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Name:ThReE AqUiLa

Meaning:Three Eagles. Aquila is a constellation in the night sky.Three is my lucky number.

Fanfiction:

I go on fanfiction to read and normally youll know if I like your story by an addition to my alerts and a "This is a great fic" comment.

Sometimes if a story has a lot of depth in it ill rant a little.

Im a sucker for romance and humor in Harry Potter,Gallager Girls and Young Wizards.

When i get sick of reading that ill go to Alex Rider for action and adventure.

Books:

I have many favorite books

harry potter,alex rider,young wizards series,traitor,Eragon,twilight,bloody jack,mindfield, and just started reading Eon.

i like action,adventure and fantasy books, any good suggestions?

Authors:

anthony horowitz,J.K.Rowling,diane duane, michael crichton,tamora pierce,william shakespeare (ill remember the rest later).

Movies:timeline,underworld,step up,save the last dance.

Food

chinese food:orange chicken,chow mein,teriyaki chicken.

indian food:mango lasi

mexican food:fried rice,enchiladas,tacos.

Music: evanescence,lincoln park,rascal flats,celine dion,switchfoot,nickelback,usher,

Activities: reading,boughering (sword fighting)

T.V. shows: ufo,mythbusters,discovery and history channel.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

I had to put this on here...i nearly died from laughing...

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees"

Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology"

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept

I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant

It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back"

I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium"

I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha

Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

Sirius Black is not #24601

I will not lick Trevor

I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is

I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty"

I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey

I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas

I am not allowed to ask Hermione and Ginny if they know what a 'menage a trois' is

I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

I will not sell pennies as priceless, Muggle collector coins

I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony"

Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey"

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force"

Locking random pairs of people in the astronomy tower is NOT a good way to perpetuate the race of wizards. Especially if both parties are male

I will not make cracks about how the unicorns refuse to go near Ginny, even though we all know they prefer virgins

When covering the chapter on painkilling potions, I will not turn in a bottle of Tylenol claiming it's the same thing, only better-tasting

The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters

I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library

Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs Norris

Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense

I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true

I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house

I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts"

Madam Hooch is not a black-market source for “moonshine”

I will not ask Madam Hooch if she would like to "test-ride my broom”

I got most of these quotes off of Madd Kougars profile because they made me burst out laughing or i think their very true

Awesome quote!

My favorite quote of all time:

"I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse."


25 Reasons To Thank My Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Mankind:

What does this button do?

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

I'll just put my head in it to make sure.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

Look Ma! No Hands!

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Of course it's safe.

It can't get any worse...

There's only one way to find out!


EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? --


Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I kissed
April--I licked
May—I did the Macarena with
June--I smelled
July—I jumped on
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a surfer
30--a llama
31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway
Brown--because I can..

Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!

Combine and see what you get!


A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,
Your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Why America has some issues:

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you


THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral/Sergent Deathcas.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


This has got to be one of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Whoever came up with these either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters you get:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters you get:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
HE BUGS GORE (For anyone that didn't know this is the guy that ran against him the first time he ran for president.)

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Two Souls by l'il pirate reviews
What if little Jacky, Mary, Faber woke up one day missing that arrogant sailor? This is my take on Jacky and Jared, two piratical souls. Changes made to the actual storyline in the novels.
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Reeducation by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex is being reassigned because Mrs. Jones thinks he needs to be taught a lesson. Will he be able to train a class full of teenagers to become his successors, or will he manage to kill himself first?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub
In the Closet by TeenTypist reviews
While Dairine and Roshaun continue trying to sort out Wellakh's drought problem and new government structure, Nita and Kit are ready to find a new project now that the Pullulus is gone. Where will it take them? K/N, D/R Sequel to A Rescue of Sorts, Chapter 15 now up!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,838 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Nita C., Kit R.
When Harry Met Slytherins by V for Viagra reviews
Harry is suffering and the only people who can save him are the two people he thought hated him the most. BZ/DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,764 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Defying the Odds: Mature Version by MaureenT reviews
In this AU of Forever in a Day, the tragic occurrences in that tent on Abydos happen very differently, leading to events that have a profound impact on SG-1 and the lives of Daniel and Sam. D&S romance.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,182 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - D. Jackson, S. Carter
Pariah by Eventhorizon7 reviews
Some things get better with time, but when Daniel is forced to attend an archaeological society awards dinner, he realises that some things, and some people never change. Note that this will eventually become a Sam/Daniel romantic pairing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Cross Country by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. Alex has decided to participate in his schools annual cross country for the first time in three years. And, as per usual, trouble follows him, in the form of a psychotic killer, and one very pissed off SAS man. Now a Two-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by hogwartshoodlum reviews
Sequel to Skin Deep. When the P.M. betrays the Wizarding Secrecy Act, the muggle community demands that wizards be placed in encampments for their safety. A new fighter has helped Draco realize that it's time to fight back, but at what cost?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,751 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How to Teach a Spy's Class by TribalForEagle reviews
When Scorpia makes a threat against Alex and his school,guess who's sent in to protect them?Yep, you got it,the SAS.How will they keep their sanity with the teens in Brooklands school?Answer is,they won't,with a spy and his friend hell bent on revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Risk by FullmetalEcho688 reviews
"The two gazed uncertainly into each other's eyes- it was hard to look anywhere else when you're that close to someone else." A Kit/Nita romantic one-shot- this is a Christmas Special. Enjoy!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Kit R., Nita C. - Complete
A Wizard's Romance by Lyrastales reviews
After certain events at the end of iA Wizard of Mars/i, Nita and Kit find themselves having to take a look at their new relationship.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
Past of Shadows by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Bear has known Greg for about three months now - he works at his local pub. He's just a waiter. Pretty average really. But then... why do Wolf, Eagle and Snake all seem to know him?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Something Else by robotamputee reviews
The day after A Wizard of Mars ended. Obviously, spoilery for A Wizard of Mars. Nita/Kit. Fluff...? I dunno, I think it is. It's short and sweet, anyway. Enjoy!
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
Attempt by amitai reviews
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
Muddled Tears by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
Diff Version of EC/Post-Crocodile Tears. Alex finds himself sunk in a poison that reverts him physically to the age of 5. With Ben Daniels as his guardian, Alex is about to learn what it's like to be a utterly helpless and a child. Features K-Unit too.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Fight by HollyBlue2 reviews
Tom Harris is behaving strange when Alex gets back from his latest mission. He eventually finds out what is wrong. Realising it could put them both in jeopardy they have to find somwhere safe to stay. Now belongs to Iamawesome from now on Chapter 13
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
To Nita Love, Kit by morethandrama reviews
"Oh, Kit,honey, this is so not a blender. Its the key to your romantic future." "I thought you said that I didn't have a romantic future." Humor. Fluff. Kitness Rated T for slight language
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kit R., Nita C. - Complete
Something Old, Something New by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
He'd bought the shirt just last weekend to wear to the nice restaurant he'd taken her to earlier that evening, and he'd planned on it landing in the floor, but he hadn't planned on it being his floor and he hadnt planned on being the one to unbutton it KN
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Kit R., Nita C.
Cold by aussie-chick-13 reviews
After a particularly stressful training session, A sixteen year old Cub is left freezing and in soaked clothes in the team's hut. The men don't notice he's in trouble. When they do, will it be too late? Chapters 2 and 3 have been removed to be rewritten. Oneshot until further notice.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
Of Great Heights by Sarruby reviews
During SAS training, Alex did yet another exercise. Well, almost.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Question In Its Answer by Hayumiko reviews
Kohaku had promised Chihiro that they would meet again. But it has been seven years, and yet, the two have not reunited. One day a new student comes to Chihiro's school, and Chihiro's life takes a sharp turn. -Sporadic updates-
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O.
Kel and Dom a Hidden Love by mistmagic reviews
A grand ball is taking place at the palace. Everyone has a date, except for our Lady Knight and Sergent. Read and Find out. * * * *
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,256 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Keladry, Domitan
Tom and Alex by HallowedInk reviews
For the Spyfest 2010 on Lj. Tom finds out firsthand why the truth hurts. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Tom H., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Life's Sweets and Spies by St. Danger reviews
Sitting in a cell, you'd think there wouldn't be much for Alex to do. But you'd think he'd be alone, not staring at his old unit... The universe - meaning MI6 and Scorpia - seem to be conspiring against him lately... Post Snakehead. Spyfest 2010 fic.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Fast run by Peachless reviews
Alex is on the run. Fast and downhills, he takes a couple old familiars with him. Now how did he get into this mess again?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,956 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Asian Special Forces by X-xx-Sazza-xx-X reviews
K-unit plus Cub go to Tokyo Japan to see if a bunch of girls are better or good enough to be in the SAS or Special Forces. What they didn't think they would find but did was five girls who are completely strange and their leader can be scarier then Wolf!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,922 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Happily Never After by prone2dementia reviews
Future fic. No pairings. Mr. Harris, the beloved science teacher, has nothing to hide. However, it seems that the bloodied, battered, but handsome blond stranger on Mr. Harris's sofa does.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
What Was Left Unwritten by TensaiZuki25 reviews
Just a few scenes I felt DD left out of AWoM. Some light NxK fluff. NOTE: spoiler warning to all those who have not read this book!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kit R., Nita C. - Complete
The Ones Who Didn't Care by Insanely Me reviews
What would happen if K- Unit weren't nice to Cub until it was to late to make it up to him? Character Death
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Diving by Sarruby reviews
The air whistled by Alex's face as he plunged towards the watery abyss below. Faster, faster, faster he went, gravity sucking his flesh towards the rocky bottom. Adrenaline pumped through his veins, reminding him of the imminent peril.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Closets by Paperplain reviews
writen for Golenlake SMACKDOWN Kel & Dom & a Closet
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
Preening by Instead of Reality reviews
One-shot fluff. "'I didn't say I won't mate with you because we kiss & preen,' she said patiently, remembering how close to mating and preening some of that preening had gotten." Nawat & Aly. Pre-Trickster's Queen. Rating is just to be sure.
Trickster series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Random story about Jacky by Eden Panjang reviews
just a random little thing I wrote...just for fun, not going to continue or anything...
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010
Dreams by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
Dreams can make for some very awkward conversations.. Oneshot set in Squire/Lady Knight. K/D hinted at. "Flashes started to come back to him slowly, until the entire dream was filled in... Mithros, what had he DRANK last night!"
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
Slippery Soap Suds by isis chandra wu reviews
Chapter 14 UPDATE! "You make me wanna do things.” -- Hermione hates Draco, Draco hates Hermione, same old story. But will things change when they discover how slippery soap suds can be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,588 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Evening Jog by chariots99 reviews
Jake calls it the "evening jog". Desiree says it's a "sprint for your life". So how exactly will Alex Rider cope with the AIS version of the children's game of "Capture the Flag"?...One-Shot, occurs during my story, "NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED"
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Between the Lines by prone2dementia reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. An amnesic Yassen, a bewildered K-Unit, MI5, MI6, meth, bombs, gangs. And, of course, Alex. Not Crocodile Tears compliant, no pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alex R./Cub
It Takes Two by juanafever reviews
Ron cheated on Hermione so she can't stay in the Burrow for the summer, a friend of hers offers her to stay with him in Bulgaria. It’s a long way to true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,281 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Pro by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
He owned a flowered apron, a teddy bear, and wore house-shoes. He had curtains on his windows and vacuumed regularly. It had not been hard for Nita to simply never think of him as a guy for the entire duration of their ten year friendship.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Out Of My League by kole17 reviews
Hermione is a young girl riddled with insecurity when boys come into play. If she could read them the way she read books and memorized facts she would never slip up, but she is only human afterall. When circumstances draw in a handsome but often underappr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Anywhere But Here by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,138 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Memories by QuixoticQuest reviews
New Years- Nita goes with her father and Dairine to a festival to relive some old memories but Nita's not the only one who has a different idea of how the festival should be spent. My second one-shot! My summaries are bad so please just read!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
The Boy Who Fled by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
Oneshot spinoff of a mention in Trickster. Aly was at Prince Roald's engagement party, and Alanna caught her kissing a boy, but what if the boy had only fled because of who he was, not because he was afraid of the famed Lioness's wrath? Aly/Roald
Trickster series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
closet conversations by Pheonice Dutch reviews
After a game of cards K-unit is locked up in a closet. No slash, you dirty minds ; General story, for the fun of it. Disclaimer: i don't own Alex rider
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Motion Sickness by Crowlows19 reviews
So maybe having a stakeout at an amusement park wasn’t the best idea. Eagle never did like the spinning rides. Prompt shot for The Firm’s October Challenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
More to Kel by Kaia Papaya reviews
There may be more to Kel that is apparent to everyone at first glance. She is, after all, also a girl. This started as a one-shot, and it ended up growing it's own chapters. Let me know your opinions. Slight Kel/Neal, but I'm not sure where it's going.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tortall
Jaded Little Freeloader by Crowlows19 reviews
Alex has decided that Wolf is his temporary guardian whether the soldier likes it or not. Jaded Little Brat sequel. Because you asked so nicely. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Jaded Little Brat by Crowlows19 reviews
Major AU. What would happen if the sarcastic, jaded, rebellious side of Alex was the dominate part? How would that change what happened at Brecon Beacons? One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Alex's Mission by WI9 reviews
What happens when Alex is stuck at the "Royal and General Bank"? And what happens when Alex decides he wants to know a little more about Alan Blunt? I do NOT own Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
This Means War! by SkylarkRequiem reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS! Alex is tricked into attending a survival camp, but his mood changes when he finds out who's camping next door... Now it's time for pay back and Alex plans to do it in style. Super spy style.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Love Story by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Angelina learns to say goodbye. George/Angelina ... A multi-pair collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - George W., Angelina J.
In Your Honor by alexsonnn reviews
9/11 remembrance. How it was handled in the Rider house. Mostly centered around Jack, but has Alex and Ian in it. dedicated to all the people who lost loved ones or lost their lives on that fateful day. not sure if i rated this correctly though.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
The Greater Good by Karai III reviews
Alex realized something was wrong,his heart started to pound fearfully-he blindly reached for the edge of the roof hoping to stop his fall.His hand did not find it....He rushed towards Yassen-ignoring the prospect of a bullet in the chest like Snake.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Redo by Fuiku reviews
Well, the first time is always a little awkward... Kit/Nita completely non-serious, get-back-in-the-game oneshot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Midnight Struck by Solas-Divided reviews
He couldn't wait until Midnight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by Siriusly in Lurve reviews
Through some interesting circumstances, Lily and James are caught in a broom cupboard. McGonagall happens to stumble upon the pair soon after... this can't be good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rescue Raid by Sarruby reviews
This fanfiction changes Chapter 16 of Point Blank, when the SAS infiltrates the school. It becomes what this author wishes it were, and she is slightly sadistic and with a particular like for Wolf and Alex interactions, not slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
The Five by Crowlows19 reviews
The five people Wolf didn't really want to meet in heaven, but got to anyway. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenge. Prompt: Heaven
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Wolf - Complete
Ash and Seth by Ginnycrazy reviews
This is my version of when Ash got drunk when Keenan took her out. Rated M for language and actions. Seth rescues her from Keenan and takes her back to his train. What will happen. I think it's pretty good. See for yourself :
Wicked Lovely - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
KUnit meet the boys of Brookland school by Gold is power reviews
Alex and the boys inn his class go to the SAS for a week. K-Unit are at camp at the same time as the boys. What will happen to poor K-Unit along with the boys.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008
Night at the Museum by Sarruby reviews
Alex is kidnapped. What a rescue team! What an invitation to the science museum! What a blast! Oh darn, that's a real blast. What a ripped-off title! After Snakehead. Separate from main plot. Has Jack, Wolf, Snake, and Alex.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6667 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Favourites by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, KelDom/ Kel says she doesn't have any favourites. Dom's determined to prove her wrong.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by diamond-helen reviews
Sirius listens at a door, and his dirty mind draws the obvious conclusions, but is he right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Coma by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
What if John hadn't died but been in a coma for the past fourteen years? What if Yassen had survived the bullet? Secrets unravel and the dark past catches up. After Snakehead. Follows cannon plot. Prepare for twists and turns. Not the usual AR fanfic.FIN.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,860 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by Pendragon Sedai reviews
Hermione gets dared to do something terrible and the consequences are even more horrifying...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
What's in a Name? by opera nerddd reviews
Just a small conversation about names over a few shared pretzels. The plot bunny has been killing me for ages.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
SAS Prankster Extrodinaire by MinibooExtreme reviews
Ever wondered if you could every get away with annoying the SAS. Katrina Toon, Little sister of Wolf has and is still trying. So far played pranks - Done. Gotten away with pranks - Still working on! SAS - 3 and counting : Kat - Lost count.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Onions by Kelly Masbolle reviews
Inebriation. That says it all. Kel/Dom. Not too fluffy. Oneshot.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Partners by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Falling asleep on the couch with a movie blaring in the background is perfectly fine with your best friend. Normal, even. Loosing that relationship could never be worth it. She didn’t want it to change ever in a million billion years.' Nita/Kit
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Two Years by FacelessxAuthor reviews
It's been two years since Kit and Nita have seen each other. Nita visits Kit at his college. Pure fluffy Kiita! R&R please! There aren't enough Young Wizards fanfics! New Chapter added!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Life with the wolf by Got-a-quill reviews
“Yes, your scent, is something different, I want it, and I will have it” He sneered.“I’m a mud blood; do you really want me within your ranks?” Hermione said, hoping he would reject her. “Blood does not matter, in wolf packs, only the bite”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,243 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Fenrir G., Hermione G. - Complete
Tis the Season to be a Wizard by IvyWings reviews
Dairine struggles to find Nita the perfect gift before realizing the Ultimate present. Meanwhile, Nita and Kit decorate the tree, oblivious to Dairine's schemes. A Christmas One-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Only in a Wizards House by IvyWings reviews
Nita and Kit are left in charge of the Thanksgiving meal, but they end up losing the turkey! Things go downhill from there. A Thanksgiving one-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Insertwonderfullywittytitlehere by platowasabore reviews
Nita attracts attention of the romantic variety from the new boy in class. How does Kit handle this recent development. It's my first fic, be gentle. Will eventually be Nita/Kit. All fluff no action. Complete
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Game by Shadow-wolf78 reviews
A mysterious young girl starts to interest young Alex Rider. She seems very familiar to him. MI6 knows about this young girl and won’t tell Alex why she seems so familiar. On hold since my confindence is gone at the moment. sorry to those who like it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007
In My Thoughts by eglantine16 reviews
A Bloody Jack Narrative... At the end of "Mississippi Jack," someone shouted to Jacky from the rigging. Who was it? Suggested Pairing: Jacky/Jared. One-shot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
After the Moon by Reading Redhead reviews
After the moon, Nita helps Kit move on. Post-WAW, SPOILERS.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Stripper Club by Platinum Express reviews
A passionate fight with Hermione causes Sirius to rush to the neighborhood stripper club. Only there does he wonder whether he made a mistake in telling her she was fat. One-Shot, Humorous, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hard Spun by Lioness's Heart reviews
Years ago, Keladry of Mindelan was dismissed from the pages. Her dismissal left her broken in a way that could not be fixed, but she still went on. Now, she's being sent back to Tortall by the Yamani Emperor. Can she deal with this cruel twist of fate?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,962 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Keladry - Complete
Kel's List by LEMM reviews
Kel writes a very personal list, what happens when it falls into the wrong hands? KelDom. Complete
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Prince and the Pauper yes it's KEL! by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
Roald and Kel. They fall in love and that's the least of their worries. Humor and Drama, a Prince and his not-so-princess-like Princess. - xxTunstall Chickxx
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Keladry, Roald - Complete
One Drunken Night by VelvetC reviews
Hermione is upset and is drowning her sorrows in a bottle of Firewhisky - and Draco finds her. A fluffy-ish little Dramione oneshot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Did You See What He Just Did? by LadyKnight44 reviews
A K/D involving Neal. That really is all I can say to explain it sorry! A challenge from abyssgirl and a one-shot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Coke, Pot, and Other Things by harry.is.a.brave.fool reviews
Alex was sent back to the SAS camp, for training. But what he didn't know was that there was somone else there as well... Someone who wanted to kill him. MAY BE SLASH. Quote: "I will kill you, Alex. And I will enjoy it."
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Of Ripped Dresses and Pink Ponies by Bookworm81818 reviews
After the Scanran War, our favorite heroes Kel and Dom meet up in Corus only to get involved in a prank war with the Third Company of the Kings Own. The war turns into a plot to get Dom and Kel together.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
What Would Kel Do? by Lady Mage reviews
What would Kel do in certain scenarios? Submit any situations in a review. Story is listed as complete because each chapter is basically a oneshot. Previous: Cleon walks in on Kel. This time: Kel intervenes when Neal flirts with Daine...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Keladry, Nealan, Domitan, Owen - Complete
Operation Protect Cub by Ashadowofwings reviews
Since the sniper failed, Scorpia has vowed to kill Alex before three weeks is up, and it's up to a certain SAS team to stop them. ON HIATUS Sorry, I've tried, but frankly I got older and I can't read it without wincing. Thanks for all the support.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,109 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Drivin' a Truck by MinibooExtreme reviews
Alex with half the other boys, has been coaxed into singing at his leavers assembly for year eleven over a year after snake head. K unit are also there to witness the boys humiliation.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Pushing the Limits by DaPimp reviews
What's more fun than Katie, Oliver, innuedno and a Quidditch Pitch full of people? Contains mild sexual reference if you have a dirty mind like mine :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Nailed by katterpillar reviews
Who could have known one gnarled little nail could have caused such utter pandemonium? Oneshot, humor. Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Summer Storm by LadyKnight44 reviews
After the Scanra War, Lord Wyldon sent Keladry of Mindelan a bunch of energetic knights and a certain Sergeant of the King's Own to deal with. After giving them all punishment, she goes riding and gets caught in a summer storm..KD. COMPLETE
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Tortall - Complete
The Daring Game of Love by yellowbrickroad reviews
It all started with an innocent game at The Burrow which left Hermione with a crush on Fred! Ron realised that he had liked Hermione all along. He decided to employ the help of Fred and George to woo her. Watch how this game of love unravel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
One Talented Mouth by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
One-Shot. Set during Page. Well, the testosterone had to catch up with her sometime. When Kel innocently displays a questionable talent for tying cherry stems in a knot with her tongue, vulgar allusions abound. Of course, she has her champions.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Tell me What I Want, What I Really, Really Want by muffin Lady 0o reviews
Kit is convinced that Tom and Carl are gay after a slightly horrific experience involving a vacuum cleaner, a sponge, and an outdated Spice Girls song. Nita doesn't want to believe it, so Kit plans a stakeout to prove it. Contest with Polka Dotted Pengiun
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Warming up by Selyss reviews
Set during PoA, in winter. Hermione's mad after her next fight with Ron. She needs to think. But who will find her? Like ya don't know . Please, read and review. My first HermioneOliver fanfic ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
What's Love got to do with it? by Sirie reviews
Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,472 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Is This Real? by Jasper Annalise reviews
Hermione is falling asleep at a book. When she jerks awake she finds someone standing over her. Dramione not HBP or DH compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Without Leave by slytherinrules85 reviews
She did her Carter thing and then he stood up, to do his O’Neill thing and haul that damn door off its damn hinges to get out of the damn cell and back to the damn gate and then home, so he could take a damn cold shower again. [Eventually SamJack]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Notes from a Werewolf by airyelle reviews
Lupin is a werewolf and forgets who he is once a month. But what he doesn't forget is what he sees while transformed. Third Year, timeturner scene, moviecompatible. HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ed and the Sprat by z'yiandria reviews
He knew her four days and died for her. Ed's views on Nita and the Song of the Twelve through Deep Wizardry.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
I Want To Go To An All Boy's School! by Miss Tuesday reviews
Kate's mom wants to send her to an all girls' catholic school, kate hates it. Kate decides a little change in plans is in order. COMPLETE! Thanks yall!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Firewhisky by Rosarita Sauvage reviews
Hermione and Draco duel in the hallway and get sentenced to detention. Boredom brings on the Firewhisky... Laughter insues. Oneshot. Rated T for language and drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's SCONE! by Wobbleffet reviews
Okay, this was inspired by a typo. . . its late and we're tired, so dont get mad at us for not being entirely funny. if you actually want to see what this is then just read the fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2007
the Wrong Number by Kneazle reviews
While trying to send his crush, Katie Bell, a text message, Oliver Wood misses a number and sends a text message to someone else... someone who might actually be who he's been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
Same Ol', Same Ol' by Wobbleffet reviews
Okay, new title, not that great, but better than book nine, I'll change it later on. My take on what happens after book 8. SLASH DairineRoshaun CarmelaRonan. Rated T just in case. Please review, i have no idea if people actually like the story!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007
Young Seniors: Dreaming of a wizard by Angels-above reviews
Ever wondered how Tom and Carl became Wizards? What happened on their ordeal? First story, hopefully in a series!Please read and review!xxx Chapter 2 up soon!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2007
A Rescue of Sorts by TeenTypist reviews
COMPLETE Story picks up on the heels of Wizards at War. Now that she knows he's alive, Dairine is determined to find Roshaun. When she finds him, she brings him back home to his parents on Wellakh. Eventual DairineRoshaun pairing. Chapter 15 posted.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,093 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Dubious Relations by The Elipsical of Loser Authors reviews
He asked me why don't we dress as stealth ninjas then and wear black ski masks. I spazzed out. An amusing fic documenting the developing relationship of Carmela and Ronan as they attempt to hook up our beloved Kit and Nita on the Powers Orders.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
A Few Good Men by Artisian reviews
Ready for something a little less conventional, M16 brings Alex in to help with an unwilling informant. What Alex hasn’t been told is that he will be betraying one of his fellow agents & must suffer humiliation at the hands of the one he cares about most.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Detentions by airuhkuh reviews
Hermione Granger, perfect Prefect and all around goody two shoes, had detention. Blaise Zabini, best Potions student in all of Hogwarts and in Slytherin, was given detention as well. And why exactly do they insist on making them heated snog sessions? BHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Realisation by Cheetah Eyes reviews
This is Dairine's look on Kit and Nita's relationship
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Dairine C. - Complete
Big Bang Theory by TheLoneShadowWolf reviews
You know, those textbooks just don't explain everything.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
To Want Is To Need by TheDarkRaindrops reviews
“You can’t always get what you want, Malfoy.” she breathed. He backed her up into a corner, leaning towards her, his hand stroking her neck as he whispered in her ear, smirking “Granger… I always get what I want.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Sketchpad of a Reasonably Able Drawer by robotamputee reviews
This is one of my favourite completed stories. It's on the short side, only 1,541 words, but I love it. It's about Lily and her drawings, and the people she drew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Good times in the Slytherin Common's by PhoenixOfTheElegantNight reviews
George and hermione pull some pranks together and are now partners in crime. What else happens alon the way? GeorgeWherG rated T for lang
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - George W., Hermione G.
How Beautiful is the Silvergrey by Zvezdana reviews
We all know Hermione knew Lupin was a werewolf before the others did. Well, what if he bit her? After&durring Hogwarts, RLHG, final battle, the effects, but VERY different from most....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Fred and George's Dirty Mind by Prissy and Bregan reviews
ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione's Troubles: by Lugia Smiles reviews
In the beginning: Harry is woken by a hyper Ron, who overheard something Hermione didn't want either of them to know. Just what is her SECRET? Read to find out! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,575 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
I Can Show You by Kelly Masbolle reviews
What happens when Kel and Neal find themselves unattached?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Keladry, Nealan
Glowing by Spy In Training reviews
Ever wonder how Neal, Owen and Merric found out about Cleon and Kel? Well this is my take on how. Oneshot set right after Cleon leaves Kel's tent after kissing her in Squire. My first fic...[newly edited]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Truth And Dare by Lugia Smiles reviews
Hermione gets pushed into playing a game of Truth AND Dare late at night, causing her to reveal a secret she didn't want known, to the very person the secret was about! HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Hiccups by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Do you think I would be considered insensitive if I said that she's incredibly attractive when she's angry? Probably' Nita gets the hiccups and it's Kit to the rescue. Involves hiccup cures and two people finally admitting to what we all know is true.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Slipped Out by dreamerdoll reviews
Neal accidentally let it slip that Kel is in love with Dom. How do the two react? Features an anxious Kel, an understanding Dom, and Neal sleeping on the couch. KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Tortall - Complete
We'll Have Valentine's Day by uhhh. . . . I have no name reviews
Short little story for all those DracoHermione lovers. They're are having a secret relationship, and are afraid of getting caught. It doesn't go along with the HP time line, but it's at Hogwarts. Only one chapter. M for language and suggestive comments.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pygmy Puff:A Telling Tale of Tattoos and True Love by Night Zephyr reviews
You remember how angry Ron was when Ginny brought up his Pygmy Puff tattoo. You remember his heated denial that it even existed. Did you ever wonder if perhaps Ron doth protest too much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rewards of Service by Alex Rose reviews
When Sergeant Domiton of Masbolle disobeyed orders to save Lord Raoul, he had no idea how far reaching the concequences of his actions would be. A Kel/Dom romance with a twist, set post LK.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
The Dark Side of Dress Up by FrostedDarkfox reviews
OneShot, KD Any action can have a dark side, Kel realizes, even something so seemingly innocent as dress up...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Illusion by The Lady of the Willows reviews
Oneshot. Nealan creates an illusion for Keladry in an attempt to cheer her after Cleon leaves to marry his heiress. Light romance.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Tortall - Complete
I Get It! by Geeky Blue Strawberry reviews
Ginny needs help with her homework and Hermione is up for the challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing to Fear by sunshinenorcas reviews
[[Bloody Jack Under the Jolly Rodger]] Jacky awakens from her nightmare to find that her fear has not forsaken her. JackyxJared
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Dragon by SmellyCat190 reviews
After Destiny's mistake, Harry is sent back to train the once dispersed DA into elite Warriors, as well as train his chosen for a special task that will slowly delve them deeper into the War than ever before. But who said it was going to be easy? ON HOLD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,193 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P.
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Time of Your Life by theclarinetchica reviews
[ONE SHOT] Kel gets some decent love advice from her best friend. Will she actually listen to the meathead?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Tortall - Complete
To Love a certain Sergeant by chizzychizchiz reviews
hey guys, KelDom fluff, will eventually be KelDom. plz review all ur ideas i really need help thx CHAPTER 4 UP
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/16/2004
Keladry and the Sunburn by Maxie Fonseca reviews
Poor Kel. A sunburn is never fun. But when combined with a silly sergeant who can't seem to admit his own feelings, and many reports to write, it gets worse. Or does it? (KelxDom)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Tortall
Stable Fun by Nutz Nina reviews
KelDom oneshotfluff I wrote in English in my notebook :P Kel and Dom have got back to the stables, but one kiss leads to another...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Lakeside Rendezvous by Fiona Flamingo reviews
It's a sweltering, summer day when Lily Evans decides to go skinny-dipping! Then she catches James Potter spying on her by the lakeside. What will happen? Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Rainy Day by Maxie Fonseca reviews
A rainy day could only mean an irritated Lady Knight, a humourous sergeant, an unsuspecting Knight Commander, an idiot knight, and a conniving best friend. KelDom Completed!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
untitled by dreamerdoll reviews
Kel, overworked, is relaxing outside, when a certain sergeant comes and disturbs her rest. What will happen when she falls asleep in his arms? keldom. CORRECTED! but sadly still untitledCHAPTER TWO UP!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Starburst Castle by KissThis reviews
After a late night of studying, Hermione unwinds with some muggle candy. Draco makes an appearance. Warning: Includes libraryafterhoursstarburstfoodfight and snarky comments.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From the Horse's Mouth by Fantasizing-Lady-Knight reviews
Stupid two-leggers--the blue-eyed two-leg stallion makes my freckled, brown-furred mare servant act weird...yes, I am a horse. Were you wondering?Peachblossom's view on KelDom fluff...how will our peachy hero handle it?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2004
Bubbles by Fantasizing-Lady-Knight reviews
Hmmm...KelDom and lots and lots of bubbles...how'd this happen? Read to find out! KelDom...enough fluff to make you retch.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004
A Yamani Warrior by PsychoLioness reviews
[Complete] Kel got kicked out after her first year, and leaves to go to the Yamani Islands, there she becomes a Warrior. What happens when she has to go back to Tortall?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,922 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
The Princess of Thieves by JLF reviews
The real story of Robin Hood...or least my take on it.
Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 9/16/2002
Worth Fighting For by rachel132 reviews
This is a KelDom romance set after Lady Knight. Kel comes back from New Hope and sees Dom again
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Love That Melts by Blue Roses2 reviews
A frosty snowball fight, followed by a close encounter.... of the good kind. KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2004
Chili Peppers by daughter-of-faeries reviews
Kel finds Dom hiding from Raoul in her rooms after dousing his toothpaste with chili peppers... KD
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2004
Hermione Granger's Change by xgyspyxbabyx reviews
Hermione is sick and tired of being a goody goody two shoes...what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Hermione G.
Headaches by Saraswathi reviews
What should have been in Lady Knight between Kel and Dom.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,619 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Tortall, Tortall
Best Deceptions by mystic-angel1 reviews
I'm your bestfriend. Don't you see what Ronan is doing?" A song fic about Kit's feelings during AWA and AWD. Slightly AU.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/12/2003
Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED 6th year prequel to the Saga. School, Sea Witches, annoying Agents, Vampires, The Hidden Light, Royal Eagles, griffins, Avalon, Excalibur and the Green Flame Torch. 'Yesterday was today was tomorrow' Graffiti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,608 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch by TeenTypist reviews
This takes place in Harry's 6th Year. This is the sequal to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (mine that is, not Rowlings!) This is rated PG because there's some kiss scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
Secret Love by moonglow11066 reviews
*Complete* The romancing of one of the Weasley brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,333 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by Flaming Phoenix1 reviews
Starts in the summer before Harry's fifth year. Will cover Harry's whole fifth year, along with the Order, and much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2003
Rinse by Tari Elensar reviews
[D/Hr] - Hermione's crush becomes an obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED 5th year prequel to the Saga. Powers, friends, Elves, dwarves, the Big Game, and a year without Voldie would be boring. 'Hang on Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye, bye.' Matrix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,091 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Complete
She Doesn't Dance by Reana reviews
Songfic in Kit's point of view. What if he had followed Nita on her date with Ronan?
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete