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And I’ve begun my misery

I celebrate my death annually

And with no control

I watch my grave grow deeper

(What is wrong with me...)

And while walking towards it

I trip and fall

I sit awake to prevent from falling

And while lying awake I see a door being shut

I begin to suffocate as I gasp for breath

And as I look over my lifeless body

I think to myself

Is this how it ends?

A life composed of misery, a life that trapped me

(The life that killed me)

Song: The Birth of Catastrophe By: With Broken Wings

I'm your average teenage girl with an attitude problem. I like to flip people off when we're driving down the highway, make scary faces at small children, and pants people in public. I tend to be sarcastic and bitter, and I sometimes wish that the whole world would suddenly explode in one great burning mass of rubble, just to get rid of the idiots and closed-minded people of the world.

Okay, since I know all of you are begging to know how I look, here it is:

Age: 15

Height: 5'1 1/2 (so sue me, my mom was 4'11, I'm TALL)

Weight: Psssh, like I'd tell you that

Hair: Shoulder length, semi-frizzy if I don't dry it, blonde

Eyes: big and brown

Skin: TAN! Wahoo, I'm the only person in my family who gets tan!

My Dirty Little Secrets: My toenails grow way too fast to be normal, I usually fart in hottubs because there are allready bubbles, I never kissed a guy, I love my new deodorant, I hate to shave my legs above my knee, I can't have any spots on my shirts.

The Truth Of The Matter Is: I probably hate you, your friends, and your dog, I'm a Harry Potter freak, andI dress in boy's baggy basketball shorts and wifebeater undershirt tops. I think the guy who plays Cyclops in the movies is hot, I wear a size 9 shoe, and I don't do make-up.

Things that Annoy Me: You, you're dry personality, my ex-boyfriend, stupid mistakes, clowns, pink, and Dairy Queen, Happy Harry, Stupid Naive Harry, Snape/Harry relationships, my feet, my sister, rap, crunches, flavored water, and sunrise.

Things That I like: My friends, my dog, Harry Potter, sexy British accents, heavy-metal screamo music, black nail polish, the smell of stuff burning when I light it on fire, flipping people off, blowing stuff up, punching people, cracking my knuckles, freaking people out, playing pranks, sad endings to movies, tide-to-go pens, and poking my bruises.


Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind

You could fit my capacity for happiness in a matchbox without taking out the matches first

An optimist is someone who thinks all is good
A pessimist is someone who laughs at an optimist.
So I'm a pessimist ... Sue me, like I care

Happiness is merely the repression of reality, an escape into a fantasy hiding that what we try to avoid, pain, misery, and insecurity

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear

"Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in"

Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me :) Me all the way bitch! :)

Guys are like slinkies it’s always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw

I ran into my ex the other day... Put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas

Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl

Fact: If you ever hurt get it back 10 times worse...

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk

A man talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassment. A women talks dirty to a man and its $3.95 a min.

Never reflect on your life, it will just depress you

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was fucking awesome"

Stories Now in the Works

The Blind Seer: Bonds Stronger than Blood

Disc: It is not favorable in the Wizarding community to have a disabled child, mentally or physically, young Harry Potter finds that very true in his case. He was blinded when Voldemort attacked, his brother Eric defeated Voldemort, and became The-Boy-Who-Lived. Harry was abandoned at the age of five at Cambridge Hall, a facility for mentally or physically handicapped children. Now he finds that the bonds he is making in his new life at CH are unbreakable. Stronger than blood. Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, all his real family, all closer than his blood relatives. Watch as theythey learn, live, and love, breaking all the rules along the way. When the time comes, the Wizarding World will see the truth.


July 27, 2006 Well, I've made it this far into the summer without getting arrested, hit by a bus, or getting attacked by an old lady with a cane. A new record for me. I'm still alive. I just posted my first chapter of the first story in my saga. It amuses me greatly. Hopefully the reviews will reflect my rare optimism.

July 28, 2006 I'm supprised at the response I got about my story, personally, I though people would tell me it sucked, I got a huge suprise at how openly it was accepted. I even got compliments! Wahoo, I'm not a total loser. I'm updating very frequently. The second chapter of The Blind Seer: Bonds Stronger than Blood is up!

July 29, 2006 I updated again! I told myself that I would wait at least two days! I'm just a sucker for all those sweet reviews. I got even more compliments! Now, there is chapter three posted in Blind Seer: Bonds Stronger than Blood. I'll just sit here and bask in my unatural happiness,I actually think I smiled, look out world!

July 30, 2006 I updated once more, I'm going to have to slow down my pace, I'm not getting enough sleep, I'm just spending all my time writing, and even though I love it, my eyes are getting dry from stairing at the computer screen for so long and I'm having trouble getting my stupid contacts out! Well I got a huge ammount of reviews for chapter three, and I think chapter four will have a good ammount as well. Thanks to Falcon-Rider, I now know that 1,221 people have read my story, 16 have reviewed, my story is in8 C2's, and I have 30 people who put me on their author alerts. My story is 14773 words long! Holy poop on a stick! When did that happen? Anyway, I'm off to go to sleep, goodnight even though it's only three in the afternoon!

August 1, 2006 I updated once again with chapter 5 of The Blind Seer: Bonds Stronger than Blood. I've gotten a huge response about this story, and I can't wait to hear what everyone has to say about my newly posted chapter. I should have chapter seven written soon, everyone is being so supportive, how couldn't I?

August 24, 2006 Holy crap,it took me long enough to update, didn't it? I just posted the 6th chapter of The Blind Seer: Bonds Stronger than Blood. My foot operation went well, though the metal pin in my foot is rather irritating. Hmmm, nothing else new. I got a whole bunch of great reviews for my 5th chapter, I hope I get some more for the 6th.

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It Only Takes A Drop of Blood by Lady Gallatea Ravenclaw reviews
Sometimes, there are harder things than a psychopathic Dark Lord that a teenage wizard can face. Things like dying. Post GOF. Sick!Harry; Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,904 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 14996 - Favs: 11,200 - Follows: 10,836 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Four Realms by Daphne Li reviews
Harry Potter is neglected in infancy, and kidnapped by a person determined to save him. From there he grows up happily, but his life is turned upside down when fate calls on him to return to and save the world he once belonged to. HPGW, RWHG, Summary Insi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,373 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Meeting Again by Sirius1Fan reviews
Harry and Dudley go to their elementary school reunion. What happens when Harry meets old enemies and bullies? COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,667 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Blind Faith: Slytherin's Heir by xyvortex reviews
Sequel to Blind Faith, Harry's second year at Hogwarts with new challenges. Something haunts the halls of the school, hunting down the halfbloods. Who is the Heir of Slytherin, and who will stop him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,350 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P.
Pointed Ears by TouGod reviews
When Harry is changed into an Elf and raised as one, what will happen when he goes back to Hogwarts with some friends? He definitely won't be the same. ON HOLD PENDING REWRITE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P.
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Darkness Rises by neverraven reviews
Harry Potter has gone missing. When a dark stranger appears one year later claiming to be a friend no one knows what to think of him. Will Harry Potter ever reveal himself? And where has he been all this time. Pre-OotP. Pairings undecided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Harry P.
Bella Gerant Alii by Queen of Fairyland reviews
10 yrs ago Harry fled, he's now content in his muggle life, interrupted occasionally by DracoMalfoy, but is horrified when he starts having vivid vision like nightmares, old friends follow shortly after the dreams & invade his previously normal life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Life Alone by Snuffdragon reviews
Harry learns of the prophecy from Petunia at the age of eight and escapes to the streets when the house is attacked. Trying to hide his true identity, can he live on his own? Full summary inside. Alternate Universe, Independant!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 190,677 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Chronicles of Merlin: The Return by jumpin reviews
Formerly Merlin: The Return. Harry Potter wasn't the boy who lived. It was his sister Glory. She was the one that beat Voldemort and is seen as a hero. Harry on the other hand has a power all of his own, and as time goes on it will reveal itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,368 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P.
Predator Black Rage by Flemingo reviews
The long awaited sequel to Predator is here. The second of three Chronicles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
House: Hogwarts Style by JiNglebellz reviews
House, MDHarry Potter Crossover. Post HBP. Harry's sick, and none of the Healers know what's wrong. Hermione calls in a doctor: House, MD. Disclaimer: I don't own House or HP.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,014 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
Predator by Flemingo reviews
HPAVP, HHr. Harry is trained to become a predator. After going away to for a little while Harry comes back and things have changed. Now with alien technology, perfected skills, and an attitude Harry goes out to make the hunters the hunted. COMPLETE. Pleas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Faith by xyvortex reviews
Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,022 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Rebirth and Awakenings by Juliebmr reviews
COMPLETE, 12 Chapters. How Scott Summers got to the Xavier Institute -- and what he found there.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,425 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
The Blind Seer: Bonds Stronger Than Blood reviews
The first story in my series. It has come to be a disgrace in the Wizarding World to have an imperfect child, as young Harry Potter, who is blind, found out. His family may have abandoned him, but there are stronger bonds than blood in this world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,943 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P.