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Joined 06-27-06, id: 1077039
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

I'd like to introduce to you the most feared of all pineapple lovers... paineAPPLE!

Yes, I know, fearsome, aren't I. Well, what can I say about myself, I love Pirates of the Caribbean and currently that is the only fanfiction I am working on. I doubt anything but the crazed antics of a certain pirate captain could keep my attention.However, I dowrite fiction and have one story entered on fictionpress.com which I have a lot more of, but that site is so inactive that I lack the will to upload...:

Currently, I reside in Japan.Nagoya to be exact! That is in the Aichi prefecture if any of you know something about Japan. Pretty cool, huh? I love all Eastern cultures, so it very possibly will pop-up later in my stories.I am 17 and normally live in Shreveport, Louisiana. It's a pretty boringplace,but my friends and I find ways around that. I love movies, like... alot.I will watch most anything to keep myself entertained. Also, I totally, ZOMGSQUEE, love music. I listen to anything and everything, other than country. I don't like the way it sounds, but everything else I totally love. Okay.

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Make Him Move On by PineAppleLint reviews
A romantic tale that involves a young bar wench named Anastasia Walker trying to steal the grieving Will Turner's heart, and June Oleander, a female pirate who just loves getting on the infamous Sparrow's nerves. The four unite and hijinks ensue...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,436 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
PH2: More Piratier, More Hilariousier, and more by Leanan Sidhe reviews
The much anticipated sequel to PIRATES HILARIOUSITY under Third Time's the Charm now. Rachel and Vicki are back, and guess who followed them! It's a whirlwind of weirdness when you include Target, the corpse monkey, and the grooming of pirates as the gi
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,604 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Heart in a Headlock reviews
[CH8 UP!] This is not a tale of some higher born thing torn from her precious land and ravished by pirates. No, this is a real story, a story about loss, about confusion, and about what you find when that is all you have left. JACKOC! NOT A MARYSUE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow