frankie the elf
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Joined 06-23-06, id: 1073751
Author has written 2 stories for Stargate: Atlantis.

Physical: White and nerdy? jk...oooh there's paint on my fingernail...Aritstic, short, blonde, dark brown eyes that are almost black.

will never tell you my gender...maybe i have...ill have a poll with my reviewers to see who can guess

its not that hard

Obsessions: with fantasy and scifi, steve...steve is my hero, all things Stargate

Dreams: aims to be a writer but secretly knows i suck

Blah: likes to write fanfictions because i get a cool feeling when people review.

doesnt need to write fanfictions because i daydream way more than i write...im a spacer

likes all arty things even music which i suck at yet somehow am still allowed to be a percussion band geek

reeeeeeallly smart. two of my readers can vouch for that.

Music: will listen to anything however some rap with lines like "i wanna fk you" piss me off. polka is also annoying.

TV: All things Stargate...need i say more?...yes yes i do...all CSI, Bones, Crossing Jordan, CORNER GAS!!! All Startrek...yes...i am a Trekkie...i admit it...Rick Mercer's Monday Report, Sixteen, Weekenders, Teen Titans, Avatar, This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Royal Candian Air Farce, Everybody Loves Raymond, RedGreen Show, Art Attack,hmmmm...yeah too many more to list

Movies:ABRIDGED YU-GI-OH (is that speeled right?) is hil;arious...no really, you have to watch it, Accepted, umm...short movie memory...harry potter's alright...Pirates of the Carrribean!!! Lord Of The Rings, SpaceBalls, StarWars, Princess Bride, Disney Movies...yeah, there's so many and i have such a short memory...Jackie Chan movies...Johnny Depp movies

um...what do other people have on their profile...

um.

i forget what my avatar image is...oh well

Samantha Carter's going to be in the Atlantis series YE-AH!!!!!

haha spoiler

and thats about it.

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Confessions of a Stranded Jedi by Kipling Nori reviews
A Jedi stranded in the Pegasus galaxy meets up with the Atlantis crew. Throw in a few angry Wraith and a Sith just to keep things interesting. ::Stargate Atlantis, Star Wars:KotOR crossover::
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2005
A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro reviews
We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 647,787 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Seven For A Secret Never To Be Told by Capt. Blue-Eyed Jane reviews
I CALL REDO! Based off the first episode on the third season, i believe the Seven Deadly Sins would've put up more of a fight, and since they're all devils Sam & Dean might need a little help. So this is my take on it, enjoy d . b SWxOC DWxOC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
Saving my son by j-s-j-e reviews
Sam and her son need saving,.... then a new General rolls into town. JS pairing, what else?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
To Build a Nuke or Not to Build a Nuke by scifi lemon reviews
The way to a woman's heart is...through weapons of mass destruction? Why 12 year old McKay built an atomic bomb and a prequel that gives us a glimpse into the life of that annoying scientist we all love before he became a scientist.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,762 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Recluse by CSI Clue reviews
A Movieverse AU-What if Tony Stark *wasn't* the face of Stark Industries? thanks to my betas, VR Trakowski and Lovellama
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,227 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Epiphany by penny4him reviews
Drizzt's son, 19-year-old Zaknafein Do'Urden, wonders where he's going in life, but an unexpected event suddenly makes things crystal clear. Meanwhile, Drizzt's daughter, Violet, must make some decisions of her own.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - [Drizzt D., Catti-brie] - Complete
Show No Fear by Feral Geek reviews
This fanfic revolves around two original characters, one human and one wraith. This fic contains interspecies romance, and my futile attempt at describing possible Wraith society. Please Review, thank you.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,234 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/2/2006
Conspiracy of Friends by Lady Fellshot reviews
A story of beginnings with Zaknafein and Jarlaxle. A series of shorts depicting pivotal moments in their lives.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Jarlaxle, Zaknafein D.
The Iron Heart and The Crazy Calm by AccountBuster reviews
They always close behind, chasing him, almost catching him. One did manage to capture him, in a different sense. He was something of a special case. Any other wraith would’ve died at his hand, his gun. Not him. Not Moraine.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 62,912 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Ronon D.
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3943 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Kindred Spirits by Linndechir reviews
Entreri's stay in Menzoberranzan has left him depressed and confused. After his enforced return to the city, he meets a drow who might help him to give his life a new meaning: Zaknafein, recently resurrected and just as aimless as Entreri.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Artemis E., Zaknafein D.
Half Magic by ChristineX reviews
Complete. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts in order to solve a mystery that threatens the school's very existence. Complicating things is her new partner in the investigation -- none other than Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,643 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Legacy Most Frightening by Synbu reviews
Jarlaxle has the misfortune to meet a most...interesting lich. Sheer insanity and crazed humor ensue. Constructive critique is accepted, but no flaming. CHAPTER 3 FINALLY UP!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
The Jarlaxle Monologues by WroteThatOneDrizztStory reviews
Jarlaxle takes a page out of Drizzt's book and decides to make his own diary entries.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Jarlaxle, Drizzt D. - Complete
Body and Soul by Storms in Heaven reviews
Body vs. Soul, how much are the skills of the body and the thoughts of the soul connected, are they one and the same? Follows Zak as he hunts for Drizzt through the Underdark and battles Matron Malice for control of his resurected body.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Zaknafein D. - Complete
Incurable by Seneti reviews
When Lorne and his new team get stuck on a planet that seems to be populated by Wraith, all hope seems lost. Lorne survives while his team falls, but doubts about his saviour soon come to his mind. Rating just to be safe. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006
Never Enough by Joyca reviews
When a young girl comes falling through the Gate, Atlantis will discover what the future holds for them. Will they be able to stop it or can fate simply not be changed ?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - John S., Teyla E.
And That's Show Business by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
AU Co written by Nerwen Aldarion. John Sheppard and Adrienne Hart were Hollywood's Golden Couple until they split. Now it's up to their assitants to get them back together, but is that the right thing to do? Shweir, TeylaRonon
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006
Vala Goes to Atlantis by evil-jeannie75 reviews
Vala Mal Doran goes to Atlantis and wreaks havoc on the lives of those who live there. First up, Rodney shows Vala one of the city's oddest creatures. Crossover with Stargate SG1
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006
The Wizard of Oz: The Stargate Way by obsessedwithscifi reviews
REVISED! A young woman from Earth appears in the Pegasus galaxy with no idea who she is or how she got there and it's up to the crew to find out. Please R & R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 9/2/2005
It Never Ends by memyselfandi89 reviews
Sheppard is captured by a wraith queen who wants to know the location of earth. That poor unsuspecting wraith queen.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The hero geek by Pajus reviews
A trade negotiation goes awry bigtime and Radek has to find a way to save himself and his friends. No ship except friendship
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Radek Z. - Complete
Compassion by walutahanga reviews
"You're different from the others. I knew that the first time I saw you."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Teyla E., Michael
Wipeout by Exploded Pen reviews
Upon invading Earth a poor wraith drone discovers that the human race just won't take invasion lying down...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
A Grade Six Guide by Altaria Volante reviews
Thirteen year old Rodney McKay can't seem to do anything right in his parents' eyes. But a dare from a classmate helps him prove himself... to himself, at least.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
I Am Who I Am by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Drabble of a Wraith's POV. Any season, any episode, any Wraith, doesn't matter. More of a thoughtful thing than an actual plot.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Well Then You're A by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Rodney and John rant a bit. Who has the better insult vocabulary? You may be surprised...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Golden Sands by Jeannie-Mckay reviews
What if one Atlantian had managed to create a WraithHuman hybrid? Would they be able to contain their hunger and live among other humans? When the team stumble across an ancient laboratory where these creatures are being kept, it's decision time! Hiatus
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Rodney M.
The Evolution of Wraithal Politics by nightfynix reviews
The evolution of wraithal politics as seen in the Stargate Atlantis Musicals. We hope this clears up some confusion about the wraith political system!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Give the Man a Hand by Bladelover reviews
In a galaxy where anything can and does happen, why would you participate in a ritual without fully knowing the consequences? Well, because you're Rodney, and you're a genius, of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Falcon by Legend's Mist reviews
Drizzt rescues a lost falcon. But things aren't what they seem . . . New, Chapter 3!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Zaknafein D., Drizzt D.
The Path of Mielikki by terradi reviews
Zaknafein had assumed that after sacrificing his life to save his son from the clutches of the matron mother Malice Do'Urden that his part in his son's life was over. However it didn't quite work out that way.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,890 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Zaknafein D.
The Sinner by Torenza reviews
AU.InuKag. We all know that Pirates have existed since the dawn of the ship age, and we all know that they sail the seven seas with feather hats, hook hands and the occasional muttered “Aaaargh!” Or at least... they’re supposed to...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,680 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
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My Friend, The Wraith reviews
A little girl befirends a wraith child, and then they are torn apart. When they meet again they are thrown into a veritable sea of adventures, rife with trouble and neardeath experiences.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,351 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007
Ancient Informant reviews
one shot. short story of an ancient's point of view in the war with the wraith 10,000 years ago. comedy. might be used in another story later.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete