Erich Von Freidrichsburg
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Joined 06-13-06, id: 1066698, Profile Updated: 01-01-08
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto.

Novus Ericon

I-I-08.M3

By account of my own, I hearby fore-swoth that my account be re-made to fit my cuurent state of things. That is my declaration, and that is how it will be.

- =[=nquisitor Eirikkr

Now on to some personal information:

I am a full-blown nutcase. Thus by, i'll be dealing mainly in CRACK.

Favorite Movie: Die Hard.

Favorite Anime: Big O (but I'll be posting mainly Naruto stuff)

Favorite Food: Orange Chicken.

Favorite Console-Game: Tie between Raving Rabbids and Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction.

Upcoming:

Time Rift Chronicles: Stories of Nonsense in the year 2108.

Crack Fic I.8: Back in Action.

Kisame Coast 2 Coast: New Season.

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Ye Olde Count of Mount Crusty reviews
My horrorcomedy is now here! Please Read and REVEIW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hinata H.
Crack Fic 5: Addicts, pirates, and FLCL reviews
WOOT! CRACK FIC 5! Itachi wants to start a metal band, pirates invade Konoha, and the characters get addicted to strange things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
Return of the Date! reviews
Another NejiTenten romance! WOOT! Read and reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Random Oneshot Series 1 reviews
Hello: Just a random series of oneshots! Sure to make you laugh!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006
Crack Fic 6: The day of the Noobs reviews
Really bizarre. Crossovers, Big Macs, me and my friends, the JuggernautBitch!, and a whole ton of crazy stuff. It is official. I'm insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006
Cherry Blossoms and Ramen Noodles reviews
Hey, KChan! Your Bday fic is ready! Hope you like it! NaruSaku slight romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
OMG, BOOBIES! or, The Boobie Curse! reviews
Sakura invites everyone over for a sleepover, and Ino brings a weird Tiki. Guess who get's cursed? Crack Fic 4.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Crazy littl' Ficcy reviews
WARNING: EXTREME RANDOMNESS. IF YOU ARE NOT KACEY9TAILS, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Crack Fic 2: The YaoiYuri Curse reviews
Sequel to Crack Fic1! A strange statue causes Naruto, Neji, and Ino to become GAY! No offense to Gay people. I support Gay rights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Crack Fic 1: Spin the Bottle reviews
Hilarious Crack fic I made. Title selfexplanatory.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Horrible Holiday Cheer reviews
Now, time for some Horrible Holiday Cheer! I ask Neji, Tenten, Lee, naruto, Sakura, and Hinata their veiws on common American Holidays. Spread the cheer!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
A feeling never felt before reviews
Just a little NejiTenten fluff. It's my first story, and I'm in a writers block, so please, go easy. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete