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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Malcolm in the Middle, Smallville, Winx Club, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Supernatural.

Author has written seven story's. YAY

HIYA.

THIS IS MY PROFILE. WELL, DUH. THAT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS.

WELL, I ABSOLUTLY LOVE TO WRITE, BUT MY MUSES SUCK DUCK BUT.

THEY NEVER GIVE ME IDEAS WHEN I WANT TO WRITE, BUT WHEN I DON'T, THEY START FLYING.

STUPID SASISTIC SCHITZO PINK CHIBI FOX.

ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE STORYS THAT I WRITE AND POST, AS I WRITE ONLY TO PLEASE THE PEOPLE WHO READ THE FAN FICTION ON THIS SITE.

I ALWAYS LOVE GOOD CRITISISM, AND IF SOMEONE FINDS SOMETHING IN MY STORYS THAT DOES NOT FLOW RIGHT OR I MADE A MISTAKE, PLEASE TELL ME.

ANYWAY, I'M A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD AUSTRALIAN FEMALE.

ONE THING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT US IS IF YOU TOUCH OUR BEER, YOU LOOSE FINGERS.

WORD OF ADVICE, AUSTRALIANS BLOODY RULE!!

GO CROCKS! MAY YOU ONE DAY ACTUALLY WIN A GAME FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE CAREERS. BEING A FAN IS BECOMING EMBARRESING.

WELL, HAVE FUN HUNTING DOWN ALL EVIL MUSES.

JA NE!

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

okay. its been months since i have updated anything, but like the idiot that i am, i compleatly forgot my user name, password, email address, my pants. Um, scratch that last one. Anyway, i have decided to stop being so freaking lazy, and to those reviewers out their, Harry Potter:Death Eater is getting a complete overhaul. and, i promise on all that is holy chocolete, yaoi, and the colour green a new chapter will be out with the three fixed chapters soon. i promise on my pet dog part jack russel, part pitbul Mr Zebra his real name, also known as ZEE ZEE when i don't want to look like a compleate idiot, that this will happen in no more then two weeks. i shall have some coke and chocolete, put some music on and get to work as soon as i get home from the internet den. C Yoos all

I CANT DO IT. ITS TOO HARD. HARRY POTTER DEATH EATER IS OFFICIALLY UP FOR ADOPTION. IF YOU WANT IT, YOU CAN TAKE IT. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. pant pant

I've tried, tried so hard to work on this story, but i published it so long ago and stupidly left it for so long that i cannot even work on it anymore.

i have some other storys that i am working on right now, and i want to concentrate on them. so, PLEASE, SOMEONE TAKE THIS STORY faints from suffocation :

7th October.

Don't worry, none of my storys have been abandoned. My dog decided to chew on my laptop cord, so now my laptop is compleatly dead with no way to charge it. they have to special order a new charger because i stupidly bought a not common laptop.

I have at least five more chapters done for each story, and the day i get my new charger which might not be for weeks since i actually need money to buy the charger, i will do a double update for each story.

In the meantime, I have been writing at least four new storys on dad's computer, each story with at least three chapters done, so that's something to look foward to. I will publish them probably tomorrow mourning after triple checking each chapter.

Thanks for not yelling at me for updates.

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Heir to a Warlord by OccAmy Phyre reviews
At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,712 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Out of the Blue by SapphireEJ reviews
When Puck admits something to Rachel 'out of the blue;' what happens? Now both will face the ups and downs of his admission and find a little bit about each other along the way. Spoilers up to 1x22 - Journey, to be safe
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 639,256 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
All She Wanted by passionatelysimple reviews
All she really wanted was for somebody to want to be there, for somebody to really like her. It's basically a rewrite of the first 13 episodes but rewritten so Rachel never comes back to help the Glee Club at Invitationals. Rachel/Quinn, Brittany/Santana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,595 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/23/2010 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14691 - Favs: 7,675 - Follows: 6,822 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Jelly Bean in the Bones by CrayonClown reviews
Booth and Brennan have been hiding a their relationship from their friends which comes to be revealed in light of the fact that Brennan turns up pregnant. Has the potential to be quite fluffy with a little bit of drama. Now rated M.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,474 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Wesley's Mulligan by Hotpoint reviews
Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,991 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Wesley W.
Prince of Camelot by Saymorian reviews
Merlin is happy living in Ealdor with his mother, but one day, he is summoned to Camelot by its king, Uther Pendragon. What does the king want with Merlin, and what if Arthur wasn't the only child borne by Ygraine?NO slash! MxM AxG
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,008 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Sniper in the Student by Anteater reviews
AU. My take on what if Booth and Brennan met previously, in this case, college. B&B fluff. Please read and review.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,035 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Underneath it All by teeney8040 reviews
Set immediately after the egging incident...someone helps Rachel and it's not who you might expect it to be. Slash!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Skyward by fishwrites reviews
Merlin has more than one secret to keep. prompt: Merlin was born with angel wings. Slash/AU
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,497 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6994 - Favs: 7,100 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sparks Will Fly by insaneantics21 reviews
Santana doesn't think anyone loves blowing things up as much as she does. It isn't quite what she expected when she's proven wrong.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
A Different Road IV: The Outsider Amidst Turmoil by black-ink8922 reviews
AU. It’s Harry’s fourth year as a Slytherin; the Triwizard Tournament is returning. Events take a bad turn when Harry is chosen as an unwilling champion. At the end of the final task, he will have to choose a side, but which will it be--light or dark?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,741 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Darkness Within by DaggersBloodPain reviews
AU multiyear: Harry is turned into a vampire before second year. It is against the rules for a Sire to leave its Childe. Who will take over when Harry's Sire vanishes? What will he gain from embracing the Darkness Within? VampireHarry Slash! HPSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,648 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
At The Heart Of The Matter by volleygirl reviews
After the events of the DOM, Harry starts to slowly reevaluate his life and with truths revealed and a new perspective, he gets at the heart of the matter and sets of on his own path to becoming the man he was destined to become. HarryMany, DarkIndependen
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 150,784 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Forsaken by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPDM - Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,363 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clay Pinions by Lochar reviews
Complete! Watching movies with his cousin one day, a young Harry Potter may have found the key to unlocking the Power the Dark Lord knows not his Soul. He just doesn’t know it yet. Slight Xenogears crossover. Year 1 story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,272 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Sokka's New Life reviews
Just as the war was won, Sokka died of a fatal wound. The Spirits interfearence had him sent back to his childhood to redo it all. With many secrets, and knowledge of the future, how will time change? Future Slash. it'll happpen, don't worry
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sokka, Zuko
Red Life reviews
The day that Clark's parent's lost the baby because of him, his whole life changed. Moving to Gotham, Clark start's his new life. But, what happen's when Lex is rescued and discover's clark working for the devil a.k.a Lional Luthor? SLASH
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
Malcolm Join's The Hunt reviews
Malcolm had a pretty normal life. Until he transfered to Stanford University and met Sam Winchester. Malcolm discovers that his strange feelings have been preparing him to become a hunter, and that's just the beginning. SLASH
Crossover - Malcolm in the Middle & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sam W.
Jail Boy reviews
Clark Kent has been arrested for those bank robbery's that he pulled in Metroplois. With Lex having moved away abruptly with no real word to Clark, and Clark power's gone 4 three years's by Jor-El as punishment, how will he survive jail? SLASH
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Whitney F.
Harry Potter: Sex God from Hell reviews
Harry Potter has a life that no one knows about, not even Albus Dumbledoor or Lord Voldemort. On his fifteenth birthday, he became an Incubus, and swore to serve Lucifer for all eternity. And that's where things get interesting! Warning Slash. YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P.
American Wizard reviews
Harry and Draco wake up on graduation day to discover that they had drunken sex. They part way's, Harry to America in secrecy, to move on with his life and to get away from Voldemort. It all changes when Harry's finds that he has a souvenir of that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
White Wolf reviews
One night, Harry is bitten by Fenrir Greyback, the whitest wolf he has ever seen. Is this the end of his life or is it just the first step towards a new beginning? Only time will tell. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Queen Bloom reviews
Two year's before Stella was to meet her in Gardenia, Bloom is whisked away to Domino, where the people of her Kingdom have thrived, but is ripe with crime and poverty. How can she hide her many secret's when she join's Alfea and from her new friends?
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bloom