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Joined 06-19-06, id: 1070981, Profile Updated: 06-21-08
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

I'm Ashley Lampost. Isn't it the coolest last name? Lampost...ok, fine, it's not my real last name, but one can still dream, can't they?

My FAVORITE stories off all time are the Percy Jackson books by Rick Riordan. If you haven't read it, go out right now and get it. Now. It's that awesome. Other favorite books are: Twilight and New Moon (stephenie meyer) the Artemis Fowl books (eion colfer) and Maximum Ride books (James Patterson)The list goes on and on, but why would I bore you with it?

I guess in a profile I'll tell you a bit about myself, so here goes.





General Apperance

Tall, bright light for a head, black pole for rest of body. Usually found on the side of the road to light the way. Or possibly in a padded room due to crazy hallucinations of being a lamppost...

Favorite Books











Favorite Author(s)

James Patterson and J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer

Favorite Author on Fanfiction

Myrah, she has the best maxride fanfics

Favorite Stories on Fanfiction


A Little Place Called Home

Harry Potter and the Hot Boy who Jumped from Trees (this story is utterly hilarious, I dare any HP fan to read this without truely bursting into laughter atleast once. It's impossible.)

Again, the list continues, click on my favorites for more.

Favorite Pairings

Harry Potter

Ron and Hermione

Harry and Ginny

Avatar Last Airbender

Suki and Sokka (I was for him and Yue, but guys, she's dead)

Aang and Katara

Zuko and the girl from Ba Sing Sa

Zuko and Mai (though I seriously don't see it happening)

HATED Pairings

Harry Potter

Hermione and Harry (NO)
Hermione and Drako (what is wrong with you people?)

Hermione and Snape (excuse me while I go throw up)

Harry and Ron (... no comment)

Avatar Last Airbender

Zutara (ugh, what the heck is wrong with you guys? If you've watched the show and have a brain the size of or bigger than a pea, then you know that Kataang is the only way. I don't want to sound one sided, but it's just not going to happen. If it does, come find me; I owe you a dollar.)

Toph and Sokka (uh, no!)

Toph and Aang ( how the heck did you come up with that?)

Sokka and Ty Lee (okay, I find it cute, but it's just not going to happen)

Favorite Quotes

I got these quotes that I saw in random places, maybe I saw it and thought it was funny, or just liked. I don't know all the people who's quotes I used, but I'd like to thank all the people, I hope you don't mind me using them.

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a not and hang on."

"To read a book for the first time is to make a new friend, to read a book for the second time is to reaquaint with an old one."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get out."

"When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced, live life so that when you die, people cry and you rejoice."

"If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher too."

“If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.”

"If I knew the answer to every single one of life's questions, I would have probably died a long time ago from sheer boredom."

"Graduation is where a speaker tells 100 people in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

"Brothers are like slinkies, completely useless, yet it's so amusing to push them down stairs."

“If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven’t used enough.”

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous."

“I used to be open minded, but them my brain kept falling out.”

"A little NONSENSE now and then is relished by the WISEST men."

My Story

When Fan Girls Attack It a Maximum Ride parody, making fun of fan girls. Pretty much the gang stops for the night, and find themselves stuck in the middle of a herd of rabid fan girls! I enjoyed writing it, so I hope you enjoy reading it.

Thankyou to my superb reviewers! (in order that they reviewed, the list just keeps ketting longer, Yeah!)







Illa Scriptor



Mrs. Grayson

Shadow the Bird Kid

Lost Among the Stars


not magical me

fan girl


Wait For The Stars

Insane Winged Girl









When A Mary-Sue Attacks: Life in the world of Avatar is going on peacefully... until a Mary Sue barges in, making life rather difficult. Will our heroes (and villians) be able to over throw her? Find out in this Avatar Parody!




Zuko's Flamothrower PWNS j00


Lady Charity


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The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
D is for Drabble by December'sRose reviews
Consists of various parings including Zutara, Kataang, Tokka, Taang, Longerbee,Sukka, Maiko, Sokkla and more. Also includes some non romantic shorts. Requests are closed; please do not request a drabble in reviews. Drabble Forty Three: SW06/Erased
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Know You Watch Too Much ATLA When by KagomeHime369 reviews
A bunch of LISTS that explain EVERYTHING an ATLA Fan might do...just read inside and see...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006
James Potter, Nature Expert by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Tired of his quote unquote professor status, James decides to keep a 'nature journal' of the residents of Hogwarts. Boy won't he be in trouble when someone finds it? Rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 19,684 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - James P.
BloodWings by Emaryllis reviews
On hiatus - Twilight crossover. Max: I can't let that Eraser kill her, or take her for experimentation. I just can't.Even though she's a complete stranger, I would never let someone suffer the way I've suffered, not when I can still save her.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
The Unusual Adventures Of The Avatar Cast by overheat reviews
The avatar cast is going through some unusual stuff in my house. Read to find out what happens. Character OOCness everywhere. CHAP 20 UP! Attack of the cute and cuddly stuffed animals.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,439 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006
Artemis by Artemis-Delilah-Avari reviews
Artemis has been living in a self inflicted hell of vengeance and betrayal. After the Titans find her, Slade crosses an unheard of line . Can the Titans stop Artemis from making a choice that will ultimately kill her and all those around her? [COMPLETE]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,996 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Terra, Beast Boy - Complete
MaximumRide XMas Parodies by Hilt reviews
Just came up with it on the spot, So... even if you don't like it give me your opinion! T just to be safe, Could be some Faxness, 1 MaxXAri not really but whatever, some creepy stuff... New goal for this story is 50 reviews...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006
Sister by Vitreum reviews
Harry discovers a relative he never knew he had. Fortunately the plot isn't entirely unbearable, so you can find out how.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P.
Amelia's Bones by AriesofEarth reviews
Amelia Bones is old. Her time would've come soon anyway. How did she die? Find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Amelia B., Voldemort - Complete
Emmeline's End by AriesofEarth reviews
How did Emmeline Vance die? Her story. Her final stand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Emmeline V. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by Tiptaps reviews
You know what they say about assumptions...they make a ... yeah. Well Ty lee's fixing to find out the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Ty Lee, Sokka - Complete
Simple as That by fourthelement reviews
Max is just generally having a bad day... there's no food, they're running again, and Iggy's got something...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2007
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Attack of the Fangirls! by December'sRose reviews
Sokka finds a new town called “Fanfiction Community” and convinces the others to check it out with him. Extended drabble from my fic “D is for Drabble” No OC’s. No pairings. ONE SHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Maximum Ride Guide to Mary Sues by theweirdperson reviews
The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Dentistry by nyanja14 reviews
By chance one hot summer day, Max finds Fang's mom. But can she let him go?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
See you on the other side by sillycucumber reviews
AU:What if Harry had shaken Draco's hand? What if the sorting hat had decided to put Hermione in Ravenclaw after all? When Ron and Ginny stumble into a paralel world, they find out the answer to these questions and a few more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,993 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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When A Mary Sue Attacks! reviews
Life in the world of Avatar is going on peacefully... until a Mary Sue barges in, making life rather difficult. Will our heroes and villians be able to over throw her? Find out in this Avatar Parody!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007
When Fan Girls Attack! reviews
When stopping for the night, Max and the gang run into rabid fangirls! Oneshot. ParodyHumor
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete