Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars, and Mad Max.
Dear Reader: DON'T GIVE UP ON ME! I will finish these stories. I will. Someday.
...Actually, let's be honest: you can go ahead and give up on me. Sorry. I suck.
I feel very bad for never adding anything new to my stories, but I have an original story that eats up all of my writing anymore, which I obviously can't post here. You can, however, find snippets of said story by following either of the links below.
I like short chapters.
I believe the average age of fanfiction.net users is about 15, which makes me embarrassingly older than average. Or so. In case you were wondering, which you were, because I say you were, and I, like God and television, am always right. Isn't that nice?
I also wrote "The Tragicall History of Romiet and Isilea", which may be found in my "Favorite Stories" section. You should read this as well, because it's entertaining, albeit unbelievably silly. I also never finished it because it had to be performed in English class many, many long years hence and the due date arrived before I had completed my nefarious task. Alas. The world mourns.
Am also on fictionpress.com as WhenceComethThisBoredom (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/530656/) and sort of on deviantArt as haius (haius . deviantart . com). Should you feel so inclined.