Imaginary Self
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Joined 06-13-06, id: 1066645

If you think too much, you start to wonder. Wonder about all sorts of stuff you just ain't s'posed to wonder about. Maybe... maybe we are all just figures inside the head of a sleeping pizza delivery boy, in a small business that doesn't get many customers. Perhaps he is waiting for someone to order a pizza for delivery. Maybe somewhere theres a teenage girl, with limbs too long for comfort, sprawled on a cushiony libray chair, attempting to ignore her noisy peers as they chatter and laugh. Maybe she has a thick paperback book in one hand and you and I are the main characters.. Who kows? And we sit here and wonder if we are real, and if not, we decide, perhaps we should pretend - imagine - that we are real, because who knows what will happen if no one wants to believe in us? The pizza boy may wake up to the insistent calling of the manager, and dream about something more interesting next nap. Or maybe the author may decide that since no one reads her books, perhaps she will stop the series - and even the long limbed teenager won't read about us. Thus, we shall imagine ourselves to be such interesting, realistic people, surely it will come true, and no one will be bored of us. We shall perfect our Imaginary Selves.

So, theres this random bi chick with a profile. You believe she exists. I mean, why not? So does she. (Well, she's pretty sure.) You can see she likes music. Her favorite band is Billy Talent.She hasn't got anything written, but she's got a lot of favs. Apparently she likes two anime/manga series, and two games. Naruto, Death Note, (anime/manga) Tales of Symphonia, World Of Warcraft/Warcraft 3. (games) She seems to like yaoi alot.

She seems to be about thirteen years old, and definately female. Her parents have separated, and she usually lives with her dad and her brother. It says she is vegetarian and has strong opinions about a lot of stuff.

She has a fictionpress account. Imaginary Self

At the bottom of her profile it says goodbye. She would be glad to read your stories if you have any in the categories she likes.

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Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4205 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Long Ago: A Tale Of A Dead Mother by phantom4angel reviews
Lloyd has been the joy in both Kratos and Anna's life together, but will they be able to stay in their own hidden world? Writing this fanfic can only be described in two words, heart wrenching. SPOILERS NO READee IF NOT FINISHED THE GAMEy-FINISHED! DONE!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,838 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Kratos A., Anna A. - Complete
Always Together is SO Embarrassing by Free Hero reviews
Takes place after the last episode. Who knew that just being around each other could cause so many problems? -ABANDONED.-
Karin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ski or Board? by thepragmatist reviews
Skiers own Sasuke's high school, which puts him and his best friend Neji at the top. But when the new kid, Gaara shows up and befriends the school loser, Naruto, the two ice princes find themselves jealous of the two outcasts' friendship. SasuNaru NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
An Apple A Day by LawliPop reviews
After Light is found guilty of a series of murders which he claims to have no memory of, he is sent to a mental institution. His doctor? A quirky, bedraggled looking man with a love for sweets and solving mysteries. LightxL AU DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,899 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Light Y., L
No Rest for the Weary by crematosis reviews
Light returns home from his job late at night with a bad case of insomnia. But L has a rather interesting method of getting Light to sleep.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Prevention by taxiphobia reviews
Near and Mello travel back in time in an effort to prevent L's death and to kill Raito. But what if L doesn't want Raito dead? What if their relationship is more intimate than we imagined? What if Misa blows up? [Oneshot][Crack]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Dealing with Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Cherries by xeyes reviews
Wondering what happened that first night that L and Light were chained together? Well, here's my answer. And no, it's not what you're thinking. T for a little language and an obnoxious question.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Feminine by sillystringg reviews
L wears a skirt. For Mariah. Enjoys.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When Sounds Become Visual by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was abused, made fun of, picked on... It was about time he was given the happiness he deserved. [SasuNaru] You've seen Naruto as an angel, but what about Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Writing a Kiss by Free Hero reviews
First Karin fic. Kenta is walking Karin home. Karin turns red. Kenta is worried. A slipper comes out of nowhere. Daijoubou desu yo, neh? Nothing to worry about, right?
Karin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Red Eye Blue by zsuzsi reviews
SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,189 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tame Me by NextNothingNew reviews
A simple, impulsive act in the night unfolds into much more than either genius ever considered. Spoiler for L's real name. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke's Mission by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Wonders by Ayamekashi reviews
...And Sasuke sincerely regrets ever asking. SasuNaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakashi's Secret Stash by Elric-Chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble upon a pile of Kakashi's hidden doujinshi... [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
a random love story by brandy mallory reviews
When Raine and Kratos get kidnapped by a random bad guy, it's up to Yuan and Sheena to save the day. Or at least,they'll try to. chapter 11: the bad guy is here![rainexsheena and kratosxyuan][mild langauge][homosexual themes]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sheena F., Yuan
When Things Go Sticky by R. Liam reviews
Strange. It seems that random objects stick to Sasuke for some reason. [SasuNaru] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those are not Cicadas by thepragmatist reviews
Oneshot. Forced on a camping trip, Naruto makes some discoveries when sleeping in the same tent as Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blank by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
Twenty Themes on Neji and Hinata. Hyuugacest, peeps. Don't rip my head off. Sspt, bonus theme at the end. Real cute. Dedicated to D&D. Neji&Hinata forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Havoc in the Ramen Stall by cjalyssa reviews
Yaoi, Sasunaru, Drabble, the title says it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Icecream Steam Scene by Stavi reviews
Naruto Sexually taunts Sasuke with icecream unknowingly. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peace Offering by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoSaku oneshot] Ino invites Sakura over to her new appartment with something to prove, and ends up with something to give. Shoujo ai and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Starlight Starbright by MissMinnie08 reviews
Oneshot. Both Neji and Hinata make a wish on a shooting star, will there wishes come true? NejixHinata, don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Half Wishes by brandy mallory reviews
[yuanxkratos], stay away if ur homophopic, story about kratos and yuan in the Elven forest before kratos faces llyod [also slight kranna and yuanxmartel flashbackness]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
Good Night My Knight! by Anukis-san reviews
At the Uchiha Manor some weird things start to stir up when Itachi brings back a boy for Saskue's 17th birthday. Orochimaru is up to something and it's up to Sasuke and Naruto to stop him before it's too late. SasuNaru, please ignore the mistake, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,346 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Night on the Town by Hiasobi reviews
Lee and Gai go for drinks and bumps into our resident Aburame. [Hyuuga Hinata's secret nightlife is exposed.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2005
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Cellar Sake by jiffy-pop reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke and Naruto end up locked in the cellar of a restaurant together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2005
Breakfast in Bed by Siluial reviews
(NejiHinata one-shot) His birthday was never really all that important. All he got was a special breakfast. Until now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
The Fox Prince by 0110111001101111 reviews
A ridiculously stupid parody of the Frog Prince, starring Sasuke and Naruto. SasuNaru, ItaOro
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete