Bandgirlflute
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Joined 06-26-06, id: 1076038, Profile Updated: 03-02-08
Author has written 5 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Fairy Tales, Harry Potter, and Marching Band.

Where I live: America

Occupation: Sprinkler Therapist

Hi I will be writing a lot of fanfiction storys like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Eragon,and others. I am also writing a story with my friend Smilingcow(you should read her stories, there good! Located on my fav author list.). The story is called Taken Away. Also, the characters that you don't reconize in my stories are mine and the plot! Ha Ha Ha...cough, cough. Also, I took off Avari because it wasn't good and I just really tired of it, sorry to the people who had really liked it.

Favorite movies: Lotr, HP, PotO, Star Wars, X-Men, PotC1,2,&3, Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, The Notebook, The Mask of Zorro, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and a whole lot more.

Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Tricksters Choice & sequel, Blue is for Nightmare series, Mary Higgan Clark books, Inheritance trilogy, and others.

Favorite Characters: Oliver Wood, Toad, Nightcrawler, Eragon, Will Truner, Legolas, Anna (VH), Ankin, Padme, Obi-Wan, Luna Lovegood, Jack Sparrow, Murtagh, N. Tonks, Christena(GA),and others.

Favorite Parings: Hermione/Tom Riddle (only when she goes back in time!), some times Hermione/Harry and Hermione/Draco depending on how it is written, Legolas, Oliver, Obi-Wan, Murtagh, and Eragon,.

Hate Parings: any slash! Oliver/Katie ( she is to young for him) Ginny/Draco(never going to happen), Hermione/Oliver ( still to young!) Hermione/Snape(one thing that makes me shutter.) Hermione/Sirius, Legolas/Eoweny, Legolas/Awren(She is to be with only Aragorn). If you like these parings then that is your choise.

Favorite Comedians: Bill Engvall, Dane Cook, and Ron White

Favorite things people say:

"You just cused, you can't do that, you are a monk." VanHelsing, "I am only a frier, I can curse all I want...damn it." Carl: Van Helsing

"Karen, Karen." A mysterious voice. Karen looks around, then at the cookies, "What do you want from me?" Karen, "Were not the cookies, were the pencil sharpener!" Mysterious voice, Karen laughes, "For a second I thought the cookies were talking to me!"Karen:Will and Grace.

Potter Puppet Pals website, all so funny.

The Grinch is on the mountain crying, "I'm all toasty inside. And I'm leaking.": How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Now things things may not be funny to you, or you just think they are stupid, but I like them.

Last of all are my favorite quotes:

You will kiss many frogs before you find your prince.

It doesn't matter how many breaths you take, but how many breath taking moments you make.

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

A friend would bail you out of jail, a good friend would be sitting by you saying, "Dang that was fun."

Why are the football players on the band field?

98 percent of people say they are bringing sexy back. I'm the 2 percent that sexy never left.

A touch of madness a day keeps the people in the happy white coats way!

We lie because it hurts to tell the truth.

If you think Murtagh is gods gift to women then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Band Jokes by King of Saturn reviews
These were given to me by a friend. Equal opportunity bashing. Please enjoy responsibly
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
The Rulebook of Marching Season by Joyful-Sound reviews
A set of guidelines directed at the crazy stuff us band geeks do that our directors don't like. Newest set of rules: Trumpets!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006
Against the Grain by tigress33 reviews
Legolas goes to Rivendell to escape heartbreak and teach a young girl how to fight. As she grows up, she opens Legolas' soul to love once again. Story starts 14 years before the Fellowship of the Ring. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,421 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Tangled Webs of Different Playfields by redtiger reviews
[Sequel to Slytherin Beater Gryffindor Keeper] Morgana Montague thought she could erase Oliver from her life but when fate brings them together again she can no longer deny how she feels but in the meantime, her world is turning upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,629 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Oliver W., G. Montague - Complete
Slytherin Beater Gryffindor Keeper by redtiger reviews
Morgana Montague replaces her brother on the slytherin quidditch team. When she and Oliver Wood form an unwanted attraction will they ever be able to overcome the obstacles fate places in their way or will their differences destroy them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,590 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Oliver W., G. Montague - Complete
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Diary of a Flute Player reviews
This is the diary of a flute player during marching band. It's random nosiness, but it's funny if you are in marching band cause you know that you do the same things too. Just a one shot.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Behind the Mask reviews
Tom Riddle's world was full of lies and hatred, he had never learned what love is. But what happens when a certain girl comes into his world? Will she be able to melt his heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,026 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Tom R. Jr.
Green Dragon reviews
After the battle at the Burning Plains, Eragon and Saphira are ready to go back to Ellesmera. But what happens when they run into someone on the way there? Will this person change Eragons life? Eldest spoiler!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,778 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006
Fairy Godmother Academy reviews
We all know the story of Cinderella. Her Fairy Godmother came and helped her win over Prince Charming. But what about the Fairy Godmother? This is her story about how she became a Godmother. Adventure, humor, friendship, and love.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Sleeping Paris reviews
What happens when Sleeping Beauty is modernized? What would happen if Paris Hilton was Sleeping Beauty and Lindsey Lohan was the Evil Witch? Read and find out. Warning, making fun of celebrities. Oneshot
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete