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Joined 06-27-06, id: 1076602, Profile Updated: 02-17-11
Author has written 8 stories for Metal Gear, Elder Scroll series, Doctor Who, Matrix, Twilight, X-Com, Aliens/Predator, and Les Miserables.

Hi. I've pretty much overhauled this entire account (new penname, new email address, new icon, new profile). Not that that's a bad thing, because, thinking back to it, this account had a stupid name and such. So it's different now. Yeah. I also deleted most of my old stories, keeping only the most recent one and three others I decided to keep because of quality (and, in one case, intent to finish).

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The Attempted Confrontation by Sarah1281 reviews
Valjean and Javert have their epic confrontation...or at least try to. Things would probably go smoother if they stopped talking over each other and nitpicking everything the other says.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean - Complete
The Phantom Menace by Erics angle 4ever reviews
The random adventures of Erik and Nadir in the Opera house. First fic! PLZ R&R NO FLAMES!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008
Too Close to Home by Scarbie reviews
Watching Otacon play videogames gives Snake nightmares. Rated T for mild language and violence. "What the hell, Otacon? Is that robot jet-skiing?"
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2009 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
Metal Gear Solid: Cracks in the Armor Script by Andi Mack reviews
The shooting script for Metal Gear Solid: Cracks in the Armor, a radio play I wrote. Includes a deleted chapter, "All the Little Pieces".
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
PHANTY! by starburst27 reviews
Raoul pesters Erik with stupidity, Erik goes on adventures, etc
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Erik
The Detailed Adventures of Lino Valventura by LesMisLoony reviews
In 1982 Robert Hossein brought us a movie that was awesomely or boringly accurate in some places and ridiculously incorrect in others. Bittersweet Barricade Day, everybody!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Valjean, Javert
101 Things I Will Not Do In Erik's Lair by Sugary Snicket reviews
What it says on the tin - 101 things that no man, woman, or child should ever do while in Erik's lair. If you want more of this, just give me some suggestions!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Erik - Complete
Ask Grandma Sweeney by SexxiGogglz reviews
Sweeney Todd starts an advice column and becomes a bit more outgoing. It's a bit OOC at some parts and it's my first story, but I hope you'll like it and help it improve! Disclaimer: I'm nothing but a teenage writer wanna-be and own nada of importance.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
The Forgettable Adventures of Richard Valjordan by LesMisLoony reviews
1978 brings us Frouffy Valjean, Slashy Javert, Gollum Fantine, blonde Cosette, GEICO caveman Marius, dear God, will it ever stop?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Valjean, Javert
Salvation Is Relative by Idhrenniel the Space Cadet reviews
We all have our own definition of salvation. But not all of them give us happy endings. Especially not Lottie Nolan when she goes to London.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The White Streak by Morhighan reviews
What happened in those fifteen years that Benjamin Barker remained banished? How did he come to be Sweeney Todd? What happened to his sanity, and how did he get that white streak in his hair?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
The Resurrection Vial by dyingforlove reviews
Who else but Van Helsing can stop the resurrection of Satan?
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Zombie by Kar-zid reviews
A teen finds that something has happened to his once calm town. Now instead of serving beef and salad they serve humans and brains. The teen and the last few survivors have to escape the horror of the zombies, and the land gets darker as they escape.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
The Kidsafe Adventures of Frederic ValMarch by LesMisLoony reviews
Want to know what Les Mis would be like if it was squeaky clean and Valjean was extremely attractive? Well, look no further than the 1935 movie starring Frederic March! All three Phases of the Life of Jean Valjean are up, and keep an eye on youtube...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
The Wacky Adventures of Jean Valdepardieu by LesMisLoony reviews
Don't have six hours free to watch the 2000 LM miniseries starring Gerard Depardieu? Don't speak French? Well, here's an abridged version of the film to let you know what you're missing... if anything. Please check out my youtube recap as well!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
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The Essay
The year is 1820. A charismatic and young student is deliberating finishing his essay, when his young neighbor Enjolras suggests they take a walk so that he can rest his mind. Strictly book-based, but an alternate ending is included that fits in with the recent film.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Enjolras, Combeferre - Complete
Cruise reviews
In the middle of an interstellar journey, a cruise ship stops to refuel... And finds the station has been wiped out. The only person on board who seems to know what's going on is an android, who is imprisoned after a strange incident in which it was apparent that he broke the First Law of robotics - and slaughtered an entire colony.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Alien/Xenomorph, Synthetic/Android
X-Com: Enemy Unknown reviews
Trying my hand at a novelization. I know, what an original title. I can't think of a better one, though. The US Secretary of Defense interrogates the lone survivor of the X-Com unit in an attempt to figure out just what happened, how it all went wrong, and who is responsible.
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012
Edward's Secret reviews
Edward has a secret that could change the nature of his and Bella's relationship forever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The 27th Doctor reviews
After his 26th regeneration, the Doctor sets out on a whole new set of adventures, meeting adversaries both new and old. Tentative - depending on response, it may or may not continue
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - TARDIS, The Master
Trinity reviews
Trinity's body is recovered from the wreckage of the Logos, and Morpheus helps nurse her back into health. Afterwards, she sets out trying to resurrect Neo. A rewrite of an old, old story that got good reviews.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Trinity, Morpheus
Veriax reviews
An ex-Legionary named Veriax arrives in Cyrodiil for the first time since he was very young. He sets out on a quest to his hometown of Anvil, receiving disastrous news about an attack on the chapel on his way.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011
You Knew It Would Happen reviews
Otacon invites Snake over to his apartment to watch him play Splinter Cell. Based on an idea by Scarbie with his/her permission. Read his/her story for Otacon playing Contra.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete