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Joined 06-16-06, id: 1068592, Profile Updated: 07-05-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Oi...what to say...what to say...? ~ponderponderponder~

Hi! My name is Erica and I'm a heathen (hi erica!)

well i am. Erica is latin for heather (as in the plant, not the name-duh) and Heathen means "of the heather"...so yeah... beams

ok...maybe heathen isn't the right word... umm... bohemian? free spirit? crazy lady? yeah that last one is probably the most fitting...

well whatever I am I am here, like it or not. Yo'll have to suck it up and make the most of this.

I'm an artist turned sell out and got me a govment job, working for the county in their emergency communications dept. I answer 911 calls and dispatch police on the radio (think of those police chase shows, or if you have a scanner, mine is the garbeled voice that bosses the cops around and tells them where to go). The best part about it is we're all crazy up there, which could also be a bad thing. Then again you have to be to put up with the calls we get. I work 12 hour night shifts (6pm-6am) so i get the really fun calls...like the lady who calls up 911 asking if she gets a dr note saying she has an overactive bladder can she urinate in public (I'm so serious on that one it's almost not funny)

This thing is a way to keep my sanity (insanity?) I was an art major in college, and I still try to keep up with that stuff. I mess around w/graphics and web layouts, as well as AMV's after my shifts as a way to clear my head, and am a huge anime addict. I've converted almost the entire radio room to watching adultswim at work, so if you would be in SE Pennsylvania and called 911, yes that might really be Inuyasha or Full Metal Alchemist in the background as they're giving you CPR instructions (like I said...we're completely crackers!). Thought I might post some of my stuff for criticism

I also had plans at one point to start up a web comic, mahaps i'll finally get off my arse and do that now too.

anyhow...

I'm starting to feel neked about all this...
ja ne!

~Teaser

UPDATES:

love "Into the Woods" so much it's driving you crazy waiting for the next update?

wanna put in a request for a smutfic oneshot of your favorite pairing?

are you pissed off at what I'm doing to poor sweet Hinata-chan and want to raise a lynchmob if she doesn't survive the story?

Fear not dear readers! There is help out there!

Teasing Kyubi is my new live journal community opened and dedicated to you guys, my loyal readers. Why? Because I'm finding i've got some damn loyal fans out there...on all three of my posting sites. In fact, the ones on TONFA are so particularly addicted they've started turning my reviews into a message board for eachother! lol So now, I've given you guys a place where you can all get together and kevetch as one. That and I'll be able to post polls to better track votes for such things as the comic and smut/no smut :) Have you got an lj? Then what are you waiting for! Don't got one yet? Then just shoot over to livejournal and sign up for one, it's free and only takes a few moments.

In fact while your there you can check out my authors journal kyubiteaser . Check it out for cut chapters/sceans (such as the infamous and highly demanded NejiXTen scean cut from "woods"), as well as teasers to upcoming chapters and the sequel and of course responses to questions/requests.

and of course, gentle readers...

you can also find my stories posted on TONFA under the penname "foxfire" or now on adultfanfiction.net as the teaser you know and love.

~~~~~~~KyubiTeasers Warning to Thieves and Readers~~~~~~~

Every now and again I keep coming across parts of my stories used as openers or other parts of crappy sex stories (usually posted on crappy sex story sites covered in pics of naked woman and porn adverts) THIS IS STILL PLAGERISM, EVEN IF YOU DON'T USE MY FULL CHAPTER/STORY!!

I'm asking you, my loyal readers who have been so kind as to send me warnings and post replies telling them to take it down to go and report him to the admin. If you don't know how, just go to his story and in the little drop down box where you would normally favorite or post a reply and click on the 'report abuse.' The more complaints the admin gets the faster they will shut this guy down before he tries to steal someone else's work. I also ask if anyone here is on any other fanfic sites to let me know if you see him posting it elsewhere as well. Many times these people post to multiple sites, hoping they won't get caught. Not only that but they'll grab from several different writers. If we don't shut him down now, he may start claiming "For the Love of My Friends " or "After the Pain"- one which I know has already been plagiarized in the past, or maybe even one of your own stories.

Thank you again to those of you who let me know this was going on. I know I've been horrible about not posting. Real Life ate my soul, and my muse has been otherwise preoccupied. Mayhaps this is the kick in the ass I need to finally get chapter 5 of 'Desert' finished and posted. At least as to show my gratitude. Suki pops up every now and again, and I really... really want to have her story told...

I'll see what I can do...

comeon guys! We all love a good tease now and again

~Teaser

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After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Dragonheart by UmbreonMessiah reviews
Just when Naruto has finally found his precious person, a dark plot threatens to steal her away...a plot that threatens not only the Land of Fire, but the entire world! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 288,907 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5586 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Always the Quiet Ones by Lyra Kamiya reviews
When he left before, he came back eventually... but a girl can't wait forever, can she? It'll be best for her if she just learns to move on... AR, Eventually ShinoHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Burning Leaves by Lyra Kamiya reviews
Street racing AU... Konoha's best racers have one thing in common: a love of speed and danger. Multiple pairings both now and eventually, but it's mostly about cars, speed, deception, and revenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Habits by Lyra Kamiya reviews
In the wake of such a monumental death, Team 10 needs all the comfort they can get... And more... Spoilers for 328, TemaShika, InoChou
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Ink Me by Krickitat reviews
An Exploration of Body modification and the passion of art in some of its rarest forms, What is the ultimate expression of a painter? Sakura just might find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,069 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Friends With Benefits by madHATTERo0 reviews
[chapter eight: conclusions part two] The mood! You’re totally screwing it up! The perfect moment could have been ten seconds ago, but you had to go and make it an unperfect moment! [naruino] and a dash of [kibahina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Kage of the Graves by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
Naruto spent his life pining for recognition, yearning for proof that he was needed. Amusingly, he only finds these things upon taking his own life. Though Naruto sought his own end, Konoha should be glad it was just a new beginning. NaruXIno... sorta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,553 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto: Hyūga Prilgrimage by Geor-sama reviews
It's time for the Hyūga Heir to make a pilgrimage and only one ninja is up to the task. Uzumaki Naruto, the most unpredictable ninja ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,758 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Forbidden by emeraldoni reviews
It was never meant to be, a love wrong in so many ways, completely unacceptable. That would not stop them though, for they were determined to change everything, as long as they could be together, forever, in each others arms...NejixHinata...'Naruto'...One
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Different Is Perfect: Drabbles by AlternativeToLiving reviews
A series of drabbles. SasuSaku so far.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Falling Further by AlternativeToLiving reviews
Oneshot. Prequel to What Could Have Been. He was falling. Falling further into her. She was his drug, and he was getting addicted. Something he could not allow. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blue by Minnaia reviews
Little sad Naruhina. First Fic. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Strangers by Omni-chan reviews
They were but strangers. One waiting, one wondering.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Talk by biyatch reviews
A nice long conversation between husband and wife...yeah right...GaaHina GaaraxHinata warning: lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Dance of the Moonlight by Maiyuko-chan reviews
[ShikamaruHinata] [Oneshot] She didn't know what posessed her to dance like that He didn't know what posessed him to play like that. It was only music.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/20/2003
Rice Tea and Whiskers by starah reviews
One particular day Hinata is told to take care of a sick Naruto... Meeeh. O.o;;
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/30/2002
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Into the Woods reviews
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a simple mission: delivering medicine, but get sidetracked on an adventure neither one of them saw coming PART 1 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,020 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Into The Desert reviews
PART 2 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD: It's been over 3 years since Naruto left her to go on his training mission, and Hinata has grown into a strong young woman. Now she's being sent to Suna on her own special mission, and life will never be the same again
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Spirits in the Night reviews
It's an anniversary of an event she wishes never happened but at the same time, another one she's very grateful of. Tsunade celebrates... and mourns... the lives of some of those precious to her. An angsty oneshot. Takes place after the time skip
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Visiting Hours reviews
Gaara and Temari are on a stop over in Konoha while on a mission. While there they decide to catch up and spend a few eventful hours with some old friends. WARNING: SMUTFIC ONESHOT! Graphic Lemon wYaoi pairing. ShikaxTema and GaaraxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
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