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Joined 06-22-06, id: 1073183
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hi! If you're bored enough to read my profile, there are tons of good stories on this site, so don't waste a lot of time reading this. For those of you (like me) who make it a habit to read other people's profiles, here's some info about me:

My name is Trish, and I'm fourteen years old. I live in South Philadelphia, PA, in the good old U. S. of A! I love reading, writing, drawing, and watching movies with my friends. Um... I'm a huge Harry Potter freak, so most if not all of the stories I submit to this site will be HP fanfics. Possibly some Pirates of the Caribbean, too. My favorite non-HP book series is A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket.

My favorite movies include: Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, Treasure Planet, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, The Sixth Sense, and The Princess Bride, Pirates of the Caribbean (saw DMC in theaters... LOVED IT!), Finding Neverland (just about anything with Johnny Depp in it), plus lots of others that would take pages and pages to list. :) I adore Tim Burton's movies!

My favorite Harry Potter characters are, in order:

~Sirius Black! DON'T DIE, PADFOOT!~:'(

~Fred 'n' George (or is it Gred 'n' Forge? I get so confused) Weasley

~Draco Malfoy & Severus Snape... It's true! To me they're fascinating characters, and the nature of their true loyalties makes for very ...interesting... discussions. Enough with the big words already!

My specialty is angsty fics, so you'll see many dead people and depression in my stories, though that's the exact opposite of my personality, which can only be described as deluded, insane, and prone to fits of stupidity. I'm one of the most spontaneous people on the planet, and if you ever meet me, the first thing I blurt out will probably be something like... CHOCOLATE! ;) Absolutely crazy... But chocolate is the world's greatest invention...

I love drawing and all that other cool artsy stuff. I love anime; my favorite mangas are Inu-yasha and Fushigi Yugi (which I just read for the first time and was instantly hooked on), and my favorite movie is Hayao Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle. I spend a lot of time perfecting my version of anime (especially the eyes) and absolutely adore watching it! If you ever wanna talk anime (or just art in general, I'm not real picky) just e-mail me at!

I love watching the Lord of the Rings movies at least once a month. My favorite characters are Frodo, Legolas, and Gollum. I like Gollum because he's...entertaining...sort of. I LOVE Frodo and Legolas because they are SO HOT! I practically worship Elijah Wood, and it's all thanks to a little gold ring...

I hope you've enjoyed my random profile. Now go do something a little less moronic, like drink all Captain Jack's rum.

"Why is the rum always gone?"

:) MaraudersFangirl

"I've had enough of running away, Sophie. And now I've got something I want to protect. It's you." --Howl, Howl's Moving Castle

"I shall name him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy." --Dory, Finding Nemo

"Spiders! Why'd it have to be spiders... Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?" --Ron, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Then let us be rid of it... Once and for all! Come on, Mister Frodo. I can't carry it for you... But I can carry you!" --Sam, The Return of the King

"So you're the one who carried me back to shallow water, you saved me... I knew you were good!" --Chihiro to Haku, Spirited Away

"Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?" --Corpse Bride

"Sandra Templeton, I love you and I will marry you!" --Edward Bloom, Big Fish

"I see dead people. Walking around like normal people. They only see what they wanna see. Th-They don't know they're dead." --Cole, The Sixth Sense

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." --Inigo, The Princess Bride

"So tell me, what's become of my ship?" --Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"Remember, Peter: With great power, comes great responsibility." --Uncle Ben, Spiderman

"Blah, blah, blah... Why is she toying with us? Oh, this crazy chick is gonna eat us!" --Timon, Lion King 1 1/2

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king!" --Boromir, The Fellowship of the Ring

"Don't you turn your back on me, Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!" --Voldemort, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"You will all remember this as the day that you almost caught... Captain Jack Sparrow!" --Jack, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle Earth is about to begin." --Gandalf, The Two Towers

"Bumpy sleighride, Jack? The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her! She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!" --Santa Claus, The Nightmare Before Christmas

"I can fix that." --Sam, Holes

"The man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him. And in that way, he becomes immortal." --Will Bloom, Big Fish

"If the Witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice, she might have interpreted the Deep Magic differently. That when a willing victim has who has committed no treachery is killed in a traitor's stead, the Stone Table will crack and even death itself will turn backwards." --Aslan, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

"You drink five gallons of milk a week? ...You cow-killers!" --My cousin, Jeremy (soooo funny!)

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Voldemort and the Muggle Careers by CrazyDreamerGirl reviews
Voldemort has finally killed Harry and has gained immortality. Next on his to do list is to take over the Muggle world. How will he accomplish this, well read and find out, or you can just look at the title. But, read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006
The Parody of the Rings: The Losership of the Ring by f reviews
A parody of the first LotR movie: what if Peter Jackson arrived in MiddleEarth with a production crew? This story follows up on what would happen. Sidesplittingly funny, as it is intended to be, I promise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
The Black Spot by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
Jack tries desperately to get the cursed black spot off his hand...but the darn thing won't even smear. Pointless, and rather dumb really, but it was posted anyway.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Death of Captain Jack Sparrow by TheMuleteer reviews
A perspective of Jack Sparrow's end, seen through his eyes. Contains a SERIOUS DMC spoiler, with sad JE suggestions. Updated and revised. Read and review, please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Quidditch Conversations by orangepenguin reviews
Funny random scenes of life at Hogwarts. Plotless but not Pointless! More fangirls, mistletoe, Lockhart plotting, and womanly wiles than you can shake a stick at. New: The Great Meatball Caper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006
Never Miss a Chance to Call Your Spouse a Lunatic by LittleTeine reviews
When Remus is cleaning the attic of the Order’s new head quarters, he makes a rather surprising discovery that two of his best friends left for their son…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dream Knives Glitter by orangepenguin reviews
The Little Mermaid, told like Anderson would have wanted. POV, the mermaid, from the future looking back.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Seventh Soul reviews
My version of Book 7. Major HBP spoilers. Hogwarts is closed, so Harry and his friends find themselves destroying Horcruxes and searching for the key to Voldemort's downfall as the lives they'd known slowly crumble in around them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,109 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Harry P.
Sea Turtles reviews
That night there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die, but not before he'd gone mad with the heat... Rated for violence, and a heck of a lotta rum!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2006
Haunted reviews
Draco, Draco, you are not a killer... Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape have run from Hogwarts after having murdered the only one Voldemort had ever feared. A confession from the former Potions Master leads Draco to do a little soulsearching...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete