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Joined 09-03-01, id: 106813, Profile Updated: 03-05-12
Author has written 6 stories for House, M.D., and Doctor Who.

24yr old. Live in WV. Write sporadically. That is all.

On a completely different note: A couple of things I really like: A poem and a quote :

"Theatrical Logic"

In is down,down is front,
out is up, up is back,
off is out, on is in,
and of course - right is left, and left is right.
A drop shouldn't and a block and fall does neither.
A prop doesn't and a cove has no water.
Tripping is O.K.
A running crew rarely gets anywhere.
A purchase line will buy you nothing.
A trap will not catch anything.
A gridiron has nothing to do with football.
A Strike is work (in fact a lot of work).
And a green room, thank God, usually isn't.
Now that you are fully versed in theatrical terms,
Break a leg... but not really!

"To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are admitted." -- Michael Shurtleff, "Audition"

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Beneath Sovereign Skies by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry and the dragons fight to find their place and gain acceptance amidst growing international tensions. Not all is well and good as the Weyrs threaten established powers and offer new opportunities. Follow Harry and the dragons as they try to navigate increasingly turbulent waters of international politics, terrorism and intrigue. Book 3 in the HP/Dragonrider series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 246,366 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
BETRAYED by subtleshadeofgrey reviews
McGee makes an error in judgement but it is the decision he takes afterwards that alters the lives of the whole team, especially Tony. Not for fans of McGee. Papa Gibbs, Hurt!Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Adventures of Jaunty Jones by hklbry reviews
Ianto gets a life outside of Torchwood. His new friends know him about as well as the Team, i.e. not at all. Graphic Janto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,809 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Sins of the Past by badkarma00 reviews
Sixth installment of the SHADE 'verse. Last chapter now posted. Thanks to all of you for your patience. Thanks even more for reviewing, and encouraging.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,194 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Salvation by ihearttony reviews
For years, Gibbs has kept a secret that will effect Tony's very existence. Can Tony forgive him? Will Gibbs be able to protect them both from old enemies who want to see them destroyed? AU Father/Son, hurt/comfort, angst. Not slash. 25 completed chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,625 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Before the Dawn by Lizbian reviews
Harry loses his memory after Sirius' death - he remembers nothing but his life at Privet Drive and the magic he's learned. Once he re-meets everyone, his life is turned upside down... Rated R, BoyBoy love, Language, Violence, Blood play, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,411 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by my.mary.alice reviews
BarneyxTed, rated M, pre-slash; Ted and Barney get drunk together and though Barney insists it's just the alcohol Ted wonders if they really should be doing this.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ted M., Barney S.
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 4,034 - Follows: 3,771 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Truths Too Big to be Told by jenwin23 reviews
Sequel to Some Truths Hurt. It's summer time and more than the weather is hot. Neptune is embroiled in class warfare, Veronica is looking into the mystery of another dead girl, the fallout from Lilly's case continues, and more secrets will be revealed.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 260,941 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - [Veronica, Logan] Mac, Meg - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4915 - Favs: 7,951 - Follows: 4,187 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who's the Boss? by Snotwing reviews
Team Gibbs is fractured when one of their own leaves - a new case threatens to bring the team crashing back together, but Tony has a problem. First he has to get his own team together. Please read and review!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,940 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Tony D., Jimmy P.
Never Too Late by Rosaleen reviews
The Hogwarts Headmaster enlists a little help to give Severus and Harry something they've missed. A baby Severus and Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,213 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Albus D.
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Secret Guardian Angel by nerd-girl reviews
Complete Harry is aged by 10 years and it's up to the snarky Potions Master to find the cure, but they end up finding each other HPxSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,617 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Family Tales by cjh4ever reviews
Follow up to Ianto Jones in the 47th Century expanding on the family life of Jack and Ianto and their four children; Holly, Owain, Luke and Melinda.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 217,730 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Walking Alone by rianess reviews
Slash / XOver with Labyrinth. Harry defeated Voldemort aged seventeen, and slowly found himself abandoned by the wizarding world, discarded like one of Dudley's broken toys. Where does he go from here? Now completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,430 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Stuck In Time by Isabel5 reviews
On-Shot Crossover Doctor Who, Nathan/Jack Slash. Inspired by the references to Doctor Who in I Do Again, Jack meets the Doctor when he comes to Eureka to save Nathan.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Eureka - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Sethrael by MadScribbler reviews
On the night of 1 November 1981, Albus Dumbledore placed a baby on the doorstep of his muggle aunt and uncle's house where he would grow up not knowing of his unique heritage. However, Fate had other plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,914 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Life of Lies by kamahpfan reviews
Post OotP! Severitus Challange. Snape is sent to the Dursley's in disguise and makes a very unpleasent discovery. Rated for some language, Future Violence and Abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 165,014 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Smells Like A Teen Spirit by raven00 reviews
Draco’s a rare blood half veela, half elf. And Harry’s his mate. Now all Draco has to do is seduce Harry. Right? Well… It’s not that simple after all, as Draco soon finds out. disclaimer: title from nirvana
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,313 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Game For Fools by TextBookDreams reviews
Harry's dead set on teasing Draco when he finds out the Slytherin loves him, but he doesnt realise how much damage he's really doing. HPDM Magical Creature Warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Madness by SilverLocke980 reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 39Harry snaps, and becomes a darkness that rivals Voldemort himself...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 128,919 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P.
Deceptive Appearances by ShadeDancer reviews
Harry Potter, the Golden Boy of Gryffindor, has been keeping secrets and it's time for some of them to come out. This is not the Harry everyone thought they knew, appearances can be deceiving. Almost nonexistent slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,518 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
On Two Lords and a Prince by Noratav reviews
5th year AU. Abuse, guilt, a perceived betrayal and his mother's big secret force Harry to reevaluate his life and his priorites. How will everyone react to the new Slytherin! Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,746 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Harry P.
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,689 - Reviews: 3450 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4589 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 5,082 - Follows: 1,041 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Suicide Solution by Kaiya Darkwolf reviews
COMPLETE.Death, strong language, torture and general disturbing things.A Severitus challenge,A Dark Harry fic.During the summer something happens that changes the way Harry is, he loses friends but makes others, then soemthing drastic changes even that
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 61 - Words: 106,132 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter: the New Lord of Light by BloodRedSword reviews
Completed! In the time of Darkness, a Hero will rise to greatness. The Hero will be the Chosen one to bring down the Darkness and restore peace to the world! Now the Chosen one is Harry Potter, what will he do?Pls Review! Sorry,my summary sucks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,642 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Who Are We? by ChibiK reviews
Response to the challenge by Severitus. Hope this follows the guidelines. Harry overhears a conversation he wasn't supposed to, but is that really a bad thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Thought Processes reviews
The Tardis has a few things to say. She may not be polite, but she's certainly honest.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2011 - TARDIS - Complete
Donna's Shoes reviews
The five ways Donna Noble's Impractical but gorgeous Shoes Saved the World or at least her portion of it .
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
After Tea reviews
3rd and Last in the semi-related Tea Series The Doctor and Donna's tea time goes slightly awry
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
During Tea reviews
Second in semi-related Tea Series. The Doctor and Donna have tea with a "lovely" alien.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Before Tea reviews
The first in the semi-related Tea Series : The Doctor and Donna - before tea.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
No Strings Attached reviews
SLASH ChaseForeman AU and Spoilers for 3x14 Insensitive Chase gets a lovely idea after Cameron proposes her no strings attached deal.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007 - E. Foreman, R. Chase - Complete