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Joined 06-20-06, id: 1071505, Profile Updated: 11-18-07
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
About me.

Name. Kathrin

Sex. Female

Age. 17

Location. Oregon

Current addictions. Death note. Dragonfruit vitamin water. Cheese nips.

Obsessions. Mountain dew. Pocky. Yaoi. Blueberry muffins. House. Halo 2.

Random likes. Thunderstorms. Races. Hockey. Lacrosse. Sleeping. Video games. Planes. Fire.

Animes I heart. Naruto. Bleach. Death note. Sukisyo. Fruits basket. Loveless. Gravitation. Trinity blood. Gakuen heaven. Ouran high school host club. Samurai champloo. Yami no matsui. Princess princess. InuYasha. Kyou kara maoh. Blood +.

Music. Three days grace. Disturbed. OLD green day. Linkin park. Acdc. Aerosmith. Guns n roses. Sublime. Sugar ray. The used. 800 octane. Ratatat. Modest mouse. The police. Wolfmother. Tribal ink. Offspring. Danzig. Everclear. Killers. Cake. Nirvan. Gorillaz. Red jumpsuit apparatus. Blink 182. Simple plan. Marilyn manson. Johnny cash. Bruce springsteen. Bob seager. Stonesour. Vengaboys. The academy is. Butthole surfers. Cheap trick. Eve 6. Foreigner. Fuel. Gym class heroes. Kansas. Pink floyd. Dean martin. Frank sinatra. Rat pack. Ok go. Superchick. System of a down. Third eye blind. Nickelback. We are scientists. The bravery.

Music I don’t like.

Avenged sevenfold.

Panic! At the disco.

Evanesance. (My friends love them. I can’t stand em . )

Senses fail. (Used to love em)

Fall out boy.

All the damn American Idols, especially the first chick.

Mariah carey.

Gwen stefani.

Brittany spears.


Jessica simpson.

Mandy moore.

Basically all those type of female singers.

Insane clown posse. (clowns scare me also another band my friends love)

Avril lavigne. (I despise that woman and have ever since she first showed up)

Breaking benjamin. (Oh snap! My friends LOVE this band XD)

New green day. (American idiot sucked so much)

Emo music makes me angry. You know the stuff I’m talking about.

I hate country.

Rap makes me sick.

Muahahaha I’m so picky about music.

Movies. Final fantasy VII advent children. Edward scissorhands. Employee of the month. From hell. Harry potter. Ice age. All 4 InuYasha movies. Little miss sunshine. Anchorman. Bruce almighty. Night at the Roxbury. Ninth gate. Once upon a time in mexico. Party monster. Rent. Saw 1 and 2. South park. Spiderman 1 2 and 3. Stranger than fiction. X men 1 2 and 3. Pirates 1 and 2 (3 sucked so freaking much). Da vinci code. Night at the museum. Jackass 1 and 2. The ringer. Talladega nights. Benchwarmers. Without a paddle. Labyrinth. Click. Nightmare before Christmas. Flight of the phoenix. Signs. TMNT. The crow. Kicking and screaming. Anger management. Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore. Over the hedge.

Movies I dislike.

Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

Mr and Mrs Smith.

Tomb raider. (I hate Angelina jolie)

Texas chainsaw massacre. (I’m terrified of chainsaws)


Dislikes. Homophobes. Idiots. Assholes. Bad drivers. Leather. Preps. Emos. Children. Tangerines. Rhododendrons. Marigolds. Island tag. Basketball. Hot weather.

Random stuff.

I love the dodge avenger. I cannot give a good reason I just do. I saw the car and just fell in love. I squeal like a little girl every time I see one and it annoys everyone that knows me. I must own one before I die.

I'm completely obsessed with House. I love that show. My favorite episode is the one where everyone thinks House is dying from cancer just because Chase hugs House and I squeal. It's SO cute. We just bought season 1 and 2 and I've been watching epsiode after episode. Lol Chase and House is an adorable pairing

I hate tangerines so much and I want to make that fruit extinct.

I have ADD. Nothing keeps my attention for more than 10 minutes max. I have to take frequent breaks from video games and writing to do something else.

I spent the first half of my life in Sacramento California.

I love butterfinger Ice cream (I’m eating some right now) It’s wonderfully delicious.

I’m completely passive. It’s impossible to get a reaction out of me no matter what you say. I never stand up for myself. It’s pathetic really. I will speak up however if it involves my friends. My friends are my life and I will not let people fuck with them.

I cross-stitch like a little old lady. I’m working on a pair of wolves right now actually.

There are cats fighting right in front of my window right now! They’re so loud it’s scary! My kitty got a scratch right underneath his nose 3 days ago.

Oh yeah I own a bass and violin. I can barely play bass but I played violin for 5 years. I need money for bass lessons.

Aww I’m out of ice cream now.

Favorite pairings.

No particular order.









(hehehe basically anyone and Naruto cuz he's a cute little uke!)

Pairings I like (But only as side pairings.)









Hated Pairings

ANYONExSakura ( The only person i can stand her with is Lee)

NejixHinata (all i have to say is ewwwwww incest)

ItachixSasuke (same as above)

GaaraxNeji (I hate this pairing so much! I don't know why i just do! It can ruin a whole story for me.)

AnyonexSasuke (He should be with Naruto)

GaaraxAnyone besides Naruto or Lee


ItachixHinata (wrong just wrong...)

SasukexSakura (That ones a given I know but i had to mention it because it makes me oh so mad. I scream in rage when i see it.)

Favorite Characters (no order just my faves)







Ino (don't ask why I just like her)


One more thing I hate.

Mpreg!! GAH i just hate it so much. No offense to anyone who likes it. I just cant stand it and it can also destroy an entire story for me.

I'm quite picky if you haven't noticed.

That's about it if you wanna know more just ask or go to one of my other sites.




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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
My Wishing Star by Alika613 reviews
Naruto want to escape for a while but ends up boarding with Sasuke. Though how long can he last when Sasuke's got a major fixation on his ruby, which seems to not be as innocent as you'd think. Sasunarusasu,lemon, few OC, some crack weirdness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,579 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sexual Healing! by Twin Eclipse reviews
PWP!Just a random 1shot I wrote a while ago! Warning: Stupid!Naruto Perverted!Sasuke, Slash MM SasukeNaruto! My First Story up! YAY! ...Solar [No Sequals, Stop Asking]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Die Another Day by bookgodess15 reviews
House is having some serious bad luck. Errant baseballs, falling telephone poles, collapsing balconies, leaking gas lines... And if that wasn't enough, who the hell picked Chase to be the knight in shining armor? 30 Days and Nights of House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Tactics by ntc reviews
Reno will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. Cloud finds this out the hard way. A prequel of sorts to ‘Snapshots’. Final chapter up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,611 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bondage by ladywolfTerri reviews
Kiba, being tired of his friend Naruto still being a virgin, comes up with a new idea! Now exactly why did Naruto let Kiba tie him to a bed?.! and who is the mystery lover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Battle for Dominance by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,227 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Bad boy whatcha gonna do reviews
WHOA! Another sequel. Muahaha! Summary: Sasuke's a bored cop and a certain blond catches his eye.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The BK Lounge reviews
HA! Yup I'm giving this story a whirl again. Sasuke goes broke. Gets a job at BK. Hot blond manager. Competition for managers hearts. Yada yada read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
To pleasure a prince reviews
Walking home one night Naruto is kidnapped by vampires, he’s brought to Konoha the vampire capital where he is forced to pleasure Sasuke the prince of vampires.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,344 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Stop at nothing reviews
Sasuke's a nerd obsessed with the blond captain of the Konoha lacrosse team. full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Operation Extermination reviews
Sasuke discovers termites. He calls an exterminator. Yaoi ensues! full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A week in the woods reviews
It's Sakura's sweet 16 and she decides to go camping for a week in the woods. Sasuke thinks this is the perfect opportunity to woo a certain blond idiot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,222 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Corny Love reviews
My halloween story about Sasuke and Naruto going to the corn maze WILL BE A TWO SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Zoo trip reviews
Kakashi takes tema 7 to the zoo. Sasuke is trying to keep himself from molesting the little blond but when he sees two foxes named Sasuke and Naruto doing naughty things he can't handle it anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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