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Joined 06-16-06, id: 1068348, Profile Updated: 07-01-15
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy XII, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy XIII, and Final Fantasy XIII-2.

Hey I haven't updated my profile since 2013 so here's another update

Hi i'm Nekochii-Emi, I'm 20 years old. I haven't really written fanfictions since i was in high school but they were really fun so I'm gonna do it again.

The Secret Mission Drinking game

Warning: Do not actually use alcohol for this. There are so many in running jokes mentioned in these two fan fictions that you'd die from having too much. Instead use milk, juice, water ect. Any type of drink that doesn't contain any alcohol.

Drink one shot whenever

A TV thrown by the authoress and a character advertises the TV thrown at them
* An OC pops out of no where
* Larxene screams "Where did you come from?!!"
* Xion has had coffee
* There is a slightly gay joke between Axel and Roxas
* Demyx screams "Disney"
* Fan girls appear
* Auron is featured in one of his many jobs
* TAV is mentioned
* Tidus curses the Exchange Students
* Kuri sips her coffee
* Inu obsesses over Mary Sue
* A new Final Fantasy Character appears
* Zexion goes out of character

Drink two shots whenever
* Someone screams like a girl
* Sephiroth is wearing an apron
* Rikku attacks Ed
* Genesis goes on about Loveless
* Noctis is acting vain
* heartless steal panties
* Cobalt gropes Scarlet
* Xion watches Soap Operas

Drink the entire thing when
* Xemnas turns into MANSEXHULK

Favourite Bands/Musicians/Singers

  • Fall out Boy
  • B.A.P
  • BTS
  • 2NE1
  • SECRET
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Favourite games

  • Kingdom hearts series
  • Final Fantasy Type-0
  • Final Fantasy XII
  • Final Fantasy Crisis Core
  • Child of Light
  • Favourite Movies

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Avengers
  • Captain America
  • Easy A
  • Scott Pilgrim vs the world
  • Enjoy My Fan Fictions :D

    Nekochii-Emi

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    We're So Far Away by Homely reviews
    COMPLETE!3/28/2009 In every high school there's drama. Too bad Kairi, Sora, Roxas, Naminé, Riku, and Xion had to find this out the hard way. SoKai,RoxNami,RikuXion WARNING: sexual themes and pregnancy. Full summery inside.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,274 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
    School Years by xxxNam-niCxxx reviews
    Anything can happen at School. Especially in this school and with these kids. Watch what happens in the life of so called normal students...well at least to them. Years One through Five is completed! Year Six now in progress!
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 133,921 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
    Remember Yeul by OMFGhehehe reviews
    Caius thinks back to all the Yeuls he has met before the battle with Noel and Serah. They didn't expect this to turn out as such a long story. Who knew there were so many Yeuls? Crack fic! Caius X Noel.
    Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Noel K., Caius B. - Complete
    Creeper Love is Deeper Love by Rolling Tomorrow reviews
    Director Hope Estheim finds himself dealing with a problem that keeps popping up out of nowhere. And that problem is the new member of his project, Alyssa, who has started stalking him.
    Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Hope E., Alyssa Z. - Complete
    Waltz for Lightning by Lux-9 reviews
    Sequel to Unworldly Warriors. Men dream of her...Caius' stubbornness leads him to believe that Lightning only belongs to HIM & no man should dare step in between them. But she keeps a cool head. Noel & Mog quarrel. CaiusXLight - a slight HopeXLight. R&R.
    Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Caius B., Lightning - Complete
    Rebel Rose by Broken Angel01 reviews
    Apparently Cecil had the right idea after all. Not that Firion was complaining...
    Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Firion, Lightning F. - Complete
    Waffles by WonderHeroe reviews
    Riku, Ven, and Terra has a interesting talk about waffles. 'nuff said. OneShot, Drabble.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Riku, Ventus/Ven - Complete
    Masamune Kindergarten Story by tiurmatio reviews
    "Because, Yukimura is my boyfriend! You don't have a right to make him cry! Apologize now!" A story when Masamune and Yukimura were young. AU.
    Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
    Lemonade Stand by Starry Requiem reviews
    Vanitas finds himself in Radiant Garden, ready to wreck havoc, until a little girl stops him and offers him a glass of lemonade. one!shot; kanitas.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Vanitas, Kairi - Complete
    Let me Embrace you by XemnasForceXIII reviews
    After Terra accidently releases his darkness, his Master orders him to be confined. Aqua is troubled by this and tries to comfort him in his time of need. But she might have to reveal her feelings just to cheer him up. Oneshot TerraxAqua
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - [Aqua, Terra] - Complete
    Our Adventure with the Final Fantasy Gang! by lilypop8 reviews
    My friends and I were playing our favorite video game FFXII, until my TV sucked me in and my friends followed me in! And now we have to team up with the FFXII Characters and find a way home! Rated T for the langauge. Chaos assured. R&R please.!RE-WRITING!
    Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,862 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Balthier, Basch - Complete
    Men Fight With Their Hearts by apollo-gize reviews
    ...But All Oichi wants is her husband back. Everyone/Oichi, Nagamasa/Oichi. Parodyfic. ONESHOT. Because pairings are silly.
    Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
    Final Fantasy Claudus XIII by ClaudeLv250 reviews
    When Lightning is annoyed and harassed by angry fanboys, she dishes out justice that breaks the plot of FFXIII! CH7: Tetsuya Nomura hits the reset button, and Snow inquires about Kingdom Hearts 3. Rated K Plus because Snow is still a pervert!
    Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
    You Make Me Sick by SkyWren48 reviews
    Sometimes he makes her so sick, she can't think straight. And sometimes he doesn't. Seifette. Seifer/Olette. oneshot. Some fluff. T for language.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Seifer, Olette - Complete
    The Game He Played by SaphireWaves reviews
    His game finally gets Xion to speak up. Xion/Vanitas Happy birthday, Chococrepes!
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Vanitas, Xion - Complete
    Role Playing by The Genius Mage reviews
    TerraxAqua, no BBS spoilers. Terra ends up making a sexist comment that eventually puts him in the unwelcome situation of making breakfast with Aqua for the apprentices and their master. When would he learn to keep his mouth shut? One-shot.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Terra, Aqua - Complete
    Ryu's Secret by bluemchen6 reviews
    Ryu has a secret!
    Gokusen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Ryuu O., Y. Hayato - Complete
    Fabulous! by rosefiligree reviews
    Larsa had been one cluey child. But there’s ONE question Gabranth –hadn’t- see coming. He was just so tempted to say, I DON’T KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM, but apparently five-year-old Larsa wouldn’t have anything but the truth. ::: .larsa&noah
    Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Gabranth, Larsa
    Waiting for Santa by AkumaStrife reviews
    Demyx is convinced Santa exists, Axel and Zexion are convinced he is an idiot, and Roxas...is just a little bit hopeful. Mentions of slash, mild swearing.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
    Between Friends by bluemchen6 reviews
    Gokusen 2: My cousin asked me to write a "How Hayato and Ryu became friends" story and this is what I came up with. Enjoy our favourite deliquents as cute kindergardners.
    Gokusen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Y. Hayato, Ryuu O. - Complete
    Dissidified by Shirokurou reviews
    Gods don't really ask heroes or villians about what they think about participating. Do they even want to fight? What do they do when they're not fighting. Who's FF was cooler? And who is the ultimate badass alive?
    Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
    The Moment You Know by Fighter le Faye reviews
    Riku/Xion; pre-Days release Rion oneshot. It was just another meeting at the paopu island of his home world. Another risk for the dark-stained heart and confused little girl. But the question Xion asks him this time...
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Riku, Xion - Complete
    Kingdom Dorks II by Usagi-Zakura reviews
    Parody on Kingdom Hearts II. Sora wakes up in Twiligth Town, discovering someone's been drawing on his face. Who drew it there? How is Riku able to get a tanks into the haunted mansion? Why is Xigbar only saying random stuff? R&R and maybe you'll find out
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Roxas, Sora
    One bat, one problem by Anonymous Saru reviews
    Poor Olette, she was only trying to stop Seifer from giving Hayner and Roxas a beating. She didn't mean to take it that far.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Seifer, Olette - Complete
    The Shipping Wars: Part II by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
    They thought the Kataang confession would be the end of the Shipping Wars. They were wrong....very....very WRONG! Updated at last! Hiatus
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,844 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007
    Sleeping Bunny by TheShoelessOne reviews
    Fran is Aurora? Balthier is Prince Philip? What has become to our kingdom of Ivalice? AlCid narrates it all.
    Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
    Of War and Bubbles by LadyTilBug reviews
    Cloud in a bath...with ducks.....
    Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
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    The Dilemma 2: Lightning Returns reviews
    Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII has been announced, meaning trouble will start again. Join Lightning and the rest as they try and figure out what this new game is. Sequel to "The Dilemma". Some Swearing and maybe spoilers.
    Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Lightning, Snow V.
    The Dilemma: A Christmas Carol reviews
    With the release of XIII-2, Lightning has been very egotistical and mean to the others. However on the night before Christmas she is visited by three ghosts. Will they change her mind? Slight CaiusxLightning and OOCness from Lightning. This fan fiction
    Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Lightning
    The Dilemma reviews
    The trailer for Final Fantasy XIII-2 has serviced on the internet. Unfortunately for Snow, Fang, Sazh, Hope and Vanille, they aren't shown anywhere. How will they react?
    Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
    Secret Mission: Summer Vacation reviews
    Sequel to Secret Mission: High School. The Organization are back! here to spend summer vacation at Destiny islands but they still have to keep their identy secret from the world. No moogles were harmed in the making of this
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,973 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
    Opperation: Bandana reviews
    Curiousity didn't kill the cat this time
    Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Snow, Fang - Complete
    Better left Unanswered reviews
    Roxas and Xion learn that there are just some things better left unanswered.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
    Secret mission: High school reviews
    What happens when Xemnas gives Roxas, Axel, Xion, Larxene, Demyx and Zexion a mission to disguise as exchange students and collect hearts at the same time? Trouble that's what! Some pairings Warning: language and Tidus bashing
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Larxene, Xion - Complete
    Truth or Dare reviews
    One Shot: Vaan has Dared Balthier to sing the ugly girl song while wearing a tutu, Will he do it? First fan fiction
    Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete