Master of Shiawase Punch
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Joined 06-23-06, id: 1073663, Profile Updated: 08-19-14
Author has written 9 stories for One Piece, Professor Layton, and Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま.

I'm slowly coming back to life...

Hello, little boy or little girl. Thanks for stopping by. I have no obnoxious "Copy and paste this to your profile!!!!&@!!!?$!!" business going on here, nor do I have a lengthy biography about myself. But that's all for the better... I'm as interesting as a pile of rocks. Actually, I'd find that interesting... Nevermind.

Basics
Name:..Ken (internet nickname)/Kelsey
Age:..I've been out of college for a few years...
Gender:..I can carry a child for 9 months.
Location:..Midwest, USA
Beliefs:..Traditional Roman Catholic
Occupation:..Warehouse management, corralling of idiots, lover of good things

I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I also have celiac disease. And I'm a very angry, sarcastic hobbit. This makes for quality entertainment. So the boys tell me.

If you like it, I probably don't; if you don't, I probably do. That's how it usually rolls. I don't do it on purpose.

I am by no means abandoning my stories. I just take forever to write them. I have a very busy schedule, and hobbies and personal endeavors get pushed to the back burner, where they char and scald and crack into unintelligible pieces of baked on garbage that needs to be put back together again. But it's okay. I like puzzles.

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Shadow on the Wall by kiwimaou reviews
Satan's retreat from his conquest leaves him unchanged. His ambitions deadlocked in a foreign world with the hero Emilia, the Prince of Darkness shall stop at nothing to reclaim the lands he had once abandoned, and remind them once and for all of a devil's wrath. {UNDERGOING RE-WRITE} All new chapters will be listed as {Retrace}, old deleted. Formerly "The Devil isn't done yet!"
Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,460 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [Maou/Maou S., Hero Emilia/Yusa E.]
forcing open the eyes of the blind by Stormjade reviews
Jean plucks up the courage to give some flowers to Mikasa. two-shot, rated T for angst/slight gore.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
Last chance by Sora-Temple reviews
He couldn't work up the courage to tell her. Now he'd never have the chance.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Complete
Impressions by Animom reviews
At first he befriended the child and tried to nurture and protect him, but by the time Gozaburo was gone Seto had become someone Pegasus didn't care for at all. ** Precanon: Pegasus and Kaiba, from friendship to antagonism. ** NOT a pairing fic, but has Roseshipping (Pegasus/Cyndia) and a slight undercurrent of Toonshipping (Pegasus/Kaiba). (Temenos series #1, prequel).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Pegasus C., S. Kaiba, Gozaburo K., Cyndia - Complete
Humiliated and Depressed by smashdrunk reviews
The story of "Bandit" Keith Howard and his quest for revenge against his bitter rival, Maximillion Pegasus.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Keith H., Pegasus C.
The Sorcerer's Queen by Blue Lace Agate reviews
What if Jafar never made that third wish? What if Jasmine made the ultimate bargain to save those she loved? Three glimpses into a world that nearly was. Rated T for sensual content and adult situations.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Jafar, Jasmine - Complete
Please Light Me a Candle by Cassandra Connelly reviews
Brenda knew that they would have gone blind in the darkness if Descole wouldn't have constantly visited her. ...Unfortunately, the reason behind his constant visits was not pleasant. More information inside.
Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2011 - [Brenda T., Clark T.] J. Descole - Complete
Professor Layton and the Ghetto Pimp by Dancing Mask reviews
Layton hunts for clues on the Elysian Box, struggling under Luke & Flora's 'help'. Crack, but not in the illegal sense.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
A Snowball's Chance by VirgoMaiden reviews
Sanji and Nami hold conversation about character and themselves over hot chocolate. What makes them tick, their thoughts on each other, and the proposition that might change it all...NamixSanji goodness. One shot
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
Windows to the Soul by KageTora reviews
Of course Nami has the whole mindset of 'I only love money and mikan'. But what happens when she comes upon a homeless man? Will she change her mind? [AU][SaNami]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,728 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sanji, Nami
Hurt Physically,Broken Emotionally,Loved Eternally by Aerie elf reviews
When Sanji decieves Nami into thinking he doesn't care about her now, Nami pours uncharted affection into Zolo. Sanji will not interfere with her happiness, but does happiness really lie with zolo, or is he a subconcious substitution for what Nami wants?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006
Jealousy by Everpure reviews
When a woman actually responds to Sanji's flirting, someone isn't very happy about it. SanjixNami drabble
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Cooking Partners by animefreak5483 reviews
SanNami: Quick Valentine's Day Oneshot. On their second Valentine's Day, it is up to Nami to plan the days events. But will disaster hit in the kitchen and prevent a happy end to the day?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Navigating Love by animefreak5483 reviews
Sequel of Problems of a Love Cook. Life on the Going Merry changes with the new relationship between the cook and navigator. New problems come with unexpected events and the crew is closer to their goal. Can things stay together or will they fall apart? S
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,112 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Pain by 0Hallie0 reviews
Nami has a problem. Can Sanji help her without being controlling? SanjixNami. My very first FF. R&R or I'll be crushed! Flame if you must...it will amuse me...:
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Upset by Dixxy Mouri reviews
Luffy and Chopper think Nami made Sanji cry. But did she really hurt the cook's feelings, or have they come to a complete misunderstanding? Sanji X Nami. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
What Wouldn't I Do For You by Kirei na Hotaru reviews
Sanji decides to enjoy a quiet night while they sail the grand line. The evening turns out to be more than he thought it would. Oneshot fluff. SanjixNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Delirium by Vespera reviews
During the Going Merry's desperate search for a doctor, Sanji's concern for Nami drives him to distraction.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Of Mikan and Men by gaarafreak reviews
A cute story following Sanji and Nami's love. It will end up being more than one chapter long, hopefully.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006
Overboard by madri reviews
Sanji. Nami. Alone on an island. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Project for 30 kisses. [complete]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
Sanji and the Magic Gyoza by shiruru reviews
And the moral of the story is: Be careful what you wish for..... It just might be temporary!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Complete
April Fools by Chou reviews
Sanji would be overjoyed that he woke up with Nami in his hammock...if he could remember the night before!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002
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The Gravity that Even Pulls Down Angels 天使でも下に引っ張る重力 reviews
If even an angel can not resist Earth's carnal temptations, then who can? The corruption of Heaven's divine members escalates as Sariel ventures to Japan in order to destroy the Dark Lord Satan and instead gets caught up in a romance-driven escapade involving the traditional custom of Japanese matchmaking: omiai. [Contains 'fictional' background on Heaven. Reviews are appreciated.]
Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Maou/Maou S., Ashiya S., Sarue M., OC
Professor Layton and the Book of Memory reviews
A blank piece of paper in a strangely addressed envelope. Harmless, until it forces the Professor to recall a portion (& a person) of his past that he tried incessantly to forget. Tea time is forced to wait as Layton & crew investigate a suspicious tycoon with a shadowed agenda. Part I of a trilogy. Canon, apart from a few original characters. R&R intelligently. No idle words.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 284,628 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Flora R., H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A.
Ashita No Ashiya reviews
Maou's most faithful general is dependable beyond compare. As one who hardly ever fails in his duties while serving his lord, when Alsiel begins to slack and show signs of procrastination, the Dark Lord finds the situation alarming, and the reason even more so. Rated T for now, may change to M periodically for detailed violence/gore. NOT A PAIRING FIC, NO MATTER WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE.
Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,138 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Maou/Maou S., Hero Emilia/Yusa E., Ashiya S., Lucifer/Urushihara H.
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The members of the Strawhat Crew have all gone on their own paths after finding One Piece. Now, three years later, the captain arranges a reunion, and they still have a lesson to learn from the famous treasure. Extremely vague stupid summary. R&R please.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sanji, Nami
Eat the Night reviews
One man's choice is seen as a mistake, but causes favorable results in the end that would have never come to pass otherwise. Rated M for mature themes, NOT sexual details. R&R
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Nami, Sanji
Freedom of Choice reviews
Falling from the flying ship, Maxim, Nami gives in to the compulsion to go back on deck for the savior chef. Really short oneshot. SANJI ECKS NAMI. R&R. Rated T for language and slightly crude body references ONLY.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
See Spot Run reviews
The Strawhat Crew is forced to care for Sanji after he is reduced to an infantile state by a freak accident. Summary is ew. Story isn’t AS cruddy. R&R.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sanji, Nami
Diving for Gold reviews
Death doesn't always have to be simply seen as something that happens to everyone, or as something emotionally painful. Some things happen for a reason, & not everyone goes in vain. Fate has something to teach when one of the Straw Hat pirates passes. R&R
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Chiaroscuro reviews
College proves to be a difficult transition from high school for the Straw Hat Crew as affinity turns into aversion, romance to ruin, & interests collide. And what will ensue when Sanji asks Nami to model for a nude painting for his art class? Mostly SaNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006
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