Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Junjō Romantica, Two and a Half Men, Ranma, A Clockwork Orange, Death Note, Labyrinth, Underland Chronicles, Zombieland, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Bones, and Watchmen.
I care not for these ladies
They must be wooed and prayed
Give me kind Amaryllis
The wanton country maid
Nature art disdaineth
Her beauty is her own
Her when we court and kiss
She cries: forsooth, let go!
But when we come where comfort is
She will never say no,
If I love Amaryllis
She fives me fruit and flowers
But if we love these ladies
We must give them golden showers
Give them gold that sell love
Give me the nut brown lass
Who, when we court and kiss,
She cries: forsooth, let go!
But when we come where comfort is,
She will never say no.
The ladies must have pillows
And beds by strangers wrought
Give me a bower of willows
Of moss and leaves unbought
And fresh Amaryllis
With milk and honey feed,
Who, when we court and kiss
She cries: forsooth, let go!
But when we come where comfort is,
She will never say no.
- "I care not for these ladies" by Thomas Campion
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights
We are the parents who buried our daughter before her time
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are they only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I might be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating. I was simply too much to bear.
We are couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I don't want management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to see the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly cold and distant when they found out my partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-abuse survivor who has no support system because I am male
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-ecomonics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his Christian loving parents he loves another male.
Homophobia is wrong. Please post this if you agree. Don't be afraid to tell people.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, copy this to your profile.
If you're a Bakura fangirl, copy this to your profile
If you're a Ryou fangirl, copy this to your profile
If you're a Yugi fangirl, copy this to your profile
If you're a Yami fangirl, copy this to your profile
If you've ever screamed your favorite anime character's name out the window randomly just to scare people, copy this to your profile
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) TainedDust01 (I love plushy...) shampoo147 (Where would I be without my Cuggles?)
If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) TainedDust01 (Yugi) (Yu-Gi-Oh!) shampoo147 (Fruits Basket)
If you like to copy and paste stuff onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the sane girls in the world who sees Twilight for the monstrosity it truly is, and goes to the movies for the express purpose of laughing at how ridiculous they are, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wished that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you still type in the "chicken-peck" way, copy and paste this into your profile.
"You're just jealous because the voices talk to me and not you." If you are insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. Geeks will one day rule the universe. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Go GEEKS!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan; Zutara Lover; Archangel's Requiem; Lady Sakura of the Fated; Emy Em Em; Kiska King; ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone; goody goody gumdrop 06; Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess; Flygon Pirate; CommandoGirl; Atem's Sister Atea; Kim Ritani; TaintedDust; shampoo147
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!)
I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
I have dreams about being in an anime/a manga, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile: EcoliandDahChihuahua; Flower of the Desert; Blue Tiger-chan; BleedingSaro; Tomboy 601; Yami'sotherHikari; Lara The Dark Angel; MoonlightSpirit; Atem's Sister Atea; Kim Ritani; TaintedDust; shampoo147
You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love/obsessed with an anime character. Put your pen-name into this and name the character in parentheses: Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo); AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD); Rubyqueen808 (Jesse Anderson/Johan Anderson); Autumn-Angel-31 (Jim 'Crocodile' Cook); Atem's Sister Atea (Pharaoh Atem, he's SO BEYOND HOT!!); Kim Ritani (Yami Bakura, 'CUZ EVIL IS AWSOME!); TaintedDust (Yugi Motou/ Ryou Bakura, Their sooo cute and sweet! LoveThemTil'Death XD);shampoo147 (Ciel Phantomhive/Akito, they’re so effing cute!)
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan , then put this on your profile
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the kid that people look through when I say something.
I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. ( I don’t even own a cell phone)
I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Zakmaniac, Toaster-Omlette, TaintedDust; shampoo147
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for getting sugar high."
You live off of sugar and caffeine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen, pencil or paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
This is a true story: A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
(Can't say I didn't warn you.)
((effing creepy, as I am paranoid, almost-neurotic, and superstitious, and I found this at 11:55 at night))
LOVE ME HATE ME, EVERYBODY IS SEEKING AMY!! WHO LOVES PURPLE FLOWER? I DO I DO, THEN GET IT!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? WHY HELLO MR CAKE, CAN I EAT YOU! SCREW THIS ST I'M OUT OF HERE IF NOBODY HAS CANDY!! I LOVE CANDY, I ALWAYS KEEP ONE IN MY BAG OR ASK FOR SOME... I LOVE YAOI, SOMEHOW I GOT CONNECTED TO EDWARDXJACAB! ISN'T THAT FUNNY? WHO WANT ICE CREAM! NO NOT FOR YOU GEORGE. I LOVE GIR! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.
SHUT UP AND POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE!! XD
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (oK ON THIS ONE YOU ALL BETTER BOLD THIS BECAUSE YOU write fanfiction duh!!-CHG)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
"Everything we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream" -Edgar Allan Poe
"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." -Albert Einstein
"Just as it is difficult to imagine how we would feel if we had no conscience at all, so it is very hard to use one's imagination to construct an accurate picture of such a person. Amoral and uncaring, does he end up isolated on the edges of society? Does he constantly threaten and snarl and quite possibly drool, devoid as he is of such a fundamental human characteristic? One might easily imagine that Skip grew up to be a killer. In the end, perhaps he murdered his parents for their money. Maybe he wound up dead himself, or in the bowels of a maximum-security prison. Sounds likely, but nothing of the kind actually happened. Skip is still alive, he has never killed anyone, not directly at least, and -so far- he has not seen the inside of any prison. To the contrary, though he has not yet inherited his parents' money, he has become successful and richer than a king. And if you met him now, encountered him as a stranger in a restaurant or on the street, he would look like any other well-groomed middle-aged fellow in a pricey business suit.
How could this possibly be? Did he have a recovery? Did he get better? No. In truth, he got worse. He became Super Skip." -Page 40, The Sociopath Next Door
"His mother is there to be ignored, or sometimes baited. His sister is there to be tormented. Other women are sexual plunder and nothing more. He has been waiting since childhood for his father to do only one thing- to die and leave his money to Skip. His employers are there to be manipulated and used, as his friends have always been. His wife and even his children are meant for the eyes of the world. They are camoflage. Skp is intellectually gifted, and he is fabulous at the gamesmanship of business. But by far him most impressive talent is his ability to conceal from nearly everyone the true emptiness of his heart - and to command the passive silence of those few who do know . . . " Page 43, The Sociopath Next Door.
"If you want a motorcar, you pluck it from the trees. If you want pretty polly, you take it"
"As clear as an unmuddied lake, as an azure sky in the deepest summer, you can rely on me, sir."
"I don't care about the dangers, Father. I just want to be good. I want for the rest of my life to be one act of goodness."
"And I felt a malanky bit sad having to say goodbye to the old starger, 'cause you always will when you leave a place you've, like, gotten used to." -Alex DeLarge
"When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man" -
A Clockwork Orange
1. Panic! At the Disco (She Had the World)
2. Taco (Puttin' On the Ritz)
3. The Cure (Lullaby)
4. Depeche Mode (Personal Jesus)
5. Eminem (is that how it's spelled?) (Stan)
Favorite Anime (for now)
1. Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) (Ciel Phantomhive/Sebastian)
2. Ranma 1/2 (Mousse; Ranma)
3. Inuyasha (Kikyo; Inuyasha; Sesshomaru)
4. Junjou Romantica (Hiroki Kamijou; Misaki Takahashi; Shinobu)
5. Ikoku Irokoi Romantan (all of them)
Favorite Movies (American)
1. Zombieland (Columbus/Tallahassee)
2. A Clockwork Orange (Alexander DeLarge)
3. The Rocky Horor Picture Show (Dr. Frank N' Furter)
4. Benny and Joon (Sam)
5. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Sweeney Todd; Mrs. Lovett)
1. Jesse Eisenberg
2. Johnny Depp
3. Michael Cera
4. Leonardo DiCaprio
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite food: Anything sweet
Favorite past time: sleeping
Favorite genre: Science Fiction
Favorite clothing style: Gothic (Lolita is optional)
Favorite sites: Fanfiction.net; minitokyo.net (or .com); yahoo.com
Favorite school subject: None (math)
Appearance: Female, that's all you need to know.
I don't know why, but I'm taking the quiz, even though I'm not a gay guy
You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Well, that was most . . . unexpected. I thought for sure I would be a uke.
Take the quiz: semeuke.com