Thoriyan
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Joined 06-26-06, id: 1076201, Profile Updated: 04-08-15

Name: thoriyan

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter.

Preferences:

Likes: Well written stories, generally with independent and semi-powerful protagonists, intricate plotlines, and cool ideas.

Dislikes: Yaoi. Slash. Poorly written stories. Lack of creativity.

Pet Peeves: The word "ya". The derivatives "yeah", "yes", "yup", and "yea" are all fine, but "ya" just ticks me off. Also, spelling and stupid/pointless/overused name-calling. If you write any of the following, I won't be reading any further. Wealsy, Hrary, Kanoha, Lakey Calldren, Dumb-aldoor, Sas-uke, Moldieshorts. Grow the hell up and read your own bloody writing before posting.


About Me

Started reading fanfiction in 2004, at the tender age of ten, wondering when the next Harry Potter book would come out. The earliest fic that I remember loving is dbzdragonlanceman's "Year of Discovery" series, which to me at the time seemed a godsend. I remember sneaking out of my room to the computer desk at midnight to read the updates every weekend, and soon after that fanfiction became one of my secret passions and hobbies. I got around to trying to write a fic, "Harry Potter, The Heir" (it's still up somewhere under the user Gryffinclaw, for which I've forgotten the password and username), and I gained immediate respect for the efforts that writers put out to making a good fic. Anyhow, that fic was abandoned in a week, the demands of decent writing from an eleven-year old way too difficult for me.

Anyways, I've matured (a little bit) since those heady days of cliches, HG and HHr shipping, uber-powerful Harry and the like. My tastes are a little more refined, and I hunt for interesting plots and great writing. Cheap romance, overpowered characters, and brainless plots just won't fly any more.

I've been attacked by a couple of Naruto plot-bunnies, but none seem worthy of getting put up yet. I'm working on polishing these, hopefully leading to posting them.


Communities I Follow

Cool not DeadLast - a good Naruto-centric collection.

DLP 5-Starred - from the fine and snarky folks at Dark Lord Potter forums. They're pretty critical and "hardcore" over there, but they do have good taste in fics.

He really is just a snarky greasy git - curated by the incomparable Nonjon. Great writer, great taste in fics too. Harry Potter fics.

Top of the Mark - also a one-author collection by the equally awesome Rorschach's Blot. Massive collection in all sorts of fandoms, and it's an accomplishment to sift through the hundreds of pages of fics.


The following section is inspired by a similar section from "TheBeardedOne".

Hints for Aspiring Authors:

  • Do not post a story until you have written at least 6 chapters or half the story (whichever is less), and even then post it one chapter at a time. This buys you a safety margin should your muse decide to hide.
  • Use the return button to separate descriptive passages and people talking. Large blocks of text can be difficult to read.
  • Keep your tenses correct. Accidentally switching between past, present and future in a single paragraph destroys your credibility as a writer.
  • Check your spelling. It's vrey anonyngi fi yuo dnot'.
  • Chapters less than a thousand words long rarely work. Type at least two pages of A4 unless there's a specific reason otherwise.
  • Too many flashbacks can spoil a story if not used correctly.
  • Try to set things up before you need them in story. If a character uses a special sword, have him find it three or more chapters before he uses it.
  • Sometimes, what happens offscreen is more impressive than what happens onscreen. Just remember to include several hints as to what occurred.
  • Summaries are like minidresses. They should cover the important things, but be short enough to seize attention and convey confidence. Avoid "what-if's" like the plague.
  • Have a neutral opinion of every character that you write. Don't hate on any given character and bash them into the ground. Conversely, don't make it too easy for any character either.
  • Have a firm end-point in mind when writing the story. For example, Perfect Lionheart's stories continue on endlessly, and his stories end up abandoned.
  • Finally, write what you enjoy. After all, this is for your entertainment.
  • Hints for readers regarding summaries :-

  • If it says "Please read", don't bother.
  • If it says "You'll like/enjoy this, you probably won't.
  • More than one "What if" means it is probably unreadable.
  • Three or more "what if's" means you should keep well away.
  • More than one typo is a bad sign.
  • If the summary is incoherent, the story is probably as bad as My Immortal (considered the "gold" "brown" standard as far as shitty fanfics go)
  • SUMMARIES IN CAPITALS GENERALLY MEAN AVOID THE STORY.

  • Quotes

    "Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted." John Lennon

    "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

    "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

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    Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
    The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,009 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
    Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,974 - Reviews: 4232 - Favs: 5,714 - Follows: 6,186 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
    The Doctor, The Desert, and Death by M. Corrigible reviews
    John Hamish Watson and Death have a history - one he doesn't remember until he lies, bleeding out under an Afghan sun. Now he's back in London, chasing after criminals with a mad detective, coming to terms with a past life, revelations about his sister's true identity, and reluctantly reclaiming a role in the magical world he once did everything he could to leave behind.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,071 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Harry W.
    Still Not A Hero by Soleneus reviews
    or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,642 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/17 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, OC
    When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
    Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Sintax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,056 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū
    Strangers In Paradise by MarvelMaster616 reviews
    In their youth, Clark Kent and Princess Diana met when Clark was shipwrecked on Themyscira. This accident of fate would come to have a profound impact on their lives and their hearts, disrupting the traditions of the Amazons and the order of the gods. Years later, as greater forces conspire against them, can they come together or will fate tear them apart?
    Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 158,418 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
    Death Before Dishonour by SuperNova26 reviews
    Self preservation was a powerful motivator that sometimes made good people do bad things. At least, that's the excuse that bad people who think of themselves as good, give to justify their actions. Harry Potter wasn't sure he'd ever been 'good', but he knew he was good at being bad. He just always thought, that the ends justified the means.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
    The Peeping Fox by Etc Flip reviews
    A chance encounter between a hermit and a prankster ends up changing Naruto's life. Rather than growing up alone, our favorite blond hero ends up being raised by Jiraiya, his godfather! Ladies beware! The peeping fox has come to stare! 4/12/15: Abandoned! Check my profile for more info.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,940 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
    Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns by Karmic Acumen reviews
    Bhelen had all bases covered, but didn't consider that his older brother would get himself framed on purpose just to fake one measly death... or two. Come to think of it, he probably never expected what happened when the Wardens, all seven of them, dropped by again either, later in the year. Alas. Not that Loghain handled things any better.
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 73 - Words: 908,170 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Aeducan, Surana, Cousland, Mahariel
    The Potter of Thedas by Night Hawk 97 reviews
    The world has tried to break Harry before. Some days, at his most lucid, he wonders if it succeeded. Either way, he doesn't intend to take it lying down, but from Templars to demons, the trouble keeps coming. Oh and the world might be ending, although that, for once, is someone else's problem.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,473 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Zevran A., Cousland, Anders - Complete
    Glory by Eiruiel reviews
    Someone wakes up on the wrong side of the wrong bed... in the wrong body. Things are probably going to get worse. SI OC fic. / Chapter 22: In which Obito arrives in Konoha.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,424 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., OC
    The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
    Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 6,096 - Follows: 7,054 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
    Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
    The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
    The Jumper Chronicles by HermioneGirl96 reviews
    After the first war, Remus realizes his chances of working in the wizarding world are slim, and his wand just reminds him of how James, Lily, and Peter died. To escape this world of pain, Remus attends med school, posing as a Muggle and going by his middle name: John. A story of the missing 12 years of Remus's life . . . in which he became John Watson. Guys, seriously, it all fits.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,396 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Remus L., John W.
    The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
    Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
    Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
    Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,239 - Reviews: 6709 - Favs: 9,225 - Follows: 12,234 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
    What You Leave Behind by Lane Anasazi reviews
    The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,582 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
    Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
    AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 320,698 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
    A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
    WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,064 - Reviews: 4565 - Favs: 7,332 - Follows: 8,041 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
    When a Veela Cries by E.C. Scrubb reviews
    A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, Harry's only hope out of the darkness.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 271,156 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
    The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
    Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,381 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
    Running in the Shadows by Igornerd reviews
    In a world of science, advanced technology and cyberspace hackers, powerful corporations control the world. Deciding the fates of masses that inhabit the urban sprawls. Yet in the corners of society, the ostracized live their lives in secret, running in the shadows. AU. Rated T for violence and language.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,348 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Naruto U.
    Small Changes by Digitize27 reviews
    Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 194,841 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 3,043 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
    A Game of Style and Brutality by BarneyXII reviews
    From Hogwarts' historic pitch to the famous stadiums of Europe, Harry fights to earn his place amongst the all-time greats. The stakes are high, and sheer talent is never enough. It's more than just a game. A Quidditch story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,478 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
    Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
    After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
    Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
    Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,308 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 3,774 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
    Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
    What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
    Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,832 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/30/2014
    The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
    An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,753 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
    Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,316 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 6,231 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
    Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
    ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/16 - Complete
    Hedwig's Game of the Year by Kingtutgaming reviews
    In the Battle over Little Whinging, Hedwig died in her cage, struck down in a flash of green. But it doesn't take long for her to discover the truth: she's been given another chance to save herself and save her Harry. The real adventure has barely begun. Adopted from Publicola
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Harry P., Hedwig
    A Chance Encounter by R-dude reviews
    Hiccup is lost. Elsa is looking for something. A chance encounter between them has far-reaching consequences.
    Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 157,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Anna, Elsa
    Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
    In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 268,298 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
    Hallowed by Shinysavage reviews
    Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,854 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P.
    How Destiny Turns by TheElderOne reviews
    Through a fantastic set of circumstances, Naruto stumbles upon the Shadow Clone Jutsu a year early and uses it to graduate when he's eleven. A fresh Genin, he's placed on a team with Neji Hyuuga and TenTen Jinta, Might Guy being their sensei. This event ripples across the pages of history books in the Leaf, and Team 9 is intent to show how to turn the tide of destiny.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 215,140 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Neji H., Tenten]
    Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeofLasers reviews
    Immortality is a hell of a lot less fun than it sounds, especially when all you want is to be left alone but your conscience won't let you. Harry Potter and his usual bipolar luck live on into the 22nd century, his saving-people-thing meshing nicely with the galaxy's pressing need for a hero. Rated M for unrepentant coarse language, innuendo, and eventual sexy shenanigans
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,619 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/14/2014
    History's Strongest Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
    On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.
    Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 503,745 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U.
    An Arrow to the Knee by NeonZangetsu reviews
    Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!
    Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,478 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana
    Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
    Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,960 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
    The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
    An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
    Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 452,319 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
    Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
    Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
    Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
    Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
    Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
    After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,132 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
    Quirks by sakurademonalchemist reviews
    Every shinobi has a quirk that keeps them more or less insane. It's in the job description. But when a revenge prank on his father takes a life of it's own, Itachi finds that his is a little more...vocal than others. Meet Yoruichi Uchiha, the "illegitimate" daughter of Fugaku. Konoha will have to watch out, because this Uchiha version of the Red Hot Habenaro is here to stay!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,486 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/24 - Itachi U.
    The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
    What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations. I own nothing.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,952 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
    Clark Kent Returns by Lucillia reviews
    The Kents found Kal-El in 1908. As they say, all things pass in time: Perry, Jimmy, Bruce, Lois, even Clark. And yet, Superman still endures. The thing is, Clark Kent was more than a mask Superman wore at the Daily Planet, and for Superman to be the hero he once was, the hero the world needs, he's going to have to bring Clark back in a world that has long-since passed him by.
    Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,477 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
    A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
    A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,159 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC
    Snap by Foxy'sGirl reviews
    He was just supposed to fix her back, and she doubted that at first. She definitely didn't expect to get dragged into the ethics of a girlish crush. Modern AU.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,705 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
    Eternal Legends: Konoha's Transcendent Ninja by Arashi the Solar Phoenix reviews
    Naruto befriends Sasuke and Sakura at an early age by an act of fate. The three then set on a goal: Together they will transcend the Sannin as the strongest shinobi team and uncover a secret to Naruto's ancestry that goes beyond even the borders of the Elemental Nations that will alter the course of history forever. AU Strong/Smart Naruto Strong Sasuke/Sakura Family Team 7 R&R
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 190,279 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Naruto U.
    Never Use Shadow Clones to do Your Paper Work by gentlemankitsune reviews
    Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,939 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
    A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
    Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,915 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
    The Better Man by Laume reviews
    Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,661 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
    Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
    Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Except she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic.
    Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,507 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Hawke (F)
    Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,207 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
    Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 7,600 - Follows: 9,238 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
    Hero, I am Not by Soleneus reviews
    The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 173,953 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., T. Vasir, OC - Complete
    Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
    Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,974 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
    Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
    Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3804 - Favs: 7,122 - Follows: 7,215 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
    Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
    Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 5,136 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
    Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
    ... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,979 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
    Umbreytingu by Elfpen reviews
    Toothless has somehow managed to get himself turned into a human. Hiccup is, understandably, having a strange day. Non-slash
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,516 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
    Champion by OctaviusOwl reviews
    Voldemort won the war. Harry Evans attends Hogwarts where discrimination is rampant. Voldemort rules Britain but a Resistance movement is fighting back. No one knows much about them for sure, except for their name: The Marauders. Fourth Year. TriWizard Tournament. AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,550 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
    Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
    Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
    Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
    You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
    Prince Of War by Suavesky reviews
    They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. So how far does a leap get you? This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, abandoned by family and disregarded by everyone else. Tired of being used, now he holds all the cards.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,735 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U.
    How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
    Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
    The Smith's Tale by Sharrukin reviews
    When Ivar Ragnarsson came home to Skyrim, all he wanted was to find a quiet corner of the world and make an honest living. This is the story of how an ordinary smith discovered he was anything but ordinary . . . and how he fought, feasted, and loved his way across the land and into a most unexpected destiny. The first portion of Skyrim, as told in 1000-word vignettes.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Rayya - Complete
    Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
    "My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
    History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
    Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have happened due to those changes...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,730 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D.
    Naruto: Eleven by Geor-sama reviews
    Defeated, captured, rescued, exiled. Nii Yugito is an emotional wreck, and the fact that she's attracted to the single loudest ninja to ever exist is not helping matters.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,175 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
    Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
    ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4202 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 4,757 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
    The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
    I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
    Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 5,379 - Follows: 6,043 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
    Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
    Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
    A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
    Back to Berk by Foxy'sGirl reviews
    A psychiatric ward. A boy and his imaginary dragon. A girl with battle scars. Warning: Depression and Suicide.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Toothless - Complete
    Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
    During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
    Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
    AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,138 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
    Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
    In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
    The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
    The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
    The Magnate by Halt.CPM reviews
    People fear Voldemort for his power – a striking combination of innate genius and surgical precision. People fear Grindelwald for the men he led and the system he created. Voldemort or Grindelwald, Mr. Potter, which one are you? HP/FD AU - Inspired by Santi's BWL and Fettucini's Knowledge is Power. Durmstrang!Harry with a focus on politics and economics later on.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Harry P.
    Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly by jacobk reviews
    Earth caught a lucky break when Clark Kent grew up to be the kind of man who could earn the nickname of the Big Blue Boy Scout. This story could be considered a look at whether that was something inevitable and irreversible.
    DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Complete
    Naruto: Fractured Fate by 10000 Fists reviews
    During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.
    Crossover - Fallout & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U.
    Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
    The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,687 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
    Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
    Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
    The One He Feared by Taure reviews
    Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,225 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
    Flying (& other Scenes) by CheddarTrek reviews
    A series of unrelated scenes from various POVs (Harry features in every other one). Begins with "Flying," in which Harry learns that there are still a few things able to challenge him in the air, and goes from there.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
    Teamwork: A Teacher's Guide by Tozette reviews
    Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
    Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
    Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 1,087,643 - Reviews: 5223 - Favs: 5,212 - Follows: 4,792 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
    Konoha no San Yuri by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,148 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
    The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
    In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 4,321 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
    Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
    After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,518 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
    I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
    The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,263 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 4,900 - Follows: 5,921 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
    If This Is It by sunnywinterclouds reviews
    A highschool AU where everyone's born with a soulmate timer. Whichever one of the gods it was that decided giving people literal countdowns to true love on their wrists would make things easier couldn't have been more wrong. Hiccstrid.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,206 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
    Naruto: The Gamer by Darkcloudalpha reviews
    On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,727 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten
    Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
    ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
    Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
    What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
    Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
    Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
    First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
    Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
    Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
    The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3349 - Favs: 6,712 - Follows: 6,989 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
    Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
    Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
    Aerial Perspective by TokehGecko reviews
    With nothing left to hold or protect, he could turn only one way. Back. To the one person who would never betray him. The one person that truly understood him... Himself. Timetravel Fic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,701 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U.
    A Fly in the Ointment by NeonZangetsu reviews
    Nothing is perfect. No one is flawless. Not all ideas are meant to succeed. For we all are flawed, each and every one of us, and even the most carefully laid plans can go horribly awry. Sometimes there's a Fly in the Ointment. And sometimes, a single fly is all it takes to change everything. But what is she to a fly, and what is a fly to her? NarutoxMiranda. Action, Romance.
    Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U., Miranda L., Jack
    Springtime for Red Skull and HYDRA by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
    Steve, feeling a bit down after the Winter Soldier, gets cheered up by an old friend from WWII... One-shot.
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Complete
    The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
    Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
    Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
    "We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 5,750 - Follows: 7,209 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
    As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 7,579 - Follows: 8,717 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
    Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
    AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
    A Life in the Sun by romantiscue reviews
    When Sasuke kills the man Hinata has decided she loves, she travels back to a time where she can grow strong enough to unmake that one event. All for him. At least, that's what she tells herself when she leaves the present. Pragmatic!selfish!Hinata. Because I got tired of blushing, sweet, canon-compliant!Hinata and onetruluv time-travel stories.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Hinata H.
    Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
    When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
    Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
    ::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 6,257 - Follows: 7,723 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
    Don't Poke the Golden Goose by Lucillia reviews
    Lois discovers that Clark, Clark who can't make his deadline half the time, gets paid more than her at Perry's recommendation.
    Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Lois L., Perry W. - Complete
    Lord Voldemort and the Intricate Plots by Cauchy reviews
    Prophecy brings nothing but ruin, and half a prophecy is even worse. Lord Voldemort is neither fool nor weakling; he vows to break away from the prophecy's accursed magic. He is ready to defeat Albus Dumbledore at his own game. After all, Harry Potter is just a boy. AU, sort of Mentor!Voldemort.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,202 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
    Well, He's Always Saying It by Lucillia reviews
    The man who creates cover identities for the 00s decides to have a little fun with 007's.
    James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2014 - James Bond/007 - Complete
    Gamer Wizard by CasualGamer reviews
    A unique ability gives Harry the chance to encounter magic earlier and changes the way Harry experiences the magic world.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,385 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P.
    Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
    Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
    Fox, Hawk and Flower by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
    The building of friendships, the parting of ways, the finding of paths and the making of legends.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
    Women of War by phoenixyfriend reviews
    They were just a four-man team hired to help train the new recruits, right? Except, no, there weren't four men, as the name implied. Two were women, and cared less and less about hiding their superiority every passing day. Vignettes
    Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Sakura H., Tenten, Sasuke U., Lee R.
    Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
    She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
    Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
    During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team. Prompt taken from Ekusukallybaa.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,854 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Team Seven
    To Play the Fox by Sandra Phillips reviews
    A corrupt military dictatorship losing control and an underground terrorist group seeking absolute power. Naruto decides a creative approach is necessary to save the city that hates him - and Sasuke's not about to let his best friend fight alone. [SciFi AU]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,629 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Dead Man Walking by cywscross reviews
    Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
    Destiny, Family, and Solo Gliding by Elfpen reviews
    My dumping grounds for any and all HtTYD2 fanfic that I manage to write before the movie actually comes out. MASSIVE SPOILERS, AHOY.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Valka
    Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
    Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 5,235 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
    Tales of Babysitting Uchiha Itachi by PyrothTenka reviews
    Or: Why you should never leave Uzumaki Kushina alone with little prodigy ninjas. Series of drabbles. (Rated T because violence is just a part of writing ninjas.)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Itachi U., Kushina U.
    Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
    Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
    The effects of magic by ElectroVenik reviews
    Take our current reality, add Harry Potter world, fast forward to Mass Effect era. Alternate!Humanity, Alternate First Contact. Story starts as the Trio escape from Malfoy Manor and goes AU from here. A lot of OOC. Master-of-Death!Harry, no pairings as of yet, fast-paced. See A/N for additional details.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,383 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (M)
    Making History by Arcawolf reviews
    Hiccup Horrendous Haddock has finally managed to take down a dragon, only to discover he doesn't have the stomach to kill it. So, he sets it loose and the dragon . . . flies away. That should be the end of it, but dragons have long memories, and destiny has a funny way of catching up to you. An AU in which Toothless never lost his tailfin.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,774 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
    Frostbitten by Arialene reviews
    {Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)
    Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,044 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Jamie - Complete
    Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
    On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
    Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
    An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
    Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
    Scrapbook by Elfpen reviews
    A dumping ground for all of my HtTYD oneshots and drabbles that demand to be written but are too short for me to stick anywhere else. Genre, characters, and length will vary. Headcanons, ahoy!
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Hiccup
    Winter in Líf's Holt by Midoriko-sama reviews
    Hiccup is back on Berk after having been missing for five years, just on time to hunker down for the Winter. But will the seemingly endless season hold beauty and happiness for him, or will everything that happened so quickly finally catch up with him? Rated for violence, colourful Viking language and some adult situations.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,936 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 247 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Tuffnut, Camicazi] - Complete
    Heart of a Demon by David Jaxon reviews
    After 8 years of struggle, Naruto finally accomplishes his most important mission. And now he has to deal with the aftermath. Check Profile for Status.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,364 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
    Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
    The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6176 - Favs: 9,856 - Follows: 11,334 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
    Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
    If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
    Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
    A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 344 - Words: 696,444 - Reviews: 3532 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006
    Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
    When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 3,782 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
    The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
    Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
    Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 4,168 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
    Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
    My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
    Magics of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
    Sometimes, all it takes for a man to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Amid giants, there is no choice but become one yourself. If you want to keep on living, that is. [GoF, Mentor!Albus]
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,359 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 4,016 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
    Sunlight for Leaves by Arcane Aegis reviews
    Perhaps he should have listened to Kakashi when he told him what to do, but no way could the closet pervert prepare him for Gaara. Instead, Naruto decides to hire an older ninja to help him train for the chuunin exams. Mitarashi Anko, with flair to match Jiraiya and a nose to rival the Inuzuka, can't resist the scent of easy money. [Anko/Naruto].
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
    Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
    Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
    Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
    Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
    Magical Me by Publicola reviews
    Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,574 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
    Harry Potter: The Roleplaying Game by Renrag reviews
    Harry Potter dies in the forest at the wand of Lord Voldemort, only to discover that it's all been a game. A video game. You've seen it before, now you'll see it from me. My first attempt at fanfiction, Rated M just in case.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,304 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Harry P.
    Agent Potter by White Angel of Auralon reviews
    HP / James Bond x-over - Harry uses the first chance he gets to escape his horrible life at Privet Drive when he is offered a very special job by a man that is thought to be imprisoned in the infamous prison of Azkaban. Learning more about the magical and the muggle world Harry Potter starts his way in the service of her Majesty. Look out 007, now comes Harry Potter. Later lemons
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,072 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
    At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 3,775 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
    It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
    Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
    The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
    What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
    Becoming Mr Black by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
    Harry inherits a legacy that takes him all over the world, Leaving a trail of chaos behind him. Follow Harry as he figures out just who he is, who he wants to be, and the value of a name.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
    Harry Potter, Scourge of Knockturn Alley by littleme36 reviews
    A little look at what might have been if Harry had been stolen... erm, I mean, found by a certain roguish cauldron smuggler the night he was left at the Dursleys.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,481 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Mundungus F.
    The Complications of a Vegas Wedding by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
    My take on Blood Brandy's Vegas Vacation Challenge. Waking up hungover sucks, but waking up hungover and married? Life just got even more complicated for Harry Potter.
    Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P.
    The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
    There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 5,828 - Follows: 6,656 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
    Breaking the Rules by 10000 Fists reviews
    Naruto uses a jutsu from the Scroll of Forbidden Seals, and gets a lot more than he bargained for! Catapulted to the Marvel Movie-Verse, can Naruto find his way back, or even survive this strange new world? Rated M for Gratuitous Violence, and eventual sensual content. Eventual Sarcastic!Naruto, Not-Dumb!Naruto.
    Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,258 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Naruto U.
    The Contract by dunuelos reviews
    Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,646 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
    Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
    Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
    The Green Eyed Spectre by greggsmk reviews
    What happens when you give a man who can bend reality to his will the license to do so whenever he wants? Harry Potter, internationally renowned wizard, left Earth to fight for the Alliance under the codename Shepard during the First Contact War. Now, when Alliance leaders are looking for the best Spectre candidate possible, an old dossier comes to mind…HP/LL, not HP/MEgirl pairing
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,566 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Shepard (M)
    An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
    A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
    Trouble Finds Him by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
    While working in the Ministry as Head Auror Harry intervenes during a raid in the Time Chamber.The attackers are after The Sands of Time.Harry rescues the object but when hit with the killing curse while holding the ancient object Harry is teleported to another time...to another world.He wakes up in 1940 New York and meets Howard Stark,and goes down with the ship just like Steve...
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,528 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P.
    Great Minds (Terrible Yes, but Great) Think Alike by I. H. Scribe reviews
    Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Fred W., George W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
    Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
    Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
    The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
    A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
    Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
    Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
    Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 4,435 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
    Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
    Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
    A Serving Extra Large by AmniIsRoving reviews
    Big Future Challenge: The only thing extraordinary, or so he thought, about Harry Potter was his extraordinary height. However, come July 31st, his world is turned upside down and he's thrust into the slowly darkening world of magic! With his friends at his side and a mentor most dislike, can he face the perils ahead? Find out, in A Serving Extra Large! Giant!Harry, Mentor-Snape
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,435 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L.
    The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
    Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,905 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
    Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
    After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
    Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
    Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
    The Lies and Times of Naruto Uzumaki by Gremlin Jack reviews
    A series of flukes led to Naruto graduating a year early, but passing his secret genin test when the rest of his team failed. Now he's joining Kakashi's Team 7, after having spent the year working under Ibiki Morino and his lovely assistant Anko Mitarashi. Sequel to "Ibiki's Apprentice" by May Wren.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 230 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
    The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
    After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
    "You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 476 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
    Raijin by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Six times as hot as the surface of the sun and five times as loud as a jet engine. A lightning bolt is something far more powerful than we'd like to think. Unfortunately for Naruto, he got to experience all of that power first hand. Fortunately for Naruto, that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Naruto U.
    Simplicity is Summer Friendly by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Harry Potter's summers are not very enjoyable. Thus, Sirius decides that he'll make this one at least a little bit better. Ibiza's Veela enclave proves most cooperative in this endeavor. Summer in between year 3 and 4 in the Simplicity Series.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
    Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
    After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 4,388 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
    The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
    AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,904 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Simplicity is Even Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Because a complicated life can only get more complicated when a murderer is on the loose and after you, Harry continues to focus on problems one at a time and on solutions of the simple kind. Third year on the Simplicity Series.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
    Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
    This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
    Brother by enzhe reviews
    Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Simplicity is Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Basilisks? In my school? Surely you jest! In which a clever wizard finds simple solutions to the problems of a complicated school year. Second Year in the Simplicity Series.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
    Wizard for Hire by Dark-Syaoran reviews
    Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,607 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Harry P.
    Simplicity is Good by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Harry has a complicated life. Which is why he looks for simple ways to make it easier. Because being intelligent is not about being a knowledge sponge. First year in the Simplicity series.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
    Simplicity is Lawful Neutral by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Companion piece to Simplicity is Best. After the Tri-Wizard Tournament is over, there's still the problem of Harry's godfather being a fugitive. Thus, a clever wizard finds a simple solution.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
    Simplicity is Best by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    In which very simple solutions are found to a complicated tournament's tasks by a clever wizard. Fourth Year in the Simplicity series.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
    Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing by Lucillia reviews
    Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan, and Anakin with a problem he is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man. Drabbles and oneshots not in chronological order.
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
    The Games We Play by Peres reviews
    Shepard has a very specific plan to test her flexibility against Garrus's reach. Miranda does not approve. A birthday present for the wonderful Reyavie.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Miranda L., EDI - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Darkspawn Horde by Locathah reviews
    Harry's day takes a turn for the worse when he finds himself thrown out of New York and head first into a cavern wall in Thedas. Then the dragon tries to eat him. But it isn't until a cursed army of contagious monsters turn up to tear him limb from limb that Harry finally realizes that someone is probably sending him a message. On the upside, at least he isn't dead.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,487 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Harry P., Leliana
    The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
    What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10050 - Favs: 9,713 - Follows: 6,951 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Terminal Justice by Espadaoscura reviews
    Third part of the Mr Black story "Make A Wish" by "Rorschach's Blot". I don't own this, it is all done by "Overkill A.K.A Irrational Intelligence" and whoever helped. I'm putting this up here because it deserves to be. I don't own Harry Potter or Justice League or this.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 232,447 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 474 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
    Connections by aszecsei reviews
    In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
    The Elder's Prediction by prophetofgreed reviews
    For every new born of the island village Berk, the elder passes judgement on the newest born children and predict their future. It is now time for the newest child to pass judgement, Hiccup. Based off a part of the amazing story, Hitchups.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Stoick, Valhallarama - Complete
    No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
    In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
    What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
    Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
    Correspondence Uninterrupted by Rawr1983 reviews
    A minor change can lead to much greater ones. Harry is able to respond to his Hogwarts letter, leading him along a very different path. Starts with Year One. Now in Year Two.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,989 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P.
    Getting Used to Different by Elfpen reviews
    "Hiccup had always been small, but even small boys grow up to be men one day." Hiccup finally hits a growth spurt, but things go downhill from there. Growing up was never meant to be this hard, or this awkward. But maybe, in time, they'll all get used to it.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
    Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
    After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
    A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
    It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
    Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
    In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
    Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 5,630 - Follows: 6,086 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
    That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7614 - Favs: 4,881 - Follows: 4,735 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
    Ghost by cywscross reviews
    The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 4,171 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
    The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
    On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 5,380 - Follows: 5,944 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
    Back to Basics by Schwep reviews
    Naruto finds a new teacher for the Chunin exam. One who won't show him powerful jutsus or give him great powers but instead beat into his thick skull that he is supposed to be a ninja. Less powerful ninja in a less forgiving world.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 322 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Team Seven
    Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
    "Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 665 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
    The Haddock House by Elfpen reviews
    "Walking into the Haddock household was essentially like pulling up that lobster trap that'd been forgotten for a few years in that one deep tide pool that even the cool kids wouldn't brave in the summer. You never really knew what to expect." Hiccup is Hiccup, Toothless is not helping, Stoick is longsuffering, And Astrid shows up to help the two with impeccable timing. Oneshot.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Astrid - Complete
    From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
    Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
    Becoming Something More by Soxman reviews
    AU. Without Remus Lupin in his compartment, Harry Potter's entire universe has been turned upside down. Now, knowing his destiny, and armed with Voldemort's memories, he must prepare for the eventual return of the Dark Lord. New Version
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,815 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P.
    A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
    Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 279 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
    The Hero Who Loved Me by Random Equinox reviews
    Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Heroes come from all walks of life. None of that helped Miranda understand one Commander Shepard. For all she knew, he came from dark space.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,110 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
    Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
    The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 591 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
    Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
    Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
    In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
    Anakin gets himself some professional help...
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Yoda
    Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
    Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 982 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
    The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
    My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,971 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
    Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
    The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
    Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
    Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
    Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
    Harry Potter and the Stowaway of Death by Monkey in a Jump Suit reviews
    When ownership of the Deathly Hallows prevent Harry Potter from dying properly, Death himself must intervene on the old wizard's behalf and come up with a cunning plan that would allow the world-weary wizard to rejoin his loved ones in the beyond. However, as Death is ill-equipped for meddling with the affairs of the Living, there is no telling of what the consequences might be...
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Kurenai Y.
    Kitsune's Power by TheBeardedOne reviews
    With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,939 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
    Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
    Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
    Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
    Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 496,364 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
    Specialist of the Impossible by LunaStorm reviews
    Harry Potter was 26 years old, rich, famous, and at a loss as to what to do with himself. That was likely why he didn't turn down that odd proposal... Arc One: All in all, the fact that Death had managed to scatter around yet more prized possessions wasn't that big of a surprise.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,398 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
    The Choice by reens reviews
    Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,995 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
    Average by Death2Deadlines reviews
    Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shikamaru N., Tenten
    Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
    Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Walkabout by J R LeDoux reviews
    What do you do if you aren't sure who you are? How can you expect your friends to accept you if you can't accept yourself? Naruto sets out to discover who he truly is by going through an ancient tradition: A Walkabout
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,508 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
    During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
    The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
    Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
    Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
    Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
    Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
    Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
    What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
    Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
    AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
    Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
    Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
    This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
    A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3860 - Favs: 10,528 - Follows: 9,956 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
    Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
    During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
    Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 4,641 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
    Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
    Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Troublesome Fate by fringeperson reviews
    Life hadn't been all that great for the nearly-forty-year-old Nara Shikamaru, not bad, but not great. Suddenly faced with the unwanted opportunity to do it over again though, well, he was a genius. Only an idiot would pass up such an opportunity, however unwanted it was. oneshot, complete, don't own.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 222 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
    Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
    Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 5,503 - Follows: 7,006 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
    Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
    Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 263 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
    Torikaeru by Morta's Priest reviews
    Naruto is dead. Minato is alive. A monstrous exchange has taken place. The loss of a jinchūriki sends events into chaotic disarray as a distraught Fourth attempts to re-adapt to life without any of his family. To find the reason for the switch and to prevent a war, the Third forms a remarkable team...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 169,461 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Minato N.
    The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
    Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 8,581 - Follows: 8,504 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
    Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
    Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
    Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
    After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
    Logic of Steel by Fjord Mustang reviews
    The book!Hiccup is a great sword fighter. Here is how the post movie!Hiccup might have become one, too, when he has an unexpected meeting with the great Flashburn of Cowell's "How to Steal a Dragon's Sword" on a visit to the rather illogical Mainland.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
    Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
    Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
    When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
    Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
    Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    Hurricane Suite by The Pro reviews
    A different sealing. A different beginning. Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. The instinct of a born fighter made him grow; the knowledge of what he had to do drove him. For in the Shinobi world, it's duty above all. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,249 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
    Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
    Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
    And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
    On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
    The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
    Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
    Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
    A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
    After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
    Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
    - At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
    Best to say nothing by Rex Tims reviews
    Eleven year old Harry's heading to Hogwarts and his mouth's shut. Since it makes his life simpler with the Dursleys, at his old school and everywhere else, why not be a mute wizard? A little solidarity can go a long way even when no one else understands.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 448 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P.
    Tradition by The Antic Repartee reviews
    After the events of Gift of the Night Fury, Hiccup decides to help Astrid tweak one of her tradition ideas. Fluff and Fun! Happy Snoggletog!
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
    How to Decide You're Ready to Get Married by Wordwielder reviews
    It all starts with a question over breakfast...
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
    The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
    Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
    Calculation by fringeperson reviews
    Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 7,560 - Follows: 1,612 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    Locks by ApproximatelyPrecise reviews
    Young Sherlock Holmes steals a lock picking kit. All the locked doors in his house are hard to resist, but will he like what he finds behind them? T to be safe.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,205 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
    Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Tale of the WereTroll by Contraltissimo reviews
    One of the teens offhandedly invokes the gods... and straaaange things start happening in the village of Berk. Happy Halloween! XD
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
    The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
    Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
    On Rags and Other Things by Lucillia reviews
    How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
    AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Concessions by Systatic reviews
    Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
    Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
    Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 187 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
    Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
    Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
    Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
    Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
    Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
    Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
    The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
    A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
    A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
    After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
    Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
    We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
    Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
    "I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
    Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
    Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 263 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
    Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
    Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
    A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
    Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
    When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
    Geminio by Portus reviews
    Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alastor M. - Complete
    Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
    Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    Dreaming of Konoha by Silent Magi reviews
    A lot of things in the Naruto-verse just do not make sense in the light of logic reasoning... from the sheer overpowering of the Sharingan, to the summons, to the anachronistic technology... like it's all just a dream... What if... the dreamer woke up?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U.
    Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
    Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
    HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
    Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
    Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
    Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
    You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
    My Idol by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
    No one really realises how much the person you idolize can shape what you become in future. He looked up to the sky and admired the stars- but stars would never suffice, he wanted the sky. Look upon greatness and covet, young shinobi. Powerful!Naruto
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,084 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U.
    A Case of the Hiccups by MissAnimation reviews
    A series of oneshots about or revolving around Hiccup. Everyone is bound to get the Hiccups once in their life. Hiccup/Astrid. Formerly 'You Like Him'
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
    Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
    Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
    Joke's on You by Silent Magi reviews
    Sometimes it only takes one bad day, let's find out what happens after Naruto had one bad day too many, and how Konoha will cope.
    Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,361 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - The Joker, Naruto U.
    Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
    Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
    Simple and Clean by DigiFruit reviews
    Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 254 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Contracts and Legalities by fringeperson reviews
    Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
    Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Bad as she wants me to be by RoguesKnight reviews
    Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.
    Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,270 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
    Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
    One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 440 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Day Harry Potter Died by J R LeDoux reviews
    The day that Harry Potter died started like any other day, one might say. In fact, as we will soon find, that is perhaps the absolute perfect description you could give to this morning. Lots of different pairings due to time looping.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P.
    Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4927 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Premeditated by Karmic Acumen reviews
    The Provings had bee fine, but the feast for Trian's introduction as heir was too Orlesian for Maric... until the second eldest prince decided to help his brother look good at all costs, especially if his method involved a blood-soaked nug of death.
    Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Aeducan, Maric T. - Complete
    Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
    My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
    Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
    The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
    Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
    After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
    Like A Shadow by QuoteMyFoot reviews
    Death follows shinobi like a shadow, haunting some more than others, but haunting all the same. And they all have their ways of coping. Oneshot. 12fic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Lee R. - Complete
    The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
    Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
    HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
    The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
    Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
    Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
    COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6996 - Favs: 7,133 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Best Mates by chem prof reviews
    A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 391 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
    Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
    Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
    After an unpleasant accident with Rebecca's "Baby", the modern day assassins and Harry, Ron and Hermione find themselves thrown into the past and an adventure none of them will ever forget. Rated due to swearing and mild violence.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,588 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Ezio A. - Complete
    Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
    The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
    Ties That Bind by fiercejinx reviews
    Failing to defeat the Marauders in any other way, Slytherins hatch an insidious plot to turn James and Sirius against each other. They say that even the strongest of friendships have their weak links...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
    The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
    Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 7,397 - Follows: 7,163 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
    Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
    Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7996 - Favs: 14,726 - Follows: 6,349 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    How to Housebreak Your Son's Dragon by Tlalen reviews
    Stoick and Toothless reach an understanding.
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Stoick, Toothless
    The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
    When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
    Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
    "Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
    Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
    ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
    The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
    Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
    Time's Spinning Gears by Port in the Storm reviews
    Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Minato N.
    Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
    Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14249 - Favs: 7,253 - Follows: 5,504 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
    Number Games by jbern reviews
    Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
    Human Anomalies by Asilda reviews
    When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
    Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
    Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
    Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
    Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
    Project M by Water Mage reviews
    After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P.
    Predator and Prey by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
    This is a Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon: The trial of Colonel Moran arrives, suddenly Doctor Watson disappears! Can a newly returned Sherlock Holmes and Chief Inspector Lestrade put aside their differences to rescue a friend? Will he need them to?
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
    Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
    As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
    Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
    Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
    Of Demons and Gods by AJ-Writer reviews
    Everything in this world will always have their opposites. Man and woman, good and bad, Demons and Gods. Pairings inside. New Chapt FINALLY up.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 473,192 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 10/11/2005
    Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
    There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
    What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
    An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
    Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon Scotland Yard 5 by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
    This is the story of how the bravest and most singular person I have ever met, took down the most dangerous man in London, Colonel Jack Moran. In spite of what you might have heard, that man was not Sherlock Holmes. This is the true Empty House.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,369 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
    The Mind of Arthur Weasley by Northumbrian reviews
    In the kitchen at the Burrow, Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Molly and Arthur sit down at the table. The youngsters look nervous. Arthur suspects that they are up to something. What is going on inside…
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/16/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
    An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
    AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
    Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
    Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
    Team Seven by hitori.no.boku reviews
    They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U. - Complete
    Conversations by evil genus reviews
    Have you ever wondered if Naruto and Kyubi talked to each other outside the "give me power" talks? Ever wondered what their relationship really was? How they got along?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
    The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
    The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
    The Case of the Prodigal Father by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
    A Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon: Scotland Yard story: There are secrets in every family. The Watsons secret just walked through the door of 221b. Now Doctor Watson has the most odious task he has ever undertaken. Telling James J. Watson he's a dad!
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
    Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
    People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
    Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
    Guardian by Logicalmagic reviews
    After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
    Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
    AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
    A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
    Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
    Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon Scotland Yard 4 by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
    A year ago a new killer stalked the East End. Baffling the Yard at every turn he left five dead. Shaken by their inability to capture him, the Yard turned to Doctor Watson. A new body turns up with the same trademarks. Can a very ill Watson prevail?
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,336 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Inspector Lestrade, Dr. Watson - Complete
    Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
    “Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
    Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
    Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 215 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
    AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
    Reload by Case13 reviews
    They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
    AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 907 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
    Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
    She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
    Full Circle by Reidluver reviews
    Now that he's a jounin, it's Naruto's turn to deal with genin brats. What kind of test would he have in mind? What could he pass on to the next generation of shinobi?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon Scotland Yard 3 by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
    Doctor John Watson has very few things left that he values, his reputation is one. Suddenly, he is being tarnished by an all too familiar face from his past. Someone demanding his help before the fog rolls in and the killer stalking him strikes again.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
    The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
    Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
    A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
    HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
    Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon Scotland Yard 2 by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
    To save his sanity, John Watson became a Yarder. He is now their top man in autopsy, and has become their chief investigative asset. However, there is a brilliant man posing as Sherlock Holmes in London, and he wants his Boswell at any cost!
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
    Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
    These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
    Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon: Scotland Yard by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
    Scotland Yard is struggling. They have cases they cannot solve and people are dying as a result...they need help. John Watson is struggling. He lost his best friend, his wife, and his health...he needs a purpose. The criminals have a new force to fear.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
    All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
    The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
    Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
    Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
    The Master of Death by neopyro reviews
    PostDH ONESHOT. Everything comes a price. By taking up the Hallows, and becoming the Master of Death, Harry was able to defeat Voldemort. But what was the cost? Rated T for mild swearing, and death.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
    Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5338 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
    Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
    AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
    ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
    A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
    A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5886 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
    Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
    An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
    Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 6,257 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
    Smarter, Not Harder by amber-chick reviews
    Set mid season 2. Tony goes on a holiday, leaving Kate and McGee alone with Gibbs. Curiosity leads them to Tony's personnel file, and they learn some interesting things about Tony - like how he got hired. Includes team bonding, no pairings. Complete.
    NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kate T., Tim M. - Complete
    Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
    Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
    Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
    The Wraith of the Shinigami by HistorianoftheKais reviews
    One cannot cheat the God of Death. However, the Shinigami is a reasonably fair deity as Konoha soon discovers. Naruto personally learns what happens when one gains a divine gift.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,742 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Koyuki
    The Subtle Knife by clipped.amaryllis reviews
    Naruto is named the successor of Tsunade, and has a year to prove that he will be a good Rokudaime. He is vaguely surprised to learn that the political arena is as bloody as the field where the shinobi like to play.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
    Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
    Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
    Wishcraft by Taint of Taia reviews
    AU Complete. Sirius is suffering in Azkaban with 4 yr. old Harry, but not for long. Harry needs to go to Hogwarts. What about the Dementors and house elves? What about Remus? Can certain secrets be kept? Can Harry be kept safe?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,998 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
    The Golden Horde by Persnikitty reviews
    Hated by the village and his own teammates, Naruto is manipulated into becoming a willing medical experiment. AU with some Canon elements. Psychological aspects and heavy rationalizations. Mature content and themes.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,781 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Five Ways The Massacre Didn't Happen by laurelsblue reviews
    1st- Black Widow. Mikoto should never be underestimated when it comes to her sons.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Mikoto U.
    Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
    What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 860 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
    Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
    Anarkia by Naia reviews
    Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,074 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 3,896 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
    An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
    Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
    The Unbearable Lightness of Fleur Delacour by Heather Sinclair reviews
    The Magical world has been exposed. War is coming and Harry is trapped in the middle. Harry/Fleur
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,956 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
    Sealate Warpein by CaffineFreekar reviews
    Naruto's soul is forced back seventeen years, right before the Kyuubi was sealed, to find that the Yondaime's alive, and that he's... a baby? Post timeskip. T for mild language. No pairings.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
    Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
    Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 596 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
    Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
    REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 280 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
    Cold Blue Metal by zero0000 reviews
    To save Uzumaki Naruto's life from the village council, the Sandaime declared him as Konoha's secret weapon and assigned the responsibility of his training to recently named ANBU captain Uchiha Itachi. Mildly AU. Probably going to be NaruKin
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
    Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
    After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
    The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
    No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
    Livewire by Case13 reviews
    The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
    Full Circle by Case13 reviews
    The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
    Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
    A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
    Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
    Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 448 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
    A Hero by Celebony reviews
    Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 5,313 - Follows: 568 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
    Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
    "Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 4,619 - Follows: 352 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
    The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
    One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
    Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
    In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
    Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
    Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 433 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
    Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
    7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
    Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
    The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
    Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
    A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
    The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
    Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 5,071 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
    The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
    After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7040 - Favs: 5,397 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
    The Brave New World by bellerophon30 reviews
    A sixth and seventh year story, totally AU. Harry decides that his life expectancy will be greatly enhanced if leaves Dumbledore and Voldemort behind. Destination: The US.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 890,279 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
    The Consequences of Honest Dialog by jacee2u reviews
    post OOTP. Harry is back on Privet drive and receives a notebook from Hermione. When he opens it, he finds it to be a most unusual connection. Rated M for abuse, violence, implied slash, rough stuff, rape,etc. HPNT On Hiatus due to RL issues. Back soon
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,086 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
    Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
    A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
    The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
    After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
    The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
    Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
    Don't Underestimate Me! by Turin resurrected reviews
    Artemis and Butler, the ideal team? Backtrack to their early days: Toddler Artemis refuses to let Butler 'order' him and the Green Beret commander would rather die than admit that he has finally met his match IN A ONE YEAR OLD BABY!
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
    Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
    Not Our Problem by Gaming Ikari reviews
    [Oneshot] Naruto, Sai and Sakura guard a caravan and find themselves under the watchful eyes of a trio of Rocknin...
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
    Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
    ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
    How Many Words Does a Picture Say? by sharingank reviews
    Naruto's idea of smiling for the camera does not coincide with Sakura's. NaruSaku oneshot. Rated T for mild swearing.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Inamorato by firefly reviews
    Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 361 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
    The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
    Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Traditions by The-Caitiff reviews
    What traditions do each of the Houses at Hogwarts have to make sure their new students understand the house ideals? Do they haze them? Are there secrets that they do not share outside the House? What makes a Gryffindor instead of a Ravenclaw or Slytherin?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
    If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
    In Light of Silver Memories by Taliath reviews
    Dumbledore's portrait wakes up at last to have one final chat with Harry. In order to aid the teen in his quest to destroy the Horcruxes, Dumbledore transfers his knowledge, wisdom, and experience. This chat will have unforeseen consequences in the war.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
    From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
    Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
    At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
    Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
    A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
    When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4318 - Favs: 6,325 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
    Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Hall of Heroes by Pavonis Mons reviews
    In which Severus Snape finally gets his just deserts... or does he? Contains Valkyries, meat, mead, horned helmets, singing Giants and The Ballad of Severus the Small and his Tiny, Tiny Stick.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
    The Horrible Malfoy Visit by cuddlebearlove reviews
    11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
    What Might Be by Sakiku reviews
    Kyuubi makes Naruto kill all of his former teammates. Afterwards, Naruto doesn't want to live anymore, but to his horror, he has to realize that Kyuubi has made him nigh immortal...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,662 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
    Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
    Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
    Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
    [Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
    The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
    Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
    Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
    Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 1,061 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
    Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/19/2005
    Dark Reflections by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
    Maia appears to be the normal, average Slytherin. But her father has come back. The Dark Lord has a plan for his daughter: lure Harry Potter into his hands. These are Maia's thoughts about the whole arrangement. She really isn't too pleased about it.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,640 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004
    Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
    Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
    Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations by Lessa3 reviews
    After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,398 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
    The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
    Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/26/2002
    You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
    Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
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