ridiculousFolly
hide bio
Poll: What do you want to happen in Silence? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-27-06, id: 1076971, Profile Updated: 12-04-11
Author has written 5 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, Anime X-overs, and Death Note.

Hello, I am Keith. I am a Lady, I enjoy pie, and I am most importantly not a potato. Of course, I could be a potato and you'd never know it because this is the internet and all intelligent beings know that the internet is full of lies. Rest assured that I am not a potato, unless I am.

I would feel awful if I were to lie to you folks, so I'm just going to set the record straight. I will probably never write fanfiction again, and even if I were to pick it up again I would never finish any of the stories that are on this page because they suck. All of them are just straight up terrible and I feel awful about bringing them into the world in the first place. I may or may not delete them, depending on how lazy I feel in the future.

Mostly I just use this page to keep track of other stories that I'm reading now. Or stories that I've read in the past that I've truly enjoyed.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Second Thoughts by scorpionsatellite reviews
Eridan finally gets a kismesissitude going with Sollux, only to question whether or not he actually wants their relationship in that quadrant. Two-shot: SolEri, black to red quadrant flipping. Rated M for smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
John: Play a Haunting Piano Refrain by sburbiangodtier reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your kismesis, JOHN EGBERT, has a STRANGE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT in his hive. When he plays the most beautiful sounding melody YOU HAVE EVER HEARD, your hatred for him BOILS OVER. What will you do? Post S-Burb AU. Karkat/John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Make You Lose Control by Schm0use reviews
Nick has been feeling rather unmanly, lately. Featuring Keith and, yes, Dave.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Fire & Ice by brent360 reviews
A new generation of the young, beautiful, and privileged now rule the halls of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Amidst the academic and social intrigues, the paths of two gorgeous young men collide as they embark on a sexually intense journey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,436 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Mindfuck by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
If there was anything Gary Smith was good at, it was getting under people’s skin. GxP HARD YAOI, other warnings inside
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Control by Zxel reviews
He’s all right with pretending. He’s been pretending for a year that he and Gary are still friends, after all. Gary/Petey, no happy ending.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Unlikely by Josef Von Perriwinkle reviews
Simmons/Leo. Reuben Simmons never thought he could find love. Post ROTF, potential spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/3/2009 - R. Simmons - Complete
Of Power and Youth by Alexander Hunter reviews
Danny has fought with Vlad countless times and always come out on top, now Vlad is finished playing around and the tables have turned in his favor. Danny/Vlad, intense, gore, violence, eventunal slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Cravings by bluecellphone reviews
Sylar is a vampire and...well...Mohinder is his food! Pretty angsty, some smut at the end. They need each other ohsobadly!
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
You Look Wonderful, My Dear by Zenith of Emotion reviews
A The Birdcage fic. First one I've written. Sweet moment between Albert and Armand. Armand being a sweetie for once. Mentioning of toast. Gay coupling, crossdressersdrag queens, fluff, sweetness, Agador Sparticus. Please R&R! Enjoy. Thanks, Ylime.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Hero Complex by tenebricosa reviews
A vampiric Draco roams the streets after the fall of Voldemort. What happens when one day Harry Potter offers his life in exchange for a terrified Muggle girl's and his Hero Complex lands him in the vampire's den? Eventual DMHP, R&R svp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,305 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Synonymy by Selphiebunny reviews
Shy glances, secret hand movements, and accidental feather touches across pale skin. How can love be wrong, truly, when it was never given a chance? FWGW, updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Of All the Things to Turn You On by Sauvignon reviews
[oneshot] slash. gayness galore. Ichigo can't even go shopping anymore without getting aroused.[ichiishi]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Seven by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto considers his suitors [SasuNaru NaruSaku GaaNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ChoujiNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Four Hour Flu by Sauvignon reviews
[oneshot]. KakaIru, Naru Sasu. It's a special day and Iruka is sick.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Sauvignon reviews
[oneshot] KyoYuki. If one took the time to look at the two Sohma cousins, they wouldn't notice anything big because it's the small things that were hidden in plain sight.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
White Day by Usagi Youkai reviews
Yusuke has never gotten a gift on White Day before, at least until Kuwabara came over [KuwabaraxYusuke]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Careful Who You're Caught With by Maxine-san reviews
A Christmas present from the Weasley twins, two D.A. parties, several fights, and of course, mistletoe! This holiday season is shaping up to be slightly better than 5th year's, even if the person Harry'll be kissing isn't who he expected. Slash. Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Any Love by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasunaru! A angsty little smutty oneshot ficlette thing. Naruto thinks of Sasuke Sasuke is being perverted, lots of...stuff...and stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Summertime by X-parrot reviews
[complete] SLASH This wasn't the way Richie had planned to come out.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Hug by taitofan reviews
Ebon only thinks he knows what he wants, but luckily, Shiv knows the truth.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Ebon, Shiv - Complete
Everything to Everyone by Kimagure reviews
Mostly, this is just my attempt at Percy's character...there's also some Percy/Oliver slashiness. A kind of 'what if Percy really didn't ~want~ to work at the Ministry' ficcie. ^-^;;;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Percy W.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Silence reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. PROLOGUE UP. Ronald Weasley, due to his own reasonings has begun a self-imposed vow of silence, which has landed himself in a mental hospital. Stuck in the last place he wanted to be, Ron has to find a way to be heard without his voice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Ron W.
A Day In The Life reviews
AU. Everything is upside down. Raito is a B student, to make others happy and Lawliet is so lazy that he's failed his freshman year twice. Matt is to extroverted otaku kid and Mello, an exchange student, is his worst enemy. Read the story for more.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - L, Light Y.
Forsaken reviews
Oneshot. Drabble esque . In limbo Mikami thinks about how he’s been treated by his “God”.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Infamous
OC's from various worlds travel together on crazy fantabulous adventures. Better summary pending.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,500 - Published: 2/23/2008
Spring of Insanity reviews
ONESHOT most of the gang is at Jusenkyo and there all cured! Ryoga falls in a spring that makes him... fall in love with Ranma! I was really bored so its a crack fic with yaoi and slight yuri.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete