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Joined 06-27-06, id: 1076602, Profile Updated: 09-06-15

Hi. I'm a poop who starts really interesting stories and then forgets about them for years. I probably won't write any more!

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Too Close to Home by Scarbie reviews
Watching Otacon play videogames gives Snake nightmares. Rated T for mild language and violence. "What the hell, Otacon? Is that robot jet-skiing?"
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2009 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
The Detailed Adventures of Lino Valventura by LesMisLoony reviews
In 1982 Robert Hossein brought us a movie that was awesomely or boringly accurate in some places and ridiculously incorrect in others. Bittersweet Barricade Day, everybody!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Valjean, Javert
The Forgettable Adventures of Richard Valjordan by LesMisLoony reviews
1978 brings us Frouffy Valjean, Slashy Javert, Gollum Fantine, blonde Cosette, GEICO caveman Marius, dear God, will it ever stop?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Valjean, Javert
The Kidsafe Adventures of Frederic ValMarch by LesMisLoony reviews
Want to know what Les Mis would be like if it was squeaky clean and Valjean was extremely attractive? Well, look no further than the 1935 movie starring Frederic March! All three Phases of the Life of Jean Valjean are up, and keep an eye on youtube...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
The Wacky Adventures of Jean Valdepardieu by LesMisLoony reviews
Don't have six hours free to watch the 2000 LM miniseries starring Gerard Depardieu? Don't speak French? Well, here's an abridged version of the film to let you know what you're missing... if anything. Please check out my youtube recap as well!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Valjean, Javert - Complete