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Joined 06-26-06, id: 1076203
Author has written 1 story for Elder Scroll series.

Hey y'all! I've decided to change up my profile a bit and give some basic information about myself.

Name: Kuroetai (gotta love my internet nickname)

Age: It's quite rude to ask a lady her age... : p

Gender: (As if it weren't obvious from the above statement...) Female

Location: Somewhere on Earth.

Favorite Games: TES III: Morrowind (and Tribunal and Bloodmoon), TES IV: Oblivion (despite the story-like rant that is my parody, I love the game), Halo, Halo 2 (yes, I'm a girl who likes Halo, no problem with that, is there?), Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic, Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (though the first was much better as far as I'm concerned), and, um, I think that's all. Course I like plenty of others, but those are the main ones.

Favorite Books: Vampirates, Ranger's Apprentice, anything Tamora Pierce, anything Erin Hunter, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Holes, and Number the Stars, all in no particular order.

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean (both of 'em. Yay pirates), the Star Wars movies, Brothers Grimm, Gladiator, Hoodwinked, Lion King (never too old for Disney movies!), Gremlins and Gremlins 2: The New Batch, and Nightmare Before Christmas. Once again in no particular order.

Favorite Music: I don't really have a favorite. I'll listen to pretty much anything but country and rap. And I prefer to avoid anything that screams curse words every five lines. Other than that, I listen to a really wide variety of stuff. Most recently been listening to a lot of Rammstein and E Nomine. Probably because of my German class. Yay German music.

...Yeah, I guess that's all.

One quick note regarding any writing I post here on fanfiction.net: I welcome any and all tips that you may have to offer; I'm always looking to improve my writing. So be generous in your comments if you have the time to review, I welcome any feedback you can offer. And that is all you'll see regarding reviews coming from me; I'm too lazy to keep writing requests, and I seriously doubt anyone really enjoys seeing one request after another to review.

Current Story:

Jumping Flaming Hoops: My own literary adaptation of Oblivion, just add in sarcasm and frequent rants. I had originally planned it to be a one-shot, but after the reactions I got from my friends, I will be continuing it through the entire main quest and perhaps through some of the side quests and/or guilds. Any suggestions are welcome; I'd love to have more ideas for this since I'm having so much fun writing it.

And that's it. Pretty sad, actually, but I hope to get up more stories in the future. I have some ideas, but I'll likely be too busy with my current story to write any others, at least for a while.


Chapter four is in progress, but it's taking longer than I intended because my muse kind of just died on me. It's taking a long time for it to return, but I'm working when I can, and since it's Christmas break now and I'm just staying home with my family this year, I should have plenty of time to work on it. Provided that my muse is cooperative, then chapter four should be up by the end of the break. No promises, but that's what I'm shooting for. I could probably post it sooner, but it definately wouldn't be good enough for me to be happy with it. I'd rather it take longer for me to get it done, but it be worth the wait, than for me to rush and get it posted soon but it be completely horrible. So that's what's going on, just so my faithful readers (if I have any, lol) know.

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Voodoo Child by Genoscythe reviews
There are no heroes here, folks. No prophecies, no worlds hanging in the balance. Just an unlucky troll with a pirate hat, a schizophrenic metrosexual tauren, a cannibal orc hunted by his own pets, and a Forsaken cursed by the mother of all curses.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,619 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2005
The Dark Brotherhood: A Listener's Tale by allshallfade reviews
The tale of what it takes to become the thoroughly coldblooded, merciless Listener of the Dark Brotherhood.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,430 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/30/2006
Already, I see your hands coated with blood by HK-Revan reviews
Revan had a rather bad meeting with the jedi council. He gets transported onto a certan Nubian ship 4000 years later. He has his memories. Revan arrives and goes to the Jedi Temple. Master Fay appears and so does the lovable homicidal droid HK47.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,671 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006
The Dark Ages I: Death's Servant by L'Ankou reviews
A small huh, big? variation on the Dark Brotherhood and the main questlines. Lucien Lachance, Martin Septim, Vicente Valtieri and all the gang are going on an adventure. Finally COMPLETE! XD
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 154,608 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
The Night Mother's Embrace by C. de la Fere reviews
Eventually Morag Tong vs. Dark Brotherhood: Following the career of one of the DB's more unique recruits. How can she cope with what happened? Was it really the Morag Tong's doing? Can the Brotherhood help? and what do the DB's Vampires have to offer her?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Sheeped by WeezelWerks reviews
When life turns you into a sheep, you do what anyone would do. Get even! Follow Lax, the recently converted sheep in his quest to once again become bipedal. Warning: laughing hard may cause shortness of breath and a dry heave. Please do not sue.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005
Jumping Flaming Hoops reviews
My name is Jo'Rawlith, and apparently I'm the only competent being in all Cyrodiil. No one else could possibly help out around here, oh no. Need something done? Just come to me. That's what everyone else does. It's like I'm always jumping flaming hoops...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006