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Joined 06-26-06, id: 1076077, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 41 stories for House, M.D., X-overs, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, NCIS, Justice League, Once Upon a Time, and Dresden Files.

Hey, Scribe here,

So, been getting a lot of messages lately from people requesting that i write more House fanfiction and, sorry peeps, but that's incredibly unlikely to happen. The most recent plot bunny i had was involving a Sarah Connor Chronicles crossover (kinda) and would mostly have involved me maiming House at every opportunity because i really, really, REALLY, hate him.

Yup, hell of a reversal i know, but the guy does my nut. I can't stand his character.

I hate addicts and arseholes and those are his two main selling points. He never grows as a character, even when he changes it's for a limited time only and i'm just plain done.

SO...it is now incredibly unlikely that i will finish any House fanficitons that i have posted. I know that's going to be a disappointment to a lot of people but i'm mega busy with working, writing, drawing and otherwise following my own pursuits. Real life, sadly, intrudes. I do still write fanfictions to unwind but i haven't published any because i know how terrible i am at finishing them.

I made a rule with myself to only publish finished stuff, so here we are.

So justice league stuff is still going on, as is discworld stuff and possibly whatever oneshot type stuff i decide to churn out. Other than that, i'm all tapped out for free writing.

You guys have all been great, i have cherished all the support and feedback i've been given over the years by all of the followers and favers out there and it's been fecking magical.

And le book should be published soon (fingers crossed).

I shall update with when it can be bought and hopefully a lot of people will :D

Salutations and felicitations to you all,

Scribe xox

ON A SIDE NOTE!

Has anyone else noticed that fanfiction seems to be getting worse?

I don't know if it's because i have improved as a writer or because people give less of a shit than i did/do or if it's poor education, but i have been WADING through shite on this site and finding very little of value (Once Upon a Time/Sherlock/MLP/Dresden is what i'm reading right now).

Here's some hints;

-Present tense should NOT be used to tell stories, neither should personal prose, you are not TALKING to the reader or writing them a letter, you are telling them how events unfolded. As in, have already happened. Not happening now. In the past. So past tense. Geddit?

-PICK A TENSE...and stick to it. This is not hard. Just remember that it happened in the past.

-:Flashback: -when in the history of EVER have you seen that in a real novel or come up on screen on a TV show? Write when and where, sure, pinpoint it that way but if i have someone point out to me -like i'm a complete and utter fucking moron- that this shit happened before the stuff i'm reading now, i'll lose my gorram mind and flip the table clean out the window. I will admit i will have done this in my own fics, so don't repeat my mistakes! Sort your lives out.

-Formatting; get that shit sorted. If you have to put in the author's note what italics means or what bold means or even what bold/underlined/over emphasised/italic crapola means, then you're not doing it right. If people are confused over what your formatting means, you haven't done it correctly. Don't overuse it either, if you're writing a bloody flashback, write it like you would everything else. Reading screeds of stuff in freaking italics is pissing me off.

-Inverted Italics: if you HAVE to write something in masses of italics -if you really, really have to- then the correct way to emphasise a word is to invert it. So, if you're writing in italics like this, to make a word stand out you switch it back to regular. Don't put it in bold, that shit's annoying.

-SUPERFLUOUS PUNCTUATION!!!!11!!!!?*&£$": Good grief, end your love affair with the exclamation point. You only need one! That's it. If it's yelled, and a question, then you may have a exclamation point AND a question mark BUT ONLY ONE OF EACH! If you really have to emphasise what you're writing, consider italics and bold but keep that shit under control too. I know it's really tempting considering how many buttons you have to play with on your keyboard, but you must exercise some restraint. We're all grown ups here (and if not we should have the decency to act like them) and should be able to write something without rolling our faces across our keyboard to see what sticks.

-The written silence: Alright THIS; "..." annoys me on levels i cannot properly express. It makes me want to hurl so badly that i could vomit up all of my internal organs into a stinking meat sculpture of myself. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING INTERNET COMIC! If your character is talking and they pause YOU FUCKING WRITE THAT THEY ARE PAUSING AND THINKING ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SAY *pantwheezepant*. This "..." is not an acceptable line of dialogue. I've seen it in several fics and it is completely unacceptable. What the hell did you guys learn in school? Did you even go?

-F*ck!ng Cens@rship: Here's a hint, if you want to swear in your writing, go ahead and do it. You'll have to up the rating, but you'll look like less of an arse in the long run. If you're going to write one of your characters swearing but don't actually want to cuss in your writing, then there are ways around that too, you just have to be creative. Which shouldn't be outwith the realm of possibilities if you're writing sodding fanfiction. For example 'Cuddy awoke in the middle of the night, padding carefully through the darkened house to the bathroom. A wild door appeared and she stubbed her toe against it with a shock of pain. Hopping on one foot, Cuddy clutched at her toes and swore a streak so blue that it was Prussian'. See? Not hard. Writing '"F*ck!" Emma swore.' Makes everybody look stupid and me hit the exit button for your fic.

-The Dark Scenes; here's a hint; SEX does not equal DARK...okay, so, yes, some sex occurs in the dark but the act itself is not dark. If you think this is the case then you need to REALLY step back and take a look at why you think so. It is a natural occurrence in all walks of life, without it you wouldn't be here. Your dad did it with your mom. I'll give you a second to absorb that...now let's move on. I seriously worry for people that think sex is a dark and horrible thing -as is sometimes inferred in their author's note or the summary of their story 'this here's a pretty dark chapter' - oft times it doesn't mean awful things happened to the characters, it means they got laid like a freaking rug. Rape, is dark. Torture, is dark. Abuse -of any form- is DARK. Sex between two consenting adults, is fun. Even if it's kinky, if they're both enjoying it, it's all good. If you're uncomfortable writing this sort of thing, why are you writing it? Put on your big girl panties and man up. It takes work to build up your confidence but you will get there and the first step in that direction is to stop thinking of sex scenes or the act itself as being dirty, wrong or shameful.

-Literally All Metaphors - okay, you're trying to find your style, you want to set the mood, you use imagery to do that...but sometimes a spade is just a spade and not 'the mighty cleaver of the sod of the realm, biter of loam, like a great shield crashing down on a green ocean'...that kind of shit makes you sound like a wanky pretentious moron. Sometimes characters DO just walk across rooms. Sometimes they ponder things, get mired into their thoughts and allegorise everything but -for the love of crap- it isn't just one or the other. Mix 'em up. I would like to actually know what is going on in a scene rather than trying to figure out the hazy as fuck metaphors you've got streaming out of every orifice...metaphorically speaking of course.

-Laid Like a Rug- right, i think this is an Americanism, but let me clear it up: carpets are laid, dead people are laid to rest someone cannot laid there. 'Regina laid there' is not right. I've seen it several times, it's not accurate. She can lie there or lay there but that's it. That goes for everyone else too, not just Evil Queens. Get. It. Sorted.

-Gesturing; oh my god, i hate this word. Another Americanism, in that i have seen this in many a film. It RUINED How to Train Your Dragon for me ("you just gestured to all of me" WHAT THE FUCK?!). 'Gestured' is like 'got' BE MORE SPECIFIC! It's such a filler word. Like you couldn't be arsed to think of something more accurate. In HTTYD, Hiccup really means 'pointed' in Pacific Rim Rally/Rawly/whatever stupid ass name he has really means 'expression'. There is no real rational reason for my vitriol against this particular word other than i hate it so much it energises me. I could run ten miles to hit Hiccup in the face over this. It does my nut.

...aaaaaaannndd i'm done i think.

Wow, that turned out quite ranty but it's been pissing me off for a while now.

Also, if you're offended by any of the above, it means your guilty of doing this shit. So step back and think about what you're doing, correct yourself and stop wasting everybody's time. If you PM me about it to complain, all i'm going to read is 'I have a tiny dick and you made it retreat up behind my shrivelled ballsack by treating me like a big boy and saying stuff i don't like'. Take charge of your actions, improve yourself, that's what fanfiction is FOR.

Well, that and having your favourite pairing screwing like a pair of greased weasels.

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Catch Me by letgolaughing reviews
AU where Regina and David find themselves tumbling through the hat in to the Enchanted Forest instead of Emma and Snow. Rated M for future chapters. I suck at summaries ;)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 165,316 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Prince Charming/David N.
Molly Hooper and the Adventure of being Sherlock's flatmate by KendraPendragon reviews
With John moving out and Mrs. Hudson leaving to live with her family in Australia, Molly finds herself as Sherlock's new flatmate (she has no idea how this happened). Can this end in something other than a big fat disaster? Post-Reichenbach, chaos, fun, fluff and steam later on. Sherlolly with a pinch of Warston
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 154,979 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] [John W., Mary M.]
Tales of a Wizard: Flesh Masks by Applechip reviews
The vampires of the Red Court have found their way into a new and vulnerable world. Wizard Harry Dresden and Knight of the Cross Michael Carpenter chased after the creatures and now find themselves trapped in the same world the vampires are slowly taking. They must lend their experience to the local inhabitants if they are to fight off the growing horde, and the new Red King.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 202,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden
Light in the Darkness by Peacecomesfromwithin reviews
"When it's just the two of us we aren't royals," James argued causing Regina to lose the battle against her smile. "We're just James and Regina."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,878 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Prince Charming/David N.
Biding Time by TyriaT reviews
Wonder Woman learns a little more about what happened during "This Little Piggy" and makes a decision.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,161 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Geeky BMWW Fan reviews
BMWW. Bruce tries to convince Diana to accept one of his gifts, not realizing the consequences of his actions. A silly one-shot.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Insanity in Pegasus by Bil reviews
In which John is obsessed, Carson is amused, and Elizabeth may just die of embarrassment. Sanity is overrated anyway. Sparky. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
What Happens in Oklahoma Part Two: The Parent Trap by The-Lady-Isis reviews
Sarah and Nicholas Wayne know three things for sure. Daddy loves Mommy. Mommy loves Daddy. Neither of them are willing to do anything about it! Can the twins gets Bruce and Diana to admit that finally, without risking their own lives?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Silence before the Storm by Julechan reviews
What if Captain Miller had come to St.Claire earlier? AU, Killing Game addition. Mostly J/C stuff, parts of the episodes integrated.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Shower with a Friend by DD Agent reviews
Billy has an excellent idea to preserve water. Laura goes to try it out with Bill.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2009 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Hey, don't look at me by screaminheathen69 reviews
The Earth goes boom. House is involved. Of course.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Published: 12/8/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Shut The Door by ellymelly reviews
The War was started by Laura. It evolved. Bill rebelled. There are many plans. And only one will be victorious. Bill knows it's going to be him. Laura knows he's wrong.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - L. Roslin, W. Adama
A Long Slow Fade by Tidwell reviews
The power of suggestion has enabled House to cut back on his Vicodin use. But as his therapy sessions progress, why is his need for them stronger than it ever was for his pills? HouseMedium crossover. No knowledge of Medium necessary. Spooky stuff.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Medium - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 139,130 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - G. House - Complete
Night Time Visit by guardian angel1 reviews
I write smut. It involves a very obvious coupling
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too by Wicked Thespian reviews
A Huddy fic. Okay guys. Chapter 6 is not a T chapter. It is M, for sure, and very mature. If you are not old enough, or don't like it, don't read it. Chapter 20 is up! THE END.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,202 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Forbidden Fascination by Kimberley Jackson reviews
How Gibbs learned about Kate's tattoo...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Issue at Hand by Geeky BMWW Fan reviews
A what-if story. What if Bruce and Diana got married and got to procreating? AU, obviously
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,441 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Clash by gidget89 reviews
..it was so typical of her to take two things that should clash and make them fit seamlessly together. Like they were always meant to go together and the rest of the female population were just too stupid to see it. HouseCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
All In by JD11 reviews
And there they were again, sparing verbally after having challenged the other to demonstrate their finesse on the piano. It was an infinitely fun and stimulating game of foreplay in an endless relationship of unresolved tension and lust. Huddy
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Games by Mindy35 reviews
KIBBS. Can Scrabble be sexy?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Mile High Club by Mindy35 reviews
KIBBS. Plane travel can do strange things to some people.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
BSG Damage Control by Mariel3 reviews
Bill starts out reluctant. Laura's determined. And Tory? Well, she's Tory...AR
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
The Laws of Attraction by Hybridbabe reviews
When the events of tracking down an Ancient weapon against the Ori lead to him hungover, with her in his bed and a ring on his finger, Daniel Jackson learns the meaning of marriage and comfort from Vala Mal Duran. [Post TPTB]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - D. Jackson, Vala
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The 'Evil' is Silent reviews
A StableQueen pairing story. Set after 'The Doctor', an AU where Regina manages to bring Daniel's sanity back along with his body. Of course, nothing is ever that easy for her. Full summary inside. Be prepared for adult language, situations and a butt load of explosions, sorcery, werewolves and dragons. Evil/Charming friendship, Henry/Regina family galore.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 257,802 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 9/24/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Daniel
Just Let Me Write the Damn Action Sequences Already reviews
Disappointed in the Witch Off in 3x16? Me too. Let's kick this pig. A proper witch fight can be found inside with some bizarre dialogue, drinking and a bit of outlaw queen. You have been warned, rated for language i suppose.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/12 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Robin Hood, The Wicked Witch of The West/Zelena, Emma S.
Heart and a Half reviews
Hunting Queen (bit old fashioned I know). AU wherein Regina realises that she loves Graham and she can't bear to kill him. She gives him his heart back instead and that's just the start of her problems. It's gonna be dark, it's gonna be bloody, there's gonna be smut and sometimes all of those things might happen at the same time. Not your shot of vodka, don't read.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,520 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/24/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., The Huntsman/Sherif Graham
Bats n Wondy Smutabet: F is for reviews
...flight. Batman has been imbued with Superman's powers (don't ask, it's Tuesday again) and is freaking out about it a little. Wonder Woman goes to him to comfort him and takes her role as BFF very seriously...still, who is she to complain if there's benefits. Rate for my usual smut and vulgarity. The clue is kind of in the name :D
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Bats n Wondy Smutabet: E is for reviews
Escape. Bats has been kidnapped and finally reunited with Diana. Unfortunately he's been horribly changed by his experiences. There seems to be only one thing that can bring him back to himself...which is cookies of course :] Rated for language, themes and whatever else your lily-livered selves might take offence to :D
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Bats n Wondy Smutabet: D is for reviews
...Done. These are beginning to seem connected. The long awaited conclusion to Bat and Cold, lol. She's had the Bat, then Bruce and now the Billionaire. Rated for smut and language.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Bats n Wondy Smutabet: C is for reviews
...Cold. Bats n Wondy crash land on an alien planet. Well, they've got to do something to keep each other warm while they wait for rescue :D Adult themes language and smut.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Bats n Wondy Smutabet: B is For reviews
Bat. Kinkier than the last outing. Not connected to the first. Here be slightly more explicit smut :D
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Bats n Wondy Smutabet: A is for reviews
Apocalypse. Bit of hurt/comfort. Bats and Wondy battered after their recent excursions and kissing each other better. A series of smutty oneshots inspired by the letters of the alphabet. HERE THERE BE SMUT.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Blood Letters reviews
Messages written in the blood of victims begin to tell a story. Gibbs has to ask someone from his past to help out. Can he handle that though? Rated for language and scenes of an adult nature.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kate T.
Teething Troubles reviews
Sequel to Midlife Crisis. Read that one first if you wanna know what the hell is going on. Rated for the usual adult language and sitches.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Time's Seasons Saga: Human Nature reviews
Part three in the series. The Cylons are attacking, one of our heroes is missing and it's all going to hells. Rated for adult themes and language.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - W. Adama, L. Roslin
House of Dresden Part II reviews
Back by popular demand. Not really continuing, but a lot of people wanted it sent to them. I'm lazy, so i cleaned it up and posted it again. Rated for the usual.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2010 - G. House
A Prank 2 Far reviews
Rewrite of my first fic. Prankster invades PPTH with disasterous and funny consequences. Huddy all over the joint. Explicit everything, you don't like, don't read. Character bashing too Cameron and Stacy mostly.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,877 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
My Immortal reviews
Ever noticed how Immortals are always arrogant, narcissistic jerks? Who do we know like that? Huddy, faeries and family dysfunction. Rated for my usual.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,983 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
A Dog's Life reviews
House's patients curse him all the time. What if one of them actually had some power behind it? What's Cuddy to do with her top Dr licking her in odd places? Rated for my usual stuff.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Time's Seasons Saga: Growing Pains reviews
Second in series. Bill and Laura adjust to the events of Bad Blood, Colton and Edric work things out a little, Billy makes a reappearance and Lee gets his face broken. Rated for language and UST.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Time's Seasons Saga: Bad Blood reviews
Rodama fic. The Fleet comes across some remnants from the first Cylon war and they will have lasting effects for the Admiral, the President and the entirety of humanity. Rated for language and the ick.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
House Calls: Now on chapter 2 reviews
House and Cuddy partaking in some strange visits outside the hospital. Learning some stuff about their own relationship in the process. COMPLETELY ridiculous, but you know you love it. Eventual Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Love WILL Find A Way reviews
The god of love enlists the help of a dissillusioned fanfiction writer to help get his most difficult couple together. Absolute shameless fun. Review please.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,414 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy
The Naked Truth reviews
Will not be continuing but i'm leaving it up for the smut. :D
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,135 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Constants reviews
Just a fic to show that, despite many, many, MANY things being different, some things will always be the same. Probably the tamest thing i've ever written.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Midlife Crisis reviews
“Other people inherit money, country estates or vintage cars. What do I get?...A parasite.” I had to do it. Rated for language and later smut. U know you wanna.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Mating Rituals A Romance in OneShots: Part I reviews
New series of one-shots kiddies! Inspired by CSIClue, heavily influenced by my sick and twisted sense of humour and rated as such. No smut. Sorry.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Love Stinks reviews
Inspired by Pepe le Pew of all things. House acts decidedly not himself. Cuddy says 'le eep' a lot. Rated for my usual stuff not intended to be serious at all.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/4/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The House of Dresden reviews
Formerly 'House Breaking' HouseDresden Files Xover. Huddy. Far fetched and funny. Extreme language, themes and sex. Different from my other stuff but give it a chance. COMPLETE
Crossover - House, M.D. & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy, H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
The Inspirationals reviews
Author's write to change things. An old friend of Cuddy's brings about some change. Complex and huddy. Marked as Complete coz i don't think i'm ever gonna finish it.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,851 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Family Ties reviews
Carmen and Benicio's story. Sequel to 'Family Secret'. Lot's of language and adult themes, actions, mimes and Huddy plus twinny action whenever i can manage it.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,492 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Season 4: The New Team Cometh reviews
Umm...basically what it sounds like. My idea of House's new team and Cuddy's welcoming speech for them. Rated for language at the mo. Decided it's done.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Seven Days of Smut 7: Stella's Sunday reviews
Um...adjoinder to 'Enigma' by the one and only Prinnie. if you haven't read that don't bother with this. Gartuitous sex and character borrowing. Last in the series
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Seven Days of Smut 6: Sneaky Saturday reviews
Close encounters of the dating kind but a little...devious. Rated for adult themes, language and dogma. Don't like, don't read. UHAVEBINWARNED!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Seven Days of Smut 5: Forbidden Friday reviews
Umm...i missed the oppertunity with sunscreen in 'Temporary Insanity' by sending them to Scotland. Teehee. Rated for adult themes, feelings and graphic descriptions. nudgenudge winkwink.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Seven Days of Smut 4: Thoughtless Thursday reviews
Fourth in the series. An ajoining piece to 'Halfwit'. Hope you like. As always, adult themes language and dogma going on here. You don't like, you don't read. Izat simple.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Temporary Insanity reviews
Wilson hatches a plan and sends House and Cuddy away on holiday together. Rated for language and adult themes. Don't like, don't read. Finally finished. no epilogue. cannae b bothered.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,326 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Seven Days of Smut 3: Wedded Wednesday reviews
Not actually a Huddy wedding but...don't complain to me, i might do some damage. Adult rating for adult themes. Read and enjoy.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Seven Days of Smut 2: Teasing Tuesday reviews
Part TWO! yay. again, mindless adult fun, ye dinnae like, ye dinnae read. a bit out of season but hey, i can do that if i like.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Seven Days of Smut 1: Midnight Delight Monday reviews
Well, children, what does it sound like? One of these latenight House visits are gonna end like this. I'm sure of it. Adult content, language, ideas, themes and dogma. You have been warned.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Family Secret reviews
Cuddy has two little secrets. A play on the Cuddy having secret kids plot line, a little bit different though. some laughs and some angst. Explicit everything and OCs abound. Follow up story to be published soon.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,582 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Insomnia Blink reviews
Uuum, just me writing about how exasperating it is to be a writer. Crossovers too numerous to count. proper summary in Author's Note. Rated for Language.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
I'll Come Back reviews
Huddy romance, a bit more serious than my last romp but i try to lighten it, probably Cameron and Stacy bashing if i can manage it and explicit language and themes throughout Karen may be espescially offensive to just about everyone. FINISHED
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,146 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Music of the Night reviews
House and Cuddy are having a red hot affair...Cuddy just doesn't know it yet. ADULT THEMES AND LANGUAGE FROM THE START! Character bashing and my own particular brand of humour. Inspired by 'Phantom of the Opera'. COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete