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Author has written 24 stories for Beyblade, Harry Potter, D.Gray-Man, and Naruto.
I have created a joint accound with Asphodel Winter. The username is Jas13debi7.
HIATUS (SO SORRY)
About You: Hiatus (Kai/Tala) 4 chapters
Betrayed: Completed (Kai/Tala, Kai/Rei) 3 chapters
Elements: Not writing this anymore (Kai/Tala, Brooklyn/Mystel, Enrique/Oliver, Tyson/Max) 4 chapters
For now...: Completed (Bryan/Tala) 1 chapter
I know better: Completed (Kai and Tala friendship, maybe a bit of Yaoi if you squint really hard) 1 chapter
I shouldn't have done that: In progress (Kai/Tala, OC/Tala) 6 chapters
Please Forgive me: Completed (Kai/Tala) 1 chapter
Reunion: Hiatus (Kai/Tala) 1 chapter
Wanting you: Not writing this anymore (Kai, Bryan, Michael, Lee? / Tala) 2 chapters
What You Did: In progress (Kai/Tala, Kai/Rei) 5 chapters
All the things he said: Completed (Ron/Blaise, mild Harry/Seamus) 1 chapter
I'm not a baby: Completed (Draco/Blaise) 1 chapter
Lips of an angel: Completed (Draco/Blaise) 1 chapter
Memories: In progress (Harry/Blaise, Dean/Seamus) 3 chapters
Merry Christmas: Completed (Draco/Blaise) 1 chapter
Confessions: In progress (Allen/Kanda and other pairings x)) 13 chapters (This is ending soon ~ )
It started with a punch and a kiss: Completed (Lavi/Kanda) 1 chapter
Love is not something understandable: In progress (Allen/Kanda. Gender twist) 5 chapters
Not meant to be: In progress (Lavi/Kanda) 2 chapters
Just something I feel for you: Completed (Lavi/Kanda) 1 chapter
5 years: In progess (Shikamaru/Neji) 14 chapters
Just love: Completed (Kakashi/Iruka. Gift fic for Debbo Kakashi Hatake x)) 1 chapter
Piano: Completed (Shikamaru/Neji) 1 chapter
Favourite Pairings. I assure you that they are all Yaoi.
"Crap.". "Crap is correct." - My sister and I
"I'll set Moyashi on you." - Asphodel Winter and I
"Have you read nothing but M rated for two months?" - xxToxicButterflyxx. You see it's possible.
"Boy, doesn't she demand a lot." - Debbo Kakashi Hatake
"... ... (no names to be given) you better stop shaking that thing or I'll stuff it up your ass." - My uncle to my cousin. LOL.
"Children's tower?!" Me when I went to the hospital for a checkup
"But children are tiny things. You know... dwarfs and hobbits??" Me trying to convince my mother I'm not really supposed to go to the children's tower and the doctors made a mistake (well, turns out they didn't x.x)
"What are friends for?" - Senlina. That's really true.
"Things like that are always hard. Nothing is easy unless you know how to do it well. Perfect. Then it will be easy." - Senlina
"Just sleeping is nice but I don't like it." - Shinrei
"But still... I'm not a pervert." - Shinrei.
"Chiyo-baasama needs to sleep now, or she will die of old age even easier." - Asphodel Winter
"A snail has both female and male parts?! Does that make a snail bisexual?!" - My sister
"What's 6 x 3?" "24!" "... Your brains has become rusty over the holidays..." - My tuition teacher and my sister
"Sleeping is a waste of time but is something that is essential." Me to my sister. (included that in chapter 4 of 'Love is something not understandable')
"Moyashis are short! I'm tall!" - Moyashi trying to get me and the others to stop calling her that. (it didn't work)
"There are two groups of Moyashis. The short ones and the long ones. You just happen to be in the rare group of long ones." - Me to Moyashi. (I held up a long bean sprout for her to see too! =D)
"You as in You but not Yuu." - Asphodel Winter and I
"Stop thinking the same thing as me." - Asphodel Winter and I
"You called me '...' (no names to be given)?! The sky is falling! The pigs are flying! The Akumas are coming!" - xxToxicButterflyxx freaking out when I accidentally called her by her real name instead of Tyki-pon
"Tyki watches porn!" - Moyashi (she has a tendency to look for death)
"You know reserach says that the average height for guys in Singapore is 165 cm, so I am not short." - My previous form teacher trying to convince us that he is tall (didn't work)
"I don't like it when tuition teacher teaches ahead of me. I don't like to be second you know!" - My maths teacher emoing about tuition teachers
"You're trying to confuse me, aren't you?" - Asphodel Winter (of course, my dear)
"She calls you Xin Xin?" - xxToxicButterflyxx to Asphodel Winter
"My ears are exploding from your volume." - xxToxicButterflyxx to Debbo Kakashi Hatake (i agree. xD)
"Show me your hands. -checks- No mouths." - Asphodel Winter to either me xxToxicButterflyxx or Debbo Kakashi Hatake when one of us remaked that another was like Deidara. Due to my very bad memory, I can't remember who. x.x
"I swear there's an insect in my drink." - Asphodel Winterm (she still drank it)
"Winterblazewolf + Asphodel Winter + Debbo Kakashi Hatake + xxToxicButterflyxx = reatrded souls!" - Debbo Kakashi Hatake who realised we were all retards x)
"I eat whatever someone piles on my plate," "What if a lizard falls from the sky into your plate?" - Short conversation between Asphodel Winter and xxToxicButterflyxx when she could not finish eating my food and gave them all to her and she ate them. (yes, i just copied and paste this off Asphodel Winter's page and changed it)
"MY COMPUTER WENT BOOM!!" - Asphodel Winter. (yes, i copied this too)
"Art is a boom," -Asphodel Winter. When she smsed me and we were talking about her computer going boom and I said that it reminded me of Deidara's "Art is a blast" So she got this idea of "Art is a boom". (and this)
"My father said that if I ever bought a pet he would eat it." - xxToxicButterflyxx when we said we wanted to buy the hamsters because they looked so adorable! =D
"Now you know where I get my evil genes from." - xxToxicButterflyxx to me
"It's obvious now that that pairing will now own the world." - Sanee referring to ShikaNeji. =D I agree. =D And they'd better. xD
" -Tobi mode- TOBI! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! -Deidara mode- Oh no. Not again. -Tobi mode- TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Me! I'm infamous in our group for making conversations with myself =D (yes, i copied this off Debbo Kakashi Hatake)
" -Tobi mode- TOBI JUST GAVE HIS FIRST KISS AWAY!
-Itachi mode- Tobi, that's a bear.
-Tobi mode- TOBI GAVE HIS FIRST KISS AWAY! -kiss- AND SECOND! -kiss- AND THIRD!" Me, who played with Debbo Kakashi Hatake's bear and toy dog and acted it to be Itachi and Tobi talking. XD FYI, Tobi is the dog and Itachi is... no one. (copied this off Debbo too)
"Neji sounds like that?! -disgust- But his Japanese voice is so nice..." Me, after Debbo Kakashi Hatake showed me Neji's voice in english dubbed version of Naruto. (yes, this too)
"I have not read any fanfics for a long time." "How did you survive?" - Tyki-pon and me. =D Really, I did not know how she survived. =D
"Legolas is pretty. Like Neji's pretty!" - Tyki-pon to Moyashi and Debbo. =D =D I love her at times like this. xD
"I know nuts about drama!" - My lit teacher. Gosh, I love her. =D
"When Miss _ scolds you, just think that she is menopausing," My seniors to me. I love them though I won't tell them that. xD
"Future my foot. I wiped out all but one of them within my second day of targeting them and I only let one survive because she was nice, but I’m already pre-targeting her for the new term." - Poison in Asphodel Winter's story 'Poison'. Hilarious quote! It's in . Her username is Asphodel21 there.
“Your fly’s undone.” - Neji to Shikamaru in Debbo Kakashi Hatake's story 'Troublesome much'
"Art is a blast, un!" - Deidara
"I hate waiting and I hate making people wait." - Sasori
"Don't tell me an old lady about to bend over is going ot avenge him. How admirable." - Sasori to Chyio
"Oh hell no!" - Neji
"I'm sick of hearing about youth!" - Neji
"It's your destiny to lose to me." - Neji
"This is where we're different. -taps forehead-" - Neji to Naruto (LOL)
"You can make all the goals you want, it's going to take three days." - Neji to Gai and Lee
"How troublesome..." - Shikamaru
"Such a pain..." - Shikamaru
"Why is it always about him, 'Sasuke! Sasuke!'?" - Naruto (the way he says it is pure gold - in the Japanese version)
"I don't want to kill you, but neither do I want to be killed by you.." - Haku
"In order to overcome your barriers, you and I have to continue living together; even if it means hating each other, that's what being an elder brother means." - Itachi
"You don't have enough hate in you. And you know something, you never will." - Itachi
"Go away... I'm not interested in you at the moment." - Itachi
"Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Foster your hatred. Run, run and cling to your wretched life. And one day, when you have the same eyes I do, come before me." - Itachi
"You see...being the best isn't all it's cracked up to be." - Itachi
"Knowledge and awareness are vague, and perhaps better called illusions. Everyone lives within their own subjective interpretation..." - Itachi
"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true?" Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Itachi (good philosophy!)
"A smile is the best way to deal with difficult situations." - Sai
"Che." - Kanda
"So the only other people we've got are you, me, and these useless kids," - Allen. When he was trying to convince a robot to open a door with who knows what behind it and the 'these useless kids were referring to chibified Kanda and Lavi. (and this)
"I don't think the kid's universal love extends to robots," - Kanda. When Allen 'flirts' with the robot to try make it open the door and the robot falls in love with Allen. (and this. i'm too lazy to type. =D)
2nd March 2008
Asphodel Winter will be referred to as Baka Aka or Aka or Bitto or Baka Bitto as she and I refer to her in school. HeeHee. She and I refers to myself as Baka Baku or Bak or Dero or freaking idiot. She requested me to put the last one. HeeHee. I DO NOT refer to myself as freaking idiot. HeeHee.
I absolutely love Kanda! HeeHee. And Baka Aka loves him too, really, but she's too SHY to admit. HeeHee. Really. Now we all know why she's a baka. HeeHee. I love any pairing with Kanda, as long as he's bottom. xD Lavi/Kanda and Allen/Kanda are my favourites though. And I can't believe that Baka Aka used to like Lavi/Chomesuke instead of Lavi/Kanda. She really is a baka. She is also evil! She's supposed to support Lavi/Kanda and be a mad yaoi fan like Dero! Oh but she has been enlightened now (by Dero of course!). HeeHee.
If she had never met me (we only know each other for two months and a bit mind you), imagine the more SORROW, PAIN AND SUFFERING she has to go through! -Dramatic pause- Yes, she would be leading a real miserible life. I bet she will kill me when she sees this. Probably in school when this gets updated but never mind. She HAS to be grateful to me for all of all eternity!! She doesn't dare to put 'I love Kanda' on her Youtube profile as well. -sigh-
Oh ya I LOVE KANDA.
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
Ans: No... that's just too... weird
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ans: WOOTS. Gaara is hot. How can Gaara not be hot?! As to how hot... hot beyond hot. =D
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ans: Ano... that's not even possible.. right?
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Ans: Honestly... Hizashi's name is not even in the character filter. -cries- -wails- -sobs-
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ans: Ohhh, I never thought of it before but I geuss it should be rather alright. =D
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ans: Sasori/Hizashi and Sasori/Lee is not possible!! X.X
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ans: Firstly, a normal person would scream or think what has the world come to but since we're talking about TOBI, he would just dance around singing how he walked in on them right there in the doorway of the room. Not that Shikamaru/Shino (Shino/Shikamaru) is a bad thing. =D
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Ano, this is superbly hard but here goes. x.x
(AU) Itachi was a cold-hearted 18 year old student who did not care about anyone else except himself and his younger brother, Sasuke. He was a rebel and took drugs. Everyone stays away from him. What happens when a new student who is warm, kind-hearted and the total opposite of him comes into his school and upsets the 'balanced life' he had? Will there be hate or is there love underneath the surface?
There. I did it. -resisting urge to puke-
And I might just use that summary for Itachi/Neji. =D Tell me what you think.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ans: I suppose so. =D But I can't decide who's uke. =D
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ans: I don't think that pairing is even possible but here's the title.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Ans: Woots, Gaara/Neji!! =D =D
Gaara was the Kazekage and he went to Konoha for a meeting about their diplomatic affairs. After the meeting was over, he requested to Tsunade for Neji to acocmpany him back to Suna. What does the Kazekage have up his sleeve?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ans: No. None of them read Het. I don't think they do. They shouldn't unless they're side pairings.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ans: Yes, me too. =D But for drawing no.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ans: Yes, but not really. =D
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ans: YOSH! YOUTH ALL THE WAY!
16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?
Ans: Hmm... for Haku... I think 'I love you' by Toybox. =D =D
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ans: Warning: Extreme hotness. You might break out in sweat. =D (Neji's uke.)
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ans: You're so troublesome, my youthful friend.
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Ans: Orochimaru would say, "That's none of my business but I think that pairing is rather good."
20. How emo is Seven?
Ans: Tobi is not at all emo. How dare you suggest that? But Uchiha Madara is. But we're talking about TOBI. =D
THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Neji, Shikamaru, Haku and Sasori.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No... I am far too lazy...
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
A notebook, one hitai-ate, poker cards. I couldn't buy those rings beacause they were too BIG! D:
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
Honestly? Neither. But between the two, NaruHina.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
I am not even going to dignify that with an answer.
9. Which team is your favorite?
Team Gai! Neji! :D
10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)?
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro-Sasuke (unless compared to Neji of course). But I will never let my darling senior know that least she starts proclaiming that I am the best junior for loving Sasuke. Excuse me, I already am the best junior without loving Sasuke!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Nope, I am waiting for my sister to watch with me.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
I don't read the manga.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
17. Sub or dub?
Sub! Dub is... -shall not comment-
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
ANTI-SAKURA. Ah but she's alright if she leaves ALL the boys except Lee alone.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Are you really asking that question?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Sexy beast baby! Have you seen those abs?!
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Neji and Haku obviously.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Awesomely weird and weirdly awesome. Because Lee is WEIRD AND AWESOME!!
24. Which character would be best OOC?
Sakura. Please stop making her in love with Sasuke. He belongs to Naruto! Yes I am aware that I did pair them in 5 years but that was necessary! There was no other suitable choice for Neji!
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
As long as they're not het, yes.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Look up or down and you'll know.
27. Do you like lemons?
Lemons as in fruits? No. Lemons as in some good smut? Then hell yes.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
No but I might in the very near future.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
I can't draw. It's not a statement; it's a fact.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'?
Ahem, I cannot draw.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Yes, for the better mind you.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
If it's yaoi...
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
Once again, I cannot draw.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
I do not like OCs.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Erm... a fifth of it maybe? Hmm...
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
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Be Against Abortion!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
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