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Joined 06-27-06, id: 1076759, Profile Updated: 04-11-12
Author has written 10 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Naruto, and Harry Potter.

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The Vampire Chronicles. The Lord of the Rings. Pirates of the Caribbean. Harry Potter. Lost. The Tudors. Deadwood. The Office (US). Bioshock. Fallout: New Vegas. The Walking Dead. Game of Thrones. The Hannibal Lector Trilogy. Pride and Prejudice. Labyrinth. Lolita. Gormenghast. Hex. Repo! The Genetic Opera. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Red Dead Redemption. Black Books. The Borgias. The Dark Knight. Secretary. The Mists of Avalon. Sweeney Todd. (And many more!).


WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW: I don't really use FF.net for writing fanfic anymore. The stories currently online here are rough and unedited and written when I was 12/13. Despite terrible grammar I can't bring myself to delete all the hard work I did back then, so they remain here for preservation sake.

I do all of my writing now on the vampire roleplay forum The Darkest Regions, and I can also be found on twitter, tumblr, goodreads and the like if you look hard enough/message me for details. :)


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Love's Gamble a Hank Lawson romance by HankLover reviews
Destiny and a drunken bet change the course of two lives. Will Hank and Julia risk everything on Love's Gamble? This is a Hank Lawson of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman romance. Synopsis with more detail inside!
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012
The Light In Your Eyes by B.N.Bennett reviews
Catriona Johanson, the sassy smart mouthed twenty first century American, gets flung back in time and meets Colonel William 'The Butcher' Tavington, the cruel ambitious Eighteenth century Englishman. Is there to be disaster or...love as the final outcome?
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,884 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/28/2005 - William T.
The Fortunate Mistress by hungry-student reviews
The Armada wins and the pirates are scattered. Floating among the debris of the final battle, Lord Beckett finds Elizabeth Swann... M-rated - Beckabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,538 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
Ring A Ding Ding by Rainfox88 reviews
Chloe's first delivery as a courier in the Mojave Wasteland gets her a bullet to the brain, and a battle for answers. She seeks out the man who shot her, only to get caught up in something much bigger than she ever expected. F-CourierxBenny, CassxBoone
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,720 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Courier, Benny
All You Need Is Love by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo reviews
- I'M IN THE PROCESS OF EDITING/REWRITING THIS STORY! PLEASE BEAR WITH ME! 20/06/2012 - Rogue with a little help from Jubilee finds herself developing romantic feelings for Logan, much to her chagrin. The best friends team up in the hope of snaring the one man that appears to be out of reach, will Logan play ball though? 100% Rogan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,260 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Gentle Lesson: The Restoration of the Hatake by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashicentric. Chapter 39! FINAL UPDATE! Kakashi's future with Sakura. A new future with family at his side! RandR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 201,770 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Torture You by plastik cuffs reviews
Itachi x OC. Following a recruitment mission, Uchiha Itachi infiltrates the home of two siblings in Kusagakure. Taking the young, avowedly mute brother as leverage, he and Akatsuki plummet the boy's older sister into a horrific dilemma of life or death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 211,330 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Itachi U.
Hidden by The blackdash reviews
[KakashixOC]A new girl befriends Kakashi and she finally moved in Konoha. As the two become closer, more things are revealed about the girl. What will happen to the two? Will her past come back to haunt her? What about the people she loved and loves?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,379 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Kakashi H.
Rendezvous by SailorStrut reviews
She won't let Benny get away. Not this time. F!Courier/Benny.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Courier, Benny - Complete
deuces are wild by Lizzy Rebel reviews
you know that awkward moment when you realize the girl you shot in the head didn't actually die? Benny sure does. f!Courier/Benny
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Courier, Benny
Who knew by Jane Eyre Rochester reviews
If Yoshizumi Asuka had known what Itachi was plotting, maybe things would have gone differently. Maybe. Because some things you really can't fight... Itachi X OC X Kakashi. Read & enjoy! REVAMPED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,425 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Asters by SailorStrut reviews
The universe hates Benny. And he used to hate Valentine's Day. Benny/Courier
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Benny, Courier
Song in Red & Gray by BohemianCane04 reviews
Lord Beckett does not love, he only possesses. A series of vignettes. dark BeckettOC SMUT. Chapter Twenty Eight "Talk" Sharing a bed with James isn't easy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,412 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Cutler B.
Tempered in Fire by Desnai reviews
Courtesy of kinkmeme prompt, F!Courier and Boone are captured and abused by the Legion, then I just ran with it. Includes Bonus!Benny . Rated M for language, violence and sexual content. May be disturbing to some readers.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
Know When To Hold 'Em by SailorStrut reviews
Benny and the Courier decide who gets to rule Vegas. How? Strip poker, of course.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Courier, Benny
Observation by SailorStrut reviews
Challenge: Write a drabble about New Vegas in under ten minutes. Game spoilers! A newcomer to Vegas learns about The Courier. Hints of Courier/Benny.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Courier - Complete
Simple Things by Caitiy reviews
[KakaSaku] – Sometimes the biggest most unexpected changes can be brought about by the simplest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 223,868 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Mighty Fine Predicament by lovecrumbs reviews
About two weeks after the Opera; Graverobber grudgingly takes Shilo under his wing, and both characters struggle with themseleves, life, new faces, and dark secrets. Nothing is what it seems. Everything is changing. POV of Shilo, GR, and others.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4623 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Nulle Part by PaintMeAntagonist reviews
On a train heading to Berlin a woman and a man share a compartment. In the matter of a few days someone's world can change. What will happen to Isabelle Reiner once she encounters Hannibal Lecter, unaware of who he is? Based upon the movie ending.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle by S.R Devaste reviews
Clarice is engaged, and the Doctor is done watching the stars fall from the sky. C/H
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Misunderstandings by The Master Weaponsmith reviews
KakashixOC...that funny little book of his...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,677 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Ingénue by derangedfangirl reviews
The heat licks at her bones like gentle hellfire. Grilo. Dark. Eventually rating will go to M.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Save me by fallenangel860 reviews
Shilo feels like she can't go on after the genetic opera. Will she ever be able to move on or is she destined to be alone? Maybe Graverobber can help her find a way, or maybe she'll end up being the one to save him.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Harry Potter And The MiddleEarthians by Paige Darke reviews
Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
You're Gonna Be My Death by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
Who'd have thought that a normal night of running around a graveyard, would lead him down a new reason to live?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Ello, Beastie by catgirlutah reviews
Death is the next great adventure. Herein lies the tale of Jack's adventure while waiting for the crew of the Hai Peng to come to his aid. Reviews are loved, and often rewarded with personal replies.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,681 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Irony and Cyanide by derangedfangirl reviews
They gulp at the red kool-aide, and he waits for them to taste the cyanide. Graverobber/Shilo, power-play, dark.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Hovering by Tashilover reviews
Shilo asks Grave Robber for something. S/Gr fluffy one-shot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
JxHQ: Prepare Yourself by harlequin90 reviews
Harley gets the Joker ready for work after a night of violence.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Feeling You by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Whole New Life by saki-kun reviews
A girl who loses her hope wished for another chance at life? Will it come true? A life she thought would never happen! KakashiOC Please RR! Chapter 20 is up! A few pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,133 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Kakashi H.
Fade In by hasu86 reviews
ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,487 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
In Your Dreams by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP or DH compatible. Complete. Circumventing a prophecy is not that easy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,255 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Why Hidan Doesn't Wear a Shirt by Atopos reviews
A very odd discussion between Hidan and Tobi about a common interest that sort of explains why Hidan goes without a shirt. Warnings: Yaoi ToDei KakuHidan, and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Experimental Oneshots: Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man by Victoire Lupin reviews
Temari can't help loving Hidan, despite their rocky beginning. HidanTemari, because they ROCK. Reviews, especially constructive criticism, greatly appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5248 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Curative Career of Kaori the Ninja Nurse by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Kaori is assigned to watch over Kakashi as he lies in a coma after Itachi's attack. She falls in love with him as she projects her own ideas of a perfect man. Meanwhile Lee thinks she'd be perfect for his sensei. New: Epilogue, Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 88,187 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Raidou N. - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Seven Drunks and a Funeral by Atopos reviews
The only thing Hidan wants is to see what his funeral would be like, so Kakuzu decides to have a little fun. Warning: swearing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Two Worlds, One Love by superfreak330 reviews
[KakashixOC] A mysterious fog followed by a crash transports Emiri into a whole different world, one full with ninjas! This can't be real, can it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 154,565 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Kakashi H.
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Views of a Lifetime: Fifty Aspects of Pain by fivetail reviews
Style Epsilon: HidanOC LiveJournal 50 themes project. Hidan finds someone who wants to join his religion. Manga spoilers. Rated T for scattered strong language and graphic violence. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Waiting Love by Nakashima-Michiyo reviews
She waited, four years for his return. He never did. She intends to keep her promise and sets off to find him. For Itachi, I'll do anything. ItachiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
People Ain't No Good by Sketty24 reviews
Nobody likes a moody hitchiker. Even more so when they decide to give you lip. As far as Logan's concerned, his new companion can take a hike at the next stop. The thing is, when he offered to give this girl a ride he got more than he bargained for. ROGAN
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 91,978 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
POTC 1 pt 5: Adventures of Captain Jack and Ashlyn by gothiktenkasen reviews
Even though alphabetically, my name comes first, I tag along with Jack but this time, there’s a bit of a role reversal. This time, I’m the one who’s getting annoyed and you’ll never guess by who...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,478 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 5,032 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mission to Macaven by Obiwanabi reviews
ObiWan and Amira have been friends for years but a seemingly simple mission will change the dynamic of their relationship. Continues through TPM, ATOC and ROTS w Epilogue during ANH. Finally, Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Perfect Drug by Muse of Fire reviews
Middle of ep 2.3 Azazeal enters Jo's room, and a flood of emotions go rushing through her.
Hex - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakashi by Myst-chan reviews
Kakashi and a girl in bed. Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Elven Dreams and Secrets by neoclassical-writer reviews
A Mists of Avalon and Lord of the Rings crossover. Legolas hides his fiancee in King Arthur era Briton and returns for her days before her eighteenth birthday.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Legolas
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Living The Dream by CaptainAmmieMeetsCaptainJo reviews
When Captain Ammie Sparrow and Captain Jo Sparrow get warped back to Captain Jack, what shall happen? And who will he choose? Cowritten by CaptainAmmie and CaptainDuckula! :::6th Chapter Up::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,123 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005
Passenger 15A by Diabolicael reviews
Sawyer is too good a character to not have a love interest, but i lathe Kate, so i made one up for him. there were 48 survivors from the front end of Oceanic Flight 815. This is just another one of them. hot jungle love, too! season 2 chapters added too!
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,039 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Sawyer
A Crack in the Ice by Yuugi-chan reviews
[Compainon to Missing Throughout my Life] Itachi's reactions and feelings towards his son from his first meeting with him to his death. Implied ItachixSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Have you got size fat? Viva La Bam by WooWooMustard reviews
about the goings on at Castle Bam, with romance added in.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005
Still Life in Monochrome by kimi no vanilla reviews
Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Icha Icha by fReAk PeAk reviews
Ever wondered why Kakashi is always reading Come Come Paradise? OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Meeting of the Minds by Ash10 reviews
Alone in the desert, his horse gone lame, Doc Holliday meets up with one of the Cowboys. Will a gunfight ensue or will the men discover they have more in common than not?
Tombstone - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005
First Impressions by Ivy Adrena reviews
How do YOU think Gai and Kakashi met? Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
Itachi the Red Eyed Ninja by ShullBitter reviews
The classic Christmas song re-written for a very ninja Christmas! And to finish out the set of songs is Chapter 7, making this collection COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
The Lucius Malfoy Fans' Guide To Smut by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Join me as I stab wildly at the authors of smutty Lucius fics who daringly assume that sexual assault is pleasurable, who use rape as a plot device, and abusive!Lucius as an excuse for characterisation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Lucius M.
My Immortal by jmajere reviews
FINALLY COMPLETED! Yes, I know - this is a JarethOC story, but please give it a try, then give me a review : ) WARNING... this novel is rated R for a reason!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,629 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
After All These Years by Paige Darke reviews
Despair. A past. Is there hope. Serious fic. Since I believe you can't be three thousand years old and never have fallen in love. L/OC NOT A MARY-SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Complete
Insertion by Fyrie reviews
Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Venice by Saltandsweat reviews
Venice Duet - Part 1, but read part 2 first. Severus knows there's something about Venice ... why does she seem intent on having him? And can he lie convincingly to Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Racing Hearts by Marie Noire reviews
A fill-in scene more for the book "Hannibal" than the movie being that I haven't seen the movie yet! . Yes, the infamous end of that lovely dinner scene... basically an excuse for writing a Hannibal and Clarice love scene. Rated R because it's nothing
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2001 - H. Lecter, C. Starling - Complete
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Pure Morning reviews
'Strange infatuation seems to grace the morning tide...' A Scabior story. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Scabior - Complete
Drinking Man reviews
It was constant. Like Jack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Touch Of Black II: The Withering Rose reviews
The sequel to 'Touch Of Black'. Will Itachi really come back for her? Will Ai ever find his beloved sister? And what of the girl herself, what of Maiko? DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Itachi U.
Touch Of Black reviews
ItachiOC One walk in the darkness changed everything, Maiko knew nothing would be the same again. RATED T. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,055 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Potions Mistress reviews
A mysterious woman from Snapes past takes up position of Potions Mistress. Only...she doesn't remember him. He plans to keep it that way, although apparently Dumbledore doesn't agree. Snape/OC. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Stowaway reviews
Arabella Fawkes, a former pirate Captain, who is cursed with bad luck has a chance meeting with none other than Captain Jack! What starts as indifference unexpectedly turns into infatuation. Rated T. ON HIATUS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
How To Annoy The Akatsuki reviews
A long list of how to annoy the famous AKATSUKI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Saving Souls reviews
The final in the Ashley Sparrow trilogy, sequel to 'Two sparrows and a blood debt'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Two Sparrows And A Blood Debt reviews
Follow Ashley and Jack in their quest to find the chest of Davy Jones! Sequel to 'You forget one very important thing mate'. Set during the events of 'Dead Mans Chest'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,859 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
You Forget One Very Important Thing Mate reviews
Jack Sparrow has a daughter, not that he knows about it. Amidst many piratical, familial squabbles emerges Elizabeth Swann; determind to change Ashley Sparrow from a cavorting pirate into a lustrous lady.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,340 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete