Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Malcolm in the Middle, Smallville, Winx Club, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Supernatural.
Author has written seven story's. YAY
THIS IS MY PROFILE. WELL, DUH. THAT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS.
WELL, I ABSOLUTLY LOVE TO WRITE, BUT MY MUSES SUCK DUCK BUT.
THEY NEVER GIVE ME IDEAS WHEN I WANT TO WRITE, BUT WHEN I DON'T, THEY START FLYING.
STUPID SASISTIC SCHITZO PINK CHIBI FOX.
ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE STORYS THAT I WRITE AND POST, AS I WRITE ONLY TO PLEASE THE PEOPLE WHO READ THE FAN FICTION ON THIS SITE.
I ALWAYS LOVE GOOD CRITISISM, AND IF SOMEONE FINDS SOMETHING IN MY STORYS THAT DOES NOT FLOW RIGHT OR I MADE A MISTAKE, PLEASE TELL ME.
ANYWAY, I'M A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD AUSTRALIAN FEMALE.
ONE THING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT US IS IF YOU TOUCH OUR BEER, YOU LOOSE FINGERS.
WORD OF ADVICE, AUSTRALIANS BLOODY RULE!!
GO CROCKS! MAY YOU ONE DAY ACTUALLY WIN A GAME FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE CAREERS. BEING A FAN IS BECOMING EMBARRESING.
WELL, HAVE FUN HUNTING DOWN ALL EVIL MUSES.
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
okay. its been months since i have updated anything, but like the idiot that i am, i compleatly forgot my user name, password, email address, my pants. Um, scratch that last one. Anyway, i have decided to stop being so freaking lazy, and to those reviewers out their, Harry Potter:Death Eater is getting a complete overhaul. and, i promise on all that is holy chocolete, yaoi, and the colour green a new chapter will be out with the three fixed chapters soon. i promise on my pet dog part jack russel, part pitbul Mr Zebra his real name, also known as ZEE ZEE when i don't want to look like a compleate idiot, that this will happen in no more then two weeks. i shall have some coke and chocolete, put some music on and get to work as soon as i get home from the internet den. C Yoos all
I CANT DO IT. ITS TOO HARD. HARRY POTTER DEATH EATER IS OFFICIALLY UP FOR ADOPTION. IF YOU WANT IT, YOU CAN TAKE IT. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. pant pant
I've tried, tried so hard to work on this story, but i published it so long ago and stupidly left it for so long that i cannot even work on it anymore.
i have some other storys that i am working on right now, and i want to concentrate on them. so, PLEASE, SOMEONE TAKE THIS STORY faints from suffocation :
Don't worry, none of my storys have been abandoned. My dog decided to chew on my laptop cord, so now my laptop is compleatly dead with no way to charge it. they have to special order a new charger because i stupidly bought a not common laptop.
I have at least five more chapters done for each story, and the day i get my new charger which might not be for weeks since i actually need money to buy the charger, i will do a double update for each story.
In the meantime, I have been writing at least four new storys on dad's computer, each story with at least three chapters done, so that's something to look foward to. I will publish them probably tomorrow mourning after triple checking each chapter.
Thanks for not yelling at me for updates.
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