Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.
"My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music and silence" -Edith Sitwell
“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ and there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better” -Ellen DeGeneres
“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup” -H L Mencken (1880-1956)
Setouq Morf Scif
“Courage is not a lack of fear. Courage is when fear takes hold with both, cold hands, and you feel it as surely as you feel the sun... and you do what is right anyway.”
'SecretKeeper' ni eht yrots 'Advenged Sevenfold', retpahc 13, And Embers Rise (yrots no mugglenet.com fanfiction)
'Black had gotten himself killed by curtains of all things. The death, if anything, was fitting.' -Snape
'Mastery' by 'EA Simpson', chapter 17.
“Sorry. I don’t get detentions. I’ve only had three, make that five now, since I’ve been here.”
Hermione laughed. Harry couldn’t help himself either having five in a single week. He smiled as his friend commented, “I think Susan Bones was a low profile target – a hard worker and well liked by everyone. Susan Potter, on the other hand, is a high profile target for anyone with an axe to grind with the man in her life. Welcome to the Close Associates of Harry club! Girls who used to be friendly will be jealous. Boys will be a bit uncomfortable around you, not wanting to seem like their flirting with Harry’s wife. The teachers will probably be the worst. Most of them dislike seeing students given special status or attention. You have your own suite, your own house elf and your own set of rules.” -Susan Bones and Harry
'To Fight the Coming Darkness' by 'jbern', chapter 32, According to the Plan
“Severus, I fear you are merely over reacting based on the incident with Professor Lupin’s familiar- (The familiar is Sirius) (Dumbledore speaking)
“IT PURPOSELY RELIEVED ITSELF ON MY TROUSER LEG!” Snape yelled.
The echo of his voice filled the empty hallways as it flooded the castle and Ron was forced to hastily clamp a hand over his mouth to stifle the laugh that suddenly tried to escape.
Uoy thgim ton evah yletepmoc tog taht eno, s'ti ynnuf fi uoy daer eht yrots, eveileb em, yawyna, taht s'eno dellac 'Fugitives of Azkaban' by 'BajaB', chapter 5, 'Returning Home'.
Stupid boy hissed Ice. Swing the other way, the other way—not that way! Are you trying to take my tail off?!
Yes Harry hissed back as he took another swipe at the snake. Ice gave a panicked hiss.
If you hit me, then I will—
You’ll what? Glare at me? teased Harry lightly.
I’ll take your tail off!
I don’t have a tail
I’ll improvise said Ice darkly. Harry shivered and got back to practicing with his sword.
SWING THE OTHER WAY! Ice protested again.
You were supposed to swing that way last time, and then this time you were supposed to swing like last time! You left yourself wide open… you would have been killed in an instant in a real sword fight!
Well, I’m not in a real sword fight right now, so I think I’m safe
For the moment. But don’t come crying to me when you get your head chopped off because of your carelessness!
First, I wouldn’t be crying. I would be dead. Second, you would be the last person I would go to, because you’re a snake. What could you do to help my chopped head?
Very funny, you stupid boy. Get working! snapped Ice.
No response to that one, huh?
You’re a stupid, lazy child. You’re just trying to distract me from criticizing you!
If I was trying to distract you, I would be swinging the sword at you—like this
YOU USELESS CHILD! STOP BEFORE I BITE YOU!
I’m SO scared
You should be
I was being sarcastic!
No you weren’t. I could tell, you stupid child
You couldn’t tell your front end from your back!
It’s difficult not to, you stupid boy! Why, oh why, did I have to have a master like YOU? Why couldn’t I have a strong, dependable master instead of an impudent, unruly 15-year-old?
Because I’m the only one other then Voldemort who can speak Parseltongue. And, admit it, you love me
Love?! You are growing insane. Maybe it’s from lack of sleep—you can go to bed early tonight, master, if tomorrow you don’t spit out such crazy statements
In denial, are we?
'Return of the Parents' by 'autumnbreeze12', chapter 40. Yrrah dna sih ekans, Eci, gniugra ni Parseltounge.
“Yeah, I guess you’re right,” he finally said. “What are you doing at the D.A. meeting this week?”
“I’m going to hang you by your toes and have people shoot hexes at you,” Harry answered with a laugh as Ron’s face fell. “I’m joking, Ron.”
“I knew that!” he said overly loud.
'Harry Potter and the Loss of Innocence' by 'Ioci', chapter 39, 'the end of the beginning' (siht cif si eno fo ym s'vaf (sey s'ti no ym s'vaf tsil) tub siht sah ot eb eno fo eht pot, I reven daer-er scif sselnu er'yeht yllaer doog, dna neve neht, yeht evah ot eb llams, siht si a gib eno, 46 sretpahc, htiw a ralimis htgnel retpahc leuqes. DAER TI!!)
Snape nodded. "Still, had you been in Slytherin, I might have been better able to temper my--"
"Hatred? Disgust? Or your mind-bogglingly, all-consuming loathing of everything Potter, coupled with the desire to see my head brining in your lab?"
"Indeed." Snape's lip twitched again.
Lifting his own eyebrows, Harry gave him as much of a cheeky smile as he could muster. "Yeah, that would've been nice."
'Walk the Shadows' by 'jharad17' , chapter 18.
“I have heard that it is awful.” She said quietly, playing with her stew. (gniklat tuoba Azkaban)
Sirius turned his head and his shadowed gray eyes engaged her bright blue ones. Time stretched itself thin as spider silk while unspoken questions took shape in the space between them. Finally, Sirius whispered almost to himself, "They said that I was crazy. That I was insane because I sat in Azkaban for twelve years and acted normal. They said that I had killed twelve Muggles and one wizard. They said that I ratted out my two best friends and caused their deaths. They said I felt no remorse and that the dementors couldn't take my soul because I didn't have one.”
Maggie felt sudden tears well up behind her eyes as he took a deep breath and continued, “But I did feel and I do have a soul. And every July 31st, I sat down in a corner of my cell and picked up a small rock. With this rock, I would write the words Dear Harry on the wall of my cell. I wrote my godchild a letter every year, wishing him a happy birthday, telling him that I was innocent, that I would be back for him soon, and that I was sorry.” (I just started crying here)
'The lives we touch' by 'Beccabo', chapter 12, understanding.
Of course, he couldn't blame Muggles entirely. Oh no, Minerva had her share of blame in this whole ploy to have Severus dress the Boy Who Lived in some silly costume then take him begging. (trick or treating)
'The Taming of Harry Potter' by 'Melissa Jooty', chapter 12, ties of blood and water.
“The Dementor’s Kiss is the usual sentence for Necromancy,” said Fudge, before Madame Bones could take the word again.
“What if he is the only one who can defeat You-Know-Who?”
“He’d still be alive, wouldn’t he?”
“And how do you propose he’d fight You-Know-Who then?” Amelia asked icily.
Fudge looked flustered. “Well, he – er...”
“I doubt drooling on him would scare Voldemort much,” Harry offered, his face dead serious but his eyes sparkling with amusement. “Perhaps he’d be so grossed out he takes a bath and accidentally drowns himself, but I wouldn’t count on it.”
'innocence is fleeting , death stays true forever' by 'SSC', chapter 5, 'trial'. DEKCIW CIF!!
“I’d rather Madam Pomf-“ Harry started to say but Lockhart was faster and suddenly the pain was gone. Actually he felt nothing from his previously broken arm which now resembled a rubber glove. Harry stared at it horrified.
“Oh well. That can happen,” Lockhart said, “The import-“
“What can happen?” came Sirius’s enraged voice. He took one look at Harry and growled, “What the bloody hell have you done to my son?”
“You see, he had a broken bone, now he doesn’t,” Lockhart said brightly.
“He doesn’t have any bones left in his arms you moron!”
“There’s no need to be rude-“
Lockhart was suddenly holding a bleeding nose.
“I told you to stay away from my son! Now look what you’ve done! You’ve gone and disappeared his arm bones and hurt my hand with your nose,” Sirius cried shaking his hand. (hahahahahahaha)
'The name is Potter Black!' by 'PadyandMoony', chapter 13 'When the secrets come to light'
“You’re not going to go crazy on me when you’re pregnant, are you?” Harry asked, entwining his fingers in hers. ( Ot Ynnig. Enoimreh sah neeb yrev... mre... yzarc, s'ehs tnangerp.)
“But where would be the fun in that,” she responded. “If I’m doing all the work in carrying your children, I should get to go a little crazy.”
“All right, but just a little,” he conceded, leaning in closer.
“All right,” she agreed, before responding to his kiss.
They could have stayed there quite happily for quite some time all wrapped up in each other, had they not been interrupted by Ron shouts and an explosion coming from the direction of the living room. They pulled apart and looked at each other, Harry having visions of rouge Death Eaters in his living room, while Ginny thought of Hermione cursing her brother for taking the chip she wanted, before they both spurned into action and ran out of the kitchen. What they found made them both stop in their tracks.
Ron was standing pointing his wand at what used to be Harry’s favorite recliner, but was now reduced to a large pile of smoldering stuffing, while Hermione was laying on the sofa flipping through the magazine Ginny had been reading earlier.
“What happened in here?” Ginny asked after the shock had worn off.
“Ron saw a spider,” Hermione replied without looking up as she turned the page.
“I guess Hermione isn’t the only one tightly wound around here,” Ginny muttered.
“My chair,” Harry whimpered while looking at the mess. “My Italian leather chair.”
“It was a big spider,” Ron tried to explain.
“But why did you have to kill my chair?” Harry asked.
“There isn’t even enough of it left to Reparo back together,” Ginny mentioned as she bit her lip to keep from smiling.
“It was a really huge spider,” he repeated meekly.
“The chair didn’t do anything wrong,” Harry said plucking a bit of stuffing off the wall sconce.
“It could have been a baby Acromantula,” Ron added.
“But why did my chair have to suffer?”
“I’m sure it didn’t,” Ginny placated, stifling a laugh, “it looks like it was quick.”
“I got it though,” Ron mentioned optimistically.
“I assume you are talking about the spider,” Ginny said with a snort, “because we can all see you got the chair.”
“Yes, I’m talking about the spider,” Ron snapped at his sister.
HAHAHAHA! 'Life Happens' by 'ColorOfAngels', chapter 36, Deliveries part 1. roop Yrrah
And that’s the thing about Harry, why being around him makes you grow up that much quicker and better. He makes you notice the important things, because he doesn’t see anything else.
-'a right hufflepuff' by 'opalish'
Somewhere, very far away, Harry sneezed.
modnar! 'Letter of Resignation' by 'Memories-of-the-Shadows', chapter 5.
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