarou from Bleach then Kaname Kuran from Vampire Knight and then "Your own original character (Your Original Character)"; I STUMPED IT WITH KYO!! (For those wondering, I thought of Eragon from The Inheritance Cycle first. XD)
March 26th, 2010 (8:40 A.M.) -- EEEEEEE!! OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOOOOOD!! EEEEEEEEE!! Okay! So... Tke got me to finally start reading scanlations of Square Enix's Kuroshitsuji manga just two days ago now, right? Well, even though there's 43 chapters scanlated so far, I'm only on chapter 22 as I write this. I had to stop and go into a fit of fangirl squealing when I read the bottom right-hand part of page 15 of chapter 22 (aka the fourth panel)!! XDD Square Enix just can't seem to let go of its ties to FF7!! I think I either mentally died or had a brain-gasm when I read the father of Ciel Phantomhive (one of the main characters; the main main character is named Sebastian) was VINCENT. EEEEEEEE!! 8DDDDDDDDD YES! I am TOTALLY obsessed with Vincent Valentine (except when it concerns Reno, then I'm obsessed with him instead...), so of course my mind went into fangirl overload right there! XDDD Okay... I think I'm done... Wow, this took longer to type than I thought. Then again, I've been up for 16 hours straight as of entering this! XDDD Oh well. Maybe I should get my ass to bed?? Yeah, I think I'll do that as soon as I finish chapter 22 of Kuroshitsuji. XD NIGHT EVERYONE!!
April 5th, 2010 (3:40 A.M.) -- roflao XDDDD I freaking LOVE Fred Gallagher of Megatokyo.com right now!!
April 22nd, 2010 (7:10 P.M.) -- HOLY SHIT! FAT-CAT PUSS IN BOOTS! 8DD/XDDD Puss got fat!! It's too funny!! roflao
April 25th, 2010 (4:00 P.M.) -- Okay, so how about yesterday from about 11 A.M. till 1 P.M. I went walking around town with my boyfriend and our friend. We went down to this river (at least I think it was a river; I don't know...) to look for some sort of bridge thing. Well, we found it. XD It was an abandoned railroad track bridge and we walked along it for a bit before heading back and when I jumped down from the last slab of concrete to the ground, I FELL RIGHT ON MY ASS!! roflao Total Demyx, moment, right?! XD Though, at the time, I said it was a total TMNT Michaelangelo moment! XD Just thought I'd share that with you guys.
July 6th, 2010 (3:00 P.M.) -- Hey guys. If there's ANYONE out there that even reads my profile and buys contacts online for cosplay purposes, you should probably check out this vid. I found it thanks to the YIM news thing that pops up every time I log into YIM. http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-15749633/worries-over-circle-contacts-trend-20734327
July 7th, 2010 (2:00 P.M.) -- Wow. For being homeless, this guy sure is very patriotic. http://news.yahoo.com/video/austinkvue-tv-15750583/homeless-man-rescues-american-flag-during-storm-20738426#video=20754373