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A shepherd's not a shepherd without a flock. Can a man believe in God and not believe in himself? Is a book a book if no one reads it?

'No guy is worth crying over, but when you finally meet one who is, he won't make you cry'.

"Courage is not defined by those who fought and did not fall, but by those who fought, fell, and rose again.”

Don't curse darkness; light a candle

It is not our abilities that show what we truly areIt is our choices

"With great power comes great responsibility."

“What is hell but the total absence of hope”

“Today’s experiences are yesterday’s choices”

Knowledge Is Wisdom

Love Conquers All

Knowledge Is Power

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go, it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow

You may cry, but the tears will dry


Why don’t you love me anymore?

Why did you leave me?

Why did you let me face the world alone, when you know that without you I am weak?

Why did you rip my soul apart, after you had cared for it for so long?

Why did you care for me, only to hurt me?

Why did you come into my life, only to leave?


I've looked into the heart of darkness
Where the blood red journey ends
When you've faced the heart of darkness
Even your soul begins to bend

- Iron Maiden

I'm scarred for life
but it's not my flesh that's wounded

I hear voices in my head
Could I really be going crazy
In the night the visions seem so real
Do you care if you live or die
When you laugh are you really crying
You're not sure what's real anymore

- Fortunes of War, Iron Maiden

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

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If you ever called your teacher mum or dad copy this into your profile.

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If you have spent a long time wishing that Hogwarts was actually a place, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Voldermort is NOT cute copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Sirius Black copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've bookmarked about ten billion fanfiction stories, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

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You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

92 of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I can not see.
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying "We fucked up, huh?"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
-- Robin Williams.

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” "Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home" - David Frost

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment." - Robert Benchley

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." - Bert Leston Taylor

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain

Country music is funny sometimes:

"I don't know weather to come home or go crazy"

"She got the gold mine and I got the shaft, she got the ring and I got the finger"

"How can I miss you, when you won't go away?"

"You were only a splinter in my ass as I slid down the banister of life"

"My wife ran off with my best friend, I sure do miss him"

"If you leave me, can I come too?"

WIf you don't leave me alone, I will go and find someone who will"

"If the phone don't ring, baby, you'll know it's me"

"I'm just a bug on the windshield of life"

"I would have wrote you a letter, but I can't spell 'Yuck!'"

"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares"

"Why do you believe me when I tell you that y I love you, when you know I've been a liar all my life?"

"The last words in lonesome is me"

"If you see me getting smaller, it's because I'm leaving you"

"If fingerprints showed up on skin, I wonder who's I'd find on you"

"You're the reason our kids are so ugly"

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Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,177 - Reviews: 4570 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A New Adventure by Layleu reviews
Buffy the Vampire SlayerStephanie Plum x over. After the end of 'Chosen' Buffy falls is into the crator that was sunnydale and awakens in unfamiliar territory
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,141 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/8/2005
Red As, Cold As by ckofshadows reviews
Companion piece and prequel to Roses in December
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Kurt H., Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Flirt at Me by ShiniRoza reviews
Blaine's friend Daniel has a lot to say about NYADA student Kurt Hummel, much to Blaine's amusement. Blaine is dared to go flirt with him and he's pretty confident that he's got this one in the bag.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., OC - Complete
The Chaperone by 7895764757 reviews
When a class mom pulls out at the last minute, Kurt fills in as a chaperone for Blaine's second grade class trip. Turns out that "Mr. Anderson" is quite popular with the moms and Kurt doesn't bother to mention that Blaine's his boyfriend. Futurefic
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Carry Your Shame by adiwriting reviews
Kurt's spent his entire life being pushed around and ignored. He's never had a single friend until he met Blaine Anderson, a swimmer for the National Team and McKinley's Golden Boy. When the boys fall for each other, Kurt has to learn the hard way that there are some things even love can't fix—like the fact that his step-brother and boyfriend are mortal enemies. (Klaine AU)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,151 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Fingers Round My Thumb by legallyblained reviews
Due to tragic cicumstances, Kurt is left to raise his daughter alone and is forced to hire help in the form of a male nanny, Blaine. M Rating doesn't apply till Chapter Twelve.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,983 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine Absolutely Knew He Was In Love by Corriebird reviews
"Blaine steps forward and whispers in Kurt's ear, "If it's not exclusive, then what's to stop you?" Kurt's eyes flare and he inhales sharply, so he steps back and heads to the bathroom without looking back.This is what life is, right? This is what it means to be alone, to be lonely. Taking what you can get. Sucking the marrow out, even if it'll break your heart later." 4.14 fic!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,096 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Above The Birds by shipperofinsanity reviews
When Blaine is attacked at the McKinley's Sadie Hawkins dance, memories are not only explored but lost entirely, and then brought back with a pain more vivid than could ever be expected. [Klaine one-shot]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Take a Chance on Me by hanabananana reviews
Cheerio!Kurt and Nerd!Blaine based on the trend on tumblr. Kurt gets drunk at a party hosted by Blaine's older brother and the two end up getting more than friendly. The thing is, Kurt would never look at someone like Blaine in a million years.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,802 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Not Like the Movies by knightlycat reviews
When new Hollywood golden boy Kurt Hummel receives some disturbing letters, his manager hires bodyguard Blaine Anderson to be with him 24 hours a day. In an attempt to hide Blaine's true identity from the press they decide he needs to go Kurt's boyfriend. Famous!Kurt Nevermet!AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,942 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In a Heartbeat by TwistedRocketPower reviews
When Kurt was nine, his mom, an organ donor, died. Now, at seventeen, Kurt is on a search to find who has her heart... but, what he ends up finding is so much more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,825 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bittersweet Memories by Zavocado reviews
Blaine lost his best friend to popularity and social status his freshmen year of high school. After everything that's happened he can't forget what Kurt meant to him. And despite losing what meant the world to him, Kurt can't let go of their memories. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,693 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stop Loss by YourFairyGodfather reviews
AU. Kurt Hummel never went to McKinley, developing his talents at Carmel as the protégé of Jesse St James instead. Everything is going according to plan, until the day a beautiful, damaged transfer student named Blaine throws his world upside down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 246,032 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Chances We Take by Grace Ryan reviews
Blaine and Kurt have never met until a chance meeting one night at a bar. As the story unravels, their paths continue to cross as if fate is trying to tell them something. Rated M for language and smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,876 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anywhere but Here by CrissColferL0ve reviews
SEQUEL TO SIDEWAYS. Kurt and Blaine have never been happier or more in love, but as things begin to change and doubts set in, the two aren't as certain as they once were that they can make it together, or by themselves.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,722 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Catch My Shadow by JennMel reviews
Blaine's family wasn't perfect. It was just him and his dad, trying to make their relationship work. But when Blaine's dad is killed in an accident, suddenly everything changes. Kurt tries to help keep Blaine afloat, but what if it's not enough? Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Keeping Courageous & Carrying On by bellax-xmuerte reviews
Blaine's father is abusive but he refuses to be brought down by it all. He knows that one day he's going to make something of his life. He can cope as long as he believes in himself. Angst. Blaine centric. Warnings: Abuse, Violence, Alcoholism, PTSD.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,912 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Fear and Blame by Nicbearosaurus reviews
It wasn't true. It couldn't be. Anything was better than what he suspected of the few words Blaine had managed to spit out. He almost wished Blaine had cheated on him. Anything was better than this. Part 2 of Blurred series.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blurred by Nicbearosaurus reviews
He was on the outskirts of the group, pretending to feel accepted, keeping up his dapper, happy-go-lucky persona despite the blurry images that wouldn't leave. If they, or anyone, knew the truth- his one piece of happiness would be lost to him forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Harmless by JennMel reviews
Blaine was wrong. Sebastian isn't harmless. He's the kind of guy who buys you a beer, who dances with you, who waits, watching for your spiked drink to kick in, who wants to get you alone where no one can find you. Will Kurt get to Blaine in time? S3EP5
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fathers by OnceinYourLife reviews
"I love my son, and my son loves Blaine. He matters to me." While the glee club is in New York, Burt receives an unexpected visitor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,993 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Counting Stars by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
Life is perfect. Blaine is perfect. Kurt Hummel has never been happier or more in love, but what happens when Kurt begins to see that everyone has secrets?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,604 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Boy who lived and the Girl who died by dreamer123 reviews
HP crossover set after book six. Basically my version of book seven. Harry is sent to Sunnydale in hopes that Buffy will be able to help him defeat Voldemort.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,711 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2005
Courage by particularly good finder reviews
Before Kurt met Blaine, Blaine met Finn, and that late-night encounter on the bridge changed his life forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Suddenly I See by solitaireclay07 reviews
I turned to the first page and saw the words 'UNTITLED' by Ivy E. Bennett. Who the hell is Ivy E. Bennett? Well, I intend to find out. Companion piece to Nobody Sees Me Wishing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,854 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 3,224 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Everything You Ever Imagined by solitaireclay07 reviews
She was in our year and nobody had seemed to notice. Except for me. I didn't want to fall for her, but I couldn't help myself. If only she wasn't in love with Sirius. Remus's POV of Nobody Sees Me Wishing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Remus L., OC
Exactly What He Wanted by solitaireclay07 reviews
Christmas 1979. Ivy goes to give Sirius his Christmas present and realizes that she got him the wrong thing. AU from Nobody Sees Me Wishing. Warning: Uber Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5743 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Reader by Frodo'sPen reviews
A young woman is transported to the world of Harry Potter and back to 1976. She remembers the books in detail, but is under a charm that prevents her from revealing or changing anything. Sirius/OC. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,048 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC - Complete
A Different Way by SpikyStar reviews
The Potters were never killed, instead their son was stolen, now years later they find him. On Voldemort's side...This is a Dark Story hope you enjoy. I plan to finish this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,754 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P.
Running on Empty by lovetvfan reviews
After killing Angel to save the world, Buffy flees Sunnydale. Only instead of going to L.A., she goes to Seacouver. There she meets a mysterious older man named Adam Pierson, who seems to think she is more than just a slayer...
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,884 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004