EvilReceptionistOfDoom
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Joined 06-20-06, id: 1071608, Profile Updated: 07-15-14
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, and Star Wars.

Dear Reader: DON'T GIVE UP ON ME! I will finish these stories. I will. Someday.

...Actually, let's be honest: you can go ahead and give up on me. Sorry. I suck.

I feel very bad for never adding anything new to my stories, but I have an original story that eats up all of my writing anymore, which I obviously can't post here. You can, however, find snippets of said story by following either of the links below.

I like short chapters.

I believe the average age of fanfiction.net users is about 15, which makes me embarrassingly older than average. Or so. In case you were wondering, which you were, because I say you were, and I, like God and television, am always right. Isn't that nice?

I also wrote "The Tragicall History of Romiet and Isilea", which may be found in my "Favorite Stories" section. You should read this as well, because it's entertaining, albeit unbelievably silly. I also never finished it because it had to be performed in English class many, many long years hence and the due date arrived before I had completed my nefarious task. Alas. The world mourns.

Am also on fictionpress.com as WhenceComethThisBoredom (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/530656/) and sort of on deviantArt as haius (http://haius.deviantart.com/). Should you feel so inclined.

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The Peanut Gallery by Your Tomodachi reviews
Balsa and Tanda's relationship is complicated and a subject they'd rather avoid, but people just can't seem to let it go.
Serei no Moribito - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3h - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Nemesis by Glimmermir reviews
What if they threw a superbattle and nobody came? Johnny waits in the park.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Binary by Rhinemaiden Number 4 reviews
Flynn adjusts to life as a program, discusses philosophy with Ram, and wonders what an actuarial program really does while killing time in the prison block. Some coarse language and hints of preslash, as well as computer humor. Enjoy.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
My Adventure by Thimble reviews
Gandalf exclaimed once: 'That I should live to be 'Good morninged' by a son of Belladonna Took' Bilbo's mum has a story to tell and this is it. Holidays by the Sea, Elves, and much Falling in the Water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
A letter of Complaint by jiminycricketX reviews
Gondor is attacking the black gates and the hobbits have almost reached mount doom and your monsters have done nothing to stop them. Who are you gonna blame? The people who bred your monsters of course. A letter of complaint from Sauron to Morgoth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Stolen by A. Meril reviews
Dark AU ficlet. Galadriel watches the ruin of her world. Warning: dark imagery and character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Galadriel, Sauron - Complete
It Will Be Done, My Lord by Qoheleth reviews
A clone's-eye view of Order 66.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Complete
The Tragicall History of Romiet and Isilea by Mint Chips reviews
Crossover of "Lord of the Rings" and "Romeo and Juliet". R+J is something that I hate very much, so, with the help of my fellow Romeo-hater friend "Tybylas", she's penned a piece about it and I've published it...
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2002
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Strange Visitor reviews
A Jedi fetches a high price in a galaxy ruled by the Empire. This one has been running since Order 66... but his luck is running out.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Bride of Morgoth reviews
Multiple deaths, time travel, Sauron, various badtempered Nazgul, jet airplanes, balrogs, talking heads, ruined cities, a man named Marshall, dirt, and your mom. No, I was kidding about that last one. Please read and review! or I will cry!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar
Artsy and Pretentious Star Wars Poetry reviews
Lord I'm a nerd.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Yoda - Complete
Middle Earth Soccer! Hobbits vs Dragons! reviews
Third quarterfinal match, and it couldn't be more unfair... or could it? What happens if your goalie eats the ref? Will our small friends survive? And what does roasted hobbit actually smell like? Read it and find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Middle Earth Soccer Continues! Mordor v Mirkwood reviews
It's the second match of the quarterfinals, and the old rivalries are going strong... Will the orcs learn to manage their anger? How many red cards can one player actually recieve? Is the goal still legal if the player who makes it is dead?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Man, Raoul, it Sucks to Be You reviews
Watch as our favorite thickskulled pretty boy is abused... prettily!... by our favorite evil Phantom. And learn why I really, really, REALLY ought to go to bed earlier... Read it! Review it! Don't ask why!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
They Play Soccer in Middle Earth, Too! reviews
Rohan vs. Moria football match. Who will proceed towards the Arda Cup semifinals? Who will not survive the tournament? Will weapons be disallowed from the field? Does the goal count if your horse kicks it in? ...pretty please review
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Naruto for Dummies reviews
What happens when someone who knows little to nothing about Naruto writes a Naruto fic? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete