LoserLaxen
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Joined 06-15-06, id: 1067748, Profile Updated: 03-14-09
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Peter Pan.

I wish I was British.

But I'm actually Canadian.

I find deep spiritual awakening by sitting on the floor serenading my dog with the gentle cadences of my acoustic guitar and opiatic voice.

I'm not sure if opiatic is a word.

By the way, my name is Hope. I am 16 I am an asshole. I am obsessed with my pitt bull puppy and if you're scared of pit bulls you can go jump off a cliff. I want to be a musician, but I'll settle on fanfic superstar for the time being.

(here is where i shamelessly whore myself out)

Hey guys, check out my sweet jamming tunes! GO HERE!- www.myspace.com/hopesdecember

I like to piggyback off of my older sister's success. Her name is Jeesiechreesie. Great Author. Fucking Depressing.

I'm the lively one in the family.

Dr. Pepper, burger king, indie rock, pittbulls, guitars, green, and stuffed crust pizza hut pepperoni pizza kind of define me.

PEAAAZE YO

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Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? by Little Toaster reviews
...Just read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Return to Privet Drive by elizabeth92 reviews
The trio returns to Number 4, Privet Drive to keep a promise. I wrote this with a friend for a MuggleNet contest to write the start of the seventh book. It's just a short oneshot, nothing special.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Knotting The Tie by takefourmoments reviews
Harry's shirt is halftucked, he's sweating and he can NOT get his tie to tie. He can't concentarte, and he's getting married in ten minutes. If only he could get that bloody tie to tie...then everything might be okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Something to Talk About by takefourmoments reviews
After spending years away from home at Auror school, Harry is finally coming back. He srrives at Ginny's appartment and because of who he is it's get's in the paper. When the family sees it, they have a field day. Harry and Ginny haven't been secertly see
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Reason to Bite Your Lip by takefourmoments reviews
When Harry's 17th brithday comes around, Ginny is sure she had found the perfect gift. Only she chickens out in giving it to him. That night as she sits up, Harry comes down the steps and joins her on the couch. What excatly is the present Ginny got him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
And Then, His Palm's Began to Sweat by takefourmoments reviews
Harry likes Ginny. A lot. But he is not sure how to handle these new emotions he has come across so he avoids her during his time at the Burrow. But, worst of all, his palm's sweat... (HG fluff)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Forget Me Do Chew by Elizabeth90 reviews
At the end of the summer before her fifth year, the twins offer Ginny one of their new products: a Forget Me Do Chew, a troublesome little sweet that she's all too tempted to use on Harry...HG oneshot with some RH! Written before HBP's publication.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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The Boy Who Laughed reviews
After Deathly Hallows. My follow up for Fred and George.Please do not read if you have not yet read the book. This has spoilers. I wrote this for myself, to say what I thought should have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Loveable Huggable reviews
Fred and George decide to leave comments in Ginny's diary and Ginny means war. Weasley Wars! COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - George W., Ginny W. - Complete
They Call Me Hook reviews
Short oneshot that is a bit more like the movie, but works either way. About Hook and Pan, and how they started, and why they hate each other. This started out as a story, but I decided to make it into a fanfic. Please review.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete