Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
I'm Ashley Lampost. Isn't it the coolest last name? Lampost...ok, fine, it's not my real last name, but one can still dream, can't they?
My FAVORITE stories off all time are the Percy Jackson books by Rick Riordan. If you haven't read it, go out right now and get it. Now. It's that awesome. Other favorite books are: Twilight and New Moon (stephenie meyer) the Artemis Fowl books (eion colfer) and Maximum Ride books (James Patterson)The list goes on and on, but why would I bore you with it?
I guess in a profile I'll tell you a bit about myself, so here goes.
Tall, bright light for a head, black pole for rest of body. Usually found on the side of the road to light the way. Or possibly in a padded room due to crazy hallucinations of being a lamppost...
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
A TREE GROWS IN BROOKLYN
PETER AND THE STARCATCHERS
James Patterson and J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer
Favorite Author on Fanfiction
Myrah, she has the best maxride fanfics
Favorite Stories on Fanfiction
A Little Place Called Home
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy who Jumped from Trees (this story is utterly hilarious, I dare any HP fan to read this without truely bursting into laughter atleast once. It's impossible.)
Again, the list continues, click on my favorites for more.
Ron and Hermione
Harry and Ginny
Avatar Last Airbender
Suki and Sokka (I was for him and Yue, but guys, she's dead)
Aang and Katara
Zuko and the girl from Ba Sing Sa
Zuko and Mai (though I seriously don't see it happening)
Hermione and Harry (NO)
Hermione and Snape (excuse me while I go throw up)
Harry and Ron (... no comment)
Avatar Last Airbender
Zutara (ugh, what the heck is wrong with you guys? If you've watched the show and have a brain the size of or bigger than a pea, then you know that Kataang is the only way. I don't want to sound one sided, but it's just not going to happen. If it does, come find me; I owe you a dollar.)
Toph and Sokka (uh, no!)
Toph and Aang ( how the heck did you come up with that?)
Sokka and Ty Lee (okay, I find it cute, but it's just not going to happen)
I got these quotes that I saw in random places, maybe I saw it and thought it was funny, or just liked. I don't know all the people who's quotes I used, but I'd like to thank all the people, I hope you don't mind me using them.
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a not and hang on."
"To read a book for the first time is to make a new friend, to read a book for the second time is to reaquaint with an old one."
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get out."
"When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced, live life so that when you die, people cry and you rejoice."
"If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher too."
“If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.”
"If I knew the answer to every single one of life's questions, I would have probably died a long time ago from sheer boredom."
"Graduation is where a speaker tells 100 people in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
"Brothers are like slinkies, completely useless, yet it's so amusing to push them down stairs."
“If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven’t used enough.”
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous."
“I used to be open minded, but them my brain kept falling out.”
"A little NONSENSE now and then is relished by the WISEST men."
When Fan Girls Attack It a Maximum Ride parody, making fun of fan girls. Pretty much the gang stops for the night, and find themselves stuck in the middle of a herd of rabid fan girls! I enjoyed writing it, so I hope you enjoy reading it.
Thankyou to my superb reviewers! (in order that they reviewed, the list just keeps ketting longer, Yeah!)
Shadow the Bird Kid
Lost Among the Stars
not magical me
Wait For The Stars
Insane Winged Girl
YOU GUYS ROCK! THANKS FOR REVIEWING!
When A Mary-Sue Attacks: Life in the world of Avatar is going on peacefully... until a Mary Sue barges in, making life rather difficult. Will our heroes (and villians) be able to over throw her? Find out in this Avatar Parody!
Zuko's Flamothrower PWNS j00
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