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Hi… My name is Danielle and I have nothing really witty to say on this profile so you get a bunch of quotes… after all, ‘quoting is a serviceable substitute for wit’ … yeah… I think that quote is actually on here somewhere… so if you don’t want to read my quotes the things that you might be interested in are as follows:

Favorite Pairs:

Harry/Hermione (in case you didn’t guess that from my screen name)

Hermione/Fred/George (just make a cute couple)

Slash:

Harry/Draco (someone else said ‘that when you had fire and ice you get nothing but steam’ and I would have to say I totally agree! there I go, quoting… again)

Harry/Snape

Remus Sirius (favorite slash pairing… they just work together)

Hermione/Minerva (newly acquired taste)

Parings I HATE:

Harry/Ginny (she practically worships him… that’s not love)

Ron/Hermione (I guess I can deal with them, but they just fight to much to fit together)

I have multiple personalities and you can find them at the following links:

My emo/gothic/dark side is at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1222228/

-My personality that’s in to slash is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1238438/

-The personality with the sense of humor is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1015762/

I have other personalities but don’t have them posted yet… actually… the only reason I have all these is because I got bored… that happens a lot)

I hope you enjoy my profile and my stories (if you read them which I think you should… or atleast the Teaching in the Past one… Darkness isn’t all that great in my opinion) and check out my other profiles too! (maybe… if you really want to…) Later!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

SAYINGS:

-When GIANT FLUFFY BUNNIES take over the world, I just want you to know that I'm so not saving your ass.

-Start the year off with a positive attitude… and an excuse for everything.

-To make a beautiful rose, sometimes you have to shovel some shit.

-Put your best foot forward, and try not to step in anything.

-When in doubt act happy… it’ll drive everyone else crazy.

-Watch out for people that act weird... they may not be acting.

-Don’t be too proud to beg. It may be the only way to get what you want.

-Let a smile be your umbrella, but plan on getting soaked.

-Love puts a twinkle in your eye… and a dent in your wallet.

-Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.

-Ah the holidays! The perfect time to visit family, friends, and a therapist.

-Sarcasm: just one of the services I offer.

-I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

-Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.

-I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

-Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

-Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

-They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

-Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

-I can resist everything except temptation.

-Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

-I’ve got nothing to say, don’t make me say it twice.

-Just because I’m beautiful, doesn’t mean I’m not talented.

-Lord, if you won’t make me skinny, please make my friends phat.

-I’m too busy to be organized.

-I’m magically delicious.

-Fake is the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.

-It’s better to be pissed of than pissed on.

-Into every life a little rain must fall, but I think someone’s mistaken me for Noah.

-Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

-I use to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

-I am in shape, round is a shape.

-I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

-I used Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

-It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.

-My Reality Check bounced.

-When mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. If daddy ain’t happy, don’t nobody care.

-Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything.

-When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.

-Laws were meant to be broken; Lawyers are for when you get caught.

-Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

-Learn the rules so you can break them properly.

-Rules, what rules?

-Your only as strong as the table you dance on, the drinks you mix and the friends you roll with.

-A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, she changes it more often.

-Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

-Guys are like lava lamps, good to look at, but not very bright.

-God made me, and then he had a better idea.

-Don’t judge a boy by his boxers. It’s what’s inside that counts.

-Behind every Bitch, there’s a man who made her that way.

-Not all men are idiots, some are fools.

-All men are animals, some just make better pets.

-Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

-My door is always open, so feel free to leave.

-Hate: a special kind of love given to people that suck.

-Poof be gone, your breath is too strong. Poof come back, I found a Tic-Tac

-Your slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

-Slinky’s are like idiots… you just can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his Coach purse.

-I only please one person a day. Today’s not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

-My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son-of-a-Bitch.

-If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

-If you have any questions, ask someone else.

-Shock me, say something intelligent

-I hear voices and they don’t like you.

-My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

-I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

-If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you

-You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

-It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

-Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

-I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

-It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

-I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

-There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

-I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-Deja Moo: I’ve heard your bullsht before.

-Here’s some glue, get your bullsht together.

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

-Children: you spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

-Mother’s of teens know why some animals eat their young.

-Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

-Grandchildren are God’s gift for not killing your kids.

-The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

-The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.

-Some people would say I suffer from insanity, but the truth is I enjoy every minute of it.

-Normal people worry me.

-I’ve lost my mind. If you see it by the side of the road please pick it up.

-Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.

-A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

-A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,” We screwed up, but we had fun.

-A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

-A good friend will take your drink away from you after you’ve had too much. A true friend will watch you spin in circles saying, “Drink up, you know we don’t waist this stuff.

-Good friends will ask you if you have any food. True friends are the reason you have no food.

-To the world you may be somebody, but to somebody you may be the world.

-Love is like the wind... you can’t see it, but you can feel it.

-Love is like war: easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.

-Anyone who says, “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has never tried it.

-Always forgive your enemies, noting annoys them so much.

-You're just jealous 'cause the little voices in my head don't talk to YOU!

-My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

-Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.

-Dear God...please make everyone die. Amen.

-It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to know someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget them.

-The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

-Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away and he has the ability to make you laugh when the world just wants you to frown.

-News from the file marked "DUH"

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. (I actually like rap, but this was just too funny not to include :P)

-Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

-Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

-Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

-I think you're breaking my Gay-dar

-Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

-Don't settle for the one person you can live with...wait for the one person you can't live without.

-My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"

-You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

-Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

-I'm one of those really bad things that happens to undeserving people.

-The problem with love is that you can love anyone you want, but so can he.

-It's funny--the people with the closed minds usually are the ones who open their mouths.

-Heaven doesn't want me there, and hell knows I'll take over.

-Perfection is nothing more than a mere dream.

-If pain is beauty, I must be fucking gorgeous.

-The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

-I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.

-Best friend is ten letters. But then again, so is lying bitch.

-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that moron up side the head!

-Don't lie. The government hates competition.

-I wear black because I'm mourning your existence.

-They may forget what you said, but they will never forget that feeling you gave them when you said it.

How to Annoy Voldy:

-Call him voldy. (Duh!)

-Ask him why he doesn’t have ‘Such a cool scar’

-Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him all he knows.

-Ask him when the last time he took a bath was.

-If you need to say ‘like taking candy from a baby’ make sure to add, ‘of course, some people find that harder than others.’ Then stare pointedly at him.

-Call him The-Man-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

QUOTES:

Harry Potter:

“Accio brain”- Ron (OoTP)

“Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly’s pants?” James Potter (OoTP)

“Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be ‘Follow the butterflies’”- Ron (CoS)

“Come on Buckbeak, cone and get the nicer dead ferret”-Hermione (SS movie)

“He’s free, we did it”-Harry

“Did what?”-Dumbledore walks away whistling (PoA movie)

“Professor Lupin’s having a really tough night” –Harry Understatement (PoA movie)

“How did you get there? I was talking to you there, and now your there”-Ron

“What’s he talking about Harry?”-Hermione

“I don’t know, honestly Ron, how can someone be in two places at once?” –Harry

(PoA movie)

“Hiya Snivilly!”- James Potter in Return of the Father

Pirates of the Caribbean:

-Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of.

Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

(Later in the movie after Jack steals Interceptor)

-Officer: That’s got to be the best pirate I have ever seen.

Norrington: It would appear so

-Will Turner: Where’s Elizabeth?

Jack Sparrow: She’s safe, like I promised, she’s all set to marry Norrington, like she promised, and you get to die for her, like you promised, so we’re all men of our word really… Except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman.

-Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Twilight Series:

-Vampire's like Baseball?

-You're intoxicated by my vary presence

-Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

-You are utterly indecent! No one should look so tempting. It's not fair.

-Stupid shiny Volvo driver.

Related:

-OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

Quotes From People:

-"Happy Meals are good for hangovers, Water on the other hand is not." My Aunt Robyn

-"I'm just saying. Maelyn likes Brennan, Brennan likes Maelyn, Maelyn was out sick with strep, came back for two days, and now Brennan's out sick with strep. Just saying." Ms. Brant

-"Wal-Mart? Do they, like, sell walls there?" -- Paris Hilton

-I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -- W.C. Fields

-The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- Somerset Maugham

-Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -- Dale Carnegie

-Is there even such a thing as insanity, or is it merely another form of prejudice towards those who are different?—Becca

-You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on--Dean Martin

-The Road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road to heaven is just as bad, better just stick up your finger and say “screw it all”--Seth O. Blade

-“We all have someone we really love. That someone we would die for, that person that we care about more than anything, and even if they don’t love us back, were’ always there for them. Well, guess what, I love you.” -QuidditchGirl30

-“It’s ½ a horse, ½ an eagle… let’s call it a horseageagle!” –My really weird brother referring to Buckbeak.

Movie Quotes:

-"Tomorrow's not just tomorrow. It's like the future, y'know?" -- She’s All That

-"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." -- Naked Gun 2 ½

-"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
---United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

STORIES I FOUND AMUSING OR CUTE:

Why Not to Mess With Kids:

- A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".

-A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God.”The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.”Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute.”

-A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

-A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face..." "Yes," the class said." Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

-The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching!" Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

-One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The teacher was going to explain
evolution to the children. The teacher asked
a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree
outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes
later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see
God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the
boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked
the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree
outside?
TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the
teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
were taught today in school, she possibly
may not even have one!
(YOU GO GIRL!)

Smart Women:

- Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either," and storms out of the house.

After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and
rings her up.? She comes to the phone after many rings, and the
irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING!)

-A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, ‘Mother of
Six’ in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, ‘Father of Four’."

(OUCH!!)

He Said:

I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She Said:

You wear pants don't you?

(He deseved that)

Pick-up Lines:

-I ain't no Fred Flinstone, but I could make your bed rock!

-Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

-YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

-Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

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Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 353,737 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Want To Love You by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP Though Harry has the family he's always dreamed of, there's still a void within him. A void that's filled by Draco. But he's still a decent father to his sons: Lily isn't so lucky. PostDH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marcello School by Kjkit reviews
Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 179,819 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,868 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Price of Family by Elpin reviews
On the night of Voldemort's attack, Harry Potter is found by muggles and left at a workhouse. Years later Malfoy is looking for a safe and controllable playmate for his son and finds young Harry... Pairing Harry/Draco Set in 19th century.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,031 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Shrouded in Dim Light by Queen of the Castle reviews
AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pistol Whipped by PCP reviews
Left to survive in the worst conditions possible, a boy carves his future out of the ashes, and has one grandiose plan to change the world. DM/HP. AU. Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 232,892 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6891 - Favs: 6,512 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More than Ruin'd Hopes shall Mourn by jamie2109 reviews
Draco wasn't entirely positive when he'd come to the awful conclusion that Potter had something tangible that made people love him. However, he was sure of the exact moment he realised he coveted that love enough to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,808 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7607 - Favs: 12,537 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tattered Man by Aurette reviews
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Third Time is a Charm by lady.edgecombe reviews
A child was born to return the pureblood ways of long ago, what would you do to save him? His inheritance stolen and his friends are traitors who can he turn to? A strange woman appears-friend or foe? Warn-language,child abuse, M/M AD/RW/HG bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 341,672 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,874 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4176 - Favs: 5,689 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Branded For You by Elpin reviews
Snape/Draco, then Sn/Dr/Harry. Draco rescues Snape from Nagini and Harry finds out they love each other. Years later they're having problems while Harry is trying to cope with his own sexuality. How will their lives collide? ThreesomeSlash Read Warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER A MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10392 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wise One: Book Three: Being by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry and Dumbledore race to destroy Horcruxes, but does Dumbledore trust Harry? Hermione's help is invaluable, but how far will Harry allow her to go with him? And if Harry refuses to kill Voldemort, how is a teenager going to stop the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 256,212 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Secrets by A plus reviews
A woman thought dead returns after the final battle. A secret past between Lily and Severus is revealed. Now that Harry has a mother and sister, where does that leave the girl who has always played both roles for him? HHr SSLE DMOC."I'm not your mother."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,301 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The PA by thesiriuswriter reviews
The Potters are a very influential family in London and Harry Potter is quite happy having a new bimbo on his arm every week. Lily decides to hire his new PA and then Harry finds himself in for quite a challenge with Miss Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Difference of Time by The Black Iris reviews
Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 210,627 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fine Art of Fine Print by Mundungus42 reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Way We Were by chem prof reviews
Facing a milestone in their lives, Harry and Hermione look back at the choices they made, and the things they would change if they could go back and do it over. Then they receive a tempting offer. Fully canon compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Gentleman's Gentleman by Elpin reviews
The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Choices by chem prof reviews
The war’s over! Voldemort has been defeated! But now back at Hogwarts for his final year, Harry finds things aren’t quite what he’d hoped, as his best friends have found other attachments, leaving him by himself. Mostly AU after Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter's Second Chance by etherian reviews
Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry's back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Arms of A Dark Angel by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 232,468 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Royal Flush by Lansydyr reviews
Nine years after Harry Potter disappears from the Wizarding World, Hermione thinks she found a clue to his location. She travels halfway around the world, but is unprepared for what she finds. Rated M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,640 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Flower and Vine by Regann reviews
A small follow-up fic set in the "Heart over Mind" universe, written as a gift for a friend. Hermione adjusts to life at home, and with Snape. As with HOM, this is AU after Book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Did you think I would leave you? by jamie2109 reviews
Series of ficlets that tell the story of the friendship and later romance of Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy. Begins right from first year, through to seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 51,356 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Savage Innocence by reptilia28 reviews
When Harry is framed, betrayed and sent to Azkaban, a select few promise to free him. Years later, he is broken free and will lead an underground resistance to crush the corrupt government. He's had enough of nobility, time to try savagery. Darkish!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,510 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by luckei1 reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,090 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 4942 - Favs: 7,009 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Scios Totalus of Legend by Elpin reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by chem prof reviews
Post DH. A tale of what might have happened after the final battle that might have explained lack of interaction between Harry and Hermione in the scene at the station in the epilogue of Book 7. And what might have happened instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3803 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bound By Prophecy by Elpin reviews
H/D. "Either must die at the hands of the other" At the final battle Draco kills Voldemort, while Lucius kills Harry. Will Harry's task ever be over, or will destiny pull him back? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,167 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
BET ME! by writrfreak15 reviews
Meet Hermione Jane Granger, a.k.a. the ‘plump’ one in the Granger Family. She could never compete with her sister and she was always on the bad end of relationships. Now, being 27, her love life was plummeting. That was before she met Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,359 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,605 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Effortlessly, or Odd by Melika Elena reviews
The trio sorts through the murky waters of their relationship & how others see them. 'Many people tend to forget that we aren't just warriors or saviors... No one really sees that when it comes down to it, we're just two boys and a girl. That's all.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am Also Thy Brother by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, part 7 of Sacrifices. In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 107 - Words: 543,467 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Immortal by BitterWind reviews
Hermione sadly reflects on a secret she can never reveal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
What Was Seen by LemonDropAnyone reviews
Ron sees what he can't be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evanescent Memory by Dragon Fire10 reviews
HBP spoilers! She stood there. In one hand the unexplained picture, in the other the letter Dumbledore left...the letter that lead her to the cabin and the mirror...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,582 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Savior by shadowsylvia reviews
Harry is offered a way out of the Dursleys and a specialized education to be an Auror. The only catch...Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,082 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Maze of Light by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, short story set in my Sacrifices universe. James Potter faces a choice that is either the answer to all his mistakes, or the worst one he's ever made. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/25/2005 - James P. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Dreamless Sleep by WednesdayJones reviews
I am past addiction now; this is all I have left. I would never have to stay awake at night just so that I could retain what little was left of my sanity. I would never have to dream. Never again. -- One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Quiet by Goldy reviews
Theirs is a quiet kind of love." A look at what a HarryLuna pairing might look like post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Abandoned by Bellatrix Black reviews
“Everybody needs somebody,” she murmurs. “Right now, all I have is you.” - Held prisoner in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor, Hermione silently prays for her friends to rescue her. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of All the Things I Lost by Mijan reviews
The worst decision Draco ever made... Is it possible to miss someone so much that you lose part of yourself? Of all the things he lost, what does Draco miss most? slashy references H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Teaching in the Past reviews
Summary: Harry and Hermione go back in time to teach DADA while Harry’s parents are at school. Timetravel fic! HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Darkness reviews
Why did I do it? I left everything, everyone, and yet the darkness keeps me company. oneshot hhr a little dark really bad summery please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
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