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I would like to welcome you to my fanfiction profile. It's been a couple years since I've written fanfiction, and I must add that my writing has matured exceptionally. I have this website to thank. When I start college this fall (class of 2010!), I will return; have no fear. I have spent so much time on here skimming through hundreds of stories, few amazingly crafted. There is a whole knew generation of great authors that are going to emerge from here, and I am honored to be within this community. Life is quite precious indeed. I've certainly tumbled over my own two feet trying to make it. From our falls, our scratches and bruises, and the scars both physical and emotional are where the greatest stories can be congured. They lie deep within our souls haunting the back of our minds, while the devious little plot bunnies cause them to fester, causing a need so overwhelming we just need to let all flow out. It is the writer's curse.

Never trust anyone who claims to have and know the truth- by truth I mean the truth of everything. This is why I do not follow any specific religion. It's all corrupt. As Truman Copote wrote, "..the wind is pink and the grass is black...", has resonated deep within me. People live in blind faith these days never daring to look beyond what their leader tells them or searching for answers themselves. My "church" is nature, the soft whisper within the zephyr that whisps my delicate blond curls around, the tingle in my bones when I stand close to the ocean, sand scratching against my feet, the lengthy conversation between the early morning birds, the old stories and wisdom that sleeps inside the trees- their roots the veins that give life to Mother Earth, it's in the life giving and all powerful sun, and the gentle glow the moon casts at night for her most curious eyes. No one has the answer to all, because there is none. Out of fear though, people seek religion, because they lost that ability to truly connect to something larger than themselves, so the need someone to do it for them. The truth resides within us, running through our veins and every other living, breathing creature on this beautiful planet. Each truth is distinct and designed for its individual, and it's a life long journey of discovery for we may never have the answer, and that is the greatest mystery in all its devasting beauty. This is why I am a writer- to reveal clues to this great mystery, and perhaps show people a part of themselves as well.

What do I want to do in life? I want to be a journalist for one. Music is the expression of the universe, something anyone can understand. I want to write about metal, indie, and other obscure genres. Alongside, I wish to write short stories, poems, novels, you name it! It's worth the tackle. I have hopes of traveling the world and living in the countryside of England or France. At some point I will open a music venue and have a pub in an upstaris area- still mulling it all over. My main goal or purpose in life is to reach out to people, touch their souls. Plain and simple: I just get people. We all judge people, but this is something I've truly been working on, because I want to search for the light inside. Just like any other person I want to get married and have children as well. My problem is that I don't "fit" in well. Several times I've been called abnormal and labeled a number of things. I stopped caring about such trivial complexes of the teenage mind awhile back. It feels different, but in a good way. Maybe that's another part of growing up...

I am most likely Commodore Norringtion's BIGGEST fangirl. I am pretty sure that I'm Lord Cutler Beckett's biggest fangirl. My mom does not know who I like in the movies. I find this quite funny. She has a thing for Jack, and she freaks out when I tell her he's not hot. LOL!! I want to keep it this way. LOL!!

I don't know what kind of girl I am, but I do know what kind of woman I want to be.

Awesome websites to visit:

http/www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/marieantoinette/index.html

http/www.keaton-world.com/

http/happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/index.html

Web Videos:

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fl7GLoqrQU (Lord Beckett-Everything Stops for Tea)

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0nWw3QRCmY (POTC AWE HP style)

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfDGIq6Z2_c (Boy Meets World: Plays With Squirrels)

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus (Charlie the Unicorn)

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK13KAsk8X4 (Commodore Norrington Bringing Sexy Back)

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=skSksoO9Fek (Ethnic Cleansing Bears)

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU_iZfe5Xa4(What if God had a Myspace)

http://www.youtube.com/user/FredHere is Fred's Youtube site. Visit it!!

Expertise: Talking, school, Dance Dance Revolution, fine arts, comedy, being a super duper friend, shopping, and other things I can't think of. Oh, I'm accidental prone and I'm told that I am absent minded.


Random Objects I like: toasters, curtains, my great great grandma's rocking chair, Norrie's feathery hat, handcuffs, pillows, Diet Coke cans, Kleenex, cups, books, construction paper, etc.


Places I wish to visit: France, Italy, Canada, Ireland, Scottland, Brittan, the North Pole, space, and Sweden.


Favorite Atists: Claude Monet, Marry Casatt, John Singleton Copley, Leonardo da Vinci, Pablo Picasso, Michaeleangelo Buonarroti, and Ralph Sanzio

Favorite Artists In Music: Alesana, Mars Argo, Mayday Parade, Tool, Slayer, Job for a Cowboy(They're death metal.), Ludwig van Beethoven, Vivaldi, Louis Moreau Gottschalk, Band of Horses, Blink-182, Blue Oyter Cult, The Balck Dahlia Murder, New Order, Linkin Park, The Cure, The Radio Dept., Bring Me the Horizon, Panic! at the Disco, Greenday, Adept, White Chapel, Arcade Fire, Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, George F. Handel, etc. I dislike country and most mainstream music which consists mostly of pop and rap. The Lonely Island is an exception thought.


Favorite Books: Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Persuasion, Heart of Darkness, The Luxe, Marie Antoinette, The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette, Through a Glass Darkly, Harry Potter 1-7, To Kill a Mockingbird, Alien Agenda, Forest Gump, The Things They Carried, Hornblower's Navy, Da Vinci Code, Animal Farm, Connecticut in King Arthur's Court, Willy Wonka etc. And I daresay.. screw the whole Twilight series.


Favorite Video Games: Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Legend of Zelda franchise, Animal Crossing, Halo, Dance Dance Revolution, Mega Man, Super Mario, Mario Party 1-8, Sonic, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, Super Smash Brothers Melee, The Sims, Harry Potter on the Wii, Kirby, Pokemon Stadium, any Pokemon versions, Yoshi's Island, Yoshi's Story, Silicon Valley, Soul Calibur, Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, Donkey Kong, Final Fantasy 7, World of Warcraft, Warcraft, Banjo-Kazooie 1&2, Cruis'n World, 007, Wii Sports, Metroid, and more.


Favorite Time Period: I am in love with the 18th century. Especially for France and England. I have been fascinated by the Court of Versailles for a year now. I also love the fasion in this time period like those elegant dresses. My idol comes from this period as well, Marie Antoinette. She is my favorite queen, and we have very similar personality traits. You will always see me with a book associated with the 18th century. For some reason the history that took place in this time period is so cool to me. The American Revolutionary War, War against the pirates, The French Revolutionary War, the need for fredom and idependence.


T.V Shows: Pokemon, Monty Python, South Park, That 70s' Show, Grounded for Life, Full House, The Sarah Silverman Show, Little People Big World, Nancy Grace, Hardball, Best Week Ever, King of the Hill, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Will and Grace, Reba, Still Standing, Bernie Mac, Spongbob Squarepants, Arthur, Parental Control, Next, History's Mystories, Saturday Night Live, Big Love, Colbert Report, Lil Bush, Futurama, Mind of Mancia, Myth Busters, 10 Years Younger, What Not To Wear, Dr.Phil, How It's Made, Deadliest Catch, Dog Whisperer, The Planets, Secret Lives of Women, Mystery Diagnosis, Untold Stories of the ER, Punk'd, Get Color, Sex in the City, Law and Order, CSI Miami, Cosby Show, Angel, Fresh Prince, In Living Color, Robot Chicken, The Office, Greek, Kyle XY, I Hate My Thirties, Hogan Knows Best, Survivor Man, Entourage, Growing Pains, and probably more.


Favorite Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Avatar, Inception, American Pie(all of them), Marie Antoinette, Casino Royale, Forrest Gump, Close Encounters, Accepted, Never Been Kissed, All Pirates of Carribean 1-3, Epic Movie, The Queen, Fahrenheit 9/11, Titanic, Romeo + Juliet, Wizard of Oz, All Harry Potter movies, Back to the Future trilogy, Blades of Glory, Stardust, All Harry Potter movies, Devil Wears Prada, Napoleon Dynamite, Casablanca, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Lost Boys, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candals, Meet the Parents, Meet the Folkers, Date Movie, Epic Movie, The Day After Tomorrow, 8 Mile, The Green Mile, It, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Spiderman 1-3, War of the Worlds, Signs, Kill Bill volumes 1 & 2, Bigger Longer and Uncut, Cronicles of Narnia, Shrek 2, The Little Mirmaid, Snow White, Cinderella(the first and only true one), Aristocats, Sound of Music, the 2007 Hairspray movie, Grease 1-2, etc.


Harry Potter House I'm in (teehee): Raven Claw "Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind." ~ The Sorting Hat


My favorite oxymorons:

1. anarchy rules

2. tapped live

3. living dead

4. alone together

5. same difference

6. virtual reality

7. personal computer

8. plastic glasses

9. pretty ugly

10. work party

11. agree to disagree

12. artificial intelligence

13. boyish grandpa

14. clean dirt

15. clever fool

16. casual sex

17. domestic violence

18. educational television

19. freezer burn

20. gourmet sandwich


My fondest memories... :0)

I remember the very first time I saw Pirates of the Caribbean. My dad took me to go see it with one of his friends. From the moment the movie started, my life was forever changed. I also particulary remember the very first time a laid eyes on the very dashing Commodore James Norrington. I squeeled like the little tweeny I was. This got the attention of my dad. "What?" he asked.

"Shut up! He's talking." I ordered. He just gave me a weird look.

One day when I was walking to my friends house, I saw these little kids having a B-day party. They asked me to come over, so, me being me, I went over to whish the kid a happy birth day and eat their cake. :P

Before I could say taco, those little 5 and 6 year old munchkins yelled "Attack" and jumped me. They kicked, pinched, slapped, and pulled my hair. One kid gave me a wedgy and ripped my panties:(

I manged to scramble away from them to run across the street. HA!! They could not cross it. I yelled to their faces that harbored defeat, "This will be the day that you almost caught Beth!"


Quotes:

1. "While I resepct the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the eastern philosophies and of course, teachings of Muhammed, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I would be a hypocrite." -Steven Hyde

2. "Various things of various natures..." -me

3. "I'm going to go to your Amish Community, and we are going to do a diferent kind of barn raising." -me

4. "It's an umbrella term." -me

5. "God puts people into other peoples' lives for a reason." -me

6. "It takes a man to chose the woman he loves over his mom." -me

7. "Love is an excuse for people who are too afraid to be alone" -Caiti (another BFF)

8. "I love...cake?" -Eric Froman

9. "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze." - Peter (narrating his life)

10. "How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off." - Stewie

11. "It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual'?" -Stewie

12. "Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage." -Eric Cartman

13. "See the pickle. Fear it!!" -me

14. "Behold!! The Mighty Twinkee of Wonders!!" -me

15. "I know what you know, and you know what I know. BUT, you don't know that I know what you know, and I dont know that you know what I know. So, how do we know?" -me

16. "Makin' a smoothie with Bigfoot." -me

17. "Ashley, do what your mom said. You need to dig deep down. OK. You have three holes, so pick one. Then dig deep down to find your center core." -me

18. Jack Sparrow: (Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum) No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: Mark my words, give it an hour maybe two, keep a weather eye out and there will be white sails on that horizon.

19. Chazz(Blades of Glory): No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.

20. Chazz: Personal philosphy? Clothing optional.

21. Chazz: Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner?

22. Chazz: (to Jimmy's voice mail) If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...

23. Jimmy(Blades of Glory): Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

24. Jimmy: I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!

25. Jimmy: (to Katie) I like your... buttons.

26. Jimmy: When I was eight, my dad had me get a circumcision to minimalize air resistance.

27. In front of enormous "Capture The Dream" sign
Chazz: Let's capture the dream.
Jimmy: Capture the-wow I love it. Where'd you come up with that?
Chazz: I have no idea where I came up with that.
Jimmy: Cool.
Chazz: Let's kick some ice.

28. Jimmy: You ruined my dreams!
Chazz: Dreams? Shit, I haven't had one of those in years.
Jimmy: Zip it Chazz, just zip it, or I'll punch you in your crap-lousy face!
Chazz: Hey, this ends tonight!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

29. Ron(Chamber of Secrets): Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

30. "I have to know." -me

31. Forest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

32. Mrs.Gump: You have to do the best with what God gave you.

33. Forest Gump talking to Jenny's grave: "You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny. You'd be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can't read it. I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away."

34. Forest: "And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free."

35. Forest: "Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere."

36. Forest: "Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!"

37. Forest: "Stupid as stupid does."

38. Forest: "You know it's funny what a young man recollects? 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world."

39. Forest: "My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you before you can move on."

40. Jenny: Were you scared in Vietnam?
Forest: Yes. Well, I-I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out... and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was always a million sparkles on the water... like that mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It's so beautiful.
Jenny: I wish I could've been there with you.
Forest: You were.

41. Forest: "That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going."

42. Forest: "I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both."

43. Jenny: Do you ever dream, Forrest, about who you're gonna be?
Forest: Who I'm gonna be?
Jenny: Yeah.
Forest: Aren't-aren't I going to be me?

44. Jenny: "Run, Forest, fun!"

45. Mike from Mystery Science Theatre 300: "There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo."

46. Mike: (about a man who just had his arm ripped off) "And ironically he collapses into an arm chair."

47. Joel from MST3K: What do you want for Christmas, Crow?
Crow: I wanna decide who lives and who dies!

48. Tom Servo from MST3K: "YEAH! WHY AM I CHEERING, I DON'T KNOW, BUT YEAH!"

49. Crow: "This is really something. I don't know what, but it's something."

50. Tom: "Hornets don't make honey … I found out the hard way."


My Personal Philosophies(How I See This Little Blue Bouncy Ball a.k.a The Earth):

1. Don't be a fool wrap your tool.

2. When life gives you lemons, suck them.

3. You only live once.

3. Too young to drink, too old to Trick-or-Treat. (I guess I'm middled aged.)

4. Life is like mystery meat. It is up to you to figure it out.

5. Young people want to get older. Old people want to get younger. I say, "Get on with your lives."

6. I saw one episode of Numbers. It's like a rip-off of CSI, and the show doesn't get into the beginning quick enough. There is too much "side stuff" that does not have anything to do with the problem in the show.

7. We all know that on the 4th of July we, in United Sates of America, celebrate our independence. The only thing is that we don't have that much freedom anymore. In the past decade the government has been slowly taking our rights away. For example freedom of speech is starting to become obsolete. We can't speak out in public, because we either get arrested or condemned for a very long time. Another thing is that the government won't tell us what is really going on in the world. There are too many political parties, and it gets hard determining who is right. I hope that I am not the only one who notices but it seems that our country is turning Communist. If this is the case then our "Four Fathers" fought for nothing, because we are so wrapped up in the what's happening that we are losing our morals.

8. What I like about digital cameras is that they allow us to reminisce instantly.

9. Since when is finger puppet OK as a noun?

10. To me, strangers are family that I haven't met yet.

11. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

12. The really bad people, like muderers, go to Hell. Not the cool parts with the partiers, but the lame one without air conditioning.

13. He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

14. True friends always stab you in the front.

15. Skydiving - Good to the last drop.

16. A penny saved is a congressional oversight.

17. A day without sunshine is like ... night.

18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?

19. Dyslexics of the world untie! (I love this one, because I have Dylexia!!)

20. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

21. Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

22. There is a difference between talking TO your child and talking AT your child.

23. It takes forty-six muscles to frown, but only four to flip them the bird. You do the math.

24. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

25. Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

26. When there's a will, I want to be in it.

27. Everyone has a photographic memory, but some don't have the film or are unable to get it developed.

28. Although, I'm not too fond of the Republican's views, I have to say that there is something to Reaganomics.


My Own Definitions of Every Day American Words:

Fishing(verb): tricking and killing

Hibernation(noun): something we all strive for; a very long state of sleep with no bathroom breaks; bears can pull it off

Spam(noun): 'meat' that never goes bad; annoying advertisements we get in e-mails

Thing(noun): an inanimate object of some orgin (adjective): to describe something that you do not know the name of; 'thingie' can also be used as a modifier

Ironic(adjective): used to describe a situation where everything goes horrible or amazing; the opposite of which you may think will happen; in the case of everything going horribly wrong it is funnier when it happens to someone else; Alanis Morissette song Ironic is a horrible example

Ginormous(adjective): a really big thing of epic proportions


My thoughts on movies I have seen:

The Lake House:

Since the two people in the movie could communicate with each other (threw a mail box) in different times I am going to some how find a mail box that is a port-hole to hell, and send myself a note telling me to wait until it comes out on DVD. This is how I would write the note thing.

Dear Beth, It's me well actually you. I am from the future 3 weeks from today. We have space suits and flying cars. There will be robots that do what you tell them to do. You will start to get food powers which will let you turn things into food.

Love: yourself

P.S.-Don't see the lake house. Wait until it comes out on DVD.

Well, how did you like that? Try finding a mail box port-hole to hell thingie, and send yourself a note. Play a prank on yourself.

Forest Gump:

Everyone has to admit that this was an instant classic when it first hit the theatres. It has a way of touching your soul and jerking those tears right from your eyes. It brought out the old traditions of the south in a good light. Like the close ties/relationships of poeople in their community, southern charm and hospitality, and amazing food. I come from souther/western part of Georgia, and I was raised to be a "Southern Belle". My family roots come from Alabama just like our beloved Forest.

Forest Gump is not all that smart, but he has a bigger heart than most people. He grew up at the time the Civil Rights Movement was comming to an end, and war in Vietnam began to happen. He never judges anyone. He has an innocence about him that is infectious to us. While our country was going through dramatic changes, he did not let any of that break him.

In my opinion, I think that Tom Hanks did an excelent job at portraying him. Forest Gump will always be the heart of America.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age:

I have just seen this movie. If you were to give me one word to describe it, I would reply "Briliant". This was a sectacular movie. It captured the essence of the time period as well as the mood perfectly. Cate Blanchett portrayed her magnifcantly.

This movie was very accurate with the traditions and values as well. It also brought out how women were looked down upon. This displayed how much courage an strength Elizabeth had. I give this movie four stars.

I am Legend:

It wasn't what I, along with several other viewers, was expecting it to be. However, I was still left in awe. This movie brings out some very realistic and possible theories. That is what got to me the most.

Will Smith plays a man name Robert, who thinks that he is the last man on Earth, with the exception of his dog, Sam. He is also trying to find a cure for the disease as well. During this lonely time and fear, he lightens it up with some comic relief. He communicates with mannequins that he has set up at various parts of New Yourk City.

99.9 percent of the world population was infected with an air born disease, causing them to become sort of like zombies. The disease mutated from a strain of measles, which were used as a cure for cancer in 2009. The concept obviously backfired, leaving 90 percent of the world dead from the virus, 9 percent infected with it, and less than 1 percent imune to it by 2012. With the current threat of a world wide flu pandemic, something similar to this is possible, minus the zombie thing.

This is a very entertaining movie to see that has a fantastic core plot. I don't recommend this for dog lovers though. Well, after seeing this movie, I came to a conclusion. If a cure for cancer is created in the near future, I'm going to take my chances with cancer.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets:

When I first saw the previews for this film I thought, "Oh, God! Another one of those Disney sequels." The best on going series of box office hit movies that Disney has pulled off was Pirates of the Caribbean. So, I had that glimpse of hope that it would be just as great, not like Lion King 3 1/2 for example.

It turned out to be awesome, but not worth watching over and over again like POTC. Riley was sexier than ever, and there was some drama going on between Ben and Abby. Those were amazing factors to accompany the movie. The plot line was full of action, and, to top things all together, it stayed true to History.

I was very impresed with beginning starting out with the ending of the American Civil War. It was realistic and easy to understand for someone who doesn't know very much about said war. The person who played John Wilkes Books, Lincoln's assasinator, strikingly looked exactly like the original guy's photo. With the conspiracy twist, it made me go, "Hmmmm..."


How I feel about the existance of extraterrestrial life:

I was just watching a video on youtube that had a slide show of alien pictures. Some of the comments PISSED me off. I have to admitt. A lot of these photos seem fake, but I do believe that aliens exist.

OK. Earth. For every grain of sand on this planet there are 1 billion stars. We haven't even searched a whole grain!! Even bacteria from other planets can be considered extraterrestrial. Our universe is expanding faster than ever now. There are trillions of planets out there, and the possibility that life exists out there is ginormous.

Europa(one of Jupiter's moons) has evidence of water on it. The outer surface of this moon is frozen, but scientists think that there may be life under there. If that's true then the next question would be: Inferior or Superior life? We could have galactical 'nextdoor neighbors' and know nothing about them.

Another thing is that UFO/alien sightings have increased dramaticaly in the past five years, and the government is ignoring and covering it up. Statistics state that one out of seven people in the world will, or has or knows someone who's had at least a CE-1(close encounter of the first kind). Ufologists(people who's profession is studying the UFO/alien phenomena) around the world are saying that in the near future there will be a massive alien encounters.

This is something we cannot ignore. They have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. My theory is that they are planning to truely show themselves to us. Since we've started getting more technologically advanced, they are beginning to understand that we are becomming capable of doing extrordinary things. This can pose a threat to them and they can pose a threat to us. My biggest fear is when this day comes, we won't have the right authorities handling this situation. Especially, since this planet's countries cannot get along with each other.

Another theory is that our planet is already envolved in something like a "Galactic Federation", according to David Icke(author of the Bigest Secret). He believes it's through all these secret societies like the Free Masons, Skull and Bones, Priory of Sion, Eastern Star, and Bilderberg. To me this theory makes a lot of sense. They keep several secrets passed down for several years.

I know that you are probably laughing your ass off right now, because your maturity level is so low that you cannot ponder different things that may question your belief system. Believing in UFOs/aliens has a lot to do with your intelligence, cultural beliefs, race, and even your upbringing. The steriotipical idea of a person who is a 'believer' is someone who is a 'farmer' or some 'uneducated person'. I find this to be complete bull shit.

It's society's fault that speaking of 'such things' is taboo and sacreligious. No it's not. Think about it; no one criticizes anything about what's on TV these days, or who's doing whatIt seems when sensitive topics are brought up(i.e politics, religion, UFO/aliens, etc.) that people push the idea away, not wanting to hear a thing about it. Is our planet so afraid to know the truth? Maybe this is why our government keeps so many things from us. I bet that you would get a kick out of this. There is more evidence proving that aliens exsist than God, himself. Just take this idea in. You can't see God, but you believe in him. How about gohsts? Can believing in UFOs/aliens not be the same?

Well, my point is that it is the MOST egotistical, ignorrant, and closed minded way for a human being to think that we are the only superior life form in this universe. People, they are here. We are just as alien to them as they are to us. Get over it, stop living in your own world, pull that stick out from your prissy little ass and open your eyes for once.


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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
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You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice no. 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no. 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


You know you're a 90's kid if...

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You've worn shorts and felt stylish

You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club

You used to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons

You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

You remember boom boxes v.s. CD players

You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and or collected "Pogs"

You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger

You owned a Skip

You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere - Tamagotchi ring a bell?

You watched the ORIGINAL Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You thought Brain woud finally take over the world

2 words ... SPICE GIRLS

You can remember dance tunes such as "Mr. Vain"...

You remember watching Live and Kicking

You read "Shout," "Miss" and occassionally "J17!"

You had light up sneakers or "blinkers" for slang.

Wait Wait...let's not forget OLD NICK shows...Alex Mac, Salute Your Shorts, My Brother and Me, Rocko's Modern Life, the ORIGINAL Rugrats, DOUG!! Cousin Skeeter, Hey Arnold, Clarissa Explains it All, The OLD All That, Pete and Pete yeah the OLD nick days rules


Name? Sara Elizabeth M. (I go by Beth the nickname of my middle name)

Were you named after anyone? I was named after a Fleetwood Mac song called Sara

Do you like your name? I guess so. It's meaningful...somehow.

Were you adopted? No

Siblings? Older brother, younger brother and sister

Eyes? Hazel. Sometimes green, sometimes brown.

Hair Color? platinum bonde I guess

Height? 5'1 and a half (I'm short and proud) The perfect hight for Beckett. LOL!!

Hobbies? top 5: writting, reading, walking, talking on the phone, and creating random crafts with everyday house hold items(I think I might invent a new type of art...Hmmmmm...) LOL!!

Fondest Moment? Sitting on the beach at midnight at one with the ocean.

Proudest Moment? I am a strong woman and men will no longer push me around.

Choice of Indulgence? The internet and shows as in music (metal/punk/screamo/indie)

Black or White? Both. I find using both is quite classy.

Pink or red? Pink!! Baby!!

Blue or Light Blue? It depends on how I'm feeling, or what I'm doing.

Die or Kiss a Spider? Kiss a spider.

Die or Lose Your Hearing? I would die if I couldn't listen to music!

Dogs or Cats? 3 dogs and a black cat

Hugs or Kisses? I will take both, please:0)

Happy endings or sad and depressing endings? Happy ending, but somtimes my idea for a happy ending isn't for others.

Summer or Winter? I love winter. Christmas and snow. It's all so romantic.

Favorite Smell? The cinamon and apple smell of my great aunt's house.

Favorite song? There are way too many to choose from.

First thing you notice in a guy? Their face, hair, and smile. (He must have almost perfect teeth.)

Last thing you ate? sushi

Last person you talked on the phone with? Olivia

Last Thing You Purchased? Kystals. LOL! They're called White Castle up in the Northern part of the USA.

Last Thing you said? I would trade my grandma in for an evening with the Commodore. ;)

Last Movie you saw at a movie theater? Inception

You wear glasses or contacts? No. The doctor says I have 20/20 vision. I can read the last two lines on that thing you read.

Hat size? I don't know. I just pick one up.

Shoe size? 7

Least favorite part on your body? I'm small/slim but I'm curvy like a crazy straw and I have unruly curly hair. In this day and age I'm not considered "attractive" in this country. I'm not an Amazon or some fucking cheerleader preppy bitch. lol

Least favorite part about yourself? When I go through a hard emotional time, I tend to blame the whole situation on myself. It makes somethings harder to get over, and can make me sick.

Least Favorite Food(s)? I'm alergic to onions. I hate certain type of peppers, and bread & buttler pickles

Least favorite clothing company? Walmart

Favorite clothing company? Mod Cloth, American Eagle, Hollister, Old Navy, Kunacans, Pac Sun, and Hot Topic(I don't like the giant gothic pants with chains, well not for me. It looks cool on other people, who make it work.).

If you were a crayon what color would you be? coral

Do you think you are strong? I am strong mentally and slighty phisically. OK to be honest, I lost to a 7 year old in arm wresteling. I can't help it. I'm skin and bones. I am no pencil. I am simply a crazy straw.

Do you think you are pretty? I guess so.

Do you think? My mind thinks faster than me. I think about several things at once. Yet, I am quite absent minded.

Would you bungee jump? Sure

Would you become a vegetarian? Maybe.

Would you dye your hair a different color? I want to have pink in it.

Would you go skinny dipping? Hell Yeah!! I've already been skinny dipping. It feels free. LOL!

When was the last time you cried? Last night...

When was the last time you hit someone? I smacked Chriss in the arm in Walmart. He laughed too loud at this silly looking baby I pointed out. XD

When was the last time you were on fanfic? On it right now.

What do you hate the MOST? hypocrits, and absolutely fucked up people who harm others and living things

Who do you hate the most? Ignorant and unjust human beings.

What else do you hate the most? People who try to crush other peoples' dreams.

What are you wearing right now? My PJs. tank top and pyjama bottoms with cresent moons, stars, and clouds.

What are you listening to right now? Fences by Pheonix

What ice-cream flavor do you like the best? golden vanilla icecream home made or I go to the Marble Slab and get pepermint, rum, and coconut mixed together. YUM

What is your favorite chocolate company? Hersheys

Do you have kids? Nope.

Do you unite your shoes after wearing them? Sometimes. I mix it up. I like variaty in life. Say no to schedules.

Do you use sarcasm? Uh no. (said in sarcastic over tones) So yes. LOL!!

Do you swear? Fuck yeah. LOL!! LMAO!!

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The Fortunate Mistress by hungry-student reviews
The Armada wins and the pirates are scattered. Floating among the debris of the final battle, Lord Beckett finds Elizabeth Swann... M-rated - Beckabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,538 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When Irish Eyes Are Crying by Velvet Storm reviews
The war is over and Voldemort was defeated but there are no celebrations. All who fought perished save for Ginny and one other person that she still can't believe she rescued. What will happen when two enemies find only they can comfort each other now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 300,882 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
Ways to Drive Commodore James Norrington Insane by Luthien Saralonde reviews
Catherine Tuttle, socialite and mischief maker, devises a list to wreak havoc in the life of our dear Commodore James Norrington. Humor, light romance later on. Read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009 - James N.
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Life In Bloom by Mlle Reisz reviews
NorringtonOC. PostCotBP. Elizabeth and Will have disappeared from Port Royal and the story follows Norrington and a shy young lady named Sophia Howard. Can Sophia coax James out of his depression? Or is James destined to be miserable & alone? Ch 27 now up
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,218 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/18/2007 - James N.
Passage of Time by jelibeanne reviews
PreDMC. Cutler Beckett attempts to woo the younger sister of his best friend. The results are not quite what he expected.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,977 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Cutler B.
The Mahogany Table by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
Luna has a new obsession and watching her work on it is driving George mad! But the families are due in an hour for dinner...what's a man to do? When your George Weasley, the answer is simple...be as naughty as possible! Warn:Chapter 2 is much more mature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - George W., Luna L.
Beth and Meg at World's End by Captn-Shamrock reviews
We return once again to our characters, along with Meg and Beth, on the quest to rid the world of Lord Cutler Beckett while first retrieving Captain Jack Sparrow out of Davy Jones’ Locker. Please read all our other PotC parodies before this!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,890 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/18/2007
Chasing Norrington by Coraline's3 reviews
The tale of Miss. Caroline Gent and her journey at capturing the attentions of Admiral Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - James N.
Chaos In the Rigging by Tarlea reviews
Table of Contents in profile. A collection of one-shots and drabbles in response to prompts over at the Broken Compass Forum. All topics and all characters including Elizabeth and Estrella, Norrington, Willabeth, M&M, P&R, Dalypso, Mercer, Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009
Bitterly Ever After by The Dork of York reviews
Stella Bell was a witch and a bastard, striving for gentility on Tortuga. James Norrington was an angry drunkard desirous of revenge. Both were bitter as bile, and certainly didn't expect to be friends. Funny ol' world, innit? NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 303,209 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James N. - Complete
Somewhere Along the Way by TheLadyofSlytherin reviews
She was obnoxiously persistent. If he had not realized the totality of that while she was student, her unfailingly consistent attempts to befriend him had beaten the fact into his head. To his chagrin, it had worked. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Spell Check by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Hermione spends some time at the Burrow and takes a job at Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Oh the possibilities! Post DH with some adjustments and definite spoilers. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,230 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Meet The Parents by angelically-devilish reviews
Remus/Hermione/Sirius - Hermione expected disaster. What she got was something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Love of Friends by hermoine snape reviews
The Ministry has placed a marriage law in order to repopulate the declining wizarding world. Love of Friends will help those in need. One couple will face the hardest time of their lives. Will the friendship bloom into love or will it fall apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Yours Forever by LoveHGSS reviews
Remus and Hermione are trying to make things work out right, but what happens when the choice to stay together is taken out of their hands? Will they come out on top? Read to find out! RL/HG. Lemons with a plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
North Star by SlytherinDearie reviews
Commodore Norrington made it his life to protect people, why should his afterlife be any different? NorrieOC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/4/2006 - James N. - Complete
One For Sorrow by damsel-in-stress reviews
Cutler Beckett's childhood was not a happy one. His own secret friendship and his mothers clandestine love affair make their lives play out like some sort of classic tragedy as they try to keep their secrets from the man they both fear: Cutler's father.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,086 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
Storyteller by PirateZevran reviews
A father tells his children a bedtime story. Post-AWE -- what happens when these events become legends?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
A Martyr's Choice by MorganBonny reviews
Elizabeth has made a wedding promise, but there's nothing she wants more than to break it...at first anyways.Should she do what's right and fall in love with James?Or will her heart follow the pirate blacksmith that so deftly stole it away? Canon CotBP
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Molly Weasley's Secret by snarkysweetness reviews
Everyone finds out just exactly how the Weasley’s managed to get by with seven children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shared Destinies by amightypenguin reviews
Marriage Law fic. Not HBP/DH compliant. Forced together because of a law Voldemort has put into effect, Hermione and Remus try to hold onto their friendship while faced with Dark Lords, jealous friends, and more werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,844 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Highwayman Came Riding by Lyra Lupin reviews
James Norrington is reinstated as a R.N. Captain, but he regrets his failure to marry. By chance, he decides to take a dangerous young woman, Lady Cunningham as his wife. Can James win his wife's affections and catch a highwayman before its too late?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,088 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - James N.
Nervous Much? by orpsgod reviews
James and Elizabeth fluffy little thing. AU plot bunny that held me at gun..er..carrot point and forced me to write. Please read and comment.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The King's Commodore by Thorsten P. Ziegler reviews
Inspired by the ballad "The House Carpenter" highly recommend you listen to any version of it on youtube or elsewhere before or while you read this . Will returns from years at sea with an offer for Elizabeth. Willabeth & one-sided Norribeth. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
FanFiction Ruined My Life by BG Sparrow reviews
After getting rejected by my college to enter the only major I really wanted to do, I start to blame my obsession with Pirates for why I was too distracted to do my best. Jack & Co. don't take it lightly when I tell them I want to stop writing, however...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Indecent Exposure by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Flash of Green by mynameisgirl reviews
James Norrington post his AWE death. James sees Elizabeth one last time. Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Legends by auri mynonys reviews
Sequel to Ruthless. Mercer is on a mission to claim a valuable treasure known as the Hand, and Lord and Lady Beckett are dabbling in the dark arts to heal old wounds and rid the English Empire of piracy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,128 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Cutler B.
Drifting by DancingWithOceanWaves reviews
Anger and stress caused by society lead James and Chrissy back to the island. Though they don't know it, this trip may cost them something more precious to them than their lives. Can they endure this storm, or will they crumble? Part two of 'Washed Up'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,245 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - James N.
A Series of Firsts by Larael reviews
Vignettes detailing the blossoming romance between Elizabeth and James Norrington. Vignette 12 earns this a T rating. COMPLETE! Please read & review! No flames allowed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,085 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
What Mischief Lurks Within the Hedge Maze? by orpsgod reviews
I don't normally write Norribeth, but that is exactly what this is. Imagine for this story that Will Turner never existed. Please don't look at me like that. Rated T with caution. nothing graphic but more than likely suggestive. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2009 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Proving A Negative by muted hitokiri reviews
AU COTBP: Will frees Jack without declaring his love, and Elizabeth marries Norrington. Set roughly 18 months after Jack and Will escape, Will returns to Port Royal to make Elizabeth an offer. Norribeth with some Willabeth thrown in. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
As You Were by angelically-devilish reviews
Valentine's Day - the bane of Hermione Granger's existence. Until someone unexpected shows her the finer points of the day of lover's bliss. SMUT'N'FLUFF! Do not read if you're underage. RL/HG oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Little Pleasures by orpsgod reviews
Little one shot of James enjoying a few minutes with his long neglected Dauntless.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - James N. - Complete
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,244 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
I Loved Her First by spellwrite reviews
SONG-FIC! She would always be his daughter, his baby girl, no matter who she decided to give her heart to - no matter how hard it would be to watch her love a pirate. Just a short ONE-SHOT.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
RumRunner: Diary of a Pirate by pyr0 reviews
A collection of journal entries from Norrington, Jack, and others.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Children of the Caribbean by Emawei reviews
Short stories about the characters we love, as children.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bond of Love by Lord Commodore Norry reviews
The sequel to my story, 'A New Life.' Antoinette Norrington, expectant and supposedly single, sets out to find her husband. New friends and enemies are going to be introduced. Set durring DMC. Story better than summary. Rated for saftey.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,135 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Cutler B., James N.
The End of the Beginning by Vintagegirl1912 reviews
The Norrington children will face many challenges ahead. Will they all find true love and have a happy ending like their parents?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - James N.
Ode to James Norrington by DazzledByNorrington reviews
An ode to my favorite character in POTC Wrote during chemistry, reviews appreciated!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - James N. - Complete
Pirate Puppet Pals by Lord Commodore Norry reviews
Parody of Harry Potter Puppet Pals. All of your favorite Pirates, in puppet form, performing in the Potter Puppet Pals adventures such as, 'bothering snape,' and 'the mysterious ticking noise.' Feel free to review. rated for safety.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
A Lost Memoir by Changgirl reviews
James Norrington writes from the grave about his life. An insight into his actions from a somewhat different POV. Reviews welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - James N. - Complete
The Darker Side Of The Heart by Coraline's3 reviews
What if Brenna McEllister hadn't run to James? What if she had obeyed? What if she had fulfilled her duty? These what if's are now reality as Brenna must face the terror which has become her life with Lord Beckett at her side.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,777 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
My Siren by ToryTigress92 reviews
Sequel to Frustration following the events of the POTC films, Lord Beckett is pursuing the crew of the Black Pearl, searching specifically for one person- and its not Jack. But will Elizabeth be able to hide her secret from him, when they meet again?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,162 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - [Cutler B., Elizabeth S.] Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Jack To The Future : A Random Chronicle by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Suppose Jack found that Fountain of Youth, and it worked. What historical events might he have witnessed, or even participated in? Here's some possibilities. Posted in the order I think of them, rather than when they happened. Chapters are rated K - T.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,609 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Rise and Fall of Commodore James Norrington by damsel-in-stress reviews
A series of one-shots featuring James Norrington, officer, pirate and gentleman. More long drabbles than anything else. Contains one-sided Norribeth and moderate angst. Please R&R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - James N., Elizabeth S.
ρïɾατεṡ øƒ τhε сαɾïввεαṉ сhɾïṡτṃαṡ сαɾølṡ by invisiblemirage reviews
A collection of hilarious POTC Christmas carols to sing when you want a new Christmas carol. Post wherever, just give me credit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007
Memories by orpsgod reviews
An elderly James finds a treasure he thought was lost long ago. Angst to be sure. A bit vague you say? Guess you'll just have to read it then won't you. Comments are appreciated.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - James N. - Complete
Soft Side by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Cutler Beckett did have a soft side, but only one creature on this earth ever saw it...Oneshot, please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Magic Porthole by jbduenweg reviews
When Jade Donnelson finds a special mirror which leads her into Lord Beckett's world, everything comes crashing down on her and her friends. Beckett/OC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,644 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
In Your Eyes by Katerzzzz reviews
Before during and after PotC, follows story of James Norrington and Cutler Beckett. Both cool characters, and I thought they needed a bit of love in their lives.So here it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - James N., Cutler B.
If You Were Gay by hurricane1714 reviews
Complete crack!fic. Jack comes to visit Will to explain that it would be okay is Will was gay. Will is feeling confused, because he is NOT gay. So why is Jack explaining this to him. One-sided implied J/W. AU-ish.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Commodore's Redemption by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Almost underhandedly, James finally wins Elizabeth's hand in marriage. In a battle of wills, the Commodore finds a frighteningly worthy opponent. But love can be found in the most unexpected of circumstances. James/Eliz/Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
When In Doubt, Vote Jack Sparrow! by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Just a lil' Election Day madness! Jack Sparrow is the newly elected President of the United States! Who's his Vice President? And who's Wanda? And why is Jack being attacked by fangirls? America will never be the same! VERY FUNNY! RANDOM! ONE-SHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
A new life by Lord Commodore Norry reviews
Sequel to 'My marriage to Beckett.' Beckett and I are now Lord and Lady Beckett, and go through many obstacles in our marriage, and maybe, a new family addition? R&R. Set during CotBP. Story better than summary. Enjoy! Rated for safety. Babys are born!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,119 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
James and His Midnight Visitor by orpsgod reviews
Will probably wind up being an angsty little tearfest. James and Elizabeth. Character death. Not sure about the rating so I'm saying M just to be safe. Please read and comment
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,903 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Magnetic Moment by kalina-blue reviews
FWHG My take on the marriage law, but I created a loophole. A story about the beginning of Fred and Hermione's relationship and their struggle to be accepted by their friends and families. Will they be able to prove that opposites do attract?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,218 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Band Geeks Back In Time with Harry Potter by S.Lott reviews
Three band geeks travel back in time with harry potter characters that came alive during the time traveling. They land in Pirates time and meet up with the crew of the Black Pearl. They must save Will Turner from the horrible fate of the Dutchman. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007
The Lord's Cane by Leila Data reviews
Admiral Norrington has a strange admiration for Lord Beckett, but is surprised to find himself feeling a bit more... Set during AWE, Slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2008 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by One Shot Wonders reviews
Norrington comes to a conclusion.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - James N. - Complete
Dear friend help me, I've fallen for the sea by tarien en' ohta reviews
HIATUS--All men are drawn to the sea, perilous though it may be." I agree, but what happens when the sea falls for you? Dear friend help me, I've fallen for the sea...the story of our favorite Captain's daughter. ON HIATUS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - James N.
Why Am I Surrounded by Sexy Beasties? by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
What happens when 3 best friends are thrown into the Pirate world when there's no Elizabeth, a romance with Norrington, and where Will never stabs the heart? The Caribbean will never be the same, mate! VERY FUNNY! AWE spoilers! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Apple of My Eye by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Jack finds a mysterious shinny box called an Ipod. What exactly is it? Can you eat it? Does it give you powers? It's up to Will and Gibbs to find out. ONE-SHOT! VERY FUNNY! R & R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Red Silk Dress by Sparrows Magician reviews
Her legs squeezed together and her skirt revealed a smooth long right leg. She quickly backed all the way up to wall. She brought her knees up and wrapped her arms around them. Jack Sparrow... Sparrabeth Post: DMC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,506 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Harry's Internal Fire by iluvpottering reviews
Hermione just thought she knew Harry Potter. What she witnesses between Harry and Ginny changes her mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Norrington Vignettes by Proud Titania reviews
Commodore James Norrington has a very complex life that the average moviegoer knows little about. Updated: Norrington gets a makeover!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006
I Promise by Harpo2112 reviews
"I love you, Abby, my Abby. I want you to be my wife" He whispers. Her smile softens, as she continues strokes his cheek tenderly. NorryOC Pre-CotB to DMC and AWE ON HIATUS
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James N.
Footprints on the Shore by DancingWithOceanWaves reviews
Sequal to The Thorns of a Rose. Samuel is growing into a troubled young man, and Misty and Theodore have finally started a life together. Story better than summary! Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,235 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - James N.
Kraken'd by xylot3 reviews
Slash, CRACK. Can be regarded as DMC fic. It's random. It's bad. It's half-rape, half-smut. Kraken is in the mood and DJ turns him down, so he gets desperate. Chap2: Will/Jack/Norrington/Kraken.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kraken - Complete
In Remembrance by Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess reviews
Happy 1 year anniversary, POTC! This is dedicated to all those brave souls that didn't make it to see today.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
POTC Truth or Dare by zookeper1 reviews
Truth or Dare with your favorite POTC characters, R&R Submit Dare ideas and charcters i don't have that i should. This is my first fic but flame it if you want. I forgot that I had written this story but it's all good now, Updates will follow soon.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Ron's A Loser! by Lyrix reviews
PreHBP. Prophecies! Sex Gods! Unicorns! Mystery and Suspense! Ridiculous Couples! And oh my GOD, an update! A NEW CHAPTER, OMGZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 7/19/2005
Come Sail Away by MinaSeraphina reviews
Eric stayed in Africa for much longer than he planned. When he decides to return to the U.S. he discovers that he can't "go home again", ends up in Chicago and becomes the somewhat reluctant roommate to Jackie Burkhart... with unexpected results. COMPLETE
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,439 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jackie B., Eric F. - Complete
When love interferes by My True Love reviews
Christine is a poor girl that lives in Port Royal, the day she met the dashing James Norrington changed her life. Lots of romance, adventure and humour. Contains our lovely pirate captain in further chapters...please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,104 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - James N. - Complete
Ruthless by auri mynonys reviews
Beckett ruthlessly pursues a woman who has made it clear she does not want him. BeckettOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 129,639 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Beckett's First Easter by Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess reviews
Our dear Lord Beckett is forced to celebrate Easter for the first time. This was written for fun, so I hope you all enjoy reading it. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
PotC In 663 Words by xylot3 reviews
Exactly what the title says. Pirates in a nutshell. Bad grammar a guarantee.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
The Heart of the Ocean by Vintagegirl1912 reviews
I fell in so deep, and could not stop it. I fell so deeply in love with Admiral James Norrington. But little did I know what fate had planned for us...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,825 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - James N.
The Best Pirate I’ve Ever Seen by piewacket reviews
James and Katherine Norrington indulge in a game of Captured Commodore and Evil Pirate Wench. This is a one shot for The Fireplace Writing Challenge #2: OCs.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - James N. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Love Him, Love Death by Lollipop456 reviews
Emily and Rebecca Worthington are two highsociety sisters in Port Royal. But when they each marry James Norrington and Cutler Beckett, are they even aware of the dangers they are putting themselves in? Possibly. Do they care? No...NorringtonxOC BeckettxOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 47,171 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
The Lost Commodore by Lahara reviews
Commodore James Norrington has lost so much that was important to him. However, Natania Raphael has little important to herself. Drawn across over time and space, with James stuck in 21st century America and Natania dealing with a fictional character.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,731 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - James N.
Welcome Home by Falcon Green reviews
James Norrington, post-AWE, launched into modern day Blackwater Falls, Ohio. NorringtonOC, his caretaker becomes his love as he faces life in the real world. Funny in the tradition of SpacePotato.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Stuck in the Dark by Angelic Prophecy reviews
Sequel to Stuck! Lyssie Matthew's life is instantly changed when she's kidnapped. What will happen when a familiar face returns for revenge, and what will Riley do to save her? Complete
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Thorns of a Rose by DancingWithOceanWaves reviews
Sequal to 'Prisoner of Emotions' James and Sarah have finally escaped, but what happens when an unexpected family member comes to live with them, and just might accidentally bring trouble with her? Better than it sounds. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,513 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - James N. - Complete
Till My Ghastly Tale Is Told by ConcertiGrossi reviews
Admiral Theodore Groves, now an old man, finds an eager audience for his wild tales of the supernatural.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
A Divine Meeting by EverythingStopsForTea reviews
The Black Pearl picks up a young girl a drift at sea, leaving the former Commodore to look after her. NorringtonOC. Takes place during Dead Man's Chest, later leading into At world's end.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - James N.
Joined for Eternity by Vintagegirl1912 reviews
Lord Beckett and Dutchess Beckett have returned. Now all that remains is to form the alliance with Davy Jones to end piracy. And along these months, James and Isabella will face many trials, will this end their undying love or will it live on?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,566 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
Callisto and Calypso: The Sea Sisters by Rose Lillian Marshall reviews
Lord Cutler Beckett asks Will Turner to find the sea goddess Callisto. He finds her and brings her back. Callisto is angry with Beckett at first. But what happens when Beckett falls for her, but Callisto's love for the sea intervenes? Written by Miranda.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Cutler B., James N.
In Your Dazzling Blue Eyes by zillac reviews
DISCONTINUED /see profile/ An obsessive fangirl would do anything to bring her favorite, James Norrington, back to life. She would even make a deal with the untrusted Calypso! But what happens when she is distracted from her mission by, no duh: The Legendary Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
200 Ways to Anger Lord Beckett by Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess reviews
Just what the title says! No, I don't own anything. Please R&R! these are all hopefully original ideas that I came up with. Used to be '1oo Ways..'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Unfounded Love by daydreamer8301 reviews
Brought together by necessity, Miranda Andrews and James Norrington reach an accord, but find a life that neither expected. This is their story. AU after the first movie NorringtonOC COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,997 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - James N. - Complete
Madame Les Guilottine by tragicroyal reviews
MarieAntoinette's final moments,my POV.
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
A Pirate's Night Before Christmas by Kellyangel1 reviews
my retelling of the Night Before Christmas Pirates of the Caribbean style
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Season 8 Redo by tanith75 reviews
A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. ED JH never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here! No, you're not imagining things. I actually updated.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 293,037 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006
Pirates of the Caribbean Spoof by FoxyandIndiana reviews
Will Turner... GAY! Elizabeth Swann... STUPID! NORRINGTON... Sexy! Captain Barbossa... LIZZY BARBOOBIES! What kind of crazy world do we live in here! This is a parody of the first pirates movie, read and enjoy hopefully
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007
Young and Restless by Vintagegirl1912 reviews
Four years have passed...James and Isabella are more in love and united than ever. Lord Beckett is still a dark shadow over Isabella.. and soon enough a new enemy will arrive to Port Royal...and along with Beckett can possibly destroy James and Isabella?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,065 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
Prisoner of Emotions by DancingWithOceanWaves reviews
What if James didn't die in the third movie? Part of James' past is brought up, and might end up saving his life. Sorry, I'm not good at summaries. Please read and review! This is my first fanfic!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - James N. - Complete
The IllFated Queen by Coraline's3 reviews
[Marie Antoinette] Duchess Caroline de Orleans is, at first, skeptical about the new heir to the French throne, Marie Antoinette. But what happens when the two collide into a deep relationship of friendship that erupts into scandal and numerous affairs?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007
Well Earned by lydia the eleventh reviews
ONESHOT. AU, PostCotBP. James and Elizabeth share a quiet moment after thirtythree years of marraige. Unapologetic Norribeth fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Firstborn by lydia the eleventh reviews
ONESHOT. PostAWE. The ghosts which are the most haunting are those that she only hears in her little boy's quiet voice, or sees in his ramrodstraight spine. Elizabeth and her son struggle to come to terms with burdens, promises, and inheritances.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Little Lordie by GreenWood Elf reviews
“Lord, eh?” she said, creeping close until her breath whispered across his brow and sent a shiver dashing up his spine. “Well you’re mine now. Mine! My little pet, my little lordie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,758 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Paths That Join by Coraline's3 reviews
Lord Norrington is his father in looks and charm, but he has vowed to not marry a woman of wealth and status. But, what happens when a woman whose name sends tingles down his spine and their paths, it seems, have joined by something greater than fate?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,999 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Elizabeth S., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Resurrection by jelibeanne reviews
Post AWE. Spoilers, so be warned. Waking up in the home of an unknown woman, James struggles to remember what happened upon the Flying Dutchman and strives to find out how he came to be in her care. NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,911 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - James N. - Complete
Ways to annoy Norrington! by Lord Commodore Norry reviews
Title says all! Feel free to give me ways to annoy him! R&R! You will enjoy! Rated for safety.Last chapter has instructions on how to make your own Norrington doll.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - James N. - Complete
Norrington's Payback by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Pals Jack and James discover, and discuss, 'Get' and 'Sparrabeth' fics. PG13 for adult themes, albeit no real slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Hearts Across the Sea by Spacebabie reviews
The Sequel to the Chosen. James Norrington's time off has been cut short when he received a new mission. A frightening dream leads his friends to set sail after him in an adventure involving several myths of the sea.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,340 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - James N. - Complete
Pirates VS Ninja's by phantomrose23 reviews
Jack is chased by fangirls, Elizabeth's butt can spin like mad, and we learn that Will cannot be trusted in an emergancy situation. What happens when Jack is pummled by adoring fans? Who comes to the rescue but an international man of mystery, Yeah baby!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
All good stories start at sea by fallanydeeper reviews
Bella Norrington has travelled to Port Royal to meet with her brother but what will she find when she gets there. First POTC fic so please R&R. Rated T for safety, will edit if needs be in the future.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Cutler B.
Pieces of the Heart by Vintagegirl1912 reviews
Sequal to Be with you til the end.Isabella Norrington finally gave birth...she is heartbroken because she thinks James is dead...and Lord Cutler Beckett has returned to claim a certain treasure.PLEASE R&R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
Destiny 2: Our Angel by BirdieTitus16 reviews
COMPLETE! So Norry and Robin have their child but what happens when Beckett and Tia Dalma sent it to 2007 just newborn and a decent of Robin gets it? And will everything turn into crap when they return? R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
We're not in Singapore? by Shae Elven Heart reviews
Two girls get the surprise of their lives when certain people randomly show up on their doorstep. Insanity and hilarity ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
Reversed! by SilverstartheWaterbender reviews
Mary's parents are away, and she and her friends are ready for two weeks of piratey goodness. They should be careful what they wish for, as five 18th century partycrashers find themselves in Mary's closet! Rated T, JxM, NorringtonxOc This oughta be good!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007
The Lists of PotC by Valentine Vampire reviews
Obsession lists, things you can learn from PotC, and more. Updated! Fourth chapter is up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Sailor Boy by Smenzer reviews
James and Elizabeth talk of the future and the missing Will Turner. Oneshot. ElizabethJames
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
The End Of A Generation by Coraline's3 reviews
Brenna is forced to spend eight months with Lord Beckett and her husband along with a few thousand soldiers. But tragic events take hold and Brenna is forced to show more courage than any other woman of her time...R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
The Perils of MarySues by purplediamond7 reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow confronts the most dangerous enemy of all... a MarySue! Okay, now a lot more than one!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Unravelled and Undone by articfoxarticfox reviews
Norribeth. PostCotBP, AU. If Will had not confessed his love at the attempted hanging of Jack Sparrow, how would Elizabeth's life have been different?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Fate Intervenes by Coraline's3 reviews
James is dead. Brenna has crumbled. Lord Beckett is back. What will happen when Brenna searches for James and realizes her greatest fear...that she just might be stuck with both men for the rest of her life...R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Sandy Beaches by FrankNFurter75 reviews
This is about a woman who was the only survivor from when her ship mysteriously sank, and drifted to deserted island. She was barely alive, when a man found her ashore. It was none other than Cutler Beckett
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Cutler B.
Pirates of the Caribbean Truth or Dare! by Akutoresu reviews
Ask Liz, Jack, Will, and a special guest to do a dare or answer a question truthfully I have a lie detector! and they will unwillingly do it or answer it! Very funny! Rated T just in case.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,596 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
A Pirate's Life by Island Girls reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow. Elizabeth and Will Turner. Commodore James Norrington. Four people whose pasts were strung together through a series of complex events. Now, their children will embark on an adventure of their own as they too seek a hidden treasure.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,521 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006
Ways To Annoy The Pirate Crew by TrueBlondie reviews
The title says it all....How do annoy your favorite pirates!NOW includes Davy Jones!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
The Treasured Past, And The Gleaming Future by another.fatal.wreck reviews
Life after finding the treasure was all but glamorous to Riley Poole. But when Riley is invited to a Gates family reunion, he is pulled into another revitting adventure, and meets the person that might be able to fill the void in his life. RileyOC
National Treasure - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
and that was called love by She's a Star reviews
[Marie Antoinette] A series of tentative steps toward something like falling.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by Agent047 reviews
Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington switch bodies.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,711 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
To be a Father by Princess Joyce reviews
Takes place after first movie. After pursuing Sparrow for a few months, Norrington captures a pirate ship and finds a sick toddler hiding on board.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - James N.
The Wheel of Destiny by SRWriting34 reviews
Takes place after Dead Man's Chest. Commodore now Admiral Norrington is joined in Port Royal by his sister after their father has passed away. Elizabeth and Will have married. There is more to Jack's compass than meets the eye. WE NO Sparrowbeth!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,974 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
The life they knew by HaloNoir reviews
Epilogue for Changes and Guilt in Time, best read afterwards but doesn't have to be it's v. short!. Will is filled with curiosity about what happened to Elizabeth and James Norrington when he let them go.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
Hope for Love by PirateMistress123 reviews
At a wedding party for Will and Elizabeth, Commodore James Norrington meets a woman that he hasn't seen since they were children. Sorry not good at summaries. Read and review please. I don't own PotC. Rating for sexual content in later chap.[Final Chapter
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,480 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Things Our Beloved Pirates Would Never Say by ImitationPirateShip reviews
Title says it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Keys, a Marie Antoinette story by phantomballerina reviews
Based on the 2006 film. After an arranged marriage, Marie Antoinette and Louis the XVI barely know each other. Will a trip to the countryside develop their friendship? Or will pressures from family and court drive them apart? G rated, one shot romance
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Blessings by GreenWood Elf reviews
After an accident upon the road, Lord and Lady Beckett find themselves stranded and are forced to spend Christmas Eve with a local peasant family. oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Quel est le problème avec des Français? by Mrs.G.F.Handel reviews
A French family moves to Arlin. How will Hank deal? French title, story in English. Means: Whats the Problem With Frenchmen? Chapter 1 of 6.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2007
The Gift by Lyra Lupin reviews
Norrington and OFC. To release his unspent passions, James Norrington has a secret: he plays the violin. Drama, action and beautiful duets unfold helping James to discover love, trust and the true nature of his own heart. FINAL CHPT POSTED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - James N.
Plundering of the Heart by hippiechick7897 reviews
Norrington comes across a woman lost at sea and despite the fact that she doesn’t know who she is, finds he is very intrigued by her. He’s always been a man of honor but how much can the straightlaced Commodore take from this beguiling woman. NorrieFOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,483 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - James N. - Complete
Seeing what I see by FairlightMuse reviews
a wedding night as viewed by a voyeuristic painting. Marriage law inspired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Lights Of Port Royal by dorian dark reviews
Following everyone's favourite Commodore as he tries to pick up the pieces left by Elizabeth's rejection. Groves' younger sister could be just the thing...Non DMC compliant CHAPTER 40 Norrington finds happiness. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,438 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
PotC2 Dead Man’s Chest: The Goofy Musical! by lateBloomer04 reviews
Complete with new epilogue, Welcome to Tortuga. Will's a pirate for real, Lord Beckett welcomes you to the EITC, Jack be 'SAILIN' DIRTY, Elizabeth is an 'Adventurous Girl'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
The Weight of Your Decisions by Jacob Marley reviews
After a drunken night together, Hermione discovers that she's pregnant with Harry's baby. And that's just the beginning of the ninemonth rollercoaster these two friends are riding ... CHAPTER TWENTY IS UP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,880 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For The First Time by Sarmoti reviews
Remus watched her watching him. This had become a part of his daily schedule. He would get up, eat breakfast, read the paper, and then watch her. Remus/Hermione, Sirius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Intimate Vulnerability by Velvet Storm reviews
Hermione finds herself in unexpected trouble and tries to find a way out by herself. What happens when she passes out in the hall of Hogwarts? Who finds her and consequently ends up taking care of her? Will it bring them together or push them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,769 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by Lina Shay reviews
FinishedRatburn never thought there was much more to life than grading papers and making puppets, until he met Rubella.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Comfort by Andrian1 reviews
She had meant to leave him alone, as he sat there. But when she heard him crying she had wanted only to comfort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,673 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Norrington's Special Fic by La Pamplemousse reviews
COMPLETE A fic just for our little Commodore Norrington! Everyone's fallen madly in love with him except for Jack Sparrow! What on earth is going on? Another curse, perhaps?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete
Lilith and Lucifer by Akrae reviews
This is what really happened in Eden, and what roles Yahweh, Lilith, and Lucifer played in teaching humans the ways of life.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004
If Life Were a Box of Chocolates by Booksaboutnothing reviews
A little poem I did for english based on the famous line from Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Complete
You Know You're High When by Theunrightharrypottertim reviews
Harry has a secret ass hole, Draco is pregnant (Ron’s the father), Snape’s in a thong and Hermione disappeared! Slash! Ron/Harry/Draco and Snape/Dumbledore (yes, we are psycho). R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/19/2001
The Innocent Truth reviews
Jack and his daughter are complete oposites. She hates pirates and is with Norry much to his dismay. It's been eight years since they've seen the other. Can these two ever accept each other as family? Takes place during CotBP. WE JNOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2007 - James N., Will T.