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Author has written 9 stories for South Park.

My name is John, I'm twenty years old, from just outside Chicago, IL, and occasionally participate in the South Park, Total Drama, and Harry Potter fanficdoms. I don't really write much here anymore due to a variety of factors but things may pop in from time-to-time in the South Park category. The following fanfics were all written (*regardless of listed upload date*) between 11/9/2006 and 2/24/2013 unless stated otherwise. I drew all of my own story covers here using Microsoft Paint, traced from official SP images or drawn myself from scratch, except for 'Written in the Stars' which is by AnonPaul on DeviantArt. I check my inbox frequently and have no problem discussing fanfiction despite my lack of recent activity, so I implore you not to be afraid to shoot me a private message!

I honestly and sincerely apologize for any and all content that could/can be considered, literally or hypothetically, misogynistic, racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, hetero-normative, transphobic, ableist, or otherwise offensive to anyone within these fanfics. I never intended to offend or hurt people with anything I wrote (except Mr. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church) but realize now that some of the content I wrote can be considered upsetting and harmful to others. Many of these stories will be rewritten in the future, real life allowing, to eliminate such content. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

- John

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Total Drama Survival by imanol7211 reviews
22 contestants will duke it out on the harsh elements of the original island. join 12 oc's and 10 total drama characters to battle for survival (rated T for minor swearing) SYOC close
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/28
TDOC: Total Drama Out Cut by J.530 reviews
14 newbies & 4 veterans join in this 1 million cash prize competition. I'll be your host Chris McLean, and we're going to be on a replica of camp Wawanaka. TDOC Aftermath: Geoff here with Bridge and we'll hosting TDOC Aftermath (SYOC Close) (Rated T, to be safe)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 4/30 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Bridgette, Geoff
Total Drama Madness Island by CrazyAwesome526 reviews
Chris Mclean is ready to host another 'season! 24 new contestants entered the competition to win the ultimate prize money: ONE BILLION DOLLARS! However this season is more than meets the eye, is this really a competition or is it something more? Read and find out IF YOU DARE! (Contains violence and language)... Remaining Contestants: 24
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,250 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 5/25 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC
Total Drama: Pahkitew's Vengance by Creaturemaster reviews
Takes place after Pahkitew Island. Welcome to the 7th season of Total Drama! Watch as 14 application created, super powered teens compete in the latest and brutal-est season yet! There will be vomiting! There will be the wetting of pants! There will be epic battles among the meta humans! And there will be the grand prize and of course, Chris! Now with an Aftermath Show! APPS CLOSED
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 197,027 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, the sharks, OC
Meg's Family Returns by Malcolm Fox reviews
After 4 long years, the Griffin and Murdock family finally return to the world of fanfiction. What wacky hijinks will they get into this time? Roberta meets a new boy, but he may not be what he seems...
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,499 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 2/2 - Meg G., OC, Jillian R.
Jashammy Tales: Drag-Along Friends and More by DinyVonTessa reviews
Jashammy and friends. Read on. Request for more. From Dave to Duncan, everybody will be in here. Not really but credit to Hoodie Goddess (or whatever she changes her name too nowadays) Canon/non-canon couples. Some drabbles, some story-lines. But really, request man. More to come, and send in those drabbles.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Jasmine (TDPI), Samey, Shawn, Sky - Complete
Total Drama Rip-off by camirite reviews
Twenty new contestants will be chosen to fight for a prize of ten million dollars over the course of several weeks, with a ruthless new host to watch over them. A SYOC fic to keep my sanity in check - submissions are open.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 5/19
Total Drama McLean Island by Beacon Sword Dancer reviews
Welcome back campers to an all new season of Total Drama featuring you! That's right, it's your chance to have a shot at the million dollars on Chris's newest and most extreme season yet. APPS WANTED.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10
Called to Be Wild by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh - Episode 916. When Sparky has gone missing, Stan is devastated. Sharon tries to cheer him up by buying another dog and Randy wants to understand dogs' nature. Stan sets off for an epic journey with some random kids. Meanwhile, Jimbo's gun licence gets confiscated. His life loses its meaning until Wendy finds him a new hobby. Rated T for the Horde.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,179 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 1/12 - Stan M., Jimbo K., Randy M., Kenny M.
Total Drama: Renewed by Scar Lucifer Xaren reviews
Chris is Back, and he's ready to torture, erm, I mean, put the contestants against each other and see who wins the 1 Million Dollars. (SYOC,Closed)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/8 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama: There And Back Again! by XxCheesyWafflesxX reviews
Season 7 of Total Drama takes some fan favorites from the three generations of contestants, and pits them against each other in a World Tour 'reprieve' if you will. Watch as they go to new exotic destinations, as well as some old ones! BTW, chapters will run alongside my other fanfics, explanation will be in the story! So, have a fun read, and be sure to leave a review! ;D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/25 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Wrath of The Tropics by XxCheesyWafflesxX reviews
season 7 of Total Drama! They've crash landed on a tropical island somewhere off the coast of southern Mexico! Chris is also bringing in 14 old contestants and is bringing in 14 NEW ones as well! FIRST CHAPTER IS UP! :D *Apps Are Closed* I do not own anyone's OC's, or the Total Drama characters!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,166 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 1/30
Total Drama Katruci by Happy77123 reviews
Twenty four teenagers come onto a new island to battle for a million dollars! Submit you characters soon! (Apps Closed) Co-written by Jade's one of a kind
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 4/6 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC
Total Drama Powers by Angie The Author reviews
From the depths of my old FanFiction account comes Total Drama Powers, new and improved! And this time I'm not abandoning it! 30 new contestants! All new challenges! All new dangers! How the mighty will fall! -No Longer Accepting OCs-
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/29 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC
Codename: Drama by Takua the Chronicler reviews
(Apps Closed) These teens are in for the ride of their lives. Rated T just in case.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/7 - Chris M., OC
Adventures In Izzy Sitting by XxCheesyWafflesxX reviews
After Noah gets a phone call from a mysterious woman asking him to babysit her daughter, he accepts. But he soon finds out that the child he's looking after isn't really a child. It's an Izzy! Enjoy Izzy and Noah's hilarious stunts as Noah copes with his crazy friend! This is not an official pairing yet, but anything can happen! ;D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/3
South Park: The Stick of Truth by CaptainPrice reviews
A new kid that has no recollection of his past arrives in South Park with his family in hopes to start a new life. Upon his arrival, he finds himself pulled into a game that he believes is just Dungeons and Dragons, but soon finds out it's not just a game. He will find out that the quiet little mountain town is far from normal with randomness at every turn.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,780 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., OC
Total Drama: Island Survivor (SYOC) by Noel Batsworth reviews
Twenty two OC contestants, sent by you are deposited on an island by Chris and Chef somewhere in the pacific. From there, they will be split into two opposing tribes and the battle will commence to crown the ultimate survivor! Application inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama: Return of the Underdogs by Foreseer44 reviews
After season five, Chris McLean has decided to postpone Pahkitew Island and head into a completely different kind of season. 12 screen-time lacking contestants from the canon cast, along with 4 newcomers, will compete in a dangerous (and highly budgeted) season for the 100,000 dollar prize, as well as the title of "The True Underdog."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,655 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by TheToxicInterest reviews
Samey finally has a night away from Amy… And decides to spend it thinking about Amy. Why can't she break free of her sister's stranglehold? [Amy/Samey one-shot. My 50th fanfic!]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15 - [Amy, Samey] - Complete
Total Drama Veteran's Attack by Bronzong Dude the Toy Soldier reviews
Chris is back with season 7 on a now half mutilated Pahkitew island. He brought 12 veterans back along with 12 newbies in order to amuse him, you, and win 1,000,000 dollars! APPS CLOSED!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/13 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Cartman's wedding by Cartmanbrah reviews
Cartman is finally geting married to his dumb hippie ho.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Total Drama Island All New by Cheshire Kitty 101 reviews
yep, I'm accepting ALL OCs just copy the form, paste it, fill it out, and PM or review it to me. ;) Good luck for getting admitted and I'll send you a PM telling u if ur in or not. I willaccept multiple OCs from the same person.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 7/26/2014
Erica by lp55925 reviews
Eric wakes up one morning a little...different. The once fat teenage boy is now an attractive girl? Now Eric Cartman has to deal with being Erica Cartman! Not good at summaries! Contains gender bending, slash, rape and swearing. Kyman. Mentions of Stendy and Clybe. Candy friendship. Cover image by: www. sp-studio. de/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Total Drama Entertainment by 2BrokebackGirls reviews
On the quiet island of Didlo, things are about to get shaken up! Join 22 new contestants as they fight for a prize of one MILLION Dollars! Rated T. Updated; When Chris loses his mind, the 20 remaining contestants face the consequences.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,475 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/14/2014
A Load of Lola by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh - Episode 915. While Cartman starts becoming obsessed with revenge on the new girl in school, everyone in Mr. Garrison's class is fed up with Cartman's sociopathic behaviour and they devise an ultimate plan to stop him. Rated T for the record.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Eric Cartman, Lola, Sally T./Powder, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Total Drama Domination by Jonny Pickles reviews
Hey guys Topher here its season seven of Total Drama and you guys are going to audition but beware you might not come back with all your body parts hehe well what are you waiting for submit your OC's right now I'm accepting 24 OC's it is not first come first serve so take your time well good luck and be ready to see some domination haha! APPS Closed
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,877 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014
Total Drama Extravaganza by Tranquil as a Nindroid reviews
Chris welcomes 20 contestants to Pahkitew Island, which is now functioning correctly again. These campers face challenges, Chef's cooking, and worst of all. . .each other! Which one of these unlucky teens will win the million?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,301 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
The Prince And The Porpoise by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh #05 - Episode 817. Token wonders how things would change if he had a family like Kenny, so they decide to switch roles. Kyle worries that he has become racist. Meanwhile, Fiona encounters a new problem in the school cafeteria and Wendy tries to teach everyone some facts about sea mammals. Rated T for whom the bell tolls. Latest chapter: SEASON 9 PREMIERE PREVIEW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Kenny M., Token B., Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Best Year Ever by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh - Episode 1717. When the kids finally enter 5th grade, they believe that finally their wildest dreams will come true. Butters wants friends, Fiona to earn money, Wendy a friendly principal, Kenny to get laid, Cartman for everyone to respect his authority and Kyle to finally have a normal school curriculum. However, Stan is skeptical of his friends' expectations.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
FanFiction by SpellboundWinter reviews
Just like in stories, you don't always get the happy ending that you want. And just like in fanfiction, your favorite pairing doesn't end up together either. My life felt like it was one big story with a jerk writing it, teasing me as if saying, 'this is what you could have, but you never will.' I just want my happy ending already, it's the least I deserve. KevinxLizzy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Kevin S., Lizzy - Complete
You Were Always There by SpellboundWinter reviews
You were here one minute and the next you were gone. It's like I blinked and it happened so fast. I never got over it. I never stopped thinking of who we were then. What we were. How we used to be. It continued to haunt me like some sort of specter. KevinxLizzy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Kevin S., Lizzy
Welcome to the Marsh House by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Read short stories of the Marsh family. Everything from Stan's biggest fear to Randy's next crazy idea. Too short for a story, too long for a drabble. But plenty of great family moments are sure to arise! Accepting ideas you may have for this.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,683 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Stan M.
Total Drama World Tour: London Reorientated by Bellyacher reviews
What would happen if Duncan never returned to Total Drama World Tour? The episode 'I See London...' was obviously a turning point in the season, so what if it never occurred? This season would have taken an entirely different approach! How different you may ask? Well there's only one way to find out...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama: Antipaxi Island by D The Crafting-Hedgehog reviews
Chris is back with a brand new island and season, but with the same old rules and brand new twists with a cash prize! Romances, Rivalries, Challenges, and much, much more! Up to 36 contestants are playing, and the apps are- *CLOSED* Read NOW! This episode: An update of things to come for the contestants!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC
Party Atmosphere by Editor-Bug reviews
All Wendy wants is to finally make out with Stan. Is that really too much to ask? Why does all this stupid crap have to happen? ONE-SHOT! Read & review if you like! Rated T for the part when Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al have big, gay slave sex, as well as language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Playing Pretend by Lori von Loco reviews
Lindsay smelled like salt water and expensive, citrusy perfume—this innocuous detail was grating on the same issue that had been bothering Heather for weeks now. She kept noticing things, and every little detail was filed away, labeled as important information that she would certainly recall later for no reason at all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Heather, Lindsay] - Complete
Courting Compromise by Slushipping reviews
He likes her, she likes him. He wants to ask her, and she wishes nothing more than to be with him. And Butters... well, Butters is just there because he's Butters. Cartman x Patty Nelson. Pattric or Catty.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Wise Words from The Big Guy by ewisko reviews
Tyler had just told the whole world about the Gwuncan kiss and ever since that everyone has been treating her different, even Cody causing Gwen to be overcome with immense guilt on what she had done to Courtney. All except one big, blond haired teen. Owen/Gwen friendship oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Gwen, Owen
Total Drama: Past VS Present by goodbyereality reviews
Get ready for the newest season of Total Drama! This season we brought back some past campers to compete against fans. It's surely going to be the most challenging, most exciting and most DRAMATIC season yet! What do we have in store for the contestants? You'll have to read to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014
Pregnant Princess by Slushipping reviews
A little drabble that revolves around a happily married couple with a baby on the way. Gee, what more of a summary could you get out of that?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Rebecca C., Tweek T. - Complete
Total Drama Rehash by UnorthodoxReadings reviews
In this all new season of Total Drama 7 previous contestants and 15 new ones battle it out for the grand prize of 1,000,000! Past collides with present in this new season where no one is safe. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out on Total Drama Rehash! (OC'S) (APPS CLOSED)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2014
Loneliness by weasled reviews
Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone. Jenny Simon would know this better than anyone. {Gen}
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2014
Total Drama Blainerific by AerisSerris reviews
Blaineley is now the host of the fourth season of Total Drama, with a new cast of twenty-two competitors! Some are hungry, some are hopelessly desperate for romance, and all are ambitious for the million dollars!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,567 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Chef Hatchet, Blaineley, OC
Goin' Down to Springfield, Gonna Have Myself A Burger by Little Miss Lovejoy reviews
Crossover of Simpsons, South Park, and Bob's Burgers. Some new people move to Springfield. Can they make friends, or will it be disaster?
Crossover - Simpsons & South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Edna Krabappel, Helen L., Eric Cartman, Sheila B. - Complete
Family by The Middle Warner Sibling reviews
A different look at the Warners. This fic will follow the siblings from their beginnings, through Animaniacs and beyond.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 763,370 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2007
Better is subjective by bullseyethefox reviews
Morty comes to the conclusion that everyone would be "better" without him. (Trigger warning: suicide.)
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Morty S., Rick S., Summer S. - Complete
Beside Me in the Morning by 1220McCormick reviews
After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,111 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman] [Kyle B., Kenny M.]
Dawn reads Dott by Immersion Feeds Obsession reviews
Zoey introduces her friend Dawn to fanfiction. Dawn realizes the majority of stories about her are Dott. She doesn't take it well...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Dawn - Complete
Ashes by Editor-Bug reviews
The Ice Kingdom has fallen. Finn has been dumped. What remains? Takes place directly after "Frost & Fire". One-shot! I do not own Adventure Time.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Ice King, Gunter - Complete
Friendly Reminders by kyleisgod reviews
Scott Malkinson is at the end of his rope. Bullied by some and ignored by others, he's taking the final drastic step. Unless a fellow victim can help talk him out of it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Kyle B. - Complete
Curses by ShovelChin reviews
After accidentally exposing the fact that he is not heterosexual to the local men of South Park, Jimbo faces inner turmoil over his sexuality. Ned both hinders and helps the process.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Jimbo K., Ned G. - Complete
Obsession by ShovelChin reviews
Closed off from the world in a mental asylum, Scott eludes forgiveness and makes it his personal goal to bring Eric Cartman misery. Short one-shot about the beginning of Scott's obsession with revenge.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Scott Tenorman, Eric Cartman - Complete
Empty House by prettypurple reviews
Set during "The Poor Kid": The thoughts of Kenny's parents upon their return home from jail while their kids are in foster care.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Stuart M., Carol M. - Complete
Mistletoe Immunity by ThreadbareSP reviews
In this musical Christmas adventure, Charlie starts a wide-reaching social movement to make Christmas accessible to Jews, Cartman grants a little girl's impossible Christmas wish, Stan makes a stand against mistletoe, and Kenny wants a Blue Ryder Carbine-Action Four-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle. TSP Episode 7.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Double Edged Sword by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Cartman wants an honest opinion, no he's seriously, an honest opinion of what his friends think of him. When Stan's attempt at tact and Kenny's sarcasm aren't good enough, Cartman leads by example listing off everything he hates about them. Of all days for Kyle to be tardy to school.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Maternal Heart by Boyue reviews
Pip wants to bear Damien's seed but the anti-Christ isn't too thrilled about it. A baby can make or break a couple. How will Damien and Pip hold up through the unholy pregnancy? -Mpreg/Dip-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Damien, Pip P.
The Other Fourth Grade by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh #03 - Episode 717. Dogpoo is frustrated that Mr. Garrison's class is known to be more exciting than his. He comes up with an idea Bluecap does not like. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey gives both classes an unusual group homework. A background-character story. Rated T for swearing, do I even have to say it?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Dogpoo, Lizzy, Gary H., Mr. Mackey - Complete
A Dirty Little Secret by MeandPizzatheOTP reviews
Do not read - my friend wrote a whole bunch of crack and fangirl fantasy, and put it into a story for me to post for her. I am not responsible for your eyes being violated.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,972 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Kenny M., Tweek T.
The Ones Who Walk Away From South Park by YeMerryHippogriffs reviews
Stan turns nine and discovers why South Park is different from other towns. Based loosely on Ursula K. LeGuin's short story "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas".
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Stan M.
Stan Marshmallow by NoseBridgePinch reviews
How many puns can you make off the name Stan Marsh? It becomes the game of the day for the boys of South Park Elementary. Stan The Man does not count.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
Gaming by stoley reviews
Bradley lives for online gaming. More or less just including Kevin Stoley, it's not a shippy story.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Bradley Biggle, Kevin S.
Reflection by Marcus Absent reviews
It's just a day in the life of Eric Cartman, but something isn't quite right. Or maybe several somethings...Rated T for swearing. One-shot series.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Abnormally Average by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Stan is sick of being labeled boring and average, so he decides to do something crazy to shatter that image and prove himself. When disaster strikes, if Stan can't be normal can those closest to him hold it together?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman
Bloody Kleptomania by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh: episode 815 / #02 Cartman has a new idea for instant cash, Fiona is up to her old tricks again, Kyle has to deal with them both while Stan becomes an activist again. Meanwhile, some of the other kids are having adventures of their own... Oh, and Kenny dies. Chaos ensues. Rated T for being South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Eric Cartman, Clyde D., Bebe S., Ester S. - Complete
Cycles of Life by KilldeerCheer reviews
Joyce Kinney's life has taken a turn for the worst. All she wants is a second chance. When the opportunity for change comes, Joyce must come to face her past, her fears, and her destiny. At least she'll have friends to help her.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Mysterion and the Vengeful Idiot, Part 1 by respectmyauthoritaw123 reviews
The boys decide to make a Mysterion movie to get big bucks...Soon many 4th graders get involved. However, they are visited by an old nemesis who was purportedly killed...And this nemesis wants REVENGE, particularly against Stan...Rated T for everything South Park is known for...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Stan M., Mysterion - Complete
Girls Day by Mioda Ibuki reviews
My side project. A series of one-shots, each focusing on a different girl. Various pairings, some of them crack but I try to make them believable . 01: Draw in Crayon - Nichole.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S.
She Makes Me, Me by Mioda Ibuki reviews
A collection of one-shots done for a 100 themes challenge about Kendy. May also include unrelated Kendy one-shots and the like, with fluff. Mentioned sex, mentioned other pairings, main focus is Kendy. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Fiona by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh #01 - Episode 716. While another new, foreign girl... yawn... joins the fourth grade class in the South Park Elementary, students' belongings mysteriously disappear. Kyle blames Cartman who is busy rallying a campaign against Mary Sues... Rated Tea for Britain.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,231 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kyle B., Jason, Eric Cartman, Mr. Mackey - Complete
Happy Father's Day, Mom by karnival reviews
Though he would never admit it to anyone, Father's Day was always a sensitive holiday for Cartman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
The Clock Ticks On by Marcus Absent reviews
"What if I told you dying was not my true curse?" Kenny one-shot. South Park does not belong to me. Please review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
Dude, This is Pretty F'cked Up Right Here by Marcus Absent reviews
After reading a fanfic about themselves, the boys say what needs to be said. For them, it was a wake-up call. For me, it was the start of the war. Rated T for language, slash, and just being South Park. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Loser by stoley reviews
Milly can't stop beating up Kevin. I don't know, It was a thing i wrote in class today. I actually quite like it. Give Kevin/Milly a chance! Hetero.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Kevin S., Millie
Welcome to Hell by comet80 reviews
When Liane Cartman dies, custody goes to the one and only person Eric Cartman dreads most. *201spoiler*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,303 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman
Matt by mattman-SP reviews
When yet another new kid moves to South Park, the boys try to find a way to get rid of their narcisistic new classmate. South Parktion #101, hopefully the first of many.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Green Eyed Monster by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Wendy gets kicked out the the girl's lunch table for being preachy, she decides to sit with Stan and his friends for the remainder of lunch. Hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Mystery Valentine by Wedjat reviews
Cartman receives nothing on Valentine's Day except an anonymous card in his locker. Instead of just appreciating it like a normal kid, he launches into a full blown investigation to discover who it was that gave it to him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Eric Cartman
Misguided Mistakes by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Karen McCormick will never be able to forgive her brother for never being there for her.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Kenny M., Karen McCormick - Complete
What a Wonderful World by Miaou Jones reviews
Vignette with the Donovan siblings, post-"Reverse Cowgirl."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Clyde D. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by 1220McCormick reviews
can be used to build a home, and words can change most anything. Bebe/Wendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger] Butters S., Heidi T.
The Girl in the Forest by randompandattack reviews
After getting mauled by a bear in season 1, Cody's never been great in the woods. So when he gets lost in one only Dawn will be able to get him out. Cody/Dawn oneshot
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Cody, Dawn] - Complete
Mysterion & Friends by SkyeRockette reviews
When a mysterious meteor hits South Park strange things begin to happen. The Coon is back to his old tricks, Mysterion gets the old gang back together, and they're recruiting! Submit an OC! -No longer accepting OCs!- TADA! :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Mysterion
We're not on Cloud 9, but we'll sure as hell by Mioda Ibuki reviews
Full title: We're not on Cloud 9, but we'll sure as hell get there or die trying. Kenny needs a tutor, and Wendy's there to supply. Problem is that the two might end up becoming friends. Kendy. Small small mention of Kyman but nothing huuuuge. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Cartman Rising by Marcus Absent reviews
The second of my South Park "character stories." Eric Cartman isn't content to live a life of mediocrity. No, he has big plans for the future. But what will those plans cost, and will anyone escape? Rated T for language, sexuality, and Cartman. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,857 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The Incredibly Fun Life of Mysterion by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Life sucks and then you die. Except for when dying doesn't work.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kenny M., Tammy W. - Complete
Where The Hell I've Been At by Madcow5678 reviews
Kenny's poem from Woodland Critter Christmas, explaining what happened to him during Season 6.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kenny M., Satan
Bitter Chocolates by MOFOSTAN reviews
Taken place in a Japanese high school: Wendy, the class president, is shunned by the school and her peers after a messy break-up with Stan. Although always smiling she denies her loneliness. Craig, a lonely watcher notices her and befriends her.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,537 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Craig T.
Merry Christmas by kuroange1 reviews
The holidays are coming up, but Ike and Karen can't seem to find time to spend together. IkeKaren.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Ike B., Karen McCormick - Complete
Nothing Rhymes With Orange by NoseBridgePinch reviews
And Kenny is feeling slightly left out of the group. A small snapshot of the group dynamic from Kenny's perspective. Gift for John-SP150.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
My Name is Kenny by Marcus Absent reviews
Kenny has a curse: he can't die. How did he get this curse, and what will he do about it? There's hurt, love, betrayal, friendship, and the final truth awaiting for those who read. Rated T for some swearing. South Park doesn't belong to to me. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,661 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
How the Darkness Sounds by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a terminal disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for Stan as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,243 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Identity: Unknown by xXCarlaLouiseXx reviews
One sentence that turned Mysterion's world around: "I know why no one remembers." AU.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Mysterion
Every Bit As Good As Kyle by NoseBridgePinch reviews
The weekend after the egg project ended, Stan finds a baby alone in the McCormick's house. With Kyle out of town, his last resort is his other egg partner, Bebe. A continuation of Follow That Egg. Bebe and Stan friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bebe S., Stan M.
Songfic Drabbles by Madcow5678 reviews
All the cool people were doing it... Songfic drabbles, to be updated whenever I have writer's block badly enough.Now taking requests.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009
H Word by Xx8BlueMoon8xX reviews
There it was. The H word. It had finally stuck it's ugly head in and there it sat in the room. There was no going back now and Stan knew that. *Takes place during the events of You're Getting Older* T for swearing Oneshot Review please
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Randy M., Sharon M. - Complete
The VideoBlog by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy joined Fingerbang the first time when she was eight years old. At nineteen, she is starting to figure out why being a girl in a famous boyband is a pretty sucky deal.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Wendy Testaburger
Mirror Image by Caz Dowse reviews
One of the boys gets into trouble when he crosses into a parallel world, but thats nothing compared to what the other boys have to deal with when something - or someone - from that world crosses over into ours!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Memories by MarylandLovely reviews
After a very brutal death, Kenny is left with very few memories of his life before. Kelly -Rainforest Schmainforest- helps him restore his mind to what it used to be and along the way they make a horrifying discovery.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kenny M., Kelly
Landslide by The Comment reviews
There was still one song Stan could stand. Even after the cynicism, the separation, the moving, there was still one song he could stand. Stancentric Oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Stan M. - Complete
Where Things Stand by ncc2011 reviews
One-shots of the main characters after the events of "You're Getting Old". Kind of depressing, but then again, so was the episode.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Those Awkward Morning Afters by redstars-x reviews
Sort of a continuation to my fic "Waking Up". Kevin Stoley/Heidi
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kevin S., Heidi T. - Complete
Unfinished by redstars-x reviews
Just my collection of bits and pieces that have no start or finish. Multiple pairings, het/yaoi/yuri/gen.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010
Differences by redstars-x reviews
I like writing oneshots about my random pairings. Gary/Lizzy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Gary H. - Complete
Requests? by twitchdoll reviews
Completed: Stendy, Pip/Wendy/Stan, Kenny/Damien, Tweek/Pip/Butters, Kevin S./ Red. Upcoming: Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011
Mysterion Rising by The Chuckinator reviews
Kenny McCormick has been born, and his parents are happy. However, that changes when he is kidnapped by the Cult of Cthulhu. Years later, he discovers that he has a superpower and becomes the superhero known as Mysterion!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,960 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
Don't Know What I'm Going to Do by Madam RedRose25 reviews
His father moves out. His mother buys a new house. His friends are still ignoring him. Life is utter sh**. Stan is only ten years old but feels like he's hit a mid-life crisis. If only the world seemed to care.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Stan M., Sharon M. - Complete
Goodbye For Now Stan by ShawnsBiggestFan reviews
Set after You're Getting Old. The boys and Wendy deal with Stan's departure.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Stan M. - Complete
Shoes, Or Him? by Chocoholic-Wallflower reviews
Set after "The List". After Bebe is sent to jail for allowing corruption of the girls' list from cutest to ugliest boys, she's visited by someone she never expected. A Bebe-centric oneshot. R&R, please! You know you wanna...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bebe S., Clyde D. - Complete
Going Through Changes by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Stan waits anxiously. He knows one of his parents are about to go into his room and deliver some bad news. After the huge fight they had two days ago, he has a sick feeling in his stomach when Randy walks in. What is he going to say?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Stan M., Randy M. - Complete
Clocks and Watercolors by theshadowswhisper reviews
Everyone who's ever mattered to Kenny is leaving for college, and he decides to go with them instead of being left behind. But when Kenny's sister disappears and the proper authorities turn a blind eye, Kenny will see just how much he really has to lose
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Still Around by CorieChan reviews
"Mommy and Daddy just need some time apart. But don't worry. You'll always see me." She beamed, and he couldn't help but smile just a bit. He pointed to her chest. "Especially in here."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Charlene - Complete
Joker Saves the Ponies by McGeesJabberwock reviews
Batman wants to destroy My Little Pony and only the Joker can stop him.
Crossover - Batman & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - The Joker, Pinkie Pie
And Then There Were Fewer by MidoriUshanka reviews
The idea of a Halloween Party seemed innocent enough. "It'll be fun!" everybody assured me. Oh yeah, fun! IF you consider being cursed by an evil demonic lord and having your friends brutally killed one by one right in front of you "fun". Almost TOO fun.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011
Secrets of Mysterion by ShadowDan reviews
What is the source of Kenny's powers? Will he ever find out? Rated M for violence and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
In Strange Places by theshadowswhisper reviews
Kenny isn't happy. He doesn't remember ever really having been. How's he going to fix this problem? He's not sure, but he'll start with everything Stan has. Rating may go up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kenny M.
Neanderthals by UnicornsRKickass reviews
Cartman gives another pseudo-scientific report in class just to offend Kyle. Wendy gets offended too.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Obscure Parodies by FHT3rdandCo reviews
Request fic. Currently accepting ten requests max.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011
My theory of Kenny's powers by Erika Kensuke reviews
How I think Kenny got his powers. Actual Chanting From the Necronomicon.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kenny M., Carol M. - Complete
South Park Is Still Gay by twitchdoll reviews
Metro fad is back and gayer than ever. /One-Shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Understanding by TheThespiann reviews
Carol handed her son to her husband. Stuart hugged his son and kissed his forehead like his mother had just done and closed his own eyes thinking the same thing his wife was thinking about.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Carol M., Stuart M. - Complete
Cthulhu Strikes Back by pinkvampireheroine93 reviews
Cthulhu's back and out for revenge. It's up the Coon and Friends to save the town! I'm not so good at summaries, but the story'll be better. PLEASE review and tell me how I did. Thanks!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Food for Thought by tmcala reviews
Welcome to Clyde Donovan's mind. Sappy love stories and tacos sold seperately.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Clyde D.
Orange Wedding by FHT3rdandCo reviews
Bebe challenges Wendy's ideal wedding. Oneshot. Kendy.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Tweek Goes to the Therapist by orangerachel reviews
Tweek is in therapy because of his fear of underpants gnomes and has to do different tests to make him calmer. Will it work?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Christophe, Tweek T., Randy M. - Complete
Desperate Housewives by Astried reviews
Kenny comforts Wendy perhaps a little more than he should.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
You Look Beautiful by witchofdanight1316 reviews
So for now I'll smile, and I'll tell her the same thing I tell her every chance I get in hopes one say she'll understand. BebeXWendy One sided
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Your Everlasting Place by punkXrockXkid reviews
Kevin has his one true love. Kevin also has his darker love.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kevin S. - Complete
Revenge by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
Guess who's back from the grave to get his revenge on Stan and Kyle! ONE SHOT!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
A Letter to Wendy by Melinda Sandy Halliwell reviews
Bebe has some things she needs to say to her bestie, that she just cannot say in person. Not related to other stories. Because there needs to be more Bendy! Seriously, people! Instead of hating on Wendy for Style, make Bendy! Temp claimed the muse.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger
Shelly's Own Adventure by Lavender Kiss reviews
Shelly's pissed at her boyfriend and goes off on her own to settle things. She goes from Colorado to New York, intent on killing the woman that stole her man. ShellyxAmir and Stan and Kyle friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shelly M., Stan M. - Complete
Waking Up by redstars-x reviews
Waking up with his sister's best friend after a night of drinking is not how Kevin imagined his Sunday morning.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kevin S., Heidi T. - Complete
My Addiction by oathkeeper-girl reviews
In which Cartman admits he has an addiction, and it's a very serious problem.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Why Tweek Tweak is Not Allowed to Own a Sharpie by The Truth's Lie reviews
"Quiet, like a ninja, swift like a cow."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Tweek T., Eric Cartman - Complete
Snowpocalypse by punkXrockXkid reviews
It's an extreme snow day in South Park, let's check in on some of the local residents and get their opinion on things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Don't Tell Stan by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
A study session brings unexpected events when Kyle offers to help Wendy with revision for a test. Wendy/Kyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete
How to Offend A Girl With Only 10 Words by Astried reviews
Kenny just can't find the right thing to say to Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Hermione Granger: Most Sought After Witch by ChellChellSEA reviews
"Um, Hermione?" "Yes, Ginny?" "Why are you holdin' on to your boobs like that?" Hermione looked down. She was in fact, grasping her breasts. Her face flamed. A comedy in which Hermione Granger decides it's time she steps it up a notch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Better Bust by BlackMH reviews
Marceline and Bubblegum visit a hot spring. While in the waters, one girl realizes that, sometimes, it's not always about having the better bust. Friendship fic. FinnxBubblegum, but only in context. :P Rated T for a mature theme.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Hunger by wildcannabis reviews
She wasn't hungry; not for food, anyways. All she wanted was to do something right, something that actually meant something. Why couldn't anybody see that?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Kenny M. - Complete
Kill Kenny by 1220McCormick reviews
Eric Cartman was always willing to go to any lengths to get what he wanted. And unfortunately for Kenny McCormick, he had something Cartman wanted. Not slash. One-sided Candy. Character death.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
In The Life Of Annie Polk by qwertyuiop67891011 reviews
This 16 year old girl ditched the nerdy, nasally voice and grown her blonde curls, no not Bebe, Annie. Don't like, don't read. Just going through the 16 year old life of Annie Polk. Consists: Typical, Average and going to get a little bit werider.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Annie P.
i want to hear what you have to say by haveAbadDAY reviews
ita s milly/red fic one-shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Red - Complete
behind the OC by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
just a story about me killing a south park oc writer XD if you don't like then you can just scroll down
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Always by kaaaaarl reviews
There was no one in the world Liane Cartman hated more than herself. She was a failure. Angsty Liane Drabble.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - L. Cartman - Complete
Mephisto, A Science Story! by ShaneHaughey reviews
Terrance Mephisto knows Science. He knows hate. He knows envy. He knows Kyle. Style, not by choice.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Terrance Mephisto, Kyle B.
little brown rabbit by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
Befor Pip left england, he gave Estella the one rabbit she didn't kill. ESTELLA X PIP story just so people dont get confused, I like damienxpip better XD
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Pip P. - Complete
Kendy Canes by theshadowswhisper reviews
Because hot chocolate is never cold comfort, and sometimes Bing Crosby knows what he's talking about. ...If the title of this fic doesn't scare you off, you deserve what you get.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Crybaby by PlagueRatsEA reviews
Tweek Tweak, and Kevin Stoley have fallen madly in love with the clueless, and rather silly Clyde Donovan. Craig's a little jealous because he's got a thing for Tweek, but Clyde's still his friend, right? Will Taco Man save you now, Clyde?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Clyde D.
An unlikely match by HappyFoxMask reviews
-Discontinued- :B
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Thomas, Rebecca C. - Complete
I Dream of Pip by pinkvampireheroine93 reviews
Just about a paragraph about Pip Pirrup, a character I loved but they killed off. I know the summary stinks, but I found this dream interesting. I remember someone dreamt about Kenny and he came back to the show, so I think this is the same thing. :D
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Pip P. - Complete
Disappear Into the Dust by Madam RedRose25 reviews
It was supposed to be the best end to a Friday. The boys would have fun playing and Sharon would be bringing home KFC for dinner. But what if she never came home? Stan is determined to find his missing mother with his friends with or without the police.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,386 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Stan M., Sharon M. - Complete
Way Past 16 by xXErineilXx reviews
A TDI character on the run meets up with old friends to create a dramatic and action-packed reunion. Rated T just to be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009
Your Konstantine by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
"Hurry up and kiss me, the blood's rushing to my head." Bradley BigglexKenny/Mintberry CrunchxMysterion Multi-chap
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kenny M., Bradley
The Game' by MagykalIndianFrog reviews
Officer Barbrady dosent understand the game, so he goes to Mr. Garrison. unfortunately, officer Barbrady is stupid. what will happen? find out now. or dont.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Officer Barbrady - Complete
Saving You by Xxlotti-waxX reviews
It might seem like they are destined to always end up on opposite sides, but for now, Mysterion and the Coon will do their best to save each other. Chapter One takes place directly after Mysterion Rises, Chapter Two during Coon vs Coon and Friends.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
The green hornet by 5kicksass reviews
The coon and friends were waiting in their base waiting for somthing new to happen so they can spring into action, but instead of south park getting more into trouble, instead they get a new hero, fighting for peace, the name, The green hornet.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010
Mysterion's TRUE Identity by Klinestife reviews
When Cartman was trying to find out who Mysterion was, something Wendy said in the passing clicked in his mind. He was ever more determined to find out who Mysterion was, and when he does...he nearly dies from laughter. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Deep Down You Always Knew by Tessan90 reviews
The South Park boys and girls have grown up and started high school. While life continues as usual it is obvious that not everyone in town is happy. Are their wills strong enough to change the course of their lives?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Girl Trouble by Caz Dowse reviews
Our poor boys...Stan's been dumped by his girl, Kyle's got an interesting new girl, Cartman would like any girl and Kenny, um, is a girl. Read on and all will be explained! Multi chaptered fic. Epilogue now up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,037 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Total Drama Hidden Demons by James95 reviews
The cast has arrived at a contest where TDWT never happened. Will Lindsay and Cody find happiness in the Mclean siblings or is there soomething that they're not telling. Sequel to Real in my eyes and inspired by Fruits Basket.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Lindsay, Cody
Charlie's Angels by jinkiez reviews
Pip buys a kiss from Butters.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Pip P., Butters S. - Complete
Dog Poo by RedMacaque reviews
Dog Poo's reflection on life in South Park.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dogpoo - Complete
First Day, Yo by JoeMerl reviews
It's Ezekiel's first day at public school, and he's determined to show his dad that he can get by without any problems. Of course, he's destined to fail, but at least he has a pretty new friend to help him out. Ezekiel/Bridgette, AU, TDI never happened.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - [Ezekiel, Bridgette] [Gwen, Duncan] - Complete
Completely Confidential by PPP SSC reviews
Eva has a not-so-shocking secret to reveal to Noah, and wants to keep it completely confidential: she's straight. Rated K-plus for mild themes. Eva-Noah friendship, light one-sided Eva/Noah.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Eva, Noah - Complete
Tremendous by Cereal-Killa reviews
"Wow, if that isn't just tremendous!" Lindsay said, her blue eyes sparkling. Random oneshot, with Lindsay loveliness included! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Tyler, Lindsay - Complete
You're A Mystery by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Kenny was shocked that Bebe was coming on to him! - A pointless drabble that I thought of involving two whores... What's the name for KennyXBebe?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bebe S., Kenny M. - Complete
Why Not to Run by Chocoholic-Wallflower reviews
Heidi was just trying to bring in some homework at the last minute during the end of recess but she fell on a certain fat boy in an awkward way, which leads to humiliation. Readers, this is why we don't run in the hall. A Heiman oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Heidi T., Eric Cartman - Complete
Just a pole by Totally Calm reviews
BridgettexPole oneshot. Bridgette and Geoff are back ttogether leaving the pole neglected. Out of fun don't take seriuosly
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bridgette
Friends, Just Friends by Cereal-Killa reviews
"Friends. Just friends." He told himself. Yeah, right. Cody/Gwen! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
I never knew what I had by HeartforPassionateArt reviews
Its the finale and Cody wins! Sierra is happy for him, but what happens when Cody tells Sierra how he really feels? SPOILERS ALERT! Read at your own risk!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sierra
THE DAYCARE SERIES COLLECTED by Ster J reviews
The Daycare stories are collected into one. These are the voyages of Jimmy, Spockie, Lenny, Monty, and the rest. This newest chapter, "Big Fat Poopy Head!" falls between Green Weenies and Show and Tell.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
What I See by TheWriterFormerlyKnownAsNixon reviews
WHAT'S THAT, I'M BACK? When the cast of TDWT get a break, Cody and Gwen finally get a moment to themselves to talk about, well, each other. When Gwen asks Cody just what he sees in her that makes him so persistent, how will she react to his response?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
Kenny Has LAGS by mattmetzger reviews
A New England KKK story. When Kyle is bored, Kyle invents diseases. Kenny is Patient Zero. And the media gets absolutely everything from Wikipedia. No pairing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Biology by MusicNinja reviews
Ferb's biological mother returns from england, not having seen her son in almost a decade. How will the somewhat peaceful and certainly happy Flynn-Fletcher family react to this fateful reunion and what changes will occur. Rated T for kidnapping.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Cartman's Royal Drama by Dan Sickles reviews
Cartman's sexy presentation on English history blows the lid off feminism's darker side. Meantime Kyle suffers through a dating crisis of his own. No slash - just South Park madness at its best!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Photography by twounderscorethreefour reviews
If anything, a significantly redeeming quality of mine is my ability to capture memories. I'm never without my camera, and I'll take candid shots when people aren't looking, which is what I aimed to do at Eric Cartman's party. Esther-centric. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Possibly by angie3234 reviews
This is my first south park fanfiction. Yeah, it probably sucks and the chapters are gonna be kinda short... the main pairing is Terrance Mephisto and Red/Rebecca.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Terrance Mephisto, Red
The Surprise by ScaryBones reviews
Kenny takes the guys to a secret location. What will happen? Insane stupidity. Deleted the last chapter because it was just HORRIBLE. May rewrite this one day...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kenny M.
The Ol' Switcheroo by Kootie Bomb reviews
Ivy and Lucy are best friends, and practically complete opposites. What happens when they find themselves in each others shoes? lol, at corny/unoriginal summary! written for Cartooncutie17, JVM, PixiDreads, Doomed-Orange-Parka, and Especially Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Kyle B.
Special K by Caturday reviews
Pervert, Hopeless, Dreamer In The Attic. Kenny went by many names. But now someone tries to dig beneath his many husks and, for the first time, brings out the one he truly wants to be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
the happiness that attends disaster by Seaouryou reviews
StanCraig, TokenTweek, KyleKenny, PipDamien, CraigClyde, RedAnnie, MoleGregory, JimboNed, GaryStan, ButtersDougie, StanToken, TweekCraig, ChoksondikMackey, LexusButters, StuartGerald, WendyBebe... and many more. 28 drabbles in all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Layer Cake Bombs by Fourth-DimensionalCakePirates reviews
It's explosive like nuclear fission. Garrison-centric. It all started with cake, and ends up being a tumultuous and thoroughly confusing romance. Eventual Cryle arc coming.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - H. Garrison
South Park Misadventures by Shoz999 reviews
South Park Misadventures is a variety of stories about South Park. It's not just about one topic or genre, but a variety of them. I made this because I keep on seeing stories that focus on one thing, like romance or horror.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Being the Opposite Gender Sucks! by Chocoholic-Wallflower reviews
The main boys and also Butters wake up one morning and find out they are girls! What a disaster! Why or how did it happen? How will they become boys again? Will South Park EVER be the same again? Why do I keep asking questions? I don't know! XD R&R, please! DISCONTINUED, I apologize...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010
Bridgekiel to Paradise by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Bridgette wins the grand prize for TD, and takes everyone to a place she's wanted to visit since she was a child. Though surfing was the first thing on her mind, shy Ezekiel slowly becomes what she wants most. A mature Bridgette/Ezekiel story.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,432 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bridgette, Ezekiel
Wrench by Andatariel.x reviews
Shelley was tries to get Kevin to actually talk to her about what's wrong but he's more interested in fixing the car in front of him. Not romance but I spose you could take it as they're a couple xD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Kevin McCormick, Shelly M. - Complete
Empathy by Caturday reviews
Settings crafted with the South Park cast designed to make you feel. CHAPTER 4: Kyle/Bebe. -Reformatted for easier reading-
South Park - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Carry On by Gracie Marks reviews
The Monday after Kenny dies, the bus breaks down on the way to school. When Miss Crabtree goes to get help, an argument is sparked as to whether or not Kenny went to heaven. Soon after, they get the answer. No pairings, takes place after "Kenny Dies".
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
July at Shell Cottage by Ebb reviews
Hermione spends a month at Shell Cottage while Ron and Harry have training. Hermione/Gabrielle, Hermione/Fleur, Hermione/Bill, Hermione/Ginny, Hermione/Charlie. Possibly threesomes. Rated for very graphic sex scenes. Spellchecked and grammar checked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Gabrielle D.
Meeting of the Melvins by Sara Jaye reviews
Pip and Butters meet for the first time when the latter is pushed away from the boys' lunch table.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Butters S., Pip P. - Complete
I'll tell you one thing by Artemiis Boz reviews
Gaila/ Kirk ,Pre movie, leading up to the Kobayashi Maru" Its ironic as hell that I'm sleeping with the hottest girl in the school for her brains" sexual content and adult language, Gaila Likes to swear and sleep around, what do you expect?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,247 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Gaila, J. Kirk - Complete
Song Based Oneshots by rsh13 reviews
These are not songfics! They're oneshots based on songs. Random pairings and songs. I'm taking requests on pairings and songs. The first three are Kybecca, Kellny, and Kendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Contrary to Popular Belief by jules jing reviews
Stan just had to bring it up again, and Kevin remembers why he's scarred for life. Crackshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Kevin S. - Complete
Here For You by Dreamer Boy reviews
Stan and Wendy are at Stark's Pond one night, telling each other about their problems, being there for each other and enjoying each other's company. One shot. Stendy.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Stan M., Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
Oh My God! They've Killed, Lizzy? by Nigel Yearning reviews
The parka wearing girl named Lizzy is getting her very first story on FanFiction, and if you know Kenny then she would suffer the same fate. Warning: There's a girl in Kenny's place here, expect bizarre crap to happen. Double Shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Dinosaurs Versus Robots by damn expensive eggs reviews
"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kevin S., Clyde D. - Complete
Nightmare by South Park Kid reviews
Cartman wakes up from a nightmare and goes to his half-brother Scott for help. Scottman brotherly love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman - Complete
Death by Accio-Underwear reviews
ONESHOT Well I didn’t like the process of dying, that was a bit annoying and usually unimaginably painful but I liked Death.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Every Small Town Has Secrets by The Brat Prince reviews
Every small town has secrets, and South Park is no exception. High school aged!Gerald/Stuart, undertones of Gerald/Randy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,747 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Gerald B., Stuart M.
From the Beginning by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Carol, Sheila, Liane, Linda, and Sharon are all expecting a new baby. What were the thoughts of these women as each boy came into the world?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sharon M., Randy M.
Kendy: Unrequited by Madcow5678 reviews
“Such pretty colours...the orange and purple...they look like...they belong together. Like they were made to go together.” KennyxWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Shoes by Madcow5678 reviews
Other people call their therapists, or make lists of their problems, or drink, or take drugs. Bebe buys shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bebe S. - Complete
All over again by XXXHimura911XXX reviews
Season 2 is up on chapter 80! The summary for this is inside and make sure to read season 1 first!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 115,578 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009
Explosions by Madcow5678 reviews
Quick sketch of a face, neck, two arms and now for the good part. It was astounding how much pleasure one could get from drawing boobs on top of forty years' worth of previous graffiti. The real thing was way better, obviously, but still, he could dream"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Death by Madcow5678 reviews
Crizzy drabble-"She didn’t know death was coming. She didn’t know that playing chicken in the middle of the road would spell disaster. She didn’t know that in her last moment she’d be doing the thing she hated most: being afraid."
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Craig T.
Cartman's Twin by Peppermintz reviews
When Liane Cartman gets in trouble with the law, Eric faces an unwelcoming fate and learns the truth about his real mother.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Weight by Madcow5678 reviews
BradleyxEsther drabble. "She bites her lips, and keeps her hands that were always so busy making something into the pockets of her jeans. They don’t do much now. A waste really."
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010
misery loves company by kyleisgod reviews
Butters is having a terrible day until he gets cheered up by an unlikely friend.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Butters S. - Complete
War by Madcow5678 reviews
Ask anyone to name you two people to name the two kids in trouble most often for fighting each other and the answer will always be the same. Lizzy and Craig might as well be Kirk and Khan. Crizzy Drabble. Rated for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Craig T.
Age Means Nothing by Accio-Underwear reviews
Ike always liked older blondes. CRACK PAIRING
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Ike B., Phillip - Complete
Friendship by Madcow5678 reviews
“You know what makes me mad, Kenny?” “No, but you’re going to tell me, right?” “When people assume that a boy and a girl can’t be friends without being secret fuckbuddies." Drabble oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Alice in Hell by 3words reviews
OC Story. Alice Cartelli was forced to leave her so called "wonderland" when her father remarries a woman he met online, Liane Cartman. As soon as she steps into this new town, everything seems to change. Both for good and worse. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
Untamable Cherry by NilaSagol reviews
Tweek falls in love with Wendy but he feels like she'll never like him because of the way he is. Wendy is assigned to be his tutor and Tweek's paranoid state couldn't be any worse, will love finds its way with this not so likely couple? Could be M later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Tweek T., Wendy Testaburger
Babe, it's called reality! by 3words reviews
When 15 year old Amber Lark is forced to move to South Park from Miami, she thought that her life is ruined, but once she arrives she finds out that her life has just begun!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,658 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Kids These Days by moonlitelm reviews
Ike and Shelly discover something strange, when the Broflovski's request babysitting service. Done for Nikki-Fox's challenge :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Ike B., Shelly M. - Complete
Scandalous and Wrong by Kootie Bomb reviews
And now Clyde had his hands all over her butt. So wrong. But so good. //ClydexWendy, for Nikki-Fox's unlikely couples contest//
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Clyde D., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The First Step Of The Cure Is A Kiss by Hollywood Grimm reviews
If there had ever been a trio who hated eachother more it goes unheard of. One-shot for Nikki-Fox's Unlikely Pairing contest. Jude/Wendy/Henrietta
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Henrietta
Opinionated by Caturday reviews
Yes, it takes only a little heat to ignite us, but some fires are not meant to spurred. /// Unlikely Pairings contest entry. Slash... - the good kind -. May be unsettling.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Sheila B. - Complete
Numbers by Madcow5678 reviews
50 numbers, 50 characters. And your choices dictate what messed up crack ends up here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Nurse of Comforting by ExpandingDarkness reviews
Pavel doesn't feel very well and goes to Sickbay where Christine Chapel cares for him. Short story. Chekov/Chapel.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - P. Chekov, C. Chapel - Complete
The Misadventures of Cartman and Wendy by Shuggie reviews
High school is over and college is a thing of the past. Rich, sucessful, and two time zones away from the headache that is South Park, Wendy and Eric Cartman now live in blissful matrimony.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,043 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
South Park Middle School: Stupid School Games! by PFCCJHaynes reviews
The boys minus Cartman must compete in stupid games with a rival middle school in fear of loosing their girlfriends! Plus, Cartman agrees to aid Ike in trying to get a girl at his school!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Eric Cartman, Ike B. - Complete
A Heiman Story by rsh13 reviews
The remake of the original is FINALLY up. Cartman and Heidi realize they have feelings for each other. ON HIATUS
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Heidi T.
One Little Slip by Tweek's Panda reviews
Wendy Testaburger is a senior in high school and on top of the world. She has everything she could ever hope for...but when she makes a drunken mistake with an old flame, how will they handle the consequences? **CHAPTER 7 NOW UP!**
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,508 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Wendy Testaburger
A Swimming Session by Wupperpool reviews
Wendy finds an interesting way to ease her confusion. Wendy/Bebe, Femslash, OneShot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
A Kind Word by GreenWood Elf reviews
Even as a ghost, Professor Quirrell can't catch a break.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
Sunrise by Angelus-alvus reviews
Eva and Cody have a chat at the Playa des Losers.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Eva, Cody - Complete
In Reference To Pee by JoyHeart reviews
Set in the evening after the episode 'Pee', this explores what Cartman would do with all the knowledge he had gleaned that day. It also explores what Kyle would do with all the pee gleaned that day. Icky. Disgression advised.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Soy Milk Lattes by moonlitelm reviews
Wendy is trying to study, but Bebe is being distracting.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
My life was a lie by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
Kyle had always seemed so normal to his friends. But was his life really as easy behind closed doors? No Slash. Sorry for the Crappy description.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Dwindling Rainbow by Madcow5678 reviews
They make up a bright rainbow of colours, and of pride. Bradley’s workin’ so hard on not being bicurious anymore, that his rainbow’s faded to grey. " Oneshot"
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Butters S., Bradley - Complete
Getting Gay With Kids Again by StudentofDust reviews
The choir is back, and five kids from Mrs. Garrison's fifth grade class are chosen to head to beautiful Hawaii. And guess what? Cartman is one of them. Multiple pairings, including Kenny/Kelly and Stan/Wendy. One slash pairing later in the story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Kenny M., Kelly
Never Been Kissed by mpkio2 reviews
Cartman had always teased Butters because Butters had never kissed a girl before. But when Butters finally has his very first kiss, Cartman’s secret finally comes out. CartmanxButters. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Behind Every Great Man by Madcow5678 reviews
Mole's feelings on Romance. Oneshot. Probably not what you think.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Christophe
Love Problems by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Everyone has love problems at South Park High. SORRY FOR THE BAD SUMMARY AND TITLE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Wendy Testaburger
A McCormick Week by Flacks reviews
A week in the life of Kenny McCormick. And his family.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Define Weird by PiScEs-BlOsSoM69 reviews
Vivi always thought her life was normal, insane friends and psychotic teachers, but she's about to find out how wrong she actually is, cause after all, when was South Park ever normal? OC story...Rating may change.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
Stan's Birthday Gift by Angelic Guardian reviews
"What the hell is this?" he asked, staring at the gift with wide eyes. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Here Comes The Rain by ToniTheTerror reviews
LIZZYxBEBE, KENNYxKYLE, KENNYxCRAIG, KYLExSTAN - Lizzy wants to love and be loved, and with the help of her cousin, Kenny, she attempts this. Unbeknownst to Lizzy - Kenny is dealing with his own heartache. Will the rain never stop? Can they be happy?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kenny M.
There For You by Karmastition reviews
Wendy, a young Colorado feminist, wants someone who will respect her as both a woman, a friend and a girlfriend. She believes in her heart that one person is Stan, but is it really? WendyBebe, BebeWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S.
The Return Of Mysterion by Caz Dowse reviews
I couldn't just stand by and watch South Park sliding back into the gutter." Mysterion's back, and The Coon ain't happy. Is South Park big enough for both of them?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Popsicle by BridgettexCourtney reviews
Courtney had hated Gwen from the second she'd hopped onto the Dock of Shame. Now, standing there while Gwen and LeShawna enjoyed their Popsicles by the pool at Playa De Loser, she hated her more than ever, because she wanted her. GxC Yuri.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Courtney, Gwen - Complete
Collision by Jed Rhodes reviews
James T. Kirk - meet James T. Kirk.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Kirk, J. Kirk
Not All Treasure Is Silver and Gold, mate by Madcow5678 reviews
Oneshot.Set sometime during Fatbeard. Cartman comes across an upset Ike, and recollects the loss they've all had to make. Candy, Revin, Clybe, Karike
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Eric Cartman, Ike B.
OC Story High School by RandomGhostie reviews
Alot of Drama can happen in one town, especially when someone new moves there... OC Story. New Description.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
Unusual by Accio-Underwear reviews
Wendy sighed, pushing her nearly empty tray aside and resting her chin in her palm, “Fine,” She admitted, letting her eyes drift back to the curious couple, “She’s manipulative and knows how to get what she wants. I still don’t see how they work.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Bebe S. - Complete
Chemistry by Otempora42 reviews
Wendy has to explain to herself why she is attracted to Eric Cartman. Cartman/Wendy, some swearing. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
I Love Lucy by Kootie Bomb reviews
My name is Lucille. I don't like my name. Call me Lucy. Yes, this is an OC fic *new title*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 109,179 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Prayer of an Alcoholic Retard by Madcow5678 reviews
Set after Kenny Dies. Kenny's Dad wondering why God likes to spite him so much. Oneshot. R&R Please.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Stuart M.
Unspoken Feelings by crystalbook95 reviews
Takes place after the episode "Vanessary Roughness." Ferb and Vanessa decribe their feelings. FxV a little fluffy! Oneshot! First FanFiction story! Read and Review! NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Rich Witch an Oc story by iseealivepeople reviews
Luci moves to South Park and finds a certain boy who she immediately falls in love with
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
The TDI User's Guide For: Cody by Winter-Rae reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a CODY unit! In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your tech geek, please follow the instructions inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Cody - Complete
Our Story by TR16 reviews
I loved her, and I never wanted to love anyone else but her. What happened to the two of us within the last week would become a story. Our story. CHAPTER 3 UP! .:Used to be BURNING LOVE:. ON HIATUS.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
A Kendy Story by TwoSPLovingSpazzes reviews
KENDY FTWW D So, Kenny and Wendy have an emptiness in their hearts, neither of them feeling like they really belong, epsecially when one is madly in love with the other. : Kendy, Minor Style, Heidman, Creek and more :P Sorry if it sucks...First fanfic :
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
There's No Sympathy For The Red by TwoSPLovingSpazzes reviews
After a rumor spreads that Red Tucker has a crush on Kevin Stoley, she loses all her friends and popularity, and is forced to spend all her time alone, but over time, falls in love with someone she once hated. But will he feel the same way about a prep?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Red
Green Haired Boy by TDIfreakWITaCRAVINGforTWILIGHT reviews
Ferb and Vanessa how Vanessa feels about her and ferb's 2 encounters. plz R&R.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009
Dip drabbles by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
100 word drabbles written to keep the creativity flowing. Dip DamienxPip M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Pedestrian Patrol by Ster J reviews
Answers the question of where Chekov was in the episode “Space Seed.” Yes! I have written a Chekov POV story, and Spock doesn't even get a mention!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
Mind Meld by LadyAdarah reviews
As the title says. About Vulcan mind melds! Kirk, Bones and an OC have an argument! Hope you enjoy! :-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Caught by rawrmuffin reviews
Craig has a knack of catching people with sex toys...Oh god that was a horrible summary. FML.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Till It's Gone by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
No one ever really got to know the real Eric Cartman. And now it's too late. COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Cartman Was Right by Sparbudart reviews
In a freak accident, which tends to happen a lot in South Park, Bebe and Kyle switch bodies. Chaos ensues. Prepare for friendship, unrequited love, social awkwardness, and literally taking a walk in someone else's shoes. KyBe. You'll like it, trust me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,584 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Rejected and Despised by Ster J reviews
The colony gets some support from an unlikely source. The people observe the first anniversary. Ch. 3 is slashy and posted separately.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Spock, Spock Prime - Complete
Secret by DeadFuzz reviews
Butters is out of Juvenile hall. Kyle thought no one knew his well kept secret. He was very very wrong.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Butters S., Kyle B.
Mail Order sign here for 1 Kyle Broflovski by DeadFuzz reviews
20 years of friendship dissapeared in a second. But Kyle strongly regrets not inviting anybody he knows to his wedding after he realises just how big of a mistake he made- but is it to late? Rated T for scenes n language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,197 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Love is suicide by DeadFuzz reviews
Of course, our group was crazy. We had a wicked sense of humour, but in between it all, we somehow all found a way to break each others hearts... Rated T for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009
Pixellated Depravity by Madcow5678 reviews
Kenny discovers the addictive nature of Sims. Oneshot. Rated T, but tell me if I should change the rating
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kenny M.
Chemistry by Madcow5678 reviews
More poems-this time all different pairings. 1st one-Crenny Will take pairing requests, including ones with OCs. Please, just review the hell out of it
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009
MakeUp by RandomGhostie reviews
Kenny has always wonder what he looked like wearing Make-Up...
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Characteristics by Madcow5678 reviews
Compilation of poems summing up what I feel are the main points of each character. I'm willing to take requests for characters/pairings if you say so in a review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Five Times by rps-lizardspock reviews
Five times McCoy saved Jim's life... and the one time he couldn't.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Lady Like That by monkeyface52 reviews
Bones knows exactly what it will take for Jim Kirk to win over Cadet Uhura. A One-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
See Spot Run by nerak1138 reviews
Data's cat, Spot, escapes from his quarters while Picard and Riker try to play host to an ambassador from the Char homeworld O.C. One shot; complete. Please R&R.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Picard, W. Riker - Complete
Frustrations by Takada Saiko reviews
Oneshot. Spock speaks with Spock about Jim, future and present. R&R please
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, Spock Prime - Complete
The Past and the Future by Birdgirl90 reviews
Based on a suggestion given me, a look into the mind of Spock Prime as he observes Spock and Nyota.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Spock Prime - Complete
Guys in Girls Clothing by Hydroleaf reviews
How far are you willing to go to win costumes of your favorite Canadian comedians?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
South Park: Song Shuffle Drabbles by Kalika Barlow reviews
A series of drabbles between OCs and canon characters of the South Park series. KennyWendy DamienOC ShellyIke KyleOC CraigOC KellyOC CartmanOC StanRebecca.C
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
but he never said fascinating by audi katia reviews
How different it was from kissing Spock. For once, there was no hesitation, no gentle coaxing on her part. ::Spock/Uhura/Chekov oneshot::
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2009 - N. Uhura, P. Chekov - Complete
Bebe's Big Problem by Waste-o-tron reviews
After a booze fueled birthday party, Bebe starts acting weird. Can Wendy keep Bebe from going crazy while they piece together what happened? Wendy/Bebe friendship, Kenny/Bebe and some Stendy. M for sexual themes and drinking. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,432 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Familiarity by mytsie reviews
Uhura turned and had to look up at the tall Vulcan behind her—he was clad in a very traditional, hooded, white robe and his features were oddly familiar.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock Prime - Complete
Just An Average Night At Willie's by Caz Dowse reviews
This is what happens on a normal night in South Park at Whistlin' Willies - there are multiple pairings, including KennyxWendy, KylexBebe, and PipxDamien, amongst others...Kenny's POV - final chapter up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Fathering the Man He Will Become by Ster J reviews
Part of the Rejected and Despised series, but a stand-alone story because some people do not read slash. Maybe this is just a little SLASHY.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Spock Prime, Spock - Complete
Looped by Lucillia reviews
In another universe, Spock accidentally discovers a way to get the "Red Matter" in time to save the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Spock Prime, Nero - Complete
I Can Wait Forever by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Red/Stan: "I've been sitting here for eight years just waiting for that preppy little cheerleader to break up with you - or for you to break up with her. I had to wait, be patient!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Stan M., Red Goth - Complete
My Life by Jed Rhodes reviews
Spock Prime tells Kirk about his life, and death...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
Blondes Never Survive in Horror Movies by Winter-Rae reviews
Cody’s in love with Lindsey, so he tries to get her attention by asking Duncan for help. Lindsey keeps forgetting his name so she asks LeShawna for advice. But when the next horror themed challenge starts things are bound to get interesting.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Cody, Lindsay - Complete
Stanley's Mom by Phoenix II reviews
When the boys turn 13, they figure out what the sixth graders meant about Stan's Mom. Stan is horrified. Boys being boys fic, no pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Stan M. - Complete
PRO by kyleisgod reviews
Only Kenny can teach Kyle how to survive being poor. Friendship fic. Based on ep 1301.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dumb Incestuous Redneck Fags by Cherry Champagne reviews
McCormickcest drabbles. Prompted by...me being a sicko. Come be a sicko with me please.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Kenny M., Kevin McCormick - Complete
Moop: The Series! by Saph Rose reviews
Drabble 23: 50 Sentences 2. A series of drabbles, ranging from long to short, revolving around worldwide sensation, Moop! Now that they're rich and famous, the boys only have to worry about screaming fangirls, paparazzi and tabloids. Daily updates!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
Things Change by Mutt13 reviews
Why I left I'll never know, What I do know is that things change.I left South Park for my old birthplace to find that it had changed, when I returned to SP I found that it too was changing.FINISHED YAY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
My Dad the Idiot by Sara Jaye reviews
By now, Stan has come to expect certain things of his father.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Stan M., Randy M. - Complete
For a Moment by CinderDreams reviews
CraigxKenny one-shot. Not exactly fluff, maybe a little if you squint.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Just a Kiss by super manako sohma reviews
Wendy is a mature kind of girl who doesn't really care about getting her first kiss. That is, until Cartman steals it from her.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Upside Down by BlankCanvas23 reviews
One Shot. Even heroes needed help sometimes, and in a village of idiots, there was only one person a caped crusader could turn to. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Easter Eggs by This account is banned forever reviews
Stan and Wendy find an easter egg. No Slash Easter oneshot. StanxWendy
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
South Park Middle School: The First Day! by PFCCJHaynes reviews
It's the first day of seventh grade at South Park Middle School! What happens when a new teacher pisses Cartman off? And a hot girl who actually likes Butters! Read on to find out!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Story of Mutt by Mutt13 reviews
My fanfic char Mutt tells his story of being the new kid in South Park and what its like being new in such a crazy town. Rated T mostly for language.Now complete, please review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
What You Don't Know by Tattooed on My Mind reviews
Sometimes, you have to remember that what he doesn't know will not hurt him. Mysterion x Kyle. /Pre Coon&Friends trilogy/
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - [Craig T., Kyle B.] - Complete
Its not cold in here by 04daviszoe reviews
Stendy..Wendy has trouble dealing with Stan and his problems. Rating may change.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
Crossing the Line by JoeMerl reviews
Thanks to Heather's treachery, Lindsay is about to be kicked off the island...unless a certain techno-geek has something to say about it. Main pairing: Cody/Lindsay. Side pairings: Noah/Gwen, Ezekiel/Bridgette and Duncan/Leshawna. Dedicated to Winter-Rae.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - [Cody, Lindsay] Heather, Noah - Complete
Dear Carol by Madcow5678 reviews
Stuart McCormick's feelings on his wife, in letter form. Not really much of a plot, but please Read and Review anyway.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Stuart M. - Complete
Shame On Me by Tattooed on My Mind reviews
She wants to be ashamed like the other girls, but what's the point of being shameful about wanting something? Cartman x Heidi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Heidi T.] - Complete
Kiss Kiss Kiss by Roxius reviews
A very short Bendy/Webe drabble. Wendy X Bebe, shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbians, awesome in a can...you know, the usual stuff. Please READ AND REVIEW, PEOPLE! XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
I Bet I Kiss Better Than The Turd by Roxius reviews
Shelly just wants a kiss from her secret lover Wendy, but there are complications that stand in the way. Shelly X Wendy, femmeslash. Would the pairing be called 'Welly' or maybe 'Shendy? Please R & R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Shelly M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
She Kissed a Girl, did she Like It? by dare2beme14 reviews
Lindsay gets so confused looking for Tyler. Warning: yuri alert! R&R please! T for yuri and stuff.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Izzy, Lindsay - Complete
A Trip Down Mammary Lane by Citizenjess reviews
A mission to Orto Plutonia makes Anakin reflect on his former Master, and a particularly irritating habit of his. Also, there are boobs. Based on the Clone Wars episode, Trespass. Written with D.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Retarded Ramblings of a Kyle Fangirl by naonaonao reviews
Moving to South Park didn't seem too rosy until I met a boy with a green ushanka who changed my life." A PARODY of the random OCs in South Park. Don't take it cereal, guys! Rated T because, well, it's South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Revenge! by BlizzardOfOzz reviews
The Total Drama Island cast get revenge on Cartoon Network for censoring them. Crack-fic, with lots of swearing, violence, and death.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Best Present by Rokulare reviews
Vendetta takes another vacation, valentines are made for no explained reason, and Mr. Milk is nervous. Ms. Minty x Mr. Milk
Making Fiends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Jenny's Letter by JillSwinburne reviews
After Jenny dies Forrest finds a letter addressed to Lietenant Dan.
Forrest Gump - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Pronouns by Cherry Champagne reviews
If it looks like a girl, acts like a girl, and sounds like a girl, can Bebe still be a lesbian? BebexMarjorine plus maybe some others.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bebe S., Butters S.
Ice Cream by StudentofDust reviews
Pure fluff abounds here, as Kenny goes out for some ice cream and runs into someone he never thought he'd see again. Judging by my previous stories, see if you can guess the pairing before you start reading. Just a oneshot, but maybe a sequel later on.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Kenny M., Kelly - Complete
Hold My Tongue by JoeMerl reviews
Ferb can talk to Phineas about anything...almost. One-sided Ferb/Vanessa, one-sided Isabella/Phineas, but mostly a Phineas and Ferb family/friendship story. Not slash or incest.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Phineas, Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Who Am I' by Sweet Possum reviews
Kenny doubts himself and wonders what his true purpose is. So he's off to find out what it is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Perfect Opposites by JoeMerl reviews
Even after she rejected him, Cody knew that Gwen was his dream girl, the closest he had ever come to finding his match. So why does he suddenly find himself falling for the most un-Gwen-like girl he can imagine? Cody/Lindsay, some Cody/Gwen, oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/12/2009 - [Cody, Lindsay, Gwen] - Complete
Another Great Depression and World War III by rsh13 reviews
As adults, the four boys experience the second Great Depression and WWIII. Het ON HIATUS
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009
Sleepover! by 04daviszoe reviews
Stendy! Two-Part Oneshot. Total South Park Randomness! xD
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
The Hanukkah Story:South Park Style by Mutt13 reviews
The story of Hanukkah being told through the cast of South Park.An Xmas party leaves Kyle feeling lonely yet this holiday season he is not as lonely when Mutt hangs with him and the Broflovksis to learn the traditions and story of Hanukkah.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009
Discussions With AntiMe by east-side-stories reviews
Noah is bored out of his mind and looking for a conversation with the latest loser, Justin. Unfortunately he is presented with nothing close to that.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Noah, Justin - Complete
Coupling by Lonestarr reviews
One of the keys to a successful marriage is keeping an open mind.
Replacements - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Cake is for by super manako sohma reviews
Christophe hates cake; it is for pussies. Gregory, however, fixes that. This be my first GregoryxChristophe pairing. I love this pairing.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Fantasies by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Implied slash. Saddam teases Damien about Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Saddam H., Damien - Complete
Welcome To Plays Des Losers, Heather! by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
The campers at Playa Des Losers greet Heather, and lets just say they 'LOVE' her hair! Oneshot for Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Heather - Complete
Crashed The Wedding by Madcow5678 reviews
Chapter five up! After Shelley Marsh leaves Kevin heartbroken, he knows he has to do something. Unfortunately, that something involves crashing the love of his life's wedding. Told from Kenny's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kenny M.
The End of The End by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Kenny x Damien slash. Quite dark. Damien reflects on Kenny's final demise.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Damien, Kenny M. - Complete
Adults by rsh13 reviews
Conversation between the now grown-up South Park kids just the four main characters . Rated for langauge. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Worth It All by Van the Key of Lain reviews
He was miserable for being here. She was miserable for having left. A three month holiday vacation holds many surprises for them, as well as Stan and Kyle. Eventual Ike/Shelly. M for Language, and future graphic content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Shelly M., Ike B.
The Unpopular Table by Tweek'd reviews
Pip, Damien, Dog Poo, and Scott Malkinson aren't the most popular kids at school. They discuss what they think of Cartman and their group. Rated T for naughty language. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Does This Mean Goodbye? by Tweek'd reviews
Just a cute and short story about Butters and Bradley.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Butters S.
Not Gay for Pip! by JoeMerl reviews
Possibly the first fanfiction ever where Damien is explicitly heterosexual. If only he could get anyone to believe it. Damien/Henrietta romance, Damien/Pip friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - [Damien, Henrietta] Pip P., Stan M. - Complete
The TDI Fanfiction Break Room by Parody-lover reviews
Ever wonder what the characters of TDI think of the way they're portrayed in fanfictions?
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
deja vu by kyleisgod reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Bunch of Emo Teenaged Faggots in Love by JoeMerl reviews
...With Each Other. The boys stumble across a fanfiction site and try to make sense of a show with their town in the title. Reviews or flames greatly appreciated.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Tweek T. - Complete
The Miss Cowbell Pageant by Otempora42 reviews
The Miss Cowbell Pageant, the biggest event in town, is about to start. Being South Park, it will involve crossdressing, whorish little sisters, gender politics, sabotage, and a grand prize of 10,000 dollars. And, of course, Jesus.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,373 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Not Happening, Dude by Fireness reviews
In which Kenny gives a damn good reason for not wanting to go on the class summer trip.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Adventures of Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger by Sweet Possum reviews
all about Stan and Wendy's relationship, from where they first met, and to the end.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
I Kissed a Girl by TripleS-18 reviews
Semi-based off the hit song by Katy Perry. Wendy is at a party and feels like experimenting. WendyXBebe. Written spontaneously by an insomniac. Rated for a few curses and teen drinking. R&R plz.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
Get Ready by TeddyBearCutie reviews
South Park is having it first ever Sadie Hawkins Dance,and Bebe is taking this as way to ask Kyle.But doing It may be harder that she thought.HET.KyBe/StaNdy/KenLly/Heidman,and other pairings
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bebe S., Kyle B.
Save De Day by Ster J reviews
Chekov saves the day folding laundry. What? Did you expect me to have him scrubbing toilets?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - P. Chekov - Complete
Secrets by Loca Bambina reviews
In South Park, keeping up with the who-likes-who can be confusing... especially for Kenny, who happens to be in the middle of it all for some reason.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,506 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
Love or Infatuation? by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
Shelly Marsh is lusted after by notorious bully Trent Boyette, but admired by the notoriously dorky Kevin McCormick. Meanwhile, Kenny empathizes with Ze Mole's crappy life. These two love stories are connected by covert operations, gritty fights of shovel on sub sandwich, perverted preps, twisted smurfs, Principal Dave Chappell's Sesame Street analogies, and a dark family secret.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006 - [Shelly M., Kevin McCormick] [Christophe, Kenny M.] - Complete
Impossible, Embarrassing Love by Sweet Possum reviews
Kyle is in love with a girl who he can never get together with. oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Kyle B. - Complete
And then I die by Madcow5678 reviews
Kenny's thoughts on the world around him , and the people in it. Set during Kenny Dies. No pairings-StuartxCarol if anything. Can be a one-shot, but if anyone wants me to carry it on, then I will
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Kenny M.
Look Who's Back From Gay Camp by ultranaff reviews
What happens after Butters came back from that homosexual purification camp for children
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
A Future For Us by Luna C. Starque reviews
Erm... eh. It's a oneshot. Somebody dies, it's a bit sad.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kenny M., Kelly
Meg's Boyfriend by Malcolm Fox reviews
Meg meets a 7 11 Clerk named Zack, they fall in love and a bunch of crazy stuff happens. The story now comes to a close as Zack's ex returns into his life and may ruin everything. Read and Review please.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 158,802 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Meg G. - Complete
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Oedipus Complex by Cszemis reviews
After being dared to seduce the whorish Liane Cartman, Kenny learns that he and Cartman’s Mom may not be so different after all. Cartman however is being torn between fighting for a university place, Wendy, and his mother’s honour. CartmanxWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,140 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Bruises by Brown Sugar1 reviews
Wendy believes that Stan is cheating on her so she takes matters into her own hands. Not a slash. DONE! Please R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,604 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Style on Strike by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan and Kyle go on strike against slash stories. Oneshot. Style. Mildly slashy...whether they like it or not. Crude sexual humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
That Jesus Only Knew Man by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Like TJOKM, only with less wangst and more sex. Stan and Kyle still aren't gay. BebeKennyMole
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Christophe, Bebe S. - Complete
Our First Time by EndlessMasquerading reviews
[Oneshot] Stan and Wendy have been together since they were 8 years old and now they're older they've decided to take their relationship to the next step.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Family Affairs by Are We Human reviews
Sequel to At 'Home With The Masters Of Horror'. Freddy and Nancy are engaged and happy. Well, they are untill an unexpected family member comes to visit. Freddy and Nancy go to Hollywood! Rated 'T' for strong language and gore. FINALLY UPDATED! ENJOY!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Jealous of a Canadian by Call Me Blue Streak reviews
Jealousy: [jeh·luh·see] noun, plural: ous, ies. 1. Envious resentment against a rival, a person enjoying success or advantage. Or against anothers' success or advantage itself. Het pairings: KyleRebecca, StanWendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,164 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kyle B., Rebecca C.
Hands Free by Citizenjess reviews
Yoda, um. Masturbates. Really. This wasn't my idea, but sadly, I've probably written worse. Takes place in the Jedi Quest universe, because I am a total Jude Watson slut.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Yoda - Complete
Stranger Than Fan Fiction by Ster J reviews
Kirk and the crew are hearing a strange voice that is commentating unflatteringly on what they are doing. Inspired by Will Farrel's new movie. Slash implied
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
The Oblivious One by Teklah reviews
Wendy is confused about her friend's sudden strange behaviour. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Father Son Battle by Zillah 91 reviews
LittleGodzilla tries to wake Godzilla up one morning, and later faces a battle of his own.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Animals by sweetfur reviews
Sometimes we forget that we're only animals...KennyWendy, StanKyle. Not much up yet. Heavy slash and het in later chapters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Our Heaven by Athena1999 reviews
Angsty Kenny. Even angstier Pip. Not even eternal damnation can come between them... if only they knew the truth about the other.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kenny M., Pip P. - Complete
Ten Years Death by LenaxROCK reviews
Kenny dies a lot, but he always comes back the next episode. But what if Kenny died and didn't come back for 10 years?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
At Home With The Masters Of Horror by Are We Human reviews
Following the lives of the villains of all our favourite horror movies as they unite together. But someone is out to kill them all! Will the killer be revealed? Rated 'T' for violence, gore and strong language.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,611 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
BOOBS by silverdragoneyes14 reviews
Harry and Ron walk in on Ginny and Hermione having a fight on who's boobs are bigger. Sorry. i was sleep deprived when i wrote this. please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Promises by kyleisgod reviews
Stan and Wendy made a promise to one another before breaking up. Can they keep it?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Increasingly Improbable Events by Seaouryou reviews
[Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Kenny M. - Complete
A Simple Matter of Anatomy by rhitmcshanm reviews
Hermione walks into a bar. It is the final strawonly a bar can solve this problem. WIKTT Bar Challenge entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Kids and a Slappy by missterio reviews
FINISHED! Joey thinks it's so awesome that he gets a free Slappy doll from a Goosebumps convention, but the longer he has it, the worse things get. Dummies can't REALLy come to life for us... or can they?
Goosebumps - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,834 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Transfusion by Elendraug reviews
She's broken, but can't afford a replacement for herself. Femmeslash. "Susan" / Carol and Sheila.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Sheila B., Carol M. - Complete
Who Would Have Thought by Trippy Libby reviews
Cartman deals with the loss of Kenny in a not so good way. Until, he finds a book that contains a ressurection spell. Rating for male/male relations.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002
All Things Must Pass by SnowCalico reviews
A short story exploring the possibility that Stan and Wendy don't stay together forever. Not your typical silly South Park fic, and a real 360 degree turn from how I usually write them. Don't hurt me Matt and Trey!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2001
Almost Perfect by Snodin reviews
Children have been disappearing in the quiet little mountain town, and now Stan and company are going to know why...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2000 - Complete
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You Probably Won't Be Surprised How It Ends reviews
In the less-than-exciting season finale of 'South Park: Unleashed', Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Inspector Butters, must team up with the Park County Police and the Mayor to investigate a complex hostage crisis involving a half-dozen townspeople, including Kenny and Wendy, connected to the mysterious Jigsaw Killer. (Saw parody/homage; 3rd rewrite, still sucks balls)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Written in the Stars reviews
PERMANENT HIATUS; thanks to NoseBridgePinch and Mad Cow5678 for co-writing and AnonPaul for a rockin' cover!; "Their love is written in the stars, but the world conspires to keep them apart..." (Matt Stone); Her political career washed up and with nobody left to turn to, Wendy Testaburger turns to the only person left she trusts - her longtime ex-boyfriend, Stan Marsh. Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Stan M., Wendy Testaburger] Butters S.
Rich Boy, Poor Boy reviews
REPOST FROM 2011; When the class nerd Kevin Stoley wins a ten million dollar prize in a Star Wars contest, his popularity soars to surprising new heights. Eric Cartman will do anything to be Kevin's new best friend, and he's not the only kid in the running. Kevin's old friends and sister, however, don't want to be left behind. Hints of Revin
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16 - Kevin S., Red, Eric Cartman, Ester S. - Complete
The Former Life of Stan reviews
Written in 2011, follow-up to "You're Getting Old"; Stan Marsh's world is crumbling around him and he doesn't know where to turn as his clinical cynicism continues to become more and more severe. His recently-divorced father, meanwhile, wants to take advantage of his youth. Meanwhile, the boys try to find a suitable replacement for Stan when they become obsessed with a gaming fad.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Stan M., Randy M., Sharon M., Kyle B. - Complete
And Then There Were Less reviews
Multimillionaire Token Black desperately wants to make up for past sins in his youth, then mad with power, and invites his now adult former classmates and their families to his luxurious mansion for a weekend. When a patron is shot mysteriously, a complex murder mystery unfolds where anyone could be the killer. Probably. Maybe not Bradley though. (Originally written in 2011)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
John's Crappy Drabbles reviews
A collection of over eight years' worth (2006 - 2013) of absolute South Park-inspired garbage, largely unedited from their original uploads. Includes gen, family and het, both silly and serious stuff, and pretty much every SP character you can imagine, from Eric Cartman to Sharon Marsh to Kevin Mephesto. More reposts to come!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 57,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2014
A Marsh Family Thanksgiving reviews
Co-written with NoseBridgePinch. The Marsh family has a family reunion to celebrate the holidays, including Sharon's extended family. In addition to dealing with his parents, sister, grandfather, uncle Jimbo and Ned, Stan must also deal with an aunt, an uncle and a cousin he never knew he had. At least 'honorary nephew' Kenny can help lighten the workload... right? (OC parody)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M., Randy M., Sharon M. - Complete
RIP Jenny McCormick reviews
Please, for the love of God, don't read this.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., OC - Complete
The Future reviews
Don't read this one, either. I'm not proud of it and it's half a decade out of date but one day I'm going to finish it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Stan M., Timmy
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