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"You do not love her because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her" -Anonymous
News as of
September 12th, 2009
My dear, dear readers, friends, reviewers and authors, I'm going to take the time out my insane schedule to annnounce that I am SO SORRY that I've been gone for so LOONNGGG!! Stories remain incomplete, chapters unpublished, readers left hanging and everyone's sympathy meter dwindling down to a minor 2. Really I am INCREDIBLY sorry! However, I'm not just on vacation as so many of you seem to believe, lol (I can only sit here at my laptop wishing that were the case...). Actually I just started college here in Texas a few weeks ago, and while I am thrilled to be a part of campus life, it also means that I rarely have the time do anything but eat, sleep, do homeowork, and go to band practice. I now thoroughly believe that the term 'swamped' was created by a college student as he/she waded through the rain to his/her classes while thinking about just how much crap they had to get done. Anyway the topic of my rant is not "Just came to college please take pity on me!", but instead something along the lines of, "Have no fear, Beautiful is here! And trying her best to get more things uploaded with less time in between updates than MONTHS! Yay!" So hopefully I will be back in no time with updates on chapter stories FIRST, then one-shot sequels and THEN new stuff! Thanks for being so understanding peoples! : D
This DonthatemecuzImbeautiful signing off!
Name: (Insert favorite name here) I always liked the name Lyric... :)
Nicknames: Lil Bit
Age: Does it really matter?
Birthday: August 14th
Bleach (Absolutely LUV this show!)
Ouran High School Host Club (OMG, if you haven't seen this one you are MISSING OUT!!)
Code Geass (I'm in love with evil geniuses...)
Death Note (The only anime where I wanted the bad guy to win...)
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Full Metal Alchemist
Yu Yu Hakusho
Rurouni Kenshin (Even though I haven't seen it in a while!)
Howl's Moving Castle
Family Guy (Stewie rox my SOX!)
Futurama (Bite Bender's shiny metal behind!)
Spongebob Squarepants (I swear I'm gonna marry him one day. As soon as I find out how to breathe underwater...lol)
Fairly Odd Parents (Go Cosmo! Go Cosmo! Go Go Go Cosmo!)
Danny Phantom (There's just something super sexy about a half ghost...)
Tom and Jerry (That never gets old!)
Anything Bugs Bunny or Looney Tunes related (They just don't make cartoons like they used to anymore)
The Real Housewives (Ah, rich people and their stupidity...it's all hilarious television for me! lol)
(Many, many more believe me!)
Fried Chicken (Finger lickin good!)
General Tso Chicken (Pretty much anything from the food court will do but given a choice...)
Harry Potter (ALL OF THEM!)
The Guardians of Time trilogy
Night (Depressed...but great read)
Wicked (Though nothing compared to the musical)
Young Wizards Series (Finally on the last book! And it only took me 2 years...)
Little House on the Prairie Series (Yeah it's old...but everyone needs a little quaintness every now and then!)
Pride and Prejudice
Lord of the Flies
The Goose Girl
Artemis Fowl Series
The Warrior Heir trilogy
More but I can't think of any right now...
Inuyasha 1,2, & 3 (Couldn't get with the 4th movie...)
THE LION KING!!
Every Disney classic (Aladdin, Little Mermaid, etc.)
Nightmare Before Christmas
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
The Swan Princess
The Pebble and the Penguin
Pokemon (just the first 3 : ) )
All Dog's Go to Heaven 1 &2
Emperor's New Groove
Shrek 1 & 2
Enchanted (LUV THIS MOVIE!!)
The Swan Princess
The Road to El Dorado (Hilarious!)
The Joy Luck Club
Pirates of the Carribbean 1,2, and 3 (Orlando Bloom is BEYOND hot)
Lord of the Rings 2 & 3
The last Star Wars because Hayden Christiansen is just 2 cute 4 words
Stomp the Yard
X-men 2 & 3
The Simpsons Movie (Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does ROFL)
High School Musical 1-3
Sweeney Todd!! (AMAZING! lol)
New Moon (Two words: Taylor. Lautner. XD!)
The Other Boleyn Girl
27 Dresses (James Marsden is HOOOOOTTTTTT!! lol)
The Princess and the Frog
Kagome: I'm going to be over at Jinenji's farm, so don't even think about attacking there, okay? If you hurt me, you'll all have to die, 'cause InuYasha here will have to avenge me!
InuYasha: I am?! Says who?
Kagome: You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?
InuYasha: Fine, I'll avenge you already. -Jinenji, Kind yet Sad; lol
Inuyasha: "Are you crying? Don't cry!"
"Nobody move! I dropped me brain." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3 (Excellent movie by the way. Gonna have to add that to the favorites...)
"Don't be such a girl Jonathon; just grab it and start pumping!" -My friend Anthony as he and Jonathon were trying to pump air into the bike tires. ROFL when I heard that one.
Sango asks Miroku"They argue about everything don't they?"
Kagome to Inuyasha"I hate you."
Inuyasha "You do not!"
Miroku to Sango "It's fine, just watch. He'll apologize..."
Inuyasha to Kagome "Kagome wait..."
Miroku to Sango "Then comes the explanation that Kagome will totally buy..."
Inuyasha to Kagome "...I've just been really stressed out with this whole contract deal..."
Miroku to Sango "And they make out in three...two..."
Kagome to Inuyasha "...guess I should help you unwind..." (They inevitably kiss)
Sango looks to Miroku, impressed "Wow, you should write a book."
Miroku "Don't have too. Where do you think Inuyasha learned to do that?" -piece of upcoming story Love Knows No Bounds 4
Kagome as she pushes Inuyasha in the water to save a girl "Look to the saint inside you!" -episode The Night of the New Moon and the Black Haired Inuyasha
Menomaru "Come to me little half breed"
Inuyasha "You got 2 legs and a heartbeat what's stopping you?" -Inuyasha Movie 1, Affections Touching Across Time
Kagome "Oh how could I forget, you've got a thing for dead girls?!" -lol the episode they meet Miroku (Don't 'member the name)
Inuyasha following the realization that his sword is blue after meeting Koga, “Keh! Who the hell cares? Blue, silver, red, fucking pink with polka dots, I can still beat the shit out of him with it.” -from Chronicles by Sueric
"I'll make it simple for you. Keep your station clean or I WILL KILL YOU!!" -lol Coilette from Ratatouille
Karen from Will & Grace "Jack, brace yourself...Stan's cheating on me!"
Jack (gasps) "No! But he's so fat!" -from Will &Grace, episode where Grace finds Will's dad cheating
Lois "Don we now our gay apparel."
Brian "Doesn't get much gayer than this." -from episode A Family Guy Christmas
Peter "I have terrible news. Your wife is a vegetable. You will have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life."
Man "Oh no!"
Peter "Naw, I'm just messing with you she's dead." -not sure from what episode but Family Guy for sure
Kikyo "How can you say no to a face like that?"
"What do you mean he DONT EAT MEAT!? You know what? That's okay, I make lamb!" -My Big Fat Greek Wedding
"Shuuut-uuuupppp!" -Lol my chemistry teacher when he couldn't get us to settle down. Poor Mr. J...
"Wo-o-w...that's new..." -Best friend Kahmil as her boyfriend and mine tackled each other, bumped heads, and promptly fell out on the floor with their eyes closed. Totally thought they had passed out...
Morio “Oh, oh, oh! Pick me! Pick me!”
Mikio “Pick you? What are you? A booger?” -Lol from Sueric's amazing story Purity 5: Phantasm
Inuyasha “Ryo . . .Got two words for you, pup: Run. Fast.”
Kichiro (Twin Brother) “I have two words for you, too: Dumb. Ass.”- from Sureic's equally amazing story Purity 3: Forever
Inuyasha “You three: baka, baka's twin, and son of the bastard. Come with me.” -from another Sueric prodigy A Purity Oneshot: Silent Night
"Bitch! I don't know your life!" -lol, from the awesome movie Baby Mama
My BFF Kendall: "Oh my God look Eric's walking over here! What do I do, WHAT DO I DO?"
Me: "Okay, don't panic. Remember what we talked about?"
Me: (sigh) "Stay calm. Think of things that will keep you from being too goofy. Something sad usually works..."
Kendall: "...Okay...okay, I can do this. Think sad thoughts and stay calm...Yeah, this isn't so bad. I can do this..."
(Eric walks over)
Eric: "Hey Kendall."
Kendall: "...lhljahslduhl?..." (Seriously, that's what it sounded like)
Eric: (Laughs) "Um, are you okay?"
Kendall: "...DEAD PUPPIES...!"
- LMAO! Holy crap it was the single funniest thing I think I've ever witnessed in my entire life!
“Answer me this then, my Lord. Which is better, to hit her, or be hit by her? I don't even know how hard I should try. If I harm her, you'll kill me; if she beats me, in front of the troops, I'll kill myself.” -from the amazing story Peace Treaty on Mediaminer by piratequeen0405
Gina: "You'll want to give her some time to cool down. Then be prepared to grovel.”
Sesshomaru: “I don't grovel.”
Gina: “You do now.” -lol also from Peace Treaty on Mediaminer
Sesshomaru: “Why not find me a simple, manageable female?”
Father: “Why on Earth would you want one of those?” -Guess where this is from?
Lisa: "Will I've been meaning to tell you. I-"
Will: "That you're what? A Power Ranger?!" -from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Kichiro: “Come on, Ryomaru. Didn't I tell you that you weren't supposed to overdo it for a day or two after the ritual?”
Ryomaru :“Don't suppose any of you thought to drive, did you?”
Kichiro: “Nope, didn't think to. You, uh . . . you want me to carry her (In reference to Ryo's mate Nezumi)?”
Toga: “Sure . . . I could carry you, if you can't walk."
Ryomaru: “No, and fuck no. I think I can manage this, you bakas.”
Kichiro: “Be careful, Toga. I wouldn't have offered to carry him. He's gotten fat, or haven't you noticed?”
Ryomaru: “Call me a fat ass again, Kich, and I'll flatten you.”
Kichiro: “See, now? Using his ass as a weapon. How ingenious, really . . .”
Toga: “Iron Reaver Ass Squisher?” -lol, from Purity 3: Forever by Sueric
Kagome "Say you're sorry," she insisted as she barely touched the tiny hairs at the base of his ear.
Inuyasha "Keh!"Kagome "Come on, InuYasha. Just two words."
Inuyasha "Sneaky wench!"
Kagome "Wrong two words."
Kagome "That's only one."
Inuyasha "Damn it!"
Kagome "Try again." -from Sueric's story Chronicles
Anonymous Favorite Quotes
If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, today came along and messed me up.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's hot.
Hmmm...I do have a few dislikes...
Inuyasha and Kikyo Pairings (Nothing against those who like the pairing I just...I don't see them together. Besides, with her being dead and all, how would they...you know? Do the birds and the bees...?)
Any Jacob/Bella fic where Bella turns into a vampire and then "figures out" that she was only in love with him because he was a gorgeous vampire and now that she's a gorgeous vampire she doesn't see what she saw in him. If you didn't understand a word of that you just helped to prove my point. Thank you :)
People that flame other people and make them feel bad. (I mean seriously folks we're all trying our best there's no need for you to get rude about it! Constructive criticsm please ...)
Pre-Calculus, Physics and anything relating to math. Lol! How I long for those good old recess days of yore...
Listening to music
Actually, reading anything in sight!
Talking on the phone
Sitting in front of the computer
My entire family takes Kung-Fu
Marching band (I swear if I hear One time at band camp... one more time I'm gonna scream!)
Basketball Band (Yes, there is a difference. No, I don't feel like explaining the difference. Lol, It would take hours...)
Organizing my life into some kind of semblance of order lol
So Long As You Stay: Much aniticipated sequel to So Long As You're With Me is finally here! AHHH! lol No, but really, this story is my absolute BABY! It's got basically everything that I wanted in SLAYWM for me, and it's about 10-15 chapters long for you guys! YAY! I'm super pumped, and I want everyone who has so patiently waited for me to get off my arse and continue that you all will NOT be dissapointed!
Woundless Bleeding: Okay you guys, I absolutely PROMISE that I have not abandoned this story. The good news is, it's finished in my mind! The bad news is, I haven't managed to get it down on paper quite yet...O_o...So, you guys will have to remain patient and bear with me when it comes to this story. However, because I know where it's going, it won't take me all that long to get it down.
A Time for Reflection: Is finished and just needs to be uploaded!
As Long as You're Mine: Sequel to Existing for You. I loved writing the story so much that I decided I can't just let it go quite yet. Unfortunately, it will probably only be around 4 chapters long because of the way the story will pan out. Unfortunately, you can't really base a story around Edward's protecting his daughter from her werewolf love, and I really don't want to go into TOO much detail about the storyline AFTER Existing for You. Does that make sense? lol Anyway, the best part (for me) is that, not only will I FINALLY get to write a story based around Renesmee, but I will be writing it from HER point of view!
The Date-Aftermath: In response to everyone's begging, pleading and overall awesome support I'm going to go ahead with the sequel to The Date. More details later ;D
The gifts from A Vamp's First Birthday Bash! For those of you who want to see Nessie's gifts, here they are!
Nessie’s Music/Jewelry box:
Castle Playhouse Loft Bed:
‘Dance on Piano’:
Nessie’s personalized initial necklace:
Nessie’s Elizabethan vanity station:
Okay, my favorite stories list is like...a mile long! These are just a few stories that should be given an award (Some of them have in fact!) that are absolute MUST READS!
I promise that these will not disappoint!
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YAY! People like me, they really like me! Thank you everyone who made all of my stories a success!