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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Come one, come all - to the end of the world.

We've got lightening bolts and clouds and rainbows and hearts and stars.

And robots. ...can't forget the robots.

Boom.

I like to write bad RLSB fluff and read excellent HPSS angst. Very yummy.

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A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,150 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dr Lupin, MA by shakespeare's sister reviews
AU. Remus is teaching Muggle English literature at an English university. Someone from his past shows up in the first lecture of the new year, precipitating some unexpected events. Slash RLSB .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 115,920 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs II by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Harry and Ron continue the Logs. Crack!Fic containing borderline slash, purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, a disturbed werewolf, and the Dark Soup. Also featuring sticky beds and cuddling. On hold for the foreseeable future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13615 - Favs: 7,966 - Follows: 6,612 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Amadeus Effect by Neena Varscona reviews
A seemingly innocuous artefact turns out to be not so innocuous after all, and Daniel gains some firsthand knowledge about what it means to be ‘loved by the gods’. Warnings: JD slash, language, adult situations. For older teens and adults.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,885 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
A Higher Law by Nynaeve80 reviews
New laws are in effect that will change the course of two people's lives forever. HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,240 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Tale of Two Puppies by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
MWPP era. My first HP fic, and the rating is for the future. In a nutshell, the boys are at Hogwarts. Eventual SBRL (if you don't like slash, don't read it) and JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Bitter Bargain by The Treacle Tart reviews
Ron Weasley has to make a deal with the devil to save his friend’s life. Ron, Snape, Ron andHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh, That Evil Snow by CBas reviews
It's Christmas break and the Weasleys play a particularly awful trick on Harry, but Snape is more than ready to help out. SLASH SnapeHarry Snarry . PWP . ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7076 - Favs: 6,827 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
New Beginnings and Old Tree Houses by The Treacle Tart reviews
Three small children are the only survivors of a horrible attack on a school. Ron Weasely decides that someone needs to look after them. He also decides that that someone needs the sort of help that only Remus Lupin can provide. Ron & Remus Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Ron W., Remus L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4179 - Favs: 6,056 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Dying Flames by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry Potter lost the war and was tossed in Azkaban, he was slightly surprised when Voldemort introduced him to his new cellmate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,903 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Savior and the Scourge by Random Dispatcher reviews
Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Figments Forever by nat rulz reviews
Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Apple of My Eye by unmei3 reviews
SR OneShot. Remus has a craving for something sweet. He finds a strange bottle under Sirius' bed and drinks it. Find out what effects it has on him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Elsewhere by KateShines reviews
Jayne and River bond, the crew gets a job, the weather's rotten. COMPLETE.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,084 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Jayne, River - Complete
Detention by Fidelius Charm reviews
“Granger, I hope you’re proud of yourself! You’ve just earned yourself a week of detention!” The words shocked the entire student population. Hermione Granger had Detention? And she had Fred Weasely to thank. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Two Sticks of Bardoll, Not Three! by animalbowling reviews
Mistakes in Potions lead to consequences in life. That's right, it's one of those Stuck!together stories. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,580 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Snog by Demonsblade reviews
[Complete] James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. Rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. Who'll get to snog our two favorite canines? SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,023 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Morning Glory by Miss Prongs reviews
After graduating from Hogwarts, Harry heads to muggle London to figure out his sexuality problem...who else would he meet but a cunning blond [Draco! Draco!] who helps persuade Harry in his decision...[HPDM slash.] Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,910 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hackneyed by Jaylee1 reviews
[Complete] "It was a combination of posture and overall demeanor that gave the cloaked figure away." [HP-LM, Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Pavlov by Kalimyre reviews
Daniel has a theory. Can you ever really have too many "Aliens Made Us Do It" stories? Story is complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,260 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Obsidian Rhapsody by Cobalt Violet reviews
This man was seduction personified. Sirius Black, a top agent for Lord Voldemort. Remus Lupin, an auror unwillingly sworn to save the fallen man. When a chance meeting throws them together, a dance of seduction begins.AU SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,712 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders At Hogwarts by Dragon Mistress reviews
COMPLETED & WRITTEN PRE-OOTP Seven years at school with the Marauders! What will happen? Nutty pranks and twisted love triangles! Warning: Eventual SBRL SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 133,432 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Chocolate & Pumpkin Ice Cream by silvernatasha reviews
***COMPLETED*** George/Hermione romance. Now that the relationship is completely out in the open, what's going to happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Pet Peeves reviews
A lot of things annoy Remus Lupin. RemusSirius. Remuscentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Itch reviews
Sirius has an itch & he receives advice, of a sort, from an unexpected source. SiriusRemus. Siriuscentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
All That I Need reviews
Everything about him makes my breath hitch and every time I see him, I notice it more." Sirius is having problems getting Remus out of his head. He wants fireworks - simple, really. RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Love is the Drug that Makes you Smug reviews
...'at least we know where Moonys wand is.' With RLSB...and snippets of JPLE in the backround. Remus and Sirius are dating, but well, how do they tell James? Cue Lily's help. Bets, public displays of affection and illtimed jokes ensue. Try it, yeah? R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What are your thoughts? reviews
Sirius wants to know what Remus thinks about something. Oneshot, sort of fluffy, RemusSirius Marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Making Headway reviews
RLSB. Sirius is trying to find out if he really is gay or not. How does he does this? How else, he attempts to experiment. But the object of his experimentation is vexing him in his awfully vexing sort of a way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
I love you, because reviews
Sirius confesses his love for Remus, to Remus and explains his reasoning for his affections. Warning: disturbing levels of SBRL fluff found within. May cause permanent damage such as the inability to use basic motor functions. Sorry about that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fumbling reviews
Remus is studying and needs a distraction. RLSB. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nothing But Blue Skies and closets reviews
RLSB fluffy type ramble. Sirius and Remus have a little talk in the closet to come out of the closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Do you know what day it is? reviews
SBRL oneshot A pointless, inane Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.