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Joined 06-26-06, id: 1076077, Profile Updated: 06-25-14
Author has written 13 stories for House, M.D., X-overs, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, and Once Upon a Time.

Account will be going haywire for a while and then shall be deleted. Expect a lot of updates and then a clear out within the next 24 hours.

I may leave the account up with forwarding info available for AO3.

See y'all there :D

For that person who blocked me, who may or may not see this and since I can't reply since you blocked me, you said this;

"What are you talking about? I didn't report you and I didn't know you was censored when I wrote my pm. In all fairness you KNOW your story wasn't a T one BUT I didn't report you. You're taking it out on me because you can't do anything else and all your rant is nothing for administers or anyone else.

Go to fuck yourself asshole"

Boy did YOU get over your aversion to swearing! How did we go from being offended at the phrase 'don't bitch about things you don't understand' to 'go to fuck yourself asshole'?

WOW!

I'm impressed.

Though, in all fairness, it's not that I can't do anything, I have moved on to pastures greener, it's just that i was pissy because I'd just been censored and then there's some pleb who comes along and bitches about my writing style and reads TEN WHOLE CHAPTERS before they decided that it's just toooo ridiculous and that i really need to hear about their opinion even though it's 'just' their opinion.

Seriously, to all you insignificant people out there, if it's 'just' your opinion and you don't even care enough about it to own it, don't fucking bother me with it. I won't care.

Anyway, back to this particular person who knows who they are, I didn't think you had censored me and i did know it wasn't a T and shortly thereafter changed the story to an M.

Also, i'm not quite sure about the last part. My rant is nothing TO administrators? As in they wouldn't care -which i know they don't- or...actually, no, i don't know what you were getting at there.

ANYWAY, just putting this up here. Didn't want things to be left unsaid between us with our witty dialogue and maybe -one day- you can master punctuation and communicate like a human being.

Ciao!

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Catch Me by letgolaughing reviews
AU where Regina and David find themselves tumbling through the hat in to the Enchanted Forest instead of Emma and Snow. Rated M for future chapters. I suck at summaries ;)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 279,742 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, David N./Prince Charming
Gameday by nokhnia reviews
Regina comes home from a long day hoping to relax only to find Ruby and Henry are watching the game. She tries with limited success to pry them away. Fluffy RedQueen oneshot, written for RedQueen Week's Family Day.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Tales of a Wizard: Flesh Masks by Applechip reviews
The vampires of the Red Court have found their way into a new and vulnerable world. Wizard Harry Dresden and Knight of the Cross Michael Carpenter chased after the creatures and now find themselves trapped in the same world the vampires are slowly taking. They must lend their experience to the local inhabitants if they are to fight off the growing horde, and the new Red King.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 247,957 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
Molly Hooper and the Adventure of being Sherlock's flatmate by KendraPendragon reviews
With John moving out and Mrs. Hudson leaving to live with her family in Australia, Molly finds herself as Sherlock's new flatmate (she has no idea how this happened). Can this end in something other than a big fat disaster? Post-Reichenbach, chaos, fun, fluff and steam later on. Sherlolly with a pinch of Warston
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 179,211 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] [John W., Mary M.]
Light in the Darkness by Peacecomesfromwithin reviews
"When it's just the two of us we aren't royals," James argued causing Regina to lose the battle against her smile. "We're just James and Regina."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,878 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, David N./Prince Charming
Biding Time by TyriaT reviews
Wonder Woman learns a little more about what happened during "This Little Piggy" and makes a decision.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,161 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Geeky BMWW Fan reviews
BMWW. Bruce tries to convince Diana to accept one of his gifts, not realizing the consequences of his actions. A silly one-shot.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Insanity in Pegasus by Bil reviews
In which John is obsessed, Carson is amused, and Elizabeth may just die of embarrassment. Sanity is overrated anyway. Sparky. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
What Happens in Oklahoma Part Two: The Parent Trap by The-Lady-Isis reviews
Sarah and Nicholas Wayne know three things for sure. Daddy loves Mommy. Mommy loves Daddy. Neither of them are willing to do anything about it! Can the twins gets Bruce and Diana to admit that finally, without risking their own lives?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Silence before the Storm by Julechan reviews
What if Captain Miller had come to St.Claire earlier? AU, Killing Game addition. Mostly J/C stuff, parts of the episodes integrated.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Shower with a Friend by DD Agent reviews
Billy has an excellent idea to preserve water. Laura goes to try it out with Bill.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/26/2009 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Hey, don't look at me by screaminheathen69 reviews
The Earth goes boom. House is involved. Of course.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Published: 12/8/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Shut The Door by ellymelly reviews
The War was started by Laura. It evolved. Bill rebelled. There are many plans. And only one will be victorious. Bill knows it's going to be him. Laura knows he's wrong.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - L. Roslin, W. Adama
A Long Slow Fade by Tidwell reviews
The power of suggestion has enabled House to cut back on his Vicodin use. But as his therapy sessions progress, why is his need for them stronger than it ever was for his pills? HouseMedium crossover. No knowledge of Medium necessary. Spooky stuff.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Medium - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 139,130 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - G. House - Complete
Night Time Visit by guardian angel1 reviews
I write smut. It involves a very obvious coupling
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too by Wicked Thespian reviews
A Huddy fic. Okay guys. Chapter 6 is not a T chapter. It is M, for sure, and very mature. If you are not old enough, or don't like it, don't read it. Chapter 20 is up! THE END.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,202 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Forbidden Fascination by Kimberley Jackson reviews
How Gibbs learned about Kate's tattoo...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Issue at Hand by Geeky BMWW Fan reviews
A what-if story. What if Bruce and Diana got married and got to procreating? AU, obviously
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,441 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Clash by gidget89 reviews
..it was so typical of her to take two things that should clash and make them fit seamlessly together. Like they were always meant to go together and the rest of the female population were just too stupid to see it. HouseCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
All In by JD11 reviews
And there they were again, sparing verbally after having challenged the other to demonstrate their finesse on the piano. It was an infinitely fun and stimulating game of foreplay in an endless relationship of unresolved tension and lust. Huddy
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Games by Mindy35 reviews
KIBBS. Can Scrabble be sexy?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - [Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] - Complete
Mile High Club by Mindy35 reviews
KIBBS. Plane travel can do strange things to some people.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - [Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] - Complete
BSG Damage Control by Mariel3 reviews
Bill starts out reluctant. Laura's determined. And Tory? Well, she's Tory...AR
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
The Laws of Attraction by Hybridbabe reviews
When the events of tracking down an Ancient weapon against the Ori lead to him hungover, with her in his bed and a ring on his finger, Daniel Jackson learns the meaning of marriage and comfort from Vala Mal Duran. [Post TPTB]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - D. Jackson, Vala
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The 'Evil' is Silent reviews
A StableQueen pairing story. Set after 'The Doctor', an AU where Regina manages to bring Daniel's sanity back along with his body. Of course, nothing is ever that easy for her. Full summary inside. Be prepared for adult language, a butt load of explosions, sorcery, werewolves and dragons oh-my! Evil/Charming friendship, Henry/Regina family galore.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,883 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Daniel
Heart and a Half reviews
Hunting Queen (bit old fashioned I know). AU wherein Regina realises that she loves Graham and she can't bear to kill him. She gives him his heart back instead and that's just the start of her problems. It's pretty dark so watch as you go.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,518 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
Just Let Me Do It Already reviews
Formerly 'Just Let Me Write the Damn Action Sequences Already'. The thoughts I have whilst watching Season 3B. Mostly a collection of drabbles. If I was writing Outlaw Queen and BAMF Regina, this is what ye'd get. Rated mainly for language but that may change if I want to be saucy. Mostly Outlaw Queen as well.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood
Teething Troubles reviews
Sequel to Midlife Crisis. Read that one first if you wanna know what the hell is going on. Rated for the usual adult language and sitches.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Time's Seasons Saga: Human Nature reviews
Part three in the series. The Cylons are attacking, one of our heroes is missing and it's all going to hells. Rated for adult themes and language.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - W. Adama, L. Roslin
A Dog's Life reviews
House's patients curse him all the time. What if one of them actually had some power behind it? What's Cuddy to do with her top Dr licking her in odd places? Rated for my usual stuff.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Time's Seasons Saga: Growing Pains reviews
Second in series. Bill and Laura adjust to the events of Bad Blood, Colton and Edric work things out a little, Billy makes a reappearance and Lee gets his face broken. Rated for language and UST.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Time's Seasons Saga: Bad Blood reviews
Rodama fic. The Fleet comes across some remnants from the first Cylon war and they will have lasting effects for the Admiral, the President and the entirety of humanity. Rated for language and the ick.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Constants reviews
Just a fic to show that, despite many, many, MANY things being different, some things will always be the same. Probably the tamest thing i've ever written.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Midlife Crisis reviews
"Other people inherit money, country estates or vintage cars. What do I get?...A parasite." I had to do it. Rated for language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Love Stinks reviews
Inspired by Pepe le Pew of all things. House acts decidedly not himself. Cuddy says 'le eep' a lot. Rated for my usual stuff not intended to be serious at all.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/4/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Family Secret reviews
Cuddy has two little secrets. A play on the Cuddy having secret kids plot line, a little bit different though. some laughs and some angst. Explicit everything and OCs abound. Follow up story to be published soon.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,582 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Insomnia Blink reviews
Uuum, just me writing about how exasperating it is to be a writer. Crossovers too numerous to count. proper summary in Author's Note. Rated for Language.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete