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Joined 06-28-06, id: 1077514
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Basic Info

I'm a 16 year old girl who has moved more times that most people change their underwear (Yes, this is a slight exaggeration but I have lived in 8 different countries, moved 11 times in my 16 years, and am more familiar with foreign countries (Most notably England as I just moved from there fairly recently) than I am my two home countries of the United States and Norway). I'm supremely stubborn, incredibly independent, loyal as a dog, and can be a bit condescending (Though I don't mean to be). I'm known for being logical, sarcastic, sardonic, opinionated, a realist, and a really random girl. I love to talk but I also love to listen...so basically I love conversations. My name is never spelled correctly thus I, myself have never received an award, certificate, trophy or anything like that. (It has the Norwegian spelling so instead of a ph there is an f). It is really difficult to get close to me but when you do I'm the most loyal, caring helpful friend I can possibly be. I speak three languages fluently- Norwegian, English, and Alabama-nese (Yes, it is a separate language. Not only do you need a passport to get there but you also need a dictionary.) Not to say I don't love Alabama, because I do. I love to explore and learn about new cultures, languages, and people.


Books- I love to read. Period. I will read almost anything and currently have a stack of about 35 new books I need to read (I'll be done by next week). All my money goes to support my book and gum addiction (see below). As such I don't really have a favorite book, I love them all! Though Harry Potter rocks alot and will be what I write about.

Gum- I am constantly chewing gum; peppermint, wintermint, spearmint, cinnamon, whatever-mint. Doesn't matter I will chew it.

Pink Lady apples- Completely and totally addicted to them.

Music- Rock.

My favorite bands include: Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Seether etc. etc. etc.

Learning- I'm a dork, geek, loser etc. I love learning...as long as its worthwhile. I honestly couldn't care less about the Pythagorean Theorem or Faraday's Laws of Induction.

Languages, Cultures, People- I love our world and want to explore as much of it as possible. And I sound incredibly idiotic here but what can ya do.

The words random, blasphemy, and bludgeon- I don't know why. I just like them.

Walking my dog- It's a good stress reliever.

Fruit- Any kind does not matter.

Chocolate- YUMMY!

Sports- I'll play anything, though I love running and softball most. I have played softball in 12 different countries...which I find fairly cool.

Pet Peeves

People who act like they are stupider than they actually are.

The word metempsychosis- It's the most useless word in the English language. (means the transmigration of souls)

Arrogant, swotty, pompous and pretentious people- Self-explanatory.

Physics- Had to take that last year...never again.

Fast food- I'm sorry, but that is not food.

When people spell know knoe- They have the same amount of letters and take the same effort/time to write...SPELL IT CORRECTLY!


Name: Not to be posted on the net

Age: See above

Height: 5' 11" or 1.8-ish meters

Hair Colour: Natural Blonde

Eye Colour: They change... A LOT...Right now they are green...later they will probably be brown, grey, purple-ish...who knows.

I'm skinny, have absolutely no shape, and lots and lots of leg. Actually 0.49295774647887323943661971830986 or 1/2 my height if you round it is leg. My hair is fairly long as I tend to wear ponytails (I have no talent when it comes to hair) and my lips are my biggest facial feature (someone actually came up to me to tell me I have big lips...and no I did not know this person).

That is all I can think of for now. I'm a new user and am currently writing my own story called "The Eternal Dance." Which I shall be posting/updating shortly...if all goes according to plan.

Idea of the Day

If the only reason you believe in God is so that you won't go to hell you have an insurance policy, so why not get a full coverage one? (This is in response to a guy who told me that God was very important in his life because he didn't want to go to hell and believing in God wouldn't hurt him. To that I say there are many religions in the world and ya might want to get a better insurance policy than that. I have nothing against religion, in fact I find it a very important part of the world, but I do get annoyed with people who just want to avoid conflict/consequences.)

The Eternal Dance reviews
With these unnerving words we begin the dance we have danced hundreds of times these past years, ever since I woke up into this bittersweet existence, exactly six years ago today. AU Marauder Era story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.