A shepherd's not a shepherd without a flock. Can a man believe in God and not believe in himself? Is a book a book if no one reads it?

'No guy is worth crying over, but when you finally meet one who is, he won't make you cry'.

"Courage is not defined by those who fought and did not fall, but by those who fought, fell, and rose again.”

Don't curse darkness; light a candle

It is not our abilities that show what we truly areIt is our choices

"With great power comes great responsibility."

“What is hell but the total absence of hope”

“Today’s experiences are yesterday’s choices”

Knowledge Is Wisdom

Love Conquers All

Knowledge Is Power

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go, it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow

You may cry, but the tears will dry

Why?

Why don’t you love me anymore?

Why did you leave me?

Why did you let me face the world alone, when you know that without you I am weak?

Why did you rip my soul apart, after you had cared for it for so long?

Why did you care for me, only to hurt me?

Why did you come into my life, only to leave?

Why?

I've looked into the heart of darkness
Where the blood red journey ends
When you've faced the heart of darkness
Even your soul begins to bend

- Iron Maiden

I'm scarred for life
but it's not my flesh that's wounded

I hear voices in my head
Could I really be going crazy
In the night the visions seem so real
Do you care if you live or die
When you laugh are you really crying
You're not sure what's real anymore

- Fortunes of War, Iron Maiden

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever called your teacher mum or dad copy this into your profile.

If you are a Weasley Twin Worshipper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have spent a long time wishing that Hogwarts was actually a place, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Voldermort is NOT cute copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Sirius Black copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've bookmarked about ten billion fanfiction stories, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

92 of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I can not see.
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying "We fucked up, huh?"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
-- Robin Williams.

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” "Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home" - David Frost

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment." - Robert Benchley

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." - Bert Leston Taylor

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain

Country music is funny sometimes:

"I don't know weather to come home or go crazy"

"She got the gold mine and I got the shaft, she got the ring and I got the finger"

"How can I miss you, when you won't go away?"

"You were only a splinter in my ass as I slid down the banister of life"

"My wife ran off with my best friend, I sure do miss him"

"If you leave me, can I come too?"

WIf you don't leave me alone, I will go and find someone who will"

"If the phone don't ring, baby, you'll know it's me"

"I'm just a bug on the windshield of life"

"I would have wrote you a letter, but I can't spell 'Yuck!'"

"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares"

"Why do you believe me when I tell you that y I love you, when you know I've been a liar all my life?"

"The last words in lonesome is me"

"If you see me getting smaller, it's because I'm leaving you"

"If fingerprints showed up on skin, I wonder who's I'd find on you"

"You're the reason our kids are so ugly"