Salistina
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Joined 06-17-06, id: 1069263, Profile Updated: 02-16-15
Author has written 4 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Naruto, and White Knight Chronicles.

Greetings, Earthling scum!

I'm sorry to say that I'm a wannabe writer without much practice in writing, so my stories will probably suck a bit. Especially my older stories. But, if you want to read them anyways, go for it!

I'm using my current FFs as writing warm-up/practice material as I work on some of my original works. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated! I'll be a bit upset at first, but I'll get over it and recognize the truth in your words. I will respond to flames by writing an angry retort, sitting on it for a few days before I send it, then eventually deleting it and ignoring your flame. But you can rest assured that you did get a rise out of me. ;)

My main focuses in life are IT, web development and design, art (traditional and digital), a webcomic, and a little bit of writing. I love math, but it doesn't love me much, anymore. D: My brain died when I was 19.

So, now I'm having fun building robots, plotting world domination, and drawing beautiful pictures. And, sometimes, I cackle evilly. But not when anyone's around.

Oh, and did I mention that my hair is bright red?

Those of you that have seen the show will know who I'm a female incarnate of. Oh, but I can't ice skate. I fall on my butt and cry.

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It's really a lot of fun to get back into writing! I'm working on three different stories simultaneously, so the creative juices are getting flowing, again! And I've mostly gotten past my emo writing phase. Some of you might have noticed that shift during my Luck of the Blade story. I wrote a lot of those chapters when I was going through a pretty tough time in my life. They kind of reflect that, I'm afraid.

But! My life is amazing, right now! Not all peaches and buttercups, but pretty darned close. Hell! What else could anyone ask for?

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Xiaolin Showdown: The Jack Pack Season 2 by Stryker Young reviews
With Jack in a coma and Stryker captured, what will the remaining Jack Pack members do to reunite their team? Can Jack break through the Sapphire Dragon's hold? Are they doomed to lose their best friend forever? Or will Jack simply become...something else?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,376 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/31/2014
Stuck In The Impossible by NeverShoutRawr reviews
Taylor isn't clumsy but she does fall. When she falls she has a habit of finding alternate realities. At least that's what happened this time. This world bombards her with cosplaying psychos and apparently a childhood memory. So how is she going to live?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,704 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
A World Apart by Panther Moon reviews
What would happen if Alphonse's soul detatched from his suit of armor? A story about where Al ends up and his journey to return home. FMA X Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,801 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sakura H., Alphonse E.
In Between Worlds by Dean's Dirty Little Secert reviews
Rachel Simmons has just moved in with her cousins and is now attending Austen High. Everything is new and strange to her, but if there is one thing she knows it that Kakashi Hatake from Naruto, shouldn't be teaching her math class. Kakashixoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Millenium Dragon by Sora W.T.K reviews
In a matter of 6 days, one boy will discover a magnificent yet horrifying and dangerous truth deep within himself...
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 1/29/2006
Xiaolin Idol 2 by princ3ssch3rri3bl0ss0m724 reviews
[CHAPTER 8 UP] They sing scat, and all that's left are damn i cant think of a penname, Chase, and Amanda. You have to vote, OR ELSE THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006
911 through a dragons eyes by dragondrewversion2 reviews
The events of 911 told through the eyes of Jake Long.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Jake
Artemis Fowl: XIAOLIN STYLE! by Heartless Dragon reviews
An incredible performance of Artemis Fowl by the characters of Xiaolin Showdown!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006
Obedience by DixieMame reviews
When Kimiko accidentally uses a new Shen Gong Wu on Jack Spicer,she gains a servant! But what happens when your former enemy starts winning you over? Finished
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
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A Girl From Hell
Jack Spicer has created a portal to hell and has successfully summoned a demon girl. Unfortunately, the demon is only slightly better than Jack at fighting the Xiaolin Monks head on. She does have a sound head on her shoulders and can think fast, though. Some Jack/OC, but this is mostly an action/adventure story. Those are more fun, anyways.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,391 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/16
The Luck of the Blade reviews
Maruha has no chakura, which marks her as disabled among the ninjas. Inspite of her disability, she impresses the hokage, or compresses his skull. Either way, she's won the first of many battles. But she only plays one part in this world of ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Eyes of the Lost
Working in a winery and living in a prosperous city is fine and dandy, but when the Magi attack Balandor and kidnap the Princess
White Knight Chronicles - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Rapacci, Setti
Out of a Friend, An Enemy reviews
A new girl joins the Xiaolin Monks, but is she their friend or their enemy? Only the future will tell.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006