Author has written 9 stories for South Park.
My name is John, I'm twenty years old, from just outside Chicago, IL, and occasionally participate in the South Park, Total Drama, and Harry Potter fanficdoms. I don't really write much here anymore due to a variety of factors but things may pop in from time-to-time in the South Park category. The following fanfics were all written (*regardless of listed upload date*) between 11/9/2006 and 2/24/2013 unless stated otherwise. I drew all of my own story covers here using Microsoft Paint, traced from official SP images or drawn myself from scratch, except for 'Written in the Stars' which is by AnonPaul on DeviantArt. I check my inbox frequently and have no problem discussing fanfiction despite my lack of recent activity, so I implore you not to be afraid to shoot me a private message!
I honestly and sincerely apologize for any and all content that could/can be considered, literally or hypothetically, misogynistic, racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, hetero-normative, transphobic, ableist, or otherwise offensive to anyone within these fanfics. I never intended to offend or hurt people with anything I wrote (except Mr. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church) but realize now that some of the content I wrote can be considered upsetting and harmful to others. Many of these stories will be rewritten in the future, real life allowing, to eliminate such content. Thank you for your patience and understanding.