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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Are you neutral? Take a pick of the choices.

If you're not, then carry on.

If you are, then join me here sitting on the edge of the battlefield and watch the lovers and haters war. It's quite amusing.

"A lot of knowledge is a dangerous thing, so is a little.
The important thing is to never stop questioning."
- Albert Einstein

Something 'bout me: Real life grade-S jerk. Picky reader. Doesn't always leave reviews. Will go with anything as long as it's well-written and actually works. Angsty writing tendencies. Returning with a vengeance after three years. Hello, 2012. Check me out at my public page.

Something 'bout views: Hardcore member of the mini-est support group on the whole of Shippingverse, KonanxItachi. Will read the Icha Icha books if there is such a thing. Devoted to the amazingness of Crack!Writers able to pull their pairings off.

All Aboard: Noctis Lucis Caelum, Final Fantasy Versus XIII protagonist (well, now Final Fantasy XV). Although I'm pretty fine with his pair (Stella Nox Fleuret) who is the main antagonist at that, I kinda still have this intense craving for him being paired with Lightning. I know, I know, they're not in the same time or even universe, but to hell with that.


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STATUS
(updated randomly)

Ω Gods of Vindication - Rated T-M; Chapter 11: The Poisonous Tacenda
Ω Scorpio: Blood Saga of the Dead War - ItachixKonan; T-M; Part 8: Veins of Fire
Ω Psyche and Ganymede (Naruto U!) - ItachixKonan, college fic; T-M; Part I is missing, will look for in old hard drives

She was his teacher. Plus, she was married.
And he always had been after a challenge.

In Naruto University, Itachi was one of the most talented students they had. Not almost perfect, but perfect. At everything. He skipped a lot of grades, and now at twenty-two, was the youngest who was taking his second masters degree under Prof. Nagato Konan. Her personality wasn't all that, but she looked pretty damn good that no one really believed she was almost forty.

And it didn't take long for him to find out about her private life, how she wished it to be perfect, but couldn't. The rumors that she wanted a child but couldn't conceive seemed to be true, but as he remembered his biology teacher said before, getting hands-on is one of the best keys to learn.
Ω Blindsided (Naruto U!) SasukexSakura, college fic; T-M (companion fic to Psyche and Ganymede)

'Cause friends with benefits
Was more than he could handle

He proposes something he never once thought he'd regret.


STORY SCALE
Future fics.

Libra: Scales of Research - (OrochimaruHinata) A strange twist of fate makes him realize the humanity that lay dormant inside him.
Gods of Destruction - Gods of Vindication sequel.
Gods of Resurrection - companion/prequel fic to Gods of Vindication. Story of Orochimaru and Tsunade.
Orpheus' Requiem - Sephiroth wasn't Hojo's. He was Vincent's. VincentLucrecia
Syzygy - He can bring her back, for a price. Tifa is willing, but does he choose his loyal childhood friend, or his first love? Aerith. Cloud. Tifa.
December Schadenfreude - (SasuSakuKarin Abuse fic) After they took him back, he was changed. Powerful. Abusive. Hurting. All his turbulent past catching up to him. Yet, she embraced it all.
Scorpio: Synthesize - (Konan POV) You never forget your first.
Noir et Blanc - Sakura. Medical student. Intern. SCIENTIST. Sasuke. Addict. Lab rat. TEST SUBJECT. Illegal.Human.Research.
The Mistake - (SasuHina multichap) Let's say that Itachi and Kisame were supposed to take Sasuke and Sakura as hostage for Naruto. That is, supposed. "Who is that?""The girl! You said I'll kidnap the girl, right?""... I know I said a girl, but I wasn't referring to the Hyuuga."
Kaleidoscope - Itachi sees a lot of things he shouldn't: Illusions Konan wanted. It was so real they hurt.
The Harbringers - The Council deemed Sasuke to be executed as traitor. For Naruto and Sakura, they would go to the utmost lengths to save him, even break every rule and run away...
Battle Medic - (multichap) I am Haruno Sakura. I don't work at the hospital, I'm not restricted to the status of wearing high-collared lab coats and white biohazard suits with the red cross up front. I fight alongside my team, and I witness every heartwrenching scene that causes the injuries I heal.
Color Her Crimson - (Springfire rewrite) There are secrets to the Mangekyou. And he's out to kill her for it.
Dirty Little Secret - (SasuSaku) The secret's out, Sasuke's gay!
Coffin For Rent - (Gen fic) On parents day, the whole Team Seven visit every one of theirs. Every single one.
Seventh Heaven - Bartenders have a job requiring them to be part psychiatrists or advisers. Now let's try and ask the one in Konoha...
Excerpts from the Diary of Mikoto Uchiha - "You know what this means, right, Bastard? RIGHT? It means MY dad, banged YOUR mom, and you can't do anything about it." These are the things that never get written in history books, and they're finding out right now. (MinatoxMikoto)
The Uzumaki Effect - (My Sabotage extension) In the things that really matter, Sasuke always loses to Naruto. Always.
Smoke and Mirrors - (ItachiTsunami) She looked like Mikoto.
Knight in Bloodstained Armor - (SakuSasuKarin; ItachiKonanPein) "I... love you." But I know you love her. "You're heaven in this mess." And he takes you away from me.
Violence and Vanilla - (LightningStorm FFvXIII AU) A one-way rift between dimensions. And then... their worlds collide.
Asperatus Wreck - (ItachiKonan) She turned slowly to look at him over her shoulder - "Who is she?" "Dude. She's expensive." "What?" - and he'd blown off a semester's tuition fee for one night.
Callous - Wow. If she'd ever seen an epic catfight between men, this must be it. It looked so gay. NejiInoSai.
Psychomachia - (Kyuubi POV) He watched the baby squalling before his cage. "Shut up!" It kept crying, snot-nosed and red-faced. "I AM KURAMA, SHUT UP!" Dear kami-sama, what the hell did he do to deserve this?
The Uchiha Empire - ... came crashing down around Sasuke as a fraud on the news. Taken into the care of a law officer's family, he learns to appreciate the ordinary. AU SasuSaku


misc
(If it doesn't open, take out the Fanfiction part of the link because for some reason FF keeps adding it even though I never put it in there.)

Torture Room, Gods of Vindication, and My Sabotage in Vietnamese translated by xoigoi.labang, the very first translator to contact me.

Gods of Vindication line art of a scene by Laniol. First ever fanart I got. :D


Update (June 20, 2012)

Ω WHY?! Goddamnit. Had been editing a load of crap on my former stories, fixing tenses and typos and fillers and unnecessary details and whatnot, then suddenly a friend says, "Hey, the new Naruto chapter is up. Here's the link." And so I click the link and then BAM.

Right in my face. DEARSWEETKAMISAMA- Goddamn you Itachi, just GODDAMN YOU.

Itachi has now successfully distracted me from my editing and I am on a rampage to finish Damage Control. This is just so freaking... ERGH. It's so bittersweet, ASDLKJLDSFO -stomps sobbing into the corner-

Update (December 29th 2013)

Ω Holy crap, I've finally updated Gods of Vindication. Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. Hahaha!

Happy Holidays, everyone!

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In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke finds a boy that looks exactly like his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other lookalikes begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 158 - Words: 714,597 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Ino Y., Karin
Bestseller by River Laren reviews
Because of money problems, the Akatsuki are entering a writing contest designed to find the next bestseller. The characters must be based in reality, and the choices of Itachi and Konan as the protagonists of the romance will have far reaching consequences no one foresaw. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Itachi U., Konan, Akatsuki
Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23752 - Favs: 13,392 - Follows: 12,301 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Outer Limits by Nan00k reviews
Their entire world lay subject to Kevin Flynn's rules, except for the Sea of Simulation. There, there are no boundaries to the outside laws of the modern, connected world. ...Rinzler isn't done just yet. Post-Legacy
Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,464 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Tron/Rinzler, Sam Flynn
Curtains by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
Rumors are often brutal, but sometimes they lead to truths you don't expect. Implied Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wind Up Dolls by Misery's-Toll reviews
A fairy boy and a nothing girl find each other. AU Homeless SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,988 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
carpet burns by sarsaparillia reviews
This is not a game of forgive and forget. — Karin/Sakura/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
once upon a time by the general girl reviews
Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ninth Night by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
ruined by Nautica Dawn reviews
She thinks she might understand why he is a former clergyman instead of a current one. There's no way a wild thing like him could stay tame enough for that. /secret santa fic for tricky
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Companionship in Paper by Akatsuki210 reviews
Konan would never have guessed that she and Itachi might have anything in common, but she's about to find out differently. One shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Prelude by sinemoras09 reviews
Somehow, everything starts falling apart. Konan, Itachi. Implied Konan x Pein. Spoilers for chapter 450.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
With Intention by dismaynight reviews
Brothers are different, after all... in almost every way. / ItaKar or Itachi x Karin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Karin, Itachi U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Power and Duty by wynn12 reviews
People usually think about Nobility as a rich, easy life. Rukia was learning otherwise, as her duties were presented as the price to be paid. Byakuya/Rukia aka byaruki pairing. Chapter 13 uploaded!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,108 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K.
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Love Me Down by unkeptsecret reviews
It stood to reason, then, that Shizune could allow herself to be stupid about something, just one thing, after a lifetime of spartan practicality, so Shizune lets herself be stupid for Kabuto. Shizune/Kabuto. Eventual Shizune/Genma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Quintessential Kidnap Story by bergundy reviews
Itachi has kidnapped Sakura, and she doesn't know what he wants. Fortunately, she's only dreaming...or is she?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Deviant Behavior by keem reviews
Nothing ever escapes L's watchful gaze.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
Desperate Misconceptions by Hersheys Rocks reviews
He never understood her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Romantism by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Going Long by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Empyreal Paradox by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Naruto. Sakura. The Village of the Hidden Leaf. At the end, there was only the beginning. [Sequel to Garden of Sanctuary and Medusa Javelin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,925 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5119 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Wrestling Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Psychology by Novelist Pup reviews
Insanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Ask Suigetsu? by Novelist Pup reviews
You'd be lucky or delusional if you got a reply... A simple parody on one of the oddest crazes yet. [Spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Self Destruction Lies In Numbers by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
The world was three: Her. Him. And speed. Epilogue SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 243,573 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ambition's End by Singe reviews
If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Never Spoken by Luinuial reviews
When Rangiku attempts to distract herself by actually doing her paper work, she stumbles across a discarded note that succeeds in reminding her of Gin. Post SS, but before the Bounto or Arrancar arcs. [One Shot]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2007 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Blind by Insidiae reviews
[We grope for the wall like the blind, and we grope as if we had no eyes.] In one way or another, every Uchiha is blind. Oneshot, genfic. Uchihacentric, Tobito theory.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Torune - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 231 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Ink Me by Krickitat reviews
An Exploration of Body modification and the passion of art in some of its rarest forms, What is the ultimate expression of a painter? Sakura just might find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,069 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ironic Love by LJforever reviews
Ironic how love works. Sakura begged Sasuke to stay but he left her 6 years ago. Now, it's Sasuke's turn to beg for Sakura to stay. Will the timing ever work out for them? rated for sexual content in Ch. 9..2 versions of it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,510 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Migraine by BewareMySpork reviews
[SasuSaku Slight Sasucentric OneShot] Sasuke hated Migraines. But can Sakura help him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
High School Life: Freshmen by fudge chocoholic reviews
First year... Ang adjustment period. Paano kaya makakaadjust ang ating mga paboritong ninja. Ep,ep,ep! Wala ninja skills diyan! Complete! Finally!
Naruto - Rated: T - Filipino - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,226 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seven Centric] In which Team Seven is caught in a blizzard and Sasuke learns to accept a bit of affection.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Reinvention of Memory by Luc Court reviews
Set around ch.307. Spoilers. Trying to fix a three man team has its own quirks for Sakura, especially when there are four people involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cookies and Cream by Maya-nii reviews
'You're gonna pay for that.' 'Make me.' 'Oh, I will.'
Flame of Recca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Tokiya M., Fuuko K. - Complete
Copycat by Link and Luigi reviews
Gai has finally found the ONE THING Kakashi cannot use his Sharingan to copy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Seto Kaiba's Christmas Carol by TheJapaneseWeirdo reviews
ONE SHOT! What happens when the reincarnation of Kisara appears one night in Seto Kaiba's bedroom and trys to change him in time for Christmas? Will she change him? Or will her plan back fire? Read to find out! R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Seto K., Kisara - Complete
Welcome To: by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Jiraiya doesn't understand some things. Others he understand all too well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Jiraiya - Complete
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The True Adventures of the Yondaime Hokage by Spectrum reviews
Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Minato N. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Gods of Vindication reviews
"The resemblance is... incredible." His revenge and her past collide. —SasuSaku/OroTsuna— CHAPTER XI: The Poisonous Tacenda
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,101 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scorpio: The Blood Saga reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
Scorpio: Damage Control reviews
- ItachiKurenai - You never forget your first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Itachi U., Kurenai Y.
Insignificance reviews
Nail polish to Itachi was just plain annoying. Konan, he didn't mind much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Springfire reviews
Story to be deleted. Apologies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Of Stripping and Poker reviews
.:LightCrack:. Contrary to popular belief, Sakura completely dominated the field of gambling unlike her superior. "HAH, YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!" And so, Naruto's idea of strip poker resulted in their two other teammates wanting to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Sabotage reviews
SasukeSakura Where in things that really matter, Sasuke always loses to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Behind the Big Screen reviews
As Sakura watches the audience in the darkness of the theater, she envied them, that they could believe it was for real even for just a few hours. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Libra: Scales of Research reviews
.:OrochimaruxHinata:. Because you can't stop the addiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Orochimaru, Hinata H.
Sunfire reviews
So he lost Sakura. That's all she knew, but through some strange way, the medic herself wanted Hinata to heal Sasuke. SasuHina Chapter Two
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Odds of Fire and Nature reviews
[SasukexSakura] Because she's a pyromaniac, and he's a naturalist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love's Rapids reviews
It's simple. Two in a small raft, plus one raging river. Warning: Perverted Sasuke. "Uhm… Sasukekun, can you take the flashlight out of your pocket? It's digging into my back." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Looking After reviews
Being placed as a watchtower guard on a stormy night and forgetting any protection against it is a hated assignment for Sakura, until someone radios in and has a chat. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
PseudoDoppelganger reviews
Two years after Sasuke's eternal slumber, confessions spill out in unwanted ways. "You're messing with me.""I'm not." SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Torture Room reviews
Sakura was assigned to be Sasuke's interrogator, since physical torture wouldn't work on him. Only problem is, she doesn't know who would break first. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sick reviews
It was impossible. But it happened. He didn't realize that letting go was that hard. IchigoRukia
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
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