Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, and Star Wars.
Dear Reader: DON'T GIVE UP ON ME! I will finish these stories. I will. Someday.
I feel very bad for never adding anything new to my stories, but I have an original story that eats up all of my writing anymore, which I obviously can't post here, tragically. You can, however, find snippets of said story by following either of the links below. And then you can review those, too! :D
Write reviews or I'll be sad. If you want more - or don't, or see typos, etc. - heck, if you even bothered to read something I wrote - then for goodness' sake tell me! Even a single word is better than nothing!
I like short chapters.
I believe the average age of fanfiction.net users is about 14.5, which makes me more than ten years older than average. Or so. In case you were wondering, which you were, because I say you were, and I, like God and television, am always right. Isn't that nice?
HEY! READ BRIDE OF MORGOTH! DO IT! DO IT NOW!
...Also, what's up with people only reading the first and last chapter? The last chapter won't make any sense if you don't at least skim the earlier ones. They're short chapters, I promise. It's worth it. And I SWEAR I will finish it one day! Really! Honest to God, cross my heart and hope to die! Even if I seem to update... uh... never.
I also wrote "The Tragicall History of Romiet and Isilea", which may be found in my "Favorite Stories" section. You should read this as well, because it's entertaining, albeit unbelievably silly. I also never finished it because it had to be performed in English class many, many long years hence and the due date arrived before I had completed my nefarious task. Alas. The world mourns.
Am also on fictionpress.com as WhenceComethThisBoredom (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/530656/) and deviantArt as haius ( ). Should you feel so inclined.
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