Hauptmann Holmes
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Joined 06-27-06, id: 1076820, Profile Updated: 08-29-13
Author has written 33 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Moonlight, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Inheritance Cycle, Sherlock Holmes, Dragon Heart, Scooby Doo, Gunsmoke, British Comedy, Perry Mason, and Wild Wild West.

Chelsea, 20, New England.

Formerly LennonDrop.

Hello, I came here for the Twilight fanfiction and stayed for the stuff that was actually worthwhile. As you can see, I started out in 2007 with Harry Potter. Well, it's been six years and I've switched fandoms about a million times. Now I'm back and posting some of my new(er) stuff. If you read any of my old stuff, keep in mind that I was 14 or so when I wrote it!

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NOTE: I'm deleting a bunch of stuff. If you remember me writing something under my former pen name (LennonDrop) and you can't find it, it's gone. And it's not coming back.

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The Case of the Macabre Mansion by LuckyLadybug reviews
The Peterson mansion, located in the San Fernando Valley, is anything but peaceful. But this mystery is far deeper than Hamilton, Perry, and the rest originally thought. And when Andy tries to outwit the deadly Vivalene, the danger only intensifies.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,473 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hamilton B., Lt. Anderson - Complete
His Best Girls by Cruelest Sea reviews
A moment with Artemus and the "girls".
Wild Wild West - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
The Symposium Equation by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A New Home for the Pharaoh by jackalope21 reviews
A new member has come to the museum to remodel the Egyptian exhibit. What happens when the young pharaoh gets curious about the young woman? Rated 'T' for later chapters.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ahkmenrah, OC - Complete
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Prejudice reviews
When Festus left Glenn Jones in the marshal's office overnight, he got an earful from Matt-and Glenn's mother, Julia. Festus tries to make it up to Mrs. Jones and quickly becomes embroiled in her life and problems.
Gunsmoke - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Festus H. - Complete
Jingle Jangle reviews
A certain deputy finds that he can't sneak up on people. Slight Hussell. Written for crowcockatiel of Tumblr.
Gunsmoke - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Kitty R., Festus H. - Complete
Oops! Wrong Clothes! reviews
Kitty gets an early morning visitor and throws on the first thing that comes to hand. Hussell, written for crowcockatiel of Tumblr.
Gunsmoke - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Kitty R., Matt D., Sam N., Festus H. - Complete
Brother reviews
Musings on brother Fergus. Written for crowcockatiel of Tumblr.
Gunsmoke - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Festus H. - Complete
Join Me reviews
After a long, hard day, Kitty is in need of some company. Hussell, written for crowcockatiel of tumblr.
Gunsmoke - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Kitty R., Festus H. - Complete
Marriage reviews
DA Hamilton Burger finally-and somewhat reluctantly-ties the knot. This is the story of his marriage.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Hamilton B.
Nightmare
MULBERRY: Mulberry comforts Miss Farnaby after a particularly bad nightmare. Mulberry/Miss Farnaby (Farnaberry)
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Sunshine reviews
MULBERRY: Death meets Springtime for the first time. Death/Springtime
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Coffee & Sympathy reviews
My own resolution of how Festus got home after "The Well". (Hussell)
Gunsmoke - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Kitty R., Festus H. - Complete
Fish Out of Water reviews
Festus makes an unusual catch while fishing.
Gunsmoke - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Festus H. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and The Night of the Little Wizard reviews
It's 1885. Artie and Lilly are about to get married when he receives a strange letter from an old acquaintance: Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Two of the world's worst criminals have teamed up and are bent on destroying their enemies.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Wild Wild West - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock Holmes
Elementary, My Dear Cullen reviews
Carlisle brings an "old friend" to Forks to stay for a while. While he is there a baffling mystery pops up. So baffling, in fact, that only the greatest detective of all time could solve it. Luckily he's there... Third category: crime
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,092 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Bella - Complete
PDBAZ reviews
Tag to WNSD: "Mummy Scares Best". Slight spoilers for the episode. When Daphne is turned into a zombie, Shaggy does his best to make her remember. Sequel to "A Muddy Bouquet" and "Knight in Shining Tinfoil". Read others first.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Daphne, Shaggy - Complete
Knight in Shining Tinfoil reviews
Tag to WNSD: "Big Scare in the Big Easy". Minor spoilers for said episode. Daphne thanks Shaggy for rescuing her from the graveyard. Sequel to "A Muddy Bouquet".
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Daphne, Shaggy - Complete
A Muddy Bouquet reviews
Tag to "What's New Scooby-Doo?: Big Scare in the Big Easy". Daphne loses her shoe in a puddle of ectoplasm and someone unexpected gives her a hand. One-shot.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Shaggy, Daphne - Complete
Jacksonville Blues reviews
What if Jasper and Emmett didn't really kill James? Bella take a trip to the zoo and gets the shock of her life. T for minor language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
What's in a Name? reviews
Renesmee finally gets fed up with her name and takes some drastic measures.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls reviews
Dean and Sam are affected by another universe. Mainly that of Twilight. Parody!Chaos ensues. Spoilers for 1.01 - 4.16.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
On The Street Where You Live reviews
Set in early Twilight. Edward watches My Fair Lady, then goes for a walk.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Will reviews
A MurtaghNasuada songfic. Short and sweet, K .
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
A King in the Making reviews
The /real/ story of Einon's birth. Drabble/OneShot.
Dragon Heart - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Unfortunate Mannerisms reviews
Based of the Granada series. Have you ever noticed how Holmes touches things to his mouth when he is thinking? Watson's POV. K plus, just in case.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Voldemort, Meet Benny reviews
Benny is moving on from the Volturi to the Death Eaters. Will his also take Voldemort over with his evil cute powers? Will he take over the world? Read part two of the "Benny Meet" series. Sequel to "Aro, Meet Benny" you don't have to read it but this wi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
In My Life reviews
A songfic about how Eragon feels about the past, present, and love. Eragon/Arya. Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Benny, Meet The Volturi reviews
Something I wrote to jumpstart my Muse. It's about my best friend's dog annoying the Volturi. I hope you like it. Flames, as one of my friends says, will be put out with a fire extinguisher.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Pictures of a Secret reviews
A series of oneshots about Josef's other secret. Now COMPLETE.
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Vampiric Savior reviews
A ramble on the thoughts of Edward as he saves a girl in his "rebelious period." Something I wrote a while ago with a new ending. T for violence, Edward's POV, PreTwilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Childhood Insanity reviews
A twoshot about Clopin's childhood. Prompted by bubblymuggle of All Things Hunchback. Pure humor, K .
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Saved by the Unicorn reviews
The title is self explanitory. [no slash][oneshot][R&R]
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen reviews
The first of it's kind! The story version is now playing in a city near you! oneshot T for strange things...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Cullen Calamities, Hale Horrors, and Swan Swoons reviews
Four OneShots. Complete [means there will be no more]. Sorry to the Rabid readers. I still do requests.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
50 ways to annoy Voldemort reviews
yes there are about 200 of these but... I couldn't resist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Voldemort, Draco M. - Complete
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