Luca.Shinigami
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Joined 06-20-06, id: 1071769
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Welcome to Luca's Profile.

This is your guide, Vixen.

Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times and do not touch anything.

Enjoy.


First Stop: Information


Name: Luca Shinigami

Age: 285

Gender: Female

Birthday: September 15th

Likes: Anime, Manga, Video Games, Reading, Writing, Daydreaming, Sleeping, Eating, Bugging People, Animals, Fantasy, Humor, Romance

Dislikes: Annoying People, Most English Dubs, Stupid People on Fanfiction.Net, Stupid People on the Internet, Angst/Drama

And now for Vixen's Profile...

Name: Vixen

Age: Unknown

Gender: Male

Birthday: June 30th

Likes: Food, Sleeping

Dislikes: Everything Else, His Name

Relation to Luca: Her Cybernetic Wolf


Second Stop: Favorites


Anime:

Naruto

Bleach

Wolf's Rain

Digimon

Pokemon

Gundam Wing

D.N.Angel

Gilgamesh

Fruits Basket

Full Metal Alchemist

Full Metal Panic!

Elfen Lied

(The) Gokusen

Manga:

Naruto

Bleach

D.N.Angel

Fruits Basket

Gravitation

Shaman King

One Piece

Devil May Cry 3

Video Games:

Xenosaga

Devil May Cry

Final Fantasy

Dance Dance Revolution

Karaoke Revolution

Burnout

Kingdom Hearts

Pokemon

Kirby

Mario

Movies:

The Last Unicorn

The Lion King

Moonchild

The Black Stallion

Black Beauty

Books:

The Black Jewels Trilogy

Harry Potter

Authors:

Anne Bishop

Christine Feehan

J.K.Rowling

Music:

Dir en Grey

AN CAFE

Miyavi

Panic Channel/PanicCh

Pierrot

Kirito

Gackt

Kozi

Malice Mizer

Nine Inch Nails

Bauhaus

Depeche Mode

Aiden

H.I.M

Genres:

Humor

Romance

Fantasy

Sci-Fi

Characters:

Haruno Sakura (Naruto)

Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)

Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)

Inuzuka Kiba (Naruto)

Aburame Shino (Naruto)

Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto)

Sasori (Naruto)

Deidara (Naruto)

Kisame (Naruto)

Jiraiya (Naruto)

Orochimaru (Naruto)

Hyuuga Neji (Naruto)

Nara Shikamaru (Naruto)

Genma (Naruto)

Sai (Naruto)

Kotetsu (Naruto)

Tsunade (Naruto)

Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)

Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist)

Winry Rockbell (Full Metal Alchemist)

Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist)

Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach)

Urahara Keisuke (Bleach)

Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach)

Kuchiki Byakuya (Bleach)

Ichimaru Gin (Bleach)

Yachiru (Bleach)

Lucivar Yaslana (Black Jewels Trilogy)


Third Stop: Current Stories


Demon Days - Naruto/Devil May Cry Crossover - In Progress


Fourth Stop: Misc.


Luca only puts stories that exceed the average story into her Favorites. She only puts authors who have multiple stories that she likes or ones that she is really good friends with into her Favorite Authors section.

She almost always writes one-shots, because she can never seem to finish stories.

She detests people with bad grammar and spelling skills.

She WILL beta for you. All you have to do is e-mail her. She will only beta stories that she deems interesting and have potential, and only series that she knows.

She is VERY forgetful.


Fifth Stop: Quotes


Red VS Blue

Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear over the sound of your constant team killing.

Donut: It's not pink. It's light-ish red.

Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
Tucker: A few more times? How about one time!
Church: Well, I think I landed at least two or three shots.
Tucker: Yeah right.
Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall.
Church: How the hell would you know? You were running straight backwards
Tex: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the fucking moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!

Sarge: You stole that thing all by yourself?
Donut: Yep, and then I ran over the guy that was chasing us. And a few other innocent pedestrians.
Sarge: I'm so proud of you.
Donut: Yeah, stealing and killing are a huge rush. I wish I'd started at a much younger age. I caught the fever!

Voice on radio: Man, I hate this. This sucks.
Caboose: It's Church!
Voice on radio: I just wanna lay around and do nothing.
Sarge: I think it's Grif!
Voice on radio: Right after I take this nice, warm, bubble-bath.
Sarge, Simmons: Donut.

Sarge has escaped after Grif buried him alive
Grif: But how the hell did you get outta there? I tied you up and poured concrete over the grave! Just in case you turned in to a zombie.
Sarge: Yes, but you made one crucial mistake: you left me my spoon.
Grif: NO!

Caboose: No! No, wait! Go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

Caboose: I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me.

Church: So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so. That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: ...Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot.

Tucker: Ooo-kay. Church... is trying to get a TRANSLATOR. So that WE can TALK to EACH OTHER.
Church: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.
Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
Church: Oh.
Caboose: camera pans to reveal Caboose I don't understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?
Tucker: What? No.
Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs and a blanket?
Tucker: Damn it, no, Caboose, I'm NOT cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my fucking sheets again, I'm gonna kill you.

Tex: The cold is the least of our problems.
Andy The Bomb: Why do you say that?
Tex: I suppose we have to get into that temple. Well it is gaurded by about two dozen guards.
Caboose: Oh no.
Tex: Yep.
Caboose: No. No. No. I forgot one of my mittens. We have to go back.

Tucker: Hello inferior Red squad!
Church: We would like to talk to you about...
Caboose: Interrupting Sneak attack!
Church: Shut up you idiot! We're not here to fight! We're here to negotiate!
Caboose: Yay! Sneak negotiation!

Caboose: Church has deliberately shot Caboose in the foot Rest in peace, pinky toe...
O'Malley: YOU SHALL BE AVENGED.

Invader Zim

Zim: Now, Dib, I leave you to your... eh
Gir: Moosey fate! Say moosey fate!
Zim: Your moosey fate.
Gir: laughs

Zim: GIR.
Gir: Yes, master?
Zim: GIR, I have your tacos!
Gir: Gimme!
Zim: No, GIR.
Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.

Gir: Five minutes after eating it, crying I miss my cupcake.

Zim: Okay, Gir, now, which way is home?
Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.
Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.
Gir: Oh, i left that at home.
Zim: left what at home?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.
Zim: Why would you do that?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake.
Zim: Great! Just great!

Zim: after taking off on GIR's jetpack, ZIM and GIR crash into a dumpster How could you run out of fuel that quick?
Gir: I emptied it out.
Zim: Emptied it out? Why?
Gir: To make room for the tuna!

That 70's Show

Donna: When Eric wears a Chicago Bears jersey ata Green Bay Packer game The Packers are like the Jedi. You're wearing a 'Go Darth Vader' jersey.

Red Forman: Forman, party of two.
Restaurant Hostess: Okey dokey, that'll be about two hours.
Red Forman: Here's twenty bucks.
Restaurant Hostess: Okay we'll have something in fifteen minutes.
Red Forman: You don't want this place to burn down twice do you?
Restaurant Hostess: Okay we have something right now.
Red Forman: I thought so. Well, it looks like it's our lucky night.

after Kelso tries in vain to convince the others he had sex with Brooke, she comes to the basement
Brooke: Kelso, we have to talk about doing it at the Molly Hatchet concert.
Michael Kelso: Just a second, Brooke.
to Fez
Michael Kelso: Burn!
to Eric and Donna
Michael Kelso: Burn!
to Hyde
Michael Kelso: Burn!
to Jackie
Michael Kelso: Burn!
Kelso runs upstairs to the kitchen
Michael Kelso: to Kitty Burn!
to Red
Michael Kelso: Burn!
Kelso runs back downstairs
Michael Kelso: So, Brooke. What did want to talk about?
Brooke: I just found out I'm pregnant.
Michael Kelso: defensively I never touched her!

Leo: to Kitty in chruch I love it here. You can sing as loud as you want. That dued wails away on the organ. That dude up there tells stories. It's almost like a religiousexperience!

Steven Hyde: I got busted for possession.
Leo: Join the club.
Steven Hyde: Yeah, thanks.
Leo: No, I mean join the club, man. We meet every Thursday. We're trying to raise money for a field trip to Amsterdam.

Leo: Hi, Red. Would you give these to Kitty, please?
hands Red flowers
Leo: Oh, and tell her I love her. Thanks.
leaves
Red Forman: Oh, Kitty. These are for you. Looks like you got a date with a stoner.
Red and Kitty laugh
Kitty Forman: takes flowers and reads attached note "Roses are red, violets are blue. Milk, eggs, coffee."

Leo: In real life, my kids split on me.
Steven Hyde: Really? My parents split on me.
Leo: Oh wow. Now we found each other. Hey, do you wanna be my father?

Leo: I met God one time on a bus. He told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.
Steven Hyde: So, what's the meaning of life?
Leo: ...I don't remember... but it was a pretty good pretzel.


Final Stop: Recommendation


None at the moment.


And that concludes the tour of Luca Shinigami's profile.

If you have any questions or want Luca to beta for you, feel free to e-mail her


Quick Updates


Sunday, June 25th, 2006

I just put up my first story. It's not exactly awesome, but it's not really bad, either. It's a Naruto/Devil May Cry Crossover. I already have the second chapter written, and I just want to see how many reviews it gets before I decide to stick with it and upload the next chapter and start writing more. I'm also starting that Sakura-centric Naruto one-shot collection.

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All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
Ink Me by Krickitat reviews
An Exploration of Body modification and the passion of art in some of its rarest forms, What is the ultimate expression of a painter? Sakura just might find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,069 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Bestial by rambling procrastinator reviews
When a ninja has "matured," their scent changes. Only some sense the change, but of those who can, one will claim the matured ninja as their mate. However, sometimes more than one will try to make a claim. Sakura-centric. Pairings TBD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,911 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Sakura H.
Stranger Than Fiction by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Older and feeling inadequate as a ninja, SAKURA drops her guard allowing ITACHI the chance to get close as means to instigate his brother's anger. Itachi X Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003
Demon Days reviews
NarutoDevil May Cry Crossover. In the depths of Hell, one is plotting. This enemy will push everyone to their limits, whether they are demon, human, or the son of the great Sparda. May or may not have pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sakura H.
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