Author has written 3 stories for Baldur's Gate, Inuyasha, and Neverwinter Nights.
Here's a lil about me...
I am a 15 year old girl who has absolutely nothing to do, therefore I am writing fics. Well, currently I'm on a bit of a break, since I finished The Sweetest Downfall, but once I find a good book or game or show or whatever I'll probably start up again...
Well, I've dyed my hair (usually cuz my friends and I were 'in a mood') so many times that I can hardly remember what color it originally was. I think blonde. But...well, now it's dark brown with gorgey red highlights, but who knows what color it'll be tomorrow...
I've got grey eyes, although they sometimes change shade depending on what I wear, so that's...cool, I guess.
Fav. Movies; PS I Love You, Vantage Point, Juno, 1408, Across the Universe, Ironman, The new James Bond (and a lot of the old ones...), Dodgeball, Zoolander, Shooter, V for Vendetta, The Prestige, The Bourne Trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Last King of Scotland, The Fountain, While You Were Sleeping, Miss Congeniality, Pride and Prejudice, Titanic, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Prince Caspian, and I can't think of any more right now.
Fav. Book; Gosh I don't know, there's too many to choose from... maybe on of the Gorgia Nicholson books, but I'd never be able to choose which one.
Fav. Authors: Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child, Bob Salvatore, Douglas Adams, David Eddings, C.S. Lewis
Bands: 3 Days Grace, Sum 41, Mudvayne, Hurt, 10 Years, Linkin Park, Fall-Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Breakinng Benjamin, Skillet, Flyleaf, Ill Nino, Chevelle, Nickelback, Demon Hunter, Seether, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Papa Roach, Fuel, The Killers, 30 Seconds to Mars, Evans Blue, Bullet for my Valentine, Velvet Revolver, Taking Back Sunday, Story of the Year, Thousand Foot Krutch, Rise Against, Bush, Finger Eleven, Spineshank, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Dashboard Confessional, Midtown, Taproot, Mindless Self-Indlugence, and so many more...
Fav. Football team; Denver
The only anime show I watch is Inuyasha, and I loooooooooove it. Sesshomaru is gorgeous.
I LOVE QUOTES! Fav. quotes:
Tell the truth. Then run.
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
If the shoe fits, beat someone senseless wit it.
"That's it, I am so going medevil on your ass!"
"I swear; if that test is today, then I'll condemn his soul to hell."
"I'm a failure as a mushroom..."
Lies are just friends you haven't met yet.
"Ok, raccon dog, that's it!" "I'm a weasel, dammit!"
"Exibit B; my sister and her boyfriend kissing." "Where is she getting these pictures?" "I sold my soul to Satan in exchange for a photo album."
While a lie travels halfway around the world the truth is still putting its pants on.
"Hey, boys...GOD IS ANGRY WITH YOU!"
"We're...we're going to...die?" "Yes- wait! What's this switch?" "What? Will it save us?" "Huh? Oh, I was just kidding. Yes, we're going to die."
Poets have been cuiously silent on the subject of cheese.
"There are three things I cannot tolerate; cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and he posseses all three of these."
"A friend will bail you out of prison, but a best friend will be sitting next to you, saying, "Wow, we really screwed that up..."
Bursts into tears "I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were- they were- the milk! OH GOD THE MILK!"
I'm desparately trying to figure out why Kamikazee pilots wore helmets.
"It's irrationale, it's impossible, it's against my religion." "You oughta be locked up!"
"Zak! My father!" "No, Drizzt, I am...your MOTHER!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
It's clear that we've reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us. As self-appointed stab-master, my first act is to slay all of you.
I am the unbeliever, a shadow on the planes. A whisper true, a song to you, my lover's soul refrains...
No trespassers! Violaters will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
"Oh yeah? Well, EAT MY METALLIC TEETH!"
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
There are two kinds of pedestrians; the quick and the dead.
"BUT I SUPERGLUED IT! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
I've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut up.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry?
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you but trusting them enough not to.
The easy part is hating you. The hard part is admitting I will love you forever.
Take my hand, we'll make it. I swear.
There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies, and statistics. (Thanks, Skaoi!)
You said you'd never let go. You lied.
To live is to love. To love is to die one thousand deaths...and survive.
You say you can't stand to see me get hurt. Is that why you close your eyes when you hurt me?
See? I'm obsessed with quotes.
I also love Chuck Norris jokes...honestly, who doesn't?
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the informatin he wants.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets ... bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because the word 'hunting' implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't play hide-and-go-seek. He plays hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then its fucking beef.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Smart parents teach their kids that 2+2= whatever Chuck Norris wants it to equal.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris puts the word 'laughter' in the word 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
When Chuck Norris falls into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but he was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says "Now".
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
When newborn babies are born they cry because they know they've entered a world with Chuck Norris.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagra Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a cardboard box.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chuck Norris happens to be there. In that case, the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you'll die.
The most honorable way to die is to take a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
Chuck Norris once finished the "Song that Never Ends".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following too close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
ADD is not a disease. It's just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could kill you at any moment.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He ends all things.
Chuck Norris does not predict the future; the future just better do what Chuck Norris says.
A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why unicorns no longer exist.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapon with 2 pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris only has one hand; the upper hand.
Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say 'I end lives'. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say 'Chuck Norris', which means the same thing.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds; Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.
There are no disabled people, just people who have met Chuck Norris.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer; Chuck Norris.
If his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
There are 3 sides to the force; the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why, he will just stare at you grimly.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Ever.
Chuck Norris once shot down an entire plane with his finger by yelling, "Bang!"
If Superman and Flash were to race to the end of the univers do you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a 'get out of jail free card' and a green 4 from the game Uno.
Before science was invented, it was believed that Autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
When most people claim to be "killing time", it's only an expression. When Chuck Norris kills time, the minutes actually cease to exist.
Chuck Norris can smell your fear.
King Kong built the wall around Skull Island to protect himself from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, Pope John Paul II, and Santa Claus walked into a bar. Only Chuck Norris left the bar.
Chuck Norris doesn't search google. He just stares at the screen until Google comes up.
The bubble burst because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the face.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the crap out of viruses. That’s why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris doesnt breathe, he takes air hostage.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to wear a gas mask. Gas needs to wear a Chuck Norris mask.
When you turn over China it says “Made by Chuck Norris”
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
To prove it isn't that big a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15
Chuck Norris throws stones in glass houses.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing
Chuck Norris owns neither microwave nor oven. When he is hungry, he
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "fucking."
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt mow the lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
In a fight between Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, and Darth Maul verses Yoda, Mace Windu, and Obi-Wan Kenobi... The winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not tea-bag anyone... He Potato-sacs them
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fell into a pit of lava and nearly drowned.
When Chuck Norris fought Jack Bauer, the world imploded.
Chuck Norris doesn't do commentaries, commentaries do him.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact roundhouse-kicked to death by Chuck Norris.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse/spin kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.
Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
Chuck Norris once did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.
If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children.
A Chevy truck was totalled in a car accident. It hit black ice, then hit Chuck Norris. You tell me what did the damage.
I now have five stories, which I am very proud of. Please read and review them, I looooooove reviews. Don't flame them, I don't love flames. In short, I HATE THEM!
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