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Joined 06-20-06, id: 1071589, Profile Updated: 01-01-11
Author has written 29 stories for High School Musical, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Twilight, Naruto, Dexter, Matrix, and Wicked.

O hai thar. Basically this account is only used for reviews at this point and as an archive so I can point and laugh at a younger version of myself. Don't expect any updates but most of these fics (and the embarrassingly personal profile) will likely remain here for eternity.


Real Life Deets

Me like: pie, musicals, angst, parodies, pretentious yet awesome indie rock, interesting fanfiction

Favorite writers: Chuck Palahniuk, Chris Adrian, Manu Larcenet, David Sedaris, John August, Douglas Coupland, Melissa de la Cruz, Alan Moore, and Jason

Music (in no particular order): Vampire Weekend, Iron and Wine, Weezer, Cobra Starship, The One AM Radio, The Postal Service, Regina Spektor, Toy Box, Vienna Teng, Arctic Monkeys, Arcade Fire, Coldplay, Daft Punk, Ok Go, The Flaming Lips, Dido, Feist, Franz Ferdinand, Frou Frou, Gnarls Barkley, Ingrid Michaelson, Kimya Dawson, Mates of State, Mirah, etc.

Anime/Manga: Millenium Snow, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Monster, Fruits Basket, Haruhi Suzumaya


Fanfic Deets

Fandoms I read and/or write: Twilight, Dexter, Twilight, Naruto, Juno, Harry Potter, Wicked, Gossip Girl, Matrix, Nolan-verse Batman

Specialize in: Parodies, Oneshots, Epic and Never-Fully-Finished plotlines

Updates: ~once a month. Bad Fanfiction and A Dangerous Journey are updated most frequently. HAHA DISREGARD THAT

PMs: I do strike up conversation on occasion.


Works In Progress: Bad Fanfiction (Twilight), A Dangerous Journey (Twilight), Smashing Mirrors (Batman AU)

And only time will tell if I'll get off my ass and actually finish something fandom-related.

Dexter!

Oh, why do I love Dexter so much? It might have to do with the addictive plotline... Or MCH's sexy nearly-constant voiceover... Or the ingenius writers. Some fave lines (MILD SPOILERS):

Dexter (about Rita): "Her ex-husband's a crackhead and her boyfriend's a serial killer. It's hard not to take that personally."

Dexter: "The only real question I have is why, in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight into the human soul, is Doakes the only one that gets the creeps from me?"

Dexter (about his next victim, a therapist): "I can't kill Meridian yet- I need another therapy session."

Dexter (to Paul): "Hi. My name's Dexter - I can't think of anything clever to say."

Lt. LaGuerta: "Tell me, Dexter, how do you get to be so smart?" Dexter: "Hmm... Lots of sleep."

Donovan: "Hail Mary, full of grace-" Dexter(slaps him): "Stop, that never helped anybody!"

(book) Harry: "Stop the nurse... like the monkey..."

(book) LaGuerta: "You came out here and played with your faggot dolls, that's what."

Random kid: "He VA-ca-TED the PRE-me-SIS!"

On Showtime: Doakes: "You gimme the f--ing creeps." Dexter: "Yeah, I know, sorry about that." Doakes: "F-- you." Dexter: "Okay then." ... Doakes: "I'm watching you, motherf--a!"

CBS clean version: Doakes: "You gimme the friggin creeps." Dexter: "Yeah, I know, sorry about that." Doakes: "Forget you." Dexter: "Okay then." ... Doakes: "I'm watching you, motherlover!"

Paul: "I came to dazzle 'em with my booty."

(Real life) Ashley: "Dexter? Oh, I saw that episode where his son died." Me: "What??" Anna: "He doesn't have a son!" Me: "When?" Ashley: "When he was a painter." (all other Dexter fans nearby burst out in laughter) Ashley: "Wait... wrong show."

Deb: "She's a gross, English, titty vampire." Dex: "The perfect woman."

Lundy: "I would love to eat your toast." -awkward pause- "Well, gosh, that sounded wrong."

Dexter: "In that case... let me put this out in the open for you. No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be one step ahead of you for one simple reason." Doakes: "And what's that?" Dexter: "I own you." HEADBUTT!

Angel: "Tell the universe what you need." Dex VO: "I really need... to kill someone."

Dex VO: "I will not kill my sister, I will not kill my sister, I will not kill my sister..."

Random police guy: "Gators giving you trouble?" Dex: "Yeah. They, uh, ate my puppy."

Rita: "How's Deborah?" Dex: "Well, she has all her limbs." Rita: "Imagine, falling for a serial killer." Dex: "Yeah, what are the odds?"


This section is partially inspired by Nitlon.

If you have gone to someone's profile page, had to scroll down a mile to see their stories, got ticked off and cursed them internally, and nearly sent them flames, all because they had so many Copy and Pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are part of the less than 1 percent that questions the legitimacy of such a fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried drugs. If you actually did research and found out that it was 47 percent at most, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion.

If you're a fan of Jacob Black, save a dog, adopt a werewolf.

If you're a fan of Bella Swan, then you've got issues, girl.

Not everybody can be in the minority. If you're non-non-conformist, copy and paste this. No, wait, don't. Be so non-non-conformist that you don't NEED to copy and paste this.

If you think you're weird and special and different, I have a newsflash: everyone on this site thinks that.

Yes, weird is the new normal, now stfu. I know being unique is better than being cool, but really, aren't you just buying into the stereotype of being special and different?

I don't care if you have some kind of astute observation about how rock can beat paper because paper is wimpy. That kind of thing belongs on your deep, soul-searching LiveJournal account.

OMGZ you guyz copy+paste! Bold the stuff you are!

I'm a teen writer, so I MUST be emo.

I'm blond, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm (insert category here), so I must (insert extremely outdated stereotypical action that is either actually true or that no one even thinks of here).


Updates:

12/21: Sorry for not updating here. Really, I am. I have become enamored with LiveJournal and really have had a lot of life-y things to do. Hopefully I've sated y'all all with the BF updates, hahaha. I have a christmas chapter for that in progress, as well as (gasp!) a oneshot, which may or may not be good enough for me to post.

Doing some cleanup on all my online accounts. Merry Christmas/happy hannukah.

3/1: New site launched.

3/23: More site clean-up. Hope y'all had a good spring break. New chapter soon-ish.

8/12: Hiatus.

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LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,527 - Reviews: 2613 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Crumbling Castle by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
In which the Baudelaires encounter an evil pair of guardians, a set of glass slippers, a deadly fire, a pinstripe wardrobe, and a masquerade ball. ASOUE takes on a Cinderella twist!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Breathe Me by The Brat Prince reviews
I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Verisimilitude by Casey V reviews
Roxas undermines the dominant narrative, and wonders how he's supposed to have faith in reality when all he can see is the image. AkuRoku, Next Life
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Fewer Moving Parts by Nitlon reviews
Means fewer broken pieces. AU, Zemyx. Maybe this was the best he could hope for. After all, it wasn't like a relationship was ever going to bring him any joy. He may as well make somebody else feel something.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,613 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Zexion, Demyx
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker, Harvey D.
Asylum by The Smiling Shadow reviews
They're not Neo and Smith. They're Thomas and John. And they are insane. They've spent 5 years in an asylum, together in their white room. Trying to remember what happened to them. Putting it all together. Did it all really happen?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Paranoia by Nitlon reviews
Roxas shows up drunk in front of Axel's apartment. Things happen. AU, AkuRoku, SHEER UNABASHED CRACK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Black Comet by mermaidpotato reviews
What if Bella had been the Vampire and Edward the poor, defenseless human who smelled too good? Random idea; hopefully it'll turn out well. Told from both Bella's and Edward's POV, at different times. Abandoned; up for adoption. Read A/Ns for details.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,051 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
Accepting Chaos by Mira Spiegel reviews
This is the backstory on Jonathan Crane, how Scarecrow evolved and Jonathan's descent into the darkness. As always, it starts with a woman...Crane/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,514 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - J. Crane
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14339 - Favs: 15,769 - Follows: 8,426 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
Ways You Know You're Obsessed with Twilight by LiquidButterscotch reviews
Oh come on. You know you are!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/27/2007
Rain Shadow by Nitlon reviews
In which the boy who hated everyone met the boy who didn't. AU, RS. Warning: 'noodle' used as a questionable insult in a foreign language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 161,830 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Doctor Mister's Spotted HeartPoke Orchestra by Nitlon reviews
Everyone's had a little trauma. They've just had a little more. AU, AkuRoku, Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Nothing But The Rain by The Brat Prince reviews
Sometimes you lose your soul and you keep on walking. Slash. Kyle/Kenny, Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde, Kenny/Christophe and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,909 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3654 - Favs: 5,481 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Caterpillar Wine by gallantcorkscrews reviews
How the canon characters could change and remain the same if they lived for very long time. Not set in some unrecognizable future—this time period looks exactly like the present. The core is ExB w/ a slew of non-canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Technicolor Tuesday by Zany Little Zip reviews
There's a moral and ethical code to these situations. Suddenly, he wished he'd paid more attention to what the world was thinking. Zemyx, AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Demyx, Zexion
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
You Can Never Go Back by The Brat Prince reviews
Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,055 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Documentrix by Morgane Lurker reviews
A collection of oneshots revolving around everything from the Architect to the Oracle. 1: Sati owns a Smith clone. 4: What did the Architect forget to create?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 12/15/2007
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
You Can Write it on My Grave by Natsu reviews
A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I'm Not Insane, I'm Catholic by Cinvxten reviews
The Bible tells me so? Hold your four horsemen of the Apocolypse for just a second... when was the last time the Bible actually spoke to you? For Stan it was, well... just yesterday. Technically, it was God he spoke with. But damn, is He an asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Respect My Authority by Miss M Cricket reviews
The only explanation Kyle could give for the events that occurred on Friday night was that they had all been drunk. Very, very stupidly drunk.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Drugs and Late Night Talk Shows are Bad, M'kay? by avalise reviews
Kyle has Stan—sort of. Stan has Kyle—sort of. If only Stan would just grow a pair so that he can quit wasting Kenny's weed on whining. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Between the Buried and Me by Alpha Hydra reviews
In hindsight, Kenny guessed that if fate could be so kind as to finally bestow him with a friend, then he could maybe forgive the whole 'constant dying' thing. Maybe. But don't count on it. SLASH details inside
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,802 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kenny M., Christophe
The Need to Wear Flowers by youbstrds reviews
After his coming out, Stan's parents think life would be safest for their son in San Francisco. But how will he adjust? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,463 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Brothers by A Very Neat Monster reviews
One-shot. Brian Moser Rudy thinks about his past and his brother as he prepares the unconscious Deb for Dexter. Set during "Born Free," season 1, episode 12. Spoilers for season 1.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Babysitter Kakashi by AppleBlossoms reviews
An unfortunate event leaves team 7 as cute little kids that are more devilsh than angelic. Naruto creates mayhem,Sasuke gets protective & you'd think he & Sakura were the good ones.& Kakashi has to take care of them too.Poor,innocent kakashi indeed.Saksas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,377 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rita in the Dark by sydbateman reviews
Almost every pregnant women will have a strange habit or lust. What about the woman who's carrying the child of Dexter Morgan?
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Happenstance by the pink striper reviews
At the beginning of junior year, a couple of weeks after move in, Kyle Broflovski decided that it was probably time he told Stan Marsh that he was gay. This is a study of what happened next. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
As Clear As Night by LadyBootstrap reviews
Nite Owl ponders over what is wrong with his partner in fighting crime. Implied slash. Now a Two-shot.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Thirty pieces of you and me by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
Need, boundaries, control, love, obsession, shame, heat, submission, lies, ego, pain, money, dreams and all that’s Chuck and Blair in thirty vignettes.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,493 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Rose Wars by Akane Arihyoshi reviews
It was a school fundraiser, for God's sake. It shouldn't have gotten as dramatic as it did. AU, Sora/Riku. Valentine's Day fiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Becoming Hitler by Alex Wert reviews
It's not so much that she hates the house - she does, but it's not so much that as it is that he purchased a house without without so much as mentioning it to her beforehand. But she'll never tell him that she hates it. A story of infidelity. Pam/Other.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Clarity by White Russian reviews
Fear toxin, the Joker, and an addict - two different POVs, two different situations. I can't be the only one who wanted scenes like these in the movies!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
100 Edward and Bella Themes by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
100 drabbles and stories from the POV of Edward and Bella. Fluffy and romantic [ExB BxE, EdwardBella]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007
Attack of the giant BFF! by CupkateCullen reviews
Not attack of my Best Friend Forever. Bad Fan Fiction! Cliches common to the Twilight fanfic world unite. Is Bella in love with Jasper or Edward? Is it all just about sex? Will Alice stop shopping? Will Jasper break knives trying to cut himself? Read on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008
Breaking Dawn Parody by Permanent Rose reviews
A Breaking Dawn Parody. What more can I say?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Amun, Didyme
Antic Dispositions by The Smiling Shadow reviews
It was Hamlet who put on an "antic disposition" to fool the evil king that he was mad. The former Doctors of Arkham Asylum, Crane and Quinzel, put on their own antic dispositions trying to fool themselves. They come together to free each other.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
Frail in the Kill by CarpeOmnius reviews
Renesmee Cullen falls to a scent and a sound that she cannot resist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
We're Coming and We're Going by NightShadeCrimzon reviews
Miami Metro recieves a not so humble surprise as a new killer is on the loose, but only this time he's not local. The rather disfunctional Nashoba family has been sent in from the Hopi Reservation to see if they can aid in the capture of the Native killer
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
Fuel in My Head by CarpeOmnius reviews
It seems that whenever Leah is looking to let off some steam, there's always someone there to help her out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
No Laughing Matter by ThoseWereTheDays reviews
They were protesting the Joker's imprisonment," Gordon answered. "The message was: Release him, or the city will burn..." ...discontinued...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Joker
Anixious Awaiting Astor by hospitalgirlidiots reviews
Astor and Cody are waiting patiently for Dexter to come and take the three to "get" Astor's birthday present, but when she and Cody do the dirty work they forget a piece of evidence....Will the Morgan's ever be able to enjoy there little hobby ever again?
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Great Grandfather by Amiiix3 reviews
Edward discovers some unwanted documents. A parody of SMeyer's writing style
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The FirstEver Spectacular Stephie Awards! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Reader-interactive awards-show-slash-parody. Categories such as "Worst sudden character turnaround," "Best Verbal Smack-Down By a Twilight Character," and "Skankiest Character." You vote by review, I parody the winners!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008
She Looks At Him by The Smiling Shadow reviews
She traces the lines of his back to the scars that she tries to heal in vain. He seeks them out endlessly, they can smell all the lovers that have come before, and all the ones that will come after. He loves them, each and every one. The Bond Girls.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Number Nine by fermataoso reviews
Galinda makes a little potion.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Valentine by Nitlon reviews
Axel was doing what he always did. He was making things. Things that nobody wanted to see. Things without hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Axel, Aerith G. - Complete
Their Boy by The Smiling Shadow reviews
He came to their home claiming to be their son, his face horribly scared. He became a son and older brother. Then he dyed his hair green, and stole the mother's lipstick. He told them he was becoming a new man for a new life. Then he took out his knife.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
A Different Perspective by prettypinkbookworm reviews
When we read Twilight we see only Bella's perspective. But have you ever wondered how certain scenes would be if told by someone else? These are scenes from another's point of view. Peek inside Elizabeth's mind as she begs Carlisle, or Jane's in Volterra
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Kat Kat B reviews
Just because there wasn't enough daddy-daughter moments in Breaking Dawn. Some details are AU. Get over it. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Blood Moon by Sugary Snicket reviews
Dexter speaks about the moon and the nature of a killer. Yes, another Dexter poem. This one is a little more book-based.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Poisoned Apple by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
Snow White might no longer be as white and pure as she once was, but she still should have known better than sinking her teeth into the poisoned apple, no matter how tempting it might have been. Rufus/Blair, Blair’s POV.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Unwelcome outcomes by aimeecat reviews
COMPLETE! AU story that kicks off during the last episode of season two. Dex and Deb. Here be spoilers... Please read and review :
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Torture by Insanity's Partner reviews
She teasingly ran her finger up and down the side of her arm, as if she was shy. The mental image probably wouldn't have been so torturous if she wasn't naked....and on the other side of a locked door that I couldn't get through.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Hallucinogen by Insanity's Partner reviews
[Hallucinogen: An object or substance that creates the perception of somebody or something that is not really there.] Edward visits his family after leaving Bella in the hopes of proving to himself that he's fine. He can't escape himself, however. [OS]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Airport Fluff by Insanity's Partner reviews
What was Edward's POV when he found Bella wasn't at the airport? What would have happened if Bella had been at the airport? Two seperate One Shots. BxE :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
A Strange Encounter by Insanity's Partner reviews
Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Stages of Grief by Ursa's number one fan reviews
A group of 5 fics, with Debra coping with the end of her relationship with Rudy. Written for a LJ challenge community.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Straight to Hell by eddie.is.the.sex reviews
Jane's story. Enough said.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Maturity Is Relative by Sunday Smile reviews
Two years on. Juno is on the cusp of eighteen, facing graduation and adulthood. As the teenage façade slips away, Juno and Bleeker confront the nine months that changed their lives and brace themselves for that funny thing called 'the future.'
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,659 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Breaking Barriers by kajibot reviews
Series of One-Shots: Renesmee, feeling jealous after witnessing a "moment" between Jake and Bella, resolves to make him see her as more than just his hybrid obligation and as someone he could possibly fall in love with and desire. Post BD, Jake/Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Solar Flare by not done baking reviews
..A Sudden Temporary Outburst of Energy From a Small Area.. a series of one shots post Eclipse. weddings, compromises, minor lemon, angst, love, family, tears, stress, holidays. No ongoing plot. Updated sporadically when inspiration comes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Legal Implications by Fluffisacoolword reviews
A Twilight comedy series, written with Cloudmoo and inspired by yayme2012's BellaxBanana Challenge. "Sick, twisted, and hilarious!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Twilight Condensed! by MonSolo23 reviews
Chapter 1: Twilight, NM, and Eclipse. CHAPTER 2: BREAKING DAWN INCLUDES SPOILERS. Rated for adult themes/minor language in Ch 2.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
The Emotion Thief by Nitlon reviews
Jacob stopped running in Montana thanks to someone who doesn't quite know what she's doing. Will sparks fly? No, no they will not.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The Devil Works at Prada by AH-dorable reviews
Massie has just recently scored a job interning at PRADA! Alpha status, won't come so easy to her there..... Just an Idea, let me know what you think, the summary isn't very good though haha. Please REVIEW!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Angel's Blood by Amiiix3 reviews
AU 1921: Bella Swan is a long dead vampire who encounters the mysterious, golden eyed Edward Cullen on a trip through Alaska. Seven years later they meet again, in a New York City nightfall. ExB Discontinued due to NEWFOUND HATE—
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,610 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Path of No Return by DarklingShift reviews
Isabella Swan ... an insane asylum ... and a shocking end you won't forget. -Before me lay a contorted body ... ragged, matted hair placed a curtain between me and the human, blocking my view of the face. I already knew who it was.- New End Chapter!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Matriarch by Sanzi reviews
Oneshot written for humanbeldot's 26 OTP challenge, T/N fluff that shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
Insert Spiffy Parody Title HERE by ichigoxringo reviews
For the sake of those who hate Twilight. I have successfully managed to bash it, while still entertaining it's fans! Like we still need that, though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Accidents Happen by be.my.edward reviews
Edward drinks from a human. He and Bella then get in a fight and he leaves her alone, with Victoria still on the loose. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or New Moon. I've changed the summary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Stan's Favourite Game by youbstrds reviews
Stan flirts with every boy except the one he really wants. But what does Kyle want? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Press P L A Y by oh.kd reviews
I Pause, I Play, I Rewind, I fastforward, I Stop.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intense by Flash Foreward reviews
Chronicles of Narnia. Caspian has noticed the dark intensity of Edmund's gaze, and he wonders about it and the wisdom there. One night, he finally gets to ask, and learns a bit more about the King of Old. Edmund/Caspian slash. One shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Never Say, Never Do by oh.kd reviews
5 things Edward Cullen would never say. 1 thing Edward could never do.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We'll Take a Cup of Kindness Yet by Pirate Perian reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and Tonks is stationed in Hogsmeade. She's ready for Death Eaters. She's ready for dementors. In fact, she's ready for just about anything... except an unplanned encounter with a certain very elusive werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Troubled Hearts by Dejana Talis reviews
As her final days in Narnia draw to a close, Susan seizes her last opportunity. Inspired by the second movie, but based mostly on the books.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
100 Stories of Fire and Ice by Flash Foreward reviews
A series of drabbles inspired by the Fanfic 100 prompts focused on Draco and Ginny and the love they aren't supposed to have. No set timeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Story of Carlisle Cullen by Flash Foreward reviews
A story exploring Carlisle Cullen's very interesting and too glossed over past. From his bite, to his fight against becoming everything he's been taught to hate, to the Volturi, and on to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
WANTED: Within the Fraternity Lines by Kirbacious reviews
Within the thinly woven lines of the Fraternity tapestry lies more knowledge than one could possibly imagine. As it turns out, it knows more than just who's next on the list. - WANTED scene collection. - R&R
Wanted - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2008
Intentional Transgressions by the orange empire reviews
The war is over and the machines are trying to prevent hoards of humans from defecting from the Matrix. The rebels, in a mission sanctioned by the Oracle, are smuggling them out in an unorthodox way that will affect the future of both races.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008
Last Loose End by Dejana Talis reviews
Being unplugged meant giving up everything... but there was one person Mouse could never quite let go of.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Mouse - Complete
Floors by Sanzi reviews
Oneshot written for humanbeldot's 26 OTP challenge, T/N fluff set during the rescue operation in the first movie.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Neo, Trinity
Reticence by Desert of the Real reviews
For being the One to save mankind, he could really be a dork sometimes. N/T fluff
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
Teddybear by Sanzi reviews
Oneshot written for humanbeldot's 26 OTP challenge, T/N fluff inspirated by Elvis Presley's song 'Teddybear'.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
Time Is An Illusion by Anakin McFly reviews
Matrix crossover. Wake up, Marty.
Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Smells Delicious by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
No matter how crazy the rest of the world is, Bella knows there's one thing she can count on at the end of the day. Oneshot. Written for a contest. Take with grain of salt to improve sanity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Future by Sandpiper reviews
A short fic I wrote based on a message board discussion of what the future for the main characters might be.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Rhythm by Desert of the Real reviews
A look into Neo's mind about his existence. Pre-trilogy.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Neo - Complete
The Rabbit Hole by Us-And-Them reviews
No one ever asked him if he wanted to play the savior. *Novelization of the first movie. Reloaded and Revolutions to follow.*
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Neo
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The Many Voices of Dexter by DangerDanger reviews
A collection of short pieces - drabbles, one-shots - exploring the various characters of the Dexter series. First up, Doakes! Warning: DARK, plus spoilers from Seasons 1 & 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,590 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Symbiosis by Desert of the Real reviews
Trinity reflects on the nature of her relationship with Neo.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
The end of Eden by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
Temptation instead comes in the shape of a pair of pursed ruby lips, perfect chocolate curls, a sugary voice and an intriguing sparkle in her doe eyes. Rufus/Blair
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Noticed by Desert of the Real reviews
Trinity... the Trinity? That cracked the IRS d-base?" A take on Trinity's famous feat. Written for the fan fiction challenge at The Looking Glass forums.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Trinity - Complete
The Letter by illyriazshell reviews
Je suis fini! Set 3 months after the end of Season 2. Dexter stalks a challenging new victim, but due to serious complications made from beyond the grave, things don't go as well as he planned...
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
I Create My Own Fate by thefuturemrs.edwardcullen reviews
I know I'm bad for him, but I love him... To Hell with Fate- it's time I took my life into my own hands." Twilight-Harry Potter crossover. ExOC. Full summary inside. Rated T for language and paranoia. First fanfic, please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
In the Aftermath by Us-And-Them reviews
Post-Revolutions. Everything has repercussions. Smith is brought into the real world for a proper execution.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Neo, Smith, A.
Employee Relations by Vicki Bmore reviews
Ever have a co-worker you just couldn't stand?
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Three Wishes by Twilight Disharmony reviews
Oneshot. TV show based. Set at the end of 'Hi, Society'. Blair goes upstairs with Nate but she doesn't stay because she realizes her feelings for someone else are stronger. N/B/C
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Switch Of An Eternity by poplikeapoptrt3 reviews
Everything is the same in Forks until Edward and Bella switch bodies! Can Bella handle being a vampire. Can Edward handle being human? Can the they cope with the others' problems? I guess you'll find out....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
Cody’s Caliginous Chronicle by Flash Foreward reviews
Cody's all grown up, making his own way in the world. He tells the story of who he is, of all he learned from his step-father, Dexter Morgan. This is Cody's dark story, the tale of him and his Dark Passenger.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Tears of the Angels by KelliNicole reviews
The Cullens lose a very crucial member of their family. In response to IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. : Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
A New Playmate by Twilight Disharmony reviews
Oneshot. It's been awhile since Dexter let his Dark Passenger take the wheel and today a murder case crosses his desk that captures his interest. Dexter has his suspicions who the killer is. He stalks his prey but things don't go as smoothly as he hoped.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Burning by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange will never forget this night, nor will any present...A look inside Bella's demented mind. Rated T for insinuations and some emo language. Oneshot, no requited pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
By My Hand by HeiShui reviews
A response to IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. PostEclipse Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Hollywood with Holli: The Harry Potter Episodes by HolliiiCruiser reviews
My "talk-show" were I interview various characters from Harry Potter. Except your character to get bashed in the head with a large brick and expect lots of randomness. Episode Two: I get Ron Weasley to reveal his "Extracurricular" Activities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Truth about heaven by Terranima reviews
Near end of New Moon Edward decides that he can't stay away anymore, but when he comes back will he hold to his promise of letting Bella be happy without him? Chap 1 preface
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella by xxtwilight reviews
My version of Breaking Dawn. Takes place after Eclipse. Edward finds an different way to stay with Bella forever, without changing her into a vampire. Rated T just in case. My first fanfic, R&R please. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Heart to Heart Conversation by Ninja C reviews
New Moon and slight Eclipse spoilers. Bella FINALLY opens the conversation hearts from Jacob. What will they say? NOT Bella/Jacob, just a random anecdote involving them. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Sharp by Sugary Snicket reviews
There is a surprising lack of Dexter poetry. Well, I'm going to fix that right now with this poem - a look at what it must be like for Dexter when he goes out on one of his midnight escapades... Mix of the Book and the Show.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Matrix Revolutions, The Other Versions by Anakin McFly reviews
Chapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic Version
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
Edward's Heartbreak by xxtwilight reviews
What happened after Edward left Bella? Takes place in New Moon, after Edward left Bella, from Edward's perspective. My first oneshot... reviews could change that! R&R Please. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2008
Water Through a Rusted Pipe by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb sees a side of her brother that she's never seen before, and asks some awkward questions. Dexter, in answering them, decides to experiment with truth.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Hating on Sunshine by shoombadoosarah reviews
ONESHOT: Entry for yayme2012 challenge. It's a sunny day, and it's not Edward who Bella misses.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Jacob's Turn by redrosefell reviews
READ! READ! Jake returns to settle things with Bella to try to change her mind about becoming a vampire, but a strange turn of events interrupts his plan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,630 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
The Only One More Perfect by Tymer reviews
Who could be more perfect than Edward? For yayme2012’s contest. BxG WHO IS THIS “G?” HE’S NOT AN OC, HE’S BEEN IN EVERY SINGLE BOOK, EVERY SINGLE SECOND! READ TO FIND OUT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Open Road by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
‘When his world comes crashing down, there’s no explosion, no thunder.’ A ‘what if Dexter gets caught?’ fic. Dexter/Debra. Adult content.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Lundy Knows by Meatball reviews
A quick fic about Lundy's thoughts and the decisions that he makes while waiting for Deb at the airport. Based on the tv show, not the books. This is my own take on it. Please, read & review...thank you, & enjoy! :-
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Mutiny by Tawnyeyes reviews
This is the sequel to Oh Honeymoon. Bella is now a vampire and enjoys her new life with the Cullen family. A group of vampires are tired of following the rules set by the Volturi. The Cullens are forced to decide which side they are on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,135 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Read My Mind by Iamwiththewolf reviews
for SlashFan69; fluff, EdwardMike SLASH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Edward, Mike
Something to Talk About by Saiyachick reviews
DracoxHermione:Divorce is such a messy process, and even the Wizarding World is full of gossips. Draco and Hermione decide that they will give the paparazzi something to talk about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Save Us from Our Memories by Kapperz1212 reviews
Submission to nadia the demented one's Furnace challenge off of sillybella's twilight challenge forum. Sometimes all a person, or vampire, needs to show their tender side is someone who cares enough to listen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Life of Mike or The Depth of Shallowness by Iamwiththewolf reviews
PreTwilight. Mike’s POV. Cullen was standing under the shower. Water running down his smooth skin, sparkling. Touching his broad shoulders, his narrow hips, his muscular thighs. He turned and I could catch a glimpse of... No way is he 15!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Mike, Edward
Black Widow by Eliador reviews
When Laura Bounty murdered her fifth husband she couldn't have predicted that she would attract Dexter's attention. Will Dexter let Laura go free or will he apply justice.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Addiction by Eliador reviews
Malcom Hayes has an addiction: he can't stop himself. Will Dexter stop him?
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Be Not Proud by Pirate Perian reviews
Christopher Harlow loses a hand, and eventually his life. Dexter searches for fulfillment. Sergeant Doakes listens. Season 2 missing moment, rated for violence and language.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Petition by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
There's a petition going around Forks. About Bella. AND her fiance. Anyone care to sign?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007
Dreams Do Come True by Jexena reviews
Post New Moon. Bella finally decides that she will marry Edward. Now find out their true feelings about why they have done all the things that seemed to keep them from achieving their true desires. ExB , Graduation, Wedding, Transformation, Freedom
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,744 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Stripping by Amiiix3 reviews
Sirius makes a provocative display in the Great Hall before breakfast, Lily falls hard for James's abs, and a blondehaired, blueeyed, Mary Sue of a Hufflepuff, makes an appearance LxJ .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Normalcy by aria0205 reviews
Rita PoV. What to do when unspeakable truths surface?
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007
Lily's Twilight by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
What is Mark Black's problem? Will Lily Cullen ever learn the truth about her parents' past? What secret will Lily discover about herself? Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,661 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Hiatus by SunRei reviews
Dexter has had to lay low over the summer. This short fic gives us some insight on what he's thinking and what it will take to get him back to work.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Vampire Santa? by Breena Marie reviews
Edward and Bella have a fun conversation about Santa. Oneshot. Set after Eclipse. R&R Please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Back to the Desert by Curlycurlz reviews
Near the Oz Ev border, Elphaba and Fiyero run across a long forgotten Vinkus tribe that offers them a peaceful, easy life. Unfortunately, neither "peaceful" nor "easy" are adjectives Elphaba can come to terms with. Post-Musical with Book aspects. Rewrite.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,381 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
You need your rest and so I wrote you this Lullaby...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Cullen Diaries by redrosefell reviews
Here we get a closer look into the Cullen clan via there own thoughts and words. Up first is a day in the life of Alice. Life has got to get dull sometimes, but often trivial everyday tidbits can be pretty illuminating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
Oh Honeymoon by Tawnyeyes reviews
The wedding is over. Edward and Bella prepare for the honeymoon and life after marriage. This is a happy, feel good version. Sorry, limited conflict.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,468 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
An Unlikely Rescue by Scarlet Scully reviews
[Dexter] Dexter, blood, Rita and the kids some things were never meant to mix together. Rated M it's a Dexterfic after all.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Most Important Thing by Amzie4 reviews
Bella had to write a poem for class about something that has great importance to her. So, of course, she writes about Edward! But what happens when Mike writes about her? Please Rate and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Videogames, Vampire Style! by Talvana reviews
This is something odd, something interesting, something...wonderfully random! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Anti Venom by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
Bella and Edward just returned from their honeymooon and Bella is scheduled to become a vampire the next day. A surprise visitor shows up with an antidote to becoming a vampire! Will Edward choose to become human again? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Plain Yogurt by Ranma15177 reviews
A little romance with your breakfast never hurts, especially when breakfast doesn't hunt back. Or does it? Edward and Bella post Eclipse ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Lunchtime by Fueled.By.Robyn reviews
What happens when Bella goes to visit her mom in Phoenix for a little R&R? Not all is as it seems, especially at lunchtime...It appears Bella can't escape Forks! OVER 200 HITS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Twilight CrossOvers by sOpHiE123 reviews
A bunch of different scenarios that would happen if different characters from Twilight entered the stories of different books.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007
Emmett Did What? by alexz1jude reviews
What happens when you put Emmett in a store? He's Emmett, what do you think will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heat by Saiyachick reviews
What exactly did Bella keep mumbling during the chapter Fire and Ice, in Eclipse? OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
All the Time In The World by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Hi, this is a mini one shot about when Edward changes Bella. Short and Sweet. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Stealing Has Its Exceptions by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Short Oneshot] Bella wants Edward to steal something VERY important... Something we all would have had Edward stolen if we knew him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
For I have Sinned by Zillah 91 reviews
Dexter Fanfic Forgive him, father, for he has sinned.He's sinned a lot. Be adivsed, it's rated M for a reason.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2007
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
And You Wanna Run by apckrfan reviews
Rita's enjoying the new woman she's slowly becoming. She just hopes it's not too late to set a good example for Astor and Cody. This is a gen fic with RitaDexter implied. This is a Dexter fic with spoilers through Return To Sender 1x06.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
Curse by BlueSea14 reviews
Bella says goodbye to the pack at Emily's wedding reception in La Push. But a redhead is waiting, with a nasty surprise in hand. Now, she must survive and find her way back to the Cullens--where things may never again be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,354 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Emmett's Man's Day by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Wine Red by princesswingnut reviews
In the original script, there was a scene that was eventually cut from the movie, of Scott Summers discovering his powers at his senior prom. It was just too good of a story to get left on the cuttingroom floor, so I took a shot at it. Enjoy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Cyclops
The Matrix: Lies and Revelations by The Smiling Shadow reviews
The Matrix Reloaded reenvisioned as by the Smiling Shadow. Where Neo has the weight of the world on his shoulders and Trinity loves him. Where Smith rises in power with Jones and Brown. Where loss is evident and the Source is needed to end the War.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Neo, Smith, A.
Paint Balling with the Cullens! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
PAINT BALLIN! Ok, so Emmett angers Rosalie, starting a war between the genders... Includes a pretty good paint balliing[manipulating Bella, scheming [when is she not?] Alice, and a sulking Emmett bent on revenge...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Competition by Emmy131 reviews
What is Mike thinking when Jacob talks to Bella and Edward at school in Eclipse? Can he tell where Bella's loyalties lie, or is he blinded by love? I think we all know the answer to that...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Devil Caught Your Eyes by vega rin reviews
Summer in Florida. While Harry is away, young Dexter is sorely tested. Teenage Dexter and Deb. Harry.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
I Love Ed by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready, Get Set, Don't Go by not done baking reviews
Charlie's, Edward's and Bella's POV. Charlie's thoughts on upcoming events and nuptials.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Graduation Mayhem by Saiyachick reviews
In response to the 'Celebrate Eclipse' Challenege During a graduation party, a LOT of things can happen Mentions of a dented Aston Martin, Jacob having I Love Bella Swan painted on his chest, and so much more...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fishing by sillybella reviews
Twilight Challenge Forum August Challenge: Edward and Bella with the Volturi from the POV of any of the Volturi or their guards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Wish by Saiyachick reviews
/Sequel to Wishes/A week after Edward's wish for Bella to become a child for one day, Edward becomes persistent in discovering what Bella wished for. On the quest to discover Bella's wish, Edward is humiliated by non other than his family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jessica's Ride Home! by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Jessica gets a flat on the way to school. she 'asks' Edward for a ride home! Angst for the fact that Edward and Bella have to ride home with Jessica! This is now a 'Suply and Demand' Fic, if a get ten reviews for a chapter, I will right a new one. Love ya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
The Clique is Public by nbachampion8 reviews
Come join Massie, Alicia, Kristen, Dylan, and Claire with their many catastrophies after enrolling a public school.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 16,649 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006
The Forbidden Fruit by Saiyachick reviews
The fates seemed to be in their favor. How could a love so sweet seem forbidden and wrong, but also so right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Urban Living by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
“Edward.” She savored his name, rolling it around in her mouth like a succulent piece of hard candy. “You know, it was really nice meeting you, but I’ve got to run.” Wanted ads and life in the rainy city. ExB AU from the author of Butterscotch & Chocolate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/18/2007
100 Years to Live by not done baking reviews
New Moon never happens. Edward and Bella's senior year goes by quietly, except that Edward never made the promise to the Volturi. What's Bella to do with her 17-year-old boyfriend when she's twenty-something?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Marc Jacobs to Meijer by JeNnIfEr88 reviews
Massie's poor. She's trying to get OCD to shop at Meijer, so she won't look like such a LBR. Will TPC ditch her for a new alpha? Get ready for a dramafilled year at OCD. Sequel to New Friend or Old?
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,883 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted by Masako Moonshade reviews
[Millenium Snow or A Thousand Years of Snow or Senin no Yuki, however you want to translate the manga's title] This is my perception of how Chiyuki's life would have ended.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Opposite Day by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
When Max and Nudge are the victims of a body swap experiment, what craziness will ensue? How will they get back to normal? And what happens when Fang sees Nudge kissing Iggy in Max's body? Faxness and Nudgyness, in a totally insane way! Tsome romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Revenge Of Isabella Marie Swan by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] A oneshot. The Cullens take Bella to the beach on a cloudy day, but Bella decides to make her own fun when there, fun involving revenge on a certain Emmett Cullen...rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Born Again by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Smith in the centuries after war has taken to be not only the negative of the One, but his gaurdian. Smith watches over the young reincarnation of Neo, raises him, protects him. One shall live so that the other can be reborn. But Smith's end is coming.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Smith, A., Neo - Complete
Lapdog by jato unit reviews
one shot . slash . EdwardxJacob . It's rather humorous when a two hundred something pound wolf gets the idea that it's a twenty pound lapdog. Well, that is unless you're the one being sat upon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
I Love The Way You Hate Me by n.a.y.a.z reviews
“Why did you do that?” I asked. “Get me away from them, I mean. Wasn’t that what you would have wanted?”He frowned and looked at me. “Let’s get one thing straight, Granger,” he said. “I hate you.”“Then why did you do what you did?” I asked again. r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Stole My Blender by Amiiix3 reviews
“Lily, didn’t you hear what I told you? James stole your blender!” Tally said, surprised her friend could stay this calm over such a dire emergency...LilyJames conflict. Hehe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Without Harry by cathster reviews
Sequel to Sinking Sun, a short ficlet. After the battle, Ron wakes up to a changed world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
House, MD: The Musical! by Claire Hall reviews
The patients in the hospital contract a new diseaseand Cuddy is first...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2005
See You Soon by The Smiling Shadow reviews
I saved the world." The stranger says. His name is Neo, and he died. But somehow he survived with Smith, and now they wander the Matrix, spreading the truth. "I saved the world." Neo keeps telling everyone and laughing. They'll be seeing you soon.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
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A Dangerous Journey reviews
Scarlet Willow is really super depressed when her parents force her to go visit her grandmother. But soon she is swept into a live of mythical creatures and secrets. Rated T cause I’m paranoid. OCxE ; First story be gentle lololol CONTINUED AFTER THERAPY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Taha Aki, Athenodora
Bad Fanfiction reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Jealousy reviews
Rosalie's jealous... and Bella knows exactly why. Short oneshot. Post BD. Renesmee-centric.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Pretty reviews
Pretty is not for Elphaba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Watching reviews
He watches her. Set during Eclipse. A look into Edward's protective personality.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roy Hill reviews
The few things Roy knew for sure were that this Morphean person was a director and The Matrix was his newest project. This director had called him and told him the new role was perfect for him- in fact, he had spent his whole life preparing for it.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Smith, A. - Complete
All Over Again reviews
An incident in Volterra leaves Bella without a single memory of Edward. :His intense eyes burned into me. “I’m sorry, do you know me or something?” I turned, unable to stand the silence any longer. “I was about to ask you the same thing,” he said.: Non AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,052 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward
Tick, Tick, Tick reviews
It really can ruin your day, finding a dead body in your apartment... Oneshot.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
A Chance Encounter reviews
Bella thought she would be with Jacob forever. A chance encounter with a certain stranger on a rainy day makes her rethink her choices. AH AU. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
High Bird Post reviews
Bella’s morning routine, as seen by Edward. AU, set years after the series. Short Poem.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Perfect Soldiers reviews
A commander finds, more through accident than action, a seven-year-old who knows too much and makes incredible claims. 1,500 word drabble, Maria-centric
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Savior reviews
He saw it all. He may like you to believe that he saw nothing, that he sat in that steaming, hellish trunk and didn’t look out- didn’t remember- but he saw it all. Based off 1x06 Return to Sender. 1000-word drabble.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Born Again, Unto the Ashes reviews
A disaster occurs, but Edward finds a way through...somehow. Bella? That's a different story. 300-word drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Hope reviews
In the darkness of his apartment, Dexter feels… hope. 555 word drabble.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
You Can Still Run reviews
Jacob’s been waiting for this call. He knew she would have to be changed. He knew it. Once the girl he loves is changed, how will he deal with it? Oneshot. Originally a contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Cullens: At the Zoo! reviews
The Cullens want to have a little fun... Emmett gets to see the bears, Alice goes bankrupt in the giftshop, Jasper causes stampedes, and Edward starts slapping a monkey... and you thought he was the sane one!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
The Bet reviews
PostEclipse:One shot:companion to Do You Remember: Bella and Edward make a bet about who will jump on each other first... Mostly fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Just A Nightmare? reviews
PostEclipse. Bella has a bad dream... or is it just a dream? Mwahahaha! Warning: Edward is very OOC...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Do You Remember? reviews
Edward forgets his tenth anniversary... how mad will Bella be? PostEclipse, songfic, BxE fluff read for more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Hermione's Diary reviews
Ever wondered what Hermione was really thinking? This is just mainly embarrassing things between Hermione and Draco...Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Really Random: Christmas Edition! reviews
Basically Anna, Mexi, and I being insane in the land of Harry Potter! This time it's Christmas. Keep in mind we all had much candy and soda before writing this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Top Ten Ways to Be Sasuke reviews
How to be a general emo person... like Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Sasuke's Little Pony reviews
Sasuke's therapist recommend horseback riding. Emobashing time! Just a short fic Mexi and I wrote.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life reviews
Songfic Bella visits Jacob's grave. PostEclipse. ExB Some fluff, much angst...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
The High School Musical of Oz reviews
Yeah, pretty much an HSM and Wiz of Oz crossover. What if Troy, Gabi, Sharpay, and Ryan landed in Oz? Read for more...
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006
Really Random 2: Hermione's Cat reviews
The brilliant minds of Really Random bring you: Really Random 2! Like 1, but more full of Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - OC, OC - Complete
Really Random reviews
A really funny yet random story making fun of many things...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
To Die List reviews
Voldemort shares his thoughts on stupid HP characters... such as Chuck Norris! Short sillyfic written long ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny's Stupidity reviews
This one's for Ashtin! Harry and Friends have fun in Hogsmeade... until Voldemort shows up! Hehe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
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