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Author has written 29 stories for Inheritance Cycle, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Moulin Rouge, and Twilight.

Hi. I'm alsdssg. The als part is my intitials. Won't tell you what the last part says; it might scare you. Lol. Not really. I just like secrets.

Real name: Ally

Hair color: dark brown

Eye color: ditto

Age: 16

People Whose Names Will Remain with Me until the Day I Die

1. The inventor of the nickname "Mione" (Hermione)

2. The inventor of the nickname "Tag" and all its variations (Murtagh)

3. The first person to screw biology and surrogates and write m-preg

4. Half the shippers in the Harry Potter fandom

5. xxxbloodyrists666xxx aka Tara aka Tata

6. The person who decided that if people have to be OOC for the fan fic to work, all the author's hard work in characterizing them can go to hell

7. The first Suethor

8. The first crack shipper

9. The first slasher

10. The inventor of the nickname "Pad" (Sirius or Padfoot)

11. The person who decided there are wrong places to have curves

12. The people who believe that chatspeak is just as good as English

13. The first person who failed to understand that skinny people are flat-chested

14. The first troll

15. The first Sue-basher


"Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky.

Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone.

Nine for mortal men doomed to die.

And one ring for the dark lord on his dark throne

In the land of Mordor where the shadow lie.

One ring to rule them all.

One ring to find them.

One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

-Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by: J.R.R. Tolkien

"To someone who has lived as long as Flammel, death is like going to sleep after a very, very long, hard day."

-Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone by: J.K. Rowling

"You two are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school."

"You know what, George? I don't think we are."

-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by: J.K. Rowling

"Down the rivers dim expanse

Like some bold seer in a trance

Seeing all his own mischance

With a glassy countenance

Did she look to Camelot.

And at the closing of the day

She loosed the chain, and down she lay.

The broad stream bore her far away,

The Lady of Shalott."

The Lady of Shalott by: Alfred, Lord Tennyson

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

"At Tara in this fateful hour,

I call upon all heaven with it's power,

And the sun with its brightness,

And the snow with its whiteness,

And the lightening with its rapid wrath,

And the winds with the swiftness along its path,

And the sea with its deepness,

And the rocks with their steepness,

And the earth with its starkness.

All these I place,

With God's almighty help and grace

Between myself and the power of darkness."

-A Swiftly Tilting Planet by: Madeleine L'Engel.

"Descended from the apes! My dear, let us hope that it is not true, but if it is, let us pray that it not become generally known."

-The alarmed wife of the Bishop of Worcester, upon hearing about Charles Darwin's The Origin of the Species.

"When the dead do walk, seek the water's run

For this the dead will always shun.

Swift river's best or broadest lake

To ward the dead and haven make.

If water fails thee, fire is thy friend.

If neither guards, it will be thy end."

-Lirael by Garth Nix

"Does the walker choose the path or the path the walker?"

-Sabriel by Garth Nix

"Five charters bind the land,

Together linked hand in hand.

One is in the people who wear the crown,

Two in the folk who keep the dead down,

Three and five in stone and mortar,

Four sees all in frozen water."

-Sabriel by Garth Nix

"I shall not die of a cough."


-The Cask of Amantillado by Edgar Allen Poe

"All my stories are true. Some are more true than others."

-My totally awesome biology teacher

"Nemo me impune lacessit." ("No one attacks me and is unpunished.")

-The Cask of Amantillado by Edgar Allen Poe

"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

-Grace, in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I don't trust this kid any farther than I can throw him."

"Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody."

-Ed Rooney and Grace in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I."

-Ferris Bueller, in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. They could be facist anarchists for all I care. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't have a car."

-Ferris Bueller, in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

-Jack Sparrow, in Pirates of the Caribbean III: At World's End

"It's not I'm anti-social. I'm only anti-work."

-Riff, West Side Story

"Puerto Rico, my heart's devotion--

Let it sink back into the ocean."

-Anita, West Side Story

"The nineteenth century dislike of realism is the rage of Caliban seeing his own face in a glass. The nineteenth century dislike of romanticism is the rage of Caliban not seeing his own face in a glass."

-Oscar Wilde in a Picture of Dorian Gray

"The grasshopper! Be careful of the grasshopper! A grasshopper does not only turn; it hops. It hops! And it hops jolly high!

-Erik, Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux

"No one can say that my sister does not love her family."

-Tyrion Lannister, A Clash of Kings by George RR Martin

"Which one of you is Beric Dondarion?"

"Why, that would be me."

"You're a bloody liar, Jack. It's my turn to be Lord Beric."

-Merrett Frey, Jack-Be-Lucky, Lem Lemoncloak, A Storm of Swords by George R.R. Martin

"Let me play the fool.

With mirth and laughter, let old wrinkles come."

-Gratiano in Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice

"My sweet silly jealous wife, I've only loved one woman, I promise you."

"Only one? Oh Petyr, do you swear it? Only one?"

"Only Cat."

Petry Baelish and Lysa Arryn, A Storm of Swords by George R.R. Martin

"Get away from my daughter, you bitch!"

-Molly Weasley from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, by J.K. Rowling

"And standing there in the great hall of Rouen's royal castle Stephen suddenly realized a very unpalatable truth: that most men may recognize him as England's king, but they no longer saw him as a man of honour."

-Stephen of Blois's thoughts in When Christ and His Saints Slept by Sharon K. Penman

"I've known men who put their lives at peril for gold or for lust, and occasionally even for love. But you, lad, are the very first to risk the gallows for a woman's wool garment--and with the woman not even in it!"

-Stephen of Blois in When Christ and His Saints Slept by Sharon K. Penman

"He was a mild man, gentle and good, and did no justice."

-a contemporary chronicler on King Stephen of England

"Ciraud Berlai is my seneschal. How dare you drag him before me in chains?"

"I think I've shown admirable restraint. I did not hang him, did I?'

Louis VII Capet and Geoffrey le Bel in When Christ and His Saints Slept by Sharon K. Penman


Beautiful Disaster: Complete. It was a one-shot. I love Murtagh/Nasuada more than any other pairing. It was also written while I was iming three friends and watching t.v.

Big Yellow Taxi: Ditto. I write Nasuada much better than I write Murtagh, I think.

Crazy: Complete. A moment of sheer, sugar-high inspiration (if you wanna call it inspiration).

He Thinks He Loves Me: Complete. I like writing poetry, and I don't think Eragon really loves Arya. I also don't think she thinks he loves her.

Lament for Cittagazze: Complete. How can you not feel a little pity for those people there?

Naive Awareness: Complete. The new rider fic of which I am guilty. I tried to make it as unique as possible. I'm not sure how great a job I did. It's on 37 favorites lists. I've only gotten reviews from about half of them though. Really quite funny when you think about it.

She Says: Complete. I love the song, so I decided to write from Faolin's P.O.V. since I didn't think it had ever been done before.

The Destruction of Voldy and the Sixth Horcrux: Complete. I had to make fun of Harry Potter, my all time favorite book ever. I seriously dressed up with my friend and her cousin and went to the book party. I'm an obsessee.

Things You Will Never Know About Draco Malfoy: A random moment of pity for Malfoy. I don't know where it came from, but it came. That's why that fic is on the net.

Why Galbatorix Is Lame: My most successful story. It is extremely shallow. One reviewer described it as "Mean, but funny. Just like a happy bunny." That sums it up, really. It's currently on hiatus. I'm gonna update and finish it after Empire comes out. Who can say how long it will end up being?

How To Make Murtagh Crazier: It was created out of the boredom of waiting in the auditorium for something to happen. It's still going.

Vengeance and Ideals: I just started it. I'm not sure where it's gonna go. Actually, I am. It just might change with time.

Hadassah pic: http:///celeb_gallery/557/2.jpg

Desdemona pic: http:///cdimages/alicia_keys-fallin_s.jpg

Black on White: Murtagh/Arya. I wanted to add more fics to that particular pairing. I like it more than I thought I would. It's getting quite a plot. Here are some pics I found on the internet to go with it.

Green Dragon Pic: http:///images/thumb/8/82/Empire_Cover.jpg/250px-Empire_Cover.jpg

MurtaghArya Wallpaper: http:///albums/d135/roguey17/Wallpapers/murtagharya.jpg It's movie pics, but whatever.

Morgana- http:///users/a/l/alw285/images/prom2/satine.jpg

Hathcyn, I suppose- http:///SHOWBIZ/Movies/9806/04//guy.jpg

Brecca- http:///images/headshots/22605_headshot.jpg

I Am Not a Eunuch: Complete. Product of watching Pirates of the Caribbean with my boyfriend. It's an Eragon fic, but still.

Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix: Inspired by the wonderful LotR fan fiction called Never Leave Fan Fiction Lying Around. Sue nickname ever.

Changing for the Better or the Worse: interesting character I guess. I wanted to write something about that part in Eragon where Eragon and Murtagh are travelling together. I found a pic of what I think Marin might look like. http:///d/tvcomedies/1/0/H/3/-/-/marin_hinkle.jpg

Does It Hurt?: I just saw Moulin Rouge, and I decided, hey, why not write a fan fic about it? And since I thought that Nini was such an interesting character, and I spent most of the movie wanting to hug Christian, I had them talk in a fic. My friend Abby found five implied pairings in the fic. How many can you find?

Better Man: I really do like Orrin. He's the way he is in this fic to fit the song. I don't think that he's out of character though. It's yet another Murtagh/Nasuada fic. I love that pairing. It makes me wonder why I write a Murtagh/Arya fic. Oh well.

Nunquam Satis: An Eragon fic inspired by the name of the house in Great Expectations. It's Arya/Durza, and it's about not taking what you want because once you have what you want, you don't want it anymore, and I use Latin taken from a Google translator.

Ironic: That song's my ringtone, and I was so mad at Harry for breaking up with Ginny at the end of the sixth book. Spiderman, anyone?

Babylon: Morzan/Selena. I like old music too much. I decided that Morzan couldn't be a total monster, and this fic was born.

Eragon on Oprah: My little brother and my cousin helped me with this one. Basically, a Gary Stu/camel/junkie named LSD takes over Eragon's life and succeeds at the impossible: becoming more of a Gary Stu than Eragon.

How to Make Legolas Crazier: Sequel to How to Make Murtagh Crazier written by my friend Amy

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His Reluctant Highness by El Capitan K-rage reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,490 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/1/2006
Unexpected Journey by Unimaginable Possibilities reviews
PERMANENT HIATUS. Nurélia, the first female Rider of the new generation, came to Alagaësia from a land unknown in search of Eragon and Saphira. When Galbatorix learns of her arrival, Murtagh is sent to capture her. Can he persuade her to side with evil? Read and find out..
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,855 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Bittersweet Hurt by minerva-one reviews
Carlisle/Edward. This story examines the reasons why Carlisle made Edward a vampire - and the subsequent effect on their lives - the desire, the chaos, the hurt, the regret. Warning -- There will be sexual scenes. Drama, Angst, Desire, Sex, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
United by Given-Inside reviews
BOOK 1: Eragon and Saphira embark on a journey to a far more technologically advanced continent, but other things are turning this journey into a emotional roller coaster as Saphira makes an astonishing discovery after taking a potion with her rider.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 160,894 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Viridian Flame by daymarket reviews
Set after Eldest/Sequel to T&M. After Murtagh's failure at the Burning Plains, Galbatorix is less than happy with him. With the appearance of the third Rider and the Varden, Murtagh's loyalty is conflicted in more ways than one. Picked up after hiatus.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,921 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Murtagh
Serena and Edoc'sil by JeanBoulet reviews
Eragon and Saphira have gone back to Ellesmera to finish their training, only to find a new friend. A new egg will hatch in Ellesmera, and the inevitable war between the Varden and the Empire fast approaches. READ THE 'NOTICE' CHAPTER!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 10/16/2005
Alagaesia! by Unwilling and Unsworn reviews
Or how two girls can screw up CP's epic. Well, erm... basically our alterego's get to go to Alagaesia... and create total havoc. Of course. Chapter eight: WE ATEN'T DEAD. Also? Brisingr spoilers.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2006
Thoughts by Lotti's Lot reviews
The Eragon Characters, and their thoughts on their spouses, and lovers. R and R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007
Eragon's a Whore by ac-the-brain-supreme reviews
Unrelated series of oneshots that exploit the gayness of the boys in our favorite story, Eragon. Pairings range from the mundane to the extraordinary to the WTF MATE! This chapter: Brom/Eragon
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007
Cadi by aureus x reviews
Cadi was plucked out of servanthood and trained to become a magician when Galbatorix saw in her the hope of the Empire. With friends battling for control of her naive mind and enemies lurking in the shadows, she will have to decide between right and wrong
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 5/12/2006
Ten Important Conversations by daysandweeks reviews
Ten important conversations Felicity Worthington had with Simon Middleton. Contains spoilers for TSFT.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
I'll Be There To Catch You When You Fall by bakapiko reviews
[The Last One Chosen]Galbatorix has a secret. A secret that Eragon could never believe. A secret that, if destroyed, could put all of Alagaesia in danger. And, as Eragon discovers Galbatorix's past, promises and lies don't only break. They shatter.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue Fanfic by Mariano's-twins reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and the Weasleys & Hermione come acrossed a Mary Sue fanfic? Jeez, I wonder...hmmmmm: Insanity!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - OC
Evergreen by Niham reviews
Murtagh is sent to kill Nasauda, but instead he frees himself of Galbatorix's control. Now Nausauda has to convince the Varden, elves, and dwarves that he's good. Can she pull it off with help of the dragons? Murtagh x Nasauda
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,179 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
Kingdom of Hope by KittenofShadows reviews
The time has finally come. Accompanied by those who have become his family, Eragon now journeys to Uru'baen. But none can forsee the terrible betrayal that awaits him and Princess Rune upon arrival : a betrayal that will change their world forever.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,001 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Somber Resplendence by Tarantella reviews
A slave is forced to flee her home in Dras Leona after a horrible event occurs. As she joins a traveling group of what seem to be outlaws for the sake of survival, she finds that they are destined for something far greater. MurtaghOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,306 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
The pros and cons of breathing by Ailin-'O reviews
Ever wondered how Murtagh came to become Thorn's Rider ? Prisoner in Uru'baen, the young son of Morzan struggles to keep Galbatorix from finding Eragon and Saphira. rated T for future slash... continues in Journey Westward.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,294 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
Being a Rider by artanisofavalon reviews
Tirane is the first female of the new generation of Riders. Follow her as she trains with Oromis, establishes relationships and falls in love. Throughout her encounters she matures, and learns the true meaning of being a Rider. R and R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,079 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
The Ghost of Brom by Oddwen Floddball reviews
I was tired and got bit by a plotbunny. Just a silly little parody of the first Eragon book. Warning: don't get your eye poked out by a pun. Minor violence & tight leather.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Betrayal by angelface04 reviews
As she lays there sleeping before him, he realizes that he could fell the Varden with one flick of his wrist. [Murtagh x Nasuada]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Uncertain Love by Deer-Shifter reviews
Eragon has long since decided that Angela’s prophecy refers to Arya as his love. But his belief is shaken when he meets Kara, a former royal assassin who has run away with the last egg. First fic…please r&r! Complete!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,770 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Child of Trust and Betrayal by KittenofShadows reviews
A broken city. A lost sister. A terrible betrayal. All the action and romance of the Heirs to Darkness Trilogy continues in this final installment. Sequel to Son of Wrath and Fire.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Wrath of Conviction by Krum Chick reviews
Murtagh has been feeling as though he has lost all hope and is lonely in the world. When a beautiful servant of Galbatorix comes into his life, will everything turn around for better or for worse? Rated M for sexual themes and violence. Ch. 8 OUT!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006
Thorn and Misery by daymarket reviews
Murtagh's story. What happened to him after his capture at the Varden, up to the point where he meets Eragon and maybe a bit after. Yeah, it's long, but please read and review! FULLY COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,739 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Murtagh - Complete
Commotion by J.S. Mews reviews
Nasuada thinks about her last meeting with Murtagh with regret. The third oneshot in my MurtaghNasuada fics.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Son of Wrath and Fire by KittenofShadows reviews
What will befall Rune? Is she lost forever? A new Argetlam. A sleeping maiden. A Rider's promise. All the action and romance of Daughter of Earth and Sky continues.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,329 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Devotion by J.S. Mews reviews
As the red egg hatches, Murtagh thinks back to his first real conversation with Nasuada. MurtaghNasuada pairing and goes along with Emotion.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
The Mary Sues! by J.S. Mews reviews
Oh no! The Mary Sues are invading Eragon fanfics! A brain doodle based off of the song Men in Black
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Emotion by J.S. Mews reviews
After Eldest, Nasuada thinks about her first meeting with Murtagh. NasuadaMurtagh pairing. Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Daughter of Earth and Sky by KittenofShadows reviews
Rune, daughter of an elf and a rider, has always remained hidden in her castle, untouched by sorrows. But after fleeing to the Varden, she realizes that maybe the world isn't so perfect. Takes place after Eldest.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,841 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Soulsisters goes to Hogwarts by siriusandlupinsgurls reviews
The twin sisters of Blaise Zambini Tamara Zambini and Draco Malfoy Oriona Malfoy are transferred from Bauxbaton to Hogwarts. Much fun ensues! Please R&R! Concrit accepted. Disclaimer we don't own anyone but Tamara and Oriona
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
No More Prissy Girls by Treewarf reviews
“Have you ever noticed,” Eragon mused as he set down his mug of ale, “that there are a lot of prissy girls popping up nowadays?” A MarySue bashing parody cowritten by Herculeha.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 601 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Experiement reviews
Rosalie sits in her room, pondering her newfound perfection and wondering if it was a fair trade for her humanity. Then Edward comes in and wonders what it's like to kiss someone. Set after Rosalie was turned but before Emmett was.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Black on White reviews
It began when Murtagh and Arya have a conversation in an inn on Dras Leona just before the fight at Helgrind. So much more happened after that. MurtaghArya and EragonNasuada, implied MurtaghNasuada and EragonArya, at least in the beginning.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,422 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Naive Awareness reviews
Eragon has a strange dream, and three fishermen bring the Varden an egg from Vroengard. Then the girl from his dream comes to him. Meanwhile, Murtagh is still under Galbatorix's control and so is a new rider. What happens? Read and find out.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,565 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Changing for the Better or the Worse reviews
Marin was a petty criminal fleeing Dras Leona to escape punishment. Then she tried to steal food from a group of travelers staying in the caves on the plains. That was when everything got started. That was when she realized how many mistakes she made.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,810 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
Mary Sues I Hate the Most reviews
It's just a poem about the many Eragon Sues.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Real World reviews
Young Eragon, Roran, and Katrina sit around and daydream about what they want to be. Set preEragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Just an Act reviews
Is it really just an act? Decide for yourself. Takes place during and after El Tango de Roxanne. Argentinean x Nini
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Argentinean, Nini - Complete
Teardrops on My Guitar reviews
After being attacked by a customer and rescued by Chocolat, Arabia reflects on her life and her friendships with both Chocolat and China Doll.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - China Doll - Complete
King of Montmartre reviews
After Satine's death, Zidler sits alone in his office pondering his lies and the ruin of his kingdom.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Harold Z., Marie - Complete
Vengeance and Ideals reviews
This is the story of Carsaib, the boy who became Durza. This is the story of the shade who became Galbatorix's righthand man.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006
Does It Hurt? reviews
After Satine dies, Christian has a question for Nini.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Nini, Christian - Complete
Better Man reviews
Murtagh x Nasuada fic to the song Better Man by Pearl Jam.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Nunquam Satis reviews
He’d heard a story once about a sailor who’d found the most world’s largest and most beautiful pearl growing inside of an oyster but hadn’t taken it. Onesided Durza x Arya. R&R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
How to Make Legolas Crazier reviews
This was written by my friend Amy. Basically, what happens when a bunch of teens get into Middle Earth and cause mass chaos for all, including Legolas? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
How to Make Murtagh Crazier reviews
Poor Murtagh. He was just sitting around minding his own business when my friend and I decided to wreak havoc on Alagaesia. Will Murtagh or anyone else get away with their sanity? Probably not, but it'll be fun watching them try.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Ironic reviews
Harry broke up with Ginny to protect her from Voldemort. When he finally killed the Dark Lord, he thought it could all work out, but life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when everything seems like it's going right. R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Babylon reviews
Morzan x Selena. Morzan ponders and regrets what he did to Murtagh and Selena. Better than it sounds. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Eragon on Oprah reviews
The hero goes on Oprah to recount how he lost everything he had or wanted to have to the worst GaryStue ever: a camel junkie by the name of LSD. Tragedy genre is for fun.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Why Galbatorix is Lame reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
I Am Not a Eunuch reviews
Eragon and Murtagh have a conversation concerning Eragon's affection for Arya. Takes place sometime after they reach the Varden in Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
She Says reviews
Oneshot. Faolin wathces Eragon and Arya. Follows the time from the making of the fairth to Agaeti Blodhren.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Big Yellow Taxi reviews
Sequel to Beautiful Disaster. Murtagh ponders his imprisonment and impending doom while he sits in the infirmary.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Beautiful Disaster reviews
Song fic based on the song by Kelly Clarkson. Eragon captures Murtagh. Nasuada visits him while he's unconscious.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Crazy reviews
It's Uru'baen's annual beer blast, and a drunken Murtagh decides to sing Crazy by: Gnarls Barkley. Chaos Ensues. R&R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Things You Will Never Know About Draco Malfoy reviews
Malfoy writes a letter to his father he has no intention of owling him after the battle with Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
The Destruction of Voldy and the Sixth Horcrux reviews
Like the title says. Not meant to be taken seriously. Just a random shot a comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Lament for Cittagazze reviews
Title is pretty selfexplantitory. I wrote this for a book project in Reading. R&R. Hope you like it.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
He Thinks He Loves Me reviews
Just a little poem about Arya's feeling about Eragon's affection for her.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete