StaleCoffee
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Joined 06-27-06, id: 1076780
Author has written 4 stories for Gilmore Girls, and Ginger Snaps.

Hi, I'm Maddie (or StaleCoffee, take your pick) and I'm a 15 year old sophomore who lives pretty close to Dallas, Texas. I love to write fanfiction because I am totally in love with the tragic Rory/Jess romance, and this gives me an outlet every time something pisses me off on Gilmore Girls. I am also working on a Ginger Snaps fanfiction, but since for me writers block is like a disease, don't expect updates every week. Please read my stuff, I love reviews!

Okay then...as for my ships: I'm a Rory/Jess, Luke/Lorelai, Hermione/Harry (sorta, really Harry Potter for me is more about the adventure than the ships), Meredith/George, Izzie/Danny (though I know that ship is sorta dead...literally), Kris/Junior, Sam/ Brigitte, Simone/Issac, Claire/Zach, Kate/Sawyer, Trager/Declan, Shawn/Cory, Richard/Sara, Natalie/Owen, Clark/Chloe, and Lex/Lana shipper. I love Gilmore Girls, Heroes, Lost, Smallville, Boy Meets World, Supernatural (Wincest freaks me out), Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Medium, Kyle XY, Wildfire, Beautiful People, Big Wolf on Campus, The Bedford Diaries, and many more, but Gilmore Girls is my main fetish. I love music (okay I admit it, I have read Muse slash), watching movies, and hate anything that has to do with work.

Rory and Jess:

Rory: You know, I have actually thought about this moment. A lot. What would Jess say to me I ever saw him again? I mean, he just took off, no note, no call, nothing, how could he explain that? And then a year goes by. No word, nothing, so he couldn't possibly have a good excuse for that, right? I have imagined hundreds of different scenarios with a hundred different great last parting lines, and I have to tell you that I am actually very curious to see which way this is going to go.
Jess: Could we sit down?
Rory: No. You wanted to talk, so talk. What do you have to say to me?
Jess: I love you.

...and that is why literati roxs my soxs.

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Sex or Love by B Cardoso reviews
Rory is a successful businesswoman in her mid twenties with no time, or skill, for relationships. Jess is a good looking guy who is willing to spend a night pleasing a woman as long as she pays for it. What happens when they meet? AU Lit
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,496 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Jess M., Rory G.
Moments in Time by plottingeternal reviews
These are BrigitteSam drabbles I've written for drabbles100 over at livejournal. Reading is wonderful and feedback is crack. Support my habit?
Ginger Snaps - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 3/16/2006
7 by Enchantable reviews
In between 5.16 and 5.17, on his bender, Castiel finds a list of seven deadly sins that he's been carrying around. Drunk, he decides to experience them all--with a little help from a familiar demon.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Meg, Castiel - Complete
I'll see you in Hell by Weruca reviews
It was a special kind of torture that was planned and calculated artfully just for them. One-Shot, Bela/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Bela T., Dean W. - Complete
Likewise, I'm Sure by Lee Stone reviews
HATESEX. Dean/Bela. The penultimate scene between them in Bela's hotel room, Bela against the wall with Dean's gun trained between her eyes, didn't end where the show says it did.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bela T., Dean W. - Complete
Anything by Hikaru H reviews
I got a request for porn, so I wrote porn. Destiel. Plotless. Oneshot. Dean needs a distraction and Castiel realizes he'd do anything for his human. Based off of a word prompt: Buss.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Boiling Point: Caged Heat Continued: Revised by LastBishop reviews
SPOILER ALERT! After Castiel obliges to Sam's subtle request of destroying the rest the imprisoned monsters, he is suddenly revisited by his former ally.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Castiel, Meg
And I Shall See His Glory by Luciel89 reviews
After a small accident, Dean finds himself being able to see Castiel's wings. Eventually he finds himself being obsessed with them, secretly admiring them. What happens if Castiel ever finds out Dean is spying on his very private parts? Set mid-season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Corruptive Invasion by kasey8473 reviews
Castiel is trapped by Meg, who has a few ideas on how to spend their time together. Sequel to 'Corruptive Potential'. Castiel/Meg Warning: non-con. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Castiel, Meg - Complete
Don't Stop by kjcharmed reviews
Sam's walking a dark path, falling in deeper, losing his way. His addiction has become so much more than just that. Sam lusts not only for her blood, but now for her body.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sam W., Ruby - Complete
See You In Hell by Zilchtastic reviews
Bela can't see the other person, but she knows someone's there. She can hear breathing, rabbit-quick and rasping and occasionally wet with tears or maybe blood. Probably blood. **SPOILERS through Season 4**
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bela T., Dean W. - Complete
Another Way by seashell118 reviews
Jasper Whitlock just can't see himself any other way: he's a monster. Even after escaping the south, he can't seem to get away from his horrible depression. But then he meets Alice... need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Jasper and Emmett have some fun by semmaforeva reviews
Since vampires don't need to sleep and can't come out on sunny days, Jasper and Emmett like to make their own fun with Edward. See what happens when Jasper uses his ability to manipulate Edward's feelings. Just a random idea. No flames please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Where Do You Think You're Going? by Eve Davidson reviews
Craig recounts the time when his mother left his father and he hid in the closet.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Craig M.
Touched by jaded image reviews
One-shot. Ian's thoughts on touching Wanda. Nothing dirty, minds out of the gutter, please.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Condoms by jaded image reviews
Wanda can get anything they need during raids. Well...Mel needs some condoms. WandIan, implied MelJared.
Host - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
something to take it away by deews reviews
Bela, Dean, and a world on fire. Once we cared enough about something to sell our souls. Now I’m getting bored just thinking about it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Bela T., Dean W. - Complete
smoke and mirrors by deews reviews
In the end, Ruby was right. There was no saving him. Dean burns, turns, and still can't let go of Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
Mrs Kauffman Heard by Just A Girl Of The Hollow x3 reviews
And old lady heard us having sex Jess! And asked us to quiet it down, he reminded.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Everything We Had by Francesca Jones reviews
Season 5. Rory needs to knock off people's hats, but she doesn't take to the sea. Angstish Lit. Complete
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Stereophonic Silence by cryptictac reviews
Everything they do is done in silence, except Wilson isn't sure he wants it that way anymore. HouseWilson. Explicit slash and graphic content. Complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House
Tricky Concept by knowhere reviews
Literati. For once, she didn’t get what she wanted. Despite the fact that it breaks her heart, she wants to be happy for him. AU.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Symmetry by cryptictac reviews
Sometimes the things you do can end up happening to you. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
One's Got Class and the Other One Dies by MWMaenad reviews
Complete! A sequel to A New Day. Rated M! Jess tries to win Rory back. Lit! R&R. Warning: Sick, twisted and graphic, but fun!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,638 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
once a Gilmore, always a Gilmore by SecretAgentSyd reviews
Jess and Rory reunite, but not everything's as he expected it would be.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
seven months by GinnyClone reviews
It was torture. Torture. Not the kind where you go insane and all that, but the kind where you’re always hurting deep, shallow, every kind of hurt and it never goes away. Ever. [Litish] One shot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Kitchen Rendezvous by GinnyClone reviews
“You know, my third husband had a fetish for doing it in kitchens. Maybe Jess, too…he does work in a diner.” Lit. AUish. Fluff. OneShot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Welcome to Disaster by FallAway reviews
AU. And it wasn’t part of the plan to take off the night before the wedding, but he called and you ran because you missed him and it was wrong. Rory and Jess. Oneshot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Catalyst by Angeleyez reviews
Pre6x15 Bridesmaids Revisited. Rory can’t stop dreaming about Jess. And she can’t help but rethink her relationship with Logan. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Here's to the Night by iunctusproinfinito reviews
A night between Jess and Rory.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Suggesting It's Better by FallAway reviews
It could be worse. She’s just not sure how. Literati oneshot, post 6x18.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Quantitative Learning by Angeleyez reviews
Short and bitter. Post 6.18. Rory, Jess, Logan.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
The Mechanics of a Hollywood Suicide by Angeleyez reviews
Jess tries to fix Rory, years after the fact.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Rory G., Jess M.
Sorry For The Inconvenience by abc79-de reviews
Lit, oneshot. The past has a funny way of helping you make future decisions.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Take Off by someone5 reviews
Maybe you're testing me. Poking the bear despite the warning signs, waiting for me to bite back. Or to leave. But I won't because that's what you're expecting and I've always loved surprising you. Lit, Oneshot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Death of a Ghost by Angeleyez reviews
When Jess returns to Stars Hollow to visit his mom, he discovers that Rory has erased him from her life. Permanently.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,976 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Rory G., Jess M.
Fiction by unfold reviews
Short Literati. Mid season two. 'And it occurs to me why I lose myself in books.'
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
All She Can Ask by FallAway reviews
She’s an idiot, she knows. And yet she continues to sit here, waiting for him, wondering what the hell she’s getting herself into. Oneshot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Lies by justmomentary reviews
You start kissing Logan with your eyes open. Lit. One shot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
A Study of Reading Habits by Angeleyez reviews
Jess. Because change only goes so far. You are who you are.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Fallen From Grace by Angeleyez reviews
She has no grace. He wants to save her, but no one’s perfect. Lit. Future. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
In the Twilight by Angeleyez reviews
Future. Rory & Jess. “Lately, she’s been terrified of disappearing.” But when she’s with him, she’s solid. Real.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Secondhand Smoke by Angeleyez reviews
Future. Complete. Jess. Rory. A New York City rooftop. Tomorrow, the rest of her life begins.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
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The Death of Morality reviews
I didn't enjoy how Ginger Snaps ended, so this is me giving the story a little spin. First off, I'm keeping Ginger and Sam alive. BrigitteSam.
Ginger Snaps - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
White Flag reviews
What happens to Jess after he leaves Rory's dorm in episode 4.21? Post 4.21. Lit songfic. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Echo reviews
Rory tries to find the courage within herself to approach someone she hasn't seen in a long time. Futurefic. Oneshot lit. Please read and review!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Second Chances reviews
What would have happened if Jess had actually managed to get a few words in during his and Rory's phone conversation in Those Are Strings Pinnochio? This is my first fanfiction, so please review and critique...just don't be too brutal. Lit.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete