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Author has written 74 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Inuyasha, Maximum Ride, Mirage of Blaze, Danny Phantom, Inheritance Cycle, Yu-Gi-Oh, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Bonanza, NCIS, Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ, Supernatural, and Arrow.
Birthday: September 20th
Favorite color: purple
Likes: Reading, writing, singing, going online, reading fanfiction, books, movies (romantic comedies)
Dislikes: People who try to pass off someone else's work as their own, preps, pretenders, cheaters, flamers
Attitude: I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. It's all up to you.
Interesting Facts: left-handed; been writing since 10 years old; has never used alcohol, drugs, or smoked.
Full Metal Panic
DBZ - 5
Inuyasha - 8
Case Closed - 3
Saumari Deeper Kyo
Mirage of Blaze - 2
Yu-Gi-Oh - 12, one in progress
Full Metal Alchemist
Kaze no Stigma - 1
Supernatural: The Anime Series
Favorite TV Shows:
Supernatural - 5, one in progress
Bonanza - 15
Highway to Heaven
N.C.I.S. - 2
Little House on the Prairie
Hardy Boys - 5
Maximum Ride 1, 2, 3, 4 - 5, one in progress
Eragon/Eldest - 1
Danny Phantom - 5
Ben 10: Alien Force
Favorite couples: Ones in bold are ones I prefer.
DBZ - GohanOC, GohanVidel / Family moments - GohanGoten, GokuGohan, GokuGoten, GohanVidel, TrunksVegeta. TrunksGoten, GohanTrunks, MTrunksMGohan, MTrunksGohan, TrunksPan.
Inuyasha - InuKag, MirSan
Fullmetal Alchemist - EdWinrey
Yu-Gi-Oh - YugiYami, YugiAtem, YamiSetoAtemSeto, JoeySeto, RyouBakura, MarikMalik
Black Cat - TrainSaya, TrainSven
Voltron - KeithAllura
Speed Racer - SpeedTrixie, SpeedRex (brotherbonding)
Trigun - VashWolfwood
Maximum Ride - MaxFang (Fax), IggyNudge (Niggy)
Eragon - EragonMurtagh
Hardy Boys/Nancy Dre w - FrankNancy, FrankCallie, JoeVan, JoeIola
Case Closed - RachelConan, RachelJimmy
Cardcaptor Sakura - SyaoranSakura, YueYukito, TouyoYue, TouyoYukito
Shinzo - MushraYakumo, SagoBinka
Twilight - BellaEdward
Mirage of Blaze - TakayaNaoe, KagetoraNaoe
Danny Phantom - DannySam, TuckerJazz
Batman Beyond - TerriMax, TerriDana
Sonic X - SonicChris, ShadowChris
Young Hercules - HerculesOC
Cherub - JamesKerry
He-Man - AdamTeela
Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien - GwenKevin, BenJulie
N.C.I.S. - Tony/Gibbs (father/son)
Knight Rider - Michael Knight/KITT (friends)
Cyborg 009 - 009(Joe)/003(Francoise)
Full Metal Panic - SousukeKaname
Vampire Knight - ZeroYuki
Fruits Basket - KyoTohru
Princess Tutu - DuckFakir
Supernatural - SamDean (Wincest) (I only read these if the story captures my attention.)
NOTE: Some of my stories contain Yaoi. If you do not like Yaoi, please, don't read those stories and don't send me a review complaining about the couple. If you do, your review WILL be deleted/ignored!
Note: All of my one-shots are exactly that, ONE-SHOTS! So, please, unless I mention that I will be adding another chapter, do NOT alert them. They will not be updated! Some of my stories are continuations of one another, but chapters will not be added to the stories themselves. Thank you.
A Bad Storm! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE!
All It Takes Is A Kiss! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! For Violet Sand Dragon! AtemxYugi (Yaoi)
A Sense of Normalcy (Supernatural) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Tag to WIAWSNB.
All Your Fault! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!
Always His Daddy! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!
An Angel's Heart! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - Sequel to On Angel's Wings! IN PROGRESS!
Can't You See? (Hardy Boys) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!
Come In! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! InuKag
Cries In The Night! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! One-sided InuKag
Crying, When I Know You Can't Hear Me! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! TWO-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi)
Embracing The Past! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi)
Fear on the Horizon! (Bonanza) - ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE!
Friends! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! THREE-SHOT! InuKag
Going Home! (Mirage of Blaze) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! SONGFIC! NxT (Yaoi)
He's My Son! (Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! SONGFIC!
Here With You! (Maximum Ride) - ON HOLD! Fax. Sequel to Without You!
I Did it For You! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! IxK
If Only You Were Here! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! FatherSon fic. Trunks and Vegeta. Sequel to Silent Tears!
Innocense Lost! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE!
Joe's Not So Big, Big Adventure (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Co-written with bonanzagal.
Judgment! (Supernatural) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!
Just Another Christmas! (N.C.I.S.) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Family fic.
Keep Your Friends Close, And Your Enemies Closer (Eragon) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! EragonMurtagh (Yaoi)
Leaving You! (Maximum Ride) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Fax. Sequel to "The Biggest Mistake".
Let Me Be With You! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! InuKag. Sequel to" I Did It For You".
Meant To Be! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! TrunksxPan
NaoeTakaya Oneshots! (Mirage of Blaze) - COMPLETE! (Unless messaged otherwise.) NaoeTakaya (Yaoi)
Never Say Never! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! InuKag
On Angel's Wings! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! YYxY Chapter 20 has been posted. (Yaoi)
Open Heart, Closed Window! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! TWO-SHOT! InuKag
Phantom's Girl! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS
Rejection! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi)
Return To The Place Where I First Loved You! (Inuyasha) - FINALLY COMPLETE! InuKag
Returning to You! (Case Closed) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! JimmyRachel
Sacrifice! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS
She Kissed Back! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS Danny's POV.
So Hard To Understand! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! POEM! AtemxYugi (Yaoi)
Silent Tears! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! FatherSon fic Trunks and Vegeta
Take Care Of Him For Me! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi)
Talking Things Through! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS
Teddy Bear! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Special dedication. YYxY (Yaoi)
The Biggest Mistake! (Maximum Ride) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Special dedication. Fax
The Christmas Miracle! (Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!
The Christmas Wish! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi)
The Darkness Is My Friend! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Part 4 of 4.
The Darkness Outside! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Part 1 of 4.
The Darkness Takes Over! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Part 3 of 4.
The Darkness Within! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Part 2 of 4.
The Prodigal Son! (Hardy Boys) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!
Thoughts on a Certain Detective! (Case Closed) - Sequel to Thoughts on a Certain Girl. JimmyxRachel
Thoughts on a Certain Girl! (Case Closed) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! JimmyxRachel
Tony's Decision! (NCIS) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!
Unrelated! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!
Without You! (Maximum Ride) - COMPLETE! Fax
Words Unspoken! (Maximum Ride) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Fax
You'll Be There To Catch Me! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS
Yugi, I Have A Question! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY
Special thanks to Phantom Misfit for allowing me to write the last chapter to their story Get A Date With Danny Phantom! I sincerely appreciate it.
About my writing: I tend to write when I'm upset, depressed, or something/someone gives me a spark of inspiration. Usually, watching a show gives me new ideas, or other ideas for currently typed stories. I don't update a whole lot, which is mainly my reason for posting one-shots. I do, however, approve requests for sequels to my one-shots, though they will remain as one-shots and the sequel(s) will be posted seperately. I started writing at the age of 10 in fifth grade. Not having many friends has given me the courage and inspiration to write stories about my most favorite topics of all, television!
I didn't like middle school, or high school for that matter, so it wasn't unusual to see me with a notebook and pen. Most of the time, when I was supposed to be doing school work, I was working on stories instead. Needless to say, I still graduated from high school. My main inspiration through the years has been a sort of hero of mine. Michael Landon. A lot of people don't know who he is and that's understandable. He starred in the famous western TV series "Bonanza", then played Charles Ingalls on "Little House on the Prairie", and finally wrote, directed, and starred in his own TV show "Highway to Heaven". When I found out that Michael had written several of the shows, it inspired me to try my hand at writing stories. What came out of it, you ask? The author you see before you today.
I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A CHALLENGE BEFORE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO CHALLENGE ME, PLEASE, PM ME.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.
Favorite Quotes from fanfiction:
"Hope is an empty feeling that gives people false salvation." - The Art of Integrity by Airame Phantom (Danny Phantom)
"Love doesn't exist. It's just a hopeless prayer, a pretence for life" Gohan in Tiny Little Fractures by chimney leaf (Dragonball Z)
"We'll win together, or together we'll fall!" Yugi/Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh, episode 45
From Danny Phantom:
Jack Fenton: For The Record, I Blame You.
Mr. Lancer: (To Danny) Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher could be so difficult."
Danny: What do you want, Skulker?
Tucker (About Danny): Did he just did what I think he just did?
Walker: I am your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and if necessary your executioner.
Maddie: Jack, we can't lock the kids up in some medieval containment device.
Jack: What's that, Danny? One of those stupid cat tests? I failed that and didn't turn out to be a cat... - Danny Phantom: The ultimate enemy
Danny: (Seeing Desiree after regaining his powers)What do I do? What do I do?
Danny: I think I should tell them.
The Fenton Finder: Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not see the ghost right directly ahead.
Mr.Lancer: Tucker Foley. Chronic tardiness, talking in class, repeated loitering by the girls locker room. - Danny Phantom: Mystery meat
Jack: Ha, ghost kid. I was right. You were wrong ,ghosts exist. Ahahaha I never doubted it for a second. - Danny Phantom: Mystery meat
Danny: I don't get it. This Ember McLain comes out of nowhere and suddenly shes the biggest thing since mp3s. Its so..
Danny: I still don't get why were not affected by Ember's music.
Tucker: Embers not just about music shes an expression of my unique individuality.
Danny: Strike three Tuck?
Sam: Cootos Danny. You just set an all time speed record for drowning in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Danny: She really wants to go to the dance.
Danny: Easy Paulina you don't wanna hurt Sam. Paulina? Sam?
Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! Beware!
Danny: (Says aloud) How can I study? All I can think about is Sam.
Danny: (To Sam) Wow, you broke into my locker, and scanned a similar photo? Wow you must like me... or your nuts.
Danny: (To Tucker, while watching Sam battle Nightmerica) That might just be the coolest girl on the planet.
Danny: Valerie, you don't wanna do this!
Valerie: I don't hate you, Danny. It's because of you that I'm the most powerful ghost hunter in Amity Park.
Danny: Why is everyone but me bummed about this? Danny Phantom isn't needed anymore. From now on, Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid, from a nice, normal family. (Pause) Now let's go get Mom and Dad out of jail.
"Aw! But we brought the bat, with the word Fenton on it!" -Jack Fenton (Danny Phantom)
"I'm a creature of the night, doomed to a family of morning people!" -Sam Manson (Danny Phantom)
"If we work together, not as separate nations, but as one world, we can do this." - Danny Phantom
"Time flies when you're magesticly scratching your butt." - Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)
Joey: “Are we going or what?”
Tea: (to Joey, Tristan, and Duke) Don't you guys ever get tired of being tired?
Kaiba: Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late. (he turns and walks away)
Kaiba: Don’t you have someone else to annoy?
Zigfried: ...And now I summon the three goddess. The Goddess Urd, the Goddess Verdende and the Goddess Skuld.
Kaiba: (to Zigfried) I'm throwing you out because I don't like you, not because I'm scared of you.
Kaiba: (after Zigfried uses his goddesses to view his top 3 cards, which are all Blue-Eyes White Dragons) Judging by the expression on your face, I'm guessing my destiny looks pretty good.
Zigfried: NO! This... isn't... over...
Zigfried: I'll never beat Kaiba!
Sugoroku: (to Tristan) You're a genius!
Tea: Less talking, more climbing. Didn’t you learn your lesson last time?
Tea: Good luck
Joey: Hey Tristan! What's our plan!
Yugi: "Ready or not Spirit, this is where you take over."
Yami: "Hey Yugi...I'm not...you can't...this isn't a duel!" sees Tea watching "...Hello."
After Yugi won the duel against the computer in the Kaiba Dome
Joey: "So Yugi, about that Underdog card... you said it reminds you of someone..."
Yami: surprised "I did? Yes, well...Um," to Yugi "A little help here?" winks and switches with a blushing Yugi
Yugi: "Huh?...Oh, that's real mature, Pharoah!" still blushing and sees Joey "Er..."
Tristan: "I can see it on your business card right now... Joey Wheeler, Executive Underdog."
Yugi: "Joey, I don't think you're supposed to cook the candy bars..."
Joey: "Back off, I know what I'm doing."
Joey: "Hey, I got credentials too! I was placed second in the Duelist Kingdom Tournament!"
Tristan: "Yeah, but I bet you can't even spell 'credentials'."
Tristan: "Don't worry. Once I saw Joey play a video game for three days straight without blinking or nothin'."
Tea: "Really? sigh Figures..."
Joey: "I'm just gonna play dumb..."
Tristan: "Play dumb?"
Joey: "I gotta hand it to your brother... this virtual sand... it tastes just like real sand!"
Rebecca: "Oh Grandpa, I'm just your everyday child genius. Genius. G-E-N-I-U-S."
Joey: Very impressive, but can she spell 'obnoxious'?"
Rebecca: "I HEARD THAT!"
Kaiba & Mokuba walk into the dark room
Joey: "Let's shut the door and run."
Tea: scoldingly "Joey!"
Joey: "Thanks Tristan. This is much better than da limo."
Tristan: "...no one thinks you're funny, Joey."
Joey to Malik: "Artichoke Head!"
Joey: Lets hit the high road, folks. I'm sure there's someone else trying to take over the world back home.
Tristan: You know, the scary thing is, he's probably right.
"Tea, could you read me the story about the bunny?"- Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie
"Victory means nothing, unless you can share it with the people you love. Because then, you're really a winner."- Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie
Inuyasha (while Kagome is hugging him after thinking he's dead): I'm alive, so stop blubbering.
Kagome: (crying) I'm not blubbering.
Inuyasha: Alright, then crying.
Kagome: I'm not crying.
Inuyasha: You are too.
Kagome: Are not.
Inuyasha: Are so.
Inuyasha: Are so
Kagome: Shut up and sit. (Inuyasha slam into the ground)
Shippo: Now he's dead. Inuyasha
Miroku: (about to attack)Yaaaaaah--ugggh!! (startled) Who are you?
Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
Kagome (runs into Inuyasha's arms) I was wrong. Kill him-Inuyasha
Inuyasha (imitating Kagome): "I'm going home, stupid."
Inuyasha: Huh, what?
Kaede: That imitation was pathetic.
Inuyasha (falls over) I'm a demon, not a comedian!-Inuyasha
Miroku (after groping two girls rears): It's the hand, it's possessed by a demon.
"I don't give a rat's ass who you are."- Inuyasha, Inuyasha
Inuyasha (Kagome lean on Inuyasha's shoulder): Uhh, isn't this a little close, Kagome?
Kagome: Deal with it, she's creeping me out. It's almost like she could spring to life any minute now.
Inuyasha: That was your motivation?
Kagome: What else would it be? Hey, get your mind out of the gutter and concentrate on what we're supposed to be doing!
Inuyasha: Gutter? As if. You were the one who jumped me and started pressing flesh!- Inuyasha
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
"Roses are red,
I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.
Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...
Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.
Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!
I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.
What is this "kindness" you speak of?
Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.
The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.
I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.
I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.
I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.
Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
When god gave brains,
Where the hell were you!?
If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature!
Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile.
If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your profile
If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile.
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile
If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer.
--One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? - Edward Cullen
I've decided that if I'm going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. - Edward Cullen
And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct? - Edward Cullen
Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand... - Edward Cullen
I hear voices in my heard and you're worried you're the freak? - Edward Cullen
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. - Seriously if u don't know who said that, u have issues
Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk? - Bella Swan
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
Smart is sexy.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
Edward Cullen. sexier than you since 1901.
Emmett Cullen, stronger than you since 1916.
Jasper Hale. charming ladies since 1843.
Alice Cullen. quirkier than you since 1901.
Rosalie Hale. better than you since 1916.
Bella Swan. danger magnet since 1987
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.
Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Call me when it's safe to come home.
I read of a man who stood to speak
He noted that first came the date of her birth
For that dash represents all the time
For it matters not how much we own;
So think about this long and hard.
If we could just slow down enough
And be less quick to anger,
If we treat each other with respect,
So, when your eulogy is being read
How Will You Spend YOUR Dash?
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.
When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train.
You laught at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid.
If something seems too good to be true, then it usaully is.
Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
--If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
--If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
--If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.
--If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
--If you absolutly love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile
--If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile.
--If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile
--If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
--If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"
Maximum Ride Quotes:
Max: (to Fang) "You look like a kitty-cat." Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever
Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever
Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much)
Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan! Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.
Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max."
Max just explained to the flock that she wants them to find three good things every day...
"'Or die trying'?! Did ya have to put that in his head?!"Tony DiNozzo, NCIS
"Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?! First Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder and then McGee kills a cop! Did somebody break a mirror?!"Gibbs, NCIS
"Subtle approach. You serve the warrent, I'll shove my SIG in her face."Gibbs, NCIS
"Remove your hand or I will rip off your arm and beat you to death with it!"Ziva David, NCIS
Tony: hey Kate what's a six letter word for a reason to commit a federal offense? starts with M
Kate: murder (Tony counts the letters out then looks at her confused)
Tony: no actually I was talking about motive. (Gibbs walks in)
Tony: Hey boss, six letter word for a reason to commit a federal offense
Gibbs: DiNozzo (exasperatedly)
Tony: that's seven letters, boss
Gibbs: whatever works
(Tony rolls over to come face to face with a large iguana and quickly rolls out of bed aiming his gun at it)
Tony: Hault! (Kate and Gibbs enter guns drawn and Kate gives Tony a look, Tony looks Down and grabs a chair)
Gibbs: I need coffee.(Gibbs exits)
(McGee is sitting at Tony's desk as Gibbs, Kate, and Tony enter from rescuing Tony who was kiddnapped)
Gibbs: forget about it McGee he's alive
Suspect: hey, aren't you going to get this thing off me (talking about deadmen's switch bomb around his neck that Gibbs is holdin onto)
Gibbs: get it off yourself (He drops the switch)
Suspect: AH! (nothing happens)
(Tony pulls his cell phone out of his soda)
Tony: want to know the secret to getting on Gibbs' good side?
Tony: so do I
Tony: ...What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? B-M-W, B-M-G, B-A-S-F. And they’re all B’s.
Gibbs: Ducky? Why would Abby go to a fat party? - Yankee White
Gibbs: Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there's such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that, too. - High Seas
Gibbs: I try so hard not to be wrong, don't I, Kate?
Gibbs: What'd you find in his nose?
Kate: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda.
McGee: Now all we have to do is scan 800,000 miles of satellite imagery and pray we get lucky.
Gibbs: to a suspect Your track record for the truth is unimpressive.
(McGee is trying to convince Abby to let him into the lab)
Ziva: What is this place?
Tony: (after Ziva caught him with her deodorant) I'm not
Marine: What's your clearance?
Gibbs: You know how I feel about coincidences, Abbs.
Marine: Why you jumping with us, Sir?
McGee: In sixth grade I made the entire periodic table out of
Tony: On your six boss. Hey you haven’t forgotten about that screen saver Ziva?
Gibbs: My second wife played golf left-handed.
Tony: Just think...if we die in here, your life would have had
Gibbs: He's already dead. Rigor mortis is set in.
Kate: I believe him.
McGee: It's jazz, helps me clear my mind.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe
Tony's Rules -- :
Rule #1: Never sit on the sidelines when your people need you.
Rule #2: If a sexually attractive female is involved in the case ALWAYS hit on her.
Rule #3: Never underestimate your opponent.
Rule #4: Always seek out a movie analogy.
Rule #5: Take every opportunity to do a Tommy Lee Jones speech from the Fugitive.
Rule #6: When doing Tommy Lee Jones impressions, get the accent right.
Rule #7: Always defuse a situation with humour rather than resorting to authoritarianism.
Rule #8: Always make sure your work is done but make it look like you are just lazing around.
Rule #9: If said work is not yet done, come back in the middle of the night to complete it.
Rule #10: Do not fall in love when working undercover.
Rule #11: Do not go undercover posing as the boyfriend of anyone.
Rule #12: Be very careful whom you tongue-kiss: it might be a man in disguise.
Rule #13: Never pick on a probie when he is down.
Rule #14: Maintain the morale of the rest of the team, even when you have sufficient experience to be really very worried about Gibbs.
Rule #15: Develop a firstname working relationship with the Director but defer to Gibbs
Unknown Rule #: Never date/marry a woman that can eat more than you.
Kate's Rule -- :
Rule #1: Never ask a woman her age if you want to live
Abby's Rules -- :
Rule #1: Remember my birthday.
Rule #2: Treat the team as family: desertion not permitted.
Rule #3: Scientists do not rely on luck.
Rule #4: Gibbs' gut is allowed to be lucky because he is not a scientist.
Rule #5: Don't forget to defrag your computer.
Rule #6: Trust the evidence.
Rule #7: Trust Gibbs.
Rule #8: Dress codes are for other people.
Rule #9a: Always keep a spare(Caff-Pow)
Rule #9b: Be kind to your equipment
Rule #10: Be happy.
Unknown Rule #: Always have a reserve
Ziva's Rule -- :
Rule #1: If it annoys you, kill it.
G/A: Unofficial Rule A: We don't believe in coincidence.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."
POOF, she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."
POOF, she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "What is the matter?"
The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."
A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall.
The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?"
"A tornado!" she yells and gets away.
The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?"
"Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away.
He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?"
"Okay..." the man said and fired the gun.