DarkMagickAlchemist
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Joined 06-18-06, id: 1069971, Profile Updated: 10-20-08
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, and D.Gray-Man.

DarkMagickAlchemist

Well it's been a long time since I first started this account, yet I have not put down much on my profile, so here it is. Everthing except my name, age, number, and other personal stuff that would be considered a gold mine for stalkers.

10/20/2008 EDIT!: TO ALL WHO HAVE READ "THE NOAH'S MAID" PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM RE-DOING THAT STORY. IT SEEMS ONLY RIGHT AFTER HOW LONG IT'S TAKEN TO UPDATE. THE STORY HAS TAKEN SOME LONG CHANGES AND SO, I'M STARTING OVER! THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS WILL HAVE CHANGES AND YOU WILL GET THE REST OF THE STORY HOPEFULLY SOMETIME NEXT MONTH!

Likes: Anime, music, chinese food, movies, reading, drawing, e-mail, surfing the net, writing and making up stories. I think this would also be a good time to mention that I don't have a problem with yaoi. I don't know why, but ever since I put up The Noah's Maid, I've attracted a lot of people who don't like yaoi. It's not like I hate people who aren't into yaoi; I just hope you don't think I dislike yaoi as well (check my favorites people). And beware newcomers...Some of my favorites contain heavy content...

Dislikes: Math, extreme haters (if there's something you don't like than fine, whatever. But don't don't go bashing people. It makes you come off as a total @-hole), sourkraut, driving(I know it's supposed to help get me around, but I just hate cars for some reason), Encyclopedia Dramatica (don't give me that "It's a satire" speech. It's bullshit. Plain and simple. The people who love that site oh-so-much say they can take a joke and then get mad when someone makes a satire of their beloved ED. And to top it all off they gang up on the few people who show dislike of it like a bunch of rabid dogs. Satire? Give me a break!), hmmm...there's other stuff but I don't think I'll put them down now. It'll just makes me annoyed thinking about it.

Fav anime of all time: FullMetal Alchemist- There is nothing that anyone can say to tell me otherwise. FMA is THE best anime ever. So far, I have seen no competition.

Other notable mentions: Gunslinger Girl, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Wolf's Rain, Infinite Ryvius, Bleach, Blood: The Last Vampire (movie), Samurai Champloo, Gravitation, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Arashi no Yoru ni (One Stormy Night), Naruto (I am currently that annoying Yaoi loving- butthurt weeaboo-Narutard that you all hate. Don't make me flame you XD).

Sorry for anyone who has read The Noah's Maid and I haven't updated. I can't say I've got the best excuse. But please know I haven't totaly abandoned it. For the people who have reviewed and PM'ed me about it, thank you sooooooooooooo much. I appreciate them more than you know.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Cross by artbug reviews
Cross is not just a name, but a state of mind. He always hated children, but after picking up an utterly useless apprentice he has plenty of time to adjust... if he dosen't kill the brat first. Sequel to Mana.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,946 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/30/2007
Komui by artbug reviews
In one horrific night, everything Komui Lee had known and loved was torn from him. She's all he has left and he will find her, no matter what the cost.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,852 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/25/2007
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Worse Than Death by Dark Renegade reviews
Aizen finally gets pissed with the incompetence of his Espada and sentences six of them to the worst fate possible: making them live in the human world. Total crack fic that contains spoilers through the current arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,321 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
He is my Master by Dyeh reviews
Kyo's lost the bet. But... luckily, Akito's decided not to cage him. He's going to 'give Kyo away' instead. But... Kyo didn't expect to be given away to Hatori. Hatori x Kyo. Shounen ai. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kyo S., Hatori S.
Nothing to Lose by Still Forgotten reviews
Because Iruka's too prying,and losing the boy's trust is not an option now that that he finally has it. But trust is meant to be tested, and now, Iruka think's he's failed. IruNaru Rated M for language and implied or possibly potential rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,131 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Unlikely Combination by starrah reviews
He had another Innocence case to analyze. She had a new job to learn. Neither of them expected for it to end up this way. Pairing: Reever and Miranda Warning: Possible spoilers for post Edo arc chapters.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007
Polaris by Moonchild10 reviews
It is often said that office relationships rarely work out. Higuchi x Reiji Namikawa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
The Lives We Touch by Beccabo reviews
When Harry Potter is assigned to Maggie Thompson's class, the young teacher takes a liking to the strange but sweet young boy. As their friendship grows through the years, she becomes drawn into his mysterious & exciting world. Sirius and OFC romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,193 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Incline by ShadowSilk reviews
In which Near orchestrates a scheme to secretly board a large roller coaster, after being declared 'too short.' As an unfortunate amusement park employee is about to learn, this vertically challenged boy is not to be taken lightly. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Found by artbug reviews
another oneshot companion piece to Mana. The boy wanted nothing more than for someone to come find him.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
I Wish I Was Sorry by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Iruka Sensei, Can I Ask A Question? by HelKat reviews
.Oneshot. It's little six year old Naruto's birthday and there's this question that's been bothering him. He wants to ask Iruka, but it seems to be embarrassing. Thankfully, it turns out to have an easy answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Mana by artbug reviews
Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,720 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Lemonade by just call me Cappy reviews
In the sunny spring weather, a most unlikely relationship develops between two of Ouran High School's biggest Fujioka Haruhi fans ... KasanodaxRenge
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - R. Kasonada, Renge H. - Complete
Wasn't roaring, He was Weeping by Sparkableeder reviews
Iruka once didn't really know Naruto and even feared him. But one day when passing the swings he realized that a boy is a boy, no matter what is inside him. [Fluff] [Based on the song Weeping]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Progress by Vestibulocochlear reviews
Five short scenes, interconnected, in a not so usual day to day life. Slash. TresAbel. Rated for violence in later chapters.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2007
Hate Me and You Shall be Forgiven by Sadistic Sin reviews
He thought he suffered. After all, Branch members got the worst fate, right? Damn her and her stuck up ways. I'll bring her down. Can hate lead somewhere else? Neji14Hina13
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
The Hazards of Being the Boss's Girl by peroxidepest17 reviews
There's a price that comes with being the big dog in town.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Ganju S., Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Womanhood by boyxboyislove reviews
Kyouya is changed into a girl by an angry member of the Dark Magic Club. Tamaki finds himself attracted to Kyouya as a girl,this leads to ANGST! warnings YAOI LATER ON! Magical gender changing may lead to angry yaoi fangirls! constructive reviews only!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,943 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Drained Time by Astellecia reviews
All things bow before the turn of the clock's hand [Rabi X Miranda]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Sex Life by Karessa reviews
Shigure complains that he needs a better sex life. Shigure goes to Hatori and the next day Kagura's dead, and Tohru's pergnant, follow by others.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Shigure S., Ayame S.
Reconciliation by Astellecia reviews
Rabi and Miranda and overdue apologies
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
The Least Likely Thing by Jennsa reviews
Ganju x Hanataro. Hitsugaya and Matsumoto in a bar, with Matsumoto's running commentary on Ganju and Hanataro. Written for fanfic100
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Ganju S., Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Crazy by goddess of darkness3 reviews
Sirius knows what it is to be crazy. Luckily, though, he's not alone. Light HET warning. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Love Never Wanted Me by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Sometimes, what seems like a savior is truly no more than a destroyer, and love can be found in the strangest faces...[oneshot]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Ritsu S., Hatori S. - Complete
The Thing About by K. Koumori reviews
[Gorillaz Slash. Murdoc2D.] The tension is thick enough to touch at Kong Studios.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
World Through My Eyes by Moonchild10 reviews
With a tragedy, Beast Boy is thrust into a deep depression which brings out an entirely new side of him. Now his fellow Titans must find a way to heal their friend before he tries the unthinkable once more. But is their friendship enough? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 110,337 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Memories To Remember by Breaking-Doll reviews
Is there any memory that could be erased easily? Picked after Momiji's mother had her memory of Momiji erased. Momiji hadn't been well afterwards and therefore Hatori offered a helping hand.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Momiji S., Hatori S.
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The Noah's Maid reviews
TykixMiranda. In order to keep her job,Miranda becomes the personal maid of her employer's guest,Tyki Mick.But what does Tyki want with Miranda,or her boss for that matter? Sorry the title sucks.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Miranda L., Tyki Mikk
Peanut Butter Toast reviews
One morning, Renji makes the mistake of letting Orihime fix him breakfast...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Renji A., Orihime I. - Complete
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