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hello i am JESSICA

i am 18 and i am awesome.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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You know your living in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason that you don't stay in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the television.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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China Cups and Top Hats by Nalasan reviews
Kurt Alfred Hummel was never born to be the hero of a story. So when he takes on his new position as a footman in the country estate of Lord Smythe, little does he know that the following years will change his life forever.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 165,688 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7718 - Favs: 8,144 - Follows: 7,693 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Breath Of All Things by KismetJeska reviews
Dean Winchester was twenty-six when a car accident killed his father and left him paralysed from the waist down. A year and a half later, Dean is in a wheelchair and lives in a care home in Kansas, where he spends his days waiting to die. It's only when Castiel Novak starts volunteering at the care home that Dean starts to wonder if a changed life always equals a ruined one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,187 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Refuge by DustWriter reviews
AU: District Twelve struggles to recover from the revolution that tore the country apart years ago, and the eldest Everdeen daughter sacrifices her freedom to help her starving family. But even in the darkest places and times, refuge can be found. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p:/tinyurl . com/9np3g8l remove spaces
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,228 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Uneven Friction by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. A conversation about coming in one's pants. And then sex. Set a few months after TFT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweat by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Kurt was having a bad day until he found badboy!Blaine in the boy's locker room, furiously swinging at the school's punching bag. Sweat shouldn't be so attractive. They talk and get to know each other really, really well.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,587 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Can't Believe It Was The First Time by rayychel infinity reviews
In light of everything that's happened since those first few unsure days it's ridiculous, he knows, but he still feels like everything's going to be different. Of course, he's seeing Blaine like he does every morning. This is the way it's been all year. But he's never had to see someone and know what they look like without clothes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Prophecy by mshutts reviews
Sesshoumaru was told over 300 years ago that he had to find his one true mate or all hope for the world was lost. He's still looking. SessInu
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 164,068 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Displacement by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut. See the warnings/summary. A conversation that begins with: What's the dirtiest sex fantasy you have?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Definition of Beauty by shotofvanilla reviews
In which Blaine is a blind piano player and Kurt is a deaf dancer. Here is how they meet. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blackbird by NotUnusual reviews
Blaine's parents move during Blaine's senior year, forcing him to attend a new school where he doesn't know anyone. It wouldn't be so bad, except he's being targeted by the school bully; Kurt Hummel. Blaine discovers that the best way to combat Kurt is to make friends with him, but can they actually get along? ..."badboy!Kurt" sortakinda Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,888 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ready Whenever You Are by SoulfulSam reviews
John is away on a hunt, leaving the boys alone for a week and Sam thinks it's a good time for them to have their first time together. Except, Dean's not so sure Sam's as ready as he thinks he is. Pre-series Weecest, Sam is almost 17
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Feelings for Boys by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
One night, Dean hears Sam crying, and goes to find out what's wrong with his little brother. Things get... complicated. wee!cest; wincest. slash. underage; the boys are teens for most of it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,030 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bare by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, messy, dirty sex basically.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My Forever by scarlettfire reviews
In a world of half-animals, Kurt is a half-bunny and Blaine is a half-wolf. This is their story. Fill for the Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,709 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Have A Moan All Of Your Own by rayychel infinity reviews
Everything is so easy between them that it should almost be a problem, but all Kurt does is push out a laugh and swat at Blaine's shoulder, breath hitching when Blaine slides his hand up, then down. "I think this will end a lot better with you inside me."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hold by Aeria reviews
Reaction fic to the spoilers for the scene filmed the other night from episode 5 so SPOILERS. Kurt/BLaine smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
At Least Things Can't Get Any Worse by fleurdelisee reviews
Of course, everyone in the industry hates him. Seeing Kurt's name alongside yours only means one thing: as hard as you'll try, he'll steal the show. Mandatory post-Fashion Night Out fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Near and Far by Aeria reviews
Over the summer of 2011 Blaine goes to Europe for a month. Kurt misses him. Really misses him. In ways he hadn't not missed him when he was home. They skype. Smut ensues. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Zephyr's Breath by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Done for a prompt meme on LJ: Finn/Kurt pirate!AU with a side of Blaine/Sam. Kurt Hummel is the captain of a feared pirate ship, the Zephyr's Breath, but everything changes when he finds a young man who is the sole survivor of a shipwreck.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,706 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Naked Around You by likeasouffle reviews
Blaine isn't completely male. He's EXTREMELY uncomfortable about going farther than making out because he doesn't want Kurt to find out, and Kurt is getting tired of being rejected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Bunk Beds by babeitscoldoutside reviews
Chris likes Darren. But Darren is straight. Then he decided to kiss him on stage. What happens when they talk about that in their hotel room after the show?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Countenance by LadyDemolition reviews
Sequel to 'Composure'. It's Blaine's turn. ;
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Feeling Good by Aeria reviews
The progression of Kurt and Blaine's relationship from making out to quite a bit more. It starts with Blaine losing control in the auditorium. Then them both losing a lot more control in the car. And now Blaine's promise of a whole day in his bedroom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
This Time by itwasadream reviews
Starts the summer before Senior year when Rachel and Quinn find themselves working together but by the time school starts, things have drastically changed. Not necessarily for the best. Eventual Faberry. Rated M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,004 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
The Unrecorded Hours by hollycomb reviews
Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 331 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Blaine Thinks Too Much by DevDaron reviews
It's their first kiss, they both know it's about to happen, and when they lean in; Blaine just stops and thinks, of all things. Then they may just get a bit carried away. Klaine. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Patience by madamemouse reviews
On the run for over a year and half, our favorite supernatural group have been hiding out in a small town for a few months. What happens when Chloe and Derek finally find some much needed alone time? Rated M for Lemons and language.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,390 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Cure For What Ails You by Aramira reviews
Rogue has a problem, Logan thinks he has the solution but the real solution surprises them both. ONESHOT. Adult audiences only.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Senses by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the senses can be beautifully overwhelming. NaruSasu. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hills of Moonlight by Saddletank reviews
A Castle in the Sky sequel. Sheeta and Pazu's onward journey in the world and with each other. Adventure, action, steampunkyness, romance and a spiritual rural society in Gondoa. Now rated M for violent imagery and the presence of several citrus fruits.
Castle in the Sky - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 221,223 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Broken Pieces by Linay reviews
COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,498 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Hanyou Her, Hanyou Him by Wolf Blossom reviews
Finding an injured miko, the gang helps her. Late at night, the miko goes to Inuyasha and tells him, “For helping me, I shall grant you a single wish...” and what does he wish for? For Kagome to be Hanyou. InuKag [COMPLETED]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,884 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Slave Boy by Snow Tigra reviews
Zabuza's worked for his share of the unsightly crowd. But when his current boss gets a boy as a 'gift' he finds himself forgetting his job, and destracted. HakuxZabuza, NarutoxGaaraxSasuke, OrochimaruxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,600 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Hakama Dake by Indygodusk reviews
During a heat wave, Kaoru finds herself alone, frustrated, and extremely hot. Defeated by Kenshin's friendly behavior, she gives up on his love. But she refuses to lose to the sun. Clothes start to fly, but no one's there to see, right? KBK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,527 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete