AsukaNaohito
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Joined 06-20-06, id: 1071624
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

OMG, it's been AGES since I last updated. I've probably lost all my readers. Darn. Sorry... I will write more...maybe...

I'M GOING TO KILL THESE PEOPLE, I SWEAR. Not only did they hold me down and write on my back/ass, but they also REMOVED my bra (not my shirt, just my bra. Hmm.) and tickled me until I cried. I have WONDERFUL friends, ne?

I should rewrite "Killers Aren't Born, They're Made" and "Protecting Hinata". Hmmm. (AND MAYBE ACTUALLY WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTERS TO MY OTHER STORIES BEFORE HINA-CHAN AND RYU-KUN MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP. Gawd Ryu, stop complaining about it already. I WIIL update. Probably. And I'll read the rest of that fic. Probably.)

I apologize for my procrastination. 3


Works in Progress:

Protecting Hinata: Maybe, like, 10 chapters? I'm not sure how many I want to do exactly.

Naruto Chat Room: I wanna do a few chapters of this. But currently it's on hiatus...I have no inspiration for it.

Naruto:The Next Generation/Part One: I have chapter one out...This fanfiction is my favorite, out of all the ones I've written. I created a lot of new characters, but I haven't killed anybody off...yet. ('cept Orochimaru. I killed him off.)The rating is subject to change.Also, this is gonna be a Trilogy, with about 20 chaps each...yeah, this is gonna be my longest story ever. Currently on hiatus.

The Beauty Pageant: This is the revised version of Ice. It's much better, and the storyline will be a bit different. Co-written by me, Goddess of Crimson Sand and Sarai Sohma.

If anyone has an idea for a storyline or plot for me, or a pairing, go ahead and PM me. I guarantee that I'll at least try it out. Mostly I write Naruto fics, but I'll also do Fruits Basket, FMA, Kingdom Hearts and Inuyasha. I can write everything from crack fics to romance to horror. I really like Alternate Universes, but I haven't posted very many...

Note: Most of my stories are on hiatus, because I don't have access to the computer I write them on or the disk I save them on, so I can't post new chapters. But I'm gonna try some one-shots, I think. Maybe some song fics?

Sorry everyone! My cp hates me and has successfully crashed twice. -_-; I'll try to update a lot...

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Sleep by Nadri reviews
Hokage's orders are the law. That's a fact. So when she orders Hatake to make sure that Haruno actually sleeps, or something like it, and takes her meds, refusement isn't considered. From either side KakaSaku, SasuNaru ect. ect. Mrated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,569 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
After All by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
Kakashi left eight years ago without realizing he left a pregnant Sakura now that he's back how will he handle proving to Sakura that he will be there not only for her but also for their child. It's certainly hard when the world seems to be against you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Neji's Dilemma by Demeterr reviews
It started out with one question that only festered to become something worse and purely chaotic. The question? 'Why are you so feminine' Directed at? Neji. Chaos endures. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Kindred Souls by Demeterr reviews
There are people who seem nothing alike. Yet there is an unstoppable, deep friendship that blooms between them. This is the story of two such people. ::Hinata.centric:: ::Completed::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,576 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare by erigstimloveles reviews
Naruto and the entire Rookie 9 are bored...so they play truth or dare and make each other admit and do the most outrageous and hilarious things ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
It Started With The Jumpsuit by jounin1280 reviews
Short oneshots written about the members within Akatsuki. With Itachi, Sasori, Diedara, Zetsu, and coming soon: Tobi. Disclaimer: don't own
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sleepover by Nhelsea Caylor reviews
Gai, Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma have placed their fromer students in an awkward situation for one night. this one nights leads to strange missions, new romances and a new face!NejiTen NarHin SasSak ShikaIno ShinoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,134 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
on the other side of the computer by amie.stargazer reviews
Hinata gets her first IM account with Ino's help. While trying to message one of Ino's friends, Sakura she makes a mistake and ends up talking to someone else. AU, kinda OOC, main sasuhina, some shikaten nejitema naruino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,723 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Hidden Leaf Prep School by skyblue.x reviews
This by far had been one of the worst days of her life. From getting knocked out, to getting her first crush, then finding out said crush already has ANOTHER crush, to being insulted by Sasuke, to crying over Sasuke...and now THIS? Poor, poor Hinata. SxH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,709 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Uncovered by Uchiha Yumi reviews
There’s a moment in your life when you understand you can’t stand the pain any more. What would you do, then? Is escaping really a good idea? [ItaHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,765 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Chords by DewWater reviews
There is nothing to fear out of life but the full moon. Werewolf fiction. SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina InoShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,079 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi Goes to Rehab by insano pyro reviews
What would it be like if Uchiha Itachi was so obsessed with Sasuke that Kisame had to send his crazy ass to rehab just to get some quiet? Well wouldn't you like to know...and if you do then read this. Cowritten by mylastbreath92.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Itachi U., Gaara
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Mistaken Love by SUPERJAILed reviews
Ino and Sakura play a game of zap, while a drunken Rock Lee wanders the streets of Konoha in search of women. NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, InoSasuSaku, slight KibaAka and a little more than slight GaaTem. Rated M for later chapters. Read. Love. Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Someone Just Shoot Me, Please by YuKiKuRo reviews
Tenten's getting married... AGAINST her will. Wait, to whom again? [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
I'm A Girl! Oh My God, They Think I'm a Guy! by YuKiKuRo reviews
[AU] Every body thought she was a guy. But soon, they will realize how wrong they were, and when they finally found out, why is Neji extremely affected by it? [Main NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
When One Thing Lead To Another by Hinata And Asuka reviews
After a strange twist of fate, Kabuto is suddenly the stepfather of Gaara. This is history in making, people. [OCs, OOCness and the only pairing in Fanfiction history: Kabuto x Karura. KARURA IS NOT AN OC! READ TO FIND OUT!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Gaara, Kabuto Y.
Practice makes Perfect? by nighinvisible reviews
Now friends, Ino is shocked to discover Sakura is clueless about dating. Her tutorials help Sakura get Sasuke, but was that the point? YURI. SakuraIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,744 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
A Wonderful Vacation by moodiful819 reviews
Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura are all put on a manditory vacation. Chaos ensues as days go by. How will they survive and what's up with Sakura and Kakashi? KakaSakuSasu.My first fanfic. LEMONS. Now revised again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,923 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Snow by undeadgirlxx reviews
Sakura is 7 months pregnant and nobody knows who's it is. Kakashi left on a mission 7 months previous and never returned. Now everyone thinks he is dead, and his name is written on the memorial stone he once visited on a daily basis. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Ever Heard of Public Transportation? by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Axel. Roxas. Bus. A few crappy pickup lines. [AU oneshot]. For Dualism.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I got drunk and all I got in return was this wife by AccentFetish reviews
Sasuke gets drunk and then in the morning wakes up to find he isn't alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,801 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission: Freak Out Kakashi by Melissa Norvell reviews
CHAPTER 17 POSTED! SakuKakaNaru. Naruto and Sakura take a bet on who can freak out the teacher, but what happens when Sakura gets a little too caught up in the game? mostly KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,183 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Wager by Arianna B reviews
After losing a bet with Kakashi, Sakura finds herself in a tight spot... not that she minds! KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Sasuke's Dead Pets by riona18 reviews
You all think that Itachi is the main reason of Sasuke frail mental state. Well guess agian.. Find out about all of Sasukes dearest pets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Bittersweet Remembrance by InsaneYunay reviews
First she lost Sasuke. Now she has lost Neji. Sakura can't help remembering the pleasant yet painful memories of her second love. [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Eternity's Cupid by Sarai Sohma reviews
Discontinued until further noticed. YOU can change this!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - S. Kaiba, Kisara
Matchmaker Kakashi by MetalDragonFX reviews
Hahaha what happens If Kakashi accidently found Gai's Diary and reads it, then starts playing Matchmaker with the new jounins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Snap by Mikky-mail reviews
Hinata finally gains some confindence and defies Neji. She gets asked out by Naruto to go to the festival while Neji spies on her. Hinata, its for you own good....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Dinner At The Uchiha's by RAINBOW WAFFLES reviews
To end a feud between these two clans...a treaty must be made. But how can peace be made over a dinner table? Please R&R. Mainly SasuHina. Implied ItaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Art of Seduction by twitch and spaz reviews
To pass her jounin exam, Sakura must seduce the cold Hyuga Neji! Will she pass or fail? NejiSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina One shot, possible mult. chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Blue by Tanya Lilac reviews
They'd been torn apart for three years. When she finally saw him again, she had no idea who he was until he kissed her. They had changed, and she had done so in more ways than Neji could have ever imagined. NejiTen [Revised]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,835 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
How Lee Got His Eyebrows by dreamwave27 reviews
How did the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha ever get those abnormal bushy brows of his? Here's MY explanation. Might not be right, but I don't care.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
White Oleander by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Sevencentric] Sakura has been acting differently after her first solo mission and Kakashi wants to know why. [Notice, Discontinued until I can find a way to make this not a giant cliche.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Better Fox Trap by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seveness] When Tsunade gives Sakura and Sasuke a mission to change Naruto's bad eating habits, it'll take every ounce of intelligence, creativity, and cunning they have to do it. [NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Love by entanglednthorns reviews
NejiTen. It's a week 'til Christmas and Tenten's parents have gone off on a mission stating she has to stay with a friend, Hyuuga Neji. See what happens when Tenten stays at Neji's home. Some romance blooms and things start to get a little hectic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
You Will Be Mine, My Darling Riku by BeuitifulDisgrace246 reviews
Riku’s thoughts have lately consisted of…Sora………Sora……OH! And more Sora! Kairi starts to notice a change in Riku’s behavior, and she will do WHATEVER it takes to get Riku to notice HER INSTEAD of SORA! pairings inside! ON HOLD check profile for details
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Riku, Sora
The Demise of Harry Potter by Rezallia reviews
This was not a good day for Harry Potter. He hadn't slept very well, Hermione was acting like a Mental Hospital escapee, and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My Chocolate by entanglednthorns reviews
NejiTen. Tenten's coming over and Neji makes sure to hide his chocolate bars very well. But how does this make them end up in a liplock? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Once A Year by entanglednthorns reviews
NejiTen. Once a year he would give me a present, take me out on a date, and hold me till I fell asleep. But now everyday he tells me how much he loves me and kisses me every chance he gets. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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The Beauty Paegant reviews
Sasuke and the others are thrown into a Beuaty Paegant! Can our favorite ninjas handle crazed fanfiction writers, mangoes, miniskirts, Gaara's Mom, biased judges, the WPS and KPS, extreme randomness, and crack pairings or will they go crazy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Sasuke U.
Protecting Hinata reviews
AU NaruHina Hinata and Naruto are students at a coed boarding school. When Hinata is brutally attacked by her classmates, Naruto has no choice but to become her bodyguard! First chaps short, but length will increase!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Killers Aren't Born, They're Made reviews
[oneshot, hina.centric, character death] Her whole life, Hinata was believed to be weak, powerless. And so she made herself stronger…in both body and mind. Now, at age 19, her true self begins to emerge…as a coldhearted killer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Next Generation reviews
ON HIATUS It's been years since the Konohanin defeated the Soundnin. But a new and more powerful evil is beginning to surface. Can the next generation fill their parents' shoes?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2006
Ecerpts For Book Seven reviews
These are Top Secret excerpts of Harry Potter Book Seven. Show your friends, your enemies, your family, your neighbors. I completely and totally gaurenteesp? that they are true excerpts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete