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Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 259,557 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 5,197 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 5/30/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Elves by
kb0 reviews
The Potters have a house-elf Dumbledore didn't know about, who will take care of Harry no matter what ... and possibly take care of other things too. (Oneshot. Spoof or crack, you decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 612 - Published: 1/6/2022 - Harry P. - Complete
You're All I Have by
NinjaPandaScholar reviews
A piece of Voldemort's soul attached to baby Harry Potter that fateful Halloween night. Over the years, the soul piece witnessed how much danger and pain his host was in. How far would the soul go to protect the child he began to care for, especially when the boy started to care for him in return? Oh, just a little over-protective care, some magic training, maybe some necromancy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 234,898 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 5/31/2021 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Tom R. Jr., Severus S.] [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Babysitting Blues by
scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 257,919 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The House of Potter Rebuilt by
DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 11,254 - Follows: 9,627 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Flower War by
XxTheDarkLordxX reviews
The one where Harry and Draco have a flower war. Their tamest fight yet to date as they trade silent insults, cutting barbs and even a few compliments sprinkled in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/25/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Neville L., Gregory G. - Complete
Operation: SMWLNTETHSP by
XxTheDarkLordxX reviews
Typically, notes from admirers would bring smiles to one's face or even lift their mood. In most cases it was considered sweet. However, Draco Malfoy doesn't do sweet. If he got one more note saying he looked radiant or beautiful, he was going to kill someone. Literally. His admirer better stay a secret before he cursed them into oblivion... right after he stopped blushing. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/20/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Secret Admirer by
XxTheDarkLordxX reviews
Fred has a secret admirer. Who can it be? Are the clues enough to figure it out? -I know this is not a usual pairing. But give it a shot! Hopefully you like it. This story was given as a prompt by my sister. InTheClouds211 on AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/11/2017 - [Harry P., Fred W.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Harry Brown by
mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 1,075 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by
DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 8,624 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
To Shape and Change by
Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10785 - Favs: 28,957 - Follows: 16,238 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Molasses by
azure cuisine reviews
For some people love is like lighting, striking fast and hot. Charlie's love rolled over him like molasses, sweet and slow, and he didn't even notice until he was stuck. HPCW slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Charlie W., Harry P.] - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by
Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 7,142 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Guardian, The Ward and the Cup by
shedoc reviews
Sequel to TG, TW and the Convict - read that one first! AU version of the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,059 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Heir Brained by
diagonally reviews
The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order's fold & the trio's cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of 'Hogwarts, a History? Flashbacks/action/post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,729 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What a Cliché by
lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible. List of used clichés to be included in separate chapter . Oneshot. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sway by
cherbi161 reviews
NEW SUMMARY: One common interest turns the end of summer into a hot and steamy love affair. Will it survive their seventh year. AU. DraHrm and RonHrm
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 170,944 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
DragonKin by
Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 12,066 - Follows: 4,992 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bracelet by
AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 7059 - Favs: 8,015 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Poison Pen by
GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10280 - Favs: 31,610 - Follows: 13,061 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Risk Worth Taking by
stalling-midnight reviews
Hermione Granger, the good girl. In her last year at Hogwarts, will she step outside the lines? Will she let enemies become friends and friends become more? Will she take the only risk worth taking? please READ & REVIEW !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,973 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Broken by
inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,354 - Reviews: 5827 - Favs: 12,274 - Follows: 4,218 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by
DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 1,297 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Wash Away by
Greenway reviews
His life was resting on a knife edge; the blade held firmly in fate’s fickle fist. And the only person he believed could save him from the inevitable was the girl he cruelly tormented for six long years. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,197 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by
DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 7,233 - Follows: 2,072 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Love, Lust, and Draco Malfoy by
NeuroticMuse413 reviews
The werewolf’s curse forces Draco to seek asylum from the Order. When Hermione gets a little too close and Draco bites a little too hard, the two are forever linked. Can they resist their new animal attraction or will Hogwarts be split in two? 6th Yr, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,559 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simple Magic by
FlameWriter008 reviews
Pre HBP Draco and Hermione are doing a project required from all of the students in seventh year. What is the project? You have to read for that m’dears! Now why is it that Draco keeps waking up to Hermione in his bed? Find out! DracoHerm romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,589 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Quarter Moon Gamble by
NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,212 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Change Hyuuga by
gracemis reviews
Such an unlikely plan for Hinata to come up with, but she was determined to change the Hyuuga. Epilogue completed. Prequel completed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,979 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Der Besuch der alten Dame by
Vampire Ifurita reviews
It wasn’t the fact that the prejudice still lived after all these years that upset him, it was the fact that after all that he had done for them, for the people that lived under his protection, that they had the gall to strip him of his humanity once agai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
A Change of Heart by
AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by
shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by
BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Desert Lily by
KyuubiPandoraChan reviews
Hinata has to marry the Kazekage in order to bring peace between these two countries. Thing get worst when she became blind and the only person that will comfort her was the Kazekage himself by the name of Gaara. A GaaHina fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,356 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Magical Contracts by
Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 4,651 - Follows: 1,348 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by
DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 6,765 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fever Pitch by
Vampire Ifurita reviews
The beat of the bass is what moves dancers. The beat of the heart is what moves a man. What happens when a man possessed by the beat of the music follows the beat of his heart? AU, GaaSasu among others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,738 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Old Soldiers Never Die by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 8,954 - Follows: 3,815 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not just any old bet by
My Dusty reviews
When a group of 7th year Slytherins get together making bets, the possibilities are endless...rated M for future chapters...DMHG...Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by
Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 496 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
From Venice with Love by
jamieblye reviews
On Holiday In Italy, Hermione meets a completely different Malfoy than she's used to. What will happen when school resumes? AU, Disregards book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,810 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Redefining Summer by
loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by
loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Galactic Adventure by
Jarlaxle Baenre reviews
Post Opal Deception. Opal Koboi has once again vanished without a trace. It is up to our motley crew of miscreants, LEP officers, and the occasional Mud Boy to save the world once more... HollyTrouble... how can you not? Finally complete!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,261 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
M&M's: Malfoys and Mudbloods by
NelStar7 reviews
His eyes searched hers, 'I need you.' Hermione stopped breathing in that instant, moved beyond words, beyond thought. Draco could want, he could hope for, but he had never allowed himself to need. Alternate ending added
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,508 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Angels Still Fall from the Skies by
withered-soup reviews
Sasuke uses his sin to get back to the mortal he used to love. [SasuSaku][sequel to Confessions of a Sinner]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,622 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Day in the Life by
Vampire Ifurita reviews
Just a day in the life. The workings of the mind and the complications that a new, yet old student bring with them into the lives of others. SasuGaa, a bit NaruGaa, highschool AU Chap 34: Join Me complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,190 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Make A Wish by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12180 - Favs: 26,684 - Follows: 10,150 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Confessions of a Sinner by
withered-soup reviews
My romance masterpiece. Playing with kisses, emotions and death is always arousing...especially when the game is played by the sex god, Uchiha Sasuke. [SasuSaku] [prequel to Angels Still Fall from the Skies]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,497 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dimensional Trunk by
Ophiuchus reviews
Post OOTP. COMPLETED. Harry's 6th year will be another exciting year. How does the trunk Ron gave him help his fight against V? Pre HBP. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 272,782 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Relationships Change by
dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETED! As is the SEQUEL! Ron and Hermione are dating, but something happens...who is there to comfort her? Our Slytherin badass, but he has another agenda...or does he? Rated R for language and scenes later on...this is your WaRnInG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 152,558 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by
Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 7,178 - Follows: 615 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete