Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars, Mad Max, and Serei no Moribito.
Dear Reader: DON'T GIVE UP ON ME! I will finish these stories. I will. Someday.
...Actually, let's be honest: you can go ahead and give up on me. Sorry. I suck. Writing is hard.
I like short chapters. In case you were wondering, which you were, because I say you were, and I, like God and television, am always right. Isn't that nice?
I used to believe the average age of fanfiction.net users was about 15, making me embarrassingly older than average, but now I think the site has become a tumbleweed-crossed ghost town with only a few old-timers still popping by now and again, which makes me sad. Back in my day, kids, used to be you could post any story, any fandom, and be guaranteed a review within a day of posting. There were THAT MANY PEOPLE on the site! Ain't that something?
Oh my goodness, you guys. I've been on ff for TEN YEARS. TEN YEARS!!!!! How did this happen! Where did the time go?!!?
I also wrote "The Tragicall History of Romiet and Isilea", which may be found in my "Favorite Stories" section. You should read this as well, because it's entertaining, albeit unbelievably silly. I also never finished it because it had to be performed in English class many, many long years hence and the due date arrived before I had completed my nefarious task. Alas. The world mourns.
Am also on Ao3 under the same penname, on fictionpress.com as WhenceComethThisBoredom (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/530656/) and sort of on deviantArt as haius (haius . deviantart . com). Should you feel so inclined.