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EH!

Funny!

Sasukeshook the thought out of his head that he liked that blond dobe.

You know you do. A voice that sounded exactly like himself rang through his mind.

"Who the hell are you?" Sasuke asked, acidentaly out loud. It didn't really matter though, no one was there.

Oh cut that shit! I'm your inner self, you knew that!

"Fine, whatever, what do you want?"

Admit it... you like the blond.

"That idiot?"

That's all you've beenm thinking about for the past... hour? Maybe?

"Your crazy."

I'M crazy? Man, your having a conversation with yourself. Weigh it.

"Just go away." Sasuke was annoyed.

Fine... but you know you do... you know... The voice faded off as Sasuke sighed in relief.

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Serious Research by Marijn reviews
Team Hebi take an evening off hunting down Uchiha Itachi. 'Didn't you guys eat during missions'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Do or Don't by Shaitanah reviews
SuigetsuSasuke. Sasuke tries reverse psychology on Suigetsu. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Tupperware Meets Piranha by Lisea18 reviews
Why did Suigetsu accept to follow Sasuke? And just what kind of relationship can exist between a Tupperware and a piranha? YAOI SuigetsuSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Ambition's End by Singe reviews
If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Want to be in His Arms Forever by Aruuuu reviews
Sasuke is dealing with his new found love for his older brother. What happens when everyone finds out about their relationship? How will his family take it, how will they deal with it? UCHIHACEST! not sure where this story is going..LemonYaoiSmut [On Hold
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Atomic Blue Pieces by Denwa reviews
They are always too far for reaching. [Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Take Me Apart by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
And those words would always disturb him. Kakasasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 268 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Peeping Tom by Emo-Insomniac reviews
They cant get each other off their minds. But neither will be the first to admit it. Gaara gets kidnapped. So will Sasuke make the first move? SasuGaa SasukexGaara. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,397 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Potential by Streetwise reviews
AU, Modern. Some people are beyond help, but no one is beyond hope. But Naruto doesn't want to settle for hope, not when the Snake is threatening to destroy Sasuke forever. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,417 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why? by Lisea18 reviews
Kisame is curious, why did Itachi let Sasuke live twice? He asks the question… What will Itachi answer?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Sasuke by Aruuuu reviews
sequal to Happy Birthday Gaara...BONDAGESMUTTKINK! SasuGaaSasu...2nd chapter updated!COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Hell child by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Itachi realises his brother is gay, so it is up to him to carry on the Uchiha clan. With a Malepregnancynojustu ready, he finds someone who can impregnate him, without Itachi killing them in the progress. OroIta Mpreg. Slight crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
patshiva by lokogato-sama reviews
Itachi is dead. Orochimaru is indifferent. Sasuke is home and he’s the same stupid bastard, except where he’s changed. [SasuNaru subtext, Team 7 pseudofluff] [slight gore] [3700 words]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Vacation by Bella Shia reviews
Their parents go on a random vacation, leaving Itachi to look after Sasuke. What chaos occurs? - Obviously this is back in time. NOT INCEST. Crack. One shot -
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Brotherly Cliche Moment by Your Local Sadist reviews
It's Sasukes' birthday, so Itatchi comes over to spend time with his only brother. Humorful Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Seme or Uke by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharingan Clash by 1008604 reviews
The Uchiha brothers are abruptly reunited, but for what purpose did Itachi come to seek out Sasuke? As Naruto and Sakura find out, the Sharingan has many more uses than to just aid in fighting. [One Shot] [R&R Please] [Major OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Desire by Vampire Ifurita reviews
Something is missing. Sasuke realizes this one day, out of the blue. Can the desire he feels for a certain red headed Kazekage be the answer? GaaSasu. Smutty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Gaara! by Aruuuu reviews
Its Gaara's Birthday and Sasuke has a surprise for him Written for my good friend K's Birthday! hope u like it K!SEQUEL POSTED! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Laters and Nows by KMMK reviews
The difference between Sasuke and Naruto is simple: It's later and now. Oneshot. NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Buzzed by Suteneko-chan reviews
Kakashi really wasn't expecting this. KAKASASU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Words Unspoken by Jedi.Vixen reviews
Oneshot. Itachi returns to Konoha for the last time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Concern by ElfFlame reviews
There was an accident, and Lucius is worried. Sequel to A Conversation and Potion Making 101.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Bad dreamer by suger-snake reviews
A scared Sasuke spends the night with Itachi after a bad dream [itasasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Valentine's by EvilChibi reviews
Valentine's Day for Sasuke is generally something best avoided. It's rated for one little ittybitty word... and implied sex.Kakasasu, if you look past the kakasasuness you'd possible notice a slight narusasuness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Potion Making 101 by ElfFlame reviews
Lucius interrupts Severus’s potionmaking. SS LM Sequel to A Conversation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Bloodplay by SiriuslovesRemus reviews
Severus and Lucius discover a shared fetish. Unbeta'ed, PWP, LM x SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Aesthetic Pleasantry by Odyssion reviews
He never knew one little bruise in the wrong place could cause such havoc. KakaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Thinking Outside the Box by Snitwick reviews
The first assignment Kakashi assigns his Philosophy class each year is a onepage paper on the word if. It's the first, last and only test he hands out. Who will pass it this year? KakaSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Black Math by SiriuslovesRemus reviews
The things Harry does on impulse! Your basic PWP featuring Severus x Harry one experimental night. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Untiteled by lovelikecrazyy reviews
This is the reason why we should all learn to spell. Kinda Yaoi. SasuGaa. Rated just to be safe. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Apron no Jutsu by nescione reviews
Sasuke is stuck under house arrest in Kakashi's house and Kakashi needs to stop being Sasuke's mother. Apronfic with a twist, sort of. KakaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Heaven in your eyes by Chesiere Cat reviews
The Uchiha siblings, Itachi and Sasuke get stranded together on a godknowwhere island. What will happen? Yaoi. Incest. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 831 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete