quicksilver009
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Joined 06-21-06, id: 1072214, Profile Updated: 03-05-09
Author has written 9 stories for Arthur, Parodies and Spoofs, Inverloch, Harry Potter, and Animorphs.

I'm Quicksilver009 on Fanfiction.net. I've gotten older so I'm not so into fanfiction, I have school so I'm busy, and my writing style is not so retarded like it is in the Potter fic I wrote. That is simply an experiment by me to see how low I can go on the bad-fanfiction scale to see what it takes to get a ton of reviews for a story that's so bad it's good...LOL, those bad fanfics are hilarious. It brings me back to middle school, yup. Watch for further poser bad fanfiction writing. It's harder than it looks to write like a middle schooler when you regularly write 4-page essays in perfect English.

Anyways, enjoy. :D ROFLcopter at my poser fics.

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Visser 3's in the Toilet reviews
Jake gets a very weird visitor in a very weird place! Read to find out what happens next.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Jake, Visser Three - Complete
Earth Is Ours reviews
A Yeerk commander contemplates how best to take over Earth from his spacestation. Will his superiors accept his ideas?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cheesecake reviews
Harry learns a lesson about buying off-brand when he finds a delicious cheesecake. Moral of the story: Only buy from brands you know!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tobias Loves Taylor reviews
Tobias reveals the awful truth to Rachel about Taylor, his other girlfriend, as well as some other secrets he'd been hiding from her...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Tobias, Rachel - Complete
Harry Potter Hates Clowns reviews
Voldemort sends an evil clown to get Harry in his sleep. Warning: May cause nightmares! :ooooo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Hot Girl reviews
Harry mets a hot girl and they fall in love and ahve a hot date before Draco ruins it all 4 them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inverloch in Esk reviews
a mysterius man stumbls into a smal town near Inverloch, wounded...chaos ensues with a plague that threatens the whole wrld...
Inverloch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Phoenix Requiem: The Sporking V1 reviews
A parody of Sarah Ellerton's 'Phoenix Requiem'. Poor Jonas Faulkner gets smacked around everywhere he goes...kinda literally!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009
Molly's Story reviews
New author here. This is part of a much larger story I'm entitling 'Elwood City Diaries', and this story is how I think Molly could have joined the Tough Customers all the way back in third grade. I know it's not much for the moment, but I will make sur
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006